c91e74 No.2324974
Rare pic of Fortune.
Do NOT repost.
dae726 No.2324981
I'mma guess that's a Reuben sandwich.
Everyone has made that joke.
I'd never seen one before.
f076f8 No.2324982
>>2324971
Yeah, you should do what works ^^
-hugs tightly- Bye sweetie, Hail Satan ♥
>>2324972
I posted the poster names from it for Raccoon to use for that poll, remember? :3
>>2324978
You're not my bf Fortune
c91e74 No.2324983
I think I made the shitty joke a dozen times.
f4bdcc No.2324984
I'm doing good kissy boy, just trying to relax and get some youtube in while i get closer to passing out over the next 3 hours
dae726 No.2324985
>It's the 8th pic that comes up.
Surprise surprise.
...Is that sauerkraut? That... looks good actually.
377760 No.2324986
>>2324969
brb committing not alive
>>2324979
lateposting, wishing i was not alive, you?
c91e74 No.2324987
>>2324985
Yeah. It should be on dark rye, though.
f076f8 No.2324988
>>2324984
>boy
Kissy told me she's a girl and I doubt anyone associated with Darwin would tell a lie on the internet
c93964 No.2324989
>>2324979
I'm sure I asked before, but what do you do anyway?
>>2324982
Sorry, Tony.
f4bdcc No.2324990
I got SubjectiveFag to roll a Catfolk that only has 3 wisdom
c93964 No.2324992
>>2324990
Is that even fucking possible? He is a complete moron?
c93964 No.2324993
>>2324991
The owner of the restaurant your number leads to.
dae726 No.2324994
>>2324975 (Daiakuma) :^)
Scared isn't the word.
Name's Ruben van Es.
Not sure how to international call, or how much that costs.
>>2324976
>A man named Ruben.
Don't worry, I'm more of a guy than a man.
8a5e2b No.2324995
>>2324989
don't feel like talking about it right now
dae726 No.2324996
f4bdcc No.2324997
>>2324992
Yea we looked it up and you can have high intelligence and low sanity, he's just naturally really shit at coming up with ideas that aren't totally crazy so i think it works out pretty well in the end
7f1558 No.2324998
>>2324982
huh but that has their online names not real ones
c91e74 No.2324999
He's more of a fag than a man.
2d07eb No.2325000
>>2324966
I'm faaaairly well. go away when I come back? I see how it is. I started my diet today, having carb free lunches and dinners.
>>2324984
Sounds good, I spend too much time on youtube lately. I just made dinner i'm going to go get it brb.
>>2324990
I sort of miss Julian
dae726 No.2325001
>>2324987
...ROGGEBROOD?
Hell naw.
>>2324986
Trust me, that wouldn't make it better for me. Don't do that.
dae726 No.2325002
>>2324999
To be fair, most fags are men, probably.
f4bdcc No.2325003
>>2325000
Sounds Yummy! Tell me about Dinner when you get some!
And yea, I guess selectively isolating yourself from IM platforms would make it pretty hard to interact with some people, ah well, it's how you like to do things!
maybe ill convince him to drop by for a little some time, i know he's your kind of degenerate ;)
f4bdcc No.2325004
sorry, OUR kind of degenerate
f076f8 No.2325005
>>2324993
It's called TOM'S Restaurant tho
False advertising I guess
>>2324994
>Daiakuma
Do you like calling me Bigg Demon? You could just call me Daddy
I feel like I've heard of a nazi who had a really similar name to that, maybe the same name
>>2324998
It was just one column from the file :^)
>>2325000
You seem a bit different from how you normally are; you're like extra kawaii
I hope it goes alright ^^
c91e74 No.2325006
>>2325001
You don't like rye bread? Some make it with sourdough bread but that seems wrong to me.
c93964 No.2325008
>>2324994
They are the same thing.
>>2324995
Fair enough. Got anything slated for the night?
>>2324997
Well I have played that style of character before, but with an 8 wis. I would say with a 3 wisdom that the guy is basically a full fledged autist, completely in his own mind.
