80c389 No.16703939
Overwatch sucks.
Things that make OV bad (game mechanics only no plot or other sometimes literal gay shit):
>e-sports cancer shit
Terrible terrible e-sports cancer. The game was designed from the start to be e-sports cancer meaning that if all of your team are not coordinated e-sport pros you are fucked.
>Ult charge ult charge the e-sports cancer
Here is the problem if the game requires you to swap heroes to counter other heroes and you lose ult charge you need a fucken pro e-sports team to make this work. 9.99999/10 times casuals will fuck themselves over because no one wants to swap because you lose ult charge. This is why you need 100% pro e-sports teams to coordinate who is swapping to sacrifice the least ult charge.
>Overtime is terrible remove it.
>Terrible mechanics the guns do no damage
Some heroes are basically immortal do to their barrier/escape/armor/heal mechanics even if they are not supposed to be this way.
As a fact I was playing a game where I as Mei managed to hold the cart on overtime for a solid 2 minutes and the entire enemy team couldn't do shit to remove me. I think no one enjoyed this experience and this demonstrated the problem of not being able to kill some heroes. And its not like i'm annihilating them or something they are simply unable to counter my simply pressing the May self heal or creating a wall to hide behind in a corner.
9f7909 No.16703942
Man, OP even included some shitty clickbait YouTube thumbnail with his copy paste thread.
686581 No.16703944
This reads like something a fucking bot would write
a621f5 No.16703950
I hate how normalniggers take years until they finally realize something is shit. It's never gradual, either. One day they go from "best game ever xDDD" to "maybe it's not so good????" only to repeat the cycle with the next turd.
80c389 No.16704012
>>16703950
Sorry not the case with me it was:
1) Buy game.
2) Ok I scuk at it.
3) Ok I get all the hero and I still suck at it
4) WTF? Search for strategies on YT (contrast to Starcraft 2 tutorials)
5) Realize the mechanics are fucked, drop game.
Who where these people who loved this game? All the kids who where thinking playing a ninja is keewl?
unironically playing Starcraft is more fun then overwatch. Let this sink in.
c5fd8f No.16704035
>2) Ok I scuk at it.
Yeah some of us skip this step. I played the first Blizzard Friends and Family alpha or beta or whatever and realized it sucked immediately. They actually addressed my main complaint much later (tickrate) but the game itself can't really be salvaged because ult spamming chokepoints just isn't fun.
80c389 No.16704050
>>16704035
Actually making every hero ult cooldown 3 seconds is something that can save the game.
>ult spamming chokepoints just isn't fun.
Don't forget the behind the barrier bullshit where you literally accomplish nothing.
c90987 No.16704056
>>16704035
>Yeah some of us skip this step.
You mean the people who fall for the Dunning–Kruger effect?
037c8e No.16704098
71ccbe No.16704112
Anon, someone's done this whole thing with a lot more autism and arguments years ago.
468db3 No.16704114
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Preaching to the quire mate
Now have some Bastion dick
71ccbe No.16704122
>>16704114
>quire
Tards like you are a diamond dozen :^)
468db3 No.16704130
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>>16704122
I didn't even notice that typo holy shit, I know it's choir not quire
I've drank too much retard juice today
fe42d7 No.16704192
>>16704130
>Bastion and Claptrap
That's adorable~ Now use Claptrap as a cocksleeve.
80c389 No.16704195
>>16704112
Can you link to it?
80c389 No.16704214
>>16704130
>>16704114
I see you like to jack it to gay robot porn.
Only why should anyone play overwatch the game? Because this is what we are talking about here.
19452f No.16704227
>>16704130
This is still gay enough for me to tell you to fuck off, faggot
468db3 No.16704240
>>16704192
Don't have any of that but I do have more of them being affectionate
>>16704214
You shouldn't play Overwatch because it's a worse version of TF2
I've heard Paladins is better but I've never played it
>>16704227
>This is still gay enough
Gay enough? I don't understand, if I posted something that was somehow "less gay" would you have not said anything?
80c389 No.16704258
>>16704240
>You shouldn't play Overwatch because it's a worse version of TF2
Thanks for the info.
Now can you return to your gay robot thread where you can view and post gay robot pictures with other like minded people?
We are talking about the game here.
fe42d7 No.16704259
468db3 No.16704422
>>16704259
If you want to more Claptrap, there's lewds of him on /clang/'s first male thread. It's the one with 480 posts.
d17ac5 No.16704481
>>16703950
They really only fucking realize when their jewtubers tell them it is shit. E-celeb gets paid to say nice things about a videogame? They flock to it and praise it like it's the best game of the decade. Said e-celeb goes back and criticizes the game saying "it's no longer as good" for extra bandwagon shekels? Normalfags finally convince themselves that the game is shit and jump onto some other game their idol is shilling.
Normalfag's opinions are so driven by e-ceplebs that don't give a shit about them it's fucking painful.
e79b45 No.16704508
>>16704482
I'll help you out
Check em
fe42d7 No.16704510
>>16704422
I know. I posted most of them.
468db3 No.16704516
>>16704510
And I posted the rest
1dd3b6 No.16704533
>>16704510
Post some new stuff in the new thread, it's so barren at the moment
fe42d7 No.16704554
>>16704533
Haven't seen shit since tumblr died, everything else that's been posted on twitter is there as far as I know.
We'll have to make it ourselves.
1dd3b6 No.16704563
>>16704554
There's probably a bunch on Pixiv if you're bothered about looking there
You have to know the tags, though
56c2f4 No.16704906
inb4 mark deletes the thread and bans you because he's still salty about being relentlessly mocked for censoring anyone calling him a faggot for allowing sjw cancer on this board
812093 No.16705650
Overwatch was never good, come into the light.
d4fb4b No.16705670
>>16705655
God that was a fun thread. Tied for "most fun I've ever had on this board" with S'arais getting to like 150 posts in a thread, or that tranny Doom speedrunner making a thread all about them then flipping their shit when they got banned
dd7296 No.16705672
>how do you do, fellow anonymous imageboard users?
