6c3e53 No.2285029
>>2285026
weird flex but okay
9a8dbf No.2285030
>>2285027
There's a super long intro sequence that I think is responsible for that that's like an hour long that no one has the patience for
It does start to slow down a little closer to the end, but it makes sense narrativeley
It's very much like a western
Not like Django I mean like
3 10 to yuma
And I mean
maaybe they might be playing out the realism a LITTTLE bit
but in my opinion it's not too bad
There are nice features like being able to brush your horse and grow and trim and style your hair and shit
But you can play the game without worrying about any of that
00ce6e No.2285031
>>2285029
doin me a concern
6c3e53 No.2285032
>>2285031
such wow much excite
9a8dbf No.2285034
>>2285029
>>2285026
I'm already tracer but okay........
6c3e53 No.2285036
00ce6e No.2285037
>>2285030
howdy bard
>>2285032
what's the weirdest flex you ever flexed
9a8dbf No.2285038
>>2285037
oh h-hey there machiny
i hope you're up to fun today :3
6c3e53 No.2285039
>>2285037
"I haven't had this much fun since my last livestock mutilation"
118463 No.2285040
>>2285035
Would a visit to NYC to visit be worth it?
bf346f No.2285041
>>2285040
Only if I get to fuck him in his suit.
118463 No.2285042
>>2285041
hmmm
he may be up for that.
00ce6e No.2285044
>>2285038
I missed a lot of sleep again so no :{
just watching streams and fighting notawake
u?
>>2285039
i assume context only makes it worse
9a8dbf No.2285045
>>2285044
my gamer girl feets hurt so bad ;~:
Hard to walk so I'm cooking my legs under all my blankies until work time......
118463 No.2285047
>>2285043
I wouldn't know actually but there seems like there would have to be at least half a chance.
00ce6e No.2285048
>>2285045
do you have delicate, girly legs?
>>2285046
i mean sleep
9a8dbf No.2285050
>>2285048
I like to think so ~ :3
and o-oh
I knew that.....
6c3e53 No.2285051
>>2285044
worse or better?
bf346f No.2285052
9a8dbf No.2285054
>>2285052
have a nice day at work
00ce6e No.2285055
>>2285050
pics or it didn't happen!
>>2285051
depends on how many of them survive the ordeal
6c3e53 No.2285056
>>2285055
oh... no survivors.
00ce6e No.2285057
>>2285056
weird flex! but ok.
6c3e53 No.2285060
00ce6e No.2285061
>>2285058
fine, i'll just fantasize about them
01ffab No.2285062
i want iori to step on me
9a8dbf No.2285063
>>2285061
> / < okay!
>>2285062
Yunyun's yunyuns
01ffab No.2285064
00ce6e No.2285065
>>2285060
The weirdest flex I ever experienced was a kid in my juniors football team boasting about how he can drink a whole liter of cod liver oil
>>2285063
>when the blush isn't fully charged
9a8dbf No.2285067
>>2285066
mini pig mini pig let me in
118463 No.2285068
>>2285067
A pet pig would be nice but I think bacon would be much cheaper.
9a8dbf No.2285069
>>2285068
My buddy started raising chickens and some ducks a few months abck and even though we're all fuckin backwoods country hickfolk here in iowa
he's pretty city folk and it's surprisingly doable
He sells the eggs and eats them and shit
Too bad pigs don't lay meat eggs
118463 No.2285070
>>2285069
he have to put a lot of time into keeping it going with maintaining the animals?
9a8dbf No.2285071
>>2285070
I would have thought so
but he really doesn't do much at all
He just takes care of them when he lets his dogs out
So in his back yard he made a little coop for them and that's where they would chill all year they'd just come out and walk around his back yard and chill in the coop and now that winter is here he made a bigger coop and put up hay and shit in it to keep them warm
honestly it makes me kinda wanna raise some chickens cause i like eggs but If I fuck up then they gotta suffer for it and idk if I can deal with that
118463 No.2285072
>>2285071
Sounds like it could be worth a shot if maybe you can convince him to help or take the chickens if something happens. That could be your insurance.
d2104f No.2285074
I return from Teacher's Assisting and math class.
