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also check the lyrics of this vid very suspescious notice how they keep bashing the moon and exalting the sun. why???

Sun is nothing special, it's just like many other stars.

Moon is rather unique: satellites of that size cannot form around small rocky planets or be captured by them.

>>16763

>unique

cough*jupiter*cough

>>16854

Yeah, Jupiter has nice mini-planet moons. It's also fucking gigantic. Mars has shit-tier stone potatoes. Venus has shit, period. That's the kind of hand earth should've drawn but instead we were blessed with our glorious silver sky-orb.

4/20 praise it faggots

so the last episode of rick andmkorty came out and it seemed off. its not that it wasnt funny but rather they werent event trying to crack jokes. which got me thinking since the simpsons and family guy bot had subliminal messages maybe rick and morty too. anyways the episode included a bunch of interdenominational aliens ruling over different planets it also touched on abandoning all prevoius religion in favor of a new one. theres probably more stuff to dig in.

Try finding the Sun's opposite.

>>16877

Don't tell me you don't know what happened to Solaire by the end of it.

>>17476

it was a jest at religion and cults, how they change a person, and how people are too keen to jump to conclusions instead of holding skeptical thought. it didn't say "jump to a new religion", it implied that most religions/cults happened like this, where one guy claims to talk to a higher power.

>>17503

You are now dead

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>>16756

lol awesome bowie style parody

but really, adult swim is crawling with illuminati symbolism, homosexuality, subliminals, etc. expect nothing less from them

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Nooooooooo u

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>>17476

It is not hard to make predictions like that if you study the writing of NWO pushers. They outline their plan quite clearly that all religions will merge with the oldest religion on earth, generative force worship, along with enslaving the world population through providing food, shelter etc for people making them children again.

>>20898

>oldest religion on earth

Check gobekli tepe, check the Bible.

You cant unseen that.

>>16755

moon and sun are the anode and diode based on the flat earth concept (conspiracy is too mainstream.)

Moon has its purpose and the earth is flat. Without sun and moon everything will be frozen (thus the muh subzero celcius space by NASA and astronofags)

No wonder the yinyang concept and constellations lasted ages and rock formations and ancient sundials are still accurate is because the earth does not orbit the sun that orbits a galaxy that orbits a hyper-galaxy and so on.

NASA is a major NWO fucko.

>>16755

No rather then looking to the sky gods learn to accept the loving embrace of the mother earth goddess.

>>16755

>so are we supposed to praise the moon

You don't have to praise anything. The moon is just a big dumb rock and the sun is just a big dumb ball of hydrogen, helium, and other trace elements. Shit makes no difference. Worship yourself. Love your dick, pound it into pussy if you must, stick it up a woman ( or man, if you're a faggot). Live, then die, because this shit has a 0% survival rate and you are not coming back as the spoopy ghost. Only the skellington will remain.

>subtle flat earth tinfoil hattery

>>16877

keep praising the source of suffering.

interesting that in German sun is feminine (die sonne). Moon is indeed a man.

>>24483

>the sun:

>gives energy for crops

>is now useful for energy without fossil fuels

>keeps you from freezing

>makes summer fun

>gives you an excuse to wear shades

>makes it possible for women to strut their bodies with swimsuits and shit

>is the embodiment of hotness

>The moon:

>is a dead rock with nothing on it

>makes tides worse

>makes star-gazing hard

>gets you found faster during night ops

>is generally useless and cold, aka not hot.

Honestly moon is shit-tier. And no, the moon doesn't into magic. It's juts a dumb rock that lets humans walk all over it. It doesn't have any self-respect (because it's a dumb rock with no magic and shit).

Moon-worshipers are mouth-breathing idiots. Sun is way better, but you shouldn't worship it because it's going to end up murdering the earth anyway, not that it would know that.

>>17484

black holes?

>>24501

I can go to the moon and build a house. I can go to the moon and do drugs. I can go to the moon and jump around. I can go to the moon and still exist.

Can you say the same for your precious little "son" ?? as you call it.

>>28438

Ahem,

sun*

your sun; still a bitch. I cant colonize no sun. Your move, sunny.

How many rings doesn't the moon have?