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32f739  No.16672233

Fuck this fucking piece of dog shit. Anyone who says this game is a good game is a fucking moron who should wake up on the end of a shotgun. This dog turd is unironically “the shitty fucking platforming from spring yard Zone the game”. There’s no fucking 3D platforming in this game it’s all those dogshit blocky 2D horse shit that only retards can enjoy. And even when there is 3D you’re just running down some fucking corridor with no fucking challenge and it’s all automated. And the worst part is I see all these fucking faggots claiming it’s the best 3D sonic and them saying it’s above S3K or Adventure. Seriously fuck this game, this game killed my sonic autism I hate it that fucking much. And knowing that this shitty game still plagues the series to this day activates my autism to no end.

b4a63d  No.16672252

File: a1e3ac268c4c8e2⋯.gif (461.68 KB, 288x288, 1:1, r.gif)


c14f4f  No.16672289

For some reason, I extremely despised F.E.A.R. 2 on my first, (And only, thus far) playthrough of it.


712ade  No.16672291

File: fbe9fde0ef4661e⋯.jpg (182.24 KB, 250x353, 250:353, Wonderful_101_box_artwork.jpg)


40fdb9  No.16672294

>>16672252

only gays post smug diva gifs.


08fbf8  No.16672391

Redditlands


2cd256  No.16672413

I think everything has evened out and my expectations are so low that I can't even hate the things I used to hate. Even when I was pissed off about the abortions that are nu-Battletoads, and the Crash, Spyro, CTR and Link's Awakening remakes, I just stopped caring the next day because I expect it by now.


d57292  No.16672418

>>16672391

You mean Bronymemes


224de1  No.16672908

>>16672291

I really really tried to get into Wonderful 101. Maybe I'm just shit but I never got the hang of it.


224de1  No.16672910

>>16672413

imagine being upset by remakes.


2cd256  No.16672922

>>16672910

>hurr durr imagine getting upset about your daughter getting raped by niggers


224de1  No.16672928

File: fff2ee8582b33ad⋯.jpg (12.72 KB, 220x160, 11:8, The_Legend_of_Zelda_-_Majo….jpg)


4b2e9d  No.16672942

>>16672928

Commit suicide.


3fef0d  No.16672943

File: e918a97f6a8285d⋯.jpg (636.57 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aBFoBbBZg3t8kGvUnEdfy[1].jpg)

File: ee23f8ef08b7ade⋯.jpg (204.02 KB, 760x380, 2:1, Final-Fantasy-7-Remake-pc-….jpg)

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Mass Effect gets and honorable mention as it had enough fanservice to not make me hate it with all of my being.

>>16672910

Thanks for reminding me about FFVII:Re. Thats going to be another one.


f3c65c  No.16672954

>>16672943

What's the first one?


3fef0d  No.16672961

>>16672954

Tokyo Mirage Sessions

The corrupted abomination that was supposed to be SMTxFE


f831ec  No.16672967

File: 9e973fe5c73e9e2⋯.png (381.18 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Babby's First Metroid.png)

This piece of fucking trash right here. I hate it. I despise it. But in a way, it was probably good for me. I turned me into a disillusioned adult.


4d76c0  No.16672973

FEAR 3 - although after I heard about the hell the devs went though, I'm less harsh on the devs than I was.

>>16672289

I found FEAR 2 to be just painfully boring.


7cc9e2  No.16672977

>>16672922

>imagine being this upset over fucking video games


d7fc81  No.16672986

>>16672943

>hating Final Fantasy VII: remake part 1

I don’t understand anon, how could you not want a game that takes a turn based game and turns it into a sloppy action hybrid with cinematic cutscenes constantly interrupting you, a Soyny approved Tifa design, all the offensive/comedic content removed, and several more 64 dollar releases to even get a portion of the game!? You aren’t making sense.

Wishing for a Final Fantasy VII remake all those years ago may have been the ultimate Monkey’s Paw.


2cd256  No.16672995

>>16672977

Where the fuck do you think you are?


af7237  No.16673005

Shadow Warrior 2.

Hardcore purists hate the 2016 remake out of principle. That's fine, I get it. But the remake was great fun, with good melee mechanics in a FPS, levels were tightly design with some great pacing, and Wang and the demon were both genuinely funny, abrasive and politically incorrect as fuck.

Then 2 came out and it was open-world, with no regards to pacing or design, and Wang's teammate isn't a dickass demon, it's a mary sue chick he nods respectfully to.


f8ea89  No.16673054

File: 6e99fb225dfb8f1⋯.jpg (68.93 KB, 599x534, 599:534, EOU2.jpg)

File: ff8f6d9510bc57b⋯.jpg (517.85 KB, 1500x1359, 500:453, sjredux.jpg)

File: 68ad538cbbfe894⋯.jpg (70.18 KB, 497x442, 497:442, 3max.jpg)

These games encapsulates Atlus as a company these days. Taking games that were good and ruining them with shit like poorly written retcons and DLC.


0d495d  No.16673066

File: 238c5ba69f32d25⋯.png (60.57 KB, 403x125, 403:125, ClipboardImage.png)

perhaps the most odious game in existence, certainly the most odious userbase


42a3cd  No.16673067

File: 6bcf1e263ad028a⋯.png (102.06 KB, 639x725, 639:725, FireShot Capture 087 - Gai….png)

File: 3dd5f24b4cf8415⋯.png (377.18 KB, 553x833, 79:119, FireShot Capture 088 - Gai….png)

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File: e572d7f2f717f2a⋯.png (225.18 KB, 608x463, 608:463, small boobies is a big no-….png)

>>16672986

>a Soyny approved Tifa design

Imagine still believing Tifa's design is a huge sjw conspiracy because you've been told by clickbait journalism and also because hipsters have been dictating your life.

>cant have a creator choosing to design small boobs because that's obviously pandering to muh sjws

>cant have a department advising what would be best for an appropriate age rating so the sales to get the most sales (similar to what happened to Smash Bros)

>inb4 not being overracted by everything makes you a shill or fanboy


2cd256  No.16673081

>>16673067

Anon, nobody cares who shrunk the tits or why. The fact is, they shrunk the tits. The reasons are irrelevant, the end result is. I don't give a shit whether the character designer approved of it, I don't approve of it.

And if the character designer is always right, then was Miyamoto also right to tell the Sticker Star team to only use Mario World enemies and have no story? Are you not allowed to complain about that either?

Besides, the tits are far from the only complaint. Cloud is shit too, carrying over the shit whiny faggoty Advent Children attitude and posture he has. And the gameplay is a bastardization of the original, in all the worst ways.


83b905  No.16673088

>>16672233

>There’s no fucking 3D platforming in this game

>faggots claiming it’s the best 3D sonic

<There’s no fucking 3D platforming in this game

That's why. Sonic in 3D is terrible and people who like it are terrible people.

>>16672922

>>hurr durr imagine getting upset about your daughter getting raped by niggers

Imagine thinking of video games as your literal children and caring about them as if they were your flesh and blood.


3fef0d  No.16673101

File: 78a73f1003effc3⋯.gif (4.09 MB, 400x200, 2:1, fuckyoumost.gif)

>>16673067

The woman who is supposed to be an unquestioned tiddy monsters has moderate sized tits and that is a problem. Coming to a videogame forum with people actually passionate about videogames will get mad when you fuck with an iconic design. Not being honest to the original design when making a remake and changing shit for investor approval and "modern audience" convenience/sensibilites/maximum revenues is a bullshit argument and It shouldn't be shot down every chance it gets.

Square isn't staying true to what built them up as a company and I hope they fail trying to abandon what made them great for post modern videogame design and SJW sensibilities.


42a3cd  No.16673103

>>16673081

My point is that it's a lot of reeeeeeee overreaction over pretty much nothing if we compare by her original artwork design, not the inconsistent 3D models in the original PS1 game. KH2 Tifa had it far worse in terms of chest imo and nobody complained at this level of magnitude from my memories.

I still agree the remake wont hold a candle against the original for many reasons which are already listed.


0d495d  No.16673107

>>16673066

I guess I'll explain just a little, specifically the userbase.

Imagine cuckchan, but nearly every user is underaged (we're talking 90% or so), and half of them are from south of the border and can't speak english.

Now imagine that, except every single hotpocket is a self-righteous redditor, and a fourth of them are trannies, and a fourth of them are pedophiles, with a great deal of overlap.


40fdb9  No.16673116

>>16673101

It's really not a big deal at all. It's not like they turned her into a tranny.


816f03  No.16673119

Other M

>>16672954

>What's the first one?

>announce collab game between SMT and FE

>Early advertisement about this was images of a bunch of recognizable figures from both games

>release idolshit

>FAIIIRARU EMMBUURUUMMMM


3fef0d  No.16673123

>>16673103

>My point is that it's a lot of reeeeeeee overreaction over pretty much nothing

Fuck off

When they change this what other changes will they make to the game and what are you just going to accept and consume like every other degenerate troglodyte. You have no standards and you are guiding the videogame industry which is the problem

>>16673116

So she needs to be a tranny for you to actually grow a spine and not buy like a fucking sheep?! It's time to realize that some people don't have standards as low as you and you need to fuck off with your shit opinions on what a remake should be.


40fdb9  No.16673131

>>16673123

who said I was buying it? I'm just glad i'm not a nigger who chimps out at at boob size like a fucking sperg.

>MUH DIK

>standards

fuck off.


bbe3ee  No.16673132

File: 80504856937e748⋯.jpg (191.46 KB, 1000x665, 200:133, breathoffirevdragonquarter….jpg)

There's lots of games i love to piss all over. Final Fantasy 8 is always fun to kick around, but i still think it's serviceable. Star Ocean 3, while a disappointment and massive drop from SO2, has a semblance of charm to it. Musashi Samurai Legend is disappointing, but not bad half so much as mediocre. Evolution is a shitty dungeon crawler and Grandia Xtreme isn't much better, but they're less disgusting and more bland. Lunar: Dragon Song is absolute garbage, but i was never huge into the Lunar series to begin with so it's not as much of a shot in the pills. But Breath of Fire 5, motherfucking Dragon Quarter, is the singular anti-thesis of my mental well-being. I loved the BoF series and DQ was the electric Judas to sell the series to the metaphor-nonspecific romans to crucify, with me as the crying Mary Magdalene able to do nothing but watch and weep. And then i guess Breath of Fire 6 would be the mormons, if they were an anime mariachi band that disbanded after a year or two.


3fef0d  No.16673138

>>16673131

We all know you're buying it as you are willing to accept character design changes like tifa. Do you want to complement clouds advent design? Or the fact that now that Sephiroth is appearing at midgar that the story itself could inevitably be changed and your not really playing a remake. You're playing a re-imagining with the IP brand slapped on it so a retard like you would buy it.


1f25ad  No.16673145

File: 5d86d842965dbcf⋯.jpg (77.69 KB, 673x605, 673:605, Sonic having a smoke (2).jpg)

>>16672233

Oh my God, THANK YOU OP! I feel the exact same way. As someone who grew up with mostly Nintendo consoles, I had already been burnt by Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog and Secret Rings, so when I heard that Colours was the best Sonic game in years, I couldn't wait to play it.

