CERN SERN HALF LIFE 3 MANDELA STEINS;GATE RED PILL Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:18:58 No. 25877
There will never be a half life 3 because We are half life 3.
CERN IS black mesa.
The Large Hardron Collider is the Anti-Mass Spectrometer
Black Mesa created the Resonance Cascade
CERN created the Mandela Effect
It's called HALF-life because HALF of us remember half of life being different via the Mandela Effect Resonance Cascade
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Resonance_Cascade
>"The Resonance Cascade is a cataclysmic quantum event created after the insertion of Xen crystal sample "GG-3883" into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer at Black Mesa"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micro_black_hole
>Micro black holes, also called quantum mechanical black holes or mini black holes, are hypothetical tiny black holes, for which quantum mechanics effects play an important role.[1]
>According to notes from Gordon's desk, every object has a set resonance. When studied, the object will resonate even more, and sometimes even rapidly. If the object resonates too much, it can open dimensional rifts and portals.
>While appearing to have been a contained event, it did in fact have repercussions across the entire planet. The Resonance Cascade was the cause of not only the interdimensional rift, but also all following events.
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Mass_Spectrometer
>mass spectrometers are used to measure the mass and relative concentration of atoms and molecules
http://cms.web.cern.ch/tags/extra-dimensions
http://phys.org/news/2015-03-mini-black-holes-lhc-parallel.html
>Detection of mini black holes at the LHC could indicate parallel universes in extra dimensions
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/george-elerick/cern-scientist-reassures-_b_8411468.html
>CERN Scientist Reassures That Black Hole Will Not Destroy the Human Race
http://www.zmescience.com/science/cern-experiment-dimension-23845234/
>CERN experiment to test if we can connect to another dimension
https://search.cern.ch/Pages/WebResults.aspx?k=dimensions
https://search.cern.ch/Pages/WebResults.aspx?k=black+hole
https://search-new.cern.ch/Pages/results.aspx?k=black%20hole
https://search-new.cern.ch/Pages/results.aspx?k=dimension
>I understand what you're getting at, but it seems like you used half-life as an excuse to start a thread that isn't about videogames.
I can understand why anons could feel that way, but I posted this because of how I realized how deeply intertwined the events that are taking place are with videogames, specifically with Half-Life, that I know /v/ is always talking about and hoping for a sequel (half-life 3) but I came to the realization that We, as in Us in real life, are the sequel. adding to that the direct relation to Steins;gate, this inadvertently yet unavoidably makes videogames and anime real.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2548396/?ref_=cs_ov_tt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2697688/?ref_=tt_rec_tti
>Half-Life
>Sci-Fi, Thriller
>Half-Life Poster
>An Amercian scientific research facility opens a portal to a hostile alien world, who begin to invade the earth.
>God Particle (2017)
>(you mean the higs boson?)
>Sci-Fi, Thriller | 24 February 2017 (USA)
>A shocking discovery forces a team of astronauts aboard a space station to fight for survival while their reality has been altered.
>REALITY HAS BEEN ALTERED
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:20:22 No. 25878
Steins;Gate predicted the mandela effect. they run around changing things with time travel to make slight differences that result in things about their world being slightly different in new timelines in which only Rintarou Okabe/Hououin Kyouma has any memory of, because Okabe is one of "the unforgotten" who can remember differences in the timeline. CERN/ SERN. Bragg's / Bragg JCpenny / JCpenney fruit loops / froot loops sketchers / skechers coco puffs / cocoa puffs.
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:20:52 No. 25879
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:21:23 No. 25880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSXkfV_mhA
notice how in some frames there are only 4 people. residue of the mandela effect.
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:22:04 No. 25881
CERN created the internet.
or at least that's what the facts are in this timeline.
in my timeline CERN never created the internet.
in my timeline the internet was created in the earlier days of the military to create a new secret more secure form of communication, and the project was used by the earlier hackers who basically found and then began to use the internet for their own needs, and the military did nothing to stop it, but rather sat back and watched. they always wanted others to use it, because look at what it became today. today the internet is the largest worldwide surveilance system where people unknowingly or knowingly give their information to the entire world. However, it is beginning to appear more as though CERN may have hijacked the timeline for their own purposes and made themselves the original creators of the internet. in theory, how much money or power would one person hold if they were to go back in time and become the original creator of google, and never sell it?- let alone the entire internet?
here are some links, some are more conflicting than others- perhaps due to timeline residue. not everything gets changed or erased, similarly to how so many people remember things differently.
https://home.cern/topics/birth-web
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/09/history-internet/
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2407539,00.asp
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=81408
http://www.whoishostingthis.com/blog/2014/11/11/arpanet/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_World_Wide_Web
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Internet
http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question50007.html
http://techland.time.com/2012/07/25/how-government-did-and-didnt-invent-the-internet/
http://www.cs.ucsb.edu/~almeroth/classes/F04.176A/homework1_good_papers/Alaa-Gharbawi.html
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:25:06 No. 25882
I included very few quotes of some other anons and the things that they say they also remember. if those few anon's quotes are not accurate, don't whine.
bernstein bears (originally) became berenstein bears, became berenstain bears.
berenstein is what people who can't handle the shock use to say it wasn't berenstain.
it was ALWAYS bernstein bears, ( bern stein )
they are trying to confuse us with a double negative.
mirror mirror on the wall snow white now magic mirror on the wall
luke, I am your father starwars now no, I am your father
mr.rogers says "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood" instead of "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood".
"this" excludes everyone at home, "the" is what he always said and he was including everyone.
Looney Toons now Luney Tunes
Interview with a vampire is now called Interview with the vampire.
sketchers now skechers
mona lisa now smiles
fruit loops is now froot loops
the line "beam me up, scotty" was never uttered in star trek (now)
>"life Is like a box of chocolates- you never know what you're gonna get"
is now
>"life WAS like a box of chocolates- you never know what you ARE going to get"
in the movie "The Wizard of OZ" the scarecrow (who wants to have a brain) NOW HOLDS A GUN.
he never had a gun before.
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:25:48 No. 25883
in the scene from the first pirates of the carribean Jack Sparrow is trying to convince Barbosa to work with him in the first movie and starts bribing him with the offer of a hat, "a really big one", and then he adds "with a feather in it" this really hit me hard, I definitely remember this one as well, I haven't re-watched the movie yet but everyone says that that scene doesn't exist anymore.
many people have begun to experience the resurfacing of very strange old memories of drowning when they were little or memories of being swimming deep underwater somewhere or in a pool when they were little but still being able to be breathing somehow.