045aa7 No.16705686
>>16705655
I'm glad I made that OP
022a47 No.16705781
>>16703939
Invincible heroes should not count as on the point. That is just stupid. I know there are other characters who can stall alright as well, but if you removed invincibility stalls I don't think there would be enough of them to ever keep shit going for 2 minutes like that.
cf31ad No.16705791
>>16705670
Is that faggot's name cursed now? Does he show up whenever you speak it or something? Given he was posting in his own /cow/ thread almost as soon as it was made, I'd believe it.
022a47 No.16705807
Prior to the whole BR shitfest, Overwatch was pretty much the only competent mainstream run and gun shooter that wasn't hatfortress 2. Your only mainstream alternatives were stop and shoot garbage like COD and Counterstrike. Mainstream in this context mostly just means it has a decent playerbase and not just a couple of oldfags who will rip you a new asshole until you uninstall. Now you can add Fortnight and Apex Legends to the argment between Hatfortress 2 and Overcrotch for the title of "best modern shooter". Because no matter how much you hate the game or the company, one of those shitty 4 is the best by default.
5c2761 No.16706096
posting for posterity
(saging to stop this terrible game from getting more publicity)
59c3a6 No.16706136
>>16705781
It is also the hidden "comeback" mechanics at play, well, less of a comeback and more as a whole win ratio or "balance" situation, normally you could get overtime only if you are within range of the objective for the last 10 seconds of the round but when the other team has the stacks on their side they can get a solid 30 seconds of overtime with no one having touched the point in the last 10 seconds.
The opposite can happen, with stacks against your team overtime will not trigger even after you meet the conditions and it will burn in half a second otherwise.
And of course, stealth damage buffs/nerfs during the match.
4ff4bf No.16706164
>>16706096
>(((Apex Legends)))
>shilling a fucking (((EA))) game as if it is better than (((Blizzard)))
Kill yourself.
dd7296 No.16706165
>>16706096
Fuck your shitty image. It's always been shit, and you're a faggot for continuing to post it.
8c2e42 No.16706169
>>16706165
Mein Kampf really isn't that good of a read.
dd7296 No.16706170
>>16706169
Objectively untrue.
608b99 No.16706393
>>16705807
<Overwatch was pretty much the only competent mainstream run and gun shooter that wasn't hatfortress 2.
it was polished, looked pretty and had waifus and that's where it ended. everything else was always shit. fuckingbattleborn was a better game than overwatch, and that came out around the same time. dirty bomb was also a thing.
>Mainstream in this context mostly just means it has a decent playerbase and not just a couple of oldfags who will rip you a new asshole until you uninstall.
there were plenty of games release before and after, and no one has 1000 hours under his belt at fucking launch. also sounds more like a gitgud issue
29da20 No.16706396
>>16706169
>not entertaining/easy == not a good read
Prime retard over here.
a420fa No.16706419
They are so incompetent that they had to implement an arbitrary 2dps-2tank-2healer system to kill a meta due to a broken hero that they refuse to rework.
After multiple balance patches that have crippled lots of characters and introducing 2 characters just to counter it, unsuccessfully, they had to resort to force people into a specific composition.
Such a failure of a company, and still people say this game isn't dying.
c90987 No.16706522
>>16706419
Blizzard's big fuck up there was designing the game to have an intended "meta" which was obviously going to be counter to what the playerbase will enjoy. Crazy idea, but when its obvious that the majority of your playerbase will want to play dps roles then you should be balancing the game so that the majority being dps will be the most effective strategy?
78078a No.16706590
>>16706419
>They are so incompetent that they had to implement an arbitrary 2dps-2tank-2healer system to kill a meta due to a broken hero that they refuse to rework.
>After multiple balance patches that have crippled lots of characters and introducing 2 characters just to counter it, unsuccessfully, they had to resort to force people into a specific composition.
That sounds interesting can you tell me, who doesn't pay attention to Overwatch, more about this?
a420fa No.16706721
>>16706590
Buckle up:
<broken hero that they refuse to rework
>They introduce a healer
>A healer with aprox double hp than other healers
>A healer that self-heals when hitting enemies
>A healer that has a stun on short cooldown
Supposedly it weakness is that she has only short-range attacks, BUT:
>She has a shield, so she has protection against long-range
>She has a medium-range attack that pushes those who are hit
>She also can insta-heal by throwing a projectile that autotargets
A character so broken that it killed high skilled characters with high mobility, because getting near her was a death sentence.
Also originally had a special ability that gave characters in their area +150hp
So this meant the beginning of a meta with 3 tanks and 3 healers, meaning so much hp and healing per second that no dps can surpass.
Yeah, a fps game had a meta of no dps, which brings me to:
<patches that have crippled lots of characters
After trying to nerf this character with insignificant things (+1 second on the stun, -50hp on the shield), they went full retard and started buffing dps damage
While it's a good idea on paper, that meant that outside the meta, every squishie character (maybe 60% of the roster) was getting massacred.
So then they started nerfing the tanks.
Which meant that outside of that meta, if you didn't have a pocket healer, you were dead.
Still, the meta persisted, so they started to nerf the healers (except the aforementioned hero) so they don't heal so much.
They also released two new heroes that were sold like "meta changers", and didn't do shit.
So now you have almost all playerbase and all the e-sports scene fuming about the changes.
And now they have resorted to the most pathetic option of them all: restricting player freedom to a cookie-cutter team composition.
It's even funnier because they were against this like half a year ago.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that this shitshow has been going on for a year, that's why you don't hear about this game so much nowadays, everybody has been burned out.
jesus christ, and I wanted to keep this short
c90987 No.16708007
>>16706721
They did implement a workshop (basically a crude form of modding), which was a step in the right direction, even if it was something the game should have released with. Kind of sad that interest in the game has died so much that a feature that should have been so much more exciting has largely gone under a lot of people's radar.
