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File: 5bc33dd28e7a76b⋯.jpg (83.75 KB, 500x211, 500:211, replos___.jpg)

 No.30887

so i've realized like most of you that /x/ is filled with shills.

This shit was prophecised already in children of the corn, invasion of the body snatchers, etc.

Do you know that Lie detectors were actually invented to detect them? A replicant is basically an Ayy in a human body, or a Mindslave of aliens. An american inventor actually invented lie detectors, and gave them to the FBI. One of the questions they COULD ASK BUT DONT is 'are you working for the aliens?'. I'm not sure it was ever proven 99% to work though. (It's more likely the Ayys would make every1 fail the question: 'are you an ayy?'

Lists of known shills:

Some but not all: newspaper editors, forum mods, cops, religious nuts, judges, lobbyists, politicians.

Would it suprise you that the shills you deal with are actually off duty cops and judges and shit?

So how do we detect ayys replicants? I'm thinking infrared vision may be one?

Another way is with an EMF Meter, these monitor Radio, Microwave, and electroMagnetic fields. Theory is they will start beeping near a mind slave.

Another way to detect replicants is: ask them hard questions! How many dragons did you sleep with? Are you a dragon fucker? Watch how mad they get.

ITT we think of ways to detect replicants. Also if someone rolls trips I'll drop a brand new redpill.

Note: not all people under ayy control are bad, most are victims of abuse.

Does any1 want a quote of a reddit mod admitting hes a reptilian?

 No.30888

File: f7986d3267d87cd⋯.jpg (760.84 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 17sltjnnohlb6jpg.jpg)

>>30887

google lie detector reptilian

get good results

http://www.neonnettle.com/features/687-reptilian-shapeshifter-eyewitness-passes-polygraph-test

>man claims to have witnessed another man shapeshift into an "8-foot-tall reptile", has taken a polygraph test to prove his encounter was true and has passed


 No.30889

File: fd8815f7a02dc4b⋯.jpg (52.93 KB, 640x353, 640:353, body-heat-maps-for-emotion….jpg)

>>30888

allegedly with infrared heat vision, it may be possible to see replicants.

but allegedly unreliable cuz the ayys watch every1.

the human body heat signature changes with emotions and shit.


 No.30890

File: 5d7178df7132dc6⋯.jpg (9.82 KB, 252x252, 1:1, th.jpg)

Hey there is also lie detector apps for your phone!

You could post some videos to youtube

of asking doctors or lawyers if they are dragon fuckers!

Total fight club move. Just try not to get your ass kicked.

I was thinking about doing this for some cop videos, and some politicians.

If anyone is friends/related with a cop or forum mod,they can ask if they are a dragon fucker or have had dragon sex?


 No.30891

OP, by the way you type you sound like a redditor with schizophrenia.

Please stop it, you're just shitting the board up.

There's a reason polygraphs aren't admissible in any respectable court system for normal crimes; you can falsify them by opening and closing your arse at the right time.

Also, the fact you type the word "one" as "1" in the middle of words makes me think you're a phoneposter, which is a worse kind of cancer.


 No.30893

>So how do we detect ayys replicants? I'm thinking infrared vision may be one?

What is this sci-fi logic? This isn't Resident Evil.


 No.30899

>>30891

people who accuse are shills tho

ive been using net since the bbs' days… and am an irc wh0re. i tend towards leet speak more than college speak..

fucking sorry m8


 No.30903

I solemnly swear that I haven't fucked any dragons.

(Sometimes I worry about you, /x/…)


 No.30907

>>30899

I agree with you on being and IRC whore, though you could probably drop off the first half and go full whore.

Make a YouTube channel with you inane theories, please. Hell, team up with that girl who has a channel I saw in the catalog.

>>30903

Don't you like disjointed sentences that sound/are the ravings of lunatics not on their meds? :^)


 No.30914

>>30907

Allegations of schizophrenia are tactic #1.


 No.30915

This is fucking /x/. Nobody gets to claim mental illness on this board.


 No.30938

>>30903

>>30907

notice what happened here, i say use lie detectors to detect reptilians

the mod just says he worries about /x/

just because i would use lie detectors to detect reptilians

someone else accuses me of being off my meds

i agree that allegations of schizophrenia are tactic #1


 No.30941

>>30938

Instead of memeing shit threads that add nothing to discussion, join a thread and post properly. More people in threads means a higher PPH which means more users come here.