It's been a long day, rub my feet.
d2104f No.2285075
Actually, brb. Gotta play dota, haven't played it in days.
d2104f No.2285076
Just fired it up, fucking big dank ass update, denies now give you money. Now carries want to deny creeps now. Fuck my life.
6c3e53 No.2285078
15e890 No.2285079
>>2285077
<MP4 must be made up of one H264 and one AAC stream only.
http://may.2chan.net/webm/src/1542521869894.mp4
118463 No.2285080
>>2285079
webm for you.
half of everything i got i make.
15e890 No.2285081
>>2285080
i was too lazy to convert it thanks
118463 No.2285082
>>2285081
i do it a lot and edit my own vids too, np
d2104f No.2285084
Got myself a cup of tea and some spaghetti. I am a happy man. Lost a bunch of games again. But I like the banter we have.
20c4c2 No.2285085
Dota is such a garbage game.
Artifact™ gamers rise up.
d2104f No.2285086
>>2285085
I know it is a garbage game but I'm so hooked to it, help me pls.
20c4c2 No.2285087
>>2285086
Just remember that
>OD and drow are literally no longer functional heroes and unplayable
>Troll is broken beyond belief
>Slark permanently gains agi for hero units he kills
>Dazzle is insta-first pick material now and literally has 50% cdr at level 18
>Meepo has a 67.03% this week up from 53.81%
>Bounty hunter is the most picked hero now but nobody in your bracket will play it correctly
>Dire has TWO neutral triangles now, both on the high ground
Still want to play this atrocity?
20c4c2 No.2285088
Also they changed the recipe for treads and phase, and then SWAPPED THE FUNCTIONALITY OF THE TWO FOR NO REASON.
Phase boots is core on anti-mage now.
24fad4 No.2285089
DotA was only good on WC3.
7991c1 No.2285090
Australian state on the verge of abolishing gender from birth certificates
7991c1 No.2285091
>>2285077
Oh wow
Kinda badass
5d33c6 No.2285092
>>2285090
when do the chinks take over australia
24fad4 No.2285093
Yeah fuck it, biological sex means nothing nowadays.
7991c1 No.2285094
>>2285092
Whenever you invade.
5d33c6 No.2285095
7991c1 No.2285097
>>2285095
You look like you're from China haha
5d33c6 No.2285099
>>2285097
arr rook same right
24fad4 No.2285100
>Not knowing the difference between the Chinese and South Korean flag
Well I guess they both are slit eyed.
7991c1 No.2285101
>>2285099
I don't know what you're on about but its kinda racist.
24fad4 No.2285103
What the fuck did I just listen to?
5d33c6 No.2285104
24fad4 No.2285105
Nothing makes kpop sound good.
5d33c6 No.2285106
24fad4 No.2285107
There are a few Norwegian gems though.
0559b4 No.2285108
>>2285107
No, there's just one.
There's also the Jewel, Pearl, and Jade though, if those count.
93a9f8 No.2285110
0559b4 No.2285111
>>2285109
The Norwegian Gem is a cruise ship :^)
7991c1 No.2285112
Damn Wish you got some nice looking legs
those are some pretty short shorts
lookin' like a snack
24fad4 No.2285113
>>2285110
You are evil. Not my style, but sounded decent enough.
>>2285111
Smart ass....
0559b4 No.2285115
>>2285113
Yeah, my ass is great.
24fad4 No.2285116
>>2285115
I wouldn't go that far.
7991c1 No.2285117
>>2285114
Why do you have pee on you ?
0559b4 No.2285118
>>2285116
Yeah, because you're not gay.
>>2285117
Oh, that wasn't me.
7991c1 No.2285119
>>2285118
That looks like you to me.
0559b4 No.2285120
>>2285119
Cause you've seen me, yeah.
24fad4 No.2285122
>>2285118
Well you're not wrong.
7991c1 No.2285123
>>2285120
Generic white guy with pee on him
yeah
0559b4 No.2285124
Oh yeah, super defining and unique hands.
>>2285122
I'm always right.
>>2285123
Yeah.
