No.50761
There have been multiple posts on the chans and Twitter recently from LHC "insiders" claiming that there was some sort of security incident there last week that was very strongly covered up and several science journalists have refused to comment. Just some larpers and coincidence or did something happen?
Terrorists maybe? Bad experiments?
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No.50773
Most likely something happened. If everything was fine they would just say everything's fine instead of refusing to comment. If they lied they could get sued. And the fact it was covered up suggests potential bad PR. Someone got into an area they're not supposed to be? That means potential bad actors could get past security. Bad experiments? Scientist and engineer mistakes are the difference between "safe" experiments with antimatter and compressed neutrons and the very unsafe vaporized remains of the LHC mushrooming over what used to be Switzerland.
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No.50781
>>50761
>Just some larpers and coincidence or did something happen?
we will never know until something happens, and befor this is going to drive you nuts, just let it remain as larp.
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No.50783
>>50761
Pics of those tweets? The LHC is run by a feminist woman now, so I wouldn't be surprised if this was true, but I still smell a troll at work here. If someone actually had some kind of evidence of something going on at the LHC, he'd probably go straight to CNN with it, not tweet about it.
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No.50787
>>50783
CNN wouldn't cover it.
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No.50790
>>50787
If not CNN, then Russia Today or Infowars.
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No.50793
I personally think the LHC has been blown out of proportion everywhere. It's easy to make up stories and conspiracies about the place, especially with people connecting it to Mandela Effect and Ancient Aliens. It's a huge science laboratory exploring new areas in physics, opening people's imagination to science fiction scenarios.
This isn't to say that weird /x/ shit doesn't occur there either since I've never been there, but I just don't believe all the hype surrounding the place. It's probably far more boring than people make it out to be.
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No.50794
>>50793
>I personally think the LHC has been blown out of proportion everywhere. It's easy to make up stories and conspiracies about the place
CERN themselves have made numerous references to the spiritual/occult including nighttime rituals.
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No.50795
>>50794
It's called "Hindu", and every single reference to the religion at CERN is legit, except the nighttime rituals. That was some random scientists poking fun at the Shiva statue India sent them by staging a mock sacrifice and later getting fired for the offensive joke.
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No.50798
>>50794
That's what I was talking about. David Wilcock was on Ancient Aliens connecting Shiva to CERN. If you want to see something weird from Switzerland, watch the video from when an underpass was created for a road to travel through a mountain. There was this strange ceremony show that done in celebration for it that people believe was some kind of black magic ritual.
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No.50806
>>50798
What you're referring to was the Gotthard Base Tunnel, a train pass which took ~20 years to build and saw around 10 deaths.
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No.50824
Here's a red pill about CERN and the LHC.
It helps the globalist agenda to have everyone scared of some big bad machine. People who otherwise question everything else about the world are particularly susceptible to this fear propaganda. To them, anything mysterious in the world is obviously the fault of the LHC. There can't possibly be any other explanation. The globalists prefer this because as long as these otherwise smart people are focused on the machine, then they aren't looking elsewhere for answers. Especially spiritual answers.
The truth is that there are particle accelerators and quantum laboratories all over the world. There's even a David Icke accelerator in Japan. Why aren't these places ever mentioned in any of the conspiracies? If stuff like the Mandela Effect is indeed being caused by experiments involving quantum physics, then how do we know it's CERN doing it and not one of these other laboratories?
What, then, is CERN actually up to? Anon, go research how much uranium is "required" to run the LHC. Hint: A lot. CERN and the LHC is merely cover for acquiring large amounts of uranium, and nobody questions it because it's all "for science." You wouldn't question "science," would you?
And now you know why they have Shiva the Destroyer statues over there at the LHC. It's not because of some sci-fi machine that can allegedly do everything from causing black holes to changing the name of a popular children's book series. Nope, it's because all of that uranium is probably being used for far more conventional and realistic nuclear weapons. Funny how the Youtube videos never mention that.
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No.50825
>>50824
>David Icke accelerator
Pic related is what got word filtered out. Fuck word filtering censorship.
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No.50837
>>50825
That's not the only wordfilter.
Honeypot: Chat program/game launcher/store, spammers would constantly post invite codes for their servers sometimes with no context whatsoever as to what you're joining. If you clicked these mystery invites and have linked accounts visible the owner now has your dox.
Vampires: Semitic people. /pol/ trolls would call them vampires because blood ritual conspiracy theories.
Invidious links: Youtube links, not sure whether or not this was even a filter at all but at one point people were only posting invidious mirror links for youtube. Obviously not currently filtered, since Nightfuel spammed links on here the other day.
