58251f No.2284288
How long did this one take you Tsuchi?
20b72d No.2284290
20b72d No.2284292
The Comic Sans means it's serious.
d51d0e No.2284302
>>2284275
Im afraid she's going to come back and finish the job
>>2284276
I have no idea, might just cook some pasta
5f3289 No.2284303
>>2284301
What the fuck garbage game is that.
5230ae No.2284304
>>2284302
oh
>>2284303
idk every fifa game ever
i must go to sleep, night
b65e98 No.2284307
>>2284302
don't worry. she may.
d51d0e No.2284309
>>2284304
I cook real pasta tho
None of that basic family eating shitpasta
>>2284307
Crushed skull by little asian poosi
4a6eaf No.2284310
d51d0e No.2284311
>>2284310
If you precook the pasta for future pastas, you can make em in like 3mins
4a6eaf No.2284312
>>2284311
extra pasta dough^^ then you can make whatever shapes you want!
d51d0e No.2284313
>>2284312
If theres pasta you should make yourself, make some gnocchi, goddamn amazing in comparison to supermarket packs
We made it at the place I used to work at last.
Then we found out an elderly italian guy was selling gnocchi unofficially lol, very hard to beat those
b65e98 No.2284314
>>2284308
flattened organ
>>2284309
you should have leia reenact it.
aaf482 No.2284315
Don't worry i'm here
No pictures please
e3664a No.2284316
e3664a No.2284318
>>2284317
Do you hang out with a bunch of lols on VRChat?
e3664a No.2284320
aaf482 No.2284321
>>2284320
I just get really high and then take a bunch of pictures with my phone.
6a20a2 No.2284322
e3664a No.2284324
36b8a3 No.2284326
UHG I'm talking with Mayu
36b8a3 No.2284328
>>2284327
hi bb what's up!
e3664a No.2284329
be6739 No.2284330
>>2284328
Passing time til the squad comes round to hit the gym what are you up to tonight cooki?
36b8a3 No.2284331
>>2284330
bothering Mayu
and trying to talk to him but he is cancer rn
36b8a3 No.2284333
>>2284332
that one guy who always did "uwu"
he like left thread a while ago tho
be6739 No.2284334
>>2284333
sounds pretty hit or miss
36b8a3 No.2284335
>>2284334
I guess they never miss
c09c02 No.2284338
Mayuri was a cool dude for a while
2a8ddd No.2284340
the best part of not taking stimulants is taking stimulants again.
e3664a No.2284341
205918 No.2284342
e3664a No.2284343
then there's this curly headed fuck
aaf482 No.2284344
skinny jewish boy lookin' like lil dicky
b65e98 No.2284345
205918 No.2284346
a43ad9 No.2284348
a43ad9 No.2284350
>>2284349
did he forget your face and voice too
205918 No.2284351
>>2284350
He still calls me a curly headed fuck, so probably not.
e3664a No.2284352
I don't wanna turn this into a love triangle lmao
6a20a2 No.2284353
e3664a No.2284354
a43ad9 No.2284355
>>2284351
so you have curly hair?
e3664a No.2284356
wait till you see his pubes lmao
a43ad9 No.2284358
>>2284357
why does he say that then
205918 No.2284359
>>2284358
He's pretty dumb
e3664a No.2284360
a43ad9 No.2284361
>>2284359
so maybe he forgot your face
he did mistake you for that random girl in that webm that was posted
205918 No.2284362
>>2284360
Am I wrong?
>>2284361
Nah, he called me that before he saw my face tbh.
a43ad9 No.2284363
>>2284362
oh
he still nmightve forgotten
205918 No.2284364
>>2284363
Wouldn't be surprised.
e3664a No.2284365
>>2284362
Oh come on Im smart
a43ad9 No.2284366
>>2284364
i still havent heard your voice
205918 No.2284367
>>2284365
What's 9 + 10?
>>2284366
Good, it's not a great voice anyways.
a43ad9 No.2284368
>>2284367
i sent you that 10+ year old clip of mine
205918 No.2284369
>>2284368
I don't think I have any 10 year old clips of my voice :^)
a43ad9 No.2284370
>>2284369
no but you can record a fresh one :^)
205918 No.2284371
>>2284370
What would I do that for? :3
a43ad9 No.2284372
e3664a No.2284373
205918 No.2284374
>>2284372
Do you want to hear my voice that badly?
>>2284373
Correct, 19 years of age is considered "old enough".
a43ad9 No.2284375
>>2284374
no its fine
id like to but i wont make you do it if you dont want to
e3664a No.2284377
a43ad9 No.2284379
>>2284376
youve let others hear it
e3664a No.2284380
205918 No.2284381
>>2284377
Sleepy as all hell, dude.