38bc22 No.16709506
>>16705807
>Overwatch was pretty much the only competent mainstream
I stop you right there overwatch was never good. I only start it up from time to time to see if anything changed yet it did not. Once you realize how the game works the conclusion is inevitable the game is the most fucked up mechanically cancer there is. Its hard to invent a more bullshit game then OV who requires perfect team coordination or you are doing nothing.
Mechanics make a game not some art style or other garbage.
Ye it did have a user base and still has the game is shit however. Mechanically.
>>16706393
>and had waifus
waifus don't make a game good. Fuck the mechanics up and the game is unplayable.
00a571 No.16709517
>>16703939
Overwatch was bad before it went full esports and only got worse as it went on. There was one golden period before the game was even playable when Overwatch was good and that was because it was encouraging people to make lots of porn.
f2ffef No.16709524
>Implying anyone here cares about tumblrwatch
Hey OP! did you know Dragon age 2 sucks.
2efc44 No.16709581
>>16709506
>waifus don't make a game good. Fuck the mechanics up and the game is unplayable.
never said it did, but it was a big reason the game is as popular as it is (and one of the few things that are not complete crap). considering that shit made billions, you don't need good mechanics as long as you have waifus and a brand retarded normalfags eat up.
38bc22 No.16709601
>>16706522
Interesting question. Considering Quake Champions (lets ignore how the servers in that game and net code are fucked ok) has hero abilities and is more DPS oriented do you think reworking every hero into being more DPS is a good idea?
I remind that in QC there is 1 hero who can be used for a team healer however its not implemented in a retarded way where she can regenerate 100% of the damage you did within seconds and with no cost.
Also QC has explosives who prevent people from simply packing themselves into 1 corner or they get splash damaged together.
38bc22 No.16709611
>>16709581
>never said it did
True
> it was a big reason the game is as popular as it is
True.
My only question is how long will normalfags keep on playing the game when every time anyone plays it its pain? kind of like chocolate bars filled with razors and crushed glass.
Regardless how good the exterior packaging or brand is after some bites anyone should realize its a pain and not worth eating.
61ef0e No.16709662
>Overcuck
Why isn't thid fucking trash dead already?
I thought Battle Royal killed it for goof
Why does it still exist?
71ccbe No.16709690
>>16709601
>QC
>good ability design in any way
>visor gets wallhacks every 40 seconds or less
>giganigger can accelerate from 0 to above top groundspeed by hitting Q, while doing good damage to anyone he touches
>ranger's orb is retardedly easy to telefrag with
>BJ hits Q to get 1.5x DPS with no downsides
>also has somewhat regenerating health
>DK's ability is to basically shit out a high damage rocket
>Sorlag spits shit on you that does like 50 damage and blinds you at the same time
>sorlag also has a passive where she's immune to this ability from other sorlag players
2efc44 No.16709707
>>16709611
>kind of like chocolate bars filled with razors and crushed glass.
the problem is they don't see it that way, remember it's the same demographic that devours rng shit like battle royale because even with zero skill they can get lucky and "win".
they're also driven big by marketing (in the same way /v/ likes to meme about games they've never played), it's more important what their friends play and think it's good etc. group pressure is a hell of a thing, and normalfags are all about their social circles.
8c9323 No.16709710
Kike Kaplan's magnum opus sucks?
HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE?
Check pick related and also my dubs.
cabb1b No.16709948
>>16705655
Wasn't there something similar to this a few months ago but with Phoenix Wright put into the mix?
020ab4 No.16710003
>>16709948
You mean this guy?
I can't find the actual screencap haha.
0b036d No.16710026
>>16705655
being in that thread was truly magical
My favourite part of that is halfway down the first image where you can see someone saying "please put me in the screencap senpai XDDDD" but his post is covered by several other posts. He's in the screencap, but everyone can tell he was just an attention whore with nothing meaningful to say.
>>16706096
Your commitment to this image would be commendable if it weren't awful.
>>16706590
It's as the other anon explained, but this video goes into more detail: https://invidio.us/watch?v=b_qWFax0JKg.
Basically, you build your team into an unstoppable deathball of shields, meat, and healing with decent DPS that the enemy team can't interact with. If your opponents try to challenge you individually, they die instantly, and if they try to challenge you as a team, you can just use your ults to win that team fight. If your opponents try to do something cheeky like flank (not that you really can in OW because of the terribad level design), then neither flanking side has enough firepower to stop you.
>but that video is 9 months old
Yep. Blizzard balance for you.
b27d9e No.16710038
>>16705655
Just realized that fucker is a Hungarian.
8ecfbe No.16710115
>>16710055
>Lemme make this as annoying to read as fucking possible
33aa05 No.16710152
>>16709690
>>16709601
In other related news Tim "I invented deathmatch" Willits announced hes quitting id a few days ago.
8f5044 No.16710294
>>16703939
>Overwatch sucks.
YES WE KNOW.
28126e No.16710302
>>16710055
When did people forget how to make proper readable screencaps on this website? The same shit happened on cuckchan years ago and it's never been the same
8984d3 No.16710328
>>16703939
>Mei managed to hold the cart on overtime for a solid 2 minutes and the entire enemy team couldn't do shit to remove me
Why would you come here to lie, anyone that play the game knows that this is literal bullshit
Now, orissa ana and the nigga monkey that are some busted shit
374296 No.16710334
>>16710328
>anyone that play the game knows that this is literal bullshit
and anyone that play the game doesn't belong here. Your point?
0b036d No.16710335
>>16710115
>>16710302
>sequential columns clearly separated by thick black lines
How is this hard to read? The only obscene thing is the fucking filesize and the capper being dumb enough to save it as a JPG so it has artifacting everywhere.
