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Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss huh? Edition.
▶ 07490a (7) No.2285350>>2285359
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285351>>2285352 >>2285353 >>2285354
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>>2285343
I was going to say being a baker founds like one of the fun jobs, but now I'm thinking about the crazy demand of running the bakery at a supermarket. I hope it's not rude to ask, but is the pay better there?
>>2285344
Kick me through a wall, baby! My body's ready.
>>2285345
🐛 My anaconda don't want none if you don't kick my buns, hon!
>>2285340
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285352>>2285355
>>2285351
Nope, same pay as I had before.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285353>>2285355
>>2285351
Spinebuster through a whattaburger table
▶ 07490a (7) No.2285354>>2285355
>>2285351
I just kicked my little sisters ass. Literally.
After the so-manieth time I took my shoes off though. I have a heart.
I'll fight you too.♥
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285355>>2285356 >>2285357 >>2285363
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>>2285352
Aw nooo! Yeah, I'd be stealin' pies and bread to make up for that. What the heck?
>>2285353
Speaking of, Whataburger received a petition to phase out styrofoam cups and the super ultra mega conservative guy at work won't stop talking about it. I guess a private company considering a request from its customers who are concerned about the environment is somehow Marxism?
>>2285354
So dinner was fun?
>
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285356>>2285360
>>2285355
If I don't think the store manager is gonna be popping in I can listen to my own music, though, so it's not like it's completely terrible.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285359>>2285363
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285360>>2285362 >>2285364
>>2285356
Do you have any...Bakestreet Boys...on your playlist?
:D
:D
:D
I'm sorry.
>>2285357
According to my money man, those tariffs are really going to bite us in the ass starting next year. Woohoo.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285361
>>2285357
>>2285358
>rampant crime
>corrupt government
>government has suspended democratic rights
>serious food shortages
But they're building houses for poor people so I mean fuck Trump, right~?
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285362>>2285380
>>2285360
Yeah, the chinese trade war is also going to fuck everyone over. And brexit. But you know. Herp derp freedumb
▶ 07490a (7) No.2285363>>2285367 >>2285380
>>2285359
I'm not sure who best girl in that class is, but it it ain't Ochako, it's her.
>>2285355
Yes and yes!
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285364>>2285380
>>2285360
Surprisingly... no. I'll have to fix that.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285365
Literally fuck capitalism, fuck america, fuck the shetland islands.
▶ 78a6a3 (10) No.2285366>>2285380
Wish Sabs would bite my ass
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285367>>2285369
>>2285363
Had this conversation before, but every academy is best girl it would seem. Top heavy programme. Even the villains are best girls.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285368
>socialism fails horribly
>"I bet it was those damn capitalist Jews!"
Fucking kek.
▶ 07490a (7) No.2285369>>2285372
>>2285367
Yeah. It's pretty much packed with good.
>Even the villains.
Who? The Yandere? Heck naw.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285370
>Everyone of those problems were precipitated and amplified AND caused byy a capitalistic fascist state
>but lol "Its socialisms fault"
▶ 9a16a9 (7) No.2285371>>2285376
I love hearing brony tripfags talk about economics.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285372>>2285384
>>2285369
TOGA is a good girl you fucker.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285373
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285374>>2285378
▶ be1b7d (1) No.2285375
>Mao's stupidity causes a famine that kills 40 million
<DUDE IT WAS THE CAPITALIST
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285376>>2285383
>>2285371
I watched a grand total of 3 episodes. I mean "aspie dipshit" would have been more accurate.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285377>>2285383
Considering China was a fucking cesspool backwater because of european imperialism and exploitation. Yes.
▶ 4ba975 (1) No.2285378>>2285386
>associating an anti capitalist ideology like fascism with capitalism
>>2285374
its neither
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285379>>2285389
Any system in which one man cannot kill another is an unsustainable shithole. Capitalist, socialist, full on communist, it's all fucked. Anarcho-ultraviolence is the only solution.
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285380>>2285381 >>2285382 >>2285384 >>2285388 >>2285396
>>2285362
I don't know the answers, but I'm pretty sure tariffs aren't the act of a party that honestly believes in a free market economy. Nor is borrowing and spending with no plan to pay anything back or invest in anything long-term.
>>2285363
Cookie, I will dunk you in milk and bite your face off!
Also, I'm glad you had a nice time! ♥
>>2285366
:O
>>2285364
I tried to think of more baked good/band puns, but my brain threatened to slide out of my nose and inhabit another body if I kept going.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285381>>2285402
>>2285380
Y-Y-Y-You could inhabit mine if you'd like...
