55eaba No.2325310
Real thread for real niggas
b3eb0a No.2325416
Yo Loafie, you do know there's another thread ongoing right now? >>2325288
This one will probably be the next one.
b3eb0a No.2325618
Promise kept.
Time to shower.
e8e664 No.2325619
>>2325616
Enjoy the shower
e8e664 No.2325622
>>2325621
Was about to ask where everyone went
2fd1fb No.2325623
>>2325622
Went to go beat off I bet.
b3eb0a No.2325624
I don't beat off in the shower, thanks.
2fd1fb No.2325625
I don't believe you. That is what showers are for.
b3eb0a No.2325626
>>2325625
My shower ain't pretty. It's cramped, looks unclean, even when cleaned and I'm not the only one using it.
I'm not saying I've never masturbated in A shower.
But this one? Nah. Pass.
2fd1fb No.2325627
>>2325626
Sounds like you need to find a new shower.
b3eb0a No.2325628
>>2325627
A new house. yeah.
I'm looking. It'll take a long while, probably.
94441c No.2325630
>>2325629
>starts hobbling after the van
fucking lol
b3eb0a No.2325631
>>2325630
The throwing out of the wheelchair got me.
2fd1fb No.2325633
>>2325628
Well best of luck to ya.
03259b No.2325634
9f7b8c No.2325635
>>2325634
buttered, toasted buns
honey bbq and cajun seasoned shredded chicken cooked in beer
little chicken sliders
mmmm
03259b No.2325637
>>2325635
that does sound pretty fucking delicious
they been served yet or still on the go?
b3eb0a No.2325638
>>2325635
That image is just too good.
9f7b8c No.2325639
>>2325637
Ran out of buns to serve them on.
9f7b8c No.2325640
>>2325637
already ate, leftovers in fridge
they were yummy
>>2325638
it's from a doujin by a particularly talented artist that I like
e8e664 No.2325641
2fd1fb No.2325642
>>2325641
Let's do it together.
b3eb0a No.2325643
>>2325640
I feel like I've seen it, not sure. Might just have been you posting it before.
But reverse image search ain't doing much.
Not that I need it per se, but now I'm making it a challenge.
219c6c No.2325644
What keeps us from an heroing?
b3eb0a No.2325645
Took too long. Did find it though.
Weird, felt like I'd seen it before.
>>2325644
Mostly the reaction of people I care about.
f8a4a8 No.2325646
219c6c No.2325647
>>2325646
Not much these days. I've made several attempts before.
f8a4a8 No.2325648
>>2325647
do you just change your mind and stop or do you fail?
i dont see how you can fail several times at it
e8e664 No.2325649
9f7b8c No.2325650
>>2325643
you're supposed to pay to access it but I ripped it from the artist's twitter like a douchebag
219c6c No.2325651
>>2325648
Failed attempts.
f8a4a8 No.2325652
>>2325651
i dont see how you can fail that much at it, maybe once or twice
b3eb0a No.2325653
>>2325650
It got uploaded to Nhentai 13 and 20 hours ago.
Maybe they keep removing it or something.
219c6c No.2325654
>>2325652
It's not really an exact science. I don't use penetration methods. Usually overdosages that aren't enough or passing out before I actually die. I'm just a chicken shit if that's what you want me to admit.
f8a4a8 No.2325655
>>2325654
so you just try and overdose?
i was thinking stuff like jumping infront of a train or jumping off something tall
219c6c No.2325656
>>2325655
I am too chicken shit to commit to those. Also the chances of those failing will create an agonizing lifetime of pain
9f7b8c No.2325657
>>2325653
yeah it's an exclusive to some website that requires you to pay
I imagine they are removing it from everywhere
9f7b8c No.2325658
>>2325657
Those dastardly artists wanting payment for their creative content.
f8a4a8 No.2325659
>>2325656
that is true, there was a japanese girl popular on 2ch who tried killing herself with a train, she survived but lost both her legs
9f7b8c No.2325660
>>2325658
I'd love to support artists more if I was working full time and had a modest income but I can't justify it right now as it's an extra, unnecessary expense
and I already have enough unnecessary expense
idk I'm not making sense, I'm barely awake
need to finish assignment, I'm dead ass tired
03259b No.2325661
>>2325639
rip
>>2325640
im gonna cook a shitton of food tomorrow and freeze it all so i have a bunch of healthy meals to hand.
>>2325644
purpose
9f7b8c No.2325662
>>2325660
Good thing you got the itis now.
>>2325661
>Freezing food
Disgusting.
e55431 No.2325664
>jumping in front of a train
How selfish, why should he inconvenience people so?
>overdoses
How womanly.
ef1093 No.2325665
>>2325644
Conflict- Through conflict we might come to truly understand the fullness of life.
f8a4a8 No.2325666
>>2325664
actually it was a girl
e55431 No.2325667
Those that do not fully live have a low threshold for "conflict".
3f00ab No.2325668
>not setting yourself on fire like some yellow soyboy
b3eb0a No.2325669
Imagine surviving self immolation tho.
no ty
e55431 No.2325670
I'm just saying its one of the most selfish ways to die, regardless of that one girl that failed even at that.
f8a4a8 No.2325671
pretty much every way is selfish
someone has to clean up your body
2fd1fb No.2325672
Girls just can't follow thru on anything they start.
3f00ab No.2325673
>>2325669
Then you can start "advice" threads on /b/.
2fd1fb No.2325674
Na, I'm gonna go shoot myself in the head in the desert and let the coyotes eat me.
ef1093 No.2325675
>>2325669
But then you can pull off the most bitchin' authentic Joshua Graham cosplay.
ef1093 No.2325676
>>2325670
So I was parsing through some mental health articles and happened upon some hardcore feminist article that even though men kill themselves in higher numbers than women they do it in flashy and decisive ways and this is proof of the patriarchy. That was a bizarre fucking paper to read.
450400 No.2325677
b3eb0a No.2325678
I'm not telling anyone to kill themselves, not a fan.
But OD in a African wildlife reserve or something, I dunno.
>>2325673
lol
>>2325675
Do eyebrows grow back?
b3eb0a No.2325679
>>2325677
At least it's in the right thread.
ef1093 No.2325680
>>2325678
Depends on the amount of scar tissue.
e55431 No.2325681
>>2325676
Oh christ, they find a way to turn anything men do into a bad thing.
