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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: April 06, 2008, 02:23:02 AM »
The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"… these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.
"Could it be a portal?"
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"I don't think there's any doubt."
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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.
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"How 'bout a dramatic topic… trans-humanism… you know, when you just think of the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's that exciting but it really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.
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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.
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"Did you hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you one million dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.
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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."
Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."
George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.
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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.
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"Jim, humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve on disease, aging and involuntary death…"
July 19, 2007.
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"You know, Ray, everytime I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.
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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.
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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.
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"If you had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a little fly on the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"
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"Gosh!"
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I've been fascinated by this my entire life.
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Al-ja-reeza.
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"Things are never as they seem.
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I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.
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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)
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I don't believe in coincidences.
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There are no coincidences.
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Coincidences don't exist.
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Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?
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OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.
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I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?
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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.
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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"
Hal: "Yes, but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to put his citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreak destruction on the oil fields."
George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"
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"Yeah, March 3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time, because they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)
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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."
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That'll make you want to think.
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"Just let it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will ever know." (George talking to his board operator during a break when his mic was accidentally left open.)
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A story is worth a thousand words.
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Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?
George Noory: No.
Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.
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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of… in a very long time."
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