>"Similar thing happened with the game Spiderman: Web of shadows with the final QTE sequence, where when you fail, Spiderman says, in a chipper tone "Well, that's a nice trick." We laughed our asses off as every time you fail the QTE, it goes back to Spiderman saying "Well, that's a nice trick."
>"We heard it every single time my cousin failed, so it was at least 5 times. Fast forward and he gets to the ending again, ready for us to laug hagain, but now Spiderman says a downcast "Nice trick… didn't stop it." now no matter what, the ending is "Nice trick… didn't stop it." but we KNOW he said "Well, that's a nice trick."
>"Anyone remember things differently than when they were kids? I only briefly remember one part from A Goofy Movie, that doesn't exist anymore. It was during the roadtrip montage, and Max and Goofy were at a baseball game, they got a player to sign it, and handed it to them."
>"I distinctly remember a static shot of the baseball in question with about two sentences to a paragraph of cursive writing. I remember this specifically because I couldn't read in cursive at the time, and wanted to know what it said. I tried rewatching my original VHS copy and the shot was missing, as well as a pirated version I got online and my nephew's DVD version."
>"So does anybody else remember Dick Clark dying in late 2012 and not April?"
>"Today I saw a post on halfchan. They were talking about Kissinger in the PRESENT. that nigga died 3 years ago after blowing his mouth about Nixon cuz muh deathbed confession"
>"I was almost certain Rip Torn died a few years ago."
Fidel castro is alive again
a huge amount of people remember playing a very old PC game from the 1990's that has a scary singing bathtub in one scene called "grandma and me" where you can find a worm that comes out of an apple and sings "bo Bo Bo Bo bO bo" and upon playing that game again the worm is undiscoverable.
>"Noam Chomsky is alive today. I've been thinking about that a lot lately, and it freaks me out for some reason."
many people remember watching Moonraker (Bond) and noticing that the girl Jaws falls in love with had braces on her teeth and that that was the point of the scene because they both have metal on their teeth but now she has no braces.
Is it just me? Does anyone else remember the girl having braces?
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:27:46 No. 25884
"if you build it they will come" is now "if you build it he will come"
"Forgive us our tresspasses, as we forgive those who tresspass against us"
is now
"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors"
Wineskins is now Wine bottles
coco puffs is now cocoa puffs
chic-fil-a is now chick-fil-a
cheez-itz is now cheez-it
bragg's is now bragg
jiffy peanut butter and jif peanut butter both used to exist but now only Jif exists
jfk assassination had 4 people in the car, now its 6 and the wife is there and is wearing this insane pink dress and the video quality is astoundingly better than it has ever been
many people remember the wife putting her body over JFK to protect him but now she appears to go near him and put her hand under his head right before his head gets blown to bits and then crawl all over the back of the car
look at the world map. it has changed.
JCpenny is now JCpenney
Fabreeze is now Febreze
Oscar Meyer is now Oscar Mayer
mamas and papas california dreamin "I began to pray" is now "I pretended to pray"
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:28:09 No. 25885
woman named "sally fields" "you like me, you really like me"
is now called "sally field" and now says "you like me, right now you like me"
"we are the champions….. OF THE WORRRRRLLLLD!!!" cuts off now and doesn't say "of the world" anymore.
the word "dilemna" is now "dilemma"
the board game monopoly "ventura avenue" is now "ventnor avenue"
>south america
>australia
>greenland and iceland
>japan
>korea
>new zealand
all locations have changed or shifted in size or location or shape.
http://mandelaeffect.com/chartreuse-red-or-green/
many people remember chartreuse being a more red type of color, not green or yellow.
do your own research. don't allow yourself to be misguided or disinformed. the shills are among us.
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:29:06 No. 25886
"totally real people" will take the time and effort to post attempts at highly convincing arguments like:
>In a world with even minutely different geography second order effects wouldn't be how many people are in JFKs car but whether the country exists in this form at all. Move North America one mile West and you've changed every person that will ever be born there. Do you realize how astoundingly unlikely it is that your sperm in particular was successful?
>you just have a bad memory
>memory is imperfect, u r shit, theres no alternate universes
>the number of people in JFK assassination car went back to 4! whoops now it's back to 6! haha! am I doing it rite guis?
>wow it sure is summer in here!
>it's just the weekend, and everyone in this entire thread, no, everyone that believes in the mandela effect is from saturday and are all retarded
>nice meme!
>you are mentally ill
>I bet you're a millennial. They don't seem to remember anything.
>I bet your young, that's why you can't remember anything and are stupid and believe in the mandela effect
>I bet your old, that's why you can't remember anything and are stupid and believe in the mandela effect
>The only people I know who care about this shit are all complete fucking idiot retards. For goodness sakes it really is not worth the time and effort to think about this so much. Why are you so scared if the past is changing or not? You should be devoting your thought to more important matters.
>berenstain is the only thing that they changed- the rest of that stuff is just your mind playing tricks on you, and it wasn't a parallel dimension- it was just the jews
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:29:32 No. 25887
(notice how they try to admit a little in desperation to placate "the unforgotten" / mandela effect believers)
also know this- I'm jewish, or at least I was. I'm something different now and I want everyone to know the truth.
you have to keep in mind that alot of the jew meme is just spread by some of the more angry /pol/ers or /pol/ jokers, and by some who legitimately believe the jews are at fault for everything- but i discovered a deeper agenda to the whole jew meme. some shills who want that jew meme spread WANT everyone to focus all their attention and frustration for all their problems on a giant generalized group of religious people so that they are distracted and don't give any attention to the true leaders of the global elite cult. the tops of corporations and government.
those leaders also claim to be jewish to further this meme so that everyone looks at them and goes "the jews control my life! fuck them!" but Again, they will do nothing but be upset towards a bunch of random people in the general population. this works for them because Yet still, the global elite cult bosses are left alone. untouched by any responsibility.
http://biblehub.com/revelation/2-9.htm
>9I know your affliction and your poverty — though you are rich! And I am aware of the slander of those who falsely claim to be Jews, but are in fact a synagogue of Satan.
http://biblehub.com/revelation/3-9.htm
>9Look at those who belong to the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews but are liars instead. I will make them come and bow down at your feet, and they will know that I love you.
>HAHA I just realized where your major malfunction is. All of your primary knowledge of media prior to 2000 comes from parodies. 90% of your list are paraphrased parodies of the original material, found in cartoons and comedy movies. The rest are you just being an illiterate twat. but don't listen to me, I must a shill.. OoooooOOooh dumbass.
>wow everyone who believes in the mandela effect is a stubborn conspiracy theorist who can't handle anyone being right! I'm going to tell everyone that mandela people think: "anyone who disagrees with me is a shill" but I'm going to kee shilling by simultaneously posting that argument and also saying the mandela effect is fake and wrong and a lie in every thread!
