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 No.55176

Amid all the esoteric stuff, how about a good old Bigfoot thread? Other cryptids (like Nessie) also welcome.

So, assuming our furry friend isn't the perpetual hide-and-seek world champion, how exactly does he still manage to elude capture and/or being properly recorded on something that isn't a glorified potato? I think the number of people who insist he's an ordinary flesh-and-blood animal (or hominid, at any rate) has been getting pretty thin over the years, while slightly more extragavant theories list him as anything from being:

>An Alien (t. Chewbacca)

>A time traveler/ interdimensional visitor

>A ghost (of an actual, extinct hominid species)

>Some kind of fae or other natural spirit

>A wendigo-style shapershifter

>A sentient mass hallucination brought to pseudo-life by having enough people believe in it

>A type of hallunication produced by our brain, based on a species-wide genetic memory of larger ape species that caused trouble for our ancestors (cf. the "Wild Man" which is found in cultures all around the globe.

What is your take? Does Bigfoot exist in one form or another, or is it really just dramatized sightings of bears and the like?

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 No.55178

>>55176

Yes another bigfoot thread, here I have the most legit bigfoot video out there, you can see the cracking wood scene.

At the very beginning I was skeptical but now ……, I am afraid of going into the woods .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb9YcIlkl_c

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 No.55182

>>55176

>What is your take?

I think its a cult, some kind of US deep state fraternity ritual that requires members to take up the role of beast for some time.

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 No.56230

>>55176

I'd say the interdimensional traveller explanation is probably the most likely scenario.Obviously not in a way where he suits up an gets into his space portal machine or something like that though.

But anyway to me the interesting thing with sasquatch is the dichotomy in the reports. Half the time its just an weird animal creature running around in the woods and the other half of the time its making the entire woods go silent and then turning invisible before making your camera battery go temporarily dead.

Has anyone ever postulated some theories explaining this? Is it two different creatures? Do young sasquatch mature into the woo woo kind? I've heard about them being empty vessels for the damned wandering souls of the nephelim but probably a bit much. But who knows.

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 No.56236

>>55176

How is this relevant? I don’t ‘mind’ it as a topic of discussion but what is this speculation going to add to our knowledge base at the end of the day?

Is there going to be a ‘big reveal’ at the end of the thread or something?

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 No.56237

>>56236

Its fun.

Honestly if you expect people to come to major breakthroughs on an imageboard you're going to be disappointed.

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 No.56243

>>56236

Excuse me. We should immediately get back to the "Hey I'm a vampire time traveller, how do I summon a succubus with chaos magick" threads, which are significantly more productive.

>>56230

The dichotomy you mention is interesting. The batteries getting busted would hint at either an understanding of modern technology or an inherent ability to mess with electronics or magnetic fields.

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 No.56246

>>56243

I'm not so sure its an ability to alter magnetic fields as it is a possibility that sasquatch might simply prefer to live in areas with stronger magnetic activity.

It could be either I'm not really sure. But in either case this is why I'm convinced we aren't going to get any footage of a sasquatch that is better than the patterson-gimlin footage unless someone else decides to haul a film camera out into the woods.

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 No.56248

>>56243

Maybe, due to the pragmatic side of my persona, I am failing to see any difference between softsquash and DIY sucking off vampires. Fair enough, softsquash thread it is…I am here, I might as well participate in some manner.

>alien genetically engineered softsquash are the retriever (hunting dogs) of aliens; human fetchers for their alien masters

I will never forget the account of the woman who was grabbed by one that literally materialized out of nothing who said that a humanoid voice spoke in pure English out of the air, right before she was grabbed, “Bring us that one.” And then the softsquash materialized and proceeded to drag her off the trail into the wilderness before she passed out. She woke up lost, naked alone and miles from the place she had been hiking.

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 No.56249

>>56248

Got a source for that encounter? I'd like to read it.