726a9f No.16711144
>>16706096
this list is fucking awfull you either play a bing bing wahoo ea trash the company will abandon this game next week and VALVE there are easier ways to kill yourself
a621f5 No.16711172
>>16710026
Any more info on how bad the maps are?
33aa05 No.16711651
>>16711144
That image is also known as guaranteedreplies.png
08a6a9 No.16712013
a60739 No.16712068
>>16705655
For those that don't know his saga of faggotry continued:
>Posted a bunch of ideafag shit in /agdg/ threads
>Spent months working on a terrible low poly untextured male model with a dick and theming Unity UI instead of any gameplay
>Burned away all good will when he ignored helpful criticisms and advice
>Talked shit about everyone else's projects and boasted he'd recruited a team and how successful they were going to be doing 'Rust but better'
>Would constantly derail threads because of how poorly he fit in
>Got so assflustered that sigmadev released a game with his engine that he shit up his release thread for attention
>Eventually out of embarrassment and being banned every thread he fucked off back to Reddit
>Where he posted about how he was depressed and wanted to kill himself for pity points
a388e6 No.16712097
>>16710335
it's nearly 10k pixel square, had he saved it in png format it'd take like 30 megs
35919e No.16712226
>>16711172
Take your pick, really. They're all straight lines with doors that close once you go past them.
>>16712097
But he could have drastically reduced the quality /resolution without having nearly as much artifacting due to the way PNGs are saved.
a024fd No.16712271
>>16703939
>Things that make OV bad
everything
We're done now.
468db3 No.16712387
>>16710335
They're referring to how fucking huge it is. Old screencaps would include maybe 30 of the most relevant posts, not all of them.
a621f5 No.16712390
>>16712226
So literally every map is designed based on a tug of war, really?
0ede65 No.16712493
>>16710026
Broad points aside, I question how relevant these are when the caps are over 2 years old at this point. Any multiplayer game goes through balance adjustments.
a621f5 No.16712500
>>16712493
It's a Blizzard game so invariably it's worse.
3c4103 No.16712753
The only CRAPCUNTS that ever managed to be as fun for Tf2 for me was Tribes ascend when it was still a 9 class type of deal game, I loved it and they ruined it now the only crapcunts I enjoy is just Tf2, waiting on valve to somehow ruin that someday now.
For all the faults Tribes ascend had it was still a way better game than overwatch and I wish all the casual overwatch fanboys had taken tribes ascend as a flagship game instead, it was better in every way than overwatch but I guess it couldn't be helped because ASSFAGGOTS faggotry was already in full swing when blizzard decided to make overwatch.
8734b2 No.16713073
I have only tried OV when it was free for like a week and holy shit was i bored with it, and i only played for like half an hour, i can't imagine how people can play FOR DAYS with that shit.
kids nowadays are so retarded that as long as a game features online multiplayer they will buy it even if it's complete shit
a621f5 No.16713083
>>16713073
Actual children never touched oyveywatch.
5b500c No.16713203
>>16706096
why the fuck are people still falling for this bait?
cb1d27 No.16713226
>>16705655
>2017 and you faggots didn't put an archive link in the screencap.
cb1d27 No.16713245
>>16712387
>>16710335
If you guys wanted to post whole threads, there's better fucking ways.
>can highlight text
>can click links, or copy links and look for an archive
>can use search function
a621f5 No.16713255
>>16713245
>all in lower filesize
cd8856 No.16713422
>>16712068
That's hilarious. I want to look through the archives to read the fun myself. Are there any keywords I should ctrl+f, or will "rotten" be good enough?
c90987 No.16713451
>>16712753
>still trying to force "crapcunts"
The fact you considered tribes ascend to be one shows you can't even remember what that shitty acronym is meant to stand for.
2546eb No.16713492
>>16705655
I just noticed just how reddit that emblem is. We should mark faggots with it just like we mark kikes with the seal of solomon.
17d23d No.16714729
>>16710328
dude this literally happened to me I pulled it.
I did not record it or anything because I did not see the point however i managed it and its trivial to do.
1) Run around cart so that its a barrier (betwean you and the enemy).
2) Spray cancer freeze
3) If HP low turn into ice cube (more time on the cart, and you get full HP)
4) Run around cart so that its a barrier.
5) Spray cancer freeze
6) If HP low use the ice wall ability to lock yourself in a corner giving you even more time next to the cart extending overtime even longer.
a60739 No.16714731
>>16713422
The /agdg/ wikidot has a page about Rottenredditor and some BR nigger called Cristian with archive links, I think.
9f30c0 No.16714733
>>16705791
S'arais legit had a freak out when some anon made a thread mocking Evolve and would have gone 200+ post had he not been banned.
17d23d No.16714737
>>16709707
>devours rng shit like battle royale because even with zero skill they can get lucky and "win".
Only I doubt they enjoy the "RNG" in overwatch since there are matches where you are simply annihilated all game since the enemy team has 2 coordinated players.
I understand the allure of RNG because I spend my days inn CSS servers back in the day where it was all bullshit however it was fun to experience it. And I think there is a place for RNG online games to simply have fun in a game and not have e-sports cancer (fortnight is still trash however)
Overwatch is 100% e-sports cancer there is no real RNG fun in it.
>it's more important what their friends play and think it's good etc. group pressure is a hell of a thing, and normalfags are all about their social circles.
This is a interesting perspective since I simply tell my friends I'm not into playing this game.
My theory is that all the OC fanboys are 10 year old kids who where like
<WOW I'm a ninja shot starts shoot start LOL
<WOW total waifu girl I play WOW
And after playing some 100 games they realized how bad the mechanics are.
a621f5 No.16714748
>>16714733
He's gone over 300 posts multiple times and is such a sperg he made his own thread on /cow/ hit the bump limit despite having his posts wiped twice.
17d23d No.16714751
>>16710026
>Basically, you build your team into an unstoppable deathball of shields, meat, and healing with decent DPS that the enemy team can't
Yep this is true.
Only I have 1 question.
