9c4433 No.16692031
It has recently come to my attention that some people are so afraid of spiders that even in video games, seeing one throws them into a frenzy of fear, fleeing in panic of the pixels on their screen? How do these people live with themselves? Surely none of the anons here are so illogically cowardly. Right?
cd27d0 No.16692035
9c4433 No.16692036
>>16692035
Are you even a man? Afraid of a little arachnid?
ae5a54 No.16692038
To be fair I did the same thing when I saw Leslie Jones' nudes.
9c4433 No.16692042
>>16692038
Those aren't something you paid for, though. Right?
77e45b No.16692045
Someone post that spider on the wall webm
ca393d No.16692049
>>16692031
Fuck spiders bro.
9c4433 No.16692052
>>16692049
Coward. It's just a fucking game. Can't even handle it?
5bd5e5 No.16692055
This is the only acceptable spider. Fuck all others.
179d68 No.16692060
Spiders are fantastic pest control. You keep them around so the annoying, dangerous, and damaging bugs don't stay around. Especially brown recluses. Those are super pest control.
9c4433 No.16692062
>>16692055
It looks to me like you want to fuck that one, you degenerate pervert.
4da01f No.16692079
>>16692062
>It looks to me like you want to fuck that one, you degenerate pervert.
Like something bad.
9c4433 No.16692083
>>16692079
There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a spider woman, but to say that you're too much of a pussy to kill a regular one means you're fucking subhuman. Get out of my fucking sight, miscreant.
5bd5e5 No.16692085
>>16692062
>he doesn't want to handhold with the cute bug
Lmaoing @ ur lyfe
c132d5 No.16692107
>>16692031
Not fooling anyone.
9c4433 No.16692114
>>16692107
You people disgust me. You think this thread is the exact fucking opposite of what it is. Learn to fucking read, you meme-huffing nigger.
ed4e45 No.16692116
That new crytek game about monster hinters has a giant spider that moves super fast.
7787ac No.16692117
9c4433 No.16692118
>>16692117
Memes are not humor. They're the lowest form of communication.
ae005d No.16692120
346975 No.16692123
>>16692118
OP just because you're afraid of spiders you don't have to be a dick
9c4433 No.16692131
>>16692123
I'm a dick because you act like someone beneath my fucking contempt. Fuck off and don't post here again unless you have something worthwhile to say, shitstain.
9c4433 No.16692139
665d6b No.16692142
>>16692118
I think you are a faggot(no particular reason), but I still agree with this statement. Reposting meme shit is the same as dad jokes or normies constantly quoting current movies. Just posting because people can't stand to not be a part of a conversation, even if they have nothing of value to contribute.
3460be No.16692146
3fe900 No.16692154
Im a huge arachnophobe but arachnes are beautiful.
At least the non fur kind.
ae005d No.16692155
>>16692146
I agree with this statement.
fd9c51 No.16692165
Very few bugs come into my room, but nearly all of them die overnight, and all they really do is fly around the chandelier.
The two exceptions to that are - bees, and fuck those things of course. And spiders, and fuck them too. Spiders never fucking die, they make a big fucking mess all over the place and god fucking forbid you let the little bastards stay for longer than a few days, they'll make whatever spot they occupied as their fucking home. Two weeks was all it fucking took for spiders to web all over the shelf in the pantry where we store the pans. God forbid you don't clean a shelf for two fucking weeks. Fuck spiders, they're niggers. They're worse than bees.
>>16692142
>he hates dad jokes
Get the fuck out of here, you no-fun-allowed faggot.
8e5ebd No.16692172
What are some games in which I can have spider companions?
eb2cda No.16692174
I used to be afraid of bees but in video games when I saw bees they never really scared me. Only IRL. thankfully I mostly got over my fear of bees now
d460a0 No.16692203
got used to them when I realized they really don’t do much once they settle into a web. Now my backyard is full of them and haven’t been bitten by mosquitoes in a long time.
Fuck house centipedes though
0844bb No.16692239
>>16692060
I live comfortably with spiders myself. It's pretty nice to see them crawling while I play vidya, it makes me feel less lonely and some even crawl on me. They some times bit me, and it hurts like hell, but so far I know they are not truly dangerous. There's one that lives tight next to my bed.
I do like lizards better, though I once stepped on one by accident and cried all the afternoon
>>16692203
>Now my backyard is full of them and haven’t been bitten by mosquitoes in a long time.
Fuck mosquitoes. I absolutely hate the living shit out of them, I moved to a colder area just to get rid of the damn things, I fucking hate mosquitoes, specially when they fly by your ear during night as a plot to stick out your arm so they can bite you. They all should burn in hell and I get pleasure by killing them.
>House centipedes
They are quite fucking ugly, but they are harmless. Try to deal with scorpions, those are terrifying, because they ARE dangerous, but kinda easy to deal with Funny how they are also arachnids, but I do not stand them
eeea32 No.16692247
>>16692203
>Fuck house centipedes though
Centipedes eat spiders, guess why you don't like them.
4da01f No.16692320
>>16692083
> too much of a pussy to kill a regular
For what a reason i should kill a harmless (not ausy one) spider who catch fly's and mosquito in my house?
9c4433 No.16692358
>>16692320
I'm talking about in video games, retard. I'm talking about being so fucking subhuman that you're scared of real life animals in a fucking video game.
ede5f9 No.16692377
>game has "arachnophobia mode" that replaces the models of spider enemies with cats
>it's actually more horrifying
4da01f No.16692389
>>16692358
I remember some faggots mod spiders (in skyrim) in to twisted 8 legged bears because "spiders are scary".
d0d381 No.16692392
Guild Wars 2 was supposed to have a spider mount that could climb walls and shit, and it got cut, while being mostly finished before the expansion came out. Why? Because 99% of that game's playerbase are single mothers, and soychuggers who are deathly afraid of spiderbros.
I'm not scared of cockroaches, but I'm so absolutely fucking disgusted to the core by seeing one that I'll fucking sprint away to go get a shoe and clap it if it attempts to fly at me or makes a move
52a1ea No.16692393
>>16692031
I'm not particularly scared of spiders but there's one level in Dark Messiah of Might and Magic where you crawl through the underbelly of some spider temple and its fucking filled to the brim with spiders who will poison you if they touch you. Poison takes of a lot of your health and you'll run through your supply if antidotes quickly if you aren't careful because that level is also full of ambush corners where you have only a few moments to react to a spider about to jump on your face. That was the most I've ever been scared of spiders.
0844bb No.16692419
>>16692392
>I'm not scared of cockroaches, but I'm so absolutely fucking disgusted to the core by seeing one
Same, dunno what's about cockroaches that makes them so jarring. They move so strangely and up-close or upside-down they are even worse.
I have a similar sentiment with mice. I think mice are adorable as all hell, but their disregard for personal belongings, overall filth and how they chew through everything made me hunt them as an sport where I used to live It was fun to hunt them with my dog.
9c4433 No.16692509
>>16692393
That's one of the best levels in the game. Have you ever seen someone freak out at the part where you're supposed to climb out of the pit and there's fucking spiders all over the place? Rather than fight them, these people will instead frantically try to fire rope arrows while forgetting to turn on darkvision, then jump into the abyss rather than fight the spiders because that's "preferable".
2d4b74 No.16692526
>>16692131
Someone get this hothead out of here.
I’m a little afraid of spiders, but I recognize they serve a purpose. My creed is that nature is their domain, if they leave me alone, I leave them alone. But my home is my domain, if they come into my home, they die
7bddfe No.16692568
>OP is 12/42 posts
This is clearly an arachnid shill trying to persuade rational people to let their guard down. Though to be fair if you're afraid of spiders you're a bitch. The only thing capable of eliciting true fear is skeletons
b5476e No.16692576
>>16692107
Surely, you meant to post this version instead.
b5476e No.16692577
>>16692576
Forgot my dubs, whoops.
0844bb No.16692579
>>16692564
>Wii U
You dun'goofed there, but after all these years, I'm still glad there's people butthurt with windwaker, that game was made for faggots like you.
e166dd No.16692616
2b65de No.16692639
>>16692389
Wasn't that one of the earliest mods ever released for Skyrim? At least one of the first ones to get any kind of publicity. I don't recall them being 8 legged bears, just normal bears.
