/x/ - Paranormal

>>24328

I heard some weird shit the other night. It was fairly warm so the windows were open and I went down to the kitchen and heard some noise that I don't even know how to describe. It was like an owl and a dog were getting murdered by an angry baby or something. Honestly, it sounded like a person had to have been making the sound, but it was 1 or 2 in the morning and where I live people just aren't outside at that time, plus there wasn't a single light on in any backyard or house or anything. Could be a case of gang stalking to be honest.

>>24335

That is spooky

>>24343

it was cats in heat fighting eachother.

>>24367

No, it wasn't. I'm not retarded, I'm 32 years old and am fully aware of what cats fighting and fucking sounds like, I even use to work at the humane society for Christ's sake, I know every single sound a cat makes, it wasn't a cat, or any number of cats. Honestly, like I said, it had to have been a human making the sound.

>>24328

As far as the baby crying. It's pretty common for Lynx to make that noise. Generally spook dogs too. The second one? Fuck if I know.

>>24529

>As far as the baby crying. It's pretty common for Lynx to make that noise. Generally spook dogs too

So a furry rape gang?

>>24580

>So a furry rape gang?

Do you have any neighbors that mention moist nuggets and removing kebab?

>>24373

>for christs sake im not retarded!

>it was gangstalking!!! GOD MOM, IM 32 YEARS OLD

>>24328

>My dog was getting spooked more than I was.

Is your dog named Scooby or Courage?

>>24328

Geez, dude.

"Grab what you need and let's get out of here".

>>24328

>going outside at night

Don't you know what comes out at night?

>>24593

that was a funny post but you are on /x/ acting like gangstalking isnt going to be a plausible theory.

>>24328

the Feds are using one of those machines to put shit straight into your head. they absolutely hate imageboard culture, and they really hate people who haven't been "called" studying/practicing their occult techniques.

Watch out. Make sure your OS is hardened and use TEDD to see if you're being followed.

>Walking dog at around the same time as OP

>Get to the end of our driveway onto the main road, about to turn back around

>Hear this really deep, guttural wheezing in the distance

>Wheezing so hard it sounds like whatever's doing it can barely breathe

>Nobody living nearby, and it's not a bad neighborhood with crackheads wandering around or something

>Dog stops and raises her front leg as if to point toward the sound

>Won't move until I yank her leash a couple times

>And this is a dog that jumps and runs from any sudden noise

>Wait a while after the wheezing stops, hear nothing else

I hate going out at night.

>>28011

Sounds like canable corps

>>28096

Oh god it's a d-d-door!

I live next to a big forested area in rural N Illinois and every several nights or so I hear this strange screeching. It's like a bark for a quarter of a second with several second pauses in between. It's like woman screaming gutteraly mixed with a bark. It must be the right frequency or something because it invokes this primal fear and dread where I can't go to sleep and my heart's racing. The cats freak out, too.

>>29979

It's just a coyote, man

>>24328

>taking a shit in the evening

>window open due to it being hot as fuck

>also biochemical noxious gas hazard

>suddenly noise

>right under my window

>scream-laugh-cry noise

>live in the countryside

>but no animal from my region sounds like that

>sounded somewhat humanlike

>nearest neighbours 100 meters from my house

>also they're cool as fuck

>not retarded shitter pranksters

>finish my shit fast as fuck

>had a slight constipation before

>no more after that noise to say the least

>go up to the window and close it

>peek out of it and see nothing

>quite light due to clear skies and half-moon light

>first half if it's relevant

>proceed to take a shower

>cautious as fuck, listening to any noises whatsoever

>when I'm moving back to my room I walk as far away from the windows as possible

>also in the shadows

>nothing happened later that night

>no animal footsteps in the dirt under the bathroom window

It was about 2 A.M, last Fall. I would see any footsteps in the ground due to it having rained for two days at that point, I had a hard time walking around without getting ankle deep in the mood and I'm of average build, any animal able to make such a noise would be a deer or a moose or maybe a cow, but wild animals don't really go as close to the buildings, they stay in the woods, small forest about 800-1000 meters from house, sometimes heard moose or deer calls from the woods but they were nothing like that. Weird as fuck.

>>30023

Weird. Where do you live?

>>30023

Nothern Poland. Nogunz so I'm fucked if a skinwalker comes by, gotta hope it was a fox or some shit, but even foxes don't sound like that.

>>30130

If a skinwalker tries to eat you just yell as loud as you can "I'm a skinwalker, take a picture and run away" and don't say anything else. Skinwalkers perfectly mimic the sound their prey make so unless its a retarded skinwalker it'll fuck off.

>>30130

Guns are pretty much useless against skinwalkers and other supernatural threats. I had no idea there skinwalkers in Europe, I thought it was a North American thing. P-probably just a fox, yeah. Have you tried listening to different animals sounds on Youtube to see if they're similar to what you heard?

>>30145

Tried that. Nothing from my region fits the barks/cries/sounds of that shit. I have no idea if there are or aren't skinwalkers in Europe, never seen one. There is some weird as fuck shit going on sometimes. And my logic of fighting anything to save your life is basically 'shoot it/beat it/slash it/stab it until it's dead'. If it gets down to it, I'll chop an ayy's or a skinwalker's head of with an axe or a cleaver, burn it, throw the ashes into Mount Doom or nuke the site from orbit. Us, Poles, are tough motherfuckers to kill.

