26e7da No.16930742
Video games as an industry can be likened to a man ejaculating a load he's been edging for decades.
The boner begins with the NES/Master System, it dribbles pre cum with the SNES/Megadrive. When the PS1 and N64 show up he's shooting strong, powerful, thick, viscous, ropey strands of cum that continue to throb and pulse through to the end of the PS2/Gamecube era. By the time the PS3/Wii show up the party is over, you get a handul of post orgasm spurts in that era, little grunty trickles reminiscent of the days of the PS1/PS2/N64/Gamecube but that's it. The PS4/Wii U era is the post fap piss while you still have half a boner and it burns and just leaves you feeling fed up and annoyed.
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effdfb No.16930750
i know you think this is funny but this analogy only indicates that you need help and it starts by you taking your filthy cheeto encrusted fingers off your 4 inch chode. hope this helps
-anon
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26e7da No.16930753
>>16930750
>YOU NEED HELP SWEATY, PAY THE JEW TO DOPE YOU WITH PILLS AND FILL YOUR HEAD WITH BULLSHIT TO CONVINCE YOU YOU'RE SICK AND CIVILISATION IS FLAWLESS AND NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING IT'S ALWAYS THE INDIVIDUALS FAULT THEY HAVE TO ADAPT TO SOCIETY OR THEY'RE MENTALY ILL IF YOU DON'T LIKE LIVING IN A CONCRETE HELLHOLE SURROUNDED BY MUTILATED AND RAPED NATURAL LANDSCAPES BEING WORKED LIKE CATTLE AND FED TOXIC FOOD YOU'RE JUST SICK IN THE HEAD
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16d843 No.16930754
>>16930742
What the fuck, fatchan is dead. Where do I go now?
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d4550f No.16930764
Video games as an industry can be likened to a woman being fucked senseless by her partner (the gamers). At least when it comes to PC gaming. Every era and generation is a quivering, breathtaking orgasm, each achieved in a different position. Yet, as time goes on the woman in question is becoming tired and desensitized, and her partner gets weaker and less skilled. Each thrust is less eager and loving to the point there's no romantic or emotional attraction between them, and she realizes that her partner would rather watch a video or a cutscene of her being railed instead of doing it himself.
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effdfb No.16930775
>>16930753
yes, im sure you're quite the aestheticist with your likening video games to post-masturbatory (to jewish porn no doubt) urination and your immediate retaliatory schizoid sperg out over being criticized for being a mindless cumbrain. keep jackin it and im sure enlightenment will reach you (emoji here)
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853ea8 No.16930831
>>16930742
>and it burns
Doctor here, you've got aids
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2b686a No.16930883
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d04d55 No.16931267
The n64 / ps1 era wasn't that good anon. Early 3D sucked.
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3300fc No.16931293
Video Games are like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're going to get. A remake that is not a remake or does things worse than the original game. SJW propaganda that kills a franchise. Censorship over minor jokes or panty shots that offend the perpetually offended. A buggy live service launch game that gets rebooted to fix the problem that shouldn't be there in the first place. Pay wall and micro transaction filled games that deliver the bare minimum of gameplay to try to empty your wallet. You might even find a good game in there once in a while.
I wish I was a bad enough dude to rescue the president. They'll have to pry the mountain dew and dorito's from my cold dead hands.
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ff42af No.16931316
>>16931293
video games are like a box of shit. you're always gonna get shit.
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000000 No.16931325
>>16930742
Not everything in life is about sex or fap, you demented abomination.
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60c926 No.16931358
>>16930754
stay here, go to josh's site
julay.world is still up, but presumably it's going to get targeted as well, and it's half-shutting down in 3 months
i think mark and acid did something but i don't know where it went after 8chan.moe got it's domain pulled
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581b46 No.16931440
>>16930764
Couldn't help myself
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83d991 No.16931666
>>16930742
>Video games as an industry can be likened to a man ejaculating a load he's been edging for decades.
So we're currently in the post-ejaculation phase of vidya? Crystal clear clarity, followed by disgust, disappointment and shame. Shit, makes perfect sense to me.
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