79b55e No.48262 [Last50 Posts]
I don't think I've heard about more than 10% of them. Just asking to give a quick summary if you already know what they are. I looked up some of them I was interested in like "rap.mp3" and nothing came up.
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0ceb31 No.48263
>>48262
I know some, others I'd never heard of. At least a few are probably made up. Just to give a quick summary of the ones I know about, it would take me hours… What are you most interested in? Anyway, I admire the autism that went into the making of that picture.
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ba1ba5 No.48266
>Please spoon feed me all these for no reason.
You sound like a kid so I'll tell you what, pay me bare minimum $200 and I'll take the time out of my day to explain what all 100+ of the conspiracies there are.
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ba1ba5 No.48267
>>48266
Oh upwards of $1000 if you want me to give links and proof that mine are the best explanations. No less.
That chart doesn't even have the most obscure one's.
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fad3c6 No.48269
>>48267
I dare you to name the most obscure most empirically sound one you know.
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79b55e No.48273
>>48263
What’s “rap.mp3”, “Simpsons is actually real radiation footage” and “found medieval footage”. Found something on the Simpsons one but did not get it at all.
Oh and do you know anything about TR3B? There’s stuff about it on line but it’s super fractured.
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79b55e No.48274
>>48263
I’m ashamed to say it but I’ve pretty much have never heard of any of the one past the Boomer tier. Like “1800s Internet”, it makes sense, and I know there was Instant Messaging and magnetic voice recording aka answering machines as early as the 1920s, but I can’t fond anything on an 1800s internet.
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79b55e No.48276
>>48263
What’s the “60 books of the Bible (binding numbers). There’s sites that talk about ‘there being 60 books but nothing on binding number or there being a conspiracy.
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208d26 No.48281
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/20340895/
gods last wish, there's actually an answer instead of Reddit talk. (god was dying and his last wish was us). sadly i didn't lived my whole life on the internet so i dont know half of these,but they sound interesting. its sad that i mostly found nothing.
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9096f2 No.48300
Just like the parody ones, the titles come from different intentions and most of them are joke ones, i will try to explain:
The original one, i think it was the deep web one, tried to hammer the titles as specific name sites, but while trying to parody it some people mixed declarations, direct references, obscure references, made-up joke phrases either referencing something or just plain gibberish and most importantly, ideas from certain points of views. That image has a mix from all of these, making it a hellish experience for someone copy-pasting many of those to find out more.
I'm nowhere near the level of knowledge and time many of you have, and i didn't even read the juvenile pastas and videos from back in the day but i can identify a lot of those in the image, the levels themselves are pointless as many entry-level things are main subjects from small references later on, and many subjects contradict each other deeper you go, proving the chart itself also mixes what someone thinks and the depth of messed-up you need to be to think something like that.
Example
Specific titles: 2030 U.N. Agenda, O'Hare airport incident, Flat Earth
Direct reference: Pulgasari (North Korea's film industry), Google owns 23andMe (Google's plans for omnipresence), US funds ISIS (Greater Israel plan), Bloop (1997 NOA Incident), many Flat Earth factoids.
Obscure reference: Dajoos (The Jew), "This man" (the ever-present sketch of that one dude), Mars is on Earth (i guess reference to the many released landscapes photos extremely similar to the ones here in specific areas), "Wake up down there".
Ideas: Benis is an inverted vagoo, evolved dolphins, all conspiracies true.
Inside jokes: Hibernian NWO, 4chan just bots, empty internet, molecules can be seen with naked eye, Love Rollercoaster scream.
Gibberish (or is it?): Bog, Chris Chan's a serial killer, Jesus' a U.S. president from the future, Tommy Wiseau is D.B. Cooper, Wrestling is fake.
Still there's plenty of intersting topics in the list, although maybe too flooded with obstructing info and many subjects also don't appear at all.
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977fb9 No.48306
>Evangelion Easter egg
What's the big deal with this one.
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79b55e No.48311
>>48300
Thanks anon, I'll name some that I know.
>Bin Laden died early 2000's.
While not familiar with this exact conspiracy theory I've none the less read and heard many people that believed the 2011 Bin Laden death as a hoax. Here are the reasons:
1.) Bin Laden was "buried at sea" meaning he was tied to a rock and dumped overboard from a boat in the middle of the ocean.
I can't remember the reason they gave at the time, something like "He was too heavy" or "They weren't able to bring him back to the states." It was a lame reason though, and made no sense considering how elaborate the raid on his home was.
2.) He had diabetes and or kidney problems. I remember hearing a report early on that he even needed dialysis. It's hard to believe someone with medical needs that big could escape through the most rugged mountains in the world from the most advanced military in the world.
3.) His home where they found him was within a few miles of the Pakistani Intelligence Headquarters. This was actually brought up a lot when Bin Laden was first murdered, then never really brought up again. Pakistan is supposed to be a US ally, you'd think their intelligence agency would know the most wanted man in the world was right next to them.
4.) Bin Laden was a CIA asset during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.
5.) The FBI helped Bin Laden's family leave the US.
>Kubrick was killed for Eyes Wide Shut
Apparently Kubrick throughout his entire career seemed to know a lot of insider or future knowledge. For instance it's rumored that NASA engineers recognized real life top secret technology in "2001: Space Odyssey" and "Eyes Wide Shut" was no exception. Depicting very similar real life Illuminati ceremonies.
>Area 51 waste burning
There was a book written about his. Long story short Area 51 produces a lot of exotic and highly toxic chemicals in their research. To maintain secrecy they burn all the chemicals on the base. It's said that they are able to do this because due to the bases ultra secrecy, the commanders that run the base are dictators unto themselves, and run the base like their own country, with the government not able to do anything to stop them.
The toxic fumes made former workers extremely sick and gave many of them debilitating chronic illnesses. These workers sued but were told by a judge that they had no standing because legally Area 51 did not exist. Bill Clinton himself was denied access to Area 51 when he asked to visit. He became angry because he was the commander and chief had should have authority over anything that the military does. Clinton fought it but I don't think he won, there was a book written about all this.
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ba1ba5 No.48313
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>48269
That I know or that's on the chart?
>>48306
An Australian Eva DVD contains a quick screen flash of some porn star in Collection 0:7, it's actually a very normalfag tier conspiracy, the whole thing can be answered by Leddit and YouTube but I'll just link this video explaining it.
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8d6f77 No.48316
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>48262
Pelzer, SC has to do with those MKUltra programming videos for kids, the Finder's Cult, and their local Freemasons/churches. I have a good reason to believe it's still ongoing, even thought this started all the way back in the pizzagate timeline and there was that weird "ARG" associated with it.
I have a good bit of research piled up from 2 months back, link embedded is a freebie.
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9096f2 No.48365
>>48311
To quickly extend the Kubrick topic for the uninitiated, he was very well known to be one of the greatest directors even in his contemporary era, but his opinions, ideas and rumours made him jobless for more than a decade, this situation was something surreal for such an artist especially taking into account he was jewish and friends with many producers.
Eyes Wide Shut was his most shining idea in terms of topic, also one of the most explicit ones as he was a master at semiotics/symbolism in his trade. Basically it was about a young family in high standings entering the world of a secret social club (aka cult) and this one was heavily based on the freemason rites and their after-parties featuring masks and swinging. Things get a bit shaky when it adds underage relations, incest, even more swinging and political connotations. Doesn't help that Kubrick used real locations related to this like former lodges and royalty palaces where this kind of things were heavily rumored to still happen.