Then when I finally got a hold of it, I played through the main campaign, waiting for the good part which never came. It's almost literally just a mediocre 2D platformer with Sonic thrown in for marketing purposes. Nothing about it feels fresh or innovative or even fun. I also forced myself to collect all the red rings in hopes that unlocking Super Sonic would make the stages more enjoyable but it doesn't. It's one of the most soulless games I've ever played and it only gets worse every time I go back to it, in hopes that I'll see what everyone else sees.

Years later I finally got a PS3 and a copy of Sonic Unleashed and it was everything I hoped Colours was going to be. So of course everybody hated it because "muh werehog" and loved Colours because "it's just like muh classic Sonic" when it's not. Fuck the fanbase, fuck Colours and fuck Generations too.


42a3cd  No.16673150

File: 336f641b84640ab⋯.png (666.9 KB, 800x1557, 800:1557, kh2 tifa.png)

>>16673123

You (and the other anons who participate in this rather silly outrage) actually should better chill out because you're indeed freaking out over something this mundane, and basing your "knowledge" from the inconsistent low-poly cartoon/chibi 3D models in the original game (or her appearances in doujins and fanarts) is only meant to get yourself laughed at.


3fef0d  No.16673165

>>16673150

>You (and the other anons who participate in this rather silly outrage) actually should better chill out because you're indeed freaking out over something this mundane

If it is so mundane why are you and every other tumblr-tier moral busybody ready to defend the design change every single time it comes up in conversation?

The polygonal art of all the models had massive tiddys with no need for bra support (I can't believe this is a fucking talking point) and the remake should reflect the same. Years of fanart and cosplay has shown what people have interpreted from tifa's polygonal design and this was a direct opposition to it.


bbe3ee  No.16673174

File: c3278d9a5240ad0⋯.png (689.49 KB, 1181x1103, 1181:1103, tifa change.png)

>>16673150

Imagine, if you will, Samus Aran. Stoic badass mercenary hunter in space, walking around in body armor with a multi-function cannon on her arm. Now imagine her in the zero suit, all of her iconic gear cast aside for a handgun and laser whip, or even her in Other M as a whiny emotional bitch under the thumb of the space government. Some of the very essence of Tifa is her with giant tits dressed like a slut, just like how Cloud has the ridiculous shoulder guard made of giant screws and nuts or how Cid Highwind constantly has a cigarette in his mouth and talks like a drunken sailor. These are facets of their characters as much as anything else, and each one removed diminishes the characters as they should be in favor of mutilating them for temporary contemporary tastes. I'd also say the same about the Star Ocean 2 remake, which changed the character portrait artstyle from mid-90's to mid-2000s, i'd say for the worse.


3fef0d  No.16673176

>>16673174

He's not going to accept your argument. He will just handwave everything you say yet claim to take the stance of a fence sitter.


e82265  No.16673177

>>16672233

>this game killed my sonic autism

You are free from the curse. So you should be grateful to the devs for that.


40fdb9  No.16673181

>>16673174

yeah and why doesn't Cloud has popeye arms like in the original, it was part of his character and now he looks neutered.


3fef0d  No.16673184

File: 78a49cde2480dca⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1062x969, 354:323, KouyaniBenisaru.png)

>>16673181

I bet a lot of people would have been good with a more ripped bicep and forearm design instead of his advent children look he has now.


54a617  No.16673212

>>16673174

>giant tits are a character trait

>as much as samus being stoic

you sound like a fucking baby faggoto


bbe3ee  No.16673215

File: e99f382fd099759⋯.png (11.65 KB, 256x332, 64:83, terra-me-new-332.png)

File: ee9338c2847ab12⋯.png (63.26 KB, 278x608, 139:304, cloud-ff7-battle-model-hig….png)

>>16673181

Yeah, exactly. The SD models are a callback to the entirety of the FF series before that, which mad relatively massive heads compared to the rest of their bodies, which is hardly realistic but gets the point across, especially when the face is meant to be fairly expressive. Perhaps you could argue the FF7 SD models didn't have enough facial expression but i guess they used body language as an artistic choice. Conversely, the battle models were more detailed, and even them Cloud had beefy fucking limbs on him; willowy nancy boy from Advent Children he wasn't.


8e0143  No.16673233

File: dea1a09195b8eee⋯.jpg (60.4 KB, 500x590, 50:59, Reveal your arcane wizdom.jpg)

>>16673174

>png

>Is actually a gif


db4434  No.16673238

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16673101

They are honest about the design though. That's how non-chibi Tifa should look like, unless you wanna change her established height and three sizes she's had for the past 20+ years. I get that people want Tifa to look like her DOA "clones", Hitomi and Kokoro but the biggest difference between the three is that Kokoro and Hitomi have the nearly identical 92-60-88 cm(off by 1 or two cm) they are also shorter than Tifa. Tifa is 1.67cm tall while Hitomi and Kokoro are 1.58cm. The height difference is enough to make Tifa's boobs appear smaller to the untrained eye, when they actually are still very large. It's the trick shortstacks employ to appear larger than their competition. Tifa still is a titty monster but in a sea of titty monster with comically larger boobs than her shorter heights, like the Senrans from the tiddy ninja series or any girl Team Ninja has ever made, she is no longer as big in comparisson. The thing they did to appease the SJW and Soyny is the sports bra to eliminate jiggling otherwise we'd have Tifa flopping around like the DOA girls due to her bustitude. Vid related.

>>16673215

Then why are people kvetching about his FF7R design? They beefeed him up. If anything, they beefed him up more than the Amano costume Cloud from Dissidia(3rd costume / Chaos Costume) compared to his other two scrawnier appearances.


3fef0d  No.16673239

File: 30a482f79a6d9b7⋯.png (244.68 KB, 531x411, 177:137, inferioranimals.PNG)

>>16673212

>Wanting character designs and personality to be consistent is too much to ask for in a fucking remake


b2fcf0  No.16673251

File: 10255d03d6e6fda⋯.jpg (295.17 KB, 901x933, 901:933, 1557559320.jpg)

I hate Smash. I hate the concept of a game built on nothing but crossovers. I hate the gameplay that's a watered down fighting game with epileptic party game mixed in where having four characters on screen makes it impossible to follow what the fuck is going on. I hate the "community" that surrounds the game that blows their fucking load over every single aspect involved.


42a3cd  No.16673262

>>16673165

Because it's another blunder (Code Vein and the "supposed existence of breast slider censored by sjws" which was 2 months ago and Bloodstained also comes to mind) into the recent pile of some screeching autists who keep shoving as a late, a certain narrative because it fits their pov regardless it's actually true or not.

>>Years of fanart and cosplay has shown what people have interpreted from tifa's polygonal design and this was a direct opposition to it.

Fan works that exaggerate the proportions of female characters isnt exclusive to ff7 as far as I recall, and this also doesnt mean the creator have to somehow respect their wishes

>>16673176

ah yes the famous "ur a centrist" ad hominem which means nothing but "not sperg enough to participate in constant vitriol to the point it affects your mental health" these days.

>>16673174

To be frank, I dont exactly like the shift from cartoon to (semi-)realism artstyle, because I assume it's mostly to show off how much graphic rawpower you can shove in the ps4 to impress the masses. Games having a noticeable artstyle are more memorable to me (and tend to age rather well many years later) than games trying for the realism route.

>matsu-sensei art

he's a cool guy from what I've seen but I cant say I'm a fan of BE fetish

>>16673238

>The thing they did to appease the SJW and Soyny is the sports bra to eliminate jiggling otherwise we'd have Tifa flopping around like the DOA girls due to her bustitude.

That's also a rather uninformed claim because for one, the japanese rating board cero doesnt allow lewd shit below a D (17+) rating as a general rule and I assume Squeenix is aiming for a C (15+) rating in Japan. The Smash games are an example of how restrictive cero can be compared to the western boards, and I've seen some jap games being rated lower in the west than in Japan. That and I suppose the dev team doesnt has the same skills as Team Ninja to make a good proper boob jiggle.


3fef0d  No.16673265

>>16673238

>They are honest about the design though.

They are not as they slapped on a sports bra to stop jiggling for the sake of realism. That is the most pozzed, pussy tier, soyboy, excuse for a fantasy game I have heard in real life. It doesn't excuse it in any other videogame and it expecially doesn't excuse it in a game that is based of of a remake where you could just not have breast physics but still keep them large.

Your full of shit. Go fuck yourself.


3fef0d  No.16673290

File: 073137a5b83d5d6⋯.png (312.2 KB, 594x670, 297:335, bigthings.PNG)

>>16673262

There is proof with Tifa's breast reduction with the ethics commitee just popping up out of nowhere to come in and make changes to the game to accomodate soyboys like you.

https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2019/06/square-enix-ethics-department-had-devs-restrict-tifas-boobs-in-final-fantasy-vii-remake/86838/

Just admit you're a little bitch who is too much of a consumer whore to not buy the game.

>this also doesnt mean the creator have to somehow respect their wishes

I guess time will tell whether the creator telling fans to fuck off will pay off like other franchises.

>ah yes the famous "ur a centrist" ad hominem which means nothing but "not sperg enough to participate in constant vitriol to the point it affects your mental health" these days

A lot of detractors play the card of claiming the opposition is "over reacting" and should calm down to appeal to the sheep masses and then claim to "never care about it". That has been done time and time again so it is not an ad homenim. But you are just going to side with the approval of the change and defend it to the end. So fuck you too.


42a3cd  No.16673318

File: 3d2213374584840⋯.png (309.1 KB, 588x505, 588:505, oink oink.png)

File: 5155cf713c513a9⋯.png (57.27 KB, 640x572, 160:143, Cultural Rapist.png)

File: afbc8d3b945ea7a⋯.png (204.08 KB, 642x889, 642:889, REE Centrist.png)

>>16673290

>ignoring all the other facts, even the actual translation of the interview I posted earlier in this thread

>anon proved by himself to be part of the OAG community

>sports bras are haram or should I say soy-powered because little billy-sensei told me so

Reminder that anons should take his articles with a big grain of salt and do research on your own, instead of using them as a primary source of information on the principle that his extreme biases go on a direction that a chinese cartoon imageboard could agree on


db4434  No.16673322

File: 688a8d427a16a65⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 26.25 KB, 307x536, 307:536, Azusa_Ayano_-_premiere_leg….jpg)

File: bcb55b5019d2155⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 25.22 KB, 250x320, 25:32, JULIA-jp.jpg)

File: eb7eb0d217332ee⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 87.11 KB, 690x462, 115:77, Anri Okita, Hitomi Tanaka ….jpg)

>>16673262

That's not entirely true since that would mean that Dissidia & 012 are mislabelled since they have Tifa titty flopping and Cloud of Darkness boob&butt jiggling and her thong visible at all times. Square often publishes C and D cero games it's just that their direct FF and Mana Seiken Densetsu games can't be more than A or B cero, hence why they put Tifa in a sports bra, to eliminate the "lewdness" of ginormous boob jiggling. The original FF7 had a B cero and I imagine they are aiming for that same rating. Another thing to consider is that when talking about "western boards" people mean "American boards" because unlike the ESRB, the CERO and PEGI systems have similar sensibilities(the exception is Germany and Bongland because they are prudesand because they are the main influencers on how prude and "christian" America gets to be) so just like how Senran Kagura gets D ceros, the pegi gives them 16+ ratings.