Women are wishy-washy about their own demise? Certainly doesn't mean anything, no, men having more finality about it means theyre just waving their superiority around even in death.
Disgusting.
b3eb0a No.2325682
>>2325680
Seems kinda stupid to self-immolate and neglect the head.
e55431 No.2325683
>dig your own grave, preferably in an isolated location
>follow through on your preferred manner of suicide
>allow the rain and animals to let your body become one with the dust once more
Easy as pie.
ef1093 No.2325684
>>2325681
They basically low-key asserted men were attention whoring when they swilled double-ought mouthwash, "THE GENDER-ING OF SUICIDE,"
Katrina Jaworski- Look it up some time, vile shit.
ef1093 No.2325685
>>2325682
>neglect the head
They're not firebenders, you know- Shit kinda does what it wants.
e55431 No.2325686
>>2325684
I can smell the insecurity in that assertion alone, christ.
A man decides to go out without any chance of backing down and its a cry for attention? Versus downing a bottle of aspirin and waiting in the living room for hubby to find you and drive you to medcheck, jesus.
b3eb0a No.2325687
>>2325685
I'm talking lighter fluid, wrapping it in burnables or whatever the fuck works best.
ef1093 No.2325688
>>2325687
I don't know if they put that much thought into it- Chloe Sagal certainly didn't.
ef1093 No.2325690
>>2325686
Truly we are living in an extremely high fidelity simulation.
2fd1fb No.2325691
Jokes on you, I'm the boy reading that.
b3eb0a No.2325692
>>2325688
I don't want to think about it too much either.
Even at my worst, suicide wasn't really a consideration.
e55431 No.2325694
>>2325690
High anxietyyyyyyy~
ef1093 No.2325695
>>2325692
Minds of the broken are fascinating to me but I don't blame you.
e55431 No.2325696
>>2325692
You quitter. Switch that flag sideways already.
3f5562 No.2325697
e55431 No.2325698
Its the same pleasure gained from reading communist writings.
ef1093 No.2325699
>>2325694
Time to get motivated then!
b3eb0a No.2325700
>>2325695
I've never wanted to die, I think. Not sure.
But I have had plenty of thoughts about how much easier it would be to no longer worry.
But suicide was right out, Is right out and always will be.
>>2325696
>suicide wasn't really a consideration.
>quitter
Reading comprehension?
ef1093 No.2325702
>>2325698
I want to get one of the new Dodge Challengers one of these days, and put a sticker on it that says "WELL THIS MACHINE KILLS COMMIES."
e55431 No.2325703
>>2325699
I ain't given up!
Its not over, not yet!
>>2325700
Can you not parse a jest?
e55431 No.2325704
>>2325702
When I get a beaten to shit kalashnikov I shall do the same.
b3eb0a No.2325705
>>2325703
I don't know you. Nothing about you.
I see that, I'm expecting a no-fun edgelord or something.
ef1093 No.2325706
>>2325703
>that fucking image
Fucking Ivans are crazy. Phone get ejected then?
3f00ab No.2325707
e55431 No.2325708
>>2325706
For now- actually, hold on- and recovered. Be a minute to charge but damn that was easy.
No service but eh, wifi works fine. Til then im trappin' off the fuckin' ipod like when it all started.
You have to admire a culture that encompasses doomsday prophecies
e55431 No.2325709
>>2325705
And I know nothing of you, and i expect another milquetoast kitten slinking around like the rest.
Lighten up! Appreciate the abyss.
>>2325707
Aye. Really the only bad film he's done that I've actually sat down and watched was that silent movie gimmick one.
b3eb0a No.2325710
>>2325709
Meh. It's just not been the best day for me, today.
I'm not not a cheerful person but also not the most standout character by a long shot.
Don't think the 'milquetoast' thing applies to me. Had to Google that one. So I might misinterpret.
But you be the judge of that, I guess.
e55431 No.2325711
>>2325710
Most of the folks left around here are boring know-nothings at best, aggressively boring at worst.
Why rock the boat when you can pretend to molest each other in the faggiest way imaginable
b3eb0a No.2325712
Oh.
The adjective 'milquetoast' actually does sound kinda accurate, I guess. Was looking at the noun instead.
>>2325711
I go up and beyond, never rocking the boat and never molesting either.
21e28c No.2325713
b3eb0a No.2325714
>>2325713
Whatcha Squeaking for?
21e28c No.2325715
21e28c No.2325717
>>2325716
-v- <3 -gives you tea-
b3eb0a No.2325718
>>2325717
Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, you ever drink sodas or stuff like that? Chocolate milk maybe?
21e28c No.2325719
>>2325718
0.0 -hears tales of chocolate milk and bounce sin place eagerly-
39f85e No.2325720
So, I just woke up about 35 minutes ago.
b3eb0a No.2325721
>>2325719
Woo!
It's my favorite. I drink it all the time.
An unhealthy amount, but eh.
I always have a ton around.
b3eb0a No.2325722
>>2325720
I'm being a bad influence.
21e28c No.2325723
>>2325720
-brings you breakfast tea-
>>2325721
-has been enjoying spearmint tea a lot lately- :3
39f85e No.2325724
>>2325722
I noticed.
>>2325723
Thank you *pats your head*
450400 No.2325725
>>2325720
I thought you were Squash
b3eb0a No.2325726
>>2325724
What horrible habit is next?
>>2325723
I never tea. I just can't.
There's probably nice ones out there, for me, but I've not found 'em.
It's also more of a hassle than I like.
3f00ab No.2325727
The only man for Clint is Sarah Butts.
21e28c No.2325728
b3eb0a No.2325729
>>2325728
What's wrong?
It's not like I need tea, right?
>>2325725
I think he only posts as Heulen now.
21e28c No.2325730
-BRBs. Is restarting and running thingy on the thingy box-
450400 No.2325731
>>2325729
What? I see furry I assume Squash
Also the short sentences and punctuation
39f85e No.2325732
>>2325725
lol yeah with the furries, i just like this one
>>2325726
not doing homework
>>2325728
how old are you even?
450400 No.2325733
>>2325732
Where is it from?
5bb09f No.2325734
Come and take a sipp from The Juicebox of Abominations
b3eb0a No.2325735
>>2325731
I'm not saying it's a bad assumption to make.
Just that he never posts without trip.
But then, I'm sure you don't think it's still Squash after you see the name, so it's kinda redundant.