This sounds like obvious career suicide and it was, Kubrick died suddenly in the middle of the editing process and half an hour of footage was lost in the final cut of the film, most actors were cast based on their outsider status (scientologists, isolated individuals, newcomers) to avoid suspicion and he made up a lot to justify/cheat using these places, basically inventing another script to fool inspectors.
The movie is still a very famous example of shady organizations and their depictions along with the consequences, and the popularity of the controversy was also because this was the late 90's when people still were surfing the mid-90's mania of the paranormal/obscure (X-Files, Unsolved Mysteries, UFO's, New Age, Cults)
In my opinion i find extremely obvious that the man was knocked out for the movie, but more due to trying to fool the owners of the places (Rothschild family) than for the idea itself. The most damning evidence comes from the the editing process, usually Kubrick used A LOT of takes due to his perfectionist behavior hence why he discarded most material because he basically used a small percentage of it, but usually his raw cuts (name given to a project with every needed production take/scene in place but without polishing/editing/trimming) didn't vary a lot to the final cut, yet in this one a quarter of the movie was lost in the posthumous process and the cut material has never been released or officially acknowledged other than the actors and some of the staff who saw it.
K did show the raw cut to them, which were a very small group, heard their opinions and wrote the steps to polish it, then 3 days later died. Up to this point almost no one knew the true intention of the film and speculation says someone in that group sold the guy out, later on the studio grabbed all the material and made an edit on their own. Years later the studio also released a director's cut but was later renamed uncut version, both are dubious because for one the director was dead long ago and two the uncut version still feature a long stretch of the movie gone.
Nowadays the movie receives very small amounts of media attention and it's mostly mouth-to-mouth fame regarding Nicole Kidman being naked (a triumph for men worldwide) and being Kubrick's last movie. Back in the day the fame was for the same reasons but also because many believe the couple (Tom Cruise and Kidman) divorced due to the project's tension and harassment via third party.
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977fb9 No.48374
>>48313
I know what it is but what's it doing that far down on the list. I wish most of these weren't jokes.
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9096f2 No.48376
>>48374
I've been reading and checking some of those that look like jokes and i'm impressed they actually exist at all, somehow also exposing that in my early days i didn't catch all the memes and jokes.
Still, they are quite obscure, try to mystify something silly or simply one-off items that got a lot of talk and suddenly disappeared, making it look mysterious when a year or 2 (in this case 10) later someone remembers it and tries to talk about it.
The Mickey D one is a laff but quite interesting because it did happen to me around that era. Kung Fu Guy is also one that went past by me, shocking because i like fighting-related stuff, now that one is jet fuel for places like /pol/ or even /k/ but it certainly has very little to do with /x/ other than a possible law enforcement cover-up for a filmed aggraviated assault/homicide.
The list is a big bait and it's indeed grating to scroll it and search for some of its topics, but it still is a nice reminder of things we might not know.
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c24faf No.48378
>>48311
bin laden most likely died in like 2004. possibly earlier. every single tape released past 2004 does not have video, it's only audio. after that they were just forging them. i have heard things about his voice being different on later tapes but i honestly don't care enough to sperg out about that right now
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05b63a No.48379
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f97e8d No.48383
>>48311
The sea burial was such a massive red flag that something fishy (no pun) was going on. Notice that happened right before elections occurred, the perfect time for Obama to make up a story for re-election.
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8d6f77 No.48393
>>48262
>Japan did 9/11
Japanese kamikaze attack?
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9096f2 No.48413
>>48393
Just a couple of days ago i saw a ladpost on /k/ that somewhat fits the bill.
It's a joke
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ddef58 No.48489
>>48262
>US and EU control the weather
this refers to geoengineering. i learned about it from WeatheWar101 on youtube, but it is still around after the purges so make of that what you will. it's a real interesting channel anyways.
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79b55e No.48505
>Micro Nukes
I assume they mean nukes as small as a pack of cigarettes or smaller since the US military's suitcase nukes are already well documented.
My father told me a funny story about the suitcase nukes when he was in the military. This was during the 70's.
He said that when he was in the army, they were constantly short of soldiers willing to be trained on the suitcase nukes. They went so far as offer more money, and once you completed training, little work was required of you.
He said despite all this soldiers rarely took them up on their offer because they thought it was a suicide bomb.
Officially, the Army said you would need to arm the bomb, and would have 30 minutes to flee. But every solider believed that when the bomb was ordered to be deployed, they'd just secretly arm it and have it set to detonate after a certain time regardless if you were away or not. No way would they take any chances of their suitcase bomb being defused by the enemy and technology stolen. That bomb was way more valuable than any soldier's life. The men that did do that job were all seen by their peers as dumb cattle awaiting slaughter.
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79b55e No.48506
>>48262
If someone can explain "Extreme Haunted House Attractions" "Private Nukes" and "OoO" that'd be tremendous.
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0ceb31 No.48509
>>48505
Interesting. I wouldn't have expected the average soldier to be capable of critical thought. What would have been the typical scenario where a suitcase nuke would have been used?
>>48506
1. Sounds like some sort of urban myth to me, probably about a haunted house that uses dangerous traps or actual dead people to scare its visitors.
2. "Private nukes" seems pretty self-explanatory…
3. ???
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d80a17 No.48514
>>48506
>Extreme Haunted House Attractions
I assume it is places like McKamey Manor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McKamey_Manor
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79b55e No.48650
>>48509
>My dad never said. On Wikipedia it says it would be used by special forces to go behind enemy lines and destroy enemy facilities that supported supply lines.
My father never mentioned having to be in the Special Forces to be a suitcase nuke bomber, so I think that's propaganda.
All he said was that they said the bombs would be detonated inside of cities. Under what circumstances I don't know and he most likely didn't either. He said they always stressed that the bombs would go off in the middle of cities because soldiers would balk at the idea of only having 30 minutes to get away from the suitcase nuke after they armed and planted it. Which they felt was not nearly enough time. Command would rebut them by saying since they would be in cities they could jump on a train or get in a car and be fast enough to get away to a safe distance.
I get the impression that the suitcase nukes were probably for cities on the NATO side.
He always said NATO was a "speed bump". That the military presumed that they would lose in the opening of WWIII. That my father stationed in Germany and his peers weren't really expected to so much fight as to just buy the US time to get the really fighting forces into theater like the 101st Airborne.
He had another funny story sort of related. In Germany everyone that lived on base had a "20 minute bag" next to the door. The idea was in the event of WWIII you could be out the door in 20 minutes.
This evacuation included, women, children and elderly people. He said the SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures) were a stack of books about 3 feet high.
He said he was the first person to successfully complete a drill under the 20 minute mark, everyone else had always gone way over.
He said it was because he believed that he was the only person to have ever read the entire SOP from beginning to end. Because the last page was written in a weird causally conversational way and said that the entire drill and evacuation plan was bullshit.
That they were only doing the drills to make the civilians and dependents feel better. The author stated that the following would happen when WWIII began.
1.) Every goddamn German in Germany would be trying to get out of Germany as well and the Autobauns would be completely jammed, making the whole exercise of getting on a bus fruitless.
2.) Command assumed NATO would lose in the beginning, and were afraid that the Soviets would use the Autobauns to quickly gain ground once NATO forces were defeated. So their plan was to use the Autobauns to send everyone to the front, run over anyone in the way, then blow every Autobaun overpass behind them which they had rigged with explosives, to deny the Soviets the Autobaun in the event of a NATO defeat.
3.) Every plane in the air would head somewhere else and whatever planes on the ground in Germany weren't going to let lowly peasants board.