>>16673290

Nigger, you just went full retard, especially for linking onekikegaymer. Just off yourself before you are outed as an even worse retard that I'm making you out to be. If you knew anything about women's anatomy and physical growth, you'd know how height affects the voluptuousness of a woman's bust. Case in point, Julia and Azusa Ayano, two AV starts with 100cm bust yet Julia is 1.57cm tall and Azusa 1.79+cm tall. Who do you think is going to appear "smaller"? Still not enough? There's an AV out there named "Nothing less than an I Cup" starring Anri Okita, Hitomi Tanaka , Nana Aoyama, Ruri Saijo all women of around the same bust size. Hitomi at the time had a 96 cm bust, Anri had about a whopping 100cm(40JJ at the time), Nana had 99cm bust and Ruri had 111cm bust. Their heights are also 1.56cm,1.68cm, 1.55cm, 1.55cm respectively while their builds are slim, slim, average and slim.Out of them, Anri seems the smallest since she's the tallest and despite Ruri having a bigger bust than Hitomi at the time, Hitomi's entire figure and curves were a bit less developed, giving her boobs more emphasis. There! I abridged an entire boob course just for you and I gave you sufficient study material.

And before you and other niggers start kvetching about centrism and other political shit, not every motherfucker on this board is a retarded burger. Think about that. I may as well be the personification of the right wing in my country, or I may as well be Hitler personified in Burgerland and a normie leftist in my country. Not every coutnry shares america's retarded polidicks, only a certain sect of the Left specifically that worldwide idntify as the Left and adhere to the (((Institue of Sex Research))) and Sweden's shit.


eb5aaa  No.16673326

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>>16672928

I'm told Majora's Mask is good, but I played through OoT and I absolutely hated how empty and pointless most of it is. Only thing I liked about it is how it portrays a terrible future in an accurate way. Game aged like milk and every nintendrone's in denial.

Also as a sportsball fan I hate the FIFA series and "the FUT community" from 2010 onward. They buttfucked an entire genre.


3b006c  No.16673330

>>16673326

I only played OoT for the first time a couple of years ago and loved it. It doesn't hold quite as well on a second play through but it is still a great game. I see why people would dislike it though.


df2993  No.16673331


3fef0d  No.16673335

File: 6ddff3e11df9625⋯.png (357.73 KB, 532x614, 266:307, howaboutthis.PNG)

>>16673318

The translator you posted is also a defeatist to supports this change after all the reasons I have stated that it is wrong to do so. Also the pictures you have posted only prove my point how you continue to be a "I don't care but you need to calm down and let the opposition continue to do what they want to do" faggot. There are more articles that talk about this which show it is more than just one person sperging out about it

http://www.pushsquare.com/news/2019/06/tifas_chest_size_reduced_in_final_fantasy_vii_remake_per_square_enix_ethics_department_request

https://dailytech.page/2019/06/20/square-enix-ethics-committee-ordered-developers-to-restrict-tifa-lockharts-chest-in-a-remake-of-final-fantasy-vii/

https://playcrazygame.com/2019/06/23/final-fantasy-7-remake-what-did-nomura-really-say-about-tifas-new-design/

Google more sources and find as many you like.

>>16673322

Once again, you can make as many real comparisons as you like but this is a video game character.

SHE WONT HAVE REALISTIC PROPORTIONS YOU NIGGER

She had giant tit who didn't have a problem moving around in the original game. The same should be set for now. Using real characters for comparison is a goddamn joke. Use the in game model proportions. chest cavity will be more pronouced and cleavage will be higher than any womans in real life but that is okay because she is a videogame character and she is supposed to be based off of a fucking videogame character that already existed. You are stupid as fuck. And you deserve whatever comes to you.


df2993  No.16673336

>>16673330

Few games are as good on a second playthrough. You never get the novelty back.


2de318  No.16673348

>>16672233

Nowhere in that autistic rant did give any legitimate reasons why it's bad and the only things close to actual criticism are extremely subjective.

>>16672291

I can tell that this is going to be one of "those threads".


5b2717  No.16673350

>>16672928

Unironicly this. I've tried playing MM like 5 separate times. I don't like the dungeon design and the time limit doesn't add much tension after the third or fourth time you reset. Never got muh feels from the plot or side quests either except for Malon's sister getting depressed after she gets abducted by fucking aliens, and that was more of a "wat" than anything else. I honestly don't think it's a good video game.

>guy defending FF7 remake

Why? It's clearly upset long-time fans of the series.


db4434  No.16673352

>>16673335

Then maybe, guess what? Your complaints would have been valid for any other motherfucking company not named Square. I guess you don't play video games because you seem to forget that ever since motherfucking Final Fantasy 8, with the exception of the MMOs and the two Itahana titles(9 and 12), with the blessings of Sakaguchi, they have been striving for motherfucking realism. FF8, FF10, 10-2, all the godforbidden 13 trilogy, Type-0, XV, Advent Children, Crisis Core, the motherfucking E3 Playstation 2 and 3 tech demos using FF8 and 7 as their base. Maybe, just maybe, you'd be right if it was for any other game series and studios out there. But the fucking trifecta of

>MUH REALISM

for two goddamn fucking decades for now has been Kojimbo's MGS games and Nomura's non-Kingdom Hearts games(the exception is Dissidia). Later came the fucking DOA series starting with DOA4, influencing Ninja Gaiden and culminating with DOA5 before adapting said realism in their DOAX3 game, where they had models with nearly identical if not the same builds and three sizes as the DOA girls, just so they could perfectly simulate the water effects on their ass cracks and cleavages and how bras would react on them, to simulate how often a nip slip would happen. You retard.


2de318  No.16673355

>>16673350

>guy defending FF7 remake

>Why?

Summerfags.


3fef0d  No.16673371

>>16673352

>ever since motherfucking Final Fantasy 8, with the exception of the MMOs and the two Itahana titles(9 and 12), with the blessings of Sakaguchi, they have been striving for motherfucking realism.

We are talking about FF7 and there are still fantasy elements in

FINAL FUCKING FANTASY

games after as well. Trying to get realism has been a major fucking problem with this remake as they have cloud with a giant buster sword and barret with his chaingun arm running around but then they have an ethics committee and appeal to

MUH REALISM

when there are boobs present. You're a fucking useful tool if you think they aren't picking and choosing what rules of ethics they are playing by instead of actually being honest to the original game when making a remake. Why are you biting tooth and nail to defend this decision?


db4434  No.16673495

>>16673371

Because unlike you, I don't spergout over nothing burgers. So far, you and others only kvetch about Tifa's boobs, an issue that has been solved for motherfucking ages, yet you now pop up just because some faggot said something about an "ethics commitee". You're the same faggots that will readily admit to playing Mass Effect 1, Dragon Age 1 or any other gay western franchises yet when the japanese move slightly away from anime aesthetics you scream your head of like the nigger that owns oneangrygaymer. You're the fucks that think Gaymergoy exists and wasn't fucking co-opted the moment internet nobodies jumped on its dick. You are the fucks that refuse to learn moonrunes and import and want everything spoonfed, when most of the world had to at least learn english to buy your shitty localizations. I haven't fucking bought any FF ever since FFX, the exceptions being Dissidia and 012 and I don't plan to change that until Square decides to rethink many things, primarily their DLC tactics, their insistance on this new style, culminating with FFXV that isn't appealing to anyone, the desire to appeal to CoD numbers via pandering to america, e-sports and twitter babies while censoring everything, their shitty idea to constantly push for graffix that has twice now bankrupted them because of their CEOs after Sakaguchi being either opportunistic cunts or braindead. All valid complaints and reasons about why I won't touch FF7R and I don't have a motherfucking Soystation 4, a Kikeboxboner or a Soytendo Switch. Complaining solely about the boobs just shows not only your detachment with what has happened in gaming these past few decades, you betray yourself as the usual faggot who only saw the low poly FMVs once on jewtube, consumes anime on netflix and just flexes on imageboards to scream at others for not agreeing with you. A lot of retards and summerfags do the same.


32f739  No.16673546

>>16673007

>shitty 2D blocky 2D sections that play like a fucking mega man game

>good

You’re either retarded or underaged


32f739  No.16673549

>>16673088

Unironically the sonic, tails, and knuckles portions of adventure are more fun to play than Mario 64


87c470  No.16673551

>>16673495

>Tifa's tits have been gradually decreasing in size over the years

>I don't plan to change that until Square decides to rethink many things, …the desire to appeal to CoD numbers via pandering to … twitter babies while censoring everything,

>I don't spergout over nothing burgers

So are you for censorship or against it? I can't tell when your post downplays Tifa's shrinking cup size.


222355  No.16673552

>>16672928

MM is fun and all but it is vastly inferior to OOT in everything but story / NPC development.


222355  No.16673553

>>16673066

fullderp should be banned. Those autists do the same thing EVERY DAY for 5 years now. It would be for their own good


000000  No.16673760

>>16673067

>>16673103

>>16673150

>>16673262

>>16673318

>>16673352

>>16673495

>muh it isn't censorship when it is censorship

>being thisdesperate of a shill, trying to divert attention from SJWs censoring games

>being this much of a centrist and programmed drone to try to divert attention from SJWs censoring games

>being such a cock sucker for leftist journos like that, to the point of being salty about the news site that goes against the leftist propaganda

>being this pro-leftist censorship to the point of admitting to be a corporate shill with the tired and old "it's the artist's vision" excuse for censorship

Let me guess: your next lines in your programming will be to call everyone a "muh contrarian", "muh incel", "muh hive mind" and "muh overreacting".


217ee7  No.16673777

>>16673553

As opposed to the gamergate, fallout new vegas, doom, morrowind, wallpaper, Friday night, 4 am, digimon, LOL, and cute girl threads, which are all new and fresh?


3fef0d  No.16673807

File: a31be5da96c53b7⋯.png (447.39 KB, 414x502, 207:251, waitaminute.PNG)

>>16673495

I originally said fuck this game when I heard this was episodic so don't say "It was just the boobs" It was the main red flag that everyone predicted was going to happen. They knew idiots like you have no standards and would accept everything that would get shoveled in their face. They already claimed to change the gameplay, story, and now the characters so all you are clamoring to defend was a goddamn IP brand. You are operating exactly as I mentioned beforehand like a lot of dissenters, claiming the opposition is "over reacting" and should calm down to appeal to the sheep masses and then claim to "never care about it". I guarantee everything you stand for is a goddamn lie, you are a shill and a fanboy with no standards. People actually have a standard that are higher than yours and this was the final red flag for them that you refuse to see for this trash game. Since you admit it is trash stop defending it like the retard you are and don't get mad at anyone who says they shrank the tits.


1e97e7  No.16673868

>>16672233

>buys a Wii game

>buys a Sonic game

>expects anything good


440f53  No.16673883

>>16673553

its been that long already?


0c93ed  No.16673898

>>16673174

>png

>gif

How the flying fuck

enlighten me tech wizard


78309d  No.16673922


5e82a5  No.16673956

File: 49da2c00715c1eb⋯.jpg (52.42 KB, 669x696, 223:232, ai kizuna smug laugh.jpg)

>>16673318

>Asshole went full "Reeee centrism"

Oh my lord.