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285382>>2285402
>>2285380
Fucking libertarians, amma right?
▶ bf4eee (1) No.2285383>>2285385
>>2285376
Wasn't talking about you
>>2285377
Yes it's Europe's fault China had a civil war and the Japs raped their country
It's Europe's fault the Chinese killed millions of Chinese while fighting the Japs
▶ 07490a (7) No.2285384>>2285387 >>2285402
>>2285372
What about her is good?
>>2285380
Do you only want girls to kick your butt?
Dangit.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285385
>>2285383
But I'm technically from that community and I have a tripcode... I guess I'm glad I'm not included though.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285386
>>2285378
Shhhhh, you'll confuse him.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285387>>2285389 >>2285390 >>2285395
Heh, funny. I wonder what wonders capitalism ever did for Yams, except steal their production and life force. Fucking nigger.
>>2285384
When she becomes kami and that booty :ok:
Also, she crazy, every crazy girl is best girl, just look at sabrina for example
▶ 78a6a3 (10) No.2285388>>2285402
>>2285380
Oh, did I say that out loud. My bad
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285389
▶ 07490a (7) No.2285390>>2285392
>>2285387
Yeah, but Sabsy is a different kind of crazy.
Less "I want you so much I'll skin you and wear you around forever" crazy.
I think.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285391>>2285395
Capitalist lies and propaganda. 150 million people and more are killed every 4 years by capitalism, but no one says anything about that.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285392>>2285409
>>2285390
bUT, REALLY, ISNT THAT THE BEST KIND?
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285393
>not realising rules are the problem
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285394>>2285397
▶ d08fc8 (1) No.2285395>>2285399
>>2285387
>Heh, funny. I wonder what wonders capitalism ever did for Yams, except steal their production and life force. Fucking nigger.
It gave you the computer you can sit around and waste your life on.
You're the definition of champagne communist, a rich white kid sitting around shitposting on the internet while spouting bullshit like Kulaks deserved it and telling Venezuelans to kill themselves for talking about how bad socialism is.
>>2285391
I'd like to know how you worked that number out
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285397
>>2285394
Any system in which one person exerts artificial power over another - through law or currency - is a system that can and always will be abused.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285398>>2285400
You realize Communism has never said you aren't allowed nice things. I give 1/3 of my wage to workers building societies.
communism is a materialist ideology.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285399>>2285400
>>2285395
>ScooT
>rich
He'd probably benefit from the communist utopia he advocates, actually.
▶ 2cc7b3 (1) No.2285400>>2285404
>>2285399
He's richer than 90% of the world.
>>2285398
You can't exactly get nice things if they aren't being made
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285401>>2285404
I am rich compared to some northern sea living motherfucker. I must seem like a premier league footie player. Fucking hick mother fucker. go back to eating puffins in your no rulez allowed and no girlz allowed clubhouse faggit
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285402>>2285405 >>2285406 >>2285410 >>2285412
>>2285381
Well, now we know YOUR fetish.
>>2285382
Know what's kinda funny? Just about every friend of mine who joined the military came home libertarians. These were people deploying to Iraq and Afghanistan, or at least to support areas, between 2004 and 2008, so you can imagine the mind-blowing waste and mismanagement they witnessed.
>>2285384
I prefer kickin' boys' butts, so brace yourself.
>>2285388
In all seriousness, have you ever seen a butt so nice that you kinda wanna take a bite out of it?
(Might as well go all lewd at this point.)
>>2285396
I'm an anarcho-capitasocio-liberfascian-protocatholic zen muslim, than you very much.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285403
>Anon thinks I actually care to debate their idiosyncrasies
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285404>>2285407 >>2285408
>>2285400
In the version of communism he believes in luxury items would still be getting made and they'd be available to all.
>>2285401
I was arguing your side that time you fucking spastic.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285405>>2285419
>>2285402
One of many, my dear. As you well know.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285406>>2285419
>>2285402
To each their own, just don't complain when they are all shot at the wall for being Fascist sympathizers.
BUT i remember an article I thought was neat
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/Iraq_legacy_of_war
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285407>>2285411
>>2285404
You aren't advocating my world view, and so, you are my enemy, and the enemy of every workingclass man, woman and child.
▶ 3be67b (1) No.2285408
Sorry I forgot you're too busy jerking off on /leftypol/ on murdering your parents for being bourgeois
>>2285404
▶ 07490a (7) No.2285409>>2285413
>>2285392
Nooo. That's the worst kind.