24fad4 No.2285125
>>2285124
I'm not sure I believe that. Would require proof.
5d33c6 No.2285126
ive never seen another person with similar hands
0559b4 No.2285127
Blind gook.
>>2285125
Too bad.
24fad4 No.2285128
My hands are rather identifiable I would say. Certainly not unique, but uncommon to be sure.
>>2285127
Pussy.
0559b4 No.2285130
>>2285128
My favourite meal.
24fad4 No.2285131
>>2285130
Have you eaten a single pussy in your life? I mean, no judge, but shit, man....I doubt it.
5d33c6 No.2285132
hes a chink of course he has
24fad4 No.2285133
I'm not talking about cats. Besides, I thought that was more a korean thing?
5d33c6 No.2285134
0559b4 No.2285135
5d33c6 No.2285136
at least 8chan shows your flag for you
5d33c6 No.2285138
no i havent im not a gook
5d33c6 No.2285140
5d33c6 No.2285142
6c3e53 No.2285143
someone pls gibbe attenshuns, just not in the hair
24fad4 No.2285144
>>2285143
Take all the hairs.
6c3e53 No.2285145
>>2285144
gibbe all ur doll hairs <3
24fad4 No.2285146
>>2285145
I'm not entirely certain what you mean, but I here is another doll with hair....
6c3e53 No.2285147
>>2285146
I need ur boots, ur clothes, and ur motorcycle
24fad4 No.2285148
>>2285147
Which pair of my boots? I need those for work.
I knew you wanted to get into my pants.
My motorcycle is currently out of commission for a bit, sadly. Would have to give me a couple weeks to get it back on the road.
d079c3 No.2285149
You forgot to say "please."
6c3e53 No.2285150
>>2285148
I need ur pats, cuddles, and ur attentions.
Please.
9ce39c No.2285151
>>2285149
please give me it
24fad4 No.2285152
>>2285150
That I can do. Just jump onto my lap and grab a blanket.
24fad4 No.2285156
>>2285154
Hope a soft fleece blanket works?
6c3e53 No.2285157
>>2285156
I'm under my down comforter rn, but fleece is acceptable.
6c3e53 No.2285158
oohh it finally stopped snowing omg
d079c3 No.2285159
>>2285151
No speak English.
7991c1 No.2285160
Feeling kinda badass right now. . ..
9ce39c No.2285161
>>2285159
that was english?
20c4c2 No.2285162
>>2285159
Donne le moi s'il te plaît.
d079c3 No.2285163
>>2285161
ちがうよ
>>2285162
Attendez s'il te plaît.
20c4c2 No.2285165
24fad4 No.2285166
>>2285157
My comforter is old and dirty lol.
6c3e53 No.2285167
>>2285166
ur old n dirty <3
b12d56 No.2285168
>>2285167
Get your butt over here and find out how dirty I am.
Also I had to get a new phone and lost all my pics. I'm very distraught.
6c3e53 No.2285169
>>2285168
ouchies. why'd you do that?
y-you want a sleepover~?
b12d56 No.2285170
>>2285169
It's always nice having somebody to hug while you sleep.
My old phone bricked itself. Sucks.
6c3e53 No.2285171
>>2285170
mmhm! I invested in a body pillow. ^~^
oof. you one of those iphone people?
24fad4 No.2285172
>>2285171
I got a dog. Kinda works.
No, an essential phone. Thing is glued shut something force though so can't replace the battery. Not entirely sure what even happened to it. Just froze and refused to boot at all.
6c3e53 No.2285173
>>2285172
essential phone?
ooh man. what kind?
24fad4 No.2285174
6c3e53 No.2285175
>>2285174
huh, never heard of that one :p
teddy bears are nice... i still want a greyhound
0c40ce No.2285176
>>2285175
I want an Irish wolfhound. The biggest downside aside from them being huge is that they only live for like 8 years.
6c3e53 No.2285177
>>2285176
yeah bigger dogs don't last too long :(
24fad4 No.2285178
>>2285177
It's such a cruel world, really.
Got any killer thanksgiving plans?