>>2325005
I knew it started with a T.
dae726 No.2325009
>Well it's actually the phone number for the restaurant they used in Seinfeld
I was adding it.
Good think I checked.
2d07eb No.2325010
>>2325003
I have him on steam or something. We were not particularly close to begin with.
This meat tastes funny and kind of looked funny but I bought it yesterday so it should be okay maybe?
>>2325005
I get some energy whenever I cook, it will die down.
7f1558 No.2325011
>>2325005
show me everything you have on me
f4bdcc No.2325012
>>2325008
Yea I mean ask about Julian. That sounds about right.
>>2325010
Uhh that doesn't sound good, and just telling me "meat" doesn't inform me much about the meal. Maybe you'll have an easier time eating it if you don't have to talk about it a lot...
dae726 No.2325013
>>2325005
>Daddy.
Never. Nor should anyone ever call me Daddy again...
>Nazi.
Could be, I dunno. I wasn't born with this name.
>>2325006
I haven't had it much, to be honest. It also seems better if I use the English word for it.
>>2325007
I WANT TO MOVE AT A SLOWER PACE
>>2325008
Well, yeah.
But I'm pretty trustworthy.
Though you shouldn't believe that from someone like me.
c93964 No.2325014
>>2325012
What?
>>2325013
So you aren't trustworthy.
377760 No.2325015
>>2325013
Then become a snail.
a5fb1f No.2325016
dae726 No.2325017
>>2325014
That was a joke.
I can be trusted with just about anything.
Except tasks, technically. Don't count on competence.
>>2325015
The pace I'm going at is fine. It's your pace that's going fast as heck.
c91e74 No.2325018
>>2325013
I thought pumpernickel and rye were more common than wheat breads in the Germanic parts of Europe.
377760 No.2325019
>>2325017
i'm fast as fucc boiii
f076f8 No.2325020
>>2325008
I guess you Googled it when I gave Shio-chan the number and forgot
>>2325009
I got a shirt from there when I was in NYC :3
>>2325010
That's pretty cute
Definitely makes it seem like you have real passion for cooking ^^
>>2325011
It's more fun not to though
>>2325013
Did you adopt that name when you transitioned to being a boy?
I say this is a meme but I have a slight suspicion that u might be FtM now
2d07eb No.2325021
>>2325012
Beef, I made burger things
I'll manage, I think I put too much on my plate though, I'm going to put some of it back.
>>2325020
I have lost my energy I think I have eaten bad food. I feel fine but it tastes off.
7f1558 No.2325022
>>2325020
can you tell me some of the things you have on me
f076f8 No.2325023
>>2325021
Did you check the expiration dates? 🤔
>>2325022
Sorry for the dox but u live in Japan
dae726 No.2325024
>>2325018
I mean, it exists here. But it's definitely not the standard.
>>2325019
Is that how you husband all the guys?
>>2325020
>FtM Fort
Shit. You got me.
f4bdcc No.2325025
>>2325021
thats unfortunate dude, i hope your next meal goes better, i would rather eat nothing than hamburger that tastes off
f076f8 No.2325026
>>2325024
Idk why else you would change your name so I guess so
c93964 No.2325027
>>2325016
Just smoke a little and enjoy the night?
>>2325017
I still refuse to trust you.
>>2325020
In my defense, I didn't really care enough to remember it.
2d07eb No.2325028
>>2325023
I bought it yesterday, it was not the kind of thing that has an expiration date I think.
>>2325025
I ate two patties, that is enough anyway.
377760 No.2325029
>>2325024
i don't think you have any idea how fast i really am
f076f8 No.2325030
>>2325027
Why would u not care about important Seinfeld facts
>>2325028
Maybe you shouldn't buy food from that place then -rubs your tummy-
dae726 No.2325031
>>2325026
It's only my last name that I changed, though. I think I've once told you why. Might not have.
Also, now I wonder how many things about me would be "explained" if people 'learned' I'm FtM
>>2325027
What would trust take?