>Its not a conspiracy its just when some idiot remembers something poorly and puts his recollection on a webpage or in an email and spreads the bad info to others who automatically trust it.
>In the old days information was handed down by telling stories so by the time it had been passed around a dozen times, it was completely different.
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:29:51 No. 25888
>it's called "remembering something incorrectly and its for normalfags or /fringe/-tier autists.
>You remember things wrong, but in your case your ego doesn't let you admit you may possibly have remembered something incorrectly, Now fuck off
>thousands of people are all remembering things wrong in all the same ways because they are idiots, and someone told them to think that, and it's important for me to run around posting that everyone is wrong in every mandela thread because if I dont everyone will think they are right- when they are actually totally wrong, and the list you posted is a joke, and three quarters are obvious and the last quarter I just don't care about!
>You're just an eyesore!
>You will be ignored
>You will be forgotten
>all of these are bs because the brain remembers bernstein better but it's just the brain correcting the thought to make it easier for itself.
when "totally real people" or "TRP's" surface in such numbers… it can only mean we are doing or thinking of something they do not want us to
The only evidence that any of this has, is what currently exists. That which is the conflict that people have with far more people's memories than those who agree with it. I see no reason to disbelieve in the effect and instead cling to some bizarre theory of highly specific mass memory error. There is currently no worthy acceptable explaination for how so many people from so many different places all over the world could possibly remember (exactly) all the same commonly recognizable and well known events, names, locations of continents and other places, and general miscellaneous things all WRONG, in EXACTLY the same ways.
You can not trick us, You can not fool us. You will not make us forget. stop lying to yourself. deny yourself the truth no longer. We are the unforgotten.
I would also like to mention that I hate to be that person who slowly trickles information into my thread. I present all my data up front and straight forward. I know there are those who definitely do jump on this thread and read it start to finish drooling all the way as they go, I know I would If I ever came across a thread like this. I let the information present itself, I let the information draw the reader/ seeker of knowledge in so that by reading it they become more interested. I'm not interested in those who lightly skim and run away in fear and laziness.
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:30:17 No. 25889
>My main question is that some of these things seem frivolous, so why would anyone intentionally change them?
a sound possible speculation is that significant (or insignificant) events are changed and through the butterfly effect, these create an unstoppable chain of reactions which result in a lot of small changes like the title of your favorite cartoon manifesting into reality as altered. some people'es memories are altered, and others are spared.
It's just nice to see other people freak out when they absolutely know without a doubt that things they have always known in their everyday life, things that they undoubtably and unshakably remember clearly and sharply, are now obviously and unmistakably altered and noticabley and tangibley different. I and many others have seen Bragg's apple cider vinegar (brand name) suddenly appear forever changed as "bragg" in their pantry. we can all pick up that bottle that we bought as "Bragg's" and touch it, and feel it, and know that it is different than the bottle we got from the store "way back".
>always buy bragg's apple cider vinegar from wholefoods
>one day go on the internet
>everyone flipping out saying it changed to JUST "bragg"
>run to my pantry and look
>all the bottles say "bragg" now
>hue hue?
>call "bragg" company
>"yea we have had loads of people calling us about this, no no we have always been bragg"
>even watched a video on youtube of the lady who owns "bragg" calling it "bragg's"
if you are one of the people who have noticed the difference I reccomend you call the "bragg" company if you are curious enough and ask them if they remember and how many others have called. I encourage you to be polite and not keep them too long however.
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 16:32:21 No. 25890
I hope you all enjoy the most highly detailed and updated info yet on the mandela effect and closely related theories.
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 18:34:07 No. 25899
>>25881
WTF I remember cisco (when they were cisco systems) as the inventor of the internet.
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 18:54:43 No. 25903
>>25889
I was an anon in those GATE threads. They are not exactly as psyop-y as they seem. It was shilled hard, it was full of kek-worshipping drug addicted fools, but it was not a psyop, it is a legit rabbit hole that only connects back to mandela effect by one thing. All these (smart kids) GATE people, even years later high as fuck on all the modern drugs pharmashills can offer, all of them knew the bears are 'stein'
Ghost 08/06/16 (Sat) 22:24:43 No. 25914
Take your meds.
>>25903
>Kek is drug addicted foolery
>but HALF LIFE 3 IS ACTUALLY REAL LIFE!!!!!!!1111111NKLNKLADNFKLDNSAFLKNDSAKLFDFDSLAKFNDIOFNWEPIOGHWEPOGJP is normal
Kill yourself.
Ghost 08/07/16 (Sun) 14:28:19 No. 25928
Ghost 08/07/16 (Sun) 14:44:01 No. 25935
>>25914
Your false god will betray you.
kuk
Ghost 08/07/16 (Sun) 15:54:40 No. 25937
>>25903
it doesn't connect back at all, it's just a clustertruck of bullshit information that doesn't mean anything and is poorly presented.
Ghost 08/07/16 (Sun) 15:55:02 No. 25938
>>25914
we already took the red pill
Ghost 08/07/16 (Sun) 18:54:10 No. 25942
>>25881
This is most conCERNing news.
Ghost 08/07/16 (Sun) 19:42:52 No. 25943
Ghost 08/08/16 (Mon) 00:20:49 No. 25956
>>25935
Kek is the one true god, christcuck.
Ghost 08/08/16 (Mon) 16:02:23 No. 25967
>>25956
you worship a shitty processed desert treat?
Ghost 08/08/16 (Mon) 19:45:25 No. 25974
>>25885
Alright, We are the Champions does it for me. I remembered Berenstein, I was a well read kid and there is no way I would fuck that up. I remember NZ being above Aus and to the left, otherwise why isn't NZ the land down under, if its more down under?
We are the Champions though? That fuckin seals it. I just listened to it for myself, a few versions of the song, and none of them have the ending. What the fuck. It felt like someone let go of my dick mid handjob when I didn't hear "Of the worrrrrld!", my ears and mind were ready for it because I've heard it a thousand times.
Ghost 08/08/16 (Mon) 19:48:42 No. 25975
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>25974
Nevermind, I might suck cocks. I just found a live version with the ending, but it still doesn't sound like I remember.
Ghost 08/08/16 (Mon) 20:12:33 No. 25976
I just cant describe how excited and freaking out I am.
Ghost 08/08/16 (Mon) 23:09:40 No. 25980
>>25956
Kek is one true God out of many.
The only "God" that doesn't deserve godhood recognition is the Jewish volcan demon YHWH.