6c3e53 No.2285179
>>2285178
nah. just eating with landlady i guess
6c3e53 No.2285181
i forgot how much i liked m&ms
20be44 No.2285182
I forgot how much you liked S&Ms.
f1a068 No.2285188
>>2285187
Hi maddie
sorry i was sort of expecting Kiss to link me a reply, i just had a feeling so i took care of it first :3
6c3e53 No.2285190
f1a068 No.2285191
>>2285190
What? No! I replied to them because I was expecting them. t's like this weird game of psychic tag we got going on.
>>2285189
I'm doing okay you slippery little water creature you, I'm getting some online testing done for my work and helping my girlfriend with a paper she was working on for school.
f1a068 No.2285192
>>2285189
also pretty cute for a female vap
6c3e53 No.2285193
6ef43c No.2285194
>>2285191
That's good, I need to make a shopping list for a few thanksgiving items I forgot.
>>2285192
It's one of the few of the anthro style ones I have, but I like it.
f1a068 No.2285195
>>2285194
Understandable, I think I definitely like the Feral iteration better, Anthro Pokemon
are just kind of strange to me if that is not their default form.
What sort of Thanksgiving stuff are you going to get ready?
6ef43c No.2285196
>>2285195
I need a few things to brine the turkey, some other stuff I keep forgetting, some beans to help par-bake the chocolate tart I'm making.
I have a folder of them, but they are not really my favorite. Feral ones are qt snuggle fishdogs.
f1a068 No.2285197
>>2285196
That sounds really good, I wish I could help cook but they always shoo me out of the kitchen at my aunts, probably because by the time we get there it's already been about a two and a half hour drive and they are already most of the way done prepping the food and cooking it,
I'm also getting a homemade quilt from my aunt that she spent all year making :D It was for my birthday but that was in the summer uwu
6ef43c No.2285198
>>2285197
yeah I kick most of the people out of the kitchen. We have a small kitchen though so when people try to help it gets in the way. People bring some stuff, but me and my mom do almost all the cooking in the house.
f1a068 No.2285199
>>2285198
Haha that's cute, there's nothing that puts you in the mood for snuggling a nice fishdog like some hot fresh homemade plates of food out on the table and lots of leftovers.
6ef43c No.2285200
>>2285199
Cooking is probably my favorite thing to do.
f1a068 No.2285201
>>2285200
I'd be happy to give you plenty of excuses.
6ef43c No.2285203
I got distracted
>>2285202
>>2285201
I like cooking for people. One person I met in threads parents live in my town. I'll probably cook him dinner friday because he came down for thanksgiving.
bf346f No.2285206
Grim. How large is your wrist?
I need to know how big I need to make your gift.
7991c1 No.2285207
You don't just ask how big someones waste is.
118463 No.2285208
>>2285207
gotta find out somehow what size of a fursuit to get when you wanna yiff.
f1a068 No.2285211
>>2285203
tfw no cute pokemon boy to cook you delicious dinners at home, why even live
9a8dbf No.2285212
hewwooo
back from the gymmu
My friends brother came today for the first time nad he's super crazy strong because he's involved in hardlaborwork and also he's been lifting since highschool
got home and had a warm shower and now I eat tasty yakisoba with egg
what are you guys up to tonight?
c8d9eb No.2285215
9a8dbf No.2285216
>>2285214
you
dogfish
do something entertaining....
say it back............
9a8dbf No.2285218
>>2285217
haha thanks I don't have anything to talk about tonight but i like your attention
Hope you're up to a fun night
6ef43c No.2285219
>>2285218
I'm tired but not sleepy. I'll try to sleep in a bit.
9a8dbf No.2285220
>>2285219
i think ill try right now
If I make it Ill send a telegram and some change so you can come too
bf346f No.2285221
9a8dbf No.2285222
>>2285221
I have a plan
I just need the money......
6ef43c No.2285224
>>2285220
Okay, I'll wait for the letter.
f1a068 No.2285225
>>2285224
that dogfish has a BIG ASS
6ef43c No.2285226
>>2285225
I like the big ones.
9a8dbf No.2285228
back from the nether cause I just saw this cute pic of my fish dog buddy
f1a068 No.2285229
>>2285226
That's just a really fat tail.