3db279 No.16692769
i only don't like the dark messiah spiders, since they actually do climb walls and fucking poison you
60b91c No.16692779
I like spiderbros. I don't want them crawling on me but usually I let them be if they're in a corner or something. The catch bugs, look kinda pretty, and don't eat my food so they're cool in my book. I had one in my bathroom for a long time, probably at least a year. She just hung out in the corner all day and didn't move much. Occasionally I caught flies or mosquitos and threw them into her web to eat. I even used to clean up her web, taking out old bugs or dirt from the bottom. She always rebuilt it the next day though.
Then one day a bigger spider showed up in another corner. Didn't think much about it and then one day I guess he went over to her web and ate her. Felt pretty bad about not dealing with the situation earlier. I captured the bigger one and moved him outside. Feels bad to lose my spiderbro but it's just nature. Hopefully the bigger one is doing okay outside.
798ea3 No.16692790
>>16692031
>play Resident Evil when it comes out
>the zombies don't scare me, none of it scares me
>get to the bar
>that huge fucking spider crawls down the wall
That kick-started my phobia and I have never been the same
eb2cda No.16692856
Traveling to the third world shithole of Africa where there are bugs literally everywhere desensitized me to them. After I came back, the bugs in first world countries seem even more pathetic by comparison. Don't even pay attention to bugs anymore.
192004 No.16692860
>>16692055
>Son(y)shafts
Why though?
0c51ad No.16692862
>>16692568
There's a skeleton inside everyone in this thread right now!
c59725 No.16692879
>>16692856
Begs the question why you were in Africa at all but whatever
b269c9 No.16692881
It's just yet more "IM SPECIAL PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE" from the millenial crowd.
473d8a No.16692897
The problem in how Thief, Arx Fatalix and Dark Messiah handle spiders.
>they're fucking massive
>they have loud hisses
>they look like something crawled straight out of hell, with Thief and Arx having them glow and look like demons
I get over it eventually but it never stops making my blood boil in fear the first time I hear those HISSSS. Do spiders even HISSSSS?
7627af No.16692908
6b6278 No.16692942
>>16692908
I can't get the thread off
c7b877 No.16692984
5bd5e5 No.16692989
f67d2b No.16692996
>>16692790
But blowing away same said spider with the shotgun or grenade launcher is so satisfying man…
cc228e No.16693030
>spent an hour killing spiders in my room last night
>captured some just to spray with raid and watch them die slowly
>wear as much covering as I can, tucking shirt and socks into pants to be as environmentally sealed as I can
>use nightcap and blankets to sleep with only my nose exposed for breathing
>have covered as many crevices as I could with duct tape
>read about spider behavior online to better know the enemy
>have foggers ready to go once I have an excuse to be out of the house for more than a few hours
Fuck spiders.
d0d381 No.16693043
>>16693030
>>have covered as many crevices as I could with duct tape
Does ripping duct tape off your asscrack hurt like hell?
230ed4 No.16693047
>>16693030
You're probably just going to trap one INSIDE your clothing if you do that.
>nailed 4 small male hunstmen so far this week
>anticipating confrontation with the boss creature any day now
>know from experience that insect spray only pisses the bigger ones off
might just burn down the house idk
125fef No.16693081
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>>16692790
>Play Rayman 2 on the N64
>Having an absolute blast
>Start level called "Canopy"
>Begins with a tunnel and the camera zoomed on Rayman.
>Walk forward eager for more game.
>embed starts playing
>the_fuck_is_this_hitchcock_shit.jpg
>Giant spider the size of the TV screen body-slams Rayman.
>Switch the game off faster than a nigger running from child support.
This is how arachnophobia starts.
85f05f No.16693087
>being afraid of spiders
>being afraid of creatures that only exist to help you by killing pests
He wants to help you.
Now this fucker here, fuck him.
I get into a frenzy when I see one of these and murder it immediately.
000000 No.16693117
Spider-based architecture is underrated and interesting.
Real spiders are only scary if they're the small baby-swarmer variety, the big fluffy ones are cute at first, but they don't communicate elegantly. Yet again, videogame fantasy beats reality.
Spider tank > small exoskeleton > autism mobile suit > chicken walker
0c4df6 No.16693118
I live in fear of the day that I stick my dick in my onahole to find that a spider somehow made its nest in there.
594a6d No.16693120
>>16692031
Not quite as bad as the NEETs that are illogically afraid of going outside and getting a job.
85f05f No.16693125
>>16693120
I'll get a job as soon as I graduate.
Pinky promise.
51ce72 No.16693126
>>16693047
>insect spray
I always use air freshener to stun and whatever bludgeon for the kill, it generally works pretty well. Hell, a spray bottle with soapy water would do the job too. I let spiders live in some places as long as they're out if the way and useful though. They help a lot with flies and sometimes roaches
d0d381 No.16693131
>>16693087
>about five or six years old
>arrive at my grandparent's vacation home one summer
>it's just me, grandma and a family friend that was helping us get the house ready for the summer
>gotta unfold the big outside curtain on the balcony
>unfold it
>those motherfuckers just come SPILLING OUT
>THERE'S FUCKING HUNDREDS OF THEM
>they're bailing all over the fucking place
>jesus christ I don't want to die like this
>i sprint right out of the house
>through fucking yard
>breaching kick the steel gate
>sprint out of there
>sprint down the street
>drift around a corner
>sprint 300 meters down a hill through some bushes
>get to the seaside
>leap into the water in my clothes
>swim out to the center of the bay
>just float there for a while and scan the water around me to make sure I don't see a swarm of hellbugs coming to fuck my shit up
>after about 15 minutes just swim back to shore, go back up the hill and come back to the house
>grandma calls me a faggot
>>16693126
If it's a cockroach, I just chase it down and slap it with a shoe. But there's just something so satisfying about hitting a bug with the Extra Strong Raid, and seeing it die to the bug equivalent of mustard gas.
2b5c53 No.16693184
>>16692055
is it wrong that i don't recognize this spider? driders are better though
9f2417 No.16693207
c36928 No.16693245
>>16693030
I get being afraid of spiders, I don't like them either but goddamn anon, that's some autism.
>>16693087
When I was a kid I used to pick those things up and chase my sisters with them. I'd grab them by the head and torso and they'd never be able to pinch me, but one day I grabbed a really big one that was nobody's bitch, he spun his ass around and I've had a healthy fear of bugs ever since.
594a6d No.16693248
>>16693245
> I grabbed a really big one that was nobody's bitch,
One of those hairy monkey-spidos?
a007a1 No.16693249
>>16693131
that sounds like something I'd do, FUCK spiders andalso FUCK most insects in general
e1ca97 No.16693268
I actually find it pretty enjoyable to squish (giant) insects in vidya. There's something oddly rewarding in the high-pitched shrieks and hisses they produce.
Wouldn't hurt a real spider, though. Safe for that one time one woke me by dancing around on my closed eyelid, they're far too useful for getting rid off flies and mosquito.
85f05f No.16693282
>>16693272
>brown recluse
Heh.
8b9cb7 No.16693303
Last week:
>3am weary
>sleep soon
>idly scrolling through Dredd
>1 min to sleepytimes
>SPIDER size of my forefinger runs the length of my bed in the low light
>"#HELLO MAH BABY HELLO MAH HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!#"
>FUCK_THIS.exe
>immediately eject self from cozy comfy to feet
>fucker vanishes
>grab candle holder glass thingy
>build impromptu prison with shoes near last seen location
>spidder appears in prison, phew
>trapped and flushed
>on the way back see another one the same size on the stairs
>fuck my life
>repeat
>try to get back to cozy comfy for an hour and half while on high alert for invaders and making psychosomatic crawling sensations on my back.
They'd be ok if they just kept the fuck out of my bedroom.