There may be more, but I haven't seen them yet.
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No.50853
>>50825
David Icke
David Icke
D a v i d I c k e
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No.50880
>>50825
so, what is the problem with this word? Why is it filterd?
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No.50890
>>50880
Memes, same as the vampire and honeypot wordfilters. (Though honeypot may be more serious since it changes server spammers' links to point to honeypot.gg instead)
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No.50893
INB4 they create the zone and stalkers flood in from every nation.
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No.50905
>>50824
No uranium is used in LHC or ANY other type of accelerator. Not ion source. Not cavities. Not klystrons. Not magnets. How the hell did you come up with that?
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No.50906
>>50824
LHC is different from your common particle accelerator due to the amount of power it uses. It allows a much greater collision and a much more captured experiment.
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No.50907
>>50906
All of CERN uses 200MW max and 68.5MW average. A ship diesel could provide that.
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No.50908
>>50907
Bad English. Not my first language, I wanted to say energy rather than power. I mean that LHC provides 13TeV collisions.
The LHC is currently shutdown for its LS2 period so any problem could have been a safety issue during maintenance
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No.50914
>>50908
14 TeV collisions are two 7 TeV proton beams accelerated in opposite directions. It takes 8 hours for each beam to reach that energy. Total beam energy is an impressive 362MJ, enough to use as an orbital defense weapon.
And still no uranium. In a circular accelerator you get higher energies by using stronger bending magnets and wider radius. Nothing special about that.
They could use uranium ions in lieu of protons. But lead ions is the heaviest they use.
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No.50915
>>50761
Holy fuck guys, you know when you search a YouTube video's URL on the YouTube homepage, it will bring you right to it. Not with CERN conspiracy videos. When searching this URL it brings up a bunch of Jesus shit and the actual video at the bottom of the list. Coincidence? Sorry for mobil
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No.50916
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No.50927
>>50915
I tested it on Google and got the actual video as the first result. Youtube's "engagement" algorithm is horrible, no matter what you look up it tries to funnel you to inflammatory videos of something you're opposed to, along with other people who are most likely to fight in the comments. Fedoras looking up conspiracy theories, moderate Christians watching a church video, and wingnuts looking up anything all get the same doomsday videos in search results and recommendations. Videos of church services will get recommended to atheists sick of seeing that content to the point some churches have to disable likes and comments on their videos entirely. Political videos are even worse, instantly drawing negative attention because of how the algorithm pushes opposing viewpoints. And there's also the whole "pedo wormhole" debacle caused by their algorithm going a step too far, forcing Google to disable comments on videos of young girls and manually stop said videos being pushed to adults.
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No.50931
>>50927
You said it alright. Somehow, apart from automatic closed-captioning (which I maintain was a gigantic waste of money that took way too long to get good), every feature on Youtube has somehow gotten worse since 2010. Particularly in the last 4 - 5 years.
Star ratings, which would tell you exactly how good a video was and would display before you clicked on some crap that only wasted your time was replaced with the newspeak like/dislike dichotomy. Comments used to be able to get flagged for spam and thumbed down if they were shit, then they took away that functionality. Profile pages were almost entirely customizable, then they standardized Cosmic Panda so every page looked the same. You could make video responses so more people could be exposed to your work, though it was unfortunately abused, mostly by kids who had no idea what they were doing, and so they took it away. They forced the "gaming portal" on anyone who made videos of themselves playing games. And of course, copyright restrictions only got worse as the algorithms started to recognize more and more obscure content.
And you're totally right about the recommendation algorithms. There is no way they don't force certain videos down your throat. Hell I remember in the first week the system had a massive failure, and some Turkish soap opera or other show by the name of Öyle was recommended to every single person in the world. It got ~50 million views before Google realized what was up and pulled the plug. And back in 2012 or whenever they introduced it, 50 million was a hell of a lot. This was just before Gangnam Style broke a billion, to give you some perspective. So the most-viewed video on Youtube had idk, 7 - 800 million views at the time.
And it's because of social media and the politicization of society as a whole which led from my politics being non-existent prior to 2011, to neutral in 2012 (gays got the right to marry? big fucking deal, now stop telling me about them), to what would gradually be considered alt/far right over the next 5 years simply via observation and opting to take the path of what was supposed to be least resistance, but as I learned more about our world and the way things work I grew only more disgusted.
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No.50932
>>50931
It has grown near-impossible to speak ill of another race in general, and if you do some apologetic self-flagellator will tell you it's either reparations for past sins my ancestors may not have even committed, or that we continue to do atrocities in the same way they do unto us.