Who outside of e-sports is into this? The player base is retarded and even if you suggest a brain dead combo (its not really fun to play it BTW even if you are wining and dominating) the other random idiots you are joined are to brain damaged to keep this comp even if it works.
Do you need a e-sports team 24/7 ready to play together and can not enjoy the game on your own without some team/clan ordination?
a621f5 No.16714755
>>16714751
People who play blizzardshit tend to be the kind of people who must emulate the e sport meta at all times to feel better about themselves even if they're shit at the game.
17d23d No.16714768
>>16709690
I try to answer a lot of the heroes have a more damage ability examples
>DK's ability is to basically shit out a high damage rocket
>Sorlag spits shit on you that does like 50 damage and blinds you at the same time
>BJ hits Q to get 1.5x DPS
>giganigger can accelerate from 0 to above top groundspeed by hitting Q,
And this is a good thing. Sometimes in TDM the other guy has more HP and you wasted your ult on damage that did not kill him.
>giganigger can accelerate from 0 to above top groundspeed by hitting Q,
There are ways to evade this if you have the opportunity (jump for elevation or rocket jump in some direction and some abilities can be used rope or phase shift)
>visor gets wallhacks every 40 seconds or less
Is this useful in TDM? Maybe more in other team game modes like slip gate? It looks like more of a utility for the team in team games.
>ranger's orb is retardedly easy to telefrag with
Maybe if the netcode was not so terrible this would be more of a problem? And nerfed more? Hard to say on paper it looks op. Only it on cool down and there are ways to evade it or even kill the guy before he can telefrag you.
The only way to make it a guaranteed kill is if you are next to
touching the enemy because all other times the enemy can simply strafe away from the orb unless he is retarded.
My idea was to point out heroes abilities that are not stone wall barrier/MAX_HP cancer. What would you suggest for good abilities?
9f30c0 No.16714776
>>16714748
>He's gone over 300 posts multiple times and is such a sperg he made his own thread on /cow/ hit the bump limit despite having his posts wiped twice.
17d23d No.16714784
>>16714755
Then why the fuck do I get teamed up with people who are to retarded to live in every game I ever played in this crap game?
I literally did have a retard on my team stop playing the comp I was suggesting and this comp was dominating the enemy because and I quote
<They know we are doing this now so they will counter us so we must change strategy
I never imagined these jokes of a humans can exist.
All the fag was supposed to do is stand as bastion in siege mode and hold down shoot on the enemy behind the barrier I was giving to him.
We dominated the enemy this way then he decided to run outside of the barrier because reasons.
And we lost.
a621f5 No.16714792
>>16714784
I said emulate instead of perform for a reason. They're the kind of people who pick Fox exclusively but can't wavedash or do any kind of simple tech. Basically the gamer equivalent of a nigger who thinks buying a Cadillac makes them rich.
17d23d No.16714802
>>16714792
I'm saying these people will run out of barrier with bastion an start normal shooting (NOT siege mode !!! ) and get killed for the rest of the game and not listen to arguments to repeat the combo.
I swear these people are 10 year old kids who must make PEW PEW PEW sounds in their heads while playing these games.
2c3e7b No.16714923
>>16703939
>famously bad game is bad
>this deserved a thread
>this thread got replies
everyone involved should kill yourself through strangulation, immediately. bonus points if you strangle yourself with a knife.
2afbab No.16714986
>>16714737
>Only I doubt they enjoy the "RNG" in overwatch since there are matches where you are simply annihilated all game since the enemy team has 2 coordinated players.
I didn't mean there's much rng in overwatch, more in general. a lowskill-player likes rng because he might win even when didn't deserve it, if he is even able to understand why he's winning.
which plays into being carried, if 2 people steamroll the other random tards it's easy to think you were a big contributing factor.
it's much easier to see in battlefield where people have zero awareness and it's not a matter who's better, but which team has less retards that actually do shit
>And after playing some 100 games they realized how bad the mechanics are.
those people usually don't move on to better games, so they'll never know better - and if they do they drop it fast because it's "too hard" or some other excuse.
it's also a complete mystery, mate of mine likes to shit on games /v/ has designated shit without ever playing them and even if he tries them he behaves like a child and couldn't even articulate why they're shit. yet for some reason has 100 hours in OW and thinks it's "ok" (he usually doesn't play fps anyway, so no idea why he even fucking preordered it).
reminded me of another dude that thinks he's somewhat of a cinephile but actually liked TFA/TLJ. and he's not stupid and his tastes is usually not that bad.
no idea what brings people to go the complete opposite of their usual behavior to the point of looking like a retard.
a621f5 No.16714994
>>16714986
The education system and media in general, but I repeat my self, conditions people to think that being different means they're smart and the easiest way to be different is to take a popular option and just n^(-1) that shit and bam, you're a genius.
9a1048 No.16715087
>>16714986
>yet for some reason has 100 hours in OW
I have to admit that sometimes I decide to look ironically what OW is doing and play it.
df97a7 No.16715109
Nigger why are you faggots talking about a dead meme shooter from 3 years ago?
I know blizzard pads the playerbase with bots with Battlenet names, but really, fewer people play overwatch than tf2, most of the people who did play it fucked off to Battle royals.
9a1048 No.16715175
>>16715109
>I know blizzard pads the playerbase with bots with Battlenet names
interesting do you have any info on this?
When did the real player leave?
df97a7 No.16715264
>>16715175
>When did the real players leave
About a year after the interest blitz it got from the ecelebs they paid for wore off. It was always a cash trap. It was $60 on fucking launch WITH Lootboxes.
c90987 No.16715369
>>16715264
>It was $60 on fucking launch
Only if you fell for the origins edition trap.
df97a7 No.16715420
>>16715369
The whole thing was a trap though.
Bait a bunch of retards into the whole "eSports Hero Shooter" with all their favorite eCelebs and hype them into buying a ton of shitty lootboxes.
