>Where can I get Diablo 2, mine's broken/missing/lost CD key/whatever fucking excuse
Right here: https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6098061
>What version is this?
We're running a slightly different version than the default 1.13c vanilla patch called Konkey Dong. It does very slight changes that increase the difficulty of nightmare and hell, add the ability to get back into the cow portal if you fuck up and kill the king, and SLIGHTLY increases drop rates. Otherwise everything else is still very much vanilla
Download the patch here: http://www.mediafire.com/?nyc122n77lok2cl and drop it in your d2 folder
>Is it a virus?
No, BUT
You should scan it for yourself like every piece of software you download from the internet.
>Can I hack/bot/use redvex and other gay shit?
Feel free to do it if you can get your shit to work. Just keep in mind that you will be mocked if you use anything other than map hacks.
>Why the fuck is my screen pink? Fuck this game.
See below faggot
To install and play the game:
1. Extract it and run d2vidtst.exe to eliminate most graphical glitches.
2. Run the game in windowed mode if you're not playing on a cardboard box (make a shortcut then put a -w in shortcut target)
If problems persist do the following
1. Go here http://www.svenswrapper.de/english/downloads.html
2. Download the newest version. This is an emulator tool that tricks diablo into thinking your new fancy graphics card is an old voodoo2 compatible card
3. Run the program
4a. PANIC SHITS IN GERMAN
4b. Don't be retarded and click the second from the bottom option to turn it into English
5. Run the identification option
6. Close the program
To connect to the server:
1a. go here and download the editor http://www.icyhell.net/2008/05/06/blizzard-battlenet-gateway-editor-v3010702
1b. Run BNGatewayEditor.exe
2. Switch to the SECOND TAB (Diablo2/LOD)
3. Click Add Gateway and fill out the following info:
Name: SRoVQ
Zone: 6
IP: gay.shiptoasting.com
4. Set to Chosen Gateway
5. Hit the detect gateway button to see if you can connect
6. Run Diablo 2
7. Click battle.net and create an account (EMAIL REGISTRATION IS NOT REQUIRED)
8. Have fun faggots
See the links below for the rest of the changelogs:
http://pastebin.com/QTizfccw - v1.3.4? (current)
http://pastebin.com/4Gn3H0r4 - v1.3.3
http://pastebin.com/ZCbEJzAu - v1.3.2
http://pastebin.com/2VUTRtMU - v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/bqeR0CfR - v1.2
http://pastebin.com/XwLfnSs6 - v1.1
https://web.archive.org/web/20130910004032/http://pastebin.com/beiQC5AQ - v1.0
NEW Cube Recipes (All original recipes are working):
- Create rare item: item + Um + Pul
- Respec token (1 use): Um + TP Scroll
- Lower quality of runes: 1 rune (example, put Um in cube, transmute, receive pul)
- Horadric staff (A2 shortcut): Amulet of the Viper + TP Scroll
- Khalim's Will (A3 shortcut): Khalim's Flail + TP Scroll
- New rare ring: 3 rare rings
- New rare amulet: 3 rare amulets
- Upgrade item: Item + 3 io runes
List of useful commands - These can be used while in chat lobby or ingame:
/ann *message* - Sends a message to the whole server. Everyone will read it, unless they muted you.
/f add *accountname* - Adds that account to your friends list
/f list - Displays your friends list, who's online and where they are right now (game name or lobby)
/con - Lists all the players online, their account names and where they are
/games - Lists all existing active games