You are taught to accept that it's ok for bosses to monitor what you do in your personal time, and that you can be fired for something entirely unrelated to your job, that happened off-hours.
You are also taught to accept that as the fairer sex, women are expected to naturally receive a better deal in divorce proceedings, even when we're told they aren't.
I learned that my monarch slaughtered thousands of Mohican children in the 1960s with Pope Paul VI and got away with it, killing a witness due to testify in 2014.
In late 2016 I bore witness to the entire Pizza production done to pull the wool over everyone else's eyes; cameras get dug up, actor gets paid to shoot aimlessly, all research gets discredited. Bastards.
When I heard about Savejames.org last year, I was officially pushed over my boiling point. In no society could that be fair. I am not a religious man, never have been, but if there were a God, he'd smite our world with such fury we'd cease to exist.
And you try to point these things out to people, but they are so hopelessly hooked into the media mind machine, that they cannot accept a reality different from what has been set out for them by the mass-media conglomerates. They dehumanize you if you reveal too much, yet they cry outrage if you choose to dehumanize them in return. Every day that goes by I silently hope the conspiratards were right all along, and that a global satanic government is just around the corner. Oh, to watch as the sheep are led to the slaughter, heads chopped by the thousands, if not millions, and all they had to do to stop it was listen. I don't even care if I end up part of the death toll, I'll laugh as my head is wrapped inside the guillotine and spend my last few seconds alive gleefully rolling inside the basket which has been set aside for me.
Back to Youtube; a year ago I remember being recommended a video by some guy called "Hbomberguy", and the name rang a bell, as my IRL friend had mentioned him in the past, a long fucking time ago though. Turned out it was some kid (at the time he would've been 17 and my friend 12) who sent the latter endless cuss-filled abuse for thinking he was over-reacting when some let's player by the name of 666theheartless666 referred to an alien as a "nigger". Years later and he becomes a big fucking deal, though to be fair said friend is also a major deal in the Sonic community, a fellow autist who goes by the name of Clownacy. It feels weird and an honor at the same time to have pissed on this pipsqueak back when he was a literal nobody. But regardless, there is no reason as to why this cunt should have appeared in my recommended. I'd even blocked him in 2011 when I originally joined the website. I postulate it was recommended due to my consumption of content from channels on the opposite side of the political spectrum, and that includes JonTron. In the past I'd also been recommended videos by that cunt's cabal such as Shaun & Jen, as well as Innuendo Studios' big pussylicking homage to Anita and Zoe.
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No.50940
>>50931
Sounds like they're trying to encourage clickbait ad revenue. Google profits from your ads more than you do, so I wouldn't be surprised. It's not hard to make a deceptive title and thumbnail and when you're first starting out you can easily counter the dislikes with bots keeping your like/dislike ratio just over 50% so people see a positive score. When you get enough views and subs (bot for the subs) you can then set up monetization. Most clickbait youtubers will use non-skippable ads, use both preroll multi-ads and midroll ad breaks, and stuff the video timeline with so many manually placed breaks that the bar is more yellow than gray. You can play Youtube like a shovelware tycoon game if you know what you're doing.
Clickbait not your thing? Well you can also stuff political keywords in the description and remove them after posting in order to game the algorithm. Someone calling you out for being the cancer plaguing Youtube? File bogus copyright claims against them. Someone doing better than you? Continuously drag them into politics with an army of sockpuppets until they get burned out and go straight to the media every time they let their frustration slip.
>>50932
Congratulations on inspiring yet another wordfilter. Now you can't talk about ayy lmaos without sounding like an edgy /pol/ack.
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No.50956
>>50940
Of course though, remember that if you have enough influence, you can bend the rules to your advantage. Sernandoe is probably the prime example of one of those Youtube Gamers in the purest sense. His account was deleted for deceiving content, as it should have been. Almost all of his videos were clickbait to the highest level, from the thumbnail, title, all the way to the content. Not to mention they were packed to the gills with ads, and every single video was at least 10:01 long. He was about as annoying as an aggressive chihuahua and a crying baby in your neighbor's backyard, and as cancerous as pre-smoked cigarettes from Chernobyl. If anything he should have been banned a hell of a lot sooner. Then he bitched and whined long enough and his account got FULLY reinstated - as in everything that was deleted was restored. Him and his fans successfully pressured YT into making Sernandoe untouchable. And the world is worse off for it.