It really doesn't make it any better that some people paid $40 into it, when, even excluding projections from banning people to get them to buy the game again (Yes, Really, because people were this fucking stupid). They expect on average like $120 a pop on people.
a621f5 No.16715430
>>16715420
>with all their favorite eCelebs
The worst part about this is how many totally organic channels that weren't even a year old popped up on the recommendation algorithm the day it was announced shilling for it nonstop. Same with the porn.
303fcb No.16715496
The best part about Overwatch is that Blizzard finally admitted they can't balance for shit and just decided to hardlock the competitive modes to 2-2-2 compositions.
a621f5 No.16715500
>>16715496
Imagine if they forced class composition in WoW.
88954a No.16715590
c90987 No.16716031
>>16715590
Yeah this is easily the coolest character design they've had since Zenyatta.
60b704 No.16716072
>>16715590
He'd genuinely be an interesting character if it weren't for the typical Blizzard assfuck artstyle and the stupid pauldrons.
>>16716031
>coolest character design they've had since they ripped off Cain and Gandhi
5c2a3e No.16716152
>>16714923
>>16715109
OP is most likely a redditor who's finally figured out that OW is a shit game and he thinks this is a revelation.
>>16715496
It's funny how the devs have been recently implementing features that the fans have been asking for since day one, like they were too prideful to admit that the community knew how to design their own game better than them.
>>16715590
>>16716031
He looks like shit, just like the rest of the game's characters.
a621f5 No.16716159
>>16716031
This looks so familiar but I can't think what it is.
665b9b No.16716551
>>16715369
console was always 60 bucks iirc
>>16715087
>sometimes I decide to look ironically what OW is doing and play it.
dunno, usually in those games after 5 minutes I get the feeling "this is shit, why waste my time on this?" which I remember for quite a while. if I can be even bothered to d/l it again in the first place.
f3e5c0 No.16716683
>>16704508
pff, get real. This is how a real man gets numbers.
0b3c98 No.16716754
>>16716159
>This looks so familiar.
That's because it's a clear rip-off of Luther when he's in his armor.
cf31ad No.16716782
>>16714776
It was great, too, because he started out pretending to not be himself and saying the thread wasn't necessary to make, and he was like the second or third post. Then he outright admitted, within the same thread, he was the one who made the post and was samefagging. The guy has absolutely zero self-awareness and I honestly wonder if he's capable of taking care of himself.
3c4103 No.16716810
>>16713451
Tribes ascend was one and you're a massive faggot for thinking it , with its 9 classes and team gameplay on the net wouldnt actually go in "Assorted Player Character-Underpinned Netplay Team Shooters"
Go back to reddit faggot, just the fact you played overwatch clearly shows what kind of dumbass you are. Then again im not educating anyone here by telling you that, just get bent.
82173b No.16716912
>>16704012
You were dumb enough to play it in the first place.
74ec89 No.16716924
Blizzard "magic" like Bioware had has long disappeared, they used to create new games but now like Valve exploit endlessly either new trends or update the same game for decade
These companies are irrelevant and you should try something else
98ed84 No.16716957
Stopped playing the game between Hamster and Ashe releases, the game felt like a SJW safe place with all the new snowflake heroes, along with horrid balancing issues (Tracer, Hanzo).
2/2/2 and Sigma might make me come back for casual play though. I can't believe 3 years and a half went by without them releasing a new white male hero.
022a47 No.16717005
>>16716957
I get what your saying and sojus policy is definitely a factor, but if I were to play it I'd prefer waifu heroes over white males anyway, so white women like for example Ashe (no regard to her actual character or gameplay) suit me fine. But we can both agree to hate the niggers spics and trannies (not that moira IS a tranny officially as far as I know, but "she" fucking looks the part).
a05493 No.16717181
>>16716551
> d/l it again in the first place.
This is why I'm not deleting OW its on the HDD so I can start it up.
>dunno, usually in those games after 5 minutes I get the feeling "this is shit, why waste my time on this?"
True however OW managed to be a special kind of bad where you want to ironically see what new level of shit it is now or if they finally fixed their shit in it.
I don't know why I do this.
And its a handful of plays every 60 days or so.
a05493 No.16717223
>>16716957
> all the new snowflake heroes
Explain this to me.
All I see in game (I'm not fucken reading some comic or watch some cringy movie for OW lore OK ) all characters in OW fall into these categories:
1) Classic sexy looking woman with possibly meh things
<Tracer =
+ sexy looking
- crocks on feet and cringy in in game cut scenes.
<Widow =
+ sexy looking
-/~ blue skin
<DIVA
+ sexy looking
-/~ ADHD bitch
— body suit looks like a sweeter and latex made rape sex
<Moira
Perfect waifu
2)
Avarage looking woman
<Briged
<Fara
3)
Good looking man
<Ninja robot
4) Sub standard looking woman
<Mei
<Ana
5)
Old man
<76
<Reinhardt
6) Fugly man
<Torbjorn
<roadhog
<doom fist
7)Fugly woman
<zarya
<Symmetra
<sambra
8) possibly normal human if you wash
<Junkrat
9)
Animals (simply meh and neutral)
<Monkey
<Hamster
10) Generic model (simply meh and neutral)
<Zen
<Orisa
<Bastion
11)
Good looking however fucked up because of X
<Ash
Tatoo looks like all tatoos shit and you speared shit on your hand generic blob of blackness.
also some crying flowers or some gay shit like this point and laugh.
<The one with the bow
Same tatoo shit
>>16717005
What do you think of my categories?
Do I make this a info-graphic?
a05493 No.16717225
>>16713245
>>16713255
>PDF
I simply hate this file format.
Because of all the DRM and fingerprinting shit(did you know some PDF creators embed your MAC addresses and other info into the PDF?) it can have in it.
And that I have no idea what people use to create or open for editing these cancer shits.
In other news what did you use to create this with?
