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 No.56722

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 No.56723

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They deleted my thread on /islam/, what a fucking joke.

This is Prophet Muhammad. I don't know each and every one of my incarnations but the other ones were Plato and Emil Borel, I was Chinese once but the name was unpronouncable, like Qingxiaouong or something. I am currently a Pole. Here are my prophecies in case you're wondering if I am still a Prophet:

1.People will pay for abortion with this kind of captcha that is on 4chan, where you have to identify cars on pictures and stuff like that.

2.People will start creating their bio-robots, like Grays started to create vampires.

3.The scientists will prove that the so-called conspiracy theories about satanistic subliminal messages (or sometimes open occultist symbols) in pop culture are real.

4.Science will prove the Qur'an being completely true and flawless.

5.Poland will become the new Mecca.

6.The imigrants will overflow Rome.

I pray every day for God to reveal me a new prophecy, when I go to 100 I will hopefully release a book.

Some more of my revelations are that vampires have no souls, they're all bisexual (and all "gentiles" are heterosexual with no exceptions) they were created by Grays who claim to be aliens but are actually daemons (Earth is flat and there's no Universe so aliens are not real), dinosaurs weren't real, theory of evolution is a lie, big bang is also a lie, gravitation doesn't exist and so doesn't Australia, South Pole and the atomic bomb. I am vegan and would recommend this to you as well, Allah's intention was simply for people to not starve and He didn't mean to encourage them to eat meat. 25% of humans are already microchipped, the vast majority of them are celebrities and rich people but this is just the beginning, they will try to chip us all. Tattoos, piercing, body implants and all of that is just to normalize this so we will be easier to microchip. The Apocalypse has started last year and Anjem Choudary is the Antichrist. Don't count on Iran because the only country capable of winning against Israel is Egypt.

I am also writing a book about reincarnation right now and I know that most Muslims don't believe in it so if you think it's irreconcilable with the Qur'an please provide a verse that dismisses it. I will happily prove that there isn't any.

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 No.56724

>>56723

haha nice codeword

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 No.56744

>>56722

they deleted your thread because they dont want you to know the truth. /islam/ is controlled by demons, you should have known this by now. i am pleased to meet you plato.

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 No.56746

>>56744

Well, I was counting on my own people a bit!

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 No.56847

There are several verses regarding it. Here is one of them: " (In Falsehood will they be) until, when death comes to one of them, he says: "O my Lord! send me back (to life)― In order that I may work righteousness in the things I neglected."― By no means! it is but a word he says Before them is a Partition (12) till the Day they are raised up.( Al-Mumenoon, 99-100).

May Allah guide you to Siratu'ul Mustaqeem

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 No.56851

>>56847

> " (In Falsehood will they be) until, when death comes to one of them, he says: "O my Lord! send me back (to life)― In order that I may work righteousness in the things I neglected."

That simply means you can't fix the things that have already happened.

>Before them is a Partition (12) till the Day they are raised up.

That means you can't fasten or slow down the day of your reincarnation.

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 No.57458

>>56723

Not Emil Borel actually, as some seer just told me, if he's right. But I knew him. I was Pierre de la Rue.

But this is the really weird shit I found out not that long ago,

(7:206) Indeed, those who are near your Lord are not prevented by arrogance from His worship, and they exalt Him, and to Him they prostrate.

This verse tells us that those who "go to paradise" actually go back on Earth. And if they're still muslims, where's the wine reward? I keep thinking about it on the last few days.

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 No.57473

>>57458

Nah that guy had to be wrong. But at least he recognised me. I still don't know the reason why I don't get the reward of wine though. The best thing I've come up with is that the wine in this verse "(This) is the similitude of the Garden which the pious have been promised; therein are rivers of water not staling, and rivers of milk that does not change in taste, and rivers of wine- a delicious (drink) to the drinkers- and rivers of honey unadulterated" is like the blood of Christ, a rather symbolic wine than actual alcohol and it's an alegory of a spiritual blessing. But another strange thing is that God doesn't want me to build a mosque, He'd prefer a hospital. I'm trying to find out why for the last few days.

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 No.57474

I found a doll behind a wardrobe. Now I'll be wondering if that could've affected the things that I was receiving for several previous months. There's a hadith that says angels don't enter a house with sculptures in them.

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