He said the author flat out taunts the reader by saying that no one will read the entire SOP and so will never see this confession by him. The author added that to the reader that may one day read the last page, to just go back home and drink a beer and wait for your orders to the front and don't even bother with trying to help any civilians, because it most likely will be your last.
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79b55e No.48651
>>48650
*This should have been at the top of this post.
>What would have been the typical scenario where a suitcase nuke would have been used?
My dad never said. On Wikipedia…
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0fbb60 No.48849
>>48262
Majority of the things on that list are jokes or bait, but there are a few that are very much real. Most of the real ones you can search up and find with little effort, I'll try and explain a few.
>elven genocide
A /pol/ thing. "Elf" comes from some old indo-european language and it means "white" and whites have been supposedly systematically genocided for 200 years or more.
>Trudeau is Castro's son
Short answer: Yes. His likeness to Castro and his parent's marriage is a mystery. Long answer: Find it yourself.
>Original "Jeff"
It's a reference to the "Jeff the Killer" creepypasta and the spoopy image that's related to it, which was a mystery for a long time. Anons some years ago tried to locate the original and I remember (most likely here, on 8chan) they traced it to a Japanese makeup website.
>Timecube
Some old guy came up with theory about time having 4 sides. Here: http://timecube.2enp.com/
Avoid reddit videos about him and just take in the information yourself.
>Luna Park train fire demon
A really spoopy image shows up if you search for it. So spoopy I can't post it.
>The "Painful Cake" incident
Swedecuckery at it's finest.
There's so much shit here to go over. I would really appreciate if anons could collect all the information and archive it so it doesn't get Mandela'd out of existence.
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977fb9 No.48859
>>48849
I had more but seemed to have lost them.
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b13436 No.48870
>>48849
>There's so much shit here to go over. I would really appreciate if anons could collect all the information and archive it so it doesn't get Mandela'd out of existence.
The podcast Dead Rabbit Radio has covered several entries on the conspiracy iceberg, including Erratas, Eggless travel, GOLF Rumors, Mediaeval found footage, AI in a box, Memphis rap sigils, JFK shot himself, Bam Margera afterlife, The Betz Sphere, Palaeolithic deep state, God was raped, Nuclear bombs are fake, Mexican sugar dancing, Sabinche Tomatovic Tape, &c., &c.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLyaGaRmw_UMkL5MirE-mUQ
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5f2c12 No.48872
>>48849
>A really spoopy image shows up if you search for it. So spoopy I can't post it.
It's an image of a man wearing nothing but a horned scarecrow mask, a leopard-pattern loincloth and a white frilly armband on his left arm with his other arm around a little boy in a red coat. He's also holding something pink in his left hand. No wonder it can't be posted to 8chan.
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610e7c No.48878
>>48872
There's a wider version of this photo with a second child in the frame. Both would be dead less than 24 hours later. Nobody knows who the man in the mask was. Live cremation of children is apparently Moloch's specialty.
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2a6cff No.48887
>>48262
Alright let me show off a bit on some of the more obscure one's to show I know what I'm talking about.
>Simpsons Real Footage
The Simpsons was based on a real event that happened in an unknown state with a town called Springfield explicitly chosen because of it's name, the US government ran a major nuclear test causing the people's bladders to malfunction and their skin to turn yellow, no one aged as believe it or not they died within a year, only the first seasons of the Simpsons qualify for this, and the theory also states that the people mutated and thus the first episodes on the Tracey Ullman show were the last, this can be seen from Homer trying to get his family to hide in a bunker, but the bunker ultimately didn't save them as they were already exposed to radiation.
This whole theory comes from an old blog, the blog itself is now gone but was up until 2017 or so, I saw it but no one bothered archiving it, the only trace left is verbal legends of it, and a Spinpasta mocking the blog.
>Soviet Abiogenisis
Old soviet experiments managed to revive old life forms, think of it as how we want to revive Mammoths now.
>Sky Snag Theory
I might be getting this one wrong but it's so main stream it should be on level 5, pretty much the atmosphere has ripples that cause the optical illusion of UFO's.
https://vimeo.com/99163044
I'm uncertain if 8chan accepts Vimeo embeds but either way I already chose my images.
>Lansing Man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lansing_Man
Old skeleton initially dated to be older than any other human in America, at least 10,000 to 35 k years old. Later dated to only 3,000 bc, claims of a cover up exist.
>Micropenis worship
Ever wonder why Europeans especially during the worshiped small penises and associated them with intelligence?
A number of theories have been proposed but nothing conclusive yet.
>Chai Nat 747
Google it, some dude bought a 747, pretty bizarre case.
>Human intelligence comes from cannibalism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beginning_Was_the_End
>Paul Hellyer final announcement
ET disclosure pretty much.
>Moon split in two 1178
https://www.nationalgeographic.org/thisday/jun18/monks-may-witness-moon-split-two/
>Original doll
>Original Bugsy
>Original Jeff
Old 4chan images of unknown origin often all traced back to blogs.
Bugsy and the Doll are claimed to be one in the same, I can neither deny or confirm this.
>Medieval Found Footage
A. The claim modern photography or something similar using technology of the time existed before during medieval times.
B. The use of remote viewing in the glass camera experiments to record people back in time.
>Lost Satellaview
The Satellaview had multiple games, some claimed to be lost for good reason, you can only find The Zelda one as a recreated emulator and the Kirby one was barely found.
If you want the rest you're going to have to pay me, I ain't doing all this labor for free.
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37f21a No.48954
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f1436d No.48995
>>48887
Wow, the Simpson theory is actually kinda creepy.
About the 'micropenis worship', I think the mainstream explanation is that a small penis was a symbol for a man who didn't let his desires control him, and that seems reasonable enough to me. But I remember reading a theory that Europe was once home to hairy humanoids, that the satyrs found in Greek art actually existed, and they had the habit of kidnapping and raping human females; and they were represented with big penises, so having a big penis became something to be ashamed of, like being too hairy.
The guy who made the website went on to say that many people alive today are the descendants of those monsters and human females, and he even explained how they can be recognised: they have short arms, the space between their lips and their nose is big, and they have a different head shape. I wish I had saved it in my bookmarks, because I've been unable to find it again.
The medieval found footage thing is quite silly, but incredibly interesting for me. I've sometimes dreamed that someone had actually developed that kind of technology back then and we could find their photographs. I think what makes it fascinating is that it's not completely impossible. The idea of using remote viewing to create videos of the past is brilliant, I wonder if it's actually been attempted.
Thanks for your unpaid work, anon. <3
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977fb9 No.49000
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Not 100% accurate but good enough.
>US bovine poisoning in Iraq
America forced Iraqi farmers to destroy their organic seeds and use GMO to test how it works. Unsurprisingly their harvest was non-existent and many committed suicide.
>pro-war Buddhism
Not exactly an explanation but Buddhists are fighting Islamoniggers in their country because obvious reasons.
>dinosaurs in the wild west
Not surprising since dinosaur footprints can be found in fresh condition in some parts of the country. There's no way they survived for millions of years.
>10% of art in museums are fake
Not surprising.
>2030 UN Agenda
ZOG shit.
>Port Arthur
Some autistic guy managed to kill 50~ people with headshots only and Australia has no fucking guns because of it, very interesting facets.
>Eazy E was murdered
He broke off from his jewish manager, it'd be strange if nothing did happen.
>Vice City spiders
There are spiders in some windows of apartments in Vice City.
>Wreck of the Titan
Jews copied the plot from a book about a sinking ship to kill off the wealthiest men in the world who opposed the federal reserve. Few lifeboats, no distress flares, experienced captain sinks a ship and decides to die with it, author of the book mysteriously dies from poisoning, you get it.