>>2325732
...But you're doing homework right now.
Hell, you almost made me do it because of feel-bads.
b3eb0a No.2325736
>>2325734
...Made for, or by abominations?
Will it make me one?
450400 No.2325737
>>2325735
Exactly, stop trying to one-up me!
b3eb0a No.2325739
>>2325737
Just trying to help.
Sadly it stays at trying.
450400 No.2325740
>>2325739
The lesson here is clearly to never try.
b3eb0a No.2325742
>>2325740
You'd think I'd have learned that by now.
450400 No.2325743
>>2325741
And don't rob fistbots. They'll fist the shit out of you.
>>2325742
You'd think, but then you'd have to think lol get rekt
2fd1fb No.2325744
>>2325741
But it could be fun.
5bb09f No.2325745
The waifu threads are a mess right now
They're having a community split
Also Colbs is cheating on us; just thought u guys should know
>>2325736
There's strawberry flavoring
2fd1fb No.2325746
Colbs cheats on everybody. That is why I cheat on him with Lulu.
450400 No.2325747
>>2325745
They're really a pile of shit lol
This has always been an open relationship, Erio.
b3eb0a No.2325748
>>2325743
It wasn't that bad.
>>2325745
Not a fan of strawberry drinks, most of the time.
450400 No.2325749
>>2325746
You try.
>>2325748
Eeeehhhh... but it wasn't that good
2fd1fb No.2325750
>>2325749
I succeed, my friend!
450400 No.2325751
>>2325750
Oh yeah? Post proof.
b3eb0a No.2325752
>>2325749
Totally agreed, but not 'lol get rekt'
ed4e33 No.2325753
>>2325744
N
>>2325743
Fistbots don't exist
450400 No.2325754
>>2325752
I can rekt you when I wanna.
>>2325753
Then what did I just buy on Ebay?
21e28c No.2325755
>>2325729
-is worried that without tea you won't grow healthy leaves- :<
>>2325732
-is this many and holds up fingers-
>>2325734
:< -needs to clean out the fridge-
5bb09f No.2325756
>>2325741
BRING ORIN!!!!!!!!
>>2325746
Fuji-chan? Someone should make her post again
>>2325747
Why did people suddenly decide the waifu threads aren't avatarfag threads?
>>2325748
Fruit stuff makes your cummies taste better tho
21e28c No.2325757
>>2325755
-eeps, forgot his "Sonata Blue"-
b3eb0a No.2325758
>>2325754
You wanna rekt me, boy?
>>2325755
Honestly, if I ever grow leaves of any kind, then you get to worry.
450400 No.2325759
>>2325756
You know how /b/ autism goes
People get bored, new people decide they want to define what is acceptable, all that jazz
>>2325758
Wanna? I already have son.
2fd1fb No.2325760
>>2325751
Well that wouldn't be fair to her to have her just spread eagle on some random thread, now would it?
>>2325753
I mean, I kinda gotta fist a robot every time I have to remove debris from it's orifice.
>>2325756
What?
450400 No.2325761
>>2325760
It's just as I suspected, you are nothing but a cheap liar
21e28c No.2325762
>>2325756
-quirks head...waifu is not for avatars?-
>>2325758
-doesn't know if you'll be ready for the spring flower show at this rate if you won't even grow leaves- >.<
b3eb0a No.2325763
>>2325756
Maybe, but who's gonna know?
>>2325757
You're the one person who doesn't need a name or flag to be recognized.
b3eb0a No.2325764
>>2325759
Ah shit, musta missed it.
Me and everyone else.
2fd1fb No.2325765
>>2325761
No no, you see, I just don't have my phone on me at the moment...
2fd1fb No.2325766
Fortune, why are you up at all hours of the day?
b3eb0a No.2325767
>>2325762
Okay so first of all many plants don't have leaves... though I don't know about flowers.
Second... I know you are, but I don't think I'm a flower.
b3eb0a No.2325768
>>2325766
Because talking to US posters > mornings.
450400 No.2325769
>>2325764
Nah, just you.
>>2325765
Mhmm, and I completely 100% definitely believe you
5bb09f No.2325770
>>2325759
And people just listen?
Those threads need an Erio
>>2325760
Isn't Lulu Fuji
The bigg girl?
>>2325762
People in them made the avatarfags start making separate threads and for some reason the avatarfags listened
>>2325763
You might know, if you get curious
2fd1fb No.2325771
>>2325768
You know, that is fair. We are really just amazingly great and awesome people. You really ought to feel indebted to us for our services.
>>2325769
Good man. That is why we never have any kind of fight between us. Like two peas in the oven.
>>2325770
I have zero idea what you are talking about Fuji. Sorry, love.
b3eb0a No.2325772
>>2325769
I'd tell you to ask anyone, but they'd give random answers depending on who they wanna mildly annoy.
450400 No.2325773
>>2325770
It's really more akin to an Alice/Bern breakup, kinda fascinating tbh
And no, Lulu is a character from Final Fantasy X. Fuji's name is Luann so people sometimes called her Lulu but they are not related in this instance
450400 No.2325774
>>2325770
>anonymous source
"The waifu cunts hate me with a passion for 9 months now and they kept making 2nd threads to shut me and my mates out.
Jules got sick of it and decided to join us and make a new kind of threat
b3eb0a No.2325775
>>2325770
Was wondering if you were gonna go for that one, name a random poster or just go "I dunno, maybe you'll find a lucky guy."
>>2325771
To some of you, I really am.
450400 No.2325776
>>2325771
In some kind of pie, as it were.
>>2325772
Now you're getting it!
2fd1fb No.2325777
>>2325775
So, let's pick up where we left off a couple days ago and go ahead and get naked, and take some pictures. Just for you. I don't want you to post them.
>>2325776
And Lulu is the meat and gravy?
450400 No.2325778
>>2325777
....yes, that. Very hot filling.
21e28c No.2325780
>>2325770
-thinks mischievous thoughts- ;3
2fd1fb No.2325782
>>2325778
Oh, no, sorry. That was just me. Sorry for the hot.
b3eb0a No.2325783
>>2325776
It's just a damn given.
>>2325777
I have pictures of me with no clothes on above my underwear. I've posted those, too.
I remember talking about this, but I can't remember WHY we were talking about this. Help me out a little?
Wasn't it because I needed to be a lewder poster or something?