>>2325029
I mean, surely you aren't going faster than ALL GUYS in a lifespan?
377760 No.2325032
>>2325031
if there's one thing i'm not it's slow
c93964 No.2325033
>>2325030
Because Seinfeld is not a good show.
>>2325031
Time and honesty, essentially.
c18d99 No.2325034
>>2325027
I'll try to enjoy it
19a11f No.2325035
just over a week of awful fasting.
c93964 No.2325036
>>2325034
Anything I can do to help with that?
f4bdcc No.2325037
>>2325028
im just eating really trashy ice cream right now
c91e74 No.2325038
>>2325031
He's saying he's as fast as a fuccboi, so he's sucking down dicks faster than Kirby.
dae726 No.2325039
>>2325032
I noticed.
But I don't do fast.
>>2325033
Honesty is always there. The only time I can be 'dishonest' is when I'm obviously joking.
Time is up to you, I guess.
c93964 No.2325040
>>2325039
Honesty is a tricky thing, because it is hard to determine it over the internet.
dae726 No.2325041
>>2325038
>Sucking dick faster than Kirby.
...Cool. That's now a mental image I've had.
It's terrifying.
377760 No.2325042
>>2325039
looks like your waifu really is shit after all
:((((
dae726 No.2325045
>>2325042
I'm just... slow.
The only counters to that is either being slow too, or stubborn enough to make me pick up the slack.
>>2325040
Hmm, I guess.
I can tell you it becomes very obvious if you ever were to actually talk with me, though.
I constantly... correct myself if I catch me saying something that might be interpreted as something that's not true, or if I make a slight mistake.
dae726 No.2325046
>>2325044
Goodnight Machinae.
Sweet dreams.
1665d6 No.2325047
>>2325023
i have more info on you than that
dae726 No.2325048
>Remember tomorrow is monthly Therapy day.
>Check to see what my assignment was, normally it takes like 10 minutes and i can do it anytime before that date, so I never check.
>"Every day, write down a positive thing you did"
dae726 No.2325050
Time to do the other assignment and pretend I didn't see that.
6483c5 No.2325051
>>2325048
I did not fuck a dog today.
dae726 No.2325052
>>2325051
Are you saying I should write that down, or is that positive for you, this day?
Keep at it, man.
c91e74 No.2325054
>>2325048
Just write "I didn't kill myself." 31 times.
6483c5 No.2325055
>>2325052
I'm sorry. Between these posts I fucked a dog.
dae726 No.2325056
dae726 No.2325057
>>2325054
>a positive thing
6483c5 No.2325059
>>2325056
Quickest dick in the midwest.
dae726 No.2325060
>>2325059
Dog never knew what hit him.
Or that something did.
c91e74 No.2325061
>>2325057
Write that you didn't make Utøya look like a fucking joke.
c93964 No.2325063
>>2325053
Sorry bud. Anything I can do at all, let me know.
94d279 No.2325064
>>2325063
https://smutty.com/s/BgiM7/
even the pics at the bottom of that say it's fap time.
94d279 No.2325066
>>2325065
I go down a rabbithole looking for pics like you post. when i find one, i find many and then it gets overwhelming.
f6209e No.2325070
c93964 No.2325072
>>2325070
I need some coffee. Should I make some or na?
f6209e No.2325073
>>2325072
coffee at night?
c93964 No.2325074
>>2325073
Yeah, I am fairly tired. But I got stuffs to do, involving seducing somebody.
f6209e No.2325076
>>2325074
who might that be
c93964 No.2325077
I will get what I want.
>>2325076
It is a convoluted situation. But essentially, I need to convince Squash to put his P in a V.
cd127b No.2325078
This review of the latest godzilla film is fucking on point
>full, embarrassing disclosure: it made me a little horny when the first film in this series described the earth's entire ecosystem as having become "subservient" to Godzilla. (and yes, of fucking course the recentish Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer explicitly referring to humanity as Godzilla's "pet" did a number on me.) there are several non-horny ways to read this, ofc. there's the old, very well-circulated idea that Godzilla is created by humanity's hubris and punishes us for said hubris. anyway, i obviously prefer a more straightforward reading of the whole "earth being subservient to Godzilla" thing. because it's kinky af. And the cult around the monsters, all the stuff about devotion & becoming something greater by serving something greater & having the opportunity to choose who one is devoted to gave me massive subby feels.
