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 No.40194

Hi /x/ my girlfriend comes from a Caribbean island and told me that a curse was put on her, we'd like to find out more about it, if it can be broken, what affect it has and so on.

The people who cursed her had become friends with a family she knew as a kid, who had a lot of photos of her as a child. The family chose the people to watch their house while they were away one day and when they returned, all the pictures but 2 were gone. A friend of my girlfriends ended up at the house of the people cursing her and ended up telling my girlfriend of what they saw. A photo of my girlfriend in a bowl or glass of some sort submerged in water.

Around the same time, the woman who allegedly cast the curse (who was always very skinny) started to gain weight and my girlfriend started getting sick and losing it.

 No.40260

>>40194

Your girlfriend needs to consult a Vodun or Santeria practitioner ASAP. This stuff is like a tooth cavity….it will not heal itself and will get progressively worse. Either find someone local, or roadtrip to New Orleans.


 No.43562

>>40194

It's voodoo, sounds very crude if it was just a submersion I'd assume they're half assing it cause they're afraid of the karmic nature of the Loa. I know 2 different protection spells against voodoo curses I'll give you the lesser one and if you end up needing the other one lmk but this should work.

Equal parts

rock salt

frankincense

rosemary

saltpetre

cascarilla(this is just white egg shells, works best if you grind up the shell of an egg she consumed but doesn't matter)

jalop

That should work after you mix the dry ingredients just sprinkle it over yourself and make sure to bathe afterwards. A chant of your choosing would help, I'd recommend the bornless ritual read while sprinkling and bathing but doesn't matter if it's as weak as it sounds. Though I could be blinded by ego and underestimating their capacity, update us if you can!


 No.43567

>>40194

BURN THE WITHCH AT THE STAKE. YOUR GIRLFRIEND NEEDS TO SEE PURIFICATION.


 No.43570

File: ddc22a28cf4e030⋯.png (874.52 KB, 1000x783, 1000:783, congratsvoodoo.png)

>>40194

>the woman who allegedly cast the curse (who was always very skinny) started to gain weight and my girlfriend started getting sick and losing it.


 No.43573

Is your gf a nigger?


 No.43681

>a "curse" that helps a fatty lose weight


 No.43687

>>43681

>>43570

There is such thing as losing too much weight


 No.43699

>>43687

Tbh all I'm imagining is the person in question is a 300+ pound hamplanet and is spooked that she's losing weight


 No.43720

File: 740910d84bae967⋯.png (267.91 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, voodoodiettracker.png)

>>43687

Could you mark the "before curse" and "after curse" weight on this handy (and incredibly scientific I am told) chart?




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