No.786
Does anyone know some good life hacks to kill yourself? I've though about jumping off a tall building but it's too scary and I am afraid of heights.
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No.791
>>786
I doing it the slow way. You know a long life of trying a strive towards goals and dreams. you should try it. 100% effective
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No.801
>How top kill self
Yeah? grab a gun and go to some gangster niggers house and get em to sell you drugs and then shoot em once they take you to the place you cxan take them
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No.803
liquor and snow. just lay down in it while naked.
wont get any less scary than that.
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No.814
>>803
Wtf Ivan? I couldn't think of many ways that are MORE scary than that.
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No.851
drinking 25g Sodium Nitrite mixed in water
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No.892
>>786
what if you marry a real battleaxe?
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No.1067
Inject any clotting agent into your carotid. Brain has no nerves, won't feel a thing.
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No.1068
>>786
If I remember right a sturdy noose and a good few feet of a drop will rip your brain stem right out and kill you instantly, but if your pussying out your not ready to die yet.
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No.1081
>>1068
>your not ready to die yet
When will I be ready?
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No.1089
>>1081
I don't know anon, you're probably still holding on to something. When you're ready you won't care how you die.
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No.1158
>>892
I said you dirty dog!
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No.1183
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No.1193
>>786 OD on a CNS depressant. You'll feel really good and then pass out.
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No.1197
>>1193
but how do I score benzos during the corona virus era?
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No.1233
>>1197 tell ur doctor u cant sleep or buy research chemicals such as clonazolam
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No.1236
>>1183
Like a mouthful of pennies
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No.1237
>>1158
Did you ever hear tell of andy the Swedish german?
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No.1294
take tylenol to thin blood, drink vodka to get drunk and thin blood, soak in a hot bath of a half hour to thin blood, do jumping jacks to get blood moving through out body and slice wrist while in bath
Vertically of course
Optionally you could cut your jugulars to speed up the process.
Another way to do it is to buy a gun from a negro fellow and shoot yourself in the head or heart
But are you sure you want to killyourself when you could watch bonbi everyday?
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No.1296
>>786
for actual advice
https://lostallhope.com/
>>1294
in the heart will kill you but is also a terrible idea, turns a lot of people of from suicide and is very painful / disgusting. didn't somebody kill himself in 2018 on wsg when she went down?
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No.1435
>>786
Marry OJ, who is still looking for the real killers.
See ya later I'm going to go eat a bowl of plaque
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No.1438
Where can you get one of those pneumatic gun things like in No Country For Old Men? They probably cost less than a gun
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No.1453
>strap yourself with ANFO under clothes
>go on helicopter tour
>bail out over populated area
>ACTIVATE IT
>rain your gibs all over the cocksuckers
There then, nobody else likely to technically get hurt unlike doing a flip off something.
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No.1454
>>1438
Captive bolt pistol, they're quite commonly used in the slaughterhouse business.
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No.1464
>life hack to kill yourself
wouldn't that be a death hack?
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No.1467
Barbiturates. The govment uses pentobarbitol for lethal injections, its meant to be painless. 2 grams can kill, 20 grams nearly always does.
Fentanyl is another option. It's so easy to overdose, that's why there's an opioid crisis.
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No.1480
>>1464
No, it would be a life hack. You are hacking the life that you are currently living in. A death hack would be something that you do during the afterlife, if it even exists.
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No.1482
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No.1641
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No.1643
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No.1644
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No.1645
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No.1646
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No.1738
>>1641
>>1643
>>1645
>>1646
fuck yeah travis. girugamesh
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No.1773
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No.1780
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No.1810
Flag held high, our ranks are closing slowly,
The Q marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the red front's reaction
March with us, in spirit and our ranks.
The streets are free for our Pepe battalions,
The streets are free for our Patriots.
Millions' hope, lifting up the Sonnen-rad;
The day breaks for freedom and for bread.
For the last time the call will now be blowing;
For our struggle, we are all standing tall.
Soon every street our flags will now be flying;
Our suffrage, will-last only a short while.
Flag held high, our ranks are closing slowly,
Our Q marches with silent solid step.
Comrades shot by the red front's reaction
March with us, in spirit and our ranks.
tempo'd to Germany's 1930's anthem Horst Wessel Lied
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