Yanderes and Tsunderes are lost on me, man.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285411>>2285416
>>2285407
I've said it before and I'll say it again: in its purest form your worldview, as I understand it, would be the ideal state of being. Power corrupts, however, and centralising everything puts all of the power in one place. Utopias don't happen and the second best option, far as I can tell, is total anarchy.
▶ 78a6a3 (10) No.2285412>>2285419
>>2285402
I see one where I feel like that regularly. Sadly, it is out of reach.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285413
If my parents are class traitors then I would personally execute them myselves, for the party.
>>2285409
I mean, to each their own isn't it. If it is not your cup of tea then eh.
I guess wholesome girls are just as good. As I say, every Academy is best girl. Froppy is goofy cute.
▶ 2c5318 (1) No.2285414>>2285415
I hope you know that anime is a product of a capitalist society and it wouldn't exist in a communist state due to the abolition of money and incentives.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285415>>2285418
>>2285414
Demonstrably false.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285417>>2285422
>>2285416
If you're not going to play nice when I'm making a point of doing so then I seriously have to question why we play this little game.
▶ 97901a (1) No.2285418>>2285421
>>2285415
Name one moneyless society that had an active entertainment industry that wasn't just boring state propaganda.
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285419>>2285420 >>2285422 >>2285425 >>2285428
>>2285405
Who, little ol' me? Nawwww.
>>2285406
I'd say people who impulsively submit straight party ballots are more supportive of fascism, though not consciously. But I don't pretend to be too smart or have any answers. My libertarian friends are pretty cool, and they make some good points. I just can't commit to all the beliefs associated with that (or any other) ideology.
>>2285410
Yeah-huh!
>>2285412
Are you looking over your shoulder into a mirror every day?
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285421>>2285423
>>2285418
>it hasn't happened yet so it cannot
That isn't even the point I had in mind. My actual point is that penniless artists are a thing that exist. Passion projects exist. Your weird little bubble is ridiculous.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285422>>2285427 >>2285428
>>2285417
You obviously don't understand the rules.
>>2285419
How disgustingly bourgeois
▶ 9a16a9 (7) No.2285423
>>2285421
Except in a communist society who determines who gets to be the artist and who is the farmer?
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285424
>being of the intelligentsia
▶ 78a6a3 (10) No.2285425>>2285427
>>2285419
Only for the mirror to reflect in another mirror, reflecting your behind!
▶ 9a16a9 (7) No.2285426>>2285430
Imagine having the perfect upbringing (White upperclass first world country) and then failing due to your own incompetence and laziness and then blaming capitalism despite capitalism giving you a better life than 90% of the world despite your idiocy.
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285427>>2285431 >>2285432 >>2285433
>>2285420
Fuuuuuuuuuudge! Now I really want some juicy watermelon. You're a monster!
>>2285422
I know! I have the luxury of being indecisive. :(
>>2285425
Now I'm just imagining a carnival hall of mirrors full of butts.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285428>>2285432 >>2285436
>>2285419
If what you just did right now was deliberate that I've gotta commend you on your weird encyclopedic knowledge of my kinks and I think I might fall back in love.
>>2285422
I mean we never really decided on those so I thought it was shit on each others views, reach some common ground, continue arguing because we're getting a bit into it and then hug and make up.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285430>>2285434
>>2285426
Are you somehow of the belief that where you're born dictates your class? The fuck kind of Special Olympics level mental gymnastics is this?
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285431>>2285436
>>2285427
Oh yeah, after this post you won't wanna see what i'mma post because it will be far worse.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285432>>2285434 >>2285435 >>2285436
>>2285427
So long as I get to sniff your calico's tummy, then it is okay.
>>2285428
Same really. I was never any kind of invested/serious in this discussion. Mostly because the venue is a cesspool of idiots and wannabe know it alls.
▶ 78a6a3 (10) No.2285433>>2285436
>>2285427
You really are going all in on the lewd, aren't you?!
▶ 9a16a9 (7) No.2285434>>2285437 >>2285438
Imagine being a swamp nigger
>>2285430
No, but he is the perfect example of a champagne communist, he had every chance to do well in life and threw it away, instead of self reflecting he blames capitalism.
>>2285432
>wannabe know it alls.
irony
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285435>>2285438
>>2285432
So are we two idiots or wannabe know it alls?
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285436>>2285438 >>2285439 >>2285440 >>2285444
>>2285428
>encyclopedic knowledge
I wouldn't go that far, but I found one in particular very cute for some reason and it stuck with me.