>Iraqi stargates
Saddam Hussein was building a stargate from ancient Egyptian and Mesopotamian technology coupled with the power of PS2s, that's the real reason we invaded in Iraq.
>Michigan blue hell
Noclip jail cell that houses a native American demon
>anti-natalism
Hurr durr let's all just lay down and die so no one will suffer anymore.
>the day the Earth screamed
Apparently the Earth screamed during 9/11.
>Die Glocke aka
Nazi time-travel superweapon that turned blood to crystals and plant life into grease, was transported to America some time after the war.
>dog suicide bridges
The Overtoun House's bridge has dogs leap from it every time crossing, some guy threw his baby over it so maybe they hear a baby's cry and go to save it.
>wild west giant grasshoppers
Giant grasshoppers hunted to extinction in the wild west.
>Iraqi giant
Giants still exist somewhere in the cradle of civilization.
>Las Vegas, Sandy Hook, MKULTRA, FEMA, US funds ISIS, Elsagate, greater Israel, Google owns 23andMe, Ebola worship,
You should know these.
>Israeli weather wars
I don't know but I don't think it's normal for it to snow in the middle-east even occasionally.
>ICBM black budgets
F35 the same, give something an unlimited budget and funnel the money to other things not authorized by the gov/people.
>Fortean Marxism
Left-wing equivalent of nazi occultism.
>Everglades pyramids
Pyramids in the everglades, evidencing the world was much more advanced before something wiped us back to square one with pyramids found in Bosnia and the coast of Portugal as well
>oil is made from humans
Eh.
>Miley Cyrus' death
In 2010~ an LA news station said that the body of Miley Cyrus was found in west LA only to take the news down and apologize for it being fake, ever since then Miley became a whore.
>Trump is a time-traveler
4D chess leddit bullshit, Mike Pence is 90% of the Trump administration too or some shit and is married to himself.
>human intelligence comes from cannibalism
Makes sense, similar to how murder and meat turned apes from docile small-brained primitives who ate leaves all day into a species who fought each for territory and developing strategy to hold onto it.
>Chinese facial recognition boom
Chinks made a camera with gigapixel resolutions.
>Iraq for Baal
Iraq was sacrificed for Baal. The ancient dream of one world has distorted into totalitarian visions and the ancient gods of then turned into malicious deities.
>Zapruder film was faked
The footage didn't capture the whole assassination in the least.
>R2-45
Process for leaving the human body.
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977fb9 No.49001
>>49000
For Die Glocke I forgot the alternate name, it was (town name) Acorn.
>Trudeau is Castro's son
Look at his fucking face, and the relationship the Trudeaus had with Castro. The man who raised Trudeau is a cuck which is why he is a cuck in turn.
>Time is going faster
My theory is that time is no longer chronological but a carousal of events. Time is also linked to the brain's perception of time so if you could influence the brain through say chemicals or electromagnetism you can speed up "time" to make events happen before they happen. The brain is also delayed by a few millinanosecs so we were already technically living in the past before.
>Hibernian NWO
Irish people rule the earth, ever notice that Irish-Anglos are the biggest fucking jews that aren't actually jewish.
>K-129 lost nukes
Soviet sub sinks, US tries to find it, only finds pieces of it. Missing nukes are a common occurrence, there's even one in some swamp in the US.
>Satanic Saturn rings
http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2008/07/saturn-satan-and-666.html.
>Music industry run by AI
Makes sense since all these artists pushed by them sound the same now, and our current AI technology just repeats patterns based on what it sees.
>Chipotle food terrorism
Corporate sabotage.
>90% of books written by one author
I've noticed most books read the same.
>DUMBs
Deep underground military bases interconnected with deep underground highway tunnels, it's why you have spics in Alaska.
>California fires are energy weapons test
Interesting proposition.
>Silent City, Urkhammer, Doveland
All towns that got wiped off the map or don't exist on this plane, ke that guy stopped by Japanese customs in the 60s and came from a place called Tauran in what is Spain.
>1962 Pensacola incident
Sea monster killed people.
A lot of these aren't conspiracies or rabbit holes, some are simply the truth and obvious shit is outside of the first three levels. Starting with the Videodrome tier is when shit starts to get real.
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dd2ec3 No.49002
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6a678d No.49010
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2a6cff No.49011
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610e7c No.49013
Here's a few deciphered for you anon.
>Disappearing cars
Some cop chase that was on TV about 15 years ago, cop is practically on the bad guy's bumper, he turns rapidly left and gets out of the shot of the dash-mounted camera, then when the cop turns to face where he'd be he's met with a solid chain link fence with no sign of the car having torn through it.
>The 'Love rollercoaster' scream
Whilst recording the vocals for The Ohio Players' song of the same name, a model allegedly received horrific burns while lying on a piece of fiberglass and having honey dripped over her due to a chemical reaction between the two substances. This is depicted on the album cover. The screams (one around 10 seconds into the song, the other at 2:30) are supposedly real and left in the recording.
>Ko Hung's Flying Car
http://www.applet-magic.com/chinamannedflight.htm
Basically ancient China had helicopters made from wood and leather.
>Synomex fetus farming
Spelt wrong; it's Senomyx. They use an enzyme derived from a fetus in just about every mainstream soft drink and snack food. Apparently this is what causes addiction to them (remember being told that Pringles were designed to not be put down until you were finished?) and is a necessary evil to increase sales/consumption. We are told no living tissue is used, but at one point this evidently wasn't the case. The rumor goes the enzyme alone isn't synthesized, the whole damn fetus is.
>Tommy Wiseau = D.B. Cooper
Since the former's origins are shrouded in mystery and people have claimed for a long time he's far older than his claimed age, including Greg Sestero. His birthdate was given as 1968/1969 at the release of The Room, making him only 35 at the time, yet Sestero says his birthdate is closer to 1955, making him close to 50. We know he's from Europe originally, but which country we have zero idea.
>Youtube monkey torture
Actually really sad this one; it isn't hard to find. Playlists of monkeys being lightly rough-housed or improperly tortured by their owners, and comments filled with either sickos or LARPers claiming to abuse and murder them on a regular basis. Since you'll probably call bull here's a link to one who has documented the phenomenon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZSP0Dnn-kI
>Tokyo tunnels
Pillars are actually sideways tunnels.
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f1436d No.49014
>>49013
How do you know all this, oh wise anon?
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c2c833 No.49015
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>49013
>Disappearing cars
>Some cop chase that was on TV about 15 years ago, cop is practically on the bad guy's bumper, he turns rapidly left and gets out of the shot of the dash-mounted camera, then when the cop turns to face where he'd be he's met with a solid chain link fence with no sign of the car having torn through it.
Solving the Garden City ghost car mystery - Shields Gazette: http://archive.vn/Bc1pq
>Tokyo tunnels
>Pillars are actually sideways tunnels.
The Underground Wonder of Tokyo | JapanGasm: http://archive.vn/rSuvj
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8d6f77 No.49017
>>49000
>>Iraqi stargates
>Saddam Hussein was building a stargate from ancient Egyptian and Mesopotamian technology coupled with the power of PS2s, that's the real reason we invaded in Iraq.
it's possible
https://phys.org/news/2010-12-air-playstation-3s-supercomputer.html
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e45449 No.49018
>>48313
Wish I hadn't looked into that, tbh. Watched the documentary about that porn actress and it was super uncomfortable.
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f97e8d No.49019
>>49013
That is not the only disappearing car story.