02f837 No.2325079
>>2325077
I don't think that's any of your business
0a7e59 No.2325081
>>2325077
Why would anyone want to do that, though.
c93964 No.2325082
>>2325079
With anybody else, I would say totally true. But Squash is not anybody else.
>>2325080
I will not fail. You will be assaulted on both sides and you will like it!
>>2325081
Because it is nice?
6483c5 No.2325083
>>2325082
Like I said in PM. I would only let a girl near me if my boyfriend was bi and wanted it.
6483c5 No.2325084
I wouldn't fuck her though.
02f837 No.2325085
>>2325082
you should let him do what he wants
6483c5 No.2325086
c93964 No.2325087
>>2325083
>>2325084
This isn't over. We simply must consolidate our forces.
>>2325085
Well of course. Don['t mistake me as trying to force anything on him. The idea is to convince him.
6483c5 No.2325089
>>2325087
How about this. She can watch you fuck me.
c93964 No.2325090
>>2325089
I don't think she would be content with that.
6483c5 No.2325091
>>2325090
You can have her after then.
c93964 No.2325092
>>2325091
Get to fuck a young buck, then a young doe......tempting...very tempting.
But again, I am unsure if she would be content with that outcome, though she would be well pleasured.
6483c5 No.2325093
>>2325092
You will have to cover for both of us.
I can at least give you something to remember.
c93964 No.2325094
>>2325093
Giving me something to remember isn't the problem though. She wants to play with you.
02f837 No.2325095
c93964 No.2325096
>>2325095
Doesn't mean I won't force anything onto him.
c93964 No.2325098
>>2325097
Are you telling me the only way this is going to go down is you, me, then her?
02f837 No.2325099
>>2325096
you mean into him
6483c5 No.2325101
>>2325098
You and me and then you and her.
c93964 No.2325102
>>2325101
That is asking a lot of me.
126d81 No.2325104
tfw lost internet all day today
126d81 No.2325105
hey @squash are you still here
c93964 No.2325106
Stop losing internet then!
126d81 No.2325107
>>2325106
there's a tyrant internet company that has a monopoly over the general southeastern side of iowa that is in general super shit
allegedly they had a fucked up fiber optic cable somewhere and it was supposed to be fixed around 8 p.m
c93964 No.2325109
>>2325107
Yeah Cox does that kinda shit around here a lot.
126d81 No.2325111
>>2325109
I think I used to have cox a loong time ago when I lived in texas
I can't really remember
Maybe it was there cable
we had something called Quest too
all providers are an shit............
c93964 No.2325112
>>2325111
They always charge you too much, they have started implemented data caps, and I just fucking hate them.
126d81 No.2325113
>>2325112
ugg data caps are cancer
we get charged if we go over too
c93964 No.2325114
>>2325113
And to get unlimited is another 50 bucks. Fucking bullshit.
c93964 No.2325115
Also, why the fuck do all the fully autonomous test vehicles end up in Arizona? Uber is doing a fully autonomous taxi test, and Walmart is doing a fully autonomous grocer delivery test. This shit is not cool.
126d81 No.2325116
If I had a car that drove it'self
I would drive a car
22bda1 No.2325117
Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is from 2016, listen to my old music.
22bda1 No.2325118
Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play. Oh shit check this one out tho, it was when I wanted to be a punk. LMAO.
29fb23 No.2325119
-hums a little tune quietly and he sweeps the thread-
22bda1 No.2325120
Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play. oops that other one is broken asf, this is the real one.
22bda1 No.2325121
>>2325119
that because you like to?
22bda1 No.2325122
do you do that because you like to*
the fuck keyboard?