>>2285431
Batman using a kryptonite dildo on Superman?
>>2285432
If you can get her to sit still long enough, go for it.
As far as everything else...I just try to respect people as ends in themselves and not means to an end in our everyday interactions. I try to base as much of my decision making as possible on respect for human decency. I feel it's the best I can do for now.
>>2285433
Hm...honestly, the idea of a hall of mirrors with nothing but a disembodied butt reflecting all over the police is funny to me, not lewd. :P
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285437>>2285441
>>2285434
aland islands? Is that near the japanese archipelago?
Also, imagine having swamp fingers. Fingers in pussy so long they look and smell like you've been swimming in the Louisiana bayous.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285438>>2285441 >>2285442 >>2285455
>>2285434
I am the knowest of alls, I majored in History and Social Science.
>>2285435
we better than the rabble fren.
>>2285436
Wow, look at this nerd, respecting people's feelings.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285439>>2285455
>>2285436
Walkin' a dangerous line here, love. ♥
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285440>>2285455
>>2285436
nope. soft meat. authenticity.
▶ 9a16a9 (7) No.2285441>>2285443 >>2285447
>>2285437
It's in the Baltic Sea
Every island around the East Asian sea is apart of another country not it's own separate state excluding Taiwan.
>Also, imagine having swamp fingers. Fingers in pussy so long they look and smell like you've been swimming in the Louisiana bayous.
Interesting
>>2285438
Yet you can't get a good job with your degree, wonder why.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285442>>2285445
>>2285438
You're good people, DooT. All 3 of you.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285443>>2285449
>>2285441
I have a great job, actually. I sure hope that lack of health insurance isnt giving you brain rot.
▶ 78a6a3 (10) No.2285444>>2285449 >>2285455
What if you're white, upper middle class and made it in life? Do I get to be called shite too?
>>2285436
I thought you were thinking of the butt you described earlier, just all around you. And of course it's not disembodied!
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285445>>2285446
>>2285442
Stop. Don't let them know that this isn't a SINGLE, one poster... but a entire series of psoters
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285446>>2285448
>>2285445
Ohhhh, I'mma get fired from my job at disinfo HQ...
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285447>>2285449
>>2285441
Filipino vag is nice. My friend imported him an asian girl.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285448>>2285450
>>2285446
Tsk tsk tsk, how is the wife and dog?
▶ 9a16a9 (7) No.2285449>>2285451 >>2285452 >>2285468
>>2285443
I have health care, which wouldn't be possible in a socialist state like Cuba or Cambodia.
>I have a great job
Sure you do buddy, just like everyone else on /leftypol/
>>2285444
>What if you're white, upper middle class and made it in life? Do I get to be called shite too?
No because you're not blaming capitalism for your own incompetence.
>>2285447
I'm not into asians.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285450>>2285452
>>2285448
Oh, uh... about that... she ate the dog last month.
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285451
>>2285449
they are ok. I like foreign.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285452>>2285453
>>2285450
""South Korean girls be like that**
>>2285449
nice joek
▶ 9a16a9 (7) No.2285453
>>2285452
The joke?
Free health care is common in capitalist countries, there's no free health care in Venezuela
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285455>>2285456 >>2285457 >>2285458 >>2285468
>>2285438
I just Kant even right now!
>>2285439
🚭 I'll kick the butt.
>>2285440
Watermelon!
>>2285444
I can't stop picturing this random butt just floating around! 🤣
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285457>>2285460
>>2285455
You stink, therefore, you are? I kid, I kid, did you resolve your lack of burrito?
▶ 105d31 (1) No.2285459
why does this board load so slowly, but the other boards load faster
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285460>>2285462 >>2285464 >>2285465
>>2285456
>>2285457
Descartes assumes the existence of the thinker. What a putz!
I got my burrito. I just got a baby one though 'cause I don't wanna eat a whole lot today. ♥
>>2285458
Well, at least he's having fun.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285463>>2285466
>>2285461
I'm on that rack, fly like a jet
Switching my lanes like I'm racin' the 'Vette
I'm on that next, girl loves sex
No doubt I'm on top of the world, break your neck
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285464>>2285474
>>2285460
Now, that is a good decision. No more grumble tum!
Descartes also does little to not entice the argument towards NPC culture in modern society.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285465>>2285474
>>2285460
You are pure evil. <3
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285466>>2285467
>>2285463
STAY.
IN.