I don't want to risk getting political but you'll need some background to understand why the noises scare me so much, so I'll just lay out a few details:

>live in northern Pakistan, near the Afghan border, mountainous as fuck

>family scattered on both sides and in the summer it's common for relatives to visit each other crossing the border (technically illegally but no one cares)

>family has a traditional route that at the very border goes through caves for a day's walk

>Taliban have never found those caves and have very little presence in the specific area so it's safe in that regard

>but there are bears, leopards, wolves…

>sometimes hear people talk about lions and tigers; it's theoretically possible that some have survived and are not extinct because scientists generally don't come anywhere near the region

In the winter, it's impossible to get to the cave entrance, so like I said, more distant relatives only see each other in the summer, and some old people can't take the risk at all so it's not that uncommon to go both ways during the same summer to visit back and forth the old relatives. I've personally never felt like my life was in great danger, by that I mean having a gun pointed at me or having a bear right up close or shit like that, but a lot of people have and it's always a real threat that there could be serious injury or death from any number of things.

Maybe once every three years, we have to spend a night in the cave usually on the way back from going to see one of my mum's aunts because she always gives us a lot of shit (like statues she's made) and it slows us down. It's scary to sleep in a cave to begin with but almost every time we do, there are seriously fucking shit curdling noises. Think the roaring and grunting of a bear but idk sounding like it has overtones, like if a bear was trying to throat sing, or like the wheezing sometimes how old people sound when they struggle to breathe but much deeper. I've watched nature documentaries of Africa and I totally think it does sound like a lion, but there's a human type to it almost like words and I shit you not it's almost like Urdu and a few times my brothers and I have tried to make out words of it - but we're not even fluent in Urdu and it is of course not actually speaking anything, it just sounds like it, so without success. It just sounds like a dying educated lion throat singer, that's really what it sounds like. I know my description makes it sound funny but it's fucking terrifying. I rarely go in any caves except those particular ones on the way to visit relatives, and never alone (it's not a matter of being a pussy, it's common sense), but when I do, I never hear those sounds. I've heard them a few times in the night outside near different caves or some direction I can't point out. I don't want to pretend that it could be lions because I do trust scientists in that cave lions are extinct since the ice age, though I doubt the scientific idea that they never existed here, because tbh that would give false hope as I find lions very interesting and it would be a miracle to see one outside a zoo. But some kind of big animal, it's not regular bears and I'm not sure if I believe in any of the big hairy humanoids like barmanu or yeti because they probably started as stories to scare kids and entertain outsiders. But, it has to be at least human size but probably a lot bigger to make noises like that.

>>30309

Wow, it takes an entire day to go through the cave? How big is it? I would ask you to upload some pictures but I don't know if that might get you in trouble.

>>30324

Did you ever find any animal bones inside the cave? That would be a sign that a predator lives there. I'm a bit jealous to be honest, there's nothing like that where I live. I would love to explore it (obviously I would bring weapons and friends).

I hear voices crying

I see heroes dying

I taste blood that's drying

I feel tension rising

>>30538

What are those lyrics for?

woodpecker pecking and a washing machine sounds to me like a street racing car engine

record the sound if you can if you hear it again

>>30535

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

At a haunted cemetery in Springfield, NE

We were walking around towards the front of the Cemetery and we hear a howling. Though it seems off like it's actually a human trying to imitate a howl. There are rumors a farmer that lives by chases you out with his shotgun if he catches you out there. We rush to the car and try to start it. Car alarm starts going off and lights on the dashboard flicker on and off.

At this same cemetery me and a friend split up and were on opposite sides of the area. Suddenly a loud jet engine like sound starts above me. After a few seconds it startz to travel towards my friend's direction. Couldn't see anything but could tell by the sounds origin it was moving.

>>24328

Depends on where you were. If you were walking through a residential neighborhood or any urban type place it could be anything. Maybe some weird ass experimental techno noise music.

If you were in the woods, it gets a little murkier.

I'm from Minnesota, I live around the middle of the state now but I'm from Hibbing originally (yeah the town where Bob Dylan is from) anyways, there's this really small town a couple miles away from Hibbing called Chisholm. In between Hibbing to a little passed Chisholm is one of the largest man made mines in the world, and all around it are these random Iron Ore pits.

Well when I was about 17-18, me and a few friends went out to this one Iron Ore pit called the "Jordan Pit". It's basically this small even patch of Iron Ore out in the woods surrounded by all these little, dead trees.

Well, while we were out there having a fire and drinking, as Iron Range kids do during the wee hours of the day, we heard children laughing in the woods. You could also hear them talking, but couldn't make out what they were saying, kind of like when someone says something next to you but you're not paying attention to them specifically so it just sounds like random noise. We walked out into the woods to get firewood and never saw anything creepy but when you stared out into the woods by the fire you got the impression there were other people out there.

I ended up blacking out and nothing happened to my friends that I know of but everyone thought it was kind of weird.

>>24328

Something similar happened to me.

>Walking my dog at 3:35 am.

>Hears a dog barking

>But the dog barking is unnaturally loud, like it's very close to me

>It's my dog

>Finishes the walk at 4:00 am and gets chewed out by my neighbor the next day for walking my noisy dog around at an unreasonable hour

>>34758

I would have killed you

>>34768

Probably just the ghost of some nigger, who can't stop being a criminal even in death.