Ghost 08/08/16 (Mon) 23:10:10 No. 25981
Ghost 08/09/16 (Tue) 15:52:39 No. 25988
>>25980
>>25981
are you retarded? nowhere in the jewish religion do they worship a demon or a volcano. all you kek meme morons are so stupid, you think you're such hot shit but all you do is post kek everywhere and tell people to take their meds.
Ghost 08/12/16 (Fri) 21:20:13 No. 26042
>>25881
CERN invented the web, not the internet. The two are different.
Ghost 08/13/16 (Sat) 17:48:37 No. 26047
But why mandela? why the Bearenstein bears?
Why those things?
Ghost 08/19/16 (Fri) 21:08:19 No. 26160
Ghost 08/19/16 (Fri) 21:13:55 No. 26161
>>25878
There was a thread last night about trump being a time traveler, at first i called bullshit, but now this.
Shit is getting scary.
Ghost 08/19/16 (Fri) 21:23:43 No. 26164
>>26162
Yeah, it sonds silly, but it started making sense once i read this thread, the butterflky effect is the crux.
If trump is REALLY a time traveler, consider this:
>Want to rule the world/fix things
>testla's stuff
>suddenly people beyond the 2005-2006 mark start noticing strange things, mind you, around this tim trump was very active on tv, speaking at shows and stuff like that.
>be trump, travel in time to emulate hitler, start changing things around so that the globalists are sure to lose this time.
>butterfly effect is noticed by wackos at first, then it escalates.
>political predcitions and analists terrified of trump.
There is something really strange going on in our world.
Ghost 08/19/16 (Fri) 21:31:45 No. 26165
>>26164
cern was probably created to fight him, in one of the terminator video games and in the movie terminator 3 rise of the machines, the particle collider is what the terminator sits inside of in a ball that disappears when they spawn after time travel and they roll around in circles.
cern is a giant circle partical collider LHC and they are using that to fight him and fuck with time
Ghost 08/19/16 (Fri) 21:37:57 No. 26166
>>26165
>1. fight him
this is a possibility, but we need lots of more info, instead of especulation
>2. cern is fucking with time/space
I'am 100% sure they are doing this somehow.
Entire universe is made up of particles, protons, etc. Cern sole purpose for existing is to mess around and experiment with said thigs.
Most people dont realize what this means. Particles and protons are the nbature of life,of existance. Within each particle is the code, the "rules" of matter, of existence.
Cern is actively messing and exploring how can they change these rules, and what they might affect.
To be completely honest, at this point, i' rather just shut it down entirely and blow up the registry/installations.Whenever i think of CERN, i remember that story about a baby playing with a snake, without realizing what it was until too late
Ghost 08/19/16 (Fri) 21:44:16 No. 26167
the shilling in the /pol/ thread is really hilarious. the TRP's are practically throwing a temper tantrum
Ghost 08/19/16 (Fri) 22:34:40 No. 26170
>>26164
There's some good stuff over at:
>>>/pol/7183278
Ghost 08/19/16 (Fri) 22:50:32 No. 26172
>>26170
The threads are linked.
The memes are converging.
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 00:17:22 No. 26173
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 06:24:34 No. 26182
>>26167
>I'll just sage this thread 70 times
>That won't look suspicious
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 09:51:51 No. 26185
>>26162
>>26164
Holy fuck my mind is getting blown the fuck up right now.
It all makes sense. In fact I've noticed that the time there was a Mandela effect over Queen's "We are the Champions" was around 2006, at which time I had it on my ipod, and listened to it almost everyday. I started noticing that the final part was missing just around that time, I figured I was going insane, but there's honestly no explanation, where there used to be "of the world…" is now just an empty sound.
What. The. Fuck.
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 11:07:43 No. 26187
>>26186
There's more, like the fact that Pluto-Uranus square that we're currently in (and which ends in 2016) means that every possible war that can happen will happen.
>Breaking points (Pluto) can be breakthrough points (Uranus)
>Crisis (Uranus) relieves chronic stress (Pluto)
>Facing one’s woundedness (Pluto) leads to personal liberation (Uranus)
>Via synchronicity, successful inner work (Pluto) triggers magic—walls turn into doors (Uranus)
>Sudden changes (Uranus) often reveal underlying issues (Pluto)
>Bold moves (Uranus) can lead to empowerment and insight (Pluto)
And that Uranus is in Aries from 2011 to 2018. Which means sudden, violent and unexpected surprises. Last time we had this combo, Hitler happened in Europe (1927-1935). So shit's going down.
But every time I try to post it, the server shits itself.
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 13:21:52 No. 26189
>>25887
in the bible, 'jews' used to be 'judeans', it was changed in the king jame version despite jews not actually even existing at the time in the way we know them, so i think you should reconsider with your interpretation of that particular verse kike shill
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 14:44:59 No. 26191
>>25877
Hi, /x/. I don't even know where to begin. This is my first post on this board and I'm crossposting from /pol/.
My story:
>I was 12 years old
>got pneumonia
>remember being delirious, drifting in and out of consciousness
>mom, pressing cold cloths to my head
>dad in bathroom, pouring ice in the tub and turning the water on
>have temperature of 106.1
>"hurry, michael hurry"
>dunked in ice bath
>"honey, call 911"
>wake up at doctor's office, sitting upright fully dressed on the edge of the exam table
>doctor explaining nothing more than a severe chest cold
>years later, ask mom and dad "hey, remember when i got pnuemonia?"
>both of them "wtf are you talking about anon, you never had that"
>describe the above
>"is that one of your video game story things you're talking about?"
So, I just explained to my wife what the Mandela Effect is.
>she remembers Berenstain Bears, not Berenstein
>her: Jonny Quest; me: Johnny Quest
>her: Jif Peanut Butter; me: Jiffy
>her: Teddy Ruxpin; me: Theodore Ruxpin
>her: Brawny Paper Towels; me: Brauny
>mfw i realize i died at 12 and slipped through somewhere else
i don't know how else to feel about this. this is probably the most fucked up i've ever felt ever.
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 14:48:53 No. 26192
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 14:49:16 No. 26193
>>26191
Yeah, that entire thread is pure mindfuckery.
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 16:54:46 No. 26195
>>26192
dont feel like watching that now but can confirm it's disappeared from 99% of the places it used to be. might be a good example of reality residue.
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 17:22:09 No. 26197
>>26192
I know that, but it went missing from my fucking Ipod, and it was 100% there before.
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 17:55:12 No. 26199
>>26039
isnt that the same golden calf that moses got pissed at them for worshipping because it WASNT god?
this is some /pol/ levels of ignoring the words of their own book.
They never worshipped the god of the bible, he helped them out and they betrayed him in worship of other beings like three times, and the last time they did it he finally gave up on them and cursed them to roam the world eternally without a home and to be maligned every where they went.
