I was told that to summon a succubus you must first prove your devotion to her by offering her your cum. I was directed to always carry the succubus' sigil and to only jerk off thinking of her and to always cum on the sigil. After doing this for a while th

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Reptilian Overlord 06/25/17 (Sun) 21:36:56 No.33229

I was told that to summon a succubus you must first prove your devotion to her by offering her your cum. I was directed to always carry the succubus' sigil and to only jerk off thinking of her and to always cum on the sigil. After doing this for a while the succubus would appear.

Is this correct? If so, does it have to be fresh cum or can I also use stored cum. I have a cumsock with about a couple month's worth of loads on it. Can I sacrifice it to the succubus? How would I perform this ritual?

Please also post succubus sigils.

Reptilian Overlord 06/26/17 (Mon) 11:58:50 No.33262

>>33229

All you will accomplish by doing that, is creating a tulpa (a thoughtform). From your point of view though, there will be no difference. Once a tulpa becomes strong enough, you'll be able to see it and hear it, and perhaps even feel its touch. Be careful, some people end up being controlled by the tulpas they created.

Reptilian Overlord 06/28/17 (Wed) 14:19:39 No.33283

/x/ has been ruined by this tulpa shit. Get a gf or flesh light or a fuckdoll if your rich (your prob 19 max so doubt you can afford one). You seem like you fap too much. Cut that down to once a week the extra T will give you the nuts to talk to a girl also lower your expectations you ain't getting a girl like that Asian qt you posted. As long as shes clean not crazy overweight go for it! Even go to a club and get one of those old cougars at the end of the night. They do anything in bed and don't need love shit. They are like training for you. Dont fuck traps. Traps = aids.

Reptilian Overlord 06/28/17 (Wed) 15:39:26 No.33285

I got the secret to summoning a Succubus.

Reptilian Overlord 06/28/17 (Wed) 17:12:20 No.33288

I heard that having a nice car is a good way to attract a succubus.

Reptilian Overlord 06/29/17 (Thu) 17:28:37 No.33349

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>>33283

The amount of test you lose from fapping is negligible. I fap maybe 5-10 times a week and I lift weights 3-5 times a week so it about balances out. I've asked out girls before and they're not interested. There's this 20 year old french girl I talk to online and she's basically my gf. Fucking old roasties is a surefire way to get AIDS. I would fuck a trap though.

Reptilian Overlord 06/30/17 (Fri) 05:59:27 No.33353

>>33262

Yes, I created Fluttershy out of my thoughts, now she forces me to wear a dress and suck her cock every day. Be careful.

Reptilian Overlord 07/06/17 (Thu) 04:57:06 No.33443

>>33353

>I created Fluttershy out of my thoughts

If this is a joke, you just spoiled it with ponies.

If this is serious, than congrats on being yet another brony with a rogue clop slave or succubus in your head because some mad genius told a bunch of zoophiles on a brony forum how to bring imaginary friends to life with self-induced DID, sat back, and watched the fireworks. And you were one of the many cloppers that took that meme hook line and sinker.

Reptilian Overlord 07/06/17 (Thu) 14:39:38 No.33448

>>33229

>>33349

Who is this semen demon?

Reptilian Overlord 07/06/17 (Thu) 20:05:43 No.33452

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>>33349

you fuckin kidding me i was just fapping to this image and your gonna post a thread about that

shame on you i have a perfect girl

shes attractive

Reptilian Overlord 07/06/17 (Thu) 20:09:22 No.33453

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>>33452

OH MAN SHE HOT

Reptilian Overlord 07/06/17 (Thu) 20:36:37 No.33454

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Are succubi actually real or is this a meme?

Reptilian Overlord 07/06/17 (Thu) 23:14:51 No.33455

>>33454

this is now an asian thread

>>ah fuck not this shit again

Reptilian Overlord 07/07/17 (Fri) 11:23:39 No.33463

>>33454

Sometimes an alien would fuck a human, and since aliens were considered demons in ancient times, that's probably where the idea of succubi/incubi comes from.

Reptilian Overlord 07/07/17 (Fri) 22:04:16 No.33494

>>33443

I'm just trying to warn others. Laugh if you want, but there's nothing funny about getting sodomized by footlong horse dick in your dreams every single night.

Reptilian Overlord 07/08/17 (Sat) 23:44:09 No.33509

>>33454

>anything on /x/

>real

Reptilian Overlord 07/09/17 (Sun) 02:02:19 No.33512

>>33229

that's just degenerate pal wtf

Reptilian Overlord 07/09/17 (Sun) 09:45:57 No.33518

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>>33509

Get out