No.866170
If a picture says a thousand words. A webm says a trillion.
No.866185
>>866182
That's all I got!
No.866243
No.866268
>>866226
Is this all a very well done elaborate fake? Or is this actually from like an old vhs recording someone made in 1998?
No.866272
>>866268
It is a legit recording, look a those sites.
No.866273
File: e00ccdfa7d6f992⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 85.24 KB, 927x1032, 309:344, e00ccdfa7d6f9920c5a5ab6451….jpg)
>>866271
I miss VPM8-jiisan.
No.866295
>>866276
But do androids dream of electric sheep?
No.866296
No.866328
>>866249
I love cute bakas.
No.866555
>Excel saga releases have picture based subs
>FFmpeg cannot render those
I cannot live up to my promise of delivering proper excel saga webms. I apologize.
No.866564
>>866555
Do you have the latest version of ffmpeg? According to this page, ffmpeg can work with picture subs.
https://trac.ffmpeg.org/wiki/HowToBurnSubtitlesIntoVideo
No.866616
>>866555
>>866564
ffmpeg is finicky as hell for me when it comes to subtitles. When I was using Windows I couldn't get them to work at all, even though the exact same commands worked fine on Linux.
No.866624
>>866616
That's a common issue and there is a simple fix: don't use shitty operating systems.
No.866627
No.866628
>>866564
>Check out streams
>Subtitle track is on 0:7
>Doesn't work with the filter_complex command
>Try some other track
>Get the japanese subs working fine
>Try myself up from there
>English subs does not show up
No.866859
High quality Japanese animation.
No.867463
No.867465
No.867897
No.867913
Can someone post Sign of the Hammer? I just realized I don't have it saved.
No.867925
>>867913
It was a beer-fueled night after an exhausting day, and it was made very shoddily because I felt the rough and lazy nature worked better for a Manowar song and I wanted to go ahead and post it already the same night instead of taking the time to work out the kinks because I had to work the following morning, but I'm glad you like it.
No.867954
>>867925
There's something about it that sticks with me.
No.868042
>>867954
It's magnificent.
No.868246
>>868226
>>868220
I want to like it, and I kinda do, but this guy's style weirds me out so much. The combination of using seemingly random art styles, image warping, and high frame-rate animations for puppet-string movements is visually disturbing.
No.868251
>>868246
>this guy
It's multiple homos.
No.868456
>>868369
>>868363
>>868226
I don't understand this at all, but I want more.
No.868475
>>868455
>VR headpat and bully simulator
It's glorious. I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.
No.868488
>>868475
>headpat
Looks more like he's jerking her by her hair. I'm not pleased by this one bit.
No.869155
I made this a while back.
No.869161
No.871543
>>869155
>No added percussion
>No added bass
>Song is literally unchanged except for half-assed filters and a change in tempo
>The absolute state of VaporWave
The video itself looks good, but for God's fucking sake at least choose a song that isn't the embodiment of everything that people justifiably trash vaporwave and futurefunk for.
No.871691
>>866196
I'm not American, but I find American bikinis really erotic.
No.872198
Does anyone have any shimoneta webms? I'm sure someone already made on of the Police Raid on porn once.
No.872201
>>872198
There should be a few good webmable moments in that show.
No.872631
Source of the animu part?
No.872759
>>868573
>zenigata fucks up again.webm
No.872774
>>872728
Really?! It was just Luna and Sunny? Now I know why it looked familiar.
Well, thanks for your help, anon.
No.872931
The scariest webm in existence.
No.872956
>>872728
My bully waifu is so cute.
No.872960
>>872931
That's why I use my handhelds only while in bed.
Behind locked doors.
No.873877
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>866650
This is the best ED ever.....
No.875172
>>875170
>thumbnail spoils the joke
No.875597
a while ago I saw a webm where a guy went on a monologue about how to people prefer a dictator to enact rapid change. Anybody got it?
No.875674
>>872718
I remember, one or two years ago, this video was posted too /tv/ and was criticized for being "juvenile" or "spiritually empty" (or something similar) by a poster who adhered too the aesthetic philosophy of Andrei Tarkovsky. But I really don't see it.
No.876352
>>876136
>>876135
Is this Leiji Matsumoto?
No.876536
>>876352
>>876136
>>876497
Goddamnit, I can't find the higher quality version of webm.related anymore.
Help pls?
No.877554
This always seems gets posted every once in a while but never the full resolution version for some reason.
No.877713
>>877554
Because Webm threads are 90% reposts, 4% shitposts, 1% hard work and 4% new content.
No.877741
>>877713
For shame, those who can't even spare the measly effort to download a file, punch in some keystrokes and wait for a bit. With all the good content in the nooks and crannies out there.
No.877781
>>877713
Captain Earth needed more belly button.
No.878166
>>877887
>korean runes
>cutting tiny parts of the voice, looping that and changing the pitch instead of slightly pitching full lines from the show
>using real instruments instead of sound effects from the show
This is bad.
>>877713
This isn't so bad, but where is the remaining 1%?