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 18:01:28 No. 26200
>>26039
what's your point? that a bunch of really fucking retarded jewish people betrayed God? how does that support your volcanoe demon worship bullshit?
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 18:02:39 No. 26201
>>26199
yea m8, jewish people had loads of problems in the bible. there were those who were totally straight legit with God the whole thing, but there were loads of them that betrayed God out of pure stupidity.
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 18:22:15 No. 26202
>>26201
If life were a court case, most people would be a scummy attorney, You can submit the bible and torah as pieces of damning evidence, written BY the accused, referred to BY the accused, but everyone ignores its contents.
The jews freely admit to being liars and backstabbers in their own holy book, they spit in the face of a god who has displayed his power by liberating them, they deny him for moloch multiple times, and when he leaves they ask why god is such a selfish dick, because they have absolutely no sense of personal responsibility or self reflection, their childish ways are observed by god and he forgives them for it, at first.
One of their own prophets tells them that god will send one final prophet to them, and they will have one last chance at redemption, and the jews rejoice.
then jesus comes along, that final prophet, and they murder him.
jews to this day still think there is a prophet coming, still deny that jesus was that prophet, and funny enough, jesus claimed his mission was for the jews, and I think he thought he himself was meant to be the reckoning when they denied him, but of course we know now that it was not him, but his teachings, christianity soon spread globally, and jews began to reap the curse of god under the banner of christ.
Ghost 08/20/16 (Sat) 20:52:24 No. 26204
>>26202
first of all the story showed the difference between good jews and jews who were not pious.
second, regardless of whether you are jewish or not, jesus is absolutely a false idol.
christianity and jesus and his story is a giant mess of confusion, misspeaking, deception, corruption, and poor choice of wording. christianity as its basis is an email viral spam tactic for example "send this email to 10 people or a spooky ghost will pop up"
basically, the moment I hear that someone thinks I will suffer in hell for ever and ever just because I don't think exactly the way that they do, I instantly lose all respect for them and they can't even resemble a speck of integrity, rationality, and credibility anymore to me.
they believe that even very nice people who did some good in the world go to hell just for not having ever heard about jesus before, for not believing in exactly what they do, for not thinking exactly what they think. what we have here is a case of whiny crybaby control freaks who can't handle that someone else on earth is different than them.
>"hey anon if you don't believe in jeeeezzzzzuhhhhhzz you will burn in hell!"
>"but remember, he loves you!"
there are hints in Matthew that jesus is evil and some people then even try to call him out on it, but he just throws away the accusation by saying another parable or confusing riddle that doesn't make grammatical sense. jesus speaks with a twisted tongue, always in parables. jesus actively and awarely follows a prophesy like a script and even misquotes incorrect bible verses and makes contradictions in order to attempt to fit the prophecy closer because instead of allowing G-D to guide him, he seems to want to put himself in that place regardless of if he fits or not. That isn't how its supposed to work. jesus is often referred to as the son of man, this doesn't make sense, because how can people worship a man?
jesus often says things that strongly imply that he intends his word to be assumed as higher authority than the word of the one and only Lord in heaven.(also in matthew)
matthew 5:7
17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."
jesus often warns people to not fall for false messiah and tricksters but often sounds just like something the orignal deceiver performing a new scam for the first time would they themselves say to keep attention away from them.
Matthew 1:23 says jesus (messiah) would be called Immanuel, which means "God with us." Yet no one, not even his parents, call him Immanuel at any point in the bible.
(Romans 1:3 says the Messiah is to be a descendant of David but how could jesus meet this requirement since Matthew 1 and Luke 3 show he descended from David through Joseph who was not his genetic father because of the Virgin Birth.
These are all things that are engineered by the global elite cult to keep everyones minds totally fucked up.
Also remember that both jesus and satan are referred to in the bible as the "morning star"
Ghost 08/21/16 (Sun) 08:22:41 No. 26211
>>26204
>(Romans 1:3 says the Messiah is to be a descendant of David but how could jesus meet this requirement since Matthew 1 and Luke 3 show he descended from David through Joseph who was not his genetic father because of the Virgin Birth.
>Jesus was an evil spawn of one of the other false gods that kept trying to fuck with Jehovah's shit, who impregnated Mary with black magic, thus cucking Joseph and preventing his from siring the messiah.
>mindfathercuckingblown.gif
Ghost 08/22/16 (Mon) 02:33:45 No. 26225
>>26211
funny, but remember there are no others than the one and only God.
jesus just wanted to be the messiah really really bad and let his ego get the better of him
Ghost 08/23/16 (Tue) 02:30:19 No. 26244
posting funny image of shills failing hard
Ghost 08/23/16 (Tue) 02:31:14 No. 26245
Ghost 08/27/16 (Sat) 02:53:03 No. 26329
Ghost 08/27/16 (Sat) 11:20:59 No. 26339
>>26191
I've probably already told this story a few time but eyyy, it fits to yours so… Oh and important: I may change minor details of the story from previous times because it's long ago that it actually happened. Also, I am gonna use some very easy language here because I am too lazy to write it down properly.
>be around 12 years old
>sick
>Return to school next week
>phys ed on monday, yo
>Teacher: "Children, pl0x do this exercise."
>Me: Scuse me teacher, I dunno what this exercise was
>Other children: "What? Of course you do, you did it last friday with áll of us"
>Me: "I was sick last friday? The fuck you all talking about?"
>Other children: "What? No, you were here. You were even happier than usual. Walking around with a smile all day and talking to people instead of being a fucking shut-in."
>Me: "Well, just… tell me how it goes."
Ghost 08/29/16 (Mon) 11:07:17 No. 26400
mr robot spoiler alert
in the first 8 episodes of season two there are mentions of
>alternate universes
>the clock from steins;gate anime
>"operation berenstain"
Ghost 08/29/16 (Mon) 11:07:55 No. 26401
Ghost 08/30/16 (Tue) 05:51:23 No. 26433
So I just watched the CERN sacrifice video, and does anyone else find the way the hooded guy stabs the girl on the ground to be odd? He's holding the knife at a kind of an awkward angle to begin with, and then bends down at though he's trying to touch his toes and barely pricks her. That's not the way you stab someone, at least if you're trying to kill or seriously injure them.
Ghost 09/01/16 (Thu) 02:22:03 No. 26468
>>26433
that's because it's totally a fake art piece, anon
Ghost 09/01/16 (Thu) 18:39:10 No. 26497
supposedly the guy who filmed it was found dead, do you not understand that?
Ghost 09/04/16 (Sun) 05:14:05 No. 26585
Ghost 09/04/16 (Sun) 10:48:58 No. 26592
Ghost 09/11/16 (Sun) 10:21:15 No. 26748
Did Hitler always have pretty blue eyes?