YOUR
.LANE.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285467>>2285469 >>2285471
>>2285466
Man I've been in rap since I was shitting in Pampers
▶ 78a6a3 (10) No.2285468>>2285484
>>2285449
Oh nono, I'm just good old fashioned stupid. But currently in the process of fake it till you make it and earning quite well doing so!
>>2285455
Hot
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285469>>2285470
>>2285467
Like that tik tok meme
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285471
>>2285467
Cooki stopped by yesterday and posted this:
>>2285102
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285472
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I cannot get enough of that ending. Mmf. So tasty.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285473>>2285477
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>>2285470
good girls
bad guys
question
long time
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285474>>2285475 >>2285476 >>2285477
>>2285462
I can get the squirrels at the park to eat out of my hand sometimes. The squirrels here are all fat and spoiled.
>>2285464
He was also cruel to animals. What a douche.
>>2285465
I'm just your run-of-the-mill Sabs.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285475>>2285479
>>2285474
Someone call John Wick
My name is John Dick
Because
this dick dont die
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285476>>2285479
>>2285474
My sister said a squirrel in texas ran her off and scared her so now she's scared of them. I've been sending her videos of me throwing them peanuts to get her to try to befriend some.
She lives in Michigan now so they can't be that much different than here, closeby.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285477>>2285478 >>2285479
>>2285473
...I think you ruined the moment I was trying to cultivate.
>>2285474
You having fun toying with my feelers, Sabs?
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285478>>2285480
>>2285477
Man, that is my ONE, TRUE, GIFT.
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285479>>2285481 >>2285482 >>2285486
>>2285475
Did ya see that picture of John Wick on a horse? It was a set photo from the third movie. I can't wait.
>>2285476
I wonder what she did to piss off that squirrel!
I've never had one chase me, but I've had plenty of geese and a goat chase me before.
>>2285477
To be honest, I did worry that I might come off as cruel.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285480
>>2285478
God bless all of you now
Cause I'm going straight to Hell
And I'm taking you down with me
Cause you know damn well
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285481>>2285484
>>2285479
I don't know. it sounded just random, like it just thought she was another squirrel on its territory.
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285483
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285484>>2285485 >>2285487 >>2285492
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>>2285482
>>2285481
Cute.
>>2285468
> I'm just good old fashioned stupid. But currently in the process of fake it till you make it and earning quite well doing so!
We have lot in common!
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285485>>2285488 >>2285491
>>2285484
Huh, you werent horsing around
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285486>>2285491
>>2285479
Worry not, I find it kinda fun.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285488>>2285490
>>2285485
No. Bad. Bad DooT. Naughty.
▶ c1f810 (5) No.2285489>>2285491
ugggggggggggggh happy thanksgiving
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285490>>2285496
>>2285488
Oh boy, the unholy foursome are in thread, scoot and loco and yams and sabrina. Time to enforce the Revelations.
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285491>>2285493 >>2285494 >>2285495
>>2285485
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>2285486
Fun on a bun?
See, 'cause...'cause you're a baker.
>>2285487
You first.
>>2285489
Hung over?
▶ 78a6a3 (10) No.2285492>>2285497
>>2285484
Highfive! Climb that corporate ladder, not knowing a damn thing I'm doing.
▶ c1f810 (5) No.2285493>>2285497
>>2285491
No, I drank a bunch of water last night and I think I was dealing with the hangover while I was talking to you. I felt so goddamn unwell. i think because I mixed this lime mojito thing with beer, so. the beer bong and like drinking card games we played destroyed me.
but I left the studio tonight at - 8 p m - so i actually have time to make myself dinner and put away my laundry, which is lovely. makes up for it. i'm getting chicken pesto pasta and garlic bread. 👍
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285495>>2285497
>>2285491
I could have some fun with your buns, I suppose.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285496>>2285498
>>2285490
Truly, the end times are finally upon us!
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285497>>2285499 >>2285501 >>2285502 >>2285508
>>2285492
Some people say I have "impostor syndrome". I think I failed upward.
>>2285493
>i'm getting chicken pesto pasta and garlic bread.
Here! Have all of my envy! Just take it!
>>2285494
So?
>>2285495
Are you getting a rise out of this?
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285498>>2285502
>>2285496
Upon the first trumpet sound, hail and fire, mixed with blood, is thrown to the Earth burning up a third of the trees on the planet, and all green grass
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285499>>2285500
>>2285497
Bet you like rainbows and unicorns and labias.