450400 No.2325784
>>2325782
Nah, I'm extremely certain it's not you
>>2325783
And yet you continue to make these mistakes.
5bb09f No.2325785
>>2325771
Nevermind, Colbs explained your Lulu is a nerd thing
>>2325773
Specific attention whores having an attention whore conflict while backing it up with secondary reasons, then
>>2325774
Why do u hang out w/ those 16-year-olds so much anyway
>>2325775
[REDACTED] is yuri now
>>2325779
Threads on /b/
>>2325780
Lewd
>>2325781
-gropes ur robot ass-
b3eb0a No.2325786
>>2325784
'Don't talk to Colbs'
got it.
2fd1fb No.2325787
>>2325783
Yes, that was along the lines. And then come to find out you ARE lewd as sin. Playing them lewd games and stuff.
So on second thought I might change my tactics here and promote you to be more pure. But at the same time I don't want you to be a wizard. This is very stressful for me.
>>2325784
But I just peed in the pie.
>>2325785
More a childhood thing, I'd say.
21e28c No.2325789
>>2325785
-eeps, not THAT mischievous-
2fd1fb No.2325791
Welcome to the party, irish.
b3eb0a No.2325792
>>2325785
The name doesn't bother me as much as the fact that I never said I had a crush, but you go telling people that I do.
Can't remember who to, yesterday, but I wasn't happy 'bout that.
450400 No.2325793
>>2325785
Yep, pretty much. The cycle repeats endlessly
So much? I really only ever post there on the weekends, same with here. Also, you can only say so much to the same people ya know?
>>2325786
Yep, that's definitely the right idea
>>2325787
Well now it's ruined, thanks.
450400 No.2325794
Erio stop sexually harassing the 16 year olds.
b3eb0a No.2325795
>>2325788
Mhm.
You can tell, cuz Colbs is posting.
>>2325787
>I don't want you to be a wizard.
How rude. I want my wizard powers.
b3eb0a No.2325796
>>2325793
That's what I thought
Though I did think about you earlier today.
For reasons I probably shouldn't tell you..
2fd1fb No.2325797
>>2325793
Anytime!
>>2325795
Look, the life of a wizard isn't a fun one. It involves rivalries of powerful cults of wizards and they kill young wizards who have not yet mastered their powers. I am looking out for you.
dad976 No.2325798
>>2325791
Henlo
>>2325795
That AND I can drink without worrying about waking up at a reasonable hour
b3eb0a No.2325800
>>2325797
Ehh, that kinda sucks. I wanna be a solo-mage instead of having to huddle up for safety.
Damn assholes.
Guess I shoulda assumed 30+ year old virgins were gonna be anti-social dickwads.
b3eb0a No.2325802
>>2325798
What else do you think drives people here more on Friday nights?
Multiple people come out of the woodworks.
2fd1fb No.2325803
>>2325799
Well now I feel bad.
>>2325800
Exactly. I'm telling you, you really ought to try and change this whole idea of yours.
>>2325801
9.50
5bb09f No.2325806
>>2325787
The Lulu I was thinking of is a sexy whale who used to post here
>>2325788
ay gurl how u
>>2325789
u don't even avatarfag
>>2325790
I think ur on the wrong website
>>2325792
You DID say you had a crush tho
Shortly before u disappeared for months
>>2325793
Maybe u just need to level up your shitposting
>>2325794
Lmfao
>>2325801
ay gurl how u
b3eb0a No.2325808
>>2325799
Fine, you asked.
I have literally no idea why I was thinking this, but I was thinking that Soto, given the opportunity, would probably do you if you'd be wearing a cute skirt.
And that you, given the opportunity, would wear cute skirts.
2fd1fb No.2325809
>>2325805
Kinda seems like a small amount, to me. Can't you get better wages elsewhere?
>>2325806
Sexy and whale are not meant to go together.
b3eb0a No.2325810
>>2325804
You post on many days, though.
>>2325806
For her? Doubt I did that.
Especially at that time.
>>2325803
Fine. Then what...who do I do?
dad976 No.2325811
>>2325802
But are YOU drinkin
>>2325806
Bretty good, getting drinks in me, ready to do a bunch of fuckin' NOTHIN for the next few days
How you?
21e28c No.2325812
>>2325806
-is just a little me- :<
2fd1fb No.2325813
>>2325810
If I remember right, Machi said he would fill you up.
b3eb0a No.2325814
>>2325811
I ain't got alcohol, and don't drink without people to audibly talk to.
1d62b6 No.2325815
>>2325809
depends where you live
i live in small town iowa and jobs are harder to come by here
we've got mcdonalds, kfcTacobell and subway for conventional jobs
then we have some resteraunts
around here that is a decent wage and Its a easy job
just making pizzas and donuts and living the clerk life
my buddy did roofing and cement work and hard labour and he usually gets about 12-14 per hour and he doesnt have a guranteed schedule
all in all for this area it is a fair wage for the work exerted and I wanna work nights
b3eb0a No.2325816
>>2325813
No, the other way around.
450400 No.2325817
>>2325803
As you should. You have essentially committed murder by butchering what should have been a lovely, sexy pie.
>>2325806
I started at such a high level and have only leveled down, unfortunately. Real life saw to that
>>2325808
LOL Soto would fuck a potato sack if he was on enough substances
And nah, I wouldn't. I've accepted my body type and that shit just looks silly.
...I WOULD, however, do it for the sheer laugh factor due to the disparity of it
1d62b6 No.2325818
>>2325806
enjoying the neetlife
how about u?
dad976 No.2325820
>>2325814
I'm usually the same as far was preferring people to talk to, but it's not completely required.
1d62b6 No.2325821
>>2325819
woah when did we get a kamen rider......
2fd1fb No.2325822
>>2325815
Fair enough. Recently they passed a higher min wage here, and I hate it. I think they raised it to 10, ten 11 or something. Makes employers cut back hours and opportunity.
>>2325816
Oh, you want to do the filling up?
>>2325817
I don't know what I do. I just do things, and it never works out. Help me?
b3eb0a No.2325823
>>2325817
Yeah. Soto once said he wouldn't do me. I wonder how long that'd last while around me. And drugs.
Huh. Guess I still kinda picture you as being thinner.
Would you wear cute skirts if you had a more suitable bodytype?