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79b55e No.49071
>>49013
>They use an enzyme derived from a fetus in just about every mainstream soft drink and snack food. Apparently this is what causes addiction to them
WTF!!!!!
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79b55e No.49075
>XXXTentacion killed by demons.
More of a normie tier conspiracy none the less vigilant citizen does a good write up of the strange events surrounding his death. For those not in the know XXXTenatcion was on a meteoric rise in the Hip-Hop world. He was completely indie, having built his entire fan base via SoundCloud. He was expected by many to be the next Tupac, another luminary rapper killed under suspect circumstances.
https://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/the-troubled-life-and-symbolic-death-of-xxxtentacion/
Government Hides Subliminal Messages in Pledge of Allegiance
This one's not on the list but it's one of my favorite. I'm completely convinced that this old reel played at the end of broadcasts in the 1960's through the 1980's was an earnest attempt by the government to mind control the population. Another good write up on it from Vigilant Citizen.
https://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/broadcast-national-anthem-1960s-contain-subliminal-messages/
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f1436d No.49077
>>49075
I can't believe that site still exists. Is the comment section still full of dumb fundamentalist christians?
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977fb9 No.49103
>>49075
Xxxtentacion was killed by Drake and co. for posting a pic of him sucking dick.
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79b55e No.49126
>OKC Bomb Inside Job
I assume they mean the Oklahoma City Bombing in the 90's. It was first reported by eye witnesses that there were at least two men in the Ryder truck that destroyed the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building.
Also a journalist claims to have footage of a young Timothy McVeigh in uniform inside of a tank that he captured while doing a story on the base. I've seen the footage and it definitely looks like McVeigh. But this was filmed after McVeigh's official discharge from the military.
The conspiracy is is that McVeigh was "sheep dipped". A CIA term where soldiers are officially discharged from the military then secretly brought back in to be sent on covert missions with only a select few insiders aware of their continuing service.
McVeigh and his team where a part of a black ops mission to bomb OKC, blame it on Muslims as a pretext to a war in the Middle East, but McVeigh was accidentally caught.
There's an excellent documentary on this by "The Corbett Report", I've linked it below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgfi1QZILxk
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610e7c No.49160
>>49075
>National anthem
That one's really weird, since everything points to it being fake, yet the source video is real, since a colorized version was found on a 1981 home video recording. However, this recording is in noticeably lower quality and has both edges slightly trimmed compared to the subliminal version, as well as the text having drop shadows on the other side.
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61ff40 No.49164
>>48489
Ever hear of HAARP
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61ff40 No.49168
>>49075
That video is so obviously fake. Thanks for wasting my time. Good troll
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86d120 No.49330
>>49103
any more info on this?
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82963c No.49371
>>48262
>God's last wish
>Half-matter
>3rd hemisphere of the brain
>Soviet abiogenesis
>Medieval found footage
>Doom ecology
Can someone prod any further into any of these?
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163391 No.49372
>>49371
im more interested in "super plexus clown glider"
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f97e8d No.49373
Many of them were probably just made up for the picture. The bottom half is especially silly.
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4d2a5b No.49375
>the final understanding
>9/11 happens every year
>hollow universe
>God's second son
>Comicon child recruitment
That's actually kinda interesting. Any info on those?
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4da5fe No.49378
>>48262
>indigo children
What bullshit was that anyway?
I was called an "Indigo Child", yet I am pretty sure it is just another way to call kids autists.
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2465f9 No.49379
>>49375
These are all memes
>the final understanding
last line on the image, literally nothing (or everything all at once?)
>9/11 happens every year
Well that is true (insert meme of curly haired kid in mosh pit)
>hollow universe
bigger version of hollow earth
>God's second son
bigger version of Jesus
>Comicon child recruitment
Don't know about this one, seems like good hunting ground for exploitation. Luring kids by dressing up as their favorite characters.
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1ecadb No.49416
>>49379
>bigger verson of Jesus
What you mean with that?
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942101 No.49420
>>48859
Similar looks are not proof of anything.
You can find lot of images of total strangers that look like twins, majority of people on planet have "stranger twins".
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ea33b7 No.49924
>>49075
I think this is very real.
One point is the youtube channel couldn't read this part. The unknown part says NAOMI and upon research there is naomi real estate on many states.
https://web.archive.org/save/https://naomirealestate.com/
Still fake or not this is something inside the scope of choice that USA makes. Don't trust the four horsemen/USA. Q__ is psyop farm.
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ea33b7 No.49925
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5ab89b No.49946
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5ab89b No.49947
>>48887
Wow you know your stuff. I wish I had the money to pay you. Regardless thank you for sharing.
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60cdf9 No.50922
SCHNELLOnline isn't a conspiracy, its often at the bottom, just a cancelled weird MMO chat from Worlds.com mods like Urotsuki, no its down and you can't access it, I talked a bit to this guy and he just said that its a cancelled project, you can still find a video unlisted of him playing and some Sutcliffe Jugend playing in the background
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3f5d7e No.50924
>>50922
Schnell Online got hijacked by some weird people whenever Saint didn't use it, there was this whole conspiracy behind it accusing them of using it as a coded place to exchange obscure cp ring information.
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1b5c6e No.50977
Gnosis is not merely imparted
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fcf881 No.50982
What's IRL Runescape?
>>48262
You probably know a lot of these, but I'll contribute what I can.
>continents beyond the icewall
Apart of the flat earth theory is that there's a wall of ice that surrounds the world and cannot be crossed. Some of the flat earthers believe that the world actually continues infinitely beyond this wall.
>Pro-war buddhism
One of the Japanese generals in WW2 apparently practiced a form of buddhism that had it's own version of jihad.
>Trump time-travel
Trump's grandfather or great grandfather or something like that was apparently interested in funding a scientist(might have been Tesla but I'm not sure) who claimed that he could create a time machine. Supposedly nothing ever came of this, but then someone found a novel from the late 1800s about a boy named Baron who lived at the same address as the Trump Tower.
>Nazi bell
During WW2, US pilots encountered a bell-shaped UFO that was believed to be some secret Nazi flying machine. Apparently the US army was seen carrying away a similar looking object on a truck during the Roswell incident.
>Order of Melchizedek
Melchizedek was a king in the book of Genesis who is referred to as a "priest of the Most High God". He lived around the time of Abraham and is an example of Pre-vampireish worship of Yahweh. In the New Testament book of Hebrews, Christ is referred to as being of the Order of Melchizedek which is superior to the vampireish priesthood. Over the years people have theorized that he was everything from Shem(the son of Noah and progenitor of the Semitic race) to a theophany(a pre-incarnate appearance of Christ.)
>>49416
He's probably to one of the apocryphal New Testament texts(I think it was the Gospel of Peter) where, when Jesus is resurrected, He is 30 feet tall and the True Cross, which can levitate, move on it's own and talk, follows behind him.
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5f2c12 No.50996
>>50982
>What's IRL Runescape?
A theory brought up in another thread about Runescape gameplay influencing the lives of real people in New York.
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239dd2 No.50997
>>48887
Original Doll is about Britney Spears
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f97e8d No.50998
>>50982
Now that you ask about Runescape I'm starting to have vague memories of reading some conspiracy/creepypasta image about reality being Runescape like in the holographic universe theory. I don't know if I'm just imagining it or really read it, but I don't have it.
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3f5d7e No.51003
>>50997
No mate you see that's what most people might think of but
>Original Jeff
>Original Bugsy
Prove otherwise, we're talking about original images not the album original doll.
