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e903d7 No.60464

>be reincarnation of Plato, Krishna, Buddha, Jesus and Muhammad

>be conceived immaculately

>get enlightened

>nobody gives a shit

>muslims hate you, christians hate you, buddhists hate you and mock you

>the only 3 people who recognized you are 2 clairvoyants and a satanist

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db9738 No.60476

>overdose LSD

>be in another dimension when whole world is islam

>the gender roles are perfectly set between man and woman

>wake up

>alien doctor with a vaccine sparkling a bit of it in the air with a demonic face gesture

>spend whole night in tied, in belts

>the other guy keeps lunging whole night tryin to get out

>he's screaming I AM JESUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Im say nothing trying not to laugh

>7 in the morning he looks at me

>says

>Wait. If you are Jesus, I can not be Jesus!

>the doctor comes asks me

>do you know this man?

>i turn my eyes away trying to not bust laugh and say kind of…

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db9738 No.60477

and got once threw me 50 euro from heaven

not kidding

I swear

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db9738 No.60478

>>60477

Do you think he wouldn't do it to the Jesus?

Like c'mon Jesus, I won't give you it? you won't get it?

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db9738 No.60479

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db9738 No.60481

Search

Illuminati Black Eye Club

Illuminati Black Eye Club

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db9738 No.60482

Mahdi Prophecy Dajjal is one-eyed

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db9738 No.60483

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Pope Francis is incarnation of Satan

he and Bill Gate's got artificial brains

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83f376 No.60487

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They'll pay…

They'll all pay!

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a348b7 No.60501

I have met plato

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723509 No.60728

>>60464

They are just salty and jealous.

No big deal.

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723509 No.60729

>the only 3 people who recognized you are 2 clairvoyants and a satanist

It's not a surprise. Not everybody is genuine to the core.

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d84f9e No.60824

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>>60464

>muslims

>christians

>buddhists

How about vampires? How do they feel?

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cf310c No.62077

This world cannot be saved.

Most people are beyond hope of redemption.

Everything is going to be burned clean in holy fire.

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