29fb23 No.2325123
>>2325121
>>2325122
-looks up from his little broom curiously- o.o
c93964 No.2325124
This is by no means me flirting, but damn, I could listen to your voice all day.
22bda1 No.2325125
>>2325124
I can sing better now I promise~
I will learn a song for you if you want? Can record tomorrow.
>>2325123
Why are you so weird?
29fb23 No.2325126
>>2325125
-eeps and gets back to sweeping so you wont be angry-
03f7f8 No.2325127
c93964 No.2325128
>>2325125
If you can sing better now, you would surely give the Sirens a run for their money.
What would you want in return, lass?
29fb23 No.2325129
>>2325127
-is frightened by everything he just saw and drops the broom in a panic to hide behind the chair-
29fb23 No.2325130
03f7f8 No.2325131
22bda1 No.2325132
>>2325126
Ge--Get out from behind he chair what the heck--
talk like a normal person geezus.
>>2325128
Nothing~ I need to start recording again anyways!
What's a good song you'd like to hear a'ccapella
29fb23 No.2325133
>>2325132
._. -looks around sheepishly and gives you a wide berth.-
278739 No.2325134
>P550 sliver infection
Shit.
126d81 No.2325135
>>2325132
>>2325132
you should do enya only time a capella
c93964 No.2325137
>>2325132
That's an awful hard question! I got all sorts. Just a short shotgun list, we got
Cradle of Humankind - Flogging Molly
Raw - Sigrid
When Irish Eyes are Smiling
Jolene - Ray LaMontagne
Would have to think a little bit about it for some more, but anything similar would be truly a pleasure on my ears, lass.
29fb23 No.2325138
-wanders into the kitchen and squeaks an apology to the broom for dropping it. Was scared and didn't intend to be mean- :<
22bda1 No.2325139
>>2325133
Like, come here.
-points to floor before me-
>>2325135
I don't know that one, let me look.
...
found it.
>>2325136
it's OLD
>>2325137
I've got you, I'll listen to them tomorrow and play around with composition.
I'll send progress clips too~
19a11f No.2325140
-trips over the broom and drops the mic-
29fb23 No.2325141
>>2325139
-doesn't trust and stays in the kitchen- ._.
c93964 No.2325142
>>2325139
You are an absolute sweetheart.
Also, I am trying to help you with your plan, but he is quite reluctant.
126d81 No.2325143
WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE HUH HUH
AND THE HUH HUHH
ONLY TIME
0ed94d No.2325145
God
I love drunk people who demand to interact with you when you don't desire to do so
03f7f8 No.2325146
>>2325145
Ignore them/tell them to fuck off lmao
d02dca No.2325147
>>2325145
Are you the drunk person?
22bda1 No.2325148
>>2325142
:DD
I tried lol
I am gonna do a photoshoot soon, semi lewd but mostly covered ones. I'll send you the best ones so you can add me to your post collection
>>2325145
I too love drunk people.
they give me money
and sex.
19a11f No.2325149
>>2325145
you'll be drunk someday too
and you'll want [ATTENTION]
126d81 No.2325150
>>2325145
whey7 arey ou ignoring me?
0ed94d No.2325151
>>2325146
that sounds like a lot of work
>>2325147
No
>>2325148
gay
>>2325149
yes
>>2325150
What?
This is the first thing you've said
29fb23 No.2325152
-sits on the kitchen floor with a squeaky sigh and looks at his discord chat on his BluePhone 2-
126d81 No.2325153
>>2325151
is it becaue im drunk
0ed94d No.2325154
>>2325153
I was talking about real life humans, not you
d02dca No.2325155
>>2325151
Just "go to bed", then change your online status to invisible. Nobody to bother you then
126d81 No.2325156
>>2325154
interact with me............
c93964 No.2325157
>>2325148
You spoil me, and those in the thread who shall enjoy them.
I always look forward to adding beautiful women to the folder.
d02dca No.2325159
>>2325158
I saw. I just didn't think the real-life person was with you in person right now
19a11f No.2325160
>>2325151
so it's good karma to entertain drunk ppl
0ed94d No.2325161
>>2325156
*interacts*
>>2325159
family keeps trying to talk about dumb shit
>>2325160
I primarily try to drink with other drinking humans in order to not trip my 'tisms about pressuring people into interactons they don't desire.