▶ 78a6a3 (10) No.2285501>>2285505
>>2285497
Just googled that. I had no idea that there was a saying for this, but that describes my situtation quite well. Still convinced I got lucky, though.
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285502>>2285503 >>2285505
>>2285497
>>2285497
Let's just say I'd quite happily have a piece of that cake, yeah?
>>2285498
And the fourth went, and poured out his vial upon the sun
And power was given unto him to scorch men with fire
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285503>>2285504 >>2285505
>>2285500
Guess what?
>>2285502
AND BEHOLD KYNARETH!!!!!!!!
▶ 502a3d (41) No.2285504>>2285506
>>2285503
Well, now I have a goofy smile on my face. Ya dick.
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285505>>2285506 >>2285511
>>2285501
We gotta work on our self-esteem!
>>2285502
Yam's lookin' for a snacc.
>>2285503
Chicken butt?
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285506>>2285509
>>2285504
Iz a gift
>>2285505
FUCK! You weren't supposed to know my stratagems!!!!!!!
▶ c1f810 (5) No.2285508>>2285509
>>2285497
It's literally just the quickest thing I could make. It's good though.
How's america.
▶ af0767 (19) No.2285509>>2285510 >>2285512
>>2285508
My little slice of it is fine. In fact, I'm about to head out to get some last minute stuff for tomorrow. ♥
>>2285506
Cluck.
▶ c1f810 (5) No.2285510
>>2285509
OH nice. I thought you were at work.
<3
have fun
▶ 78a6a3 (10) No.2285511
>>2285505
I need a haircut first!
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285512
>>2285509
Wow. Cock. Bye, I guess.
▶ ccaac5 (1) No.2285514
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Just got back from DnD. This hobgoblin Warlord made off with an infernal artifact when we was fighting with a Chain Demon and later, a horror I forgot the name of. Got myself some chinese takeaway. Sweet and Sour pork balls and fried rice. :3
▶ cc9d9b (53) No.2285515
Try not to get run over by Fascists.
< <3
▶ 803b70 (8) No.2285521>>2285522
>>2285520
*pets*
Cute kitty.
▶ 1a09f6 (13) No.2285522>>2285524
>>2285521
did you run out
or do you just not have your folder organized still
▶ 40a825 (11) No.2285523
▶ 803b70 (8) No.2285524>>2285525
>>2285522
It's just not organized.
I have a great idea though, I'll see if I can work on it though.
▶ 1a09f6 (13) No.2285525>>2285526
>>2285524
is it the same idea as before?
▶ 803b70 (8) No.2285526>>2285527
>>2285525
Yeah, but I learned something neat about the Windows file system that makes it easy.
▶ 1a09f6 (13) No.2285529>>2285530
>>2285528
so what does that actually mean/do
▶ 803b70 (8) No.2285530>>2285531 >>2285537
>>2285529
It means that I can effectively do shit like this:
http://0x0.st/sUCo.png
▶ 1a09f6 (13) No.2285531
>>2285530
>>2285530
oh so its like metadata
i get it now
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285532>>2285533 >>2285534 >>2285583
fish toaster please post pics of you in pants you peed yourself in or do this >>2285487
to japananon
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285533>>2285534
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285535>>2285536
>>2285534
no, fish toaster.
▶ 1a09f6 (13) No.2285536>>2285537
>>2285535
whats fish toaster 1
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285539>>2285541
>>2285538
Yep. The fish toaster. Bitch of the threds.
Where is everyone? Ded tonight.
▶ 1a09f6 (13) No.2285541>>2285542
>>2285539
i meant the image because you had fish toaster 2
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285542>>2285543 >>2285546
>>2285540
ded here
>>2285541
Oh yeah, it was the second of a couple posts DAG made. He's an Aussie.
▶ 774154 (11) No.2285543>>2285544 >>2285547
>>2285542
happpy thanksgiving!
▶ 774154 (11) No.2285545>>2285548
>>2285544
Whats up biiitch?
▶ 1a09f6 (13) No.2285546>>2285547
>>2285542
so it wasnt wish
▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285547>>2285583
Souhait est une dinde
>>2285543
and happy turkey day to you too
>>2285546
In those two posts it wasn't. >>2285537
was her post and usually someone with that trip or the wish/swim trip.
▶ 381ff8 (4) No.2285548>>2285550
>>2285545
Having trouble with my pastry dough. You?
▶ 774154 (11) No.2285550>>2285551
>>2285548
just got out of the shower...
was gonna go lifting again tonight with the friends but ive been going the past few days and my other buddy hit me up to hang out so im gonna skip out tonight and tomorrow to recouperate
what kinda pastries are you making> : 3
I gotta go up to see my dad tomorrow and I just wanna get back home........