Why not a HTML file in a zip?
b481ac No.16717226
>overtime is bad
<anticlimactic draws are good
That said thanks for preaching to the choir, everyone here already knew that game sucks.
a05493 No.16717230
>>16717226
What did you mean about overtime?
b481ac No.16717233
>>16717225
The nice thing about PDFs is that they allow vector graphics which can look good on any machine. That's about the only redeeming thing though. They're a pain in the ass to deal with from a software perspective because it's basically a big obnoxious container for rich text and normal images. Getting that information out of the PDF is annoying because, as always, loose specifications allow stupid data to be created.
b481ac No.16717237
>>16717230
>Overtime is terrible remove it.
That's what OP said, I was paraphrasing.
20fa34 No.16717238
>>16717223
>Mei
>substandard
did you buy into Tumblr's "Mei is a landwhale" meme?
>Bow guy
I cut him some slack for the tattoos since I didn't bother to read any backstory and just assumed he was Yakuza, aka one of the few groups justified in having tattoos.
cb1d27 No.16717250
>>16717225
>Because of all the DRM and fingerprinting shit(did you know some PDF creators embed your MAC addresses and other info into the PDF?) it can have in it.
You can export a pdf with pandoc, LibreOffice, et al. Any cancer tool can shit up a file format by shoving meta data like how a phone camera shoves in GPS location on its jpegs except no one blames jpeg for that.
Also some pdf readers on Linux ignore DRM on pdf's entirely.
>And that I have no idea what people use to create or open for editing these cancer shits.
You pretty much give it a url and the file name for the pdf. But if you'd have to download the html with your expanded images if you want that sort of stuff.
https://wkhtmltopdf.org/
022a47 No.16717251
>>16717223
>What do you think of my categories?
You put man face moira in anything but the fugly man category, so no.
An arm tattoo is fairly minor, and you forgot Mercy.
a05493 No.16717356
>>16717238
>Mei
In game she acts like like some autistic, retarded woman child. Like she is 40 with the mental capacities of a 5 year old girl.
This is why she is unacceptable to me and I get to hear this character act like this while I play the game.
>did you buy into Tumblr's "Mei is a landwhale" meme?
She could be on the chubby side and her face is nothing that interesting. However her attitude makes me want to vomit.
>I cut him some slack
A here is the big problem everyone of you backs down when there is some real life "justification" for something I don't. I'm unapologetic and demand standards of looks I want regardless of what ass pulled justification are thrown out.
I'm so hardcore about it that I will ignore and condemn anyone who brings up the fact that OW is fictional set in the future with robots and levitating cars and things that make no sense whatsoever like robots moving physical books around in libraries books for people to read. Or that he fucken can use a bow VS guns and rocket launchers and dent armor or force fields. No I don't even go there the look of the character is shit and I don't like. It could equally be a historical simulator of Yakuzas where you play a historical person and his tattoos are 100% based on reality and crucially important to the 100% realistic story you play. Makes no difference to me.
You need to have some backbone and not band back if the leftists play the "muh historical justification" card.
And because I need to look at his fag hands covered in this it looks shit. Simple like this. all tattoos always look like you speared shit on your hands its always like this. And the cringy flowers is icing on the shit cake.
The facts are this ink under skin will always look the same crap color and the more detail you put into it the more shit it will look for ma distance (like most people see you) and if you make it a solid blob you just made your arm the same shit color better then going the crap detail rout.
And I get to see this crap all the time because he has his hands out all the time.
a05493 No.16717361
>>16717237
Ok I got confused with the
><anticlimactic draws are good
part.
a05493 No.16717404
>>16717251
>You put man face moira
But she is on of the pretty side! For me.
I just realized am I this guy??!!!!
<you are a big one I like.
No that can't be Moira is a womanly woman.
Is this not everyone's opinion?
022a47 No.16717483
>>16717404
Google "moira overwatch transgender" (no quotes). It's a pretty common thought. even if it does usually end up being phrased in a pro-tranny way.
653b3f No.16717491
Lol you played Overwatch enough to know what it's like. Check em.
fd75c3 No.16717510
>>16717483
>Google "moira overwatch transgender"
I did what makes these people think she is a tranny? I mean is this not the usual X is autistic/trans from autists/trans freaks ?
1a0da3 No.16717513
>>16717510
nothing on the wiki page. It's probably just that she has that elf-like face
fd75c3 No.16717529
>>16717513
> elf-like face
Aha so autists desperatly try to say X is trans so activizion-blizard makes it canon.
Ignoring internet cat ladies from the looks alone is there anything trans like about Moira?
f1915d No.16717530
>>16705655
Do we still get fun threads such as these anymore? Does anything fun still happen here?
1a0da3 No.16717537
>>16717529
>is there anything trans like about Moira?
closest I can find is that her backstory has her as an unethical geneticist
c90987 No.16717557
>>16716810
>conveniently leaves out what the "CR" stands for
Who the fuck are you trying to fool here? Why are you even bothering posting when it's this obvious what I'm going to point out? Are you just that damn butthurt because someone who thinks an overwatch character design looks cool called you out on being a faggot?
fd75c3 No.16717577
>>16717537
>closest I can find is that her backstory has her as an unethical geneticist
Personally I ignore the lore since its not even in the game.
Yes go hunt down some comic we made to learn what these characters are all about. However seeing how cringe worthy the in game videos are (you see the one where the attack a convoy of the robot mobster) this is a good thing.
So from only looking at her actual in game model can anyone conclude she is trans?
To me she looks like a normal woman.
And I have seen how the pro-autism (real autism not MEME-insult autism) crowd screams that everyone is autistic and tries to claim characters to the point they get outraged that the creators are not acknowledging their fan lore as canon.
fd75c3 No.16717580
>>16717250
>no one blames jpeg for that.
I do!
PNGs don't have the possibility of this shit.
If you want to kill all crap in jpgs convert them to PNG and you are finished.
There should be 2 formats one with the cancer crap and one without and the cancer format should be a zip that contain the clean format and a TXT file with all the cancer inside.