22bda1 No.2325163
>>2325151
not gay bc I'm a girl and they are a boy so
not gay
>>2325157
>being called a beautiful woman
O//////////////////////////o
yikes
29fb23 No.2325164
-posts pictures of cats solving math problems-
19a11f No.2325165
>>2325161
.__. 'tisms are genetic ur bein unfair
0ed94d No.2325166
0ed94d No.2325167
>>2325163
yeah but it still results in you getting dicked so it's still gay tbh
>>2325165
they're not actually tisms, sorry to break it to you
03f7f8 No.2325168
>>2325151
Ignoring a person is pretty easy, you don't have to do anything!
Unless of course they are bothering you non-stop and in person. Then you're kinda fucked
Good luck and good night
c93964 No.2325169
>>2325163
With a voice like that, I can only assume. The one pic I got is awful cute.
19a11f No.2325170
>>2325167
it's a cry for help to avoid the crippling reality that they're drinking alone again
19a11f No.2325171
29fb23 No.2325172
-carefully wanders back out into the thread with his BluePhone 2 and calls the local news station's weather department. Wants snew so he and the three skwirls can go sledding! They hang up.-
:<
29fb23 No.2325173
>>2325172
-leaves his discord for anyone who wants to squeak, Sonata_Blue#3600, and scurries off to bed.-
0ed94d No.2325176
>>2325170
That tism is a sober one though, I just preemptively do it
19a11f No.2325177
>>2325176
sounds like you understand
d02dca No.2325178
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9f8374 No.2325182
Sup niggas.
Woke up early this morning to go to my placement in school to do a maths activity with some little ones. Went ok. I wanted to make it more fun though. It was basically like dominos but you had to pair up numbers with equations.
d02dca No.2325184
>>2325183
I'm "just fine".
How u?
33cef2 No.2325186
>>2325184
what's wrong? :(
d02dca No.2325189
>>2325185
*hug*
>>2325187
Nothing. Just not anything special
ebc161 No.2325192
>>2325191
"Once this baby hits 8000 gigashits, I still wont have a fuck to give boi"
9f8374 No.2325193
>>2325192
That's some mad verse you speaking there.
How be you?
ebc161 No.2325194
>>2325193
Finished work a while ago, sister is leaving to go back to the UK in an hour so I'm keeping myself up for a lil
How be ye
9f8374 No.2325195
>>2325194
Thinking about going to bed for a nap, gotta go to my friend's house in an hour. Sorry I wasn't much for conversation. See ya.
dae726 No.2325197
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dae726 No.2325199
Yeah I can live with that.
Fuck you, Scoots.
3acd0d No.2325200
dae726 No.2325201
>>2325200
Talkin' about the OP?
33cef2 No.2325202
3acd0d No.2325203
>>2325201
I am but I'm sure you look just as good right now regardless
d02dca No.2325208
Forts aren't, but Fortune is
dae726 No.2325209
No. I am Fort.
>Name is similar to that of a sandwich.
>Names himself Fortune Cookie.
Genius.
dae726 No.2325210
Gotta go for an hour. Therapy time.
d02dca No.2325211
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dae726 No.2325213
Yeah, that's about the expected amount of posts while I was away.
>>2325212
A fragile, old and tiny female therapist has nothing on me.
dae726 No.2325217
>>2325215
Wolf is a cute.
Headpats are a best.
10/10
94d279 No.2325218
>>2325213
If it was a dog, maybe it wouldn't be rape?
94d279 No.2325220
>>2325219
the therapist the rapist.
dae726 No.2325221
>>2325220
Yeah yeah, but what's with the sudden dog?
94d279 No.2325222
>>2325221
This thread has a couple. At least one that deserves head pats.
94d279 No.2325224
dae726 No.2325227
>>2325222
I just felt like that comment was wasted on me.