6ef43c No.2285230
>>2285228
that one is saddeningly true.
>>2285229
I like tails.
d5af02 No.2285231
>Grim how big is your wrist?
Grim is 100% wrist.
f1a068 No.2285233
>>2285232
Tag you're it haha I win.
6c3e53 No.2285235
4388d6 No.2285236
Would be a shame if somepony hehehehahahahahehehehehahahahahah posted in it.
6c3e53 No.2285237
>>2285236
[Evolves into Rarity]
6c3e53 No.2285239
>>2285238
[purring intensifies]
6c3e53 No.2285240
LKJhgpaihugoaiughpa
Mothra's like 82% peeled and it's like really itchy and uncomfy today omg
e98292 No.2285241
>>2285239
Horses don't purr.
6c3e53 No.2285242
>>2285241
something something trans joke here
hihi Yams
e98292 No.2285243
>>2285242
Hey you. What's crackin'?
6c3e53 No.2285245
>>2285243
nm just waking up. it's not snowing today thank goodness. Work then thanksgiving tomorrow, gotta plan an outfit cause it's a busy one at this house :/
Trying to figure out what my next tattoo is now that this one's mostly healed
how have you been?
>>2285244
I'm hungry daddyyyyyy
feed me~
e98292 No.2285247
>>2285245
I'm well enough I suppose. Been keeping myself as busy as I can.
6c3e53 No.2285248
>>2285246
uwu sausage breakfast^^
6c3e53 No.2285249
e98292 No.2285250
>>2285249
If I wasn't busy I'd be bored. If I was bored I'd get depressed.
4388d6 No.2285251
>>2285248
Super special brekkie! Brekkie of champs!
Pay day? Oh shit, one week to payday for moi. Xmas shopping!
6c3e53 No.2285252
>>2285250
yeah tru. I only do my adulting stuff and hang out with friends that way I'm responsible and social. anything else is an equal timesink and therefore on the same tier for me^^
>>2285251
i still couldn't imagine waiting a whole month yo. Kudos to you.
6c3e53 No.2285253
omg black friday tho
should I get a tv?
4388d6 No.2285254
>>2285252
>>2285253
You should get a badass TV!
And, I mean, you right, but you get used to it. I tend to do a big splurge week 1 and then thrift the last 3 weeks out lol.
6c3e53 No.2285255
>>2285254
splurge in my mouth.
and idk like i kinda want one but I really don't need one. I'd just use it as a huge monitor tbh
e98292 No.2285256
>>2285252
>hang out with friends
Disgusting.
6c3e53 No.2285257
>>2285256
It's mostly at restaurants or tattoo shops so it's always lowkey.
4388d6 No.2285258
Hanging out with friends is the BEST! especially like me, this weekend. It is Dorito Pete's 30th birthday bash! Gonna get so drunk. I will probably drunkenly harass people. It is going to be killer.
>>2285255
Tongue out, splurge splurge splurge!
I mean, isn't the point of splurging being that you dont need it, but you want/can.
Do you already have a kick-ass setup with your current TV?
Or are you due an upgrade.
I need to get my ass into gear and get a new computer. This current shiet is becoming an annoyance.
e98292 No.2285259
>>2285257
Doing anything with anybody is just kind of tiring. You have to, like, pay attention and shit.
6c3e53 No.2285260
>>2285258
I haven't owned a tv in years.
>>2285259
Not if you're the one they pay attention to tbhfam
e98292 No.2285261
>>2285260
But then I need to pay attention to myself and that's even more work. Jesus Christ, lady.
4388d6 No.2285262
>>2285260
For what my opinion is worth, I would say YEET! and do it, like you say it can double up as a monitor, it could be handy for any/some consoles and just general streaming. A smart internet connected TV can be worth its weight in gold when it comes to usage.
Also, what is more American than a massive television with an epic sound system? Besides taking british dick
6c3e53 No.2285263
>>2285261
nonono that's what ur friends are for^^
>>2285262
idk ur right but I don't wanna get it to not use it y'know?
:O
e98292 No.2285264
>>2285263
People instinctively listen to themselves talk, as they talk, to make sure the words coming out are the right ones.