5686a2 No.16693304
fear has a funny way of getting people to act against their best interests at times, which is weird, because i imagine the original intent for it was to protect you. i've had female friends completely balk at playing a game because it had realistic spider mounts. they would make a spidery sound when you summoned them and had a really cool web effect. I sorta wish i knew about their spider fear before we switched games so i could have enjoyed pulling a assload of spiders and hear them freak the fuck out
Tho i think a lot of fear these days is people just sorta playing it up for attention, if they weren't coddled so much people would have to grit their teeth and actually face their fears, and eventually give themselves an opportunity to get over it.
53fe6c No.16693306
>>16692897
SYstem shock 2 had some fearsome spiders too
8b9cb7 No.16693314
Surely the cure to this issue is playing EDF
7b8938 No.16693317
I hate insects more than you can imagine which is why I let spiders do their thing.
I'm not sure why insect haters remove them, it's like a self-hating jew begging to join your holocaust chamber so he can watch other jews die.
066338 No.16693320
Reminder that if you don't think spiders are disgusting or scary, you basically have a genetic defect. Although being arachnophobic is almost just as bad.
e73dbf No.16693328
>>16692165
>hates spiders AND bees
I'd whack (you) with a shoe any day you fucking nigger piece of shit. Don't eat honey ever again you ingrate fuck.
a72682 No.16693332
>>16692031
>being afraid of something you can just step on.
MFW.
231cab No.16693377
Anyone not at least mildly concerned by the appearance of a spider has never had a plate sized huntsman decide to go mach 9 and warp out of your field of view. Reminder that huntsman jump, fake death, will climb up a broom if you try to shoo them away from a distance and can survive in water for much longer than seems possible, your only hope is that it's in a good mood and doesn't really feel like running seriously.
c36928 No.16693391
>>16693303
Yes, the worst thing about spiders is they always want to cuddle yet they're the least cute things in existence. I had a brown recluse infestation in my house a couple years ago and was constantly on high alert after one of the fuckers tried to cuddle my hand while I was playing vidya. That same year I woke up with one literally darting across my back from one shoulder to the other, I don't think he expected me to be as flexible as I am and I pancaked him across my back. Fucker was probably all cozy with me all night.
They gib me the heebejeebes. I DONT LIKE THEM.
e1ca97 No.16693410
But are your spiders armed with rocket launchers and flamethrowers?
4fabb6 No.16693427
>>16692031
I think there needs a mod group which mods all disgusting insects into cute butterflies and ladybugs. Or maybe turns them into toy-looking robot versions so they look less gore.
d543cd No.16693428
d543cd No.16693433
>>16692172
Skyrim with mods
ef5438 No.16693456
I never shy away from calling people who are dead afraid of spiders and insects cowards and sadistic when they lash out because of their own shortcomings as human beings, the true abomination is them, not the spiders.
9c4433 No.16693475
>>16693456
A man after my own heart.
85f05f No.16693478
>>16693131
>be a kid
>go into the country
>basically a cottage in the middle of nowhere
>decide I'll rest on some old chair on the veranda
>lift the cushion to see whether the chair is fine and will hold
>see a bunch of those fuckers crawl all over it
>put the cushion back down and take the chair far away from the house
>stuff my ears with cotton wool every night before bed because my grandma told me that they'll crawl into my ears if I don't
I fucking hate those things so much.
No other insect disturbs me except them.
c2858f No.16693491
>>16693282
>opens wasp nest filled with paralyzed Brown recluse spiders.
>finds one still moving and posts picture of it.
>shortly followed by all 10+ of them moving too.
>house now filled with spiders found in wiiu.
>anon runs outta house and calls exterminator.
Long story short, don't buy a Wiiu
3722d7 No.16693512
>>16693456
Will never harm a spider unless I end up running into a black widow or brown recluse. Killing something that's harmless and actually beneficial to have in your house just because you find it spooky seems like something only a woman would do.
a9cc1c No.16693519
>>16693410
I beat that game two years ago. Other than the mechanical arm boss, the bosses looked pretty interesting. Despite the ending cinematic for it being very short and to the point (hey he got his mind transferred back to his body.. and the spider is okay, too) it felt satisfying to beat it. But.. I never got the last bonus level (which I know exists because what I thought was the last bonus level had a bonus level chip in it, too).
8270ba No.16693529
>>16693456
>>16692031
I'm just scared if they happen to be a venomous spider that one day may bite me or my mom. Better to be on the safe side than sorry.
Though if I had a bug infestation or what not that can be solved with spiders, perhaps I can change my mind about it.
000271 No.16693557
>>16693131
>If it's a cockroach, I just chase it down and slap it with a shoe
>seeing it die to the bug equivalent of mustard gas
Cockroaches are swarming insects. Killing one with a shoe will do anything because chances are there are hundred more around, and, in fact, leaving the corpse around is food for other cockroaches since they are also cannibals. Insect spray for cockroaches is specifically designed to not kill the cockroach inmediately, so don't use a lot into it, even a little will eventually kill it, and it will poison the corpse, so the point is that the poisoned cockroach goes back into his shithole, die, and when other cockroaches eat the body, they will also be poisoned, rinse and repeat until all of them are dead.
>>16693320
>Leaving your instincts control your mind as if it was something good
Fear and disgust are legit responds to danger, but spiders are not dangerous, faggot.
>>16693529
Unless you live in Australia or Brasil, or you are allergic to spiders, nothing will happen.
9c7543 No.16693570
>>16693221
>>16692897
Dark Messiah wasn't even a hiss. It was some sort form dread scream.
066338 No.16693588
>>16693557
>because a lot of spider aren't dangerous, your instinct you have due to some spiders being dangerous is invalid
Sure thing, anon. Any more retarded things your wish to say? Guess you shouldn't be afraid of snakes either if you ever see one! It might NOT be poisonous. How about you go ahead and jump off of a 10 story building since falling from a 1 story building isn't particularly dangerous.
How do retards like you actually exist?
138a15 No.16693600
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>>16692897
imagine how louder the big boy fanatsy cousin would sound
9ebec3 No.16693617
I wouldn't want to wake up to spiders all around me, but I don't mind spiderwebs outside my house. I sometimes save spiders inside my house and let them back outside too.
3573f8 No.16693623
>>16693617
>I sometimes save spiders inside my house and let them back outside too.
This kills the spider. House spiders are not meant to live in the garden, and garden spiders are not meant to live in the house.
9ebec3 No.16693632
>>16693623
Better a chance of life then instantly dead. I live in a super dry climate anyway so not as if the spiders have to worry about rain or humidity.
85f05f No.16693640
>>16693623
Then how did they survive before houses existed?
Checkmate atheists.
aa5a79 No.16693691
>>16693640
God created houses 6000 years ago dumbass
f350c4 No.16693711
>>16692377
That's actually a really fun idea. It's a shame that game seems to be an epic store exclusive so nobody will ever play it.
Speaking of "arachnophobia mode", Ichigeki Sacchu Hoihoi-san on the PS2 had an interesting feature that you could choose the insects' appearance: IIRC, you could choose from realistic bugs, cartoon bugs, or neon-coloured bugs that looked like toys. I'm curious if that made the game more approachable for people who are scared of insects.
000271 No.16693732
>>16693588
>Guess you shouldn't be afraid of snakes either if you ever see one!
If you know how to differentiate between poisonous ones and constriction ones, then yes, faggot. I bet you believe brown recluses hate you and their poison melts your skin.
You are weak and ignorant and that's the only reason you let your fear and instinct control you. Do you also panic whenever someone uses a lighter like a caveman?
1475b8 No.16693737
>>16693732
>melts your skin
the danger is real but overstated. it makes it "foamy" since there's a ton of pus and some of it necrotizes and shit. But a lot of bug bites do the same thing.
>>16693588
most snakes are fat and are pussies. many are herbivorous and very few are poisonous. and like any non-predatory wild animal, just don't fuck with it and it's unlikely to fuck with you
802016 No.16693769
hatred of spiders is mostly a women and minority thing because they can't understand that spiders are a necessity as pest control
3ab716 No.16693833
>>16693769
>shitskin cant afford bug spray and cleaning supplies
>lives in filth and thinks he's superior for it
0e1cac No.16693845
>>16693737
>many are herbivorous and very few are poisonous
is it hard to type with no hands?