▶ 381ff8 (4) No.2285551>>2285554
>>2285550
I'm making a chocolate tart. I haven't made tart dough in forever so it's a process.
▶ 774154 (11) No.2285554>>2285555 >>2285570
>>2285551
that sounds delicious..........
Better than me lol
I've never made a tart......
you made sure to add salt right ?
>>2285552
Helllooo how are you doing tonight?
▶ 40a825 (11) No.2285555>>2285556
>>2285554
I'm alright.
I started germination on some plants. Gonna give a little winter gardening a go. Super stoked.
Plans for Turkey Day?
▶ 774154 (11) No.2285556>>2285557
>>2285555
gonna head up to see my dad up in cr and head back the next day so allll day imma have to keep myself occupied
probably gonna load up a bunch of new beats on the mpc....
I took it to the square the other day and a bunch of jr high or high schoolers came up and were miring
it was super cool
made about 3 or 4 bucks lol
what are you trying to grow, tomatoes>?
▶ 40a825 (11) No.2285557>>2285558
>>2285556
ooh mpc link meeeeeeee I'm in the mood to buy something musical either like a drumpad/sampler or like my old turntable idk yet
uhh, no tomatoes this time around, that shit was a fluke. I started some chives, habaneros, spinach, rainbow swiss chard, and some wax beans.
Just a bunch of edible stuffs for over winter^^
▶ 774154 (11) No.2285558>>2285559
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2285557
here's a viedeo .//.
The model I have is called the MPC live kinda expensive but there are lower models that are just as good minus a few features for way cheaper
What the FUCK is rainbow swiss chard?
▶ 40a825 (11) No.2285559>>2285560
>>2285558
OOoooooh. megusta
umm this stuff:
▶ 774154 (11) No.2285560>>2285561
>>2285559
Rainbow Kale.............
▶ 40a825 (11) No.2285561
>>2285560
chard is more nutrient dense than kale^^
▶ 40a825 (11) No.2285562
i'mma start some basil, mint, and lettuce too I think. cause why not
▶ 774154 (11) No.2285563
I thought I had it all together
But I was led astray
the day you walked away
you were the clock that was ticking in my heart
(Ladies and gentlemen)
changed my state of mind
(we've got him)
when love's so hard to find
▶ ecc572 (3) No.2285564>>2285565 >>2285566
▶ 774154 (11) No.2285566>>2285572
>>2285564
maybe ill b tracer
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▶ 381ff8 (4) No.2285570
>>2285554
Don't need it in the dough. It turned out badly, I made a second batch we'll see how it goes.
▶ 507993 (5) No.2285571
stain from my hero academia = scar from fullmetal alchemist
just realized this
▶ ecc572 (3) No.2285572>>2285574 >>2285575
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▶ ecc572 (3) No.2285577>>2285581 >>2285583
▶ 764f3c (1) No.2285579
Bebop is un-American and hates Thanksgiving because it reminds him that we slaughtered his whole family for being savages.
▶ 1a09f6 (13) No.2285580
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▶ 75fe0d (28) No.2285583
>>2285577
What are you doing tonight? Inordinate amounts of alcohol hopefully?
>>2285578
>>2285532
>>2285547
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285586>>2285587
>>2285584
He's in the kitchen.
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285587>>2285589
>>2285586
Do you force him to cook for you ?
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285589>>2285590 >>2285591
>>2285587
If I want food that doesn't taste as good as mine, sure.
▶ ba6d5a (4) No.2285590>>2285592
>>2285589
Do you cook for him????
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285591>>2285592 >>2285610
>>2285589
Do you punish him for it ?
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285592>>2285593 >>2285597
>>2285590
I generally cook, yes.
>>2285591
What?
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285593>>2285594
>>2285592
For serving you poorly
like
do you punish him for it ?
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285596>>2285598
>>2285595
Suggest asking more coherent questions.
▶ ba6d5a (4) No.2285597>>2285599
>>2285592
When's the wedding
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285598>>2285599
>>2285596
You ever nut in him ?
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285599>>2285600 >>2285601
>>2285597
Don't have any friends getting married, to my knowledge.
>>2285598
I have cashews in the house.
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285600>>2285602
>>2285599
You ever put cashews up his butt ?
▶ ba6d5a (4) No.2285601>>2285602
>>2285599
You're not getting married?
