/x/ - Paranormal

AS much as I want footage of another species of great ape, the thing in the video walks exactly like a person would walk down a mountain. Plus, the proportions are too human; a Bigfoot would have shorter legs and longer arms. At 5:13 you can clearly see the backpack.

>>28553

How many ways are there for a bipedal creature to walk down a mountain? If Bigfoot is real, it probably walks similarly to us. Not the exact same, because the shape of its foot is different, but more or less.

>At 5:13 you can clearly see the backpack.

All I see is a curvature, there isn't nearly enough detail to be able to tell if it's a backpack. All I can say is that the way it moves reminds me of an animal more than a human (yes I know humans are animals, but you know what I mean).

>>28530

>Around 9 ft tall

He's a big guy

>>28574

>How many ways are there for a bipedal creature to walk down a mountain?

Well, you do have a point there.

As for the backpack, there's something angular jutting out at the lower back above the buttocks.

>All I can say is that the way it moves reminds me of an animal more than a human

Yeah, something's not right about the movements. It's freaking me out.

>>28576

For you.

>>28530

>video starts

>Clearly a human made lean-to

>"Looks like some creature did this"

> It's clearly man-made

> they see it

>Looks like a normal human shape

>just bigger/skinny

>"It's shaking its fist at us! It's jumping up and down!"

>It doesn't at all, it's just walking

>>28588

>Clearly a human made lean-to

A human would have used a hatchet…

>>28598

And the branches looked wet, fresh. Ripping that bough from a living tree was no small feat.

>>28598

>>28604

>Not seeing the red paracord

>Not aware of the fact that humans are intelligent enough to make a lean-to without a hatchet

>>28604

LOL. Tree branches can stay green for months. Also, look at the top of the shelter. Do you not see the clear and obvious hatchet marks?

I don't know if it's fake, but if it's real these guys are the most autistic hikers ever

>oh, we see a huge humanoid figure walking down the mountain towards us in a seemingly angry mood? let's just stand still, keep filming and commenting with all the women and children who are with us

>oh, we lost sight of him? nvm, i'm sure it will be perfectly fine if we stay where we are and cook some meal

Its weird, really. I can't tell if this is legit or not. Granted, I've heard plenty of people talk about Sasquatch and some swear on their life they've come across the creature.

The creature walking down the mountain had the body type very familiar to a human, but has to have been at least ~3 meters tall. Quite frankly, it could all be a hoax, too. An elaborate attempt at encouraging more visitation to the area wouldn't surprise me either.

>>28530

>>28605

I think we have an explanation

>>28685

why that's just a regular chimpanzee

>>28530

Could be a tall guy wearing a long puffy jacket. The "den" is a text book manmade survival hut. Literally text book.

They jumped to the conclusion that it was made by a creature awful quickly.

Then again it could be a skinwalker. Because this is /x/.

The movement was pretty erratic and jittery. If I were an offgrid hobo and came back to my camp to find a bunch of people in it, I probably would hide out and watch quietly from the distance until they left rather than make a silhouette spectacle of myself.

Then again, if I were a crazy hobo, who knows what I'd do.

http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2017/02/new-evidence-emerges-in-north-dakota-bigfoot-encounter/

What do you think, /x/? Was it a hoax or is the government trying to hide the existence of these creatures?

>>29403

Ghosts and aliens and the like I understand, that would break more than a few people's minds. Why would they want to cover up what amounts to an ape?

>>29418

Off the top of my head:

1. Sasquatch might be more than just an ape. It might come from another dimension. There are reports of sasquatch disappearing into thin air, hypnotising people, and being sighted shortly before/after strange lights appeared in the sky.

2. Sasquatch might be too intelligent to be considered just another animal. The government would have to publicly admit that we share the planet with at least one intelligent non-human species, which would cause all sorts of different reactions from the public. Much easier to deal with it in secret.

3. Sasquatch is responsible for killing thousands of people and it's partly the government's fault because they didn't take it seriously until recently.

>>29424

Good point there with #2. I can only imagine the outcry from animal rights groups and humanitarians for sasquatch rights. What an absolute shitshow it would be between people who want to see them in zoos, and people who want to give them human rights.

>>29141

>The movement was pretty erratic and jittery. If I were an offgrid hobo

This. Innawoods meth head sees people in his camp, and starts chimping out.

>>28588

When the guy says that it's shaking it's fist at us and jumping hes actually just making fun of the kid who thinks that it's bigfoot

>>28645

The reason that they were filming the hike is because it was a field trip with a group of special needs kids so yes they were the most autistic hikers ever

>>29656

ah, that explains it