Also, better not try that out near Soto.
b3eb0a No.2325824
>>2325820
It's a rule I set for myself. For various reasons.
>>2325822
They want me to do the filling up.
450400 No.2325825
>>2325819
Now you're just making me miss LC :(
>>2325822
I cannot help you, you must help yourself
>>2325823
PFFT, yeah right. Nigga was flat out lying
It's not about being skinny, it's about my body being quite obviously male no matter what my weight lol
dad976 No.2325826
>>2325824
Rules are meant to never be followed while claiming you REALLY should
2fd1fb No.2325827
>>2325824
Oh. Well which do you want to do?
>>2325825
Well this isn't going to end well.
ed4e33 No.2325828
>>2325785
Orin is out of town.
1ca08f No.2325829
>>2325821
Since the Alice Threads on 4chan.
>>2325825
Wat
450400 No.2325830
>>2325829
The poster? From waaaay back when
5bb09f No.2325831
Hey TP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>2325807
Yeah it's the /b/ we came from
>>2325809
Fuji-chan pulls it off
>>2325810
Are u saying you DON'T/DIDN'T have a crush on her?
>>2325811
I'm a bit drunk too ^^
I've been posting on 4chan a bit but I should probably leave before Bebop starts using his mod powers to e-stalk me
>>2325812
What's ur mischievous idea, then?
>>2325817
Is ur job succing your soul dry
>>2325818
You quit or what?
Just drinking a bit
>>2325819
Who dis
>>2325828
Tell him his boyfriend was looking for him when he gets back
b3eb0a No.2325832
>>2325825
Like there's a lack of obvious guys in skirts.
Guess that's not your thing, then.
>>2325826
I've got things like that, but setting them as rules seems silly.
1ca08f No.2325834
>>2325830
Does it stand for something? I'm dense AF.
>>2325831
NiBBa can you not read?
1d62b6 No.2325835
>>2325831
yeh im gonna apply at the clerklife
they pissed me off at my work by only giving me a 10 cent raise for the past 2 years of work
i took it up with the management and they didnt do anything about it
dad976 No.2325836
>>2325831
I hit a good buzz, so I'm probably gonna ride this wave till I head to bed later
What's even left on 4chan to post on?
>>2325832
I'm very bad at enforcing rules upon myself.
b3eb0a No.2325838
>>2325827
Being filled is out. Right out. Nothing is ever going up my butt for non-medical reasons.
But filling guys also is. Sex isn't appealing to me to begin with, but anal just seems... worse than merely 'not appealing'.
ebe3a5 No.2325839
>>2325831
i know that
i just assumed /b/ meant 8chan /b/
450400 No.2325840
>>2325831
Just a bit. It's devolved into just telling people the same shit because my shit company can't afford to put more resources where they need to be and it's making everyone have to wait inordinately long for simple things due to understaffing. It'd be fine if not for that, the job isn't bad in and of itself
>>2325832
Nah, but I'm REALLY obvious.
>>2325834
Lowercase.
b3eb0a No.2325841
>>2325831
...I'm not saying that either.
I'm saying pretty much nothing about me liking anyone that anyone here knows or might know.
2fd1fb No.2325842
>>2325831
I simply don't buy it.
>>2325838
A-are you straight? God there are so few of us here.
Alright, so we need to get a girl for ya to get after then, eh?
b3eb0a No.2325844
>>2325836
...Autism probably helps me, here.
>>2325840
Yeah, I guess that is a reason to be bothered by it.
I wouldn't be interested even if I had the body for it, so I never really gave it much thought.
1ca08f No.2325845
>>2325837
Must've been after I went walkabout.
... was there another motherfucker posting Riders? is that where this is heading?
2fd1fb No.2325846
>>2325843
You're also out on those streets hustling. How goes things lately?
b3eb0a No.2325848
>>2325842
Yeah, I am.
I guess that's a rare enough case that it makes one assume people here ain't, huh?
39f85e No.2325849
>>2325733
some artist I like online
>>2325735
not even I'm cleaning my room
450400 No.2325850
>>2325844
Omg it's as if you're not a deviant [insert pikachu meme here]
>>2325847
Orin Hatch is a proud man.
>>2325849
I wonder how many artists there are online in total... shit must be nuts by now
1d62b6 No.2325851
>>2325845
Yeah dude, surprised you didnt know him
around the same era as alice
stuck aroudn for fucking ever
was an australian i think
anyways welcome back
2fd1fb No.2325852
>>2325848
Pretty much, yes. Most people here are either gay, bi, trans, or rarely a girl.
Alright, so that is the goal we are going to go for. How many years do we got to work with?
b3eb0a No.2325853
>>2325849
Ah heck, I was thinking that's 'housework'
Whatever made you think I didn't do my homework back in the day? Rude.
dad976 No.2325854
>>2325844
My internalized, intense hatred for myself DOESNT help me, there
b3eb0a No.2325855
>>2325850
Can't say I thought you were, honestly.
>>2325852
Just a little over 5 years.
450400 No.2325856
b3eb0a No.2325857
>>2325854
Really? Mine does.
Even as a kid I was eerily good at punishing myself with disallowing myself things.
1ca08f No.2325858
>>2325853
>Homework
>ever
>>2325851
>
>
>
>
>
Also I didn't really start posting till HAL's threads about nothing.
b3eb0a No.2325859
>>2325856
Does it take being a deviant to put a skirt on as a guy?
2fd1fb No.2325860
Good night, folks. Have a fantastic, and peaceful evening.
>>2325855
I will be writing up an action plan for us to go forward with. As soon as I get a rough outline I will send you a copy.
Good night, bud.
b3eb0a No.2325861
>>2325858
Kid-me used to be a studious nerd.
450400 No.2325862
>>2325859
By definition, kinda.
b3eb0a No.2325863
>>2325860
Honestly, now I'm curious. Looking forward to that if you're actually gonna do that.
I can use a giggle.
Goodnight, and thanks for laughs.
dad976 No.2325864
>>2325857
I think of it as a punishing my body with alcohol thing.
I guess
b3eb0a No.2325865
>>2325862
I guess being a deviant isn't hard.
Even I have deviant tastes in some aspects I suppose.