000271 No.16693885
>>16693737
>the danger is real but overstated
Most of them don't use enough poison to even get to the necrosis. You{d need to have a really thin skin for it to be dangerous, so it is dangerous only for kids and man babies.
>>16693833
>Wasting money on innecesary bug spray when spiders do the job
>Thinking spiders live in filth instead of the contrary
>>16693845
He is completely right. Do you understand that constriction snakes don't need poison because they are strong enough to kiss it's prey by just strangling it? It only applies to humans if those are big ass, and most american snakes outside of the dessert are actually constriction snakes.
Pic 1 is poisonous, Pic 2 is constriction, they are really fucking different. Here's a simple tip, if they rattle they are poisonous, and they rattle so you don't get close so they don't bite you in the first place. There's legitimately some people that think the rattle is some kind of battle cry.
ba8b10 No.16693886
>>16693737
>many are herbivorous
Snakes are obligate carnivores there are literally 0 herbivore snakes.
>few are poisonous
True but only because snakes are venomous not poisonous which is a different thing.
000271 No.16693908
>>16693886
There are far more non-venomous snakes than venomous ones.
Still, is a pretty stupid idea to get close to a snake, venomous or not, because it's hard to distinguish both from glance. without actually knowing about them.
1475b8 No.16693961
>>16693886
green tree pythons and garter snakes
957524 No.16694000
>>16693245
>>16693087
They can't pinch, much less crawl inside people's ears as the popular misconception goes. However, the females take care of their eggs and newly hatched youngs, guarding and cleaning them (and are one of the very few insects that do that).
52a1ea No.16694011
>>16694000
>they can't pinch
This is true the "mandibles" on the rear end are meant to confuse predators, caterpillars and centipedes do the same thing.
c36928 No.16694065
>>16694000
>>16694011
>They can't pinch
I'm certain that's what happened. My 5 years old self watched as he turned his ass around and gave my lil thumb a pinch. If you're aggressively gripping one (which little kids do because they haven't learned how to gently hold things yet) they will absolutely pinch you. The mandibles on the back are straight for females and curved for males, maybe I got away with picking up the females and it took one of the males to actually pinch me idk all I know is you two are full of shit.
e63a51 No.16694074
>>16693391
>brown recluse infestation
That sounds nightmarish and extremely stressful.
3573f8 No.16694076
>>16693886
>True but only because snakes are venomous not poisonous which is a different thing.
Some snakes are poisonous. The Japanese Grass Snake, for example, is both venomous and poisonous.
957524 No.16694087
>>16694065
Have you considered that it might be a false memory?
fae29d No.16694094
>>16692060
If you cleaned your home you wouldn't need them you fat fucking slob.
42527f No.16694099
8270ba No.16694106
>>16693557
I live in California so the spiders are probably carriers of foreign substances.
1cced1 No.16694112
>>16692897
Tarantulas make the hissing sound by rubbing their legs together. It isn't very loud though.
84e986 No.16694126
>>16692031
Spiders are cute.
People who're terrified of spiders are pansy babies.
6b6278 No.16694130
>>16694126
>look I posted an anime version of something being moe, so that means that something is actually cute now
No nigger. There's like 3 species of spider that come anywhere close to cute, all the others are awful.
84e986 No.16694141
>>16693588
Snakes are cute, you pansy ass faggot.
84e986 No.16694144
>>16694130
Mostly posted it because I don't seem to have any spider pictures, apparently.
But, I don't think I'd agree.
Most the spiders I've seen are cute. Some are more in the beautiful category, though, and some kind of fall in an 'adorable but not quite cute' category.
cc228e No.16694150
>>16693043
Good way to get rid of my excessive ass hair.
>>16693047
I try and prevent that by wearing layers, bottom layer being as skin tight as I'm comfortable with and outer layer being two sizes too big.
>>16693120
Going outside is always a mistake.
>>16693245
My holy crusade may be autistic, but it is just.
fd9c51 No.16694201
>>16693328
I'm perfectly fine with not eating honey. In fact, I don't as it is. Haven't had honey in over a decade, shit justs tastes like two mouthfulls of sugar in a single spoon. And it's certainly not worth the little faggots flying around, buzzing louder than your mother and stinging you for no fucking reason.
c36928 No.16694272
>>16694087
It's not, I even googled it to be sure that they do infact use the giant mandibles on their backsides for defensive purposes. You're probably operating off a lie someone told you.
>>16694144
Jumping spiders are the only exception to the rule of Spiders being creepy fucks. They're furry enough that they never try to couple with you for warmth, have big eyes that are kinda cute, tilt their head when they find something they might be interested in eating, and when they do catch something they tend to run away with it so you can't watch them eat. (It's fuggin cute that they're so shy) They're small enough that they don't make a mess if you kill them, but you never should kill them because unlike other spiders they don't make webs in your house, and generally keep to themselves patrolling your windowsills. I've never been bitten by one and wouldn't feel at all nervous if one was crawling on me because I know jumping spiders are the only good spiders in my neighborhood, and yes there are a lot in my neighborhood.
5686a2 No.16694276
>>16694201
>hating bees
you realize that insects are essential to the proper functioning of our biosphere right? bees most of all.
fd9c51 No.16694373
>>16694276
Yeah, I do, and if it takes the collapse of the ecosystem to be rid of spiders and bees, so bee it.
5644ee No.16694382
>>16694201
>and stinging you for no fucking reason
Are you thinking of wasps? Bees rarely sting, they die when they do. You honestly have to fuck up pretty bad to get a bee to sting you, unless you're really close to their hive. Hell, even then you have to generally touch it before they get pissed.
cd5c15 No.16694444
>>16692239
> it makes me feel less lonely and some even crawl on me. They some times bit me, and it hurts like hell,
Sure you're not wanting to fuck spiders so you just let them bite you?
>Fuck mosquitoes. I absolutely hate the living shit out of them
this I can agree with, I've killed well over 30 in the past week alone in just my room. I have to kill so many I actually made a little kill bin so I don't have to kill one and then go to the bathroom and flush it
>>16692942
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I CAN'T GET THE THREAD OFF, SAAAAVE ME!!!
>>16693047
>You're probably just going to trap one INSIDE your clothing if you do that.
just shat
d5a167 No.16695004
>>16693588 (heil'd)
>How do retards like you actually exist?
Modern medicine, standard OH&S.
69a80b No.16695061
>>16694094
Not how insects work faggo
>>16694130
there are so many beautiful tarantulas it'd make your dick spin
6b6278 No.16695071
>>16695061
beautiful=/=cute
69a80b No.16695073
>>16695071
one and the same
99d3d2 No.16695082
>>16695004
>One of my recurring nightmare's is actually real, and more horrifying than I imagined.
…gonna need a source on this webm.
d5a167 No.16695092
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16695082
That webm was from Brazil, but a more recent incident happened in Australia last year. From the description:
>A local biologist…identified the spider as Anelosimus eximius — a "social spider" species known for its massive colonies and "sheet webs." He characterized the phenomenon as "normal"…
798ea3 No.16695102
>>16693126
you can make your own homemade spider sarin pretty easily, which has the added benefit of not only stunning spiders when sprayed directly on them, but it lasts for days and spiders fucking hate the way it tastes because you know spiders taste stuff through their feet, right so you can use it to designate no-go zones.
>water
>essential oils of any kind (peppermint or teatree are best, but any essential oil or combination of essentials will do)
>standard dish soap (lemon is best but any will do)
>combine in spray bottle, add dish soap last, shake to mix thoroughly
>spray that shit on entry points, around your bed, and directly onto any spiders you want reeling before you deliver the deathblow with a shoe or book
85b38e No.16695105
I take care of spiders the same way I take care of mice, with a pellet gun.
bede31 No.16695863
>>16693737
>>16694141
>just don't fuck with it and it's unlikely to fuck with you
That's not how it works you fucking faggot. It only takes them a few seconds for a snake to sneak into a garage when they want to cool off and then from there into the house at their leisure. They blend into their environment and often just pass out where people walk, like on trails.
Snakes aren't like spiders where they kill pests en masse. I do my best to tolerate the fuckers that like to hang out in my yard, but it would be a lot easier if they killed more than one gopher a month.