I would not a dog.
94d279 No.2325229
>>2325227
I meant the opposite really.
94d279 No.2325232
>>2325230
well maybe the dog might be the therapist. The part of it not being rape doesn't hold out well though.
dae726 No.2325234
>>2325232
That's what I was thinking.
I have a phobia of dogs though, so I wouldn't be that comfortable.
>>2325233
I can spare an image, but it's only one of tho I have.
From here out it gets weird, and that will just not do.
dae726 No.2325236
>>2325235
I mean, so do I, up to a point, but it stops being cute headpats real fast.
94d279 No.2325237
>>2325236
back stratcher head pats.
dae726 No.2325238
>>2325237
No, I think we're down to this now.
dae726 No.2325239
Extensive, my folders are not.
94d279 No.2325240
>>2325238
and then leashes, then lewd stuff?
347576 No.2325241
>>2325236
It doesn't have to be cute or headpats~
dae726 No.2325242
>>2325240
I have very little lewd shit.
I don't think there's any leashing.
dae726 No.2325243
>>2325241
Cute is the best thing, though.
What is it that you want?
347576 No.2325244
Same
Which is weird because I like lewd things and leashes
347576 No.2325246
>>2325243
I want to lay down with someone and cuddle with minimum or no clothes on
At first
dae726 No.2325247
>>2325246
To me, cuddling sounds like the best thing. Clothes or not.
347576 No.2325248
People who say the minimum amount of clothing is wearing only socks are perverts and must be stopped
377760 No.2325249
>>2325245
>not lewding me
>but lewding others
347576 No.2325250
>>2325249
I'll get my passport renewed and fly to Berlin
dae726 No.2325251
>>2325249
Mine are empty words, which I can only say because I'm not only under the impression everyone knows Fort doesn't lewd, but the impression that no one would lewd Fort.
Which is fine.
Until I'm wrong twice.
dae726 No.2325253
>>2325252
No.
It's not allowed.
377760 No.2325254
>>2325250
devin townsend will play in berlin in april
come with me
>>2325251
you're wrong thrice
dae726 No.2325255
>>2325254
Okay so first of all that's lewd.
And second... what's the third wrong?
377760 No.2325256
>>2325255
<fort doesn't lewd
dae726 No.2325258
>>2325256
No, I know exactly true that one is. "Not very, but mostly"
But that doesn't matter.
It only matters that people assume I wouldn't.
dae726 No.2325259
>>2325257
Fort's not allowed to be cute or adorable anymore.
Or be called any of those things.
377760 No.2325261
>>2325258
i assume you are very lewd
i assume you have a big cock
i assume you want to put it in me
dae726 No.2325262
>>2325261
I am the purest.
I never measured.
Fort wouldn't anyone.
c93964 No.2325264
You're as pure as cookies and creme ice cream.
d02dca No.2325266
>>2325259
Why? Found yourself a boyfriend?
>>2325261
That's pretty fucking lewd!
377760 No.2325267
>>2325262
turn me into a scum cookie
377760 No.2325268
>>2325266
i know, he's a total perv
dae726 No.2325270
>>2325266
Noo.
I was tiny and adorable and cute as a kiddo. I hated it.
No more.
Also
>Boyfriend
>>2325267
Isn't that a group project?
c93964 No.2325271
>>2325265
Wrong take away.
377760 No.2325272
>>2325270
more like one post above you
dae726 No.2325273
>>2325271
So first of all that was the right take away.
Second... please explain what else it could be?
c93964 No.2325274
>>2325273
The take away is that you are filled with little bits of lewd and even ultra lewd throughout yourself.
dae726 No.2325275
>>2325272
So first of all I disagree about what one should put on a cookie, but I can agree to disagree.
And I guess you wanted to be the cookie to begin with.
But I don't think I'd make a good... cream dispensary.
d02dca No.2325276
>>2325268
You just as much!
>>2325270
What's wrong with having a boyfriend?
dae726 No.2325277
Also, creamfilling > cream on top
dae726 No.2325278
>>2325276
I mean, pic related and all.