5bb09f No.2325866
>>2325834
Who's Alice
Sounds like someone who's bad at Mario Kart
>>2325835
Yeah I saw u mention
Probably good that you quit then ^^
>>2325836
Some avatarfag community whose asshole was apparently torn in half recently
>>2325839
Like how I assume Japan is a Chinese island province
>>2325840
Maybe you should look for a better jerb
>>2325841
You don't have to say anything; it's not hard to figure out :3
>>2325842
You will if u ever have the privilege of getting ur face sat on by Fuji
>>2325847
With a penis? If not I'm less interested
39f85e No.2325867
>>2325853
>>2325850
too many to count, this one is just popular since they are good.
>>2325853
no I re arranged my whole room, about to go do the bathroom now
450400 No.2325868
>>2325865
Well deviant is just deviating from the norm, soooo...
>>2325866
Yeah. My mom has told me to move to Texas, there are a ton of jobs in my field out there and it's waaaaay cheaper to live. Still, I'm kinda attached to Cali
b3eb0a No.2325869
>>2325864
Can't say I understand that mindset, but I do get what you mean.
I've never been actively self-destructive... just horribly negligent.
Guess there was one thing that I knew might be the death of me if I didn't do anything about it for too long, that I didn't fix for years.
dad976 No.2325872
>>2325866
Remnants from the old /b/ anime threads i guess?
>>2325869
Eh, not a topic I'd like to get too into. Don't wanna feel any feels at the moment
1ca08f No.2325873
>>2325860
Can confirm the fuckin Limey is 110% faggot. Shaves his legs and everystuff.
>>2325866
Prolly. I started shitposting in the first bout of Alice Threads. Came back for the Threads about Nothing and pretty much caused the Homeshit threads.
>>2325861
late twenties college me has the same laissez-faire approach to schoolwork as kid me did.
9d2349 No.2325874
>>2325866
those arent the same at all
youre the only person here who doesnt have bias so explain alice to me
450400 No.2325876
>>2325870
You said Orin, Orin Hatch is a person.
>>2325872
>Remnants from the old /b/ anime threads i guess?
Naw, mostly new blood from what I can tell
b3eb0a No.2325877
>>2325868
Guess that makes it the easiest achievable thing.
>>2325867
Goddamn.
Have fun, I guess.
>>2325872
Fair enough man.
Played any PoE? I haven't, much.
>>2325873
I wish I still had my studious approach.
I might succeed at something.
dad976 No.2325879
>>2325876
I guess there was a void left for them to fill. Surprised they use /b/ instead of /trash/ where even less rules apply
>>2325877
A little bit, just been mapping. I miss having the daily map shop refresh. It's a little more annoying to upkeep early mapping tbh
1ca08f No.2325880
>>2325877
success is overrated.
ed4e33 No.2325881
450400 No.2325882
>>2325879
Indeed. /trash/ is well.... trash. I wouldn't want to use it even if I hadn't been on /b/ long before /trash/ was a thing.
>>2325881
>lives in America and doesn't know who that is
Oh dear. Also Google exists.
dad976 No.2325883
>>2325882
kek
yeah it's not the best. funny enough the horse community shuffled on over there.
it's as sad as it sounds
1d62b6 No.2325884
>>2325882
Why would the average american know offhand the senator of utah
b3eb0a No.2325885
>>2325879
At least Zana dailies count now.
But it's still the biggest slog. I hate it.
>>2325880
Overwhelming success might be, but I have... very little. I'd like a little more.
450400 No.2325886
>>2325883
That's even sadder than I could have imagined.
>>2325884
Well I mean if you even remotely followed the news his name popped up fairly constantly up until he retired...
1ca08f No.2325888
>>2325885
The secret is just not giving a fuck.
dad976 No.2325889
>>2325885
Not just the dailies, the random zana missions count towards completion too. That much I like
>>2325886
Don't weep for them, I'm certainly not. Most stable people from those threads moved WAY on from all that, thankfully
ed4e33 No.2325890
>>2325882
Who Googles a nobody?
b3eb0a No.2325891
>>2325888
That's part of what got me into this mess.
>>2325889
Oh right. I know. I just called them dailies instead of missions because... I dunno. Oops.
55eaba No.2325892
>>2325890
Americans looking up their senators
ed4e33 No.2325893
>>2325892
ill sleep on that
dad976 No.2325894
>>2325891
As long as I don't have to OPEN THAT CHEST
1ca08f No.2325895
>>2325890
White People.
>>2325891
Give less of a fuck. Eventually you'll reach the singularity upon which everything just happens for you.
450400 No.2325897
>>2325889
Oh I don't, they deserved it lol
>>2325890
>don't know something
>look it up
>know it
Why not do this? Unless you're committed to ignorance
55eaba No.2325898
>>2325894
You can open my chest~
b3eb0a No.2325900
>>2325894
Hell yeah. Fuck Vorici.
>>2325898
Hey OP, welcome back.
dad976 No.2325902
>>2325898
Scandalous!
>>2325897
It yielded some entertainment so I can tell myself it wasn't a complete was of my time.
and a small fraction of the community that moved on are fun to shitpost with so that works too
>>2325900
And now we get to do nothing but bully the FUCK out of Vagan
450400 No.2325903
>>2325898
I feel like that would only lead to disappointment.
1ca08f No.2325904
>>2325898
Dat's fuckin' gay bro.
ed4e33 No.2325905
>>2325897
Who Googles useless information?
b3eb0a No.2325906
>>2325902
Fuck yeah.
Get that non-Vagan piece of shit out of my fucking syndicate.
450400 No.2325908
>>2325902
As long as you can sleep at night
>>2325905
>knowing who is in charge of the place you live in is useless information
Whelp... okay then
dad976 No.2325909
>>2325906
He's literally only good to rank up to interrogate him later. He gives ZERO good shit at all.
And his little bitchboy voice
REEEE
>>2325908
Ye
That's what matters at the end of the day right?
450400 No.2325912
>>2325909
Indeed.
>>2325911
You never came to meet me in the OC, you coward.
b3eb0a No.2325913
>>2325909
>He's literally only good to rank up to interrogate him later.
Making him the worst, since anyone can do that.
His voice is the worst thing ever.
ed4e33 No.2325915
>>2325908
He's not my Senator, so it's useless info. I have no influence over his position.
a4e56d No.2325916
Clob will be white power soon.
It is in his veins.
450400 No.2325917
>>2325914
Your existence is fleeting, what will you leave behind when you are gone?