76decf No.16695873
>>16695102
Man, I just use carb cleaner, it removes anything creepy crawly or flying hate.
4e1752 No.16695874
>>16692060
Mantises are also pest control and are good boyes unlike spiders which can be poisonous bad boyes
Also they know karate
d0d381 No.16695888
>>16695874
>hanging out with the penultimate cucks of the animal kingdom
71d127 No.16695914
>>16695874
I had one of those in my house and it flew and attacked me while I was on the computer. Maybe it was reacting to the movement of the mouse cursor on the screen.
4db191 No.16695923
>>16693885
>because they are strong enough to kiss it's prey
It's nice to know snakes want to show affection to thier prey
51ce72 No.16695926
>>16695888
At least they're not anglerfish. What life would be like if your end goal was to become one of a female's myriad testicles.
4db191 No.16695933
>>16694276
I refuse to believe that ticks and cockroaches are anything other than plagues and completely unnecessary to a functioning biosphere
2b5c53 No.16696047
>>16695874
Every mantis I've ever met tried to attack me for no reason, and where i live the mantises are fucking huge. Meanwhile the innocent venomous spiders chill out in their webs and don't bother me
5bbd0f No.16696056
>>16692862
help she’s jerking me off and I can’t stop her
2b5c53 No.16696186
>>16695933
>cockroaches are anything other than plagues and completely unnecessary to a functioning biosphere
depends on which cockroach anon, some of them are useful, but those ones tend to be indigenous to the areas where they live unlike the American, Asian or dozens of other types of cockroaches that were imported everywhere
Ticks actually serve as prey for some species of insect that exclusively eat ticks But i still agree with you
aa42ce No.16696262
>>16695874
>mantises
>good boyes
That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
3722d7 No.16696327
>>16696262
New fetish acquired
b1d62e No.16696855
>>16696262
I've spend the better part of two decades on this internet and by this point I was convinced there was noting the internet could throw at me again that would surprise me.
f195d7 No.16696927
>>16696262
She has more videos on motherless if you search for 'mantis' and click her account.
52ee4e No.16696935
>>16696262
Im confused, is the mantis trying to eat her nipples or what?
5ff22c No.16696943
>>16696935
What else would a mantis do?
52ee4e No.16696948
>>16696943
I dont fucking know anon, the last time i saw a mantis i was 5 and tried to swordfight it with a tiny stick.
This unnerves me.
9ec21f No.16696959
>>16696935
>trying to
Technically he's just doing it, not merely trying. He only eats a little, which looks worse due to the amount of blood, but yeah it's eating her.
I mean, that's kind of what they do, grab stuff and eat it.
029762 No.16697004
>>16693961
Both of those are wrong, you retard. Did you seriously think an animal with fangs and no other teeth ate plants?
>>16693600
I had no idea they could do that. Cute.
>>16693885
>constriction snakes
>strangling
Not how it works, retard #2. Constriction snakes kill prey by cutting off circulation and blood flow, then waiting until the target experiences brain death.
>>16695926
>anglerfish
>fusing to a female and becoming a testicle
"There's no way," I thought. "Even that is too stupid for the natural world." I was wrong.
>>16696855
I take it you haven't seen the snail double blowjob someone posted on /b2/ recently.
c05573 No.16697010
Imagine what our ancestors must have gone through to fear spiders so much on an instinctual level
3896ad No.16697114
>>16694201
Anon bees don't sting unless you fuck with them or fuck with their home. Otherwise, just ignore them and they'll ignore you. Wasps and hornets are the dickbags that will sting you for no reason.
55e6ee No.16697153
>>16697114
Yellow jackets always act like beligerent niggermanlets and I just gently push them away if they get too uppity.
They don't do shit besides cleaning the smushed flies from my windows/blinds.
829217 No.16697159
>>16694000
I know its a misconception but once I felt a weird feeling in my ear like earwax falling away. flicked my ear and flicked one of these fuckers from my ear canal onto the floor
633c50 No.16697212
We all know perfectly well what we're really here for.
Post cute spider girls
f34309 No.16697214
>>16697212
Speak for yourself.
55e6ee No.16697226
>>16697214
t. a fly
keep eating shit :^)
09bc44 No.16697289
>>16693087
You can get worse.
>God Tier
<Bees
<Spiders
>High Tier
<Butterflies/Caterpillars
<Lighting Bugs
<Ants
>Mid Tier
<Lady Bugs
>Shit Tier
<Wasps
<Earwigs
>Literal Shit Tier
<Dung Beetles
<House Flies
>Irredeemable Tier
<Pic related
6e61e7 No.16697318
>>16697212
>Terrified of spiders
>Think spider-girls are really cute
My boner is confused. It's afraid, but at the same time…
>>16697289
The fuck is that thing?
eba3c4 No.16697383
>>16697289
<Completely forgetting Dragonflies
>eat Mosquitoes and Gnats
>less harmful or annoying to people than Spiders or Bees
>have a cool name
>can always be phoned-in as a vidya enemy (Dragon+Fly GET IT???)
>when they mate it makes a little heart shape
987f77 No.16697399
>>16697318
stink bug. i get them in my house. you can make a trap with a 2l soda bottle, tape, and one of those tiny cheap disposable flashing jogging leds that clip on.
theres a guy on youtube that trapped tons in his attic using it. hes credited with inventing the trap.
4d6b70 No.16697400
>>16694130
>talking shit about Kumo-chan
End yourself. It's fucking great. Until the POV swaps to the kids, at which point it becomes complete garbage. But it's so damn good until then. Also, the manga is full of create reaction images, go read it.
987f77 No.16697404
>>16697383
butterflies are just helicopter butterflies
6f00e7 No.16697408
>>16697400
>Also, the manga is full of create reaction images
Dubs of absolute truth.
90a811 No.16697415
>>16697404
>butterflies are just helicopter butterflies
633c50 No.16697423
>>16697318
Fuck your fears anon.
55bec9 No.16697425
>>16697408
This manga really is great.
09bc44 No.16697830
>>16697383
Alright, dragonflies go in high tier and I'm moving ants to mid tier since they ruin my wood.
5a4c9c No.16697854
>>16697425
Great at being trash more like.
5b4a7e No.16697867
>>16697404
>butterflies are just helicopter butterflies
what did he mean by this?
9c4433 No.16698017
>>16696262
Jesus fucking christ man, I feel this in my fucking titty. I should delete this goddamn thread now that you've posted this shit. This is the worst fucking webm I've seen in years. I'd rather watch somebody die than open this shit again.
068d1b No.16698052
>>16696262
>someone saved my webm
I love you.
b836db No.16698064
>>16697404
>butterflies are just helicopter butterflies
c091a5 No.16698075
>>16692377
>the Epic Store Factorio rip-off whose developers had a meltdown when they were shocked to find out that their Epic Store Factorio rip-off didn't sell
59b810 No.16698076
>>16698052
>my webm
Explain sir
f195d7 No.16698086
>>16698017
https://motherless.com/m/rura_rarara
There's more. You know you're curious you fat fuck.
7bddfe No.16698087
>>16696262
This is what happens when women dont have children.
7627af No.16698107
>>16692942
>>16692984
Spider heavy mission right before bed
7a757d No.16698125
>>16695102
thick Japanese.. wtf. looks like an desert shop..
oh
what is the point of this pic?
4bf0e6 No.16698135
>>16692031
I experienced mild discomfort during the spider section in skyrim vr.
It's weird being attacked by something disgusting and not being able to feel it.
b836db No.16698149
Itokuri is a good girl and her partner is a total bro.
0c51ad No.16698151
>>16698149
>total bro
>betrayed Nobunaga
Nah.
b836db No.16698159
>>16698151
Well he's a bro to William anyway.
c453a1 No.16698161
>>16698149
Right game, wrong spider.
5842b8 No.16699347
>>16698135
that's such a great show.
5b7504 No.16700938
Yeah ,some people are just that sensitive. Then again, I have the same issue in regards to my thalassophobia.
513fd1 No.16701102
>>16697010
Giant spider sex.
c6ccee No.16701111
Nearlies every bigs country of the world has a genetical that alerts you tos the hazards that spiders present, this is something you deliberatesly have to training yourself not to react to.