I do miss the pre-employment days of Youtube. When you could use the site as a small side-hustle to get you through each month if you wanted to, but that ended with Pewdiepie. When I considered doing a Let's Play in 2012, the number of people doing them were probably no higher than the 100s. There was a chance, a small one but a chance nonetheless that I could have become the next big thing as I had video editing skills, the necessary equipment to record bucketloads of video, the determination to play those games and the youth to waste away. By the end of 2013 there were thousands. It was no longer a viable Youtube path. And then instead of people making videos for the joy of creating content, it became a case of people making videos to earn money.
Also, for anyone who uses the site, can anyone explain to me how even the most technologically-illiterate 8 year old can get a semi-professional looking logo at the start of their video? Doesn't matter who you watch, every single Youtuber has a 3D, highly detailed and animated logo with tons of special effects. Is there someone they all commission that I've never heard of before?
>>50941
>Congratulations on inspiring yet another wordfilter
I don't understand?
None of that was wordfiltered - the guy really did call an alien that word in an obviously joking manner. And the teenage Hbomberguy took exception to it, flipped out and would attack anyone who told him he was over-reacting.
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No.50958
>>50956
With all the filters on this board (honeypot, vampire, david icke) it looked like the guy in the other thread was falling victim to yet another one, didn't know it was just a joke.
>Of course though, remember that if you have enough influence, you can bend the rules to your advantage. Sernandoe is probably the prime example of one of those Youtube Gamers in the purest sense. His account was deleted for deceiving content, as it should have been. Almost all of his videos were clickbait to the highest level, from the thumbnail, title, all the way to the content. Not to mention they were packed to the gills with ads, and every single video was at least 10:01 long. He was about as annoying as an aggressive chihuahua and a crying baby in your neighbor's backyard, and as cancerous as pre-smoked cigarettes from Chernobyl. If anything he should have been banned a hell of a lot sooner. Then he bitched and whined long enough and his account got FULLY reinstated - as in everything that was deleted was restored. Him and his fans successfully pressured YT into making Sernandoe untouchable. And the world is worse off for it.
The guy who Rockstar demanded he hand over his fake GTA6 prop box in an attempt to put an end to that hoax, only for him to turn around and make a video titled "Rockstar wants their GTA6 back"? Yeah, he's a prime example of everything wrong with Youtube.
>Also, for anyone who uses the site, can anyone explain to me how even the most technologically-illiterate 8 year old can get a semi-professional looking logo at the start of their video? Doesn't matter who you watch, every single Youtuber has a 3D, highly detailed and animated logo with tons of special effects. Is there someone they all commission that I've never heard of before?
There are a ton of free Youtube intro templates all over the place, most of them being annoying 30 second long dubstep or R&B intros I instinctively triple-tap right arrow to skip.
Another thing plaguing Youtube lately is sponsorship ads, typically for mobile games, recorded by the video creator and inserted in the video itself in response to ad blockers. At least you can still mouse over the video timeline to find the end of the built-in ad and skip it. Until Youtube inevitably removes timeline previews or allows channel owners to set unskippable sections of video.
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No.51219
>>50932
>I remember being recommended a video by some guy called "Hbomberguy", and the name rang a bell, as my IRL friend had mentioned him in the past, a long fucking time ago though. Turned out it was some kid (at the time he would've been 17 and my friend 12) who sent the latter endless cuss-filled abuse for thinking he was over-reacting when some let's player by the name of 666theheartless666 referred to an alien as a "nigger". Years later and he becomes a big fucking deal, though to be fair said friend is also a major deal in the Sonic community, a fellow autist who goes by the name of Clownacy.
Kiwi Farms has a good thread on him and his anime fetishes.
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No.51262
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No.51263
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No.51285
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No.52511
>>50773
>remains of the LHC mushrooming over what used to be Switzerland.
Jesus, the American education system has failed colossally. The LHC is not capable of vaporizing shit. It could probably produce a fireball roughly like a chemical plant explosion if things went phenomenally, almost impossibly tits-up. But no, it cannot create micro black holes (not just too weak to do it, actually orders of magnitude too weak), it can't create enough antimatter to cause an energy release on a scale you could even see with your eyes. The accelerator itself is phenomenally more powerful than any strange interactions the thing would create! That's actually one of the problems with this variety of experiment. It's difficult to sift out the phenomenon from the actual stream because they are comparatively very weak.
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No.52512
>>50794
There's nothing particularly unusual about this. People have been putting occult symbols on things for thousands of years in entirely secular contexts.
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No.52711
>>51285
David Icke I was thinking the same thing.
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No.52712
>>52711
God damn word filters man.
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No.52731
they'll eat it back. get fucked rusky
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