>>2325915
Any senator has power over what happens in the country and thus is worthy of at least being aware of
55eaba No.2325918
>>2325903
IDK this heart I stole from a sea hag is pretty dope
a4e56d No.2325920
>>2325917
I have so much in the terms of jewels (we talked about this on 4chan many years ago) and encrypted containers on the web.
I will be remembered.
ed4e33 No.2325921
>>2325917
The Jewish family shadow gov*
450400 No.2325922
>>2325920
And what if it is all for naught?
>>2325921
Whoops, of course my mistake.
1ca08f No.2325923
>Could prolly slip off to play DotA and nobody would notice
a4e56d No.2325924
>>2325922
What I have done of the web will never be forgotten clob. Ask my brother weev or pacifico.
You mean a lot to me.
b3eb0a No.2325925
>>2325923
Oh shit, another Dotaplayer in thread?
...Gotta ask though, who is this?
450400 No.2325926
>>2325924
But will YOU be remembered for it?
I'm touched.
e93977 No.2325927
Imagine ever playing the trash can game that is dota and paying money for it.
b3eb0a No.2325928
h-haha. Yeah.
who does that?
haha
450400 No.2325930
1ca08f No.2325931
Larf, Aku, Eridan, ToaChronos, various other shitposting names.
e93977 No.2325933
>>2325927
Yeah uh even I am not that invested.
b3eb0a No.2325934
Guess I should have my name in there.
>>2325931
Guess this is either a first meeting, or a complete brainfart then.
>>2325929
Really.
>>2325930
NO REGRETS. Some regrets.
b3eb0a No.2325935
>Guess I should have my name in there.
Guess I should have my FILE in there.
>>2325933
Whahhaa.
Hurray for bad decisions.
Still waiting for 2017 Roshan.
9d2349 No.2325936
>>2325934
why is it in usd
e93977 No.2325937
>>2325929
Oh also can you translate this for me pretty please?
It is probably nonsense but I still want to know.
1ca08f No.2325939
>>2325933
>>2325928
>TFW finished both the regular and foil badges with 37 drops and stopped buying shit from valve.
>>2325934
Yes.
a4e56d No.2325940
>>2325926
every bank that was robbed is on you clob
I love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FkSD5I8vD4
974876 No.2325941
ravioli ravioli let me ram sum ranch into your assholi
b3eb0a No.2325942
>>2325936
Not sure, honestly.
>>2325939
Whahaha, nice.
I never bothered to get it foil, but I do have 32 spare Bounty Hunters.
Nice to meetcha. I'm Fortune, and some variations there upon.
Come here more often and have I just missed ya a lot, or are you really new?
450400 No.2325943
084b9c No.2325944
>>2325941
Don't worry i'm back.
9d2349 No.2325945
>>2325937
スプリンガースパニエル
ボー〇ーコリ
i dont know what the 2nd bottom kana is
The top line says
Supuringasupanieru
its an english word written in japanese, im not sure what its meant to be
e93977 No.2325946
>>2325935
What I lack in money investment I make up for in time investment across my many accounts. I think I am missing one of them but they only have like <100 hours.
Yeah I was not able to get the 2017 aegis, I think I only got to like level 680 or something.
This year it was a lot easier though.
They said they are still waiting from Valve for the new roshans.
>>2325939
I just quit the game completely so even better.
1d62b6 No.2325947
busy busy worker bees
get da money worker bees
get da honey worker bees
black and yellow worker bees
1ca08f No.2325948
>>2325942
Nowhere near new. I've been around since the beginnings of shitposting, I just go walkabout a lot.
>>2325946
You'll be back.
9d2349 No.2325950
>>2325945
oh its probably ヰ which is outdated
"bowikori"
b3eb0a No.2325951
>>2325946
I got the 2017 and 2018 Aegis.
You got more hours than I do, though.
I'm at 4591, and a lot of that is Custom Game modes.
b3eb0a No.2325952
>>2325948
Can't say I've seen the name before though. Maybe Aku. Maybe.
63110c No.2325953
do you ever get the desire to message someone that you shouldn't and it's so strong it almost feels physical
1d62b6 No.2325954
>>2325953
empty ur balls and see if you still feel the same way and if you do then u should send the message
b3eb0a No.2325956
>>2325953
No, but probably only because there's never been someone I should't message.
Though I've wanted to send SPECIFIC messages that shouldn't be sent, if that counts.
450400 No.2325957
63110c No.2325958
>>2325954
not everything is about sex
e93977 No.2325959
>>2325948
I have actually quit many times over the years, the longest being like six months or something.
But this time I am actually done for good.
I stopped playing on my main (5.9k) earlier this year, and I stopped playing on my main smurf (5.4k) even though I could probably get immortal in a couple games.
What really made me quit was that I just got bored while boosting my second smurf I had recently gotten. Uh stopped around ancient 5 I think. But yeah it just got boring and I lost interest.
Plus I now have a new vice to keep me busy, osu!mania.
1ca08f No.2325960
>>2325952
Aku, the Shapeshifting master of Cocks.
>>2325953
Oi, tell these kids who I am.
>inb4 HAL
084b9c No.2325961
>>2325955
For like 5 days ish
b3eb0a No.2325962
I'm fucking off from 4c because I'm only talking to Colbs and Erio anyway and FUCK Capchas and Duplicate-message-errors.
450400 No.2325963
b3eb0a No.2325964
>>2325960
>master of Cocks.
We got like 4-5 of those.
1d62b6 No.2325965
>>2325961
it was hard without you here
974876 No.2325967
>>2325961
I hadn't noticed
a4e56d No.2325968
>>2325963
I clob.
I will hit you with 4bps
e93977 No.2325969
>>2325951
I was fortunate to get the 2018 aegis by marketing some of my immortals.
I feel you, I liked playing overthrow and picking tinker or something and just afk spamming missles with aghs. Or like morph eblade rush.
084b9c No.2325970
>>2325965
I'm slithering back in now.
>>2325967
I understand
Horse Blinders
1d62b6 No.2325971
my allergies are really bad..........does anybody have a benadryl......
974876 No.2325972
>>2325970
Well, no.
I don't often come in here or talk to you.
So I didn't notice.