Now Imagines what happens in your brain when it sees a spider that's as a bigs as a peoples
51f5d7 No.16701115
>>16692055
Spiders are objectively the bros of non mammalian animals. All they do is hang around, spin webs and eat insects. Having a spider in any place you wouldn't mind seeing a web, like a barn or a garage, is nothing but a benefit to your household.
>b-but muh poisonous spiders
Right. And you're afraid of all frogs because some of them are poisonous too?
51f5d7 No.16701123
>>16701111
Those instincts alert you to the dangers of insects. Spiders don't have almost any of those dangers, including disease – no dangerous disease was ever proliferated by spiders and they bite people very rarely. Spiders look superficially like insects, especially ticks which actually are highly dangerous, so your instincts tell you they are as well.
In conclusion, fuck off Toki.
c6ccee No.16701139
>>16701123
They're scary though
51f5d7 No.16701161
>>16701139
I just dislike arachnophobia because it's the most irrational of irrational phobias. Entomophobia makes total sense because insects have killed countless people in the past, either directly or indirectly by eating their crops or livestock. Aquaphobia makes sense if you're black. Arachnophobia makes no sense aside from the superficial appearance of spiders.
b40102 No.16701355
>>16701115
>poisonous
Venomous.
Unless you eat your spiders.
51f5d7 No.16701381
>>16701355
You're right, my mistake.
fd73b5 No.16701666
>>16692031
you just have to make them play EDF and they are cured.
85b38e No.16703403
>>16701161
https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2017.01710/full
It's apparently evolutionary-borne. Personally I dislike spiders because of their eyes rather than rapid movement or hair or most other reasons people cite, though I can imagine a large spider bolting towards me would sway that. You can't tell me this isn't at least mildly fear provoking
47aa04 No.16703488
>>16698017
Had enough, pussy faggot?
51f5d7 No.16703629
>>16703403
It's revolting, sure, but I'd be more scared of your average insect due to the potential to spread disease, unless the spider was a brown recluse or black widow. I'd also like to see the citation on spiders being the threat we evolved to be afraid of as mentioned in that link because again, ticks have many superficial similarities and are far more aggressive/dangerous to us.
94f735 No.16706179
Ugly insecure retarded hags or cucks are mocked for literally acting like sexy women and especially 2D evoke PTSD like fucking scarred war veterans.
Arachnophobia is fear of an entire species of unfeeling, paranoia inducing alien looking nightmares that live almost anywhere, can kill you with a single venomous nibble, show no emotion or soul unlike literally every other animal and literally sucks the life out of you and not in sexy way like vampires after making you completely helpless and constricted.
We're not just "triggered" pussies. Fuck you anons.
2b65de No.16706194
>>16703629
Ticks are arachnids too you know. Anyway a spider is far more likely to be seriously harmful than a random insect. Even mosquitoes, despite being officially the deadliest animal on earth, aren't enough of a threat individually to suggest a fear response.
6523a0 No.16706197
>>16703629
Spiders are larger and therefore more visible. If ticks were the size of spiders, I’m sure there would be more fear of them.
For example, tarantulas are by and large harmless, but they're big, hairy, and they move real weird. Therefore people fear them. Same thing with scorpions, where the smaller ones are more venomous, but it’s the larger ones people fear.
cc228e No.16706236
>>16706179
You are correct, but I was able to observe some behavior in a spider that I think was stress. In one of the spiders I captured, I noticed that before I caught it that it usually had its legs spread out. For the first day it was also like this in the glass, but by the second day it was moving a lot less and keeping its legs close to itself. Anyways, I assumed it was stress at being caught/trapped. Almost made me feel bad for it, then it compressed itself even more when I tested out my new raid on it.
4b9b6c No.16706466
>>16706435
oh no, did wittle baby get banned? boohoo
51f5d7 No.16706566
>>16706194
>Ticks are arachnids too
Well there goes my entire universe.
3722d7 No.16706603
>>16706179
>can kill you with a single venomous nibble
There are two species of spider in the USA with a venomous bite and both are very easy to identify. You're being a triggered pussy.
0e1cac No.16706737
>>16706466
dick sucker detected
47af4f No.16707092
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>had a spider in kitchen window for a while
>it would barely move and was pretty small
>suddenly house becomes overrun with large nigger flies
>literally the fastest way to get rid of them is open the windows and let them out
>otherwise windows literally turn BLACK for how many of them are there
>the flies get trapped in the window with spider
>day after day the flies are getting caught in the web
>spider gets big, REALLY big
>see a tiny spider approach it one day, figure it must be male
>the big spider's web is full of little specs now, I think it had babies
>I saw the male spider hanging around, but just the other day it fell out of it's own web dead
>little fucker got laid before I did
>>16692049
Don't fuck your bro spiders.
>>16694272
Funfact: jumping spiders have fangs so small they cannot pierce beyond the thinnest layers of skin, they could bite you if aggrivated and literally balance on their fangs but you wouldn't feel it
even the biggest of jumping spiders couldn't hurt you if they wanted
2b65de No.16707102
>>16706603
At least 3 with significant bites (black widow, brown recluse, and hobo spider). There are a number of others that have less significant, but still painful and potentially debilitating bites. Red Widows, Brown Widows, Wolf Spiders, and Tarantulas to name a few. While a wolf spider bite is little worse than a bee sting, that's still bad enough and there's always the potential for an allergic reaction as well.
5ff22c No.16707115
>>16706603
And they won't kill you, either.
0844bb No.16707116
>>16707092
Do spiders really suffer damage if they fall, or insects at all? I figured they are so small they aren't heavy enough to sustain damage in internal organs, plus some of them have exoskeletons.
0844bb No.16707119
>>16707102
>that's still bad enough and there's always the potential for an allergic reaction as well.
If you have allergies you are already genetically inferior.
47af4f No.16707147
>>16707116
they probably don't have enough mass to make a fatal impact since many of them are light enough to carry on a breeze
0b526d No.16707263
>>16692055
>>16692154
>>16692239
>>16692576
>>16693268
>>16707092
>anthro "spiders"
You people are no better than furries, this is the same kind of shit.
50b1cf No.16707273
I hate spider enemies purely because devs insist on giving them annoying poison abilities.
c32386 No.16707313
>>16707263
>totally the same guise
Where's anons ramming their dongs into dead tarantulas with wigs stapled to them?
68e961 No.16707368
>>16707313
Zoosadists are but one facet of the furry fandom autist.
9c8f70 No.16707438
>>16707263
>no better than furries
Last time I checked /monster/ fags don't spam threads about how their fetish is their lifestyle and how other people should accept them for being massive faggots.
>>16692031
>Arachnophobics are afraid of spiders in video games
Who would have thought?
0b526d No.16707467
>>16707313
>>16707438
I don't mean about how you act, I mean you're casual faggots who need to humanize things instead of being a man about it.
9c8f70 No.16707477
>>16707467
>casual faggots who need to humanize things instead of being a man about it.
ed9efc No.16707483
>>16707438
Here, have a higher resolution of the hugbug anon. You deserve it for having good taste in waifus.
a41083 No.16707486
>>16707477
>spider
>snout
wut
d75d97 No.16707496
>>16707438
> Last time I checked /monster/ fags don't spam threads about how their fetish is their lifestyle and how other people should accept them for being massive faggots.
Do furries even do that anymore? I haven't heard shit about "fursecution" or anything like that for like a decade.
2ffa76 No.16707525
c2d95a No.16707539
>>16707496
You're not fooling anyone, furfag.
2889d0 No.16707547
c229dc No.16707551
>>16696262
This world is sinful.
c36928 No.16708037
>>16707092
>Funfact: jumping spiders have fangs so small they cannot pierce beyond the thinnest layers of skin, they could bite you if aggrivated and literally balance on their fangs but you wouldn't feel it
dca3a2 No.16708275
>>16707438
>Last time I checked /monster/ fags don't spam threads about how their fetish is their lifestyle and how other people should accept them for being massive faggots.
Instead they spend entire threads trying to differentiate themselves from furries while fapping to cuck shit and women with a literal animal pussy
47af4f No.16708296
>>16708275
I love that level of denial.