No.878661
>>878621
That part was weird as fuck
No.878667
>>878661
You could even say it was bizarre.
No.880698
>>866170
>assume a picture = 1,000 words
>Trillion words = 1,000,000,000,000 words
>webm is around 30 fps
>228 seconds
>228*30 = 6840 frames or "pictures"
>if 6840 frames = 6840 pictures; then 6840*1000 = 6,840,000 words
>6,840,000 words =/= 1,000,000,000,000 words
>webm would need to be 33,333,333.3... seconds long to be worth a trillion words
OP is a faggot.
No.880699
>>866177
>>866176
This needs an isekai.
No.880702
>>880671
>shitty metal AMV
No.880706
>>880698
>33,333,333 seconds
time for someone to figure out how to make a 385 days, 19 hours, 15 minutes and 33 seconds long webm.
No.880751
>>880698
Actually, it would be even less than 6,840,000 words, because of picture types.
Very interesting paper on video compression using SP and SI frames: https://web.stanford.edu/~bgirod/pdfs/SettonVCIP2005.pdf
No.881009
Stop what you're doing and post some loli abuse.
No.881010
>>881009
That's not abuse. That's harsh disciplining.
No.881243
>>880751
God I'd love to play that second one at work. Just stealthily plug it in, it's one song that plays frequently enough that it would sound familiar to everyone at first. And there's enough weebs there (to one degree or another) that it wouldn't get me the strangest looks.
No.881244
>>881136
Directed by Yoshiyuki Tomino.
No.881253
>>867080
Are girls in japan this retarded?
No.881258
>>878621
I still see this as bad animation.
No.883375
>>878163
>Uiharu getting bullied
OUT!
No.883781
Food and cuisine is one of the places where 2D still falls short of 3D.
>imagine living in a place so clean that you can wash your food in the gutter streams that flow by your house.
No.883849
>>883072
What is the song? I feel like I heard it before but I'm not sure.
No.884867
>>881009
Is this considered abuse?
No.884892
>>884881
Thanks. I must've heard it in an Otomad or something before.
No.886165
>>866564
I'll just point out that the easy framework for compiling mpv (also adds ffmpeg) on Linux happens to also fetch and compile libass (there's also stuff commented out for fribidi) because apparently some distros include shitty old versions. Being on Debian I also opted to do libopus, libvpx, libx264, and fdk-aac. Also means I can use -march=native to optimize it a bit more. With VP9's encode speed you want every edge you can get. For my reference, where do you get decent builds of ffmpeg for Windows?
>>867457
Trying to encode a better one of this, the audio is terrible. Is there a decent WebM of the Nichijou S1 ED by any chance?
No.886173
VP9 is black magic let me tell you.
No.886174
>>886173
Indeed it is. Good job.
No.886223
>>886165
>For my reference, where do you get decent builds of ffmpeg for Windows?
I just grab it from https://ffmpeg.zeranoe.com/builds/#
No.886234
I put myself to shame.
>when a few MB becomes this
BLACK. FUCKING. MAGIC.
>>886223
Cheers.
No.886237
>>886234
Indeed you can squeeze an impressive amount of video into 16mb. Even more so with 2D with the flat colors and static imagery.
No.886245
>>886237
And naturally, when you got the BD releases you can do stuff like squeeze whole shows in one webm at passable quality.
No.886269
>>886245
This is why 8ch needs AV1 support.
No.886275
>>886165
>Is there a decent WebM of the Nichijou S1 ED by any chance?
Pirate the ED from a tracker of your choice. They did release a CD version, right?
No.886336
>>886275
Already did it man. >>886234
>>886269
I'm only interested if it's a major improvement over what VP9 can produce. There's a reason why JPEG hasn't been displaced despite the standard being ancient in computer terms.
No.886359
>>886358
I want more pop team epic.
No.886364
>>886359
Watching it with /a/ as it premiered was a wild ride. The final episode is a goddamned masterpiece.
No.886389
>>886364
It was alright. Looking forward to S2 though, whenever that comes out.
No.886578
>>886567
>Onee-chan's Poom
No.886644
Video compression is proof that most H anime needs to step up its game. At least this switches to first-person on occasion though, that needs to be more common. Like that really sweet 100yenMoFA work with Suwako.
No.886659
>>866182
Rewatching Danna ga Nani makes me miss Yukarin even more then I previously did.
No.887972
Only new webbums allowed.
No.888262
>>888235
What Release the Spyce should have been.
No.888455
>>888420
つらいだけど
がんばって
私もがんばるから
No.888462
>>888420
I kept expecting Hellshake Yano to show up.
>>888455
💃
No.888474
>>888473
Looks like that should be in AMV Hell.
No.888544
>>888112
>posting Halogen
Gud taste.
No.888571
>>888548
If my idol came to my door, I'd dogeza and not move for a minute.
No.888717
>>888112
I don't know why but the face they pull makes me rock hard.
No.889208
>>888548
Santa María madre de Dios.
No.889224
>>889222
>My parents are loaded
>The dance
This has to be scripted.
No.889256
>>889224
My dear, sweet, new friend: It is real; It is all so real.