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285602>>2285603 >>2285608
>>2285600
No, what he does with them is his business.
>>2285601
Not until I can find a woman I can trust.
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285603>>2285604
>>2285602
You ever watch what he does with them ?
Maybe play with your cashews a little too
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285604>>2285606
>>2285603
It's rude to watch people eat.
You shouldn't play with food.
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285606>>2285607
>>2285604
So you sneakin a little peak ?
▶ ab05ea (2) No.2285609
how to get anime catgirl gf
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285611>>2285613
>>2285608
The fuck is this hot garbage.
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285612>>2285614
>>2285607
But are you guys fucking ?
>>2285610
oh my
▶ 507993 (5) No.2285613>>2285615
>>2285611
hell if i know, i found it just 4 u
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285616>>2285617
>>2285614
Are you dating ?
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285619>>2285620
>>2285617
Can you guys hurry it up then ?
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285620>>2285621
>>2285619
He wouldn't pay rent then, so no.
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285623>>2285626
What kinda leech doesn't pay rent just cause they're in a relationship lol
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▶ 7b88c7 (2) No.2285628>>2285631
>>2285624
interesting pixiv
▶ 2c9e52 (10) No.2285631>>2285633
>>2285628
huh? what do you mean?
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285632>>2285634
>>2285630
I was under the impression you guys started dating
this is much worse
▶ 105195 (25) No.2285634>>2285635
>>2285632
I understand that the wave of contradictory statements seems to leave you confused.
▶ 8c92b8 (19) No.2285635>>2285636
>>2285634
I was gone for a few months.
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▶ 2c9e52 (10) No.2285639>>2285640
>>2285633
tell me more
i didn't look for it
▶ 040907 (2) No.2285641>>2285642
>>2285640
This shit is trash
▶ 40a825 (11) No.2285643>>2285644
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▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285646
its amazing how pointless browsing the internet feels when i have no discord friends online
thinkpiece on how it's a fundamentally social activity despite its antisocial appearance
▶ 3c22a3 (11) No.2285647>>2285648 >>2285653
AT LEAST YOU HAVE FRIENDS ANON
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285648>>2285649
▶ 3c22a3 (11) No.2285649>>2285650
>>2285648
Oh hey. It's you!
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285650>>2285651
>>2285649
yeah you can tell im desperate because i'm here. how are you
▶ 3c22a3 (11) No.2285651>>2285652
>>2285650
I gave up my Thanksgiving break at work for more hours.
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285652>>2285654 >>2285655
>>2285651
not sounding great tbh. i just finished a lot of essays and i have more to do in the coming days.
▶ 3c22a3 (11) No.2285654>>2285656
>>2285652
Struggle with me.
>>2285653
Friends and best friends are two different things.
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285655
>>2285652
sidenote: if you spam click the image in this post it stays the same size but the resolution changes and it adds to the vibe enormously
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285656>>2285657
>>2285654
i'm slightly alarmed by Husky (168). how high do those numbers go?
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285658
also that dog is absolutely not a husky
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285659>>2285660
>>2285657
help im having a stroke
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285661>>2285662
>>2285660
you messed with the file name screenshot that folder for proof
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285663>>2285664
>>2285662
oh no it's substantially worse
▶ 2c9e52 (10) No.2285665>>2285668
>>2285640
Ewww.... gross links....
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285667
>>2285666
this actually works great cropped
▶ 3ce53b (8) No.2285668>>2285669 >>2285675
>>2285662
how do you have 65k files at only 56mb
>>2285665
theyre from the same artist
▶ 3c22a3 (11) No.2285669
>>2285668
Compression magic.
▶ 3ce53b (8) No.2285671>>2285672
>>2285670
i agree its cold
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285672>>2285680
>>2285671
>>anyone reading this
do yourselves a favor and click this incredible thread
https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1062840565245636609
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285674>>2285681
>>2285673
while i must laud your climate consciousness, consider this:
▶ 2c9e52 (10) No.2285675>>2285676 >>2285680
>>2285668
;~;
i only like cute
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285676>>2285677
>>2285675
i thought you liked depraved too, tho
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285678>>2285679
▶ 3ce53b (8) No.2285680>>2285682
▶ 7b0c00 (3) No.2285681
>>2285674
The same amount of pollution as driving a pickup truck 3887 miles though! Plants eat the sun, isn't God amazing?
▶ 87ab47 (17) No.2285684
i had half a cup of coffee four hours ago and now im fucked
▶ 2c9e52 (10) No.2285692
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