Also Sonic Colors is one of my favorite Sonic games solely because they finally got rid of the padding that dominated the 3D Sonic games at the time and went back to the straightforward level progression again. I didn't mind the 2D platforms because usually they were in the filler acts compared to the main 3 acts that had more 3D or at least Boost gameplay.

>>16673145

I will agree Sonic Unleashed is OP. But I played it after Colors and Generations after getting disappointed from Lost World. Unleashed was released too soon and I felt the Unleashed's Boost gameplay was a natural progression after Generations.


63d0db  No.16673965

>>16673238

You know all that eternal sadness stuff, even though Cloud was actually a pretty cocksure guy half the time. If he doesn't act like that then its basically a plot hole because he absorbed Zack, so his personality is now a part of him.


7e84e0  No.16673969

>>16673956

>they finally got rid of the padding that dominated the 3D Sonic games at the time

And they left nothing. Same reason I didn't like 3D sonic levels in Sonic Generations. The whole boost thing is shit, and it's phone games tier content. I was pretty excited about generations because I thought they were going back to SA2 game design but with improved mechanics played it recently and I remember the homing attack being a lot more responsive, and instead you are usually falling to your death, instead, it's all linear shit.

>back to the straightforward level progression again

You mean in the level or the story? If the former, you are a faggot, sonic always had forks, and even though 3D games didn't in the way 2D had them, 3D gave you options on how to traverse a level, specially in SA2.

If the later, well, sure, but other character's gameplay was nice, like Knuckles'.


e7a64c  No.16674027

>>16673553

>x should be banned, it's for their own good

since when do we have politicians here? go and convince them it's bad if you care so much


db4434  No.16674117

File: c72cf2685e8e0d0⋯.jpg (186.44 KB, 632x768, 79:96, Tifa_Portrait.jpg)

File: 2885a38e22c7964⋯.png (139.33 KB, 255x532, 255:532, Tifa-FFVIIArt.png)

File: 71fc6032efc7373⋯.jpg (334.8 KB, 615x980, 123:196, Anniversary Tifa.jpg)

File: 1b94317c3d3ca4a⋯.png (5.55 MB, 1968x4431, 656:1477, Tifa artwork evolution.png)

File: 3c2b030629cf02a⋯.png (122.03 KB, 392x732, 98:183, Tifa-DissidiaRender.png)

>>16673551

I'm not downplaying anything. I'm against censorship but this isn't a case of one and it's everything everyone talks about for this disaster of a remake. The fuckers who kvetch about it didn't throw half of a shitfit when DMC5's Trish and Lady was unveiled.

>>16673807

Then don't buy it. I won't, I can't be more clear than that. What do you expect me to do, buy a PS4 and that piece of shit game to prove you right? Fuck that and fuck you (14). Learn to separate the character and the games she is part of. This isn't a Samus debacle where she went from an busty amazon in the manga, Fusion and Zero mission into a blonde girl in Other M and then Smash fucked her even more. This isn't the same as Aranea in XIII Versus getting less sexualised, or Cidney in XV where they clearly shrunk her bust and covered her cleavage. This isn't Lady and Trish being goblinas with shrunk tits and asses in DMC5. This isn't Xenoblade Chronicles X and 2 (((localizations))). This isn't (((Drakengard))) instead of Drag-On Dragoon. How much simpler can this fucking get?

The pictures alone speak volumes. Want me to explain why the original one doesn't work because Nomura drew everyone with a comically short upper body and gazelle legs? Even Barret? Have you not noticed how his artwork changed come FF8 and he had to adapt to the point where if he wanted to create another tiddy monster, like he did with Lulu, he had to up her sizes to fit his new style? Shit, did you fucking miss the part where Tifa's supposed to be this :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhhylIzN4Pw

right down to Connely's height at the time(1.67cm) and her 3 sizes?(Tifa is 92-60-88 cm Connely was 89-59-85 cm in her prime and Tifa does look bigger than Connely). It's why if you took the time to notice, her face looks less Ayumi Ito's like in Advent Children, just like Cloud's face looks less Takahiro Sakurai's and more like his own original face.


fea3eb  No.16674121

imagine being this much of an autist that you hate games


42a3cd  No.16674134

File: 6f39f8828f26153⋯.png (58.96 KB, 637x282, 637:282, billy and npc programming.png)

File: 7237c18316b28be⋯.png (329.76 KB, 734x600, 367:300, billy calling someone subh….png)

File: b7242de81d9f616⋯.png (402.06 KB, 633x1011, 211:337, billy halo1.png)

File: fdc71b56e407d27⋯.png (221.79 KB, 637x1092, 7:12, billy halo2.png)

File: a2d2c049932d39d⋯.png (119.56 KB, 631x1025, 631:1025, billy halo3.png)

>>16673760

you type exactly like someone from the comment section of OAG or billy boy himself


db4434  No.16674150

>>16674134

It's a TORfag. Never respond to TORfags.


3fef0d  No.16674157

File: bcd752a89972da4⋯.png (520.06 KB, 913x839, 913:839, disappear.PNG)

>>16674117

Fuck off again

I'm the guy who thinks the biggest problem with DMC5 is the butt ugly models they made for the characters.

>Learn to separate the character and the games she is part of.

She is a major part of a game and if there is a remake to be made then yes, she, as a part of the remake, will be critiqued about it dipshit.

This is an argument about an iconic tiddy monster getting smaller tits for western sensibilities and it is pathetic. Tifa's figure worked as it is a video game and it is fucking fantasy.

At this point you are arguing against me for the sake of arguing, but how does this benefit you and the rest of the videogame industry in the end when you defend gimping her tits like this instead of making them huge like they are supposed to be.

Once again fuck off with your real life comparisons when you have the videogame model right there. Tifas tits are big enough to strech out her t-shirt and sag without a sports bra. All the pictures you show have bigger tits than the remake. Stop defending the cop out remake design.

>>16674134

Are we supposed to side against one angry gamer with these posts?


5347b2  No.16674163

File: 81b984cab137270⋯.png (51.95 KB, 276x257, 276:257, smug blush.png)

>>16674157

>but how does this benefit you and the rest of the videogame industry in the end

You're not going to need an extra 50GB of space per tit.


3fef0d  No.16674167

File: 9b733e6c1105f85⋯.jpg (164.69 KB, 940x1200, 47:60, 1523420826-2.jpg)

>>16674163

All of that compressed audio for DOA5 breast physics really did cost them memory space. That's why they were forced to make thousands of dollars of DLC and have DOA6 tank.


89d3ac  No.16674173

File: 4635d7e167c1894⋯.png (101.66 KB, 905x520, 181:104, 4553543.PNG)

This isn't a final fantasy 7 thread. Anyways my choice is League of Legends. The kind of time commitment it asks of just for one match when you can get steam rolled in the first few minutes is infuriating. The Worst part is the fact that most of characters you need to spend money on or grind your ass off to get.


5e82a5  No.16674214

>>16673969

>You mean in the level or the story? If the former, you are a faggot,

Hell no, I meant the latter. Starting from Colors it was back to Go to level -> Play all the acts -> Beat boss -> Repeat. Though I guess you can say PS3 Unleashed was actually the one that started the straightforward progression in a way. While it would be nice to bring back "different stories but a final one after completing them all" I don't want it to be like the Adventure games where at least the different stories where different and not the same levels you have to repeat aside from some minor tweaks starting from Heroes. I still like Heroes but I would have liked it better if each story had different level designs. That's what I meant from padding. Yeah, you could say there's some padding in Generations, but at least it didn't require me to repeat the levels again just to extend the gameplay.


cd2644  No.16674234

File: 122f490a6a26580⋯.jpg (101.88 KB, 529x424, 529:424, oblivion.jpg)

>>16672233

Oblivion.

I will never hate a game with every fiber of my being more than this piece of shit. Going from 2500+ hours in Morrowind, eagerly waiting years for Oblivion to come out, just for it to be…that. I put it down after 25 hours.

>but mods!

No, fuck you. Morrowind was excellent in its own right and didn't need mods. They helped, but there's a huge distinction between modding to enhance a good game, or modding to salvage a terrible one. Not only did it make Bethesda lazy and complacent with mediocrity, but it perfectly showcased just how far consoles hold gaming back, in case Deus Ex: Invisible War wasn't enough of an example. If the armageddon of video games were to have a biblical comparison, this piece of shit would be one of the Four Horsemen, with its shitty horse armor DLC as its symbolism. Fuck Oblivion and everyone associated with making that piece of shit, because it set a low standard that we're still struggling to overcome today.

Insult to injury is Obsidian making the Outer Worlds, and they're imitating all of the awful design decisions that accompany Oblivion.

>but that's fallout

Fuck you, it's Oblivion with shitty gun mods and you know it. New Vegas might have had good writing, but good writing will never be able to substitute bad gameplay and design.


40fdb9  No.16674361

>>16673290

what a tryhard piece of shit.


3fef0d  No.16674367

File: a9bb84bb74dd15a⋯.png (216.24 KB, 709x731, 709:731, youllbeback.PNG)

>>16674361

It's better than not trying at all. Hopefully your half-hearted posts will work next time bitch.


8144e2  No.16674376

>>16674234

New Vegas has fun builds like explosives, although it could be a much better game overall.


9f1e40  No.16674384

Saints Row The Third. It's not the worst game out there but I hate it the most personally as it was the catalyst to making younger me realize that the 7th gen wasn't gonna get better after I expected something on at least SR2 level but only got shallow gimmicks. Now it's somewhat in the spotlight again with the Switch port and all the reviewers out there are still praising it with WOW LOOK AT ALL THE CUSTOMIZATION AND RANDOMNESS (when SR2 handled both of those better).


da0af8  No.16674480

File: 7c56436f1883a6d⋯.png (87.83 KB, 600x753, 200:251, 7c56436f1883a6d8cb4f93df83….png)

>/v/ is so retarded it now has shitty threads starting delusionally asshurt over Sonic Colors


da0af8  No.16674498

>>16673956

Remember the faggots bitching about "centrism" spew it just for saying Democrats and Republicans are both teenage anime tiddy hating pearl clutching "hurr secks bad" moralfaggot retards and need to fuck off for the interests of the common people and shit they actually care about. The "left" are just more obnoxious and the priority until we kill it once and for all.


972487  No.16674553

>>16672233

>this game killed my sonic autism

Sounds like a 10/10 Sonic game to me.


f831ec  No.16674572


f831ec  No.16674582

File: 5fc49a1c81e960b⋯.jpg (107.07 KB, 640x571, 640:571, NSMB.jpg)

The game that ensured the world would never see a proper 2D Mario with effort ever again.


bbd1c6  No.16674583

File: 6485cf5e03effa1⋯.jpg (79.04 KB, 933x934, 933:934, 6485cf5e03effa1f22b908f534….jpg)

>>16673067

>Our ethics department

Excuse me what. Weren't you guys game devs?


105588  No.16674599

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16672291

Only faggots like you don't mash A to save the earth


84877f  No.16675431

>>16674582

I wish they would do another 2D Mario game with same amount of creativity and workforce that usually ends up on the 3D Mario games. Yoshi's Island on the SNES was fucking awesome, but none of the sequels have even come close to matching it.