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6965ad No.51028
Bumping this thread
I overheard a vampireish-ish guy talk to his bartender buddy that archeologists found a sound recording that dates back more than 2000 years. Does anybody know more about this?
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eab6ab No.51038
>>51028
He probably meant musical notations and your drunk retarded brain did the rest.
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6965ad No.51041
>>49378
There's a tall tale that some european city had blue children come to their town. The kids left after a short while. According to the story, this happened back in like 16-17 century.
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6965ad No.51043
>>51038
It wasn't a recording of music
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5f2c12 No.51044
>>51041
Actually…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo_children
It's a 70's trend. Studies found that a lot of indigo children were homeschooled, fitted the psychological profile of kids raised by narcissists and showed signs of emotional abuse. Many were diagnosed with some form of autism. Basically the parents were snowflakes.
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6965ad No.51045
>>51044
I got it mixed up with green children. Sorry for being an indigo kid :'(
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit
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6965ad No.51062
I scrolled away and can't find it anymore, but I read something that said "reverse shrimp". Anybody know what that is?
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6965ad No.51413
Almost forgot, here's the thread I made.
>>51407
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9f820a No.51414
>>51044
>>51044
is there a contemporary RUSSIAN version of MKULTRA?
intel needed
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9f820a No.51415
>>49420
>>51044
>>51044
is there a contemporary RUSSIAN version of MKULTRA?
intel needed
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9f820a No.51416
>>50982
>>51044
>>51044
is there a contemporary RUSSIAN version of MKULTRA?
intel needed
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fdd399 No.51451
>>51416
>>51415
>>51414
No.
MKULTRA is a deeply American concept, if a Russian invented mind control technology he would use it widely either for government control or as a therapeutic measure.
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9c6995 No.51479
>>48300
>>49013
>Tommy Wiseau = D.B. Cooper
A friend explained that one to me several months ago but I don't remember all the details. It involved some speech and accent quirks and possibly some of D.B. Cooper's cash being used to fund The Room.
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971771 No.51508
>Apollo 11 landed on the wrong moon
This is shitposting….. r…right?
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8b4e52 No.51604
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c96555 No.51608
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a3b317 No.51609
>>51479
I mean, infamously nobody knows where Tommy really came from or where he got his millions of dollars to fund The Room. It's an underappreciated mystery, I'll say.
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9454cd No.51614
>>51508
Satan inlfated himself and that's what they landed on
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2d8879 No.51636
>>48273
Simpsons? Like the cartoon? More information please. Real radiation footage/found medieval footage.
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2d8879 No.51637
>>48281
Interesting, I looked up that particular one as well.
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2d8879 No.51638
>>48311
>>48365
Kubrick went into Pizzagate, one of the scenes that were cut was when Tom Cruise looked in a room and saw a woman giving a bj or something, but what was really supposed to be there was a man and a young child. Or so I've heard.
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6965ad No.51639
>>51636
This was covered in Dead Rabbit Radio ep24, and basically his findings are that it's just a bad creepypasta. I think I read another version where Simpsons was based on a real city, but that's not really plausible.
Medieval found footage is that medieval europe had film techniques or something similar to filming, but the technique was lost for some reason and was rediscovered centuries later. DRR covered this too, forgot which ep.
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6965ad No.51640
>>48311
What part of 2001 featured top secret tech?
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2d8879 No.51641
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4a85e9 No.51697
>>48650
I realize this is an old post but that last page confession reeks of bs. So not only did he have the balls to write it, but nobody but your dad read it, and not even the U.S. army had anyone review it before making copies? Sounds like your dad was just a good story teller.
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c67842 No.51698
>>48311
Bin Laden was buried at sea in order to prevent people from using his body for a shrine or having him become a martyr. The fear was that his influence could spread if his body could be used as a sort of advertisement to entice future terrorists.
This is a common practice with enigmatic figures. Or you desecrate the body such as the case with Benito Mussolini.
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2d8879 No.51727
>>51698
Right, but you have to agree the dumping of the body in the sea was highly suspicious and plus I don't believe any of it.
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9f820a No.51732
>>51727
The suspicions surrounding Osama bin Laden’s death and Extortion 17 are understandable when one takes a closer look at the big picture. With all the false reports of Bin Laden’s death, it’s no wonder people around the world have their doubts about the events at the compound, and for this reason alone the reports that he was not killed in the raid should be taken into consideration. Then when you add the strange fact that the U.S. government released no photos of the corpse and supposedly dumped his body in the ocean, the suspicion only grows.
Finally, there are the abnormal circumstances surrounding SEAL Team Six—the helicopter crash at Bin Laden’s compound, the fact their role in the mission was (immediately) disclosed, the later helicopter crash and the mysteriously missing black box, the government’s obvious lack of interest in the matter… It is to be expected that theories will abound, controversy will ensue, and the occasional conspiracy theory will surface, however, we leave you to your own deductions.
Don't bother me , I am a Phag. Find my pic. /Truthlegion sent me here
https://media.8ch.net/file_store/thumb/6d778d613adec881c5bef6a5406a9cb7edf94a9709d93c4f38035e49d8be40c3.jpg
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2d8879 No.51733
>>51732
I aint clicking that link, Phag. Theory that Bin Laden never even existed, or at least not in the "Bin Laden" personality. It's all bullshit.
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9f820a No.51735
>>51732
OBL died of kidney failure in 2008
Truth is something…. you will never get
Obama brought CIA and ISI together
/Truthlegion
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9f820a No.51736
>>51735
The Competition in Pakistan is The Chinese
Do you know why the Chinese embassy was hit recently?
The Chinese is selling surveillance equipment like the US to Pakistan
See OBL in The Light of Truth
OBL did a lot for CIA before they got rid of him
They get rid of all of them eventually….
OBL was brainwashed
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a100b0 No.51787
>>48870
Fucking this. He continues to cover them too, and given the low viewership and regular activity (1000ish dedicated followers and daily uploads) I'm sure he'd delve more into conspiracy iceberg if viewers showed more interest. Wish people would stop posting these spammy "explain everything to me" when this channel was basically my intro into understanding a lot of the obscure shit in the iceberg effortlessly.
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337e05 No.51792
>>51787
How does he know all that stuff?
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a100b0 No.51793
>>51792
He seems to spend near on every waking hour outside of work researching it and has produced hours upon hours of content. I trust him more than some anonymoons here.
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6965ad No.51798
>>51793
I don't really trust him for not naming the vampire or his liberal bias. He always has to self-insert his opinions on everything.
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a100b0 No.51811
>>51798
He's been making fun of "muh blumpf" a bit more recently, so I think his opinions may be changing. There was a dark period where it was all political lesbian bullcrap, but it's recovering.
And again, better than "faggot kys marsniggers dude".
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af94a0 No.52301
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f97e8d No.52302
>>52301
Here is where some missing cars end up.
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6965ad No.52408
>>52301
RS/NYC is all over the place. I have no doubts that this theory is just made up bullshit.
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3e8780 No.52414
>Bielefeld
German usenet era joke about the town of Bielefeld not existing because nobody knows anyone from there.
>YOGTZE
One of most famous unsolved murder mysteries of the German post-war era.
Guy anmed Günther Stoll claims "they" are out to hurt him for several weeks,
One day he proclaims "Eureka!" and scribbles the letters YOGTZE on a note, afterwards he goes to visit a pub. There he blacks out and hits his head (he was drunk or anything, not touching the beer he ordered), hops in his VW Golf and drives off. It's unknown what he does for the next 2 hours afterwards, he turns up in the town he grew up and tries to talk to an old woman his family knew (Note: It's now 1 a.m.) because "something terrible is going to happen this night". She sent him away.