I don't wanna go to work tomorrow :^(
You?
>>2284378
Always.
>>2284379
Well yeah, but I also met up with them IRL, should I go fly over to you right now too? :3
a43ad9 No.2284383
>>2284381
you couldve just hold up signs
205918 No.2284384
>>2284383
I'll do that next time.
It sounds pretty fun.
a43ad9 No.2284385
>>2284384
will you do that with me?
205918 No.2284386
>>2284385
No, I suck at writing kanji
a43ad9 No.2284387
>>2284386
you could just do it in english ばか
e3664a No.2284388
>>2284381
Same here dude, at least i dont wake up till like 9am wbu?
Just drinking with some friends was watching penguindrum earlier almost forgot about that shit
205918 No.2284389
>>2284387
バカって言うほうがバカなのよ
>>2284388
Like, 6:30 lmao
a43ad9 No.2284390
>>2284389
<no u
you could just do it in english as i said
205918 No.2284391
>>2284390
But French is the language of love.
205918 No.2284394
>>2284392
Yes, but you're saying English instead.
a43ad9 No.2284395
>>2284394
you changed from japanese to french
205918 No.2284396
>>2284395
Yes, I suck at writing kanji so Japanese is no good.
But then I suggested French over English because you're a ばか
a43ad9 No.2284397
>>2284396
>ばか
how?
french wouldnt work because i dont speak it
205918 No.2284398
>>2284397
Non-communication is the best form of communication, really.
Bed time, nini.
a43ad9 No.2284401
wish doesnt even know dutch
5814bc No.2284402
5814bc No.2284404
No need to, anyway, as you already sneaked into Wish's heart.
a43ad9 No.2284405
i dont think dutch would help me more than french with him
36b8a3 No.2284406
i did so much laundry today
d6095d No.2284408
>>2284406
This is what happens when you let it build up for too long
6a20a2 No.2284410
Something cathartic about rearranging my computer set up and shelves.
Sup, everyone?
5814bc No.2284411
58251f No.2284412
be6739 No.2284413
>>2284411
hey there hehe
I just made my first scrambled eggs and they were good
it's been months since I've seen you
I get to be friends with kissy shot now because you were nice to me : 3
f62425 No.2284416
>>2284415
post battlestation
6a20a2 No.2284417
>>2284416
Let me get my phone charged and I will.
It's still kind of a mess.
f62425 No.2284418
>>2284417
mine too.
ive been spending less time at my desktop though and more in bed with my iPad
6a20a2 No.2284419
>>2284418
The only thing I use in bed is my phone when I'm trying to wake up and my Switch.
f62425 No.2284420
>>2284419
been playing the new mario party on the switch with an old friend every other weekend
6a20a2 No.2284421
>>2284420
What all games you got?
Wanna add me?
a28dda No.2284424
>>2284422
Bing bing wahoo yipee
f62425 No.2284425
>>2284423
i aint got time for video games anymore
just guitar hero sometimes
>>2284424
thanks
6a20a2 No.2284427
>>2284425
Man I would hate that. I don't have a life, but I have my games at night.
6a20a2 No.2284428
b35214 No.2284431
>Darwin has yet to add me
Life is truly suffering.
4a6eaf No.2284433
Good morning, threaders!!
How fares ye Monday thus far?
a37265 No.2284434
trying and failing to get this fucking washer installed properly after 8 months in here
you?
4a6eaf No.2284435
>>2284434
<waiting for my tattoo to dry so I can do ointment for the day
<put plugs in my ears after sleeping with them naked last night
<gonna figure out food plan for the day
<smonk soon, but my mouth still tastes like toothpaste, so I gotta wait.
Been doing the laundromat life? oof.
a37265 No.2284436
>>2284435
sounds like a chill day to me. anything in mind plan wise?
ive been playing far too much vidya with the bf, lately, to the point where helping the bf drill holes in walls and kitchen cupboards so we can thread pipes through actually feels like a good use of my time. it will be nice not having the washer outlet pipe zip tied to the sink.
4a6eaf No.2284437
>>2284436
Probably not. I think I'm chilling with some friends tomorrow though. Today's all mine so I'm gonna just smonk all day probably idk
Imagine that, productivity actually feeling good. It's like you're finally adulting or something^^
a37265 No.2284438
>>2284437
well, i suppose its as good a way to kill time as any.
i know, fucking finally. i do need better things to do with my time though, gonna see about a second job what with all the christmas work being a thing, at least til i have some chance of scoring a work placement as a sparky.