6f7edf  No.16675434

>>16672289

Same thing happened to me. I started the game and realized pretty soon it was always the same repetitive thing, you would find ammo just before entering a room for a fight and that was that, so I just shut it down and never played it again out of disappointment. Maybe it got better after a while, but I didn't care to find out because it most likely didn't. I think this happened right after giving the FEAR 1 expansions a try so I was already frustrated and didn't want to keep going.


79f8e6  No.16675459

File: 199ef031ba3a851⋯.png (202.74 KB, 680x714, 20:21, 199ef031ba3a851e93c3a58879….png)

>>16673067

How can one man be this much of a faggot?


8e10ff  No.16675460

Final Faggotry Tactics. The amount of tutorializing sent me up a fucking wall.


17ef88  No.16675466

File: 2ab1810b77f8e9e⋯.jpeg (113.06 KB, 1318x1079, 1318:1079, 785642e4c573e079c18f8a2f4….jpeg)

I won't give the corporate boot-licking shill the dignity of being acknowledged in a direct reply, so I'll just pose this question for the actual anons in the thread: where the fuck did these losers come from? This goes well beyond the standard summerfaggotry and surpasses shariablue in hiveminded focus. The shill pretending that Tifa's censorship is no big deal actually believes what he's saying, and I want to know what forces a "man" (for lack of a better term) to stoop so low as to just bend over and goddamned take it with a smile on his face.

Where did this creature come from, and why is it here?


5347b2  No.16675474

File: 2436182259645c4⋯.webm (342.66 KB, 853x480, 853:480, jokes are now real.webm)

>>16675466

It's the next level of shitposting where it stops being ironic and becomes real.

It will only get worse from here.


7b78fe  No.16675479

>>16675466

Summerfags don't exist, these people are here all year.


3620fb  No.16675590

>>16675466

These people clearly don't actually care about the game.

I never was that interested in Tifa's tits (I'm more of a Yuffie guy).

But hell,when I saw that Tifa in the trailer,I knew that the remake would be a crock of shit.

Changing up such an iconic design (even adding a sport bra and thigh-highs) just shows that Square is more interested in pandering than respecting one if not THE most important game in their history.

I think that they continue to protect Tifa's downsizing to focus everyone only on this problem,instead of thinking about all the other shit-far worse shit.

Don't get me wrong,changing Tifa is bad,especially because it means they are doing it for good goi points,but there are other and bigger problem with the remake.

Like changing the ATB with FFXV's shit battle system,being episodic,having the first 2 disc game only taking place in Midgar,NOT EVEN FUCKING HALF OF THE FIRST ORIGINAL DISC.

Let's not talk about the other designs.

Cloud became the nu-Cloud twink,and we already know for a fact that he will have the post-Advent Children character instead of being a snarky idiot with a long character arc.

Barret now is not a nigger anymore,he looks like a generic action hero from North Africa.

Guess he won't swear anymore.

We haven't seen the other party members yet.

How the fuck will Red XIII be with this shitty realistic artstyle?

Will they cover Yuffie's delicious midriff and ramp up her age?

What the fuck is going to happen to Cid?

Will Vincent be the Dirge of Cerberus faggot?

What the hell are they going to do with Cait Sith?

This is only the tip of the iceberg.

FF7 remake is going to be an absolute rape of a such a classic.

But they try to make people talk only about Tifa's tits,so those who criticize the game look only interested in tits and ass.

These people are the worst kind of cattle,the unironic unpayed shill.

Welcome to the current year,life has never been better.


3fef0d  No.16676018

File: 7995b1d35c3924e⋯.png (245.3 KB, 306x677, 306:677, ew!.PNG)

>>16675466

Another theory besides what everyone else posted is most likely redditors and halfchan crossposters who never get pushback cause the majority of them are prudes who would rather die than go against the public opinion and look weird. It's sad because I know this conversation will be brought up again and they will pull that same shit. The amount of fanboyism reminds me of the unironic defending of amiibos when those came out. I hope my autistic shitflinging kept them back for more than one day.


7b78fe  No.16676155

>>16676136

/gg/ is always the thread with the most shiposting on this entire board, the biggest political autists don't even post there.


5347b2  No.16676172

>>16676155

Are you going to tell me that writing angry emails and jerking off to twitter larpers does not save video games?


df2993  No.16676178

>>16676136

She still has big boobs. Some people are just autists for gross cowtits.


db4434  No.16676383

>>16676018

Niger, you claim in your OP that Sonic Colours stoped your Sonic autism. In retrospect I shouldn't have started anything with you because it ended up with you sperging out harder than normal. Regrdless, you are part of the problem you claim you are fighting.


717e51  No.16676599

>>16675590

>But hell,when I saw that Tifa in the trailer,I knew that the remake would be a crock of shit.

You know how I knew the remake would be a crock of shit? It's made by modern Squeenix, you fucking idiots.


717e51  No.16676606

I find all these tantrums about FFVII remake completely hilarious and ironic because FFVII was the game that ruined Squaresoft.


4e262f  No.16676608

>>16676606

>ruined it

>by being one of the most successful and most sold games of all time


50561e  No.16676609

File: d2c4aa0cf62dbc5⋯.jpg (67.97 KB, 430x320, 43:32, ffxi.jpg)

It's simultaneously my favorite and most hated game.

>the setting

>the soundtrack

>the monster, weapon, armor design

<that fucking UI

<that fucking hardcoded input lag

<that fucking everything regarding character movement

And no, 14 sucks ass. It feels like a chink knockoff, which it actually was at first but still.


88fcb0  No.16676632

>>16673233

It's the APNG format. It's basically a gif with PNG quality, because it was designed after dialup was the norm. You haven't heard of it because it was never widely adopted because retarded cattle are fine with shit quality gifs.


1f92b2  No.16676634

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16673969

Did you play the recent ports? I heard the original Adventure was better suited to the Dreamcast controller's dead zone than something like the Gamecube's as far as DX goes.

Seaside Hill and Sky Sanctuary impressed me with some of the routes as far s the boost stages went. I wish they made them even more open and combined it with some daytime DLC stage/Eggmanland tier difficulty for Forces.


88fcb0  No.16676646

>>16676608

Yeah, exactly. Success can be the worst teacher. Just like WoW ruined mmos and microtransactions ruined mobile games. Mobage make more than all console and PC games combined. Success is not a valid indicator of quality.


50561e  No.16676653

>>>/v/16676646

>it's the game's fault, not the greedy company's!

The sad thing is that dumbass niggers like you actually believe this shit.


88fcb0  No.16676659

File: 845b09389490635⋯.jpg (19.66 KB, 260x261, 260:261, 2f1aaf8476e305aa10dc2f1eee….jpg)


717e51  No.16676672

>>16676608

FFVII is the game that convinced Squaresoft to embrace cinematic storytelling over gameplay. And a number of other developers for that matter. The company has been downhill ever since.


8d4b05  No.16677005

dota, for killing my beloved warcraft 3. one of the most fucking creative communities in vidya choked to death by dota spam. fuck the map, and fuck the standalone game.


c2fab6  No.16677044

Pretty much just Bioshock Infinite.


195d93  No.16677070

File: d79a67dc6baa98d⋯.png (152.41 KB, 584x977, 584:977, Shitty crossover.PNG)

>>16672943

>>16673251

Completely agree with you on these.

>>16673132

The general sentiment for Dragon Quarter is: "It wasn't an awful game, but it was an awful breath of fire game." I agree with it.


369169  No.16677083

>>16673067

>96cm bust as per official concept art from the original game

<shrunk considerably, put into a sportsbra, covered up legs all at behest of "ethics committee"

<believing the muh age rating excuse when games with big titty monsters get PEGI 16 and T rating as long as they're not in overtly fan-servicey situations

<and even then, thinking FF7 is somehow going to avoid a T or M while keeping blood, stabbing, body-horror, gambling and Honey-Bee Inn and that Tifa's tits are what breaks the camel's back

Keep shilling. This game was doomed to being trash when they announced it as episodic, anyway


0ef21d  No.16677085

File: ada1d1c2a774970⋯.jpg (55.57 KB, 474x590, 237:295, aaaa.jpg)

File: b5b542020d17051⋯.jpg (27.19 KB, 315x450, 7:10, aaww.jpg)

File: fb2f5acd080f453⋯.jpg (79.67 KB, 474x551, 474:551, sdfew.jpg)

File: 3aa2cf3b13d774f⋯.jpg (57.26 KB, 474x666, 79:111, weaas.jpg)

File: 56348a73c08af2f⋯.jpg (69.19 KB, 474x546, 79:91, www.jpg)

I don't just hate these specific games, but the whole series and genre. Except for KH.


50561e  No.16677087

>>16677005

I heard there was a mini renaissance a few years back but whether or not that was real or just typical Blizzard cryptoshilling to drum up interest for the remake who knows.


ce2e21  No.16677088

File: 4b143821a734d94⋯.png (864.9 KB, 800x500, 8:5, TLOU.png)

I've played games that were far worse than this one, but I've never hated a game as much I hate The Last of Us. The gameplay and level design are like something out of a university student's project and the story is like something an A.I. or and alien would think humans would find moving. It's insulting.


c1522a  No.16677090

>>16672291

Hated it too. It's especially bad if you try to play it on the pad only. It has stupid "look at the pad to advance" area which it opens in a tiny window so your ant people become 2 pixels high people. It's just a really flawed game in general. If it wasn't made by Platinum people would hate it.

Bayonetta 2 is my pet hate. Nothing but constant set pieces and combats fucked up. Having to rely on witch time to fight basic enemies because they can't be comboed other wise was stupid.


f8c541  No.16677105

>>16673553

Fuck off

>>16675466

I think the tits look fine, they're still fairly big. I think with her current model it would look a little ridiculousdoesn't help I prefer thighsand I am not a big FF fan


da0af8  No.16677117

>>16675460

Stop lying, faggot.

>>16676018

Pussy sheep literally afraid of defending sexuality because of "muh popularity" are completely fucking worthless.

>>16676178

>gross cowtits

Fuck off and kill yourself.


df2993  No.16677119

File: 3373c0355a9b64a⋯.jpg (7.12 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download.jpg)

>>16677117

Ohhh yeeeaaaah. Give me those sacks of excess fat.


72ed8a  No.16677141

>>16677119

T. Assloving sub-70 IQ darkie.


50561e  No.16677145

>when you're so desperate to derail you IP hop just to take your own bait


c1522a  No.16677164

>>16676606

I find it funny how they all bitch about tifa in this while ignoring her in every other game she's had different tit sizes. Then bitching about the gameplay which looks to be built up from Crisis Core. I'm a casual FF fan at best. I played the PS1 games then lost interest. These niggers claim to be hardcore fans and didn't even touch the spin offs, spin offs I tried and walked away from to continue later.

>>16677088

you don't like walking slowly as people monologue at you?


50561e  No.16677175

>>>/v/16677164

You're one of the worst shills I've ever seen.