Another two hours later his car is found in a ditch on the side of the Autobahn a hundred kilometers away. Both truck drivers who saw the wrecked car report seeing a person near the car. When they approached the wreck only a naked, heavily injured Günther Stoll remained inside.
He is barely lucid and alleges four people "who were not his friends" were inside the car "but ran off". He later died on the way to hospital.
It's completely unknown who killed him for what reason.
However the investigation involved military intelligence because YOGTZE was a Cold War era NATO code meaing:
Y - Germany
0 - recall/retreat
GTZ - ground target down/area of operations is to be given up
E - evac point
The notation with E was apparently used by people involved with intelligence.
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ca1592 No.52439
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da6301 No.52441
Best thread right now in the board
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6f94c9 No.52836
>>48995
>>49002
What does this image mean?
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f97e8d No.52837
>>48995
It was more of a medieval Christian thing. Giant paintings of nudity in churches can't have giant dicks to go with them.
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6f94c9 No.52838
>>52837
That's not true, intellegence being liked to penis size date back to greek and roman times. If look at greek depictions of characters they consider noble (heros, gods, athletes) you'll notice that they have pretty small dicks. On the other hand depictions of characters that are drunkards, ruled by lust, elderly, and other general negative traits have massive dongs. Pic related is a satyr, usually shown to be horny party animals. Also look into priapus.
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f97e8d No.52839
>>52838
I'm not familiar with Greek art so I wouldn't know but I'll keep that in mind. I've seen Priapus images posted many times but I never knew who he was.
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b40b1b No.52842
America Was Never honeypotvered
Either an affirmation of the medieval world map w,out a western hemisphere / or Europe has always known about America. I am interested in any links that explore the first one, if you have them.
First humans in Europe Self-inducing schizophrenia
European religious iconography display traits of schizophrenia, suggesting that early European magicians had developed a method to induce schizophrenia, and that schizophrenia was seen as a way to realization instead of something dangerous or antisocial.
Little Red Man of Paris (/of Destiny)
Mischevous little red imp that appears to some historical french characters in Le palais des Tuileries. Apparently prophesying Napoleon's failure in his 45th year (1814, abdication)
https://www.geriwalton.com/red-man-tuileries-palace/
https://windowstoworldhistory.weebly.com/napoleon-bonaparte-ignores-his-little-red-man-of-destiny.html
http://www.science-et-magie.com/GUIDEMYST/petithommerouge.htm
Golf rumors = San Andreas patch
A removed mission from San Andreas is called Holed Up.
Golf rumors were particularly shushed at the same time Take Two sent a cease and desist to OpenIV, modding tool for GTA V (takes place in "San Andreas"), but that's probably unrelated. (June 2017)
Factish Gods
Maybe this book exploring the use of facts as fetishes.
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1057/jird.2016.12
http://new-savanna.blogspot.com/2012/06/of-factish-gods-and-modes-of-existence.html
Jesus was born in Texas
There are lots of Jesus's born in Texas. It would not be strange if Jesus Christ was born in Texas, because the Garden of Eden is in Florida, http://www.weirdus.com/states/florida/fabled_people_and_places/garden_of_eden/index.php (It ain't called the bible belt for no reason.)
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af94a0 No.52843
>>52842
>Jesus was born in Texas
This one is referring to Marshall Applewhite
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d46ca0 No.52879
>>49420
His mother spent time with Castro in Cuba, and Pierre was notorious for being a cuckold.
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aaa87c No.52909
>>52842
Can you explain the factish gods thing? It sounds interesting but those articles make no sense to me.
Mental illness and religion go hand in hand. It's hard to claim to induced it.
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c1c5dc No.52924
Now that i think of it there's plenty of UFO stuff in that chart that i don't recall seeing again in the last years, fake or not.
Phantom cigar video was the most famous UFO video for a long time and certainly not seen again, highly resembling the cover from >>48954 but moving sideways and with fumes coming from the propulsed side.
Funny.
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8e292d No.52927
>>52842
>European religious iconography display traits of schizophrenia, suggesting that early European magicians had developed a method to induce schizophrenia, and that schizophrenia was seen as a way to realization instead of something dangerous or antisocial.
What they developed was not schizophrenia but psychic abilities like clairvoyance.
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ac425b No.53120
>>50982
Where do you get the vampire stuff from?
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a3935f No.53121
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215cef No.53243
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000000 No.54076
>>48262
>KFC murder chicks is one of the images
David Icke
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3a88bb No.54083
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9034d9 No.54824
>>48887
really want to read the beginning was the end but all copies are around 1 hundred dollars
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1041cb No.54881
>>48273
I've fucking seen the TR3B. Huge black triangle hanging in the sky, blotting out the stars, big, unnatural looking orange light in the center.
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000000 No.54884
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Baal is Back! Demons in the Deep State
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000000 No.54885
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Angelina Jolie, hidden camera
#Rabbitholegate
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267082 No.54893
>>48262
>LaVey killed Jane Mansfield
Watch the cafe scene in the beginning of Midsommar, above the 4 guys' booth – it's a famous photograph of her (with a 4th wallish look at the camera) and Sophia Loren.
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8856f0 No.54987
>>49010
>Atwater 3M Facility
Does anyone know what this could be about? I used to live near a small town named Atwater, and there was no 3M facility. In fact, a quick search turns up no returns for a 3M facility in any town named Atwater.
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2c9b1e No.55006
ITT: Retards LARPing.
When will /x/ go back to actual horror stuff? These nu-conspiracies are fucking lame.
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8856f0 No.55012
>>55006
Please don't discourage discussion, regardless of what you think of the subject matter. Most of this thread isn't even LARPing, people are talking about theories and interpretations of those theories. If you want surface level le spoopy cursed images and greentext reposts, go to 4cuck /x/, they discuss that shit to death.
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9000f7 No.55016
>>50982
the flat earth and icewall is really interesting. the manga hunter x hunter explains it, beyond the ice wall is the dark continent.
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d04218 No.55030
>>48300
>Gibberish (or is it?): Bog
>he doesn't know about the bogdanoffs
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0a4a68 No.55159
LURK MOAR! These are just inside jokes about fake conspiracies and Saint memes.
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e586e6 No.55161
>>48311
>3.) His home where they found him was within a few miles of the Pakistani Intelligence Headquarters. This was actually brought up a lot when Bin Laden was first murdered, then never really brought up again. Pakistan is supposed to be a US ally, you'd think their intelligence agency would know the most wanted man in the world was right next to them.
Everyone knows about Pakistan and their status as an "ally" to the US in the war on terror. They are a foot in each field. This isnt even a secret, its just standard knowledge that the Pakistani intelligence agency, the ISI, are the whole who basically created the Taliban and sent them into Afghanistan after the Soviet Afghan war ended to crush all the waring factions and bring stability to the region. Basically being their dogs in the region. Pakistan is also a known safe house for pretty much all the higher ups in the Taliban and Al-Qaeda and they all scattered there like cockroaches when the US invaded Afghanistan.
>4.) Bin Laden was a CIA asset during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.
I see this repeated all the time and I dont know why. bin Laden wasnt even close to being a CIA asset or ally or anything like that. Realize who he is. He was the son of a Saudi billionaire who owned and operated a very big construction company. And look at his ideology. His entire reason for being there was that those who took aid or help from western powers like America or Israel during the war were actually just their puppets, so a true islamic warrior militia would need to be funded and operated by a true believing muslim. Even that News paper of bin Laden everyone always as somehow being proof about him being a CIA assest, he outright says that. That he never saw any CIA help anyway.