However fuck jpegs worst quality and cancer fingerprinting. Worst of all possible worlds.
f1915d No.16717594
>>16717580
>convert jpgs into pngs which look identical and are 5x the size
very cool
6b6d93 No.16717734
>>16717594
>very cool
And if you want you can convert them back into jpgs striping all fingerprinting.
however storage is cheap now. There is no reason not to have all your files in PNG.
Stuff you get from the internet does not count because I don't give a shit about accidentally revealing info of someone who is so stupid as to use jpgs.
9f30c0 No.16717778
>>16716782
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO AUTISTIC!?
a621f5 No.16717795
>>16716782
>and I honestly wonder if he's capable of taking care of himself.
He's on Canadian state welfare.
7a0ce7 No.16717925
>>16716152
People working there most likely are too far up their asses to accept defeat, indeed. Deflecting blame is easier.
>>16715590
My normalfag told me there's some fecal typhoon surrounding him. Anybody has any screencaps or whatever? I'm kinda curious if it's more than than just "muh evil straight white male".
88954a No.16717932
>>16717005
Moira isn't a tranny, she's just ugly
7c2650 No.16718561
>>16717537
>closest I can find is that her backstory has her as an unethical geneticist
Personally I ignore the lore since its not even in the game.
Yes go hunt down some comic we made to learn what these characters are all about. However seeing how cringe worthy the in game videos are (you see the one where the attack a convoy of the robot mobster) this is a good thing.
So from only looking at her actual in game model can anyone conclude she is trans?
To me she looks like a normal woman.
And I have seen how the pro-autism (real autism not MEME-insult autism) crowd screams that everyone is autistic and tries to claim characters to the point they get outraged that the creators are not acknowledging their fan lore as canon.
>>16717932
>she's just ugly
Huh elaborate on this and post woman you find attractive.
a621f5 No.16718568
>this obvious shill defending the god awful character designs
c2c91c No.16718621
>>16706169
Well, no, it isn’t. You’re right about that. You don’t read it. You study it.
2cdab2 No.16719311
>>16717223
>danger hair fucking everywhere
>niggers
>edgelords
>aliens
>cyborgs
>a fucking gorilla cyborg at that for fucks sakes
>and a literal "wannabe angel"
<this is somehow not the quinessential example of a snowflake army
The TF2 team look like average dudes when compared to that joke of a roster. And they're all agreed upon, even by the valve development team who made them, to be literal lunatics.
>but demoman
SCOTTISH CYCLOPS. He's actually got flair to him that's more than just being black for the sake of being black. I still don't like the design.
3c4103 No.16719684
>>16717557
>cartoony roster
Thats fucking hilarious considering thats the least important part of that acronym but im not the faggot looking for a fight here, you are. Have fun with your shit thread, redditor.
66363f No.16719705
Seems like twitter is outraged over the new character because they are a white male, Sigma. It's not like they didn't already have a diverse cast of characters introduced already. Oh, wait. That already did happen so why are they complaining? They should know with Blizzard's track record that he'll have a new sexual orientation attached to him at a later date to boost the dwindling popularity of Overwatch, tha is only propped up by shippers who care about a fictional characters sex life and not their own. Not sure if it's been used yet, but I'm guessing pansexual or trans is a viable trait add-on to happen to Sigma down the line.
0b3c98 No.16719753
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16719705
>so why are they complaining
They're complaining because they're actually just racist against caucasians and sexist towards men but they can't admit it due to how fucked up their world view is. Just let them rage to their hearts content, they're literally not gonna affect anything unless you buy their fucked up world views. Look at the dislike to like ratio and the comment section on the hero origin story alone. Most of the feedback is praise for adding in the hero and not negative. Those that are complaining about his race/gender literally do not matter and in the end the more they complain about the character being white the more they prove to the world they're just fucked up mental cases with racist and sexist view points.
So don't give them attention as that's exactly what they want.
b55ade No.16719757
>>16719311
To be frank pyro is the only real nutjob along with medic.
2efc44 No.16719937
>>16717580
>PNGs don't have the possibility of this shit.
except they do.
worst case they'll just a watermark or stenography which doesn't depend on the file format.
the bigger issue with PDFs is that it's a dead end format. ever tried to extract multiple paragraphs and keep the formatting intact?
2efc44 No.16719947
>>16719937
<stenography
>steganography
1fa142 No.16719986
>>16719311
I've always appreciated that Demo is strictly Scottish and only ever mentions being black in his "Meet the" video… But then Valve slaps him with 50 nigger cosmetics, the Kanye glasses and the Rastafari dreads. Even giving him a Sultan headpiece. ABout 3 afros and a stupid fucking Big Smoke face.
4cfc70 No.16720481
>>16719757
>Soldier can't stop thinking about war, made his own made-up medals, bought his own ticket to Europe during WW2 and killed krauts and soviets in germany up to 1949 and only stopped when he was told the war ended in 1945.
>Scout thinks he's playing fucking baseball with guns
>The Spy can impersonate each and every other class down to the mannerism and voice tone, even pyro
>Sniper trows piss at people
Although, despite ingame behaviour, Heavy is an upstanding Slavic silent gentleman, if the comics are anything to go by, and the Engineer is just rounded up with the wrong kind of people for the amount of Ph.D's he has despite his texan background. 7 out of 9 lunatics.
cb8969 No.16720555
>>16703939
It's a shooting game where when played properly the TTK is over 5 minutes. What did you expect?
f792e1 No.16720576
>all this talk about s'arais and nobody has posted his 7-page doomworld meltdown
You are all a bunch of niggers.
http://doomer.boards.net/thread/1050/sarais-world
c90987 No.16720831
>>16719684
>the first part of the acronym, is the least important part
It's the only part of the acronym most people are going to care to remember. Definitely the only part I can be arsed to remember. Guess we can chalk that up to another reason why its fucking stupid.