4a6eaf No.2284439
>>2284438
better hurry cause those jobs are seasonal.
what's a sparky?
a37265 No.2284440
>>2284439
yup, im late but now ive a few months of employment under my belt hopefully i wont look like a spaz.
an electrician
4a6eaf No.2284441
>>2284440
ooh cool. trades pay well after your apprenticeship if you can stick with them^^
812059 No.2284442
>When your work suddenly texts you and asks you to come in, and you're all worried it's gonna be some real shit, and it just turns out to be benign as fuck, and they just tell you they will put the time you came in on as paid time.
God fucking damn why do you gotta scare me like that.
4a6eaf No.2284443
they didn't tell you what it pertained to on the phonecall?
that's stupid
812059 No.2284444
>>2284443
they texted me and i never called but it involved a rotten banana in a fridge so um kind of glad they are willing to pay me to have me come in and tell me about that, it's almost like they value me as an employee
812059 No.2284445
i mean there was much more to talk about than that but im happy to get bonus pay for stupid things
4a6eaf No.2284446
>>2284444
>>2284445
the rotten banana interrogations sounds ridiculous tho. what do you do for work?
812059 No.2284447
>>2284446
No it's totally valid it was in a fridge that we store food in for kids off site, I work at the YMCA right now.
Yes I got legally cleared to work around kids.
a37265 No.2284448
>>2284441
its easy enough work, i just fucking hate college.
>workshop session is too short to get anything done
>class is far too fucking long for what we cover but we cant go faster because 16 year olds are retarded
march pls come faster, i need this shit over with.
4a6eaf No.2284449
>>2284447
wowsers. what if a kid left it there?
>>2284448
get rekt bish
812059 No.2284451
>>2284449
It's still my fault for not catching it sooner when I was checking the fridge for the snacks they get there.
Adults are adults.
6a20a2 No.2284452
Only 3 days of work this week.
God give me strength to make it.
a37265 No.2284453
>>2284449
just like, give me a week of actual work pls so i can get this shit over and done with. none of its hard.
5f3289 No.2284454
someone take my test for me
paying $3.50
4a6eaf No.2284455
>>2284451
YOU HAD ONE JOB BADDOG ONE JOB
BANANA DUTY
>>2284453
I sentence you to a lifetime of neet
4a6eaf No.2284456
c8c9ec No.2284458
>>2284450
I'm kind of mad you have that folder because I made one for her that I named Нос Гоголя (Gogol's The Nose).
6a20a2 No.2284459
>>2284454
Bitch, I work factory jobs for a reason.
I can't take no tests.
e609d3 No.2284460
>>2284456
u fat fuck whore
c8c9ec No.2284461
Get your new daddy to take it, Nezi.
c8c9ec No.2284462
e609d3 No.2284463
>>2284458
fat faggot bitch
4a6eaf No.2284464
>>2284457
Always but never :(
>>2284460
i'm not that fat omg
>>2284462
ur fat
c9f3ad No.2284465
>>2284458
That is the good shit, what a good name rip
c8c9ec No.2284466
4a6eaf No.2284467
it snowed more last night
c9f3ad No.2284468
>>2284464
How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes!
c8c9ec No.2284469
>>2284464
This fat dick.
>>2284465
It's a fairly short story. Read it if you get the chance.
4a6eaf No.2284470
>>2284468
whaa?
>>2284469
lol ur a chode
c8c9ec No.2284471
>>2284470
I plead the fifth. No one can know my secrets.
5f3289 No.2284472
>>2284461
tracer is taking his own tests
>>2284459
i know a test you can pass: drug test
>>2284456
seems a little steep and i'm poor now desu
c8c9ec No.2284473
>>2284472
Is he testing your asshole's elasticity?
c9f3ad No.2284474
>>2284469
I suppose I can look it up now, just for context.
>>2284470
I dont know, being leLOLrandumb.
How was the weekend?
c8c9ec No.2284475
4a6eaf No.2284476
>>2284471
iirc ur not actually a chode
>>2284472
lack of preparation time fee
6a20a2 No.2284477
>>2284472
I don't get paid enough to be a druggie.
c8c9ec No.2284478
c9f3ad No.2284479
c8c9ec No.2284480
>>2284476
I don't remember. The funny part is I drink more now than in the past but have far less blackouts.
4a6eaf No.2284481
>>2284480
Why is that funny?
c8c9ec No.2284482
>>2284479
Context that matters: aristocracy changes due to a tsar adding more vertical movement by service to the tsar shit and people's obsession with moving ranks and those who have moved. The rest is satire.
>>2284481
Not humorous funny, odd funny.
