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File: 2a2f77c5c8624d0⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 370x251, 370:251, ayy-lmao.gif)

 No.29834

How do we fuck with the ayyy's or the government spacecraft/ufo's? Is it possible to force one to land? Basically, how do we troll the ayyy's or the government?

 No.29837

we're talking about beings who reached a technological level ridiculously superior to ours

we're like bacteria to them, how could we possibly troll them?


 No.29838

>>29837

>>29834

There was a case of a woman who once tried getting abducted.

She got up from her bed and instead of attacking she went up to one and put her arm around it and smiled.

The aliens were all confused and then she ripped the eye lid off one of them.

So you have to go against their expectations and then severely injure them, make sure you get it on tape for You Tube e-shekels and also make sure to yell "It's just a prank bro there's the camera!" so they can't sue you in intergalactic court.


 No.29845

>>29838

You got sauce on that?


 No.29848

>>29834

Lasers. A single asshole with a handheld laser can take a plane down by pointing the laser in the direction of the cockpit. If you get caught however, you're screwed.

>Is it possible to force one to land?

I've heard of people who can get UFOs to manifest themselves whenever they want, but forcing one to land might be difficult.


 No.29855

You can shoot em with cloudbusters and they'll react. Can be constructed easily if you know what you're doing. But you'll attract way to much attention for it to be worth it, stay away if you can resist it. If you can't, look up Peter Robbins and Wilhelm Reich, ignore the character assassinations.

Again, be careful. Its a slippery slope.


 No.29856

>>29845

Sorry dude, I can't get sauce on that single account especially if I can't remember the woman's name.


 No.30773

File: 8a759b3aea9964a⋯.webm (464.07 KB, 640x360, 16:9, zodiackiller.webm)

>>29837

You know how when you catch the flu you're being trolled by these tiny fucking not-even-sentient strings of protein? Something like that. We can play stupid to lull them into a false sense of security then act in unexpected ways to catch the fuckers off guard.

>>29838

Something like this, maybe there are more subtle means of subverting the bastards. Outkike the spaceniggers. They're tricky though, easier will be the government. Maybe distributed consensus cracking methods to crank up the noise on their intel gathering ops. Make them think their 'greytest allies' have broken ranks, had enough of the agreements in place and are resuming their activities in earnest. The suits are more on edge than the public given what they know (the deep state actors read into the black SAPs anyway), their trepidation is weak point that can be exploited. I'm going to start work on this and see if it forces anyone's hand. The ayyys only do what they do because they assume surrender would be inevitable.




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