This is just speculation, but ever since Grapefruit told me that S. King is a pedoand we know he used to do coke, and do we think he used needles? Let's ask him, and then hassle him about Sherlock HolmesI've been revisiting some of my old assumptions.
Like, for example… "does she really think I can't tell the difference between a demon and an ancestor? What makes her such an expert? Oh, right–(CLASSIFIED). Adorable." This is straight out of my diary, people. I've got to keep myself occupied somehow for the next 12 or so days.
After that, time to get back on Facebook, and make my rounds. I can literally hardly wait. "Are you ready for Biden to commit suicide, or are you still ready for Hillary? Can it be both?" It is my hope to get all 36 of my Facebook accounts banned in less than 72 minutes. Wish me luck, and smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
p.s.: I bet you wondered if I'd notice. You're welcome.