6a20a2 No.2284483
I find your alcoholism humorous.
a37265 No.2284484
>>2284455
im pretty sure if i ever wind up a proper neet again im gonna wind up becoming an alcy
>>2284454
whats it on?
c8c9ec No.2284485
I find you working until you die at 30 humorous.
6a20a2 No.2284487
>>2284485
At least I work. Unlike some of the rejects here.
5f3289 No.2284488
>>2284473
jesus christ relax
>>2284476
it would literally be impossible to learn the material in time anyway
I still don't know how to do it much and I've spent a lot of hours on it
>>2284477
how come unemployed people have drugs then
>>2284484
Bonds payable
6a20a2 No.2284489
>>2284488
Aw shit. Crushed by facts and logic.
Guess it was about time I started crack cocaine.
0301cd No.2284491
>>2284488
>>2284472
You like these pet line stickers huh? :3
4a6eaf No.2284492
unemployed people can still hustle
c8c9ec No.2284493
>>2284487
I think the minority are gainfully employed, as in not the bare minimum. The rest are either disingenuous about employment or unemployed in countries that allow them to exist while going to "school". I think Doots is like the only one in a welfare state that's employed.
c9f3ad No.2284494
a37265 No.2284495
illegal employment is still a form of employment
>>2284488
huh?
6a20a2 No.2284496
>>2284493
Yeah, but he probably just gets paid to go into people's homes and eat their spiders for them.
The little hobgoblin.
6a20a2 No.2284497
None of the unemployed people here are hot enough to do good hooker work.
c8c9ec No.2284498
>>2284496
He probably is like the mentally handicapped they pay to make macaroni art or something.
c9f3ad No.2284499
EMPLOY THE CARAVAN AS UNDERCUTTERS TO SQUASH
6a20a2 No.2284500
>>2284498
But he isn't Italian.
Haha.
0301cd No.2284501
>>2284493
I'm also employed
c8c9ec No.2284502
Just use Predator strikes on the caravan tbh.
6a20a2 No.2284503
>>2284499
I'm about to gulag your yappy ass.
5f3289 No.2284504
>>2284491
they are very cute.
need more
>>2284495
accounting
c8c9ec No.2284505
>>2284500
I hope your death is slow and painful.
c8c9ec No.2284506
>>2284501
Have you graduated yet?
0301cd No.2284507
>>2284504
I'll could find more after my cs game :3
>>2284506
Ya this year
c8c9ec No.2284508
>>2284507
Just be the normal Mohammad.
6a20a2 No.2284509
>>2284505
Awww, come on.
You don't mean that.
5f3289 No.2284510
>>2284507
I had to stop playing CS and multiplayer games in general
too addicting
I can actually put down the controller with single player stuff and not feel like I have to keep going
c8c9ec No.2284511
c9f3ad No.2284512
0301cd No.2284513
>>2284508
Inshallah brother
>>2284510
And it's a million times less stressful, I hope
6a20a2 No.2284514
>>2284511
I'll suck your noodle.
6a20a2 No.2284515
c8c9ec No.2284516
>>2284513
I feel like you're probably the type that says you need more brown people in the UK.
c8c9ec No.2284517
>>2284514
I don't want canine AIDS.
5f3289 No.2284518
>>2284513
well yeah those games would make me angry some times
I'd get to that boiling point sometimes where i'd be so mad that my stomach would hurt while I silently raged
now I just have fun and enjoy pretty games
much better
6a20a2 No.2284519
>>2284517
I'm on PruP so it's ok.
a37265 No.2284520
f3062e No.2284521
Fuck me, my head is battered. Gonna have to be a teacher's assistant tomorrow, not looking forward to waking up early. Early bedtime for me.
c8c9ec No.2284522
>>2284519
The only thing you need to be on is Zyklon-B.
6a20a2 No.2284524
>>2284522
What if I took Estrogen like all the other fake girls?
6a20a2 No.2284527
>>2284525
Thank you, mommy.
f3062e No.2284528
Got myself a motherfucking pot noodle. Might eat more noodles later. Got Koka Tomato noodles, the best noodles.
be6739 No.2284529
Good mohning
I'm super sore
how are you guys today
c8c9ec No.2284530
>>2284527
Pose seductively with a bologna sandwich.
6a20a2 No.2284531
>>2284530
Nothing about any of the trans people that have ever posted here do I find "seductive" in the least.
08a945 No.2284532
>>2284531
Elma is pretty seductive.
be6739 No.2284533
>>2284530
Hey do you still have that picture about piglet and christopher larson?