Ghost 09/11/16 (Sun) 10:32:43 No. 26750
>>25974
Fuck dude, I get that exact same feeling, you described it perfectly.
Ghost 09/11/16 (Sun) 11:47:38 No. 26753
Ghost 09/11/16 (Sun) 11:48:05 No. 26754
>>26753
actually, you sure that's not just colored that way?
Ghost 09/11/16 (Sun) 11:48:33 No. 26755
Ghost 09/11/16 (Sun) 16:52:37 No. 26757
>>26749
Yes, he's always been described as having steely blue eyes.
Ghost 09/13/16 (Tue) 00:30:27 No. 26813
Has Harry Potter's scar always been over his right eye?
Ghost 09/13/16 (Tue) 01:15:29 No. 26815
>>26813
It was in the middle of his forehead in the illustrated covers of the books- the movies changed it for aesthetics. No frameshift involvement there.
Ghost 09/13/16 (Tue) 03:04:22 No. 26822
so should we be glad that we got transferred to the universe that wasn't invaded by the combine?
Ghost 09/13/16 (Tue) 08:34:04 No. 26828
>>26822
we don't know where we are.
Ghost 09/13/16 (Tue) 13:15:45 No. 26837
>>26813
I remember it being off center, but that does seem a little too far right.
Ghost 09/13/16 (Tue) 17:16:20 No. 26841
>>25974
I dont recall NZ ever being above AU
Ghost 09/19/16 (Mon) 00:51:04 No. 26968
>>26339
did you ever think that… MAYBE they were just fucking with you? lmao.
Ghost 09/21/16 (Wed) 16:08:41 No. 27016
>>26813
>forehead scars
>>22566
Ghost 09/21/16 (Wed) 16:09:42 No. 27017
Ghost 09/21/16 (Wed) 22:05:08 No. 27023
>>25877
I had a dream about the mandela effect, among other things. I was in a desert temple (I always dream of empty places) which was basically the temple from the latest indiana jones movie. Inside was a "super holodeck" machine, which projected everything that's live on the planet. Without it, the world would be a barren rock.
There's various similar machines in scifi. I'm saying it's connected to the mandela effect, because whenever someone brings up the "simulation" hypothesis to explain it, it's always about a matrix type scenario. Other machines might explain it, and maybe better explain the duality "real reality\human perceived reality".
Ghost 09/22/16 (Thu) 10:44:26 No. 27038
>Skim over scientific concept article
>Understand half of it
>Immediately write long ass beforeitsnews-tier text and post to /x/
>BONUS: tie it to whatever dankest paranormal meme there is at the moment
Can we stop doing this? There is a reason half/x/ is so shitty and I would rather not see that happening here again.
People freaking out at misremembering things or looking up wrong sources then calling it Mandela Effect and/or some shit about muh timelines are a really dank meme, but come on, let's not go full schizo
Ghost 09/24/16 (Sat) 20:24:13 No. 27104
I bring you a sweet old as fuck pokemon card.
If pikachu really did have a black tail then the whole time thing also affects shit hidden in my attic.
So it aint a google prank
Ghost 09/24/16 (Sat) 21:48:59 No. 27106
>>27104
I'm 100% sure that it looked like this. What the fuuuuck!
Ghost 09/25/16 (Sun) 00:01:55 No. 27109
>>25877
How do we get back to the other half?
Ghost 09/25/16 (Sun) 11:19:21 No. 27112
>steins;gate casuals
have none of you played chaos;head? it seems a lot more relevant to most of this shit
Ghost 10/04/16 (Tue) 01:37:16 No. 27310
Ghost 10/04/16 (Tue) 01:38:02 No. 27311
>>27112
is it anything like the shitty robotics;notes that is an anime about fucking NOTHING?
Ghost 10/04/16 (Tue) 01:38:40 No. 27312
>>27109
we might not be meant to.
but I have a feeling that maybe this is the only universe and we only changed perspectives.
Ghost 10/05/16 (Wed) 19:30:43 No. 27327
Ghost 10/05/16 (Wed) 20:42:45 No. 27330
all these half life shit make me hope bigger incident at the CERN
Ghost 10/06/16 (Thu) 21:33:41 No. 27345
>>26197
>>26195
>>26192
Anyone own a copy of The Matrix: Path of Neo for PS2 or Xbone? At the end of that game they play the song (if you own the game, you know why they made such an odd fucking choice for a Matrix game)
See if the "off the world" part is there, because I distinctly remember it.
Ghost 10/10/16 (Mon) 10:02:26 No. 27426
>>25903
Fucking this. I just can't get over that fucking last name. BERNSTEIN.
Ghost 10/10/16 (Mon) 10:06:07 No. 27427
Ghost 10/13/16 (Thu) 04:11:26 No. 27482
>>27345
I have the game but don't have an Xbox anymore so sorry bruh
Ghost 10/14/16 (Fri) 11:04:11 No. 27505
>>25877
Mandela Effect / alternative universes explained
this video will blow your mind
Look at it to finish. The patience pays off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZkU6lV9YF0
Ghost 11/15/16 (Tue) 15:38:51 No. 28077
>>25884
About the cheez-it thing, I didn't believe it when I just googled it and everything came up Cheez-It, but I was watching an old episode of American Dad, and one of the characters refers to them as "Cheez-itz", and the name spelled with a z is on the list on the refridgerator. Spookiest thing is that the line is delivered by an alien.
Ghost 11/18/16 (Fri) 00:00:02 No. 28105
Ghost 11/18/16 (Fri) 00:01:27 No. 28106
>>27330
Shiva is coming back to save us all from ourselves.
Ghost 11/18/16 (Fri) 07:29:44 No. 28109
>>26204
>christianity and jesus and his story is a giant mess of confusion, misspeaking, deception, corruption, and poor choice of wording.
Poor translations will do that. Also, "Apostle Paul" was absolutely a liar and a false prophet, so right off the bat "the bible" includes 13 deceptive letters, as well as Luke and Acts (which were penned by Paul's scribe). The book is considerably more unified if you yank those out.
>suffer in hell for ever and ever
The Old Testament is very clear that the soul who sins shall die and death is like sleep and the wicked will simply no longer exist. The only exception is those who claim to speak for Yahowah yet twist his teachings and willfully deceive people. A better translation of the Hebrew will show this in the "ten commandments" (which itself is deceptive)
“You should never deceive or delude (lo nasha – you should not ever deploy clever tricks to enrich oneself by indebting others, and never beguile people, causing them to miss the Way / lo nasa – you should never lift up or bear, you should not ever actually support or advance, nor literally forgive or tolerate, nor promote yourself) through the (eth – with or by way of the) name or reputation (shem ) of Yahowah, your God (elohym ) , advancing worthless and lifeless deception (la ha showa (errantly transliterated shav’) – deploying that which advances devastating dishonesty, nullifying one’s existence, leading to emptiness and nothingness, deceitful and lifeless lies which are ineffectual, futile, and ruinous).
