No.52142
Are there any Real organizations like the SCP foundation, or the MIB, that one could actually work for? I dont care about dying and I want to see some cool shit. Maybe a cult I could join that isnt larping? I'll sell my soul and sanity for 20 years of an interesting life.
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No.52146
>>52142
Probably, but it's one of those groups that not even the president knows about. Black budget stuff. They wouldn't recruit anyone who posts on this site anyway. I doubt you'd even pass the FBI's background check, let alone something that requires an even higher security clearance.
If you really don't care about dying, you could try breaking into the Smithsonian museum, or the Vatican archives, both of which are said to house a lot of interesting stuff that had to be hidden away from the world.
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No.52147
>>52146
Firefight with the swiss guard? Perhaps.
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No.52148
>>52142
I'm curious about the MIB. Why would they allow hollywood to make movies about them?
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No.52152
>>52148
If the stories about them are true, the MIB are not even human, so I don't think they care that much about Hollywood making movies about them, especially since the movies are only loosely based on the stories.
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No.52164
>>52148
Having movies made about you is actually advantageous because it forces the mind to assume it as a purely fictitious and fantastical concept. How many movies. How many are real…
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No.52165
>>52147
swiss guard are scary fuckers.
wouldnt last a second against them
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No.52166
>>52142
if you want to see SCP shit, just go into microbiology.
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No.52175
>>52164
Going on that theory that makes me wonder what is truly real and what isn't in general that is.
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No.52216
Probably not in that way we think of it now.
There are Thinktanks who work with different groups. But they dont have names, or signs. I guess thats pretty hard to except. And most annoying thing about it is that you cant find them over the internet
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No.52226
You already made this thread last month, fuck off and die
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No.52377
>>52142
MIB style orgs? Not that I know of. Cults like one would find in the ancient world? Yes. Work your way into real world far left or far right political communities. If you're cool someone will eventually contact you. I've technically been an initiate for a secret religious society for over a year but can't be arsed to go to rituals because I'm too busy being a NEET apparently. Should just get off my ass, they still have me in their contact list and check in occasionally.
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No.52385
Not op but this sunday I'll be visiting a community that has a Church of santo daime within it. They have a whole other bunch of spiritualistic programs, along with others like restoring the native flora surrounding their area.
Sounds cultish af but I might find my crew there. Will be taking ayahuasca with them on sunday too btw.
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No.52449
Why didn't you upload a pic for the thread? wtf?
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No.52452
>>52146
>I doubt you'd even pass the FBI's background check
You'd be surprised. FBI background checks - at least the ones they do for enlisting in the US military - are either outrageously lenient or outrageously incompetent.
I know I passed mine.
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No.52457
>>52142
I don't think they'll take some pleb off the streets. They have plenty of ex-intelligence agents and kids they MKULTRA'd from birth to be servants, so it's not like they're going to be advertising job openings on craigslist. They already have a stock of magicians too. You don't really need many psychics; in fact, you only need one really good one. I think you have to ask yourself "What do I have to offer?" And then ask "What do I even want?" If you want either adventure or occult escapades, you can get them, but both at once is difficult.
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No.52513
>>52146
Honestly any of them with power would just sacrifice or enslave you. Also hang around unhinged dangerous people enough whether you think your friends or equally dangerous and eventually you will line up in their cross-hairs. Thats even if you can withstand their toxicity of being energy vampires as in venomous to those around them helps ease the results of chaotic principles. Look at Stalin, NK for idea of what happens in those circles. You think Weinstein and Epstein got "exposed" for their crimes for a reason they were allowed to be "exposed" while Hillary Clinton gets off scot free even with history of heinous amounts of crime and proof of treason and espionage.
You would gain more power just killing these secret org members from helping create universal balance its the equivalent of how you feel after cleaning a messy room but, the universe would reward you with fulfillment and tangible goodness instead. There is a reason why Christianity was able to conquer the world even though they lost so many battles it lead to the notion of fighting tyranny.
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No.52580
>>52377
O9A is not a mystery, everyone knows about it by now.
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