I was thinking about it at work yesterday and laughing
0301cd No.2284534
>>2284516
Your feeling is pretty wrong
80937b No.2284535
>>2284529
not sore, although kind of exhausted
6a20a2 No.2284536
>>2284532
Eh. I really don't see them at all in a positive light.
Plus watching them beat their limp dick on TC kind of killed any 'seductive' anything about them to me.
be6739 No.2284537
>>2284535
oh what have you been getting up to ~?
6a20a2 No.2284538
You're kind of a cute tranny though, Loco.
80937b No.2284539
>>2284537
Looking for a new place mostly, having trouble sleeping.
be6739 No.2284540
>>2284539
oh gee no wonder you're exhausted.....
Make sure they wear protection... :furrowed:
80937b No.2284541
>>2284540
I'll just move in with you.
be6739 No.2284542
>>2284541
l-l-let me just clean up first a bit......
4a6eaf No.2284545
I regret that .gif too if it's any consolation lol
4a6eaf No.2284548
>>2284547
no that one was alright
6a20a2 No.2284549
At least we don't have to see Fish beat off on cam.
A true nightmare.
4a6eaf No.2284550
Who was that guy in the bathtub? That guy was a horror too
6a20a2 No.2284551
Maybe it's time I cam whore.
c249b5 No.2284552
Elma "the pickle tickle" Madeleine.
be6739 No.2284554
>>2284553
what are you doing in Portugal~?
c249b5 No.2284555
4a6eaf No.2284557
>>2284551
It's good for getting presents ^~^
>>2284552
Just use madeleine.
>>2284553
Hai Daddy~! *glomps*
c249b5 No.2284558
>>2284557
I prefer to call you pickle tickle tbh.
6a20a2 No.2284559
>>2284557
Daddy gubbament don't give me no gifts.
c249b5 No.2284560
>>2284559
You can always go full Ui and say you spoke to demons and do drugs for Jesus for maximum gubbermint bux.
4a6eaf No.2284561
>>2284558
Well ur dumb
>>2284559
Why would you camwhore the government? They just tax you, m8 ur doin it wron
c249b5 No.2284562
>>2284561
You don't need intelligence if you get a sugar momma.
68527e No.2284563
Damnit, is that why I got that 'Sex Offender' offense in the mail?
6a20a2 No.2284564
>>2284560
Ui is a special kind of retarded.
>>2284561
Makes me wonder if I still have that video on Pornhub.
4a6eaf No.2284565
>>2284562
Is smiles ur sugar momma?
what was the last thing you got?
>>2284564
uwu
story! deets!
c9f3ad No.2284566
>>2284554
being THE MAN
>>2284557
-counter glomp-
6a20a2 No.2284567
>>2284565
There is a video of me riding a dildo on Pornhub somewhere. It was like, 2 or 3 years ago I think.
c249b5 No.2284568
>>2284564
He's rock bottom in a barrel of undesirables.
>>2284565
No.
A broken heart.
4a6eaf No.2284569
>>2284566
B-B-B-BREAKER!!!
>>2284567
Did you receive compensation or was it for funsies?
>>2284568
Awwwe.
c249b5 No.2284570
>>2284567
I'm sure someone is already searching for it now.
>"twink rides dragon dildo"
4a6eaf No.2284571
6a20a2 No.2284572
>>2284568
I've had him filtered for like, over a year now I think?
>>2284569
Funsies. Had like 2K views when I looked after a few months. I don't know if I could even find it again though.
>>2284570
>Twink
>Dragon
Come on. You know that shit ain't right.
6a20a2 No.2284573
4a6eaf No.2284574
>>2284572
ooh nice, not bad. Best I did was 10k after a week or so.
What's an otter?
6a20a2 No.2284576
>>2284574
Basically just middle of the road kind of guy.
Hairy but not a bear.
Have a pic of me in desperate need of a trim and hair cut.
c9f3ad No.2284577
>>2284569
What is a twink?
4a6eaf No.2284578
>>2284576
Oh cool. I dig otters^^
I like your beard.
>>2284577
Y'know, cuteboys
6a20a2 No.2284579
>>2284578
3 months of not shaving.
I shaved it like 3 weeks ago though.
Anyhow I'm out.
6a20a2 No.2284580
>>2284575
o no u found my vid
c249b5 No.2284581
>>2284569
Truly a detestable existence.
c249b5 No.2284582
4a6eaf No.2284583
>>2284579
mmkay have a good one
>>2284581
sry :(
b65e98 No.2284584
>>2284580
KEK
just needed a timestamp
c249b5 No.2284585
>>2284583
My heart will never recover.
c249b5 No.2284587
>>2284586
Titanic is objectively an awful movie that bloats on and she's a cunt who let him die.
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>>2283456
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