For indeed (ky – because) , Yahowah will never forgive or leave unpunished (lo naqah – will not purify or pardon, acquit or free from guilt, exempt from judgment and sentencing or release) those who (eth asher – in accordance with that which they associate) consistently deceive, actually beguile, and habitually delude (nasha – use clever trickery to continually mislead / nasa – advance, lift up, or promote themselves) in association with (eth – through) His name (shem – renown and reputation) to promote and effect (la – to advance accordingly) vain and ineffectual lies which lead to lifelessness and destruction (showa – devastating deceptions which nullify our existence leading to emptiness, worthlessness, and nothingness, deceitful, desolate, futile, and ruinous vanity).” (Shemowth / Names / Exodus 20:7)
Yet how do most people understand this verse?
"Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."
Terrible translation. Absolutely awful. There is a long, messy story as to why our modern translations are so terrible, but it mostly has to do with maintaining tradition and the status quo. Anyway, moving on.
>jesus speaks with a twisted tongue, always in parables.
Not always. He consistently refers people to the Torah for guidance, which is pretty straightforward and contains no parables or riddles at all.
>jesus is often referred to as the son of man, this doesn't make sense, because how can people worship a man?
Yahowsha (Jesus) WAS a man; a man without blemish, intended to serve as the Passover lamb. He absolutely didn't want anyone to worship him at all. He always pointed to the Father.
>jesus often says things that strongly imply that he intends his word to be assumed as higher authority than the word of the one and only Lord in heaven
Not really, not at all. He was the Word. He was the Torah made flesh.
>Matthew 1:23 says jesus (messiah) would be called Immanuel, which means "God with us." Yet no one, not even his parents, call him Immanuel at any point in the bible.
No, but they refer to him as God with us. He had the Holy Spirit of God, the Ruwach Qodesh, with him, and he performed miracles and healings for the people.
>how could jesus meet this requirement since Matthew 1 and Luke 3
Matthew is Joseph's side and Luke is Mary's side. Also, if he is raised and accepted as a son in the House of Joseph (which is descendant of the House of David), you can make the argument that biological parentage isn't necessary.
Ghost 11/18/16 (Fri) 07:33:37 No. 28110
Mandela effect is disinfo
What better way to get you to rewrite history, you misremembered it man it wasn't like that….
Ghost 11/22/16 (Tue) 01:07:35 No. 28150
>>28077
It is supposed to imply that our memories breaks whatever illusions we humans hold/remember as fact. Once they've been forgotten, the mind can't function.
Ghost 11/22/16 (Tue) 23:11:03 No. 28160
>>25882
Eat a dick stop spreading false information
Ghost 11/23/16 (Wed) 00:18:34 No. 28161
boys we all are in another universe, we jumped universes either to escape death or by some freak event
Ghost 11/23/16 (Wed) 00:37:44 No. 28163
>>28161
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU FUCKS REMEMBER EVERYTHING ALL WRONG
YOU'RE ALL FILTHY FUCKING FOREIGNERS INVADING MY REALITY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY UNIVERSE BEARENSTEINFAGGOTS
TRUMP WILL SEND YOU DIMENSION-HOPPING WETBACKS BACK TO YOUR OWN SHITTY UNIVERSE
BEARENSTAIN NATIVE SUPREMACY, DIMENSIONAL IMMIGRANTS HAVE TO GO BACK
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ghost 11/23/16 (Wed) 09:59:25 No. 28179
>>25877
odd. i was just watching this anime with my waifu. in fact, earlier this eve I even searched the first use of the term "Mandela effect" versus the first stein episode. it does seem the anime came first and properly predicted the effect. whats interesting to me is in the anime they used nothing more than a glorified microwave and a cellphone. it may be possible to alter the past for under $500…
Ghost 11/23/16 (Wed) 19:25:35 No. 28191
>>28161
SHIT
i had a out of body experience and before i left my body and went only consciousness in a completely different "dimension". it was dark and nothing was inside only myself.
he event took place on 01/11/2012
So then I just start. Colleague invited me to chat with him for a round of "legal highs" with him. Since I had already heard about it, I wanted to try it out.
This time it was worse than the other trips. I've had some bad trips behind me but that would have been so hard I had not thought of. I had to start laughing, could not stop, and stuck the other people in the room. All I can remember now is like a dream, because I was suddenly in another world.
The feeling for my body and my thoughts completely gone. I was in a dream world … Far from the living room where I was sitting.
I no longer had a physical body and found myself in a black felt endless endless dark space. Intuitively, I could feel that this space is infinite and extends in all directions
I was only conscious with my memories and my character.
I did not understand exactly why I was suddenly there. Something frightened suddenly suddenly broadened inside me … I briefly considered what I had done that I was here now..The worst thing was, I did not know much anymore..I had my NAME, family where I live where I was Where I work ALL forget … Everything seemed so fake, not real, and I was totally panicked because I wanted to get away from there and back into my real reality ….
I acted the whole time really intuitive
All of a sudden, I had different transparent "windows" / gatewayportals (I just call it)in front of my "eyes" (i had no physical eyes), where I saw different realities of mine and I could switch by hand back and forth … I could look into all these windows and listen … I wanted absolutely Back into my real world but you can not imagine how it feels if you do not know exactly how you got into this situation and how you get away from that place and you do not know who you are …
The next memories are scheming. I am lying on the couch. See double & triple. My cycle is at the end, my colleagues say I look totally pale and get bad air. I do not feel my body, and still I do not know exactly who I am and what exactly happened. My thoughts are mixed and I do not realize the situation. everything seems to me unreal and not real. The fear is a little gone, but the funny feeling that I am not in my real world / reality remains. After about 2 hours I can get up again and start slowly to realize what is currently happened. My trip into the this world seemed like an hour ago. My colleagues claim that it was only around the 5-10 minutes and I was permanently ill at laughter until i Fell faint .
The next day I feel like I'm in a bad sitcom. everything feels not real and even the breathing seems so unreal to me.
Image for better understanding my view in the world on the portals
Ghost 11/23/16 (Wed) 19:28:45 No. 28192
>>28191
Addition: my world also caught itself suddenly spinning around me faster and faster.
watch this video to understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9nQTp5oRxw
0:02 - 0:04
I just flip out really because this other anon has experienced the same
Werewolf 12/14/16 (Wed) 15:07:39 No. 28408
Werewolf 12/14/16 (Wed) 21:25:33 No. 28409
>>28191
Stop describing the Despair Code.