4388d6 No.2285265
>>2285263
Could always "Pros/Cons" it. It is a fair reason to be skeptical though. Wouldn't want to waste money.
6c3e53 No.2285266
>>2285264
that's weird.
>>2285265
Yeah, I could just pay down my car some more.. idk A tv would be better to share with someone, but nobody snuggles me for Netflix :/
e98292 No.2285267
>>2285266
It's the reason speech-jammers work. Your brain gets thrown off when it hears itself say something it thought it already said.
4388d6 No.2285268
>>2285266
The No snuggle Struggle. Truly, this is the most agonizing timeline. Alexa, Play Hit or Miss meme.
Well, You are nearly done with the car payments right?
6c3e53 No.2285269
>>2285267
never heard of such a device.
>>2285268
I mean I have like 3700 left on it with 2 years left so I'm ahead, but I need to buy a part for the hatch and I wanna own it.
e98292 No.2285270
>>2285269
...seriously? Huh.
4388d6 No.2285271
>>2285269
Couldn't hurt to wait a little longer for a TV, but I know Black Friday is coming. Decisions decisions.
>Hatch
Like, a part for the hatch or are you decribing the car... "Hatchback"?
6c3e53 No.2285272
>>2285270
I talk fine to people so I never had to look anything like that up
e98292 No.2285273
>>2285272
Oh I can talk with them just fine. I just don't enjoy doing it.
6c3e53 No.2285274
>>2285273
people aren't awful
e98292 No.2285275
>>2285274
No. But they are tremendously tiring.
d97ccf No.2285276
Scoot, how did Dorito Pete get his nickname? Does he just eat lots of Doritos, or is there a cool story?
4388d6 No.2285277
>>2285276
He is my best friend, we've been besties since we were both 5 Years Old.
He got the nickname from a TinyChat where he was eating doritos.
A la the name.
d97ccf No.2285278
>>2285277
Aw. Baby bestie. :3
That's cute.
Happy (day before) Turkey Day, btw.
4388d6 No.2285279
>>2285278
Turkey day is a good day. Sucks I work it, I'd have loved the Football tiemu. I wonder what I should cook tomorrow. I need to remind the 'rents to grab some turkey or something.
d97ccf No.2285280
>>2285279
Scoot, everyone stopped posting when I came in. I think I killed the party.
When are you gonna make fancy steak with that doodad you told me about?
4388d6 No.2285281
>>2285280
I can't believe you literally killed it. RIP.
>Steaks, when?
Well, I am going to try it out with maybe just a simple joint of beef. But I am looking to do some Pork Belly for Christmas. Maybe this coming Sunday for the Beef. Depends on how hungover I am on Sunday morning lol.
>Killed the thread
That is usually my job,but you did well. I think you did a Jason Bourne on the thread.
d97ccf No.2285282
>>2285281
Sabs: The Silent Killer
I take it Saturday night's alright for fighting?
4388d6 No.2285283
>>2285282
>Elton
You know it, as I say it is Dorito's 30th, so we are going out on the tiles. A couple of sodie pops, couple of craft ales.
Couple of guys and a girl getting rowdy.
Making of a Saburderer.
I also want to make a big boi pulled pork, 24 hour cooking time and grab some brioche buns, some american/red cabbage 'slaw with some corn.
d97ccf No.2285284
>>2285283
I just imagine you bumping into someone at the pub and saying "Sorry, mate", but the guy won't accept the apology and calls his friends over. So you look over your shoulder and say, "Oi, Dorito Pete!" The guys don't know what to make of someone named Dorito Pete and back down.
>I also want to make a big boi pulled pork, 24 hour cooking time and grab some brioche buns, some american/red cabbage 'slaw with some corn.
I feel like I got the the itis just reading that. Sounds comfy!
4388d6 No.2285285
>>2285284
Dorito Pete probably wouldn't be there, when he drinks he has a habit of wandering away. Then, hours later, when we go for a taxi he appears just in time. Weird. He is myth. He is legend.
The Itis! Oh boy! Do you get time off for Thanksgiving? If so, I think I just heard your work ethic break.
d97ccf No.2285286
>>2285285
Technically I'm "off" today, but I'm still here.