 No.30978

File: 7d6f25c9435b011⋯.jpg (107.24 KB, 894x894, 1:1, eb4c0771a657e2d16d2e82ae0d….jpg)

>>30887

Fugg it, trips?


 No.31002

Damn! Damn! Damn! You're onto us….

Fuck! Now we have to destroy the planet and start all over again!

Fuck!


 No.31036

File: ea2da84c0a65c95⋯.jpg (12.51 KB, 360x152, 45:19, paul-allen-american-psycho….jpg)

>>30887

Is that Paul Allen?


 No.31051

>>30903

Fuck off. You sound like you're from reddit.

I miss the old board owner. They didn't even exist. It was so nice and spooky.


 No.31501

Nigga corruption is not an unexpected behavior for humans you named some movies in support but there are tens of thousands of movies in total

In fact there are tens of thousands of historical fragments of human life- diaries, buildings, mummies - and that is less than a percent of all of human experience, or all that humans ever created

And in these sources humans behave very corrupt

Bootlickers of oligarchy were abundant and successful. Keltic Druids:corrupt. Rome:corrupt. Charlemagnes Empire:corrupt. Islam:corrupt. Renaissance city states: corrupt. Napoleonic france: corrupt. Germany WW1/2: corrupt. postWW2 West: corrupt.

Different people with different upbringing and ideas, but all corruptible by self interest. Conspiracy is a form of corruption. Wake up, accept human nature. Without punishment, they whom you mentioned will simply continue, what would they gain from stopping otherwise?

Shit thread, but the post was written already


 No.31503

>>31501

>Keltic Druids:corrupt.

What makes you think that?


 No.31535

>>30888

that was trips OP


 No.31538

>>31503

Conjecture on my part. Celtic society was organized into a warrior/noble class, a priest class and everyone else, like the indian caste system.

My thinking is that while at thing(their 'democratic' assembly) in theory every free man(they had slavery like rome) had equal say, in practice landowners and priests decided who became king.

Conjecture since little is known about druids, but the thing has survived in iceland; and today and back in medieval times it worked in practice as a parliament, not a free for all assembly.


 No.31555

>>31002

>LARPing

OP, if you're still around:

Assuming reptillians do control the Earth, why do they allow a free piece of software that can be placed on any smartphone to detect them to be allowed to exist?

Why don't they remove it from the Google Play Store?

I can't wrap my head around a bunch of sophisticated lizards that can shapeshift and control the government allow a smartphone app to take them down.


 No.31557

>>31555

even 10megapixel cameras only save in JPG now

JPG is literally broken by design, the colors are limited to another color maximum 16pixels away, color blocks, which is total shit for 1megapixel or above

they cannot zoom or enhance at all in photoshop cuz of this

phones do not have offline maps anymore

phones do not have offline compass anymore (most)

you cannot make any calls whatsoever from the jungles or mountains

i would say they have


 No.31559

>>31557

You can configure every single camera app to save in PNG. If, for some strange reason, the default one does not, you can install a free one from the Play Store/App Store that does allow for it.

Phones do have offline maps if you download them. If you use an app that connects to the internet to temporarily access a map, then obviously it will not save it. Nothing is preventing you from downloading a map.

Phones only have compasses if they are built in. If not, every single phone can use GPS to tell you which way you are walking.

You cannot make calls from jungles or mountains due to the fact no one lives in them, thus no one builds cell towers in them.

What does that have to do with my question about "lie detectors" on the app store? Stop speaking in broken English if you want to actually discuss something, you're coming off as a "dude conspiracies lmao" guy. Articulate what you mean.


 No.31568

File: e61fbb6cdbfd7ef⋯.png (207.59 KB, 807x935, 807:935, 1484145606301.png)

The whole internet seems to be made up of shills lately. I have come to accept the fact that 95% of humans are worthless drones that rather would troll you than investigate uncomfortable facts.

I am not very smart but most humans are just dumb.


 No.31582

>>31568

Going to expand on what people are not investigating, or just pretend you are smarter?


 No.31810

this




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