I dont think people really understand who he was and what he was doing or really anything about the War on Terror. He was basically just the money man. He had all this money and various groups would come up to him and ask for money to conduct some attack and he would invest in it.
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175ba8 No.55168
Golf rumors. Now that's something.
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5fc0fc No.55169
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f927ca No.55788
>>49013
>We know he's from Europe originally, but which country we have zero idea
He fled from communist Poland in his teenage years and was an illegal immigrant in France before family in the US found him and brought him over. This is detailed in Greg Sestero's book The Disaster Artist.
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f73b8a No.56661
>>49160
I think it's fake, probably a clever art project. Just wouldn't make sense for them to include "BUY ULTRA BUY NAOMI" in their subliminal messages, why would they want people to look into their secret projects?
Reminds me of that Bill Cooper "government document" that basically reads "we are the bad guys and here is our evil plan"
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f73b8a No.56662
>>49375
>God's second son
James the Just, recorded as a brother of Jesus. Some esoteric sects believe him to be the real messiah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James,_brother_of_Jesus
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9d0258 No.56686
>>48262
>R2-45
L. Ron Hubbard's chosen method of removing the soul from the human body: by shooting them in the head with a .45 pistol.
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9d0258 No.56701
>>48262
>NPCs (1st level)
Also known as philosophical zombies. They behave in exactly the same way as human beings, yet lack any form of inner consciousness. The term became popular when someone linked a study showing that a majority of people had no internal monologue, then /pol/ quickly ran with the idea to use against political opponents instead.
>Fermi paradox (2nd level)
"If the universe is so big, why aren't there any aliens?"
There are many theories that are supposed to explain this. One says that humanity is the first advanced species and that aliens haven't evolved yet. Another says that all aliens have died to some unknown threat. One says that aliens just aren't interested in humans at all and haven't bothered to contact us.
>solipsism (4th level)
The thought that your own mind is the only thing that truly exists. The world you see around you is either a product of your imagination, or it is a false reality fed to you by outside influence (an "evil demon" as Descartes described it)
"I think, therefore I am", but nothing else is certain to be real.
>posadism (5th level)
A branch of socialist ideology. The idea is to usher in a nuclear holocaust so that the worker's revolution can happen in the ashes of the old world and the world can be rebuilt as a communist paradise.
Posadists also believe that aliens exist who will help the human socialists achieve their goals. Their reasoning is that any alien civilization capable of interstellar travel must be communist, because communism is the only ideology capable of progressing society to that point.
There's also something about humans being able to communicate with dolphins.
>fan death (10th level)
A Korean superstition that sleeping in a room with no ventilation while a fan is running will kill you.
Might just be a way to talk about suicide without mentioning suicide.
>AI in a box (11th level)
The idea that a superintelligent artificial intelligence has been created that is so smart that if it ever got a chance to speak to a human being, it'd be able to persuade that person to release it.
Therefore the only way to keep it contained is to keep it in a box, cut off from any sort of contact with the outside world.
>North Korea utopia (12th level)
What if NK was actually a perfect utopia, but keep up a facade of being a shitcountry to avoid being overwhelmed by immigrants?
>CHIM (12th level)
In the Elder Scrolls video games, CHIM is a state you can attain by truly realizing that you aren't real, and neither is the rest of the universe.
The result is godlike powers over all of creation.
>the truth does not exist (19th level)
simple postmodernity
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7d31be No.56763
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7d31be No.56764
>>56701
>any alien civilization capable of interstellar travel must be communist, because communism is the only ideology capable of progressing society to that point
interesting take from a group literally trying to nuke us back into the stone age
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19bb2b No.56767
>>49071
That's why I never eat pepsico products
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8dce7c No.56846
The final understanding: www.quran.com
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2e7929 No.58336
>>48266
This sounds too reasonable.
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932cf5 No.58437
>>56701
>AI in a box
This reminds me of an argument I had with this chick in HS who said that no matter what, an advanced AI (I think the hypothetical might actually have been an alien in a cage, but the argument is identical) would always find a way to escape, even if it had to be by some unknown means when escape seemed impossible, because it would just be that smart.
To me both arguments just smack of midwits being confused by the concept of infinity.
>Smarter people can generally solve harder problems
<Therefore an AI with infinite smartness can solve literally any problem [even ones that are literally impossible]!
Except it takes the form:
>Smarter people can often articulate more persuasive arguments
<Therefore an AI with infinite smartness could articulate an infinitely persuasive argument [implicitly about anything, which basically means an AI would intrinsically have total control of your mind]!
Which of course ignores that human language itself could only support a very finite domain of argument, so it's not guaranteed that some particular argument MUST work. Also:
>People
>Being receptive to argument that challenges their worldview or social consensus
Both of these positions aren't much different than saying "a sufficiently advanced AI would have magic powers and could do anything."
Lastly:
>True AI
<Possible
<doubt.jpg
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da06f1 No.58444
>empty internet
this shit hits too close to me. I'm on vampiretube, and I'm seeing retarded wojak zoomer doomer oomer videos that I swear I seen a few months ago, but the videos were uploaded a week ago. That's just one of the fuckiest things I ever seen. And like, it wasn't because they were similar; I literally predicted what would happen next in every video.
And then we have stories surrounding faggots. Now I'm an autistic cunt and I enjoy starting arguments; particularly ones I can easily win. For example, starting an argument over the myth that homophobes are gay, because "arachnaphobes fuck spiders" can shut down their arguments. But every one of them, EVERY FUCKING ONE, tells me the same fucking story. Completely different people, completely different circles of the internet, but it's the same story.
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263760 No.58446
>>56767
>>49071
Monsters have them too.
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9d0258 No.58541
>>48262
>grey goo (level 10)
A sci-fi doomsday scenario. A nanobot is created and given a simple set of instructions: Find materials. Disassemble materials. Construct more nanobots from materials. Repeat.
The result is a swarm of nanobots consuming everything in their path and creating more of themselves. It's called grey goo because the resulting mass of nanobots would look exactly like that. With exponential growth an entire planet could quickly be consumed.
>China never went communist (level 11)
I-IT WASN'T REAL COMMUNISM!!
>Library of Babel (level 12)
A 1941 short-story by Jorge Luis Borges. The story introduces the library: an infinite expanse of identical hexagonal rooms. Each room has 4 bookshelves filled with books, each book is 410 pages, and each page is a completely random arrangement of the english alphabet, including dots and commas. The library stretches on infinitely, and thus contains every single combination of the 22 letters.
Therefore, the library contains every single text that has ever been written and ever will be written. Every single book is there somewhere, every single password, every single conversation, every secret, every thought. The exact time and place of your death is there, somewhere among the gibberish.
The story inspired a website of the same name (http://libraryofbabel.info/) where you can go right now and explore the bookshelves. Every book in the library is randomly generated, but it is also possible to search for a specific text.
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9d0258 No.58542
>>58541
For example, if you click browse and enter hex name
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then go to wall 4, shelf 3, volume 6, and skip to page 101. There you will find an extract of my post, circa halfway down the page.
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207179 No.58925
>>58444
Who here also "happens" to be Canadian? I find that there are way too many Canadians on the internet, it just doesn't make sense, I feel like we're in a sort of a loose bubble that is closing in.
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eb7f72 No.58976
>>58541
saying "it wasn't real communism" in stuttering text doesn't make it real communism
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675458 No.59539
>>58541
>>56701
You're just stating the obvious. None of this is explaining and could be found by just googling.
REtard.
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