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 No.51233

How do I live for eternity? Don't really care how tbh, just as long as it isn't some devil shit. Becoming transhumanist or whatever is acceptable but I need either proven or at the very least theoretical probables.

>why???

To become pic related and lead humanity into the future and to ensure the survival of man.

I can't do that if I don't have literally all the time in the world to work with.

Anything helps.

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 No.51237

You can use prayers and craft symbols and monuments to help your spirit live forever in the future, or you can use mental science to regenerate or body forever, or do both

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 No.51245

>>51240

Sigh.

He's unfortunately right. You'll also want to replace organs with young men's newer one's every 50-80 years too.

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 No.51369

If anyone found a way, they kept it quiet enough. I'd say you're relying on technology now rather than the occult.

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 No.51714

>>51245

Won't work because your brain tissue also degrades over time, and you can't replace your brain with someone else's because OBVIOUSLY. The only result would be you becoming a 20-year-old with horrible debilitating dementia.

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 No.51717

File: e31d4ff07c33f17⋯.webm (3.41 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 40k_imperial_march.webm)

>>51233

>To become pic

You did catch the corpse Emperor bit, right? Immortality came back to bite him.

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 No.51738

>be human

>want to live forever

>accomplish goal

>realize the world is boring

>go to hell

mfw

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 No.51830

>>51233

Try looking into alchemy, red and white tincture, supposedly some recipes for something close to it can be found even online (helps maintain age, will slightly rejuvenate, won't really offer immortality as it's not the finished thing) but most people won't even try to get at it as it requires quite some dedication, time and a smudge of actual chemical equipment.

There's also internal alchemy which has much less to do with that alchemy. Both require certain spiritual ability, but while in the former it's more like meditation and concentration when you make the thing over months, in the latter it's almost completely spiritual stuff.

Transhumanism, at least in the most popular edition, 'become digitalized/robot' is kinda shit in that there's no at all proof you'd be you when it comes.

Important thing though, anon, why the hell you think you'd be good for it? Why would you be given immortality if there's so many more people possibly more qualified than you? There's absolutely no reason for anyone to think here you'd acquire any power even if you'd become immortal or that the future you'd lead anyone to would be better than if someone else would do it.

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 No.51844

If the placebo effect can cure actual illnesses, it can probably stop or at least slow down aging.

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 No.51860

never EVER fap. the semen will constantly renew your body

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 No.52002

>>51717

he didn't choose to be immortal and he's only a corpse because of Horus betraying him.

The Emperor could die and regenerate at any time, but he can't since his body is what prevents a second wave of demons from raping humanity into another dark age.

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 No.52015

>>51860

If this were true, either boys would never age (they aren't wasting semen and can't) or they would wither and die into corpses overnight (because they have no semen to keep those oh-so-important anti-aging whatevers at bay). It also conveniently ignores how women exist at all.

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 No.52023

What about vampires? They are immortal.

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 No.52055

you can never become "immortal", you can extend your life significantly though, but at a great cost in your next life so I would not recommend it.

the magic that gives you further material life drains your spirit, hence why the vampires fear death so much

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 No.54440

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Don't have too much sex or too much masturbation, tend towards avoiding that stuff. Pray to God for immortality every day. Relax, also use biokinesis, which is simply focusing your pure will on rejuvenation, also study the yoga sutras.

Relax, meditate, keep an empty mind, empty the mind fill the belly, fill the belly is a metaphor refers to keeping your attention in your belly so that your energy isnt in your brain or heart, avoiding too much thinking.

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 No.54700

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 No.54701

>>54700

Cease shilling for this charlatan who sells you regurgitated Neikung.

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 No.54709

My grandpa had a trick he claimed would let him live forever, but he was real secretive about it for the longest time.

Last year I graduated highschool and was driving him to CVS to pick up some prescriptions when he finally let me in on how he did it. "It's simple." He says. "I'll explain in the parking lot."

Get there, he looks over to me, kind of leans on the dash facing me, he's got a proud look in his eyes and he winks. Then his mouth unhinges and his eyes flicker and suddenly he's a teen again, just like that.

"You'll need this!" He hands me his prescriptions and dashes away. Sure enough I'm typing this with old wrinkly piss hands cause I'm seventy three now but he really got me good. Hoo hoo.

I hope this helped. May Christ be with you.

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 No.54714

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>>51233

>wanting to live forever

Why? I'd be dead already if I didn't fear Hell or that it would fuck up my loved ones' lives for all time.

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 No.54715

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>>54440

>Pray to God for immortality every day.

Yeah, no. That's what we call a curse, not a blessing. God is very clear about immortality being on the other side of death. Love God, accept Jesus, and a shiny new body will be yours when you meet Them.

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 No.54717

>>54701

If you have a better way, then let's hear it. With links.

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 No.54718

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 No.54720

>>54718

So, wearing magnets on your fingers is more plausible than years of intense spiritual work? Satoga doesn't even promise physical immortality, just the slowing of the ageing process. You wouldn't want to stay stuck in this shell forever, so that's not the point. Thanks for sharing anyway but, between the two, mine sounds more plausible.

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 No.54731

>>54720

posting paywall-gated content is a dick move, and deep down you know it.

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 No.54748

>>54731

he has free shit on youtube that takes months (or years) to complete, so suck my cock maybe ;)

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 No.54750

You live forever by realizing you don't have to do anything to achieve that.

You are already an eternal consciousness, journeying through infinite lifetimes and realities. You will never cease to be. Your current body will one day cease to be, along with it's personality, as has happened infinity times previously, but you keep on trucking along forever. It's pretty cool.

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 No.54800

You need three things. Young mitochondria, young genes, and… cellular dreck cleansing. The first is a known problem the research of which I know nothing about. The second medical researchers are starting to really work on; it’s closely related to cancer research, so pray for a general cancer cure. The third… is most related to curing dementia, in terms of linking it directly to ongoing research, but it’s also related to every serious kind of tissue rejuvenation and grafting, such as novel cosmetic surgeries, the ongoing refinement of transsexuality, and organ printing.

Cellular dreck cleansing is where some nations come in with magic soil. If the air and water are very clean, and the farmsoils are excellently supplied with nutrients, entire nations can extract years of health and sanity by having less dreck accumulate in their cells. It pays off, but it’s such a slow/subtle effect that it’s hard to sell people on it.

There’s one other thing. I’m not totally void of spirit, and I think there’s a spiritual factor that matters. You have to be committed to killing nobody and spreading immortality widely. You need to cultivate spiritual benevolence. Learn also to look past the primitive bounds of species to the deeper truth of protecting conditions for all sapience. If “the survival of man” requires destroying other forms of thought and being, your search for immortality will come up short in creativity, sanity, or safety, and you won’t like what your energy summons from the warp.

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 No.54811

>>54750

That's misinformation

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 No.54818

>>51714

Dementia has been imperically proven to be caused by chemical toxicity in the brain caused by contaminants in our civilization's food supply and industrial sources.

If you do what the elite do and fuck off innawoods in a big ass mansion with your own private farm your chances of getting dementia plummet to near 0. How the fuck do you think Antediluvians like George Soros manage to avoid it?

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