63110c No.2325973
>>2325960
Sorry, you said you don't want anybody to know you.
b3eb0a No.2325974
>>2325969
Never did Overthrow a lot. Mostly modes that were nothing like Dota.
e93977 No.2325975
>>2325945
Translate got:
"Springer Spaniel
Bo"
Hmm very thought provoking. Pretty close to what you got.
e6b84a No.2325977
>>2325975
springer spaniel is a dog?
the other one is "bowikori" not sure what that is though
39f85e No.2325978
everything in clean now
bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, guest room,
and I have my friend over all day and night tomorrow~
450400 No.2325979
>>2325968
Proto1. I want you to doxx me. Find my personal email account and send me a message on it. This will be your true test.
084b9c No.2325980
>>2325972
That must be really hard for you
if you want more attention you can just ask
450400 No.2325981
>>2325978
You can only fuck in so many rooms, Cooki
b3eb0a No.2325982
>>2325976
Oh damn. How ancient.
That's pretty cool actually.
>>2325978
Damn, been busy, huh?
1ca08f No.2325983
>>2325973
>That was actually HAL posting with my trip
But, too be fair, he isn't wrong. I'm a shithead
>>2325964
but can any of them shapeshift?
e93977 No.2325984
>>2325974
So like mirkwood or whatever it is that is hip and cool these days among streamers?
The tower defense ones were kind of fun.
>>2325977
Oh apparently it is. English Springer Spaniel. He did end up drawing one after posting that.
That is probably what it is; mystery solved.
b3eb0a No.2325985
>>2325983
I've never bothered to ask.
ed4e33 No.2325986
Dragon Ball Broly is gonna be shit. Prove me wrong.
b3eb0a No.2325987
>>2325984
Roshpit Champions, a lot of the TD's and Survival waves.
A couple of other RPG's, many Dota/Overthrow-but-zany variants.
Crumbling Island Arena, Boss Hunters, a couple of 'Angel Arena's'
a4e56d No.2325988
>>2325979
EThics1
I will send it to your mother, as old hackers did.
084b9c No.2325989
>>2325986
the opening is dragonball minus sooo
its gonna look pretty though
450400 No.2325990
>>2325988
Do it then, she'll forward it to me
e93977 No.2325991
Oh right if any of you want to get boosted just tell me, I like money.
I can only boost reliably up to 5.5k
>>2325987
Sounds like a lot of not dota.
That turbo streak though FeelsBad.
When will you return as a ｒａｎｋｅｄ ｇａｍｅｒ.
1ca08f No.2325992
I seem to have misplaced my Trip for !Larfls. Well shit.
58274d No.2325993
Samurai Jack season 2 ruined the show.
b3eb0a No.2325994
>>2325991
>When will you return as a ｒａｎｋｅｄ ｇａｍｅｒ.
....Maybe never.
When I first calibrated, I only random-firstpicked. It wasn't my first ranked climb in a game, and in order to not get salty I added that gimmick so I couldn't take it too serious, though I'd try hard every game.
I landed... just short of 3k? Never climbed past that.
That's years ago though. MMR has reset since then. Don't know if I got better or worse. Probably worse. And I also don't know what would happen if I didn't only-random in tanked.
63110c No.2325995
b3eb0a No.2325996
Tweet by @Dota2:
>Today we reset roughly 17,000 accounts that were found to be abusing matchmaking to get into ranked. These techniques were mostly used by smurfs or account buyers.
Good shit.
1d62b6 No.2325997
>>2325986
my friend is a super dragonball fan and he's gonna go see it in theatres
it looks so fucking bad lol
e93977 No.2325998
Hate to ruin your celebration but almost all of those accounts are accounts that used botting in order to get the 100 game requirement out of the way, which is incredibly obvious and detectable.
All my smurfs are still safe cause I am a good boy and ranked them legitimately.
>>2325994
You are probably still around 3k.
You should try ranked again if you like all-pick. The meta is pretty entertaining this patch.
974876 No.2325999
>>2325980
I will consider it.
b3eb0a No.2326000
>>2325998
Not celebrating this really minor victory, but it's nice to see.
Maybe I should, but I'd have to play some unranked first, really.
I'd play ranked singledraft if it was a thing though.
e93977 No.2326001
Also a lot of those accounts got "ranked reset," which means the account must be recalibrated. Some were banned, but some were not.
So boosters are probably going to get a pretty nice demand for calibrations now.
1d62b6 No.2326002
you might be fresh but me i'm fresher
no one can do it better
if you can't handle the pressure
I suggest you write a letter
1ca08f No.2326003
Anyway, speaking of Ranked, off to suck at it.
b3eb0a No.2326004
>>2326001
Yeah, it's a good thing for boosters, just shit for buyers.
And that's fine by me.
084b9c No.2326005
>>2325999
Thank you for the consideration.
e93977 No.2326006
>>2326000
Ranked single draft is an absolutely terrible idea and will be highly reliant on rng.
It will probably see no play in higher brackets.
Kind of like ranked solo captain's mode.
The only reason why random draft is a thing is because the Chinese use it almost exclusively.
>>2326003
Post post-game screen.
>>2326004
That is true.
39f85e No.2326007
>>2325981
not fucking
>>2325982
4hours cleaning
450400 No.2326008
>>2326007
Then why bother cleaning?
1ca08f No.2326009
>>2326006
nah m8 I'm shit.still like, guardian 2 or some shit.
b3eb0a No.2326010
>>2326006
I'm not saying it's a good idea, but it's my favorite no-nonsense gamemode.
>>2326007
fun fun.
a4e56d No.2326011
>>2326008
code - P.E.C. - codeword admittance
access to all data concerning planet earth control
first step of P.E.C. consists of testing android
prototypes at different stages of 20th century
38 spain - resistance
44 france - allied forces
54 korea - U.S. marines
79 afghanistan - mujaheddin
81 falkland islands - cruise missile unit
end of printout
war1
974876 No.2326012
>>2326005
CAN I HAVE MORE ATTENTION PLS?
1d62b6 No.2326013
no give your attebntion to me instead
084b9c No.2326014
>>2326012
I'll think about it
I don't like clingy bitches
39f85e No.2326015
>>2326008
I live in filth, thought it was time for a change
e93977 No.2326017
>>2326009
You can cover your name.
I just want to see the draft and the builds in your game.
>>2326010
Sure I guess, if you wish to focus on expanding your hero pool. What about random draft? Does that not do the same for you? It is not as restricting and offers more competitive viability.
50fc06 No.2326018
974876 No.2326028
>>2326014
Oh right. I forgot.