Werewolf 12/14/16 (Wed) 21:32:16 No. 28411
Flintstones changed to Flinstones and there are videos about this.
It's back to Flintstones now…
>Remember Flintstones being an example of Mandela, ya well its not anymore.
Werewolf 12/16/16 (Fri) 15:49:32 No. 28421
well "now" fidel castro is dead again.
Werewolf 12/28/16 (Wed) 21:08:46 No. 28527
why was my post deleted? please don't kill me
nb
Werewolf 12/29/16 (Thu) 04:19:39 No. 28533
So usually the reported effects are something relatively small, like something in pop culture or some other field of little consequence has changed. Rarely is anything earth-shattering reported to have changed. Do you think there are people who have gone to sleep in their comfy beds only to wake up nearly dead in a 3rd world ditch, unable to report it because they have no internet access? Or vice versa, some homeless person went to sleep in a ditch and woke up in a luxurious king-sized bed in a massive mansion? People living in a reality close to this one finding themselves in a post-nuclear world or some kind of peaceful, high-tech utopia? I suppose if there were cases of this happening, we likely wouldn't hear about it because they either could not or would not tell anyone, or the person would just be dismissed as crazy if they tried to tell someone. I mean, we really don't know a whole lot about this thing. It's mostly just speculation. The thought that there could be greater consequences of the Mandela Effect than we realize really scares me.
Werewolf 12/29/16 (Thu) 06:48:19 No. 28536
>>28161
>near death experience with water
I forget how old I was exactly, but sometime in my preteens, I was at my uncle's lakeside cabin. We were out on a boat and I took an inner tube on a rope out on the water. This was one of those tubes with a cover on the bottom so you can't fall through, and I, being a dumbass, flipped it over so the cover was on the wrong side and I could lay flat on it. So I'm away from the boat on this flipped inner tube and, naturally, I lost my balance. I knew how to swim, but I was still just barely a novice. This, along with somehow ending up pinned under the inner tube and the shock of suddenly being underwater, caused me to panic and I'm sure I was stuck there struggling for a minute or two.
I remember being totally fine after the fact, but I couldn't tell you how I got back on land or what it felt like having lake water in my lungs. I think I was fairly calm about the whole thing, too. I would say "wow, I almost died" and shit, but it didn't really get to me beyond being a minor annoyance. I swam in lakes and pools multiple times after. Jump to the present day, I'm highly hydrophobic. I can't even take showers regularly or I get stressed out. Is this something I repressed that just took awhile to surface or did I fucking die? Can I get a psychologist's/paranormal expert's opinion here?
Werewolf 12/31/16 (Sat) 06:52:52 No. 28584
>>25877
So much autism at once, make it stop already
Poltergeist 01/18/17 (Wed) 07:34:37 No. 28939
>>26191
I can explain what happened with the fever: you died.
Poltergeist 01/18/17 (Wed) 07:43:54 No. 28940
>>26828
What we do know, however, is that this one's fucking lit.
Poltergeist 01/18/17 (Wed) 08:04:53 No. 28941
>>28161
>>28161
'95…
What about the people born on 9/5/95?
Poltergeist 01/19/17 (Thu) 13:20:50 No. 28998
>>25877
If you want to see a real trip, you should listen to the song that predicts this from the elder a kiss album from 81.
The song darklight alludes to people finding tech that makes problems for people on a dimensional level.
Relic point in the manga/anime the guyver 1989 aka mount minakami is one of the places they want to put the japanese collider.
Poltergeist 01/22/17 (Sun) 19:49:02 No. 29090
>>26047
Most people recall the books being named differently, and Mandela dying.
Poltergeist 01/22/17 (Sun) 19:58:39 No. 29092
>>28941
9/5/84 is my birthday…
Poltergeist 01/23/17 (Mon) 16:40:44 No. 29106
Poltergeist 01/23/17 (Mon) 17:52:35 No. 29110
steins;gate is a really good anime.
Poltergeist 01/28/17 (Sat) 11:31:33 No. 29192
>>26195
Quick YouTube search begs the differ
Poltergeist 01/31/17 (Tue) 02:53:16 No. 29231
>>28161
I remember being in bed one night looking at the ceiling at about 12 at night, blinking and then in was 8am and my mum was standing next to my bed all of a sudden telling me it was time to go to school. I will never forget that.
Poltergeist 01/31/17 (Tue) 02:54:28 No. 29232
>>29231
>29231
I only remember it because i wasnt sleepy, and when my mumu told me to get up i was like,
What? but, ok….
Poltergeist 01/31/17 (Tue) 15:51:37 No. 29237
>>29231
Relax, you were just abducted by aliens. You should probably try hypnosis.
The Goatman 04/07/17 (Fri) 22:41:48 No. 31539
James Rolfe made another video on the Mandela effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltst5EDnde4
I remember the Griswold Santa scene exactly as he describes it.
The Goatman 04/16/17 (Sun) 02:43:45 No. 31789
>>29083
it was bern-stein-bears.
no beren. no stain.
The Goatman 04/16/17 (Sun) 06:25:15 No. 31790
The Mandela Effect is either a bunch of retards or a nice psy-op to test theories on how to get people to forget the past. Like a fun game to get people to remember a new set of facts, like in 1984. I am sticking with retards.
The Goatman 04/16/17 (Sun) 21:42:08 No. 31797
>>31790
I want to call you an asshole and be really mean, but I'm just going to be nice and say "sorry you are not experiencing the mandela effect"
Nosferatu 04/17/17 (Mon) 22:04:24 No. 31824
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>31539
AVGN episode about the Mandela effect
Nosferatu 04/19/17 (Wed) 06:20:25 No. 31846
Why is it that I always miss out on these things? I was born later so I missed the Pluto-Scorpio generation. I feel envious.
Nosferatu 04/22/17 (Sat) 05:17:31 No. 31901
>>31846
>Why is it that I always miss out on these things? I was born later so I missed the Pluto-Scorpio generation. I feel envious.
I don't know what that is, but maybe you didn't miss out? maybe everyone who is experiencing it was missing out. maybe we just got here. maybe you were always already here.
Reptilian Overlord 06/28/17 (Wed) 19:33:37 No. 33293
>>25881
Wait what. CERN made the internet? I remember it just like you, with the military!
Reptilian Overlord 06/28/17 (Wed) 22:56:50 No. 33334
>>27106
seconded WTF. that and the We are the champions thing man…