7cc9e2  No.16677189

>>16675466

It's okay, anon. When you graduate high school you'll realize that there's a lot more important things in life than big titties.


ecdc5a  No.16677193

File: d0f7bdac2df78d9⋯.jpg (37.89 KB, 344x500, 86:125, Coverdoom3-1-.jpg)

>retreads the first game, making it a remake in point of fact even though they pretend it's not with the "3"

>dude bad Hollywood horror lmao

It bears mentioning that I thought the horror was stale when this game originally released and I was 14 at the time. Doom 64 is a creepier game.

>dude audio logs lmao and the loot crates that incentivize you to torture yourself by listening to all of them for the access codes

>dude set pieces lmao, we gotta make a Half Life clone

>dude cyberdemon is a puzzle boss that just spawns enemies lmao

Every single design decision in this game feels lazy and arbitrary, like they didn't care one iota for what made Doom Doom, or about id's legacy as an innovator in shooters. They didn't even try to do anything different, they just thought "What's popular in the current year? Sure, do that." At least Carmack used it to get better at graphics programming.

I would have been fine if they left the PDAs and emails in. Some of the emails were well written and funny. But audio logs are perhaps the single worst design decision in the game. Not only did they decide to make it meme horror, they undermined their meme horror sound design by incentivising the player to not listen to it over some dipshit talking about how much he hates his coworkers. To this day SS2 is the only game that I can tolerate audio logs in and that's only because their quality is a step above all others, thanks to the autism of that game's audio engineer.


c1522a  No.16677197

>>16677193

Your post is so full of shit I don't think you understand a damn thing about that era of games. Audio logs were not popular at that point. And Doom 3 was a tech demo, same way doom 1 was. It's like star wars.


ecdc5a  No.16677198

>>16677197

>audio logs weren't popular

<what is System Shock, the thing you literally just mentioned

Doom obviously should have audio logs, when I think Doom I just can't stop craving uninteractive monologues and exposition.


c1522a  No.16677210

>>16677198

System shock wasn't that big at the time. It's been retroactively made into THE BIGGEST THING EVER when it clearly wasn't.

Doom 3 wasn't a good sequel to Doom 2, I agree but if you look past the name it's got some good moments. Some good enemy designs and is overall a decent game for the era. But it was mostly a tech demo to show off the lighting which was state of the art at the time. Same way Quake was a tech demo and Doom 1 was. id was never good at game design just tech design.


50561e  No.16677214

>>16677198

>giving blatant shills (you)s


369169  No.16677225

>>16677210

>t's been retroactively made into THE BIGGEST THING EVER

That's System Shock 2

I never hear anyone talk about System Shock 1, not even the fags that actually played it


3ce6f0  No.16677236

File: 3b8a3b31db0652c⋯.jpg (38.52 KB, 650x552, 325:276, 030-0.jpg)

Is every thread here going to be about Tifa's tits from now on?


bdf973  No.16677238

File: a05906d096efb1d⋯.jpg (128.49 KB, 800x800, 1:1, this is not a gif.jpg)


3fef0d  No.16677250

>>16676383

I'm not OP retard. And how is saying nothing and being content with every stupid change square makes to FFVII:Re solve the problem

>>16677164

Tifa's tit size in FF7 remake should be based on her giant tits in FF7. You're being disingenuous as you know people would not have hated her having larger tits in other games too.

And fuck off, no one claims to be a hardcore fan and I've played the crap known as crisis core. The gameplay reveal shows it doesn't play like CC and what the hell does spin offs matter in the conversation.

>>16677236

Until the shills have to defend another irredeemable part of that shitpile. We got until March so grab a seat.


ecdc5a  No.16677254

>>16677210

They upgraded some of the enemy designs in a good way, namely Imps and Former Marines, but others are either the same (Hell Knight) or the new monsters which are uninteresting. It only gets worse in the expansion – teleporting enemies are at best a nuisance and they ripped off Half-Life even more with the Grabber.

>dude tech demo lmao

Sure, except one of those tech demos was actually original and this one wasn't, while also not being faithful to the franchise simultaneously – the worst of both worlds.


c1522a  No.16677255

>>16677250

You're throwing a shit fit over fictional tit size. It's really not very important in the grand scheme of things and you really should get a life if you're this upset over nothing.


3fef0d  No.16677268

>>16677255

I see you're real busy "getting a life" yourself.

No, I will continue to call it out like the bullshit it is, go kill yourself.


c1522a  No.16677271

>>16677268

It's just pretty sad and pathetic that you're so consumed by this you spend hours a day ranting about it. While no one will listen, nothing will change and no one really cares. You're just a loser.

>>16677225

2 wasn't very big either TBH.


3fef0d  No.16677286

>>16677271

I think the more you idiots try to defend these stupid changes the more people are going to wake up to how much of a shitshow FFVII:Re will be. Hopefully you and the rest of the SE fucking die off before they finish the rest of the Episodes.


50561e  No.16677287

>>16677236

Tifa's tits should be plastered on the board at all times just like harmony.


f53bb2  No.16677290

>>16677236

Don't worry, only the threads about FFVII and Sony will be about Tifa's tits.


8f842e  No.16677298

>>16673553

Where do you think we are?

>>16673174

my dick demands sauce


c1522a  No.16677305

>>16677286

I never expected anything good out of the remake. It doesn't interest me because I'm not 12 any more and moved on from FF7 as a game. Tifa's boobs have been various sizes through out the games she's been in. Same as Lara Croft's have. I expect they adjust them to fit the animations they want to use and then that's where they are for that game.

If you knew anything about tits which you don't you would know they change sizes depending on the period cycle. So some times boobs are bigger or smaller naturally


3fef0d  No.16677314

File: bb189804341839a⋯.png (1.14 MB, 923x558, 923:558, workforcheap.PNG)

>>16677305

>I never expected anything good out of the remake.

>I will defend it and denounce it's detractors though


c1522a  No.16677334

>>16677314

I know you're retarded but consider for a moment the difference between defending something and pointing out a flaw in someone's argument. I don't give a fuck about the game, I expect it'll make 3 episodes and die the same way every other episodic game does. It's been in development hell HL3 style for ages either way. My entire point is that Tifa's tits have been various sizes through out the FF games, kingdom hearts, FF7 spin offs, art, concept art and movies. Her design is constantly in flux figure wise. Why would THIS game be the one that gets your ass upset?


3fef0d  No.16677349

>>16677334

Because it is

THE REMAKE

you dipshit. Make Tifa accurate to the source material your claiming to be honest to. Here's a question that I asked the last shill, how does defending this benefit you and the rest of the videogame industry in the end when you defend gimping her tits like this instead of making them huge like they are supposed to be?


8f842e  No.16677350

>>16677298

Nevermind it's Matsu-sensei. Saucenao usually picks up his deviantart. Did something break?


e69f46  No.16677357

>>16677349

I'd give it a rest if I were you, he's a bored epic meme contrarian, probably too demotivated to play video games himself. Just look at his ID, he's bounced from topic to topic shitting out weak contrarian arguments.


3fef0d  No.16677360

>>16677357

These arguments are going to pop up again so might as well have all their arguments they're going to play and have this thread as reference to copy and paste my rebuttals


df2993  No.16677362

It's obvious that they're prioritizing "realistic" design, instead of adapting the caricatured proportions straight from the 90's art. You can argue over whether that's a good idea, but I don't see it as a move to de-sex the character. Her tits are still large by human standards, and her mid-riff and thighs are on display. Explain that to me. it doesn't really add up.


50561e  No.16677366

>>16677360

I wish Mark was this diligent in getting rid of these obvious shills.


3fef0d  No.16677373

>>16677362

They shat out an ethics commitee for this decision. They didn't need to put her in a sports bra or add boob physics because it is based of a game that didn't need it. They de-sexed her for modern sensibilities and people aren't dealing with that bullshit.


df2993  No.16677377

>>16677373

So why can I see her thighs?


3fef0d  No.16677382

>>16677377

They still covered up her legs more in the remake. It proves my point even further. How does that argument even go in your favor?


df2993  No.16677385

>>16677382

Well, of course the knees and the shins are the most erotic part of a woman's body, and absolutely no one has a fetish for thigh highs.


f831ec  No.16677386

>>16677145

>when you're so desperate to "win" an argument you claim everyone who disagrees with you is samefag


3fef0d  No.16677389

>>16677385

That wasn't her main asset and you know it. They removed the part that men wanted most from Tifa. Stop arguing in bad faith


df2993  No.16677396

>>16677389

Her tits are still there and still large though.


50561e  No.16677397

>>>/v/16677386

Perhaps if you had the cognition to understand we have IDs here you'd realize I wasn't arguing anything. Nice post history of nothing but shitty bait with office computer tier filenames. Really makes you look legit.


f831ec  No.16677400

File: f0f633447630734⋯.jpg (47.72 KB, 308x289, 308:289, snickering blue grinch.jpg)

>>16677397

>when someone calls out your namefag forum-tier faggotry of focusing on post history and your retort is to focus on post history


3fef0d  No.16677406

>>16677396

Have you read any of my past posts?

SE shrank her tits when they are making a remake. They should have stayed true to her design. fuck off


df2993  No.16677415

File: e111d71d9df4f1a⋯.png (1.3 MB, 2560x1280, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16677406

They shrank her tits for the same reason they shortened her legs and shrank her head. The game has a more realistic art style than the original. You can say you prefer the old style, which is perfectly valid, and I might agree with that, but you can't just decide that it's censorship when all evidence seems to say "no", and act like she has no tits at all when that's clearly ridiculous.


50561e  No.16677424

Notice how when the shill takes a bit longer to post than usual he comes in with a different angle to argue? It's getting orders from somewhere.


205bf1  No.16677426

>>16677415

You can't say it's a purely artistic decision if it was prompted by an ethics committee.


df2993  No.16677433

>>16677420

They can, but that doesn't it doesn't look grotesque, and doesn't mean this was a move prompted by censorship, and not just an aesthetic choice. I'll ask again, if it's all about removing the sex appeal from the character, why can I see her thighs? You don't have an answer to this.


3fef0d  No.16677441

>>16677415

So now you're going with the "giant tits aren't realistic" argument

You sound as retarded as the ethics commitee they made up to defend their shit. It was censorship. Giant tits are real and they can be on a fighting character as this is a videogame. Fuck off

It is her design to have giant tits. It is one of the most iconic things about her look. Hell, they should have given her a bigger head and stayed more honest to her proportions as her original battle model. Maybe you should also be mad about tifa's design they shortened and covered her legs. That is another point in my favor when claiming this remake isn't faithful to the original.

Maybe, just maybe, and appeal to realism is bullshit when talking about final fantasy.

>>16677433

Fuck off. I already gave you an answer and people can have certain amounts of attraction to any body part.


df2993  No.16677445

File: f39301548ccb028⋯.png (85.63 KB, 205x246, 5:6, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16677441

Well, you can do this, if you want.


3fef0d  No.16677451

>>16677445

I would say that is too big and not accurate to Tifa's design. Quit being a disingenuous little shit.


50561e  No.16677452

See what I mean? Look how fast he responds now.


df2993  No.16677455

>>16677452

Fuck off, retard. Not everyone who can type is a robot.