Strive for the 2D, but do not ever lose your way and become Davido-kun.
No.889548
>>869155
>1:52
>180p
>13.34mb
Boy you fucked up.
No.889554
Having trouble converting this video for some reason. In some scenes there's no voice at all, while others have very faint voices, which indicates that it might be related to what audio channels are being used. I tried fiddling with the settings using the guide and the ffmpeg documentation, but I can't seem to get it to work. Strange, since the base video works just fine.
No.889555
>>889548
>when you crank the bitrate all the way up in adobe premiere
No.889556
>>889555
I've made much higher resolution and longer videos just using Xmedia without doing anything fancy and going for speed. Like I'm not sure how you fuck up that bad. Hell even just use Webm for Retards and that'll do most of the hard shit for you.
No.889570
>>889554
What is your source video? A BDrip? And what is your code?
No.889581
>>889570
It's supposedly a BDrip that uses HEVC and AAC. It's a smaller filesize than other versions I's seen, so maybe I should just download another version and convert that instead.
Code as in the arguments for ffmpeg, right? I was lazily using Webm for Retards, but that normally doesn't cause any issues for audio. There are 3 audio channels (Front: L, C and R according to MPC), but whether or not I force stereo or switch from libvorbis to libopus makes no apparent difference in the output.
-c:v libvpx-vp9 -pix_fmt yuv420p -threads 4 -slices 8 -lag-in-frames 16 -auto-alt-ref 1 -c:a libopus -minrate:v 900k -b:v 900k -maxrate:v 900k -bufsize 540k -rc_init_occupancy 3600k -qcomp 0 -b:a 64k
No.889599
>>889581
Sounds like its a problem with the audio channels. I'd wager it defaults to using the rear channel which is why it sounds like someone talking in a hollow can. If that is the case then you need to use the -map command to manually select the streams you want. It's what I have to use if there are multiple languages.
No.889612
>>889599
The only stream that can be found has the muted voices. Everything else comes up empty. -map_channel on the other hand gives an error no matter what I put in. Might be better to download a different version of the original video after all. Thanks for the help though.
No.889629
>>889625
And for comparison.
No.891386
>>888112
Guess I have go do the deed now.
No.892254
>>889554
That's not a cooking kit though.
It's a German Essgeschirr (mess kit), containing a larg pot, a tray, and a lid-tray. The same type has been in use for a long time. The kidney shape allows soldiers to attach the kit anywhere along their waist or back without having any edges poke them.
They don't properly open the pot in the show. The tray inside is preventing them from looking into the pot below.
No.894224
>>889581
ffmpeg wizard here with some advice:
Increase lag-in-frames to 25 for better quality.
The number of slices is automatically selected by default, no need to specify it unless you want to lower it. If you're setting slices to more than your core count, you're actually decreasing quality aswell as encoding speed from ffmpeg fighting the cpu scheduler with itself and the codec splitting up the picture more than it should. Unless you're specifying less threads than you have, also leave the threads option at the default.
ffmpeg's automatic handling of audio is a mess for a multitude of reasons. Channel setups other than stereo are currently broken for libopus and will cause ffmpeg to error out entirely unless you tell it how to handle channels yourself. At least on 4.1 which is what I have installed.
You can keep the channels as they are if you want, just make sure you use libopus for audio, if not for because it's the best lossy audio codec in general right now, because it's the only one that has proper surround support. If you have worries about the decoding speed, audio decoding for every major lossy audio codec out there in software is so fast the decoding itself is not actually the bottleneck on any hardware that can simultaneously decode video. If we're talking some embedded device, then the differences start to appear, but otherwise computers, phones and so on won't see a change in decoding speed when switching between lossy audio codecs.
ffmpeg doesn't document how the -ac option picks how it outputs channels, but by your results I'm guessing it drops the unused audio channels instead of mixing them into the others. It means you'll have to tell ffmpeg to mix in the channels.
If your audio is FL FC FR (front left, right and center), then you'll have to output the center channel to both left and right at once. This can be easily done by the audio filter "pan" which is poorly documented so I'll spoonfeed you with what I know
The exact audio filter line for mixing your 3 channels into stereo is :
-af "pan=2c|FL=FL+FC|FR=FR+FC"
In the pan filter you separate options by the pipe sign ( | ).
This means that your audio has 2 channels (2c), and that the FL channel output by the filter (the FL to the left of the equal sign) is composed of the FL channel of the input + the FC channel of the input. After the pipe separation is the FR channel of the output, composed of the FR channel + the FC channel of the input.
This will make the FC channel of your 3 channel input play simultaneously left and right on your 2 channel input, effectively emulating center audio in a left/right setup. You can also use an asterisk (*) to multiply the volume of channels, but that's not necessary here.
No.894310
>>894263
that's really cool. I had no idea Katsuoboshi flakes were made like that. They're really good put on top of Takoyaki
No.897307
>>894224
Thanks, ffmpg bro.
No.898202
Bumping to preserve this thread.
No.898229
>>898202
Are they really trying to be sexy with those proportions?