>be me
>driving a motorbike
>saw a bald nigger walking on the path
>speed up my vroom vroom to 40km/h
>smack the nigger's head when i'm passing him
>about 4 sec later
>that nigger ran to me with the sonic speed and yeeted me off the bike, he pull the kfc drum from his anus then beat me till i shidd my pant
> that nigger was Usan Bolt
>mfw i shid my pant infront of a nigger