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File: 2186c4ef97597c4⋯.jpg (12.68 KB, 236x283, 236:283, tmp_f73007a403fb8d7825a4cf….jpg)

 No.30128

An alien species chooses to reveal itself to everyone on Earth. (Worldwide broadcast or something of the sort.) What happens next to humanity?

 No.30133

panic


 No.30141

Chaos. There would be religious fundamentalists claiming that the world is about to end, while some others would see it as the beginning of a new era. Sceptics would kill themselves. Every board on 4chan and 8chan would become /x/. There would be a meeting of all world leaders to decide what to do. I would like to believe that they would try to establish peaceful relations with the aliens, but I'm not so sure. They would probably feel threatened, especially if the aliens said that they've basically owned the planet all this time and they've returned to rule over us.

It would also depend on what alien species it is. Reptilians? Greys? Nordics?


 No.30147

Nothing. At least, nothing all that big. You'd get a few folks spewing some big thinks over it, but most people would just shrug it off with a "neat" and go about the rest of the day like nothing much.


 No.30159

/x/ and /r/conspiracy fight a worldwide civil war over whether they are really ayylmaos or were faked by a movie studio and the mass media. The ayylmaos sit back and ayylmao at us.


 No.30221

Everybody loses their shit, and /pol/ takes advantage of the chaos to make contact with them first, probably via memetics. After that is the end of the world or the beginning of a glorious new age, depending on your point of view.


 No.30249

Pretty much what happened to the native Americans when Columbus arrived


 No.30254

tbh, I'll surrender my freedom to the first superior alien race willing to assign me a job and a mate.


 No.30255

Depends on what they say.

"We're a peaceful communal species that is hyper advanced and will share our knowledge with you if you disarm yourselves, form a world goverment,mix together into one race, give up all propertt , obey the state, and listen to you're friendly neighborhood merchant! If you don't we're gonna whipe this place clean and spare only those enlighten enough to do exactly what the media tells them to do!"

It's fake, and or they're evil.

"We have come to liberate your world from the tiny cabal of monsters who rule over you, and hopefully you will be able to recover and become the great people we once traded with in the past!"

They're probably real, and/or good. But then every nuke is gonna get launched at once because the elites are gonna panic.

So we're all gonna die either way.


 No.30256

>>30249

Some fight, some fuck, some make drunken friends, some build villages.

300 years later everyone will only remember the fighting and fucking


 No.30351

>>30256

Pretty much, yep.

BTW, I plan to sell out the human race, hard, so don't be too surprised when it happens.


 No.30353

The Earth gets demolished for a hyperspace bypass.


 No.30378

>>30353

by Vogans, no doubt


 No.30385

>>30378

you spelled it wrong, you shitbag

it's FIVE FUCKING LETTERS AND YOU FUCKED IT UP

VOGON


 No.30467

>>30128

Nothing. World leaders have already known about this for years, and after a week everyone returns to watching big bang theory and eating mcdonalds.


 No.30615

>>30467

Who the fuck edited my post?

I can't even remember what they removed.


 No.30619

File: bc833d0feeaeb0a⋯.png (226.58 KB, 639x351, 71:39, men-in-black-memory-eraser.png)

>>30615

Nothing to see here, citizen.


 No.30623

Religious wars. Not to be fedora or anything but just look at modern conflicts.

>>30467

>watching big bang theory and eating mcdonalds

Now that's a scary future.


 No.31034

>>30133

Sixty or eighty years ago, probably, yeah, mass panic. These days, governments would still likely lose their shit, and probably there'd be some general idiots who would flip out, but I think most people would just be like, "Ayyy lmao 'bout time."


 No.31071

File: 149eb30321ee403⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1913x873, 1913:873, darkmatterkekring2.png)

>>30141

>They would probably feel threatened, especially if the aliens said that they've basically owned the planet all this time and they've returned to rule over us.

LMFAO…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKf6BJi-9tU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVY-pGDsN4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wGUvBELwRU


 No.31072

File: 6e81972c50a65fc⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1443x1265, 1443:1265, 90quakeElisaLam.jpg)

File: aace06a2bff808f⋯.png (334.57 KB, 1539x659, 1539:659, RomeQuake.png)

>>30255

>"We have come to liberate your world from the tiny cabal of monsters who rule over you, and hopefully you will be able to recover and become the great people we once traded with in the past!"

They were already warned…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hUW6m6SOP0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh1ntmee84A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH5y71hOvk0


 No.31073


 No.31605

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>30128

>An alien species chooses to reveal itself to everyone on Earth.

>>31073

I love that they presume they're going to meet "ET" in 3-space…


 No.31624

>>30128

it'll probably be some blob that doesnt conform to what we think of as life on earth and we wont be able to communicate let alone comprehend each other im guessing


 No.31686

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.31696

>>31071

>>31072

>>31605

Alright, anon. You must be the guy running the Imperial Cult subreddit. Tell us your story so that we can understand you further and see the points you're making.


 No.31699

Hard to say, how advanced are they? How do we know they're for real?


 No.32060

File: 5c5bdfb4b2946f5⋯.jpg (181.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 7f86313298bff7b4cb5d3d95d9….jpg)

File: 334003a05517586⋯.png (50.8 KB, 500x340, 25:17, posadism.png)

File: 4522611b37fd80f⋯.png (550.02 KB, 620x820, 31:41, praise nukes.png)

File: 6acdd791a2abd23⋯.png (126.09 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, nuclear despooking.png)

FULLY

AUTOMATED

LUXURY

ATOMIC

SPACE

COMMUNISM


 No.32061

Eh. Im sure governments already have contact with them in some form. I assume mass government backlash though. World leaders scrambling to keep control while making the aliens into enemies, if not in name than at least in action.


 No.32068

>>32060

That's the most autistic post I've seen this week. The first picture especially… wow. Where does it come from?


 No.32076

File: 056e49698179655⋯.jpg (71.29 KB, 640x477, 640:477, 3e7be4e24977bb24b20b6c68ed….jpg)


 No.32086

File: 30063939fe67b1a⋯.jpg (80.86 KB, 426x640, 213:320, sabaton animorph.jpg)

>>32068

The image comes from the kind folk at /leftypol/.

Posadism seems like batshit insanity, and it is, but Posadas being proven right would in my mind be the only good thing that could possibly come out of nuclear war.

Hypothetical ayy lmao commies aside, I would not be surprised in the slightest if something akin to the Stargate program existed(although I suspect that the majority of the known universe is not just a billion gorillion British Columbias IN SPESS).

Also polite sage because the post I am making is in my mind more off-topic than not.




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