Tomorrow I'll be cooking at home, but doing a little work on the side.
You know me.
Dorito Pete has such mystique!
4388d6 No.2285287
>>2285286
He is such a weirdo. A bit like yours truly.
Oh yes! You are being top chef! You gotta have a cold one to do that with right?
I am now working Xmas eve into Xmas morning.
>So I can be off for NYE and NY.
>it is Grandpa Scoot's 90th name day.
I reckon I will drink for him.
d97ccf No.2285288
>>2285287
I'll drink AFTER dinner. Otherwise I'll get sloppy and burn something. :P
Happy Birthday to Grandpa Scoot. Hey, how are papa and mama?
4388d6 No.2285289
>>2285288
I mean, it isn't until December 31st, so. You know. AND sloppy sabby? :O Oh no!
Mama and the Papa are doing fab, no dramas, just how I like it.
Just currently on making some Chilli :3 gonna add some hot sauce to mine to add a little kick! Arriba!
Are you also, like me, a grouchy control freak in the kitchen?
d97ccf No.2285290
>>2285289
It's not real chili if it doesn't make you sweat. ♥
I'm not nearly as grouchy as mama, but I do want people to stay the heck outta my way in there. If you want to help, clean dishes!
4388d6 No.2285291
>>2285290
If you want help, just leave me to my jams and kitchen genius. I get super moody if people are in the way or are putting me off. I am a genius, I cannot be chained. Unrestrained flair and penash.
Is mama the big grump!? I bet, making the best foods requires the hardest of wills.
I hongrey!
d97ccf No.2285292
>>2285291
I'm gettin' hongrey too. Gonna snap the heads off some baby carrots. (Eating light before the big day.)
4388d6 No.2285293
>>2285292
Snap my head pls!
I should go and see how far along this chilli is :3
get the big feeds!
So, whats cooking tomorrow? Besides turkturk?
d97ccf No.2285294
>>2285293
We're doing traditional (easy) stuff:
-Stuffing
-Green been casserole
-Broccoli cheese casserole
-Mashed potatoes
-Pumpkin, pecan, and chocolate pie
I cheated and bought a pecan pie. Mine's always too goopy.
4388d6 No.2285295
>>2285294
I have never had a pecan pie, hmmmmmm. I like pecans too!
That all sounds delicious! What the frick is even a green bean casserole :shrug: Seems very american.
118463 No.2285296
>>2285290
Nope. you do them. and when you're done
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d97ccf No.2285297
>>2285295
Ours is basically green beans, minced bacon, and cream of mushroom soup dumped in a glass baking dish and baked for a while, then topped with crispy onions. I'm not the biggest fan but mom loves it.
>>2285296
4388d6 No.2285298
>>2285297
Sounds Tasty! boy, ive given this chilli some bite! that hot sauce is good! :3 owie!
You a broccoli and cheese gal?
ALSO, THIS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKDggV8xRR0
omg
d97ccf No.2285299
>>2285298
>You a broccoli and cheese gal?
Only in casserole form, and only on holidays. :P
I'm all about the stuffin' and mashed potatoes. I make both by hand - none of that fake boxed crap. And they make great sammiches with turkey leftovers for days after. :3
4388d6 No.2285300
>>2285299
For years after! I bet you are just getting over thanksgiving turkey when xmass comes around
d97ccf No.2285301
>>2285300
Yeah, it's a tough time for everyone's waistline. :P
I'm thinking of investing in a little treadmill for my room. I don't like running in my neighborhood lately because of some construction going on. You never know where the newest batch of torn up road will pop up, and I don't want to break my ankle.
4388d6 No.2285303
>>2285301
That sounds crazy! In home treadmill also allows you to race your cats!
But that sounds like an issue the construction stuff, boo! Not think about an actual gym membership and getting swole?
d97ccf No.2285304
>>2285303
I've thought about a gym, but there aren't any close enough to me that wouldn't require a drive with several stops and potential traffic jams. Boooo
>>2285302
d97ccf No.2285306
>>2285305
Whatcha doin' for turkey day?