>anime heads on anatomically correct animal pussy: monster approved
>animal heads on human pussy: ding dong bannu
bd4616 No.16708318
>>16696262
How is she able to stay still or not try to yank the mantis who's literally chewing her nipples?
fc7048 No.16708365
>>16707486
Its just a retarded /monster/ fag. Ignore them and move on.
fdd26c No.16708397
>>16707556
That really warmed the cockles of my colon.
94d50c No.16708400
>>16692239
I get milipedes where I live and I'm always careful when picking them back up and putting them back outside. I wish I could share the same mindset that you have, we get big boy Tarantulas all though their not that big, but they are fucking cute, usuallly I have to kill the spiders I see, not because they spook me, but I have other people in my house terrfied of them, but mostly my neaces, if I could I would love to have a spider tank, jumping spiders how ever I never ever hurt, those fuckers I hang out with willingly same with honey bees, I fucking love those. bugs are super cute.
b836db No.16708430
>>16698161
They're both the same spider but in different forms.
5ff22c No.16708455
>>16707368
They are all zoophiles.
75d9a7 No.16708461
>when your mantis girlfriend has you for dinner
5cf146 No.16708478
>>16698149
I thought that was a hamburger bun on its back by the thumbnail.
94d50c No.16708479
>>16708037
God fucking damnit. that's so fucking adorble man. god damnit, I feel lonely and sad now.
dae254 No.16708487
>>16708479
Why don't you get a jumping spider then? Maybe it'll fill a tiny piece of the great hole in your soul.
94d50c No.16708497
>>16708487
I don't think we get them out here, it can be really cold up here, and I would fucking hate myself if died to being cold, and I really like being cold, so I couldn't, I really wish they were more warm blooded or at least reistant to the cold, jumping spiders are pure. I remember as a kid, I had a little jumping spider jump on me while I relaxing in the grass, and I panic a little but after a little bit I relaxed and we just sat there and mostly stared at each other. It was actually amazing.
dae254 No.16708512
>>16708497
>I remember as a kid, I had a little jumping spider jump on me while I relaxing in the grass, and I panic a little but after a little bit I relaxed and we just sat there and mostly stared at each other. It was actually amazing.
That's really cute and heartwarning, Anon. Looks like the old goddess Arachne blessed you
94d50c No.16708534
>>16708512
She's actually one of the only mithlogical gods I like, only because she challnaged zsus cunt wife, and she now makes the most of being a spider woman, her and madusa are the only ones I like. I wish I didn't have to kill the spiders in my house, just my neaces are really anal about it, If I can I try to sneak all the bugs in my house in small plastic contaners and put them outside, maybe near the house, their pretty much only okay with me doing it with moths, which is fine, but I rather spare as many as I can.
dae254 No.16708542
>>16708534
/monster/'s started worshipping Arachne and a few other goddesses, if you're interested in that. I'm assuming you tried to tell them about the good spiders can do?
6b6278 No.16708552
>>16708542
>/monster/'s started worshipping Arachne and a few other goddesses
That board just keeps getting dumber.
dae254 No.16708565
>>16708552
While I'll agree that the board has a little too much muh MGE autism and such, there really isn't anything wrong with worshipping the old gods.
6b6278 No.16708569
>>16708565
Cause it worked out so well for /pol/. It's really stupid anon
dae254 No.16708573
>>16708569
Go back to /christian/, faggot. This is a vidya board.
94d50c No.16708575
>>16708542
My neaces are young, their the typically "bugs are gross" kind, I tired telling them, but they don't listen. What can you do, I can't really step out line and tell what they can and can't do, my sister is a fucking cunt about it, so I just try to get by without making too much fuss, the less attention me the better most the time, I love them, but fuck me do I hate that kind of thinking.
>>16708552 I mean I don't mind if it's done in a memey or in a way where its treated with respect, but I'm pretty sure they only do it to make their dream of meeting the monster girl waifu real.
6b6278 No.16708579
>>16708573
>This is a vidya board.
I'm looking at this thread, and most of it says otherwise. Also what does that have to do with anything?
dae254 No.16708582
>>16708575
Do whatcha gotta do, I suppose. At least you try to do the right ting.
>>16708579
I'm covering my ass, because Mark is a banhappy jewkike who gets butthurt about pictures of his own ass
94d50c No.16708586
>>16708582
That sounds degusting.
dae254 No.16708595
94d50c No.16708619
I'm going to go back to thinking about cute spiders instead of mark hairy degusting ass.
73d0f8 No.16708866
>>16697212
Here ya go my fellow man of culture
73d0f8 No.16708877
>>16707116
smol spiders no, tarantulas can pop.
6b6278 No.16708958
>>16708956
>it's not even instinct
>It's just if the female mantis FEELS hungry
What is instinct if not feeling compelled to do something?
94f735 No.16708965
>>16708956
I find the Queen in Monster Hunter murdering
and eating her ally Seltas attracted by her pheromones to be morbidly fucking hilarious.
94f735 No.16708990
>>16708866
Look how fucking scared she is despite being a yuri pic just because of those legs. Arachnids have the most terrifying twisted bodies of anything alive.
6c8fb1 No.16709065
>>16708958
Instinct is more than a feeling, animals don't "feel" like we do, it's a force that controls their every action. They don't have free will like us and cannot resist it.
f9795f No.16709294
>>16696262
HOLY SHIT
>>16696935
Can't you see the bleeding? Do you naturally bleed from bare skin?
f9795f No.16709319
>>16708037
dawww
That jump though. I'm not sure if it gives you enough time to even get afraid, you'd be like paralysed by your sense trying to keep up. Things that big shouldn't be allowed to be this fast. It's like they cheated nature.
94d50c No.16709543
>>16709319
Found the jump to be really cute, I like how fast they means their safe from danger thats all I want.
19a2d7 No.16709572
DELET THIS FUCKING THREAD NOW!!
FUCK SPIDERS, FUCK!!
94d50c No.16709583
>>16709572
What's wrong anon coon, do you not want my bubbins.
47af4f No.16709693
>>16708990
Nah m8, jellyfish.
>>16709319
I think it jumped at the lense because it saw it's reflection.
f9795f No.16709712
>>16709693
>jellyfish.
Got one 3cm from my face once after turning around.
I screamed.
under water.
Most of them are just blobs, but this one was the fancy kind, with shit protruding all over its body with flashy colours. This adds to the terror, it's like meeting an unspeakable horror out of a lovecraft's story. And it was only face sized; I can't imagine I could have reacted if it had been bigger.
1e244e No.16709761
Actually the vast majority of spiders are completely harmless and not even poisonous at all. The fear of them is completely overblown.
68d678 No.16709796
https://youtu.be/Ij4pdf49bxw
Spiders are like insects with a cat personality, they're quirky and cute and get stressed easily. Spiders only bite when provoked since making venom is hard word and takes energy. And most spiders are ambush hunters so they really don't want to bite they just need to for self preservation.
That said if you get bit you're retarded, and if you die well you're also gay. Lastly they don't mess with you typically.
T.has 2 spiders in apartment and no bugs to bother me.
68d678 No.16709800
>>16709065
Chickens were observed to have a sense of delayed gratification if the reward was greater, so think of that next time you see a nigger at a cash advance place.
9aa752 No.16709807
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>>16709587
I would very much like to fuck that spider.
>Tfw no human x Kumoko art
55bec9 No.16709808
>>16692031
I saw a wolf spider hunting in my bathroom while I was taking a shit this morning. After confirming it wasn't a brown recluse I let it continue its spidery business unharmed. But fuck brown recluses. They are too much of a liability to allow to live.
68d678 No.16709811
>>16709319
I think most spiders move slowly because most don't need to be quick and it conserves energy since they don't eat often. These jumpy fellas probably pounce on their prey like cats.
55bec9 No.16709817
>>16708037
That is the biggest jumping spider I've ever seen. But they are all cute.
8d5715 No.16709853
>>16709811
>These jumpy fellas probably pounce on their prey like cats.
They do, sometimes even going as far as hunting prey way larger than themselves, helping themselves with a spider silk bungee cord for safety. The need to hunt also means jumping spiders (Family Salticidae) tend to be smarter than your average spider.
f9795f No.16709871
>>16709853
>it's capable of thought
All hope is lost.
