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Mr. Anderson 02/13/17 (Mon) 21:30:29 No.29506

You're walking through the woods all alone when you see this. What do you do?

Mr. Anderson 02/13/17 (Mon) 23:48:58 No.29508

Fuck it.

Mr. Anderson 02/14/17 (Tue) 03:34:23 No.29509

Shoot it in the head, hoping that it works and kicking myself for not working on my supernatural pistol rounds.

Silver-jacked JHP filled with white ash and salt dissolved in holy water. Those should fuck up most spoops, right?

Mr. Anderson 02/14/17 (Tue) 07:15:24 No.29511

Take picture and upload on /x/

Mr. Anderson 02/14/17 (Tue) 10:39:33 No.29513

>"You're a big bat!"

Mr. Anderson 02/14/17 (Tue) 12:12:48 No.29514

Wonder why the sunlight didn't kill it.

Mr. Anderson 02/15/17 (Wed) 01:11:22 No.29537

It's an Emminent or Patriarch or Lord, and those guys shrug off sunlight in theory.

That, or a Greater Vampire, which is some Caine tier fuckery.

Mr. Anderson 02/16/17 (Thu) 20:44:08 No.29568

File: 50e24f23d12c5ed⋯.jpg (187.22 KB, 525x1216, 525:1216, lemme smash.jpg)

Try to fuck it. On a more serious note try to communicate with it. Then fuck it.

Mr. Anderson 02/17/17 (Fri) 12:16:51 No.29592

Be really scared, then think it was fake. Then think maybe it is actually real and run the fuck out of there, heel-to-toe.

Mr. Anderson 02/18/17 (Sat) 11:59:16 No.29615

For you.

Mr. Anderson 02/19/17 (Sun) 02:30:41 No.29629

Well, there's no use in running.

>*See spoops*

>Prays to god and says:

>"Observer God1 to anon, requesting fire support, over

>"Grid Golf Golf 1337 8008, over."

>"1 vampiric spoopy with wings, sleeping under foliage. Danger Close, Fire for effect, over"

>"Anon, this is God1, 20 rounds of HolyExplosive. TOF 20 seconds, Shot-Over"

>*Spoopy wakes up but is doesn't know what's about to happen to us*

>"Shot-out. Be seeing you, god. "

>*hundreds of square meters of woods is cleansed in holy fire*

Mr. Anderson 02/19/17 (Sun) 05:37:16 No.29631

Ask it to make me an immortal.

Mr. Anderson 02/19/17 (Sun) 12:18:22 No.29636

10/10 post

But this is the correct answer. I like how you think, anon.

Mr. Anderson 02/19/17 (Sun) 17:36:56 No.29639

c-can i fuck it

Mr. Anderson 02/20/17 (Mon) 04:58:05 No.29653

Neat prop

Mr. Anderson 02/22/17 (Wed) 16:44:34 No.29731

Furiously masturbate, make a lot of noise, and cum in it's face as soon as it wakes up.

Mr. Anderson 02/22/17 (Wed) 20:31:42 No.29735

turn 720 degrees and walk away

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