But I don't actually agree with the pic.
>>2325274
THE PUREST
c93964 No.2325279
>>2325278
Sorry, but you ain't no vanilla.
dae726 No.2325280
>>2325279
I...
My search history is not, but I still am.
6483c5 No.2325281
Boy, you want to talk about fucked up search history?
You are so vanilla Ben & Jerrys wants to put you on a cone.
347576 No.2325282
I was tiny and adorable for a while but everyone was like "no it's time to be a big manly man" so I was like "fuck this" and I killed myself
Hell's full though so here I am
dae726 No.2325283
>>2325281
Ben & Jerry do cones? Do they even do "vanilla"?
I mean, I'm very vanilla compared to most. Just not to what I used to be.
347576 No.2325285
>>2325281
Show me your search history
6483c5 No.2325286
Come talk to me about fucked up search history when you beat your meat off in a gas station bathroom on public wifi because you decided you wanted to blow your load to hyper inflation mpreg beastiality fisting Sonic OCs.
c93964 No.2325287
>>2325280
And I really am a cute little girl with freckles that lathers up Squash's body on the nightly.
>>2325281
I don't want to now.
>>2325282
Well, glad to see life goes on.
6483c5 No.2325289
>>2325285
It's actually just 20 days worth of K-pop and ladies underwear.
>>2325283
Do they?
I would do you.
dae726 No.2325290
>>2325282
>everyone was like "no it's time to be a big manly man"
Aw, that sucks. No one here wanted me to be, I think.
I just didn't want to be tiny anymore. I did get laughed at for my height.
And now I'm just-about-average height... and it's boring as heck. Well, I'm 6'1, but I think 5'11 is average here.
6483c5 No.2325291
>And I really am a cute little girl with freckles that lathers up Squash's body on the nightly.
347576 No.2325292
>>2325287
>cute little girl with freckles that lathers up Squash's body on the nightly.
I though squash liked men? And dog men
dae726 No.2325293
>>2325289
Thanks that's really uncomfortable.
c93964 No.2325294
Problem?
>>2325292
All the more reason as to why you are selling me bullshit.
d02dca No.2325295
>>2325278
you do but don't?
Is that what you tell a person too if they ask you if you wanna fool around?
6483c5 No.2325296
>>2325293
Molest me.
>>2325294
Essential oils?
dae726 No.2325297
>>2325287
My desires are really pure.
I want not for sex.
This, at the very least, is true.
dae726 No.2325299
>>2325295
>you do but don't?
I like the phrase. I think it's cute. The picture too.
But I myself am not into guys.
>Is that what you tell a person too if they ask you if you wanna fool around?
.........Pretty much yeah.
c93964 No.2325301
>>2325296
Of course.
>>2325297
That doesn't stop you from having a little solo performance.
347576 No.2325303
>>2325290
Well you're taller than me so that's a plus
>>2325294
WTF am I selling you? I don't even know who you are or what you think I'm telling you?
6483c5 No.2325304
>>2325300
I'm too good for you anyway.
>>2325301
You toy with me.
69aaca No.2325305
6483c5 No.2325306
Yeah someone else make a thread.
c93964 No.2325307
>>2325303
Sorry, I wasn't reading names. Thought you were Fortune replying again.
But yeah, yeah you right.
>>2325304
Only in the best of ways.
69aaca No.2325309
>>2325306
Already did. now post. Or you die.
dae726 No.2325311
>>2325301
That's true.
But that's alright, innit?
>>2325304
Keep thinking that, that's fine by me.
>>2325303
Still wish I was taller though.
6'3 sounds nice.
6483c5 No.2325312
>>2325311
Are you oppressing me?
dae726 No.2325313
347576 No.2325314
>>2325306
I'm trying but my internet is slow
377760 No.2325348
>>2325275
so then why do you have this opinion:
>>2325277
seems like you're on expert in skeetology
>>2325276
nooooo!
dae726 No.2325351
>>2325348
We moved to the next thread. I'll answer ya in the other one.