3fef0d  No.16677462

>>16677452

>>16677455

>Call him any name and it brushes off him like rain on a coat

>Call him out as the NPC he is and look at how he recoils "I have been found out"

I fucked up the quote but what you're doing seems to be working better than me arguing in good faith.


df2993  No.16677464

>>16677462

>arguments I agree with are good faith

>everyone I disagree with is a shill

Well shit, you've bested me.


4b2e9d  No.16677465

Stop giving the retardera titty-hating shill (You)s, morons.


50561e  No.16677466

>barely even a minute later

Man, he must be competing for tenure or something.


df2993  No.16677468

>>16677466

If you can't type 19 words in a minute, you might have arthritis.


50561e  No.16677469

>less than a minute

Keep at it pajeet! You'll get that raise for sure!


df2993  No.16677475

File: c3483403a996139⋯.jpg (27.11 KB, 389x388, 389:388, 1270161151903.jpg)


3fef0d  No.16677477

>>16677464

>Claims the tits are okay even though they are inaccurate and smaller to source materials

>brings up legs even though they are covered and gives more credence to the de-sexualizing of tifa

>claims there isn't censorship

>constant appeals to realism when there are men carrying buster swords and gattling arms and shooting magic

Yes you retarded nigger


3fef0d  No.16677484

>>16677477

Also posting that pic which is a complete exaggeration of what people wanted tifa's breast size to be makes you a little cretin too.


50561e  No.16677492

>>16677484

An image made by resetera no doubt.


df2993  No.16677493

>>16677477

There are two arguments here.

>should the game have stuck to the original art style?

I don't know. Probably.

>is any deviation from the art style automatically censorship?

No, I don't think it is.

You also keep alluding to this idea that sexuality is purely about the mass and quantity of flesh on display, which isn't really how it works. Thigh highs are sexy because they draw your eyes to the lewder parts of the leg. No one is really turned on by knees. A monster tit is not automatically more sexy than a shapely breast that compliments the body type. This is all nigger tier logic, honestly.

>Ass = good. More ass = more good. So Imma fuck me some obese women.


f831ec  No.16677506

I hate Guilty Gear Xrd so much I don't even have an image of it. Killed the Guilty Gear series so much for me that I've repressed how much I used to love it to avoid the pain.


3fef0d  No.16677522

>>16677492

I think it's an actual pornstar

>>16677493

If you don't know that a remake should try to stick as close to the original style as possible then yes you are a retard.

You are the only idiot here who is believing that this downsizing by mandate of an ethic committee isn't censorship, your bullshit isn't working here. A committee that determine what gets in or taken out by what they deem society would accept as good or bad is as censorship as it gets

>You also keep alluding to this idea that sexuality is purely about the mass and quantity of flesh on display, which isn't really how it works.

No you faggot. I claimed that her remake design isn't faithful to her original design. The fact that her legs aren't exposed adds more credence to my argument than yours. The only person putting on nigger tier logic is you.


df2993  No.16677528

>>16677522

Provide source for this ethics committee claim.


369169  No.16677529

File: 0c27ed838d3cb4c⋯.png (232.44 KB, 351x646, 351:646, 0c27ed838d3cb4ca847accde5d….png)

Shills, do yourselves a favor and just admit you're corporate pro-censorship morons

You really don't have a leg to stand on this issue

<i-it's more realistic

It's a world with Twinky Skinny Cloud carries and one-hand swings a sword larger than his entire body. A black guy has a gatling gun for an arm. A metrosexual angel-man has an even bigger sword and a "mother" who's a torn-in-half alien found in a meteorite.

<i-it's not desexualized

Her breasts are reduced and tucked into a sportsbra and her legs are completely covered up. In ways that are extremely lazy too as her socks don't indent the skin or have a proper texture to them and her suspenders are still rigged to accommodate larger breasts which were likely downsized as a quick fix

<i-it's for the age rating

Unless they butcher this game even further, there was no way for them to get anything less than M or T. There's the Honney-Bee Inn, Aerith's death, Midgard Zolom impalement, body-horror, blood, uncensored swearing this time around, gambling and whatever else I'm forgetting. Tifa's tits weren't going to do jack-shit to the rating. It's Sony's censorship policy and Square-Enix outright admitting to conforming to a nebulous "ethics committee"

<i-it's for the age rating in other countries cuz it's illegal there

CERO is the strictest of the age rating boards and they allow plenty of shit just fine. PEGI is quite lenient and ESRB doesn't slap AO on a game for having breasts or Mortal Kombat style ultra-violence. Do your research. Also, again, with the content in the game, large covered-up breasts aren't even a factor for the game's rating. It's pandering to the regressives.

<h-have sex, incel. i don't even care about yucki gross icky yikes tits

Ok, I'm sorry you're a eunuch but that doesn't make you right, especially when you're proposing for the censorship of everything you disagree with or find "ugh gross"

Any other "arguments" you've been fed, redirect them to me and I'll debunk them just as easily.

Have a nice day


562bc3  No.16677532

File: 91b4f76bd9172cf⋯.jpg (40.05 KB, 652x416, 163:104, 3a45a641465299a39ae3808d10….jpg)

>>16674582

The worst is that NSMBU has good level design, but also have a bland personality and forgettable music.

Oh Well.


3fef0d  No.16677572

>>16677528

I linked four articles in the goddamn thread.

There were instructions from the internal ethics department. Not request or suggestions. The fact that they had to come in for this design decision shows that they didn't want soyboys like you crying on twitter about characters actually staying true to the game their remaking. They would not have gotten away with outright saying censorship without bad PR on their end. Quit being an oblivious faggot.


50561e  No.16677574

>>16677529

Looks like they fucked off and just made a spam thread instead. >>16677515


df2993  No.16677582

>>16677572

Guess they're leg men then.


3fef0d  No.16677591

>>16677582

Just like you, what a coincidence. Almost as if you work for them.


df2993  No.16677595

>>16677591

I mean, really you send in the comittee to de-sex your character, and they do basically nothing. Fire those people.


7e1b6c  No.16677606

File: ce6933da7567a77⋯.png (11.09 KB, 800x600, 4:3, opinions.png)

Suck it fantards.


50561e  No.16677619

Oh hey, it IP hopped finally.


467d21  No.16677625

>>16677615

>he can't even format his post correctly

Calm down, take a deep breath and then resume your shilling, Rashid.


df2993  No.16677629

File: 1a7fb6f2e9c804e⋯.jpeg (50.13 KB, 599x450, 599:450, just to be safe.jpeg)

Did you remember to lock the doors?


9d5a03  No.16677633

File: 82bce537c7f6b74⋯.jpg (21.75 KB, 783x113, 783:113, Capture.JPG)

Not a game but worth mentioning.

Linking your twitch prime to amazon creates a permanent system process that keeps about a dozen connections open to several external ips such as Amazon Data Services and others without telling you anything of it. That is all.


369169  No.16677641

>>16677615

>people will hate ff7 remake because tifa's tits are smaller rather than actual proper reasons

Oh yeah, I've seen this one go around as well

People don't hate this game solely because of this change/censorship. Negative feedback towards the game has been present for years. Very few people other than shills and blind fanboys had faith in Square pulling off this remake and the announcements that Square made over the years didn't help matters

The most recent change and the one that's most relevant to the current climate is obviously the one regarding Tifa's design, so of course that's the one that gets the most attention

It's also the easiest one for people who want to defend this game to focus on and thus dismiss all criticism as coming from "ebil incel drumpfers" or whatever the social media censor-party calls people they disagree with


3fef0d  No.16677660

>>16677595

>changing one of the most iconic RPG designs to accomodate modern sensibilities

>they do basically nothing

I do hope you get fired though, you have that right

>>16677637

That was talked about in a previous thread. What we know so far it just going to fail like FFXIII's combat system where you are just smashing the x button in order to reach your next ATB attack instead of ravager-commando to get the enemies in break state. Also the intelligence of your party members is in question since it is real time and you can't crontrol them from dying like idiots.


df2993  No.16677661

>>16677660

You send in the no sex patrol and they don't even force your character to wear a jacket. Those people are shit.


3fef0d  No.16677667

File: 3b2fd8696fe0a07⋯.png (180.33 KB, 1540x867, 1540:867, anyoneelsesee((them)).png)

>>16677661

>you need to see women in hijabs before admitting that they censored tifa

We know what side of the argument you are on.


df2993  No.16677670

>>16677667

They did a shit job of it, either way.


3fef0d  No.16677677

>>16677670

Now you admit they did it. That's a good start. Gotta keep trying harder to actually get the full picture, you're fucking retarded but you might still make it.


df2993  No.16677697

>>16677677

I find the claim dubious, and if they are real, they aren't doing much.


3fef0d  No.16677702

>>16677697

>They did a shit job of it, either way.

>I find the claim dubious

Gotta stick with a story shill


df2993  No.16677705

>>16677702

Her lickable thighs and tummy are right there. What are these people doing?


3fef0d  No.16677709

>>16677705

A shit job at damage control.


df2993  No.16677713

>>16677709

OoOoOoOoOoOoOhHh


2de318  No.16677792

>>16677730

Overwatch has always been shit, these power creep, meta rape characters are just the flies atop this turd.

Now kill yourself for supporting Blizzard.


a27b41  No.16677862

>>16677730

>it took moira for you to realize the game was shit

>not the pajeet with the autotracking laser gun

One look at her gameplay footage and I knew the game would be shit. You deserve your pain.


a06e92  No.16678084

>>16678046

You should have hated the game before the addition of more shit. It was shit to begin with. Maybe you should just go back to reddit.


bbe3ee  No.16678227

>>16677070

Even if it were just a stand-alone game, i'd say 'i don't like it' and leave it at that. I don't like cel shading, i don't like restarting or the relatively short playtime leading to replay benefits, i don't like the sword of damocles d-meter hanging over my head, i don't like the general linearity of it instead of being able to explore a larger sprawling underground society, i don't care for the dark/noir setting and the music didn't thrill me. Maybe if it were a fantastic game like FFTactics or a decent game like Suikoden Tierkreis i wouldn't be so angry, but i didn't like it as a game, i'm maddeningly furious that they ripped nearly everything from the series out of it and dared to call it a numbered sequel, and i'm horribly depressed that it killed a series i liked.


a06e92  No.16678245

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>>16678183

>calls someone else a shill

>defends OVERWATCH

summer can't end soon enough


f6e457  No.16678459

>>16673495

Nigger you have been damage controlling this shit for weeks. You're the code vein goon autist I told to fuck off in the other thread.

>hur I don't care and you're the sperg but I'll argue endlessly to defend feminist horsheshit

and I know you're still here you vile disingenuous sack of marxist shityou're not even a paid shill, you do for free


aa2e5a  No.16678474

File: 3e1c27535a09b26⋯.jpg (203.16 KB, 392x450, 196:225, resident evil 5 gold editi….jpg)

RE5. I could even find nuggets of merit in RE6, however fleeting they were, but RE5 just aggravated the piss out of me from start to finish. It's like the village section of RE4 played on repeat until you're sick of it, then played on repeat some more for the next 5 hours. Such a fucking tedious game.

>>16672233

Honestly, I think it's better than Generations. I'd rather put up with Wisp gimmicks and slower platforming than a classic Sonic that just feels too heavy.


c1522a  No.16678911

>>16677349

All remakes are different to the originals in various ways. If you want to play the original with HD graphics the PC post is out there with fan mods to push exactly that.