4388d6 No.2285308
>>2285304
Well that super sucks ass! Ree! Home gym?
118463 No.2285309
>>2285306
Probably sit at home, do nothing, go to my gf's, eat turkey stuff with her daughter on Saturday.
And if you ain't gonna do this >>2285296
, then do this.
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e98292 No.2285310
bf346f No.2285311
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
20c4c2 No.2285312
>>2285311
Why is your character so short?
d97ccf No.2285314
>>2285307
Hi, sweet potato.
>>2285308
If I had the room, maybe.
Scoob, I gotta find some lunch. These carrots didn't hit the spot.
>>2285309
I don't have orifices.
bf346f No.2285315
>>2285312
He's not.
Everyone else is just too tall.
>>2285313
I put this shit off for over a year.
e98292 No.2285317
>>2285314
Well hello, bee puke. How's it going?
e98292 No.2285318
>>2285315
Hella gay, babe.
d97ccf No.2285319
>>2285316
Actually, a burrito does sound pretty good.
With some green sauce...gurgle
>>2285317
I need sustenance, and these stupid veggies I packed ain't doin' the trick. Pity me, please?
118463 No.2285320
>>2285310
>>2285314
oh yes you do. dicks in the ear are wonderful I've heard.
d97ccf No.2285323
>>2285320
>dicks in the ear are wonderful
>I've heard
Ah, so you've tried it.
e98292 No.2285324
>>2285319
I am very sorry for your poor decision making. I hope you learn from this terrible mistake. <3
>>2285321
Sometimes. I guess. Maybe.
d97ccf No.2285325
>>2285324
~sigh
Tough but fair.
d97ccf No.2285327
>>2285326
Hmmm...not really in the mood for a boigah. And you said burrito so now I got a hankerin'. It's your fault some struggling burger shack owner isn't going to be able to feed his kids tonight.
4388d6 No.2285328
>>2285327
...But he could feed them burgers...
d97ccf No.2285329
>>2285328
THEY'RE TIRED OF BURGERS!
4388d6 No.2285330
>>2285329
Well, then I guess they can find a new father.
118463 No.2285331
>>2285323
heard. not felt.
e98292 No.2285332
>>2285325
That was the dynamic way back when, was it not?
d97ccf No.2285333
>>2285330
Mom can bounce from restaurateur to restaurateur until she finally lands the owner of a family buffet.
>>2285331
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
>>2285332
Mhm.
Straight Talk with Yam: Tellin' It Like It Is Seven Days A Week
e98292 No.2285334
>>2285333
How've you been, Sabby-ru?
118463 No.2285335
>>2285333
you though. i dunno.
4388d6 No.2285336
>>2285333
I cannot allow this betrayal to go unmolested.
d97ccf No.2285337
>>2285334
Lazy! I took Monday and Tuesday off. I did a LITTLE work from home, but then I loafed like a lazy sack of crap all day. It was delicious.
How about you, Yam? How have things been? What's good?
>>2285335
You're the one who said you heard a penis in your ear. I'm not judging, but you should own your statement.
>>2285336
Annie, are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?
e98292 No.2285338
>>2285337
I have been playing jRPGs a whole bunch lately. Also I've been moved to like the second most stressful part of the store at work and so far it's kicking my ass. Overall it's been ups and downs all over.
4388d6 No.2285339
>>2285337
I'd annie, would you? i;'d annie so hard.
118463 No.2285340
>>2285337
no, the act of it from which i heard is wonderful. Don't make me pee in your butt.
d97ccf No.2285341
>>2285338
Oh dang. Which department is it, if I may be nosy?
>>2285339
Maaaybe. I'm into chicks who can beat me up. :P
e98292 No.2285343
>>2285341
In store bakery. If you're the main baker on any given day you're there for 6am and then it's 8-9 hours of non-stop bullshit until home time. I usually don't even have time for my full break.
4388d6 No.2285344
>>2285341
Then I am your girl
e13bf3 No.2285345
>>2285341
Huh. There's always more to learn about the enigma that is Sabsy.
surprise hug
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118463 No.2285349
>>2285345
beat her up for me. shes being unmanageable.