9aa752 No.16709883
>>16709871
Don't worry anon. It only eats other spiders for now.
8d5715 No.16709909
>>16709883
If jumping spiders were as big as a cat, for instance, you bet your ass we'd be in their diet.
94d50c No.16709931
>>16709853
I fucking love the editing in this, this was amazingly well done, and knowing it can think then maybe one day they could learn to feel.
>Tfw spider waifus might become a real thing.
9aa752 No.16709937
>>16709931
Hope we'll be able to make it fit (for >>16707092 )
41c9a8 No.16709940
>>16709853
>looks cuddly as fuck
>eats other spiders
>intelligent enough to figure out how to avoid other spiders' fangs
If I weren't so afraid of accidentally squashing it they'd probably make great pets
>>16709909
True, but we were also in the diet of wolves. Imagine getting a domesticated dog-sized spider.
a6f855 No.16709941
I have a friend like this. He has a severe food allergy that causes swelling in his brain and it resulted in a bunch of stuff like phobias. He can't even look at a picture of a spider and has to use made up words to refer to them.
It's a shame, because he'd love EDF.
94d50c No.16709946
>>16709940
I think if that were the case, it would best if they don't have venom, cause posion by something that large would be deadly, but I would fucking love to own a spider that big and care for, rasing it would be fucking amazing, even more so if it's jumping kind, the jumpers are fucking pure.
f9795f No.16709956
>>16709946
>train attack spiders
>spider spies used by government for cover ops and assassinations
>circus spiders wall jumping around
>delivery spiders
>webs between buildings
…
94d50c No.16709989
>>16709956
>Spiders, almost become universally accepted by most people.
>People start wondering how much they think and feel.
>After years of mutation spiders are capable of free thought and emotions.
>People start getting into relationships with spiders.
>Turns out spiders are capable of breading with other species.
>People start mix breading creating halflings.
>Huge controversy spreads around about the dangers of this, people start alienating the spiders' race.
>Before a sudden war starts, the new presidential race starts with a spider leading with the idea to unite spiders and people and stopping the hate.
>Turns out it's a member of trumps family learning from his great-granddad about good deals and speeches.
>Turns the whole election on its head, and shows how much he cares about the state of things, America cheers as elects the first spider president.
>The rest of the world stuck in its way sees spiders only as an enemy, spider outside the country are allowed to enter the country after a new testing system to allow people to earn a good job, but also increase the market of born citizens, Americas hits economic boom unlike anything ever seen.
>the rest of the country fall because of they're hatred, America becomes completely dependent on its self, and the American dream becomes actually true, trumps America becomes real do on part of his spider nepthew, trump gets a statue to honor his memory and the dream he wanted.
4f0f46 No.16710012
>>16709956
>ara and loli spiders out on the prowl for your dong
>public transportation full of silken hammocks with tired OL spiders hanging around
9aa752 No.16710069
>>16710012
>Bring beer to tired OL spiders
>They'll let you cuddle with them in their hammocks while they drink and vent about their day
>Spider girls come in different sizes
>Tiny spider girlfriend
>She likes to slip into your pants
and make your boxers get sticky in more ways than one
94f735 No.16710422
>>16709761
Just fucking look at them when they're not tiny and fuzzy with adorable beady eyes. Just knowing what those bodies do is reason enough.
3a385c No.16710888
>>16693304
I for sure don't do it for attention, since i even hate to admit it. But if i saw that in my room i would likely cease to exist bu the power of my fear alone.
a8e9ea No.16710896
Fuck spiders, man. So creepy.
3a385c No.16710900
>>16693317
Are you really that dumb? Because they want to live in a completely bug free environment. A fly is usually less bad than a spider for most.
57b3c4 No.16710910
>>16709909
Size assumes their brains do not become more sophisticated by necessity and the changes that brings. Even slight differences can have a huge impact. Like maine coons not having the predator instinct to hunt humans despite their size.
68d678 No.16711371
>>16710900
Flies carry diseases due to their diet of garbage (aka british food) and shit.
90f894 No.16711590
>>16710896
>Fuck spiders, man
>So creepy
Agreed, they are total creeps in the bed. They'll shake you up til your tangled with pleasure.
68e961 No.16711619
>>16711590
Oh great now the furries are here
b836db No.16711627
>>16709871
>>16709853
The curiosity, boldness, and intelligence of jumping spiders is something else. It's almost concerning at times or would be if they weren't half an inch long. I have carefully reached out my finger to jumping spiders before an had them respond in kind and held out a leg and touched my finger tip and held it there a moment, almost deliberate like. They will very often cock their head and look you in the eye if you get close to them. Mind that a jumping spider has visual acuity as least as good as a human and has good depth perception so they can see you just as good as you can see them.
ee91f3 No.16711642
>>16709853
This is all cgi, you people are all fucking fools.
ee91f3 No.16711703
>>16711662
The movements in the creatures are too janky to be truly natural and everything looks too crisp and clean to be real. They even add in cartoon sound effects to further mock you slow in the minds.
389e13 No.16711708
>>16711703
Have you literally never seen a jumping spider move?
Attenborough's camera crews have always been top notch with their camera equipment. Watch any of their behind the scenes work to get an idea.
The cartoon sound effects are annoying though, most likely included for the american audience.
ee91f3 No.16711714
>>16711708
CGI is cheap and putting an old man around some dirt mounds and wigs with some fake camera equipment is even cheaper. Just accept that the so called natural world you've seen in nature docs is a fabrication.
b836db No.16711720
>>16711703
>The movements in the creatures are too janky to be truly natural
No that's how jumping spiders move.
389e13 No.16711721
>>16711714
>just accept
>don't ask for proof, just accept what I've pulled out of my ass
You have no idea how much CGI costs, especially for quality as high as it would have to be in the aforementioned video. They wouldn't nearly make back what they made from paying the artists and copyright for the software use.
ee91f3 No.16711726
>>16711720
Living things don't move like that.
>>16711721
This isn't about money, it's about deceiving people into a false reality. I bet at the end of the line of producers is a couple of kikes.
b836db No.16711731
>>16711726
>Living things don't move like that.
Jumping spiders do. I've seen them with my own eyes in and around my own house. They're twitchy and move almost how you would expect a robot to move.
90a811 No.16711732
>>16711726
You are an absolute God damn retard.
389e13 No.16711738
>>16711726
Are you some kinda false flag retard or something?
There is no jewish gain from fabricating a nature video like that.
e166dd No.16711766
>>16711642
Thats what they want you to think.
8f7c93 No.16711797
>>16693833
>Americans spray everything with chemicals
>Why am I infertile?
>Why does my wife's son have autism?
f9795f No.16712088
>>16711703
>The movements in the creatures are too janky to be truly natural
t. never seen a spider in real life.
Where the fuck do you live? Spiders are everywhere.
02e072 No.16712200
>>16709837
Haha anon what a funny joke.
I am not in the habit of spinning deceit on the web.
cda963 No.16712211
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7d0bc4 No.16712238
>>16703403
Makes me think of Gondola
4a14e8 No.16712255
>>16712211
>Unironic spider bimbo porn
The age of degeneracy is fun at least
8eaae0 No.16712361
I don't fear spiders,but those assholes can fuck right off
6869c4 No.16715226
>>16707486
>>spider
>>snout
>wut
<he doesn't know
4d14ff No.16715355
>>16706566
And termites are cockroaches.
2ece77 No.16715415
>>16715226
They really should've used the manga design.
e78902 No.16715707
>>16697956
>2nd pic
I don't normally mind vidya spiders, but holy shit fuck those things, they're still the worst enemy horde in 5, even when the pillbugs that punt you across the map start showing up.
552a55 No.16715716
94f735 No.16715849
>>16711732
>>16711738
Hoped for these replies.
>>16711797
Nice exaggeration, fuckface.
f4cace No.16720968
>>16692031
Reminder that some spiders are cute and others are total cunts
Sydney funnel web has a poison that has evolved to be particularly deadly to primates. On a fucking giant island with the only primates being homo sapiens. Because fuck you