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 No.56250

>>56249

Not anymore. I used to be subbed to this guy who did research into disappearances at national parks all over the world…not just any old national parks but parks with large granite outcropping. There is something about the granite outcropping that makes the ‘nest’ more attractive to the ‘alien’ types…IDK if it is a magnetic field type of thing or what….but when you pin all the abductions onto a map you will see that they all occur around large granite or large stone outcropping. Anyway it was one of the people he interviewed and since YT killed my old account for being a White Supremacist I don’t remember the channel that it was on…I had something like 500 subs and I just got angry and didn’t keep up with it. Here is part of an old map image that I kept from my research into abductions (lots of times it was children).

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 No.56251

File: add6d654a353a42⋯.jpeg (2.14 MB, 1773x1214, 1773:1214, 224AA2FF_E562_4307_8E04_9….jpeg)

Forgot map; total bonehead

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 No.56252

>>56251

The ol' missing 411 map right? I remember that a lot, but not all, of those abductions line up with a lot of large cave systems in america. There are quite a lot of stories about sasquatch and other creatures living underground or coming out of the ground as well.

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 No.56253

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Oh hehe…these also happen to also be ‘cohencidentally’ located very close to very large, very exclusive hyper wealthy retreats as well. Like the one famous abductions that are all located within a short drive of the Biltmore etc…where things like these paintings also took place. That is the Biltmore pool in that painting. Hence, why I spoke of them as watchdogs, or human retrievers. If an orangutan is strong enough to lift 500 pounds what do you think these monstrosities could do to a human?

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 No.56254

I suppose where there are large granite outcroppings (which as you know harbor their own elmag signatures) there would be caves as well. It would be really interesting to see the geological features ALL OF THEM with a revised missing persons map…but I suspect that type of information would be ‘frowned upon’ compiling.

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 No.56255

>>56253

The alternate possibility being that rich people simply like to live near national parks and nature and have the money to afford it. Or alternatively the rich eccentric weirdos get wind of lots of abductions and paranormal activity and move in like with Bigelow and skinwalker ranch.

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 No.56256

>>56255

You don’t know many rich people, do you?

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 No.56257

>>56256

I know that there is a percentage of them that own getaways far from cites.

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 No.56260

>>56257

Ok, but they are not surrounded by national forests, which would just frighten them, they are surrounded by each other. They fear us, not each other.

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 No.56261

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>>56260

A good amount of the missing cases on your map line up with the national parks. Yosemite being the most concentrated. Either way my point is that I doubt rich people need a bigfoot to steal children for them when they can hire regular thugs to do that.

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 No.56263

>>56261

I don’t think you are understanding the system as it stands anon. If you went by that woman’s eyewitness testimony it would be a lot like the hunger games where they materialize something out of aether. This cannot be done with thugs. And thugs talk. Thugs may at some point, gazing down at their own grandchildren, grow a conscience. This is something that your lap dog will never have or feel. I am not saying that it is ‘likely’ I am simply drawing conjectures from the information that she gave in her description and correlating it with the data (no matter how loosely connected). The whole point of secrecy is plausible deniability and that there is no correlating evidence that can turn into actual evidence. This was speculation from the beginning and it remains speculation because the people who are committing these crimes are good at concealing themselves from the ‘cattle’. If we had evidence they would kill us, right? I mean would people actually continue to support a species of people who used softsquash to kidnap and torture children? (This is rhetorical; because they all SUSPECT it now and they continue to support EVIL; so they would probably be quit comfortable to see it continue).

Anyhow…I guess that is ‘it’ and all I have to really say about this topic. Thanks for the parks map. Good find.

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 No.56268

>>56263

Well like I said I would like to read that account because you only said that the lady heard an english voice say "Bring us that one". I don't see how that implies it would be some rich evil guy? Its certainly a possibility but I don't see how you could imply that its the only possibility simply based off of the fact that something spoke english.

>If we had evidence they would kill us, right?

I don't necessarily agree with this either as it implies that any and all evidence we have now is false and we are no closer to the truth now than we have ever been. I'm not sure whether you are including testimony as evidence though.

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