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as little as 3000 zł if you plan to live like a majority of poles

everything you have see in tv is a mystification, poland is hell on earth, soviet third world country from which we cannot escape

DO NOT COME HERE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

>>40908

aaaaaaaaaaa they're shootin me do-

>>40908

you say this as if other countries don't get Marxed. well, they do, Marx seeked a socialist empire in the West, but there's a different strategy in use, namely Spinelli's strategy, that, unlike the Soviet strategy, is much more successful, because it uses brainwashing over 9000 times more than terror

>>40904

Dignity salary is over 5000 zł. After taxes.

Kurwa.

So the monthly salary for this job would be 4000zł, after taxes. It's just me; there's no wife or kids, so I can get by on that?

If it matters, I'm in my mid 30's, and I don't drink or party anymore. I live a relatively quiet life. I am however on a rather healthy diet, so I tend to spend a lot of money on food.

>>40910

schizophrenic pastille

as American you can fuck polish women for big money, for example 1000 zl for one sex, because polish whores really like foreign cocks

I can be your pimp, I have a lot of experience and successes in pimping, for example, an exclusive diva gabriela calita etc. etc.

>>40916

please read more

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altiero_Spinelli

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Gramsci

>>40914

i live in warsaw for a similar amount, renting a flat for 1500 so I think you can easily live comfortable life in wroclaw, where rental prices are lower

>>40920

please go to the doctor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

>>40931

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sluggish_schizophrenia

>tfw OP gets a good experience of living in Poland just by posting in this thread, including seeing covert communist propaganda

>>40933

Amerykanin postuje, jak na /int beka xddd

>>40904

>How much złoty a month would you say I need to live a comfortable life?

If you forge jewish ancestry you can call the president of Polin directly to give you citizenship or you'll cry antisemitism to Rex Tillerson, then you'll be offered heirless property of your choice as a needy holocaust survivor, if you're important enough the Secret Police will make any property heirless just for you.

>>40971

No Jewish ancestry. So guess I'll have to work like the rest of the goyim.

I just want a simpler, more humane life. I'm sick and tired of working 45-50 hours a week, only 10 days vacation a year, and doctor's bills that wipe out what little savings I have.

Plus, American women are fat sluts who don't know how to cook; and where I live, there's enough mulitkulti to give Merkel a boner!

I know Poland won't be a paradise, but it's gotta be better than where I'm living now.

>>40972

Unless you're self employed you'll have improvement in employment of

>14 days of paid vacation per year

>giving away 19% of your income as a fine for having the audacity to work, and another chunk in health insurance and pension fund (actually a huge disorganized fraud and you'll never see the money ever again, but sometimes the racket will send you mail with insults about how much they've stolen from you already)

Women aren't as fat, yet, but in the cities they're sluts who can't cook.

Have you considered moving to Arizona, Montana, Nevada or somewhere less brown and dehumanizing in America first?

plus side is, you can move to eastern poland where everything is cheap, you can live in a Hut, and the government won't burn you alive or run a highway through your house.

>>41021

bullshit, there is 26 days of paid holiday

>>41021

The position has 26 paid days off, which is more than double what I have now. And I'm ok with losing 19% to taxes, because currently I lose 28% in taxes, insurance, etc. over here.

I did consider elsewhere in the US, but ultimately decided I wanted to experience something really different; I want to see Europe before it's wrecked.

Do Polish people generally like Americans? I remember hearing years ago that they did, but Idk if that's changed or not?

Also, does everyone in Poland drink?? I been sober for almost 3 years now, so I generally stay away from alcohol. Is it possible to have a social life in Poland without getting drunk?

>>41097

Keep in mind that the conversion ratio from PLN to USD is ~0.27 and most of the items you would like to buy (cell phone, car, laptop, etc) is much more expensive than in the US.

The insurance you will be given is the public one so if you have any serious disease like cancer, brain tumour etc. you will have to pay out of pocket unless you want to wait years for the next available slot.

You will have to save some money for your retirement regardless of the national retirement tax (ZUS).

We do like Americans, and you don't have to drink much.

>>41097

A lot of people in Poland drink and drinking is our epidemic. It is possible to find abstinent communities, but I'm yet to find one. OTOH I'm not an outgoing person.

>>41097

>Also, does everyone in Poland drink??

alcohol problems are almost in every home in poland. Unironically

>>41099

>The insurance you will be given is the public one so if you have any serious disease like cancer, brain tumour etc. you will have to pay out of pocket unless you want to wait years for the next available slot.

In fact the opposite of this trolling xD Unless you have brain tumor you need to wait for~2 years before neurologist sees you.

>>41120

to nie był trolling. Korwiniści naprawdę tak myślą

>>41097

>Do Polish people generally like Americans?

Libshits and far right dislike americans, libshits just want america to have lessguns, and more niggers while disarming and blacking other countries, far right wants america to fuck off and stop sending niggers, jews and pornography.

others like america because it's still seen as land of the free and opportunity.

Gambling where you can win real money is run by government mafia, but there's mandatory gambling with your health, that if you hurt yourself you might get some of you insurance back.

>>41175

czy ty tu naprawdę, śmieciu pierdolony głupi, sugerujesz, że nasz system ubezpieczeń jest gorszy niż w USA?

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