Why do you think everyone is a shill just because they point out you never cared about Tifa's tit sizes at any other point? We've had games before and after FF7 featuring her and again her tits keep changing sizes. It's such an autistic detail it's like you're trying to find any excuse to be angry and this one is it. If you had bitched about every other time Tifa changed then sure, but it's just this one time you all throw a hissy fit.

Why aren't you bitching the graphics aren't in a 640x480 resolution? Of course things change in a remake these days. RE1 and 2 are considered the best remakes ever made and they still change things from the original including Jill's tit size


c1522a  No.16678947

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>>16677415

These autists are too busy wanting to jerk off to games to read the interviews where the concern was how to animate giant boobs and still do decent cut scenes and the age rating people were worried about tits showing and getting too high an age rating.

>>16677426

An ethics commitee doesn't have to be pozzed, it can simply be their age rating group. They wait to aim for say a PG13 rating on the game in all regions so they have to skirt round the problem areas.

>>16677441

Man it's been years since FF7 was relevant and I forgot how pathetic and autistic these kids were. I thought people lost interest but they clearly didn't and now they're oozing out of their piss bottle kingdom to whine about dumb shit. Next we'll have best girl threads about ff7

>>16677529

Do you know a woman? Women with large boobs especially need suitable support for their chests to jog let alone run and fight. A sports bra makes sense for someone going into combat. The same women wear sports bras…. for sporting activities, like boxing or martial ar.. oh wait sorry Tifa doesn't do martial arts or boxing so she wouldn't wear a sports bra.

Advent children, the most realistic FF7 thing we have gives Tifa similar size tits. They stick out a bit less but have more side meat as a sports bra would cause. If you pay attention to the fight scene you get an idea of how they want FF7's universe to look in fights. So the ethics whatever shit is likely saying if they want to do fights like this Tifa's boobs need to be enclosed fully other wise you're going to get load jiggly tits any time she gets thrown around. But it's much easier for autists to see a conspiracy than people might have a different opinion backed up by more evidence than a 20 year old piece of concept art or a PS1 model that didn't even have a mouth.

>>16678474

How do you find RE5 worse than RE6? RE5 wasn't what RE should be but there's some neat stuff there. The chainsaw guys appearing, the first area fight, even the jungle niggers and mutant crocs. RE5 isn't a good game but it's pretty playable compared to 6 which is just unplayable Because it refuses to let you play by shoving walking simulator moments in between arenas full of zombies which you run past any way


50561e  No.16678959

>>16678474

RE5 is good only in co-op with zero upgrades because then you actually have rely on each other instead of just spamming grenades and whatever other overpowered shit that game had that I can't remember at the moment.


205bf1  No.16679026

>>16678947

>An ethics commitee doesn't have to be pozzed, it can simply be their age rating group. They wait to aim for say a PG13 rating on the game in all regions so they have to skirt round the problem areas.

Not relevant to what I was responding, the ethics committee which were the ones who pushed the issue are by their very reason for being formed not gonna make a purely artistic decision, if they did they would not be an ethics committee.

And even if it was I seriously doubt bigger boobs alone would be enough for over PG13 equivalent in the vast majority of the wold, and that's without considering that the game has some things that they simply cannot omit that have a much higher chance to push the rating higher like the fact that you're an actual terrorist for one, or the bloodied areas at the top of the Shinra HQ, or the impaled midgar zolom before the mythril cave

And again the ethics committee has no business making a purely artistic decision and if you're gonna go with realism or animation as a argumentyou have to remember that since it's pretty clear that the ethics committee are the ones that pushed for that decision it's certain the primary motivation for it isn't artistic or it's all a 500 IQ powerplay to make the SJW believe they have hold in the SE (which they already provably do as could be seen by the pronoun thing in type 0) when the decision was entirely artistic to begin with, but I'd call that deluding yourself and even if that was the case that would mean they care enough to appease the SJW crowd which is bad in itself

Going by the above I'm pretty sure the ethics committee in question did it at the very least to appease the west without making too much waves.

Do I agree with that decision, no.

Do I think the (lack of) boobs are a problem yes (and you can try to throw any amount of muh realism and muh spinoff it's not relevant because this isn't a spinoff nor a realistic game in any way)

Do I think people focusing exclusively on that are right, no, but I can see why they do since it's the latest thing to contribute to the whole thing being a trainwreck but honestly if you still had any hope after they made it episodic with full priced release and made the worst most boring part of the game 10x longer I dunno what to tell you


c1522a  No.16679107

>>16679026

I'm not going to respond to your post directly because it's autistic stupidity but consider what an artistic decision actually entails before you spew more stupidity.

Tifa needs to fit the rest of the cast and the scenes she's in. Lets say before Mako reactor they all line up and you have Tifa standing next to the rest of the cast. It's supposed to be a really cool moment and you have the camera angle just right.. then Tifa's mega tits block Cid's head and he looks dumb. Well better change tifa's height, and now her boobs look comedic so thats not a good solution.

Okay so we want to do this cool animation where Tifa gets impaled on a spear and then there's a particle explosion and it looks great with everyone else but Tifa's tits are so big it blocks the inner glow and all you see is a glowing boob.

We want Tifa to look larger than Yuffie but smaller than Cloud. If we put DDDDDDDDDDDDD I don't care what her real size is on that frame then she looks way out of scale and like she'll topple over at any moment.

We want to add some grapple techniques for her but her large boobs prevent us from getting the motion capture we need. The actress we have to mo cap her moves doesn't have boobs that large and some of the motions will cause clipping issues or look really awkward.

See how all of these things are artistic decisions and completely reasonable things to change to improve the game. I have no idea why they changed this shit, absolutely none, but I can understand as someone who does create art that things change from medium to medium. There are legit reasons why Tifa's tits as a base line could cause issues in cut scenes or in game animations. Remember Bayonetta's legs got extended to freak degrees not because that was the needed design style wise but because it was needed as a mechanic. She does lots of kicking and flipping with her legs. To get the reach to make those attacks satisfying they stretched her legs out.

You're just whining a remake isn't identical to the original when the original still exists. Some parts will be better, some parts will be worse. FF7's remake is more like RE1 and RE2 remakes. They're based on the original game but aren't the original game. Tifa's character design has evolved as the universe developed. It's not a surprize her current look is what they went for over her original look. With modern technology being used I bet most of the animations are mocapped so her figure is based on the woman they got to mo cap her. DMC5 has the same issue with things being different because they used mo cap for it all.


3ce6f0  No.16679125

>>16679107

Cait sith.


205bf1  No.16679135

>>16679107

>decision isn't driven by an artistic decision

>let me make a huge wall of text detailing why this decision makes sense as an artistic one

Try again, this time taking into account reality, aka the one where SE directly says it's not an artistic decision

>. FF7's remake is more like RE1 and RE2 remakes

It is definitely like the RE2 remake

It most certainly isn't like the RE1 remake

In fact saying the RE1 and RE2 remakes are similar in execution is the most retarded thing you've posted up till now in this thread.


c1522a  No.16679174

>>16679135

Nigger I explained why it makes sense to change things, if you want to whine about Tifa's tit size go ahead. Frankly there's little more retarded things I can think of whining about. You're dedicating hours of your life to whine ab fuck it I'm not even finishing the post. Why bother?


205bf1  No.16679187

>>16679174

>Nigger I explained why it makes sense to change things

From an artistic standpoint, which isn't why the decision was made in the first place.

> You're dedicating hours of your life

As opposed to you roaming this thread for several days, posting several walls of text, about a game you claim you don't care about, all while saying other people should get a life.


c1522a  No.16679200

>>16679187

>I'm obsessed with a topic so you must be equally obsessed and can't have just dropped into a thread which we derailed with our autism.

You know what game I fucking hate? FF7 remake. The fanbase is cancerous as fuck. FF7 was already cancerous and full of stupid kids but this is beyond even them. All they do is whine about tit sizes.


205bf1  No.16679205

>>16679200

>>I'm obsessed with a topic so you must be equally obsessed

This is in fact correct you're far more obsessed with that topic than I could ev er claim to be.


4d5414  No.16679263

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a76aef  No.16679408

>>16672943

I enjoyed TMS as a nuSona-lite RPG. That isn't to say that it's a good game, but some of the animations are kind of cool, the characters are reasonably charming (Ellie a.k.a. proto-P5 Ann is a much more likable character than her later counterpart), and the idolshit setting makes for some amusing stuff like the tokusatsu stuff and Microwavin' with Mamori. TMS is a legitimately enjoyable game, despite its cringy plot.

I get being upset about what could have been, but that's really about all there is to hate about the game. And if you want SMT with TRPG gameplay, play Devil Survivor (which is kind of mediocre, but consider that it would have been nu-Fire Emblem styled anyway). If you want Fire Emblem characters in a SMT-style RPG, take a look at the roster of Fire Emblem Warriors. All the characters you like (minus Lyn) would be left out and you'd be stuck with Awakening shits. Ask yourself, would you have really wanted that?


222355  No.16679413

Sonic the RPG for the DS


afc92f  No.16679467

>>16673067

>>cant have a department advising what would be best for an appropiate age rating so the sales to get the most sales

So you're justifying Treehouse-tier bullshit because it reached japanese companies. Good to know, i hope Nintendo sends you to jail for using an image of Samus without their legal authorization


f53bb2  No.16679490

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16679413

You're joking, right? That had one of the best soundtracks ever.


a27b41  No.16679496

>>16679263

Quit posting this fucking faggot every time someone doesn't immediately sperg out over companies


032154  No.16679632

File: 2e2464a700c5330⋯.mp4 (4.02 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Sonic 3D Music_ Diamond Du….mp4)


50561e  No.16679688

>>16679496

Hey shillkun.


3fef0d  No.16680172

>>16678911

>All remakes are different to the originals in various ways.

And by toning down on the sexuality of characters, changing the gameplay, story, world, you aren't doing the original much justice.

> It's such an autistic detail it's like you're trying to find any excuse to be angry and this one is it.

I've explained in multiple times in this thread my grevances with the Remake. Toning down tifa's tits is a flaw in the remake and you keep harping on me to let it go when it is a major point as to why this remake won't do FF7 justice. If you and every other mindless fanboy could actually read my posts you would see that.

>>16678947

You might as well call me a pissbaby. You know you want to SJW.

>>16679174

Now that I look back in the thread you're the faggot who wanted me to give up arguing too because I was wasting my life and I need to now take menstral cycles into account when determining breast sizes. Go fuck yourself.

>>16679408

I fundamentally disagree with everything you said. I'll go with animations being well done as the Atlus team really put on 10/10 with style and the plot retardedly cringy. I wanted guns in the game too and other weapons besides the ax, sword, and shield but that is a staple of FE.

All the characters are generic stock fair highschool students with teenager personalities which interacting with them is too much like persona 3 and onward.

I wanted fighting large armies with demifiend, adam, and aleph, and explore concepts of realities and existences.

I didn't want highschool teenagers dealing with highschool teenager problems with a slap of idolshit on it.

I wanted SMTxFE and nothing else; The game was just a huge slap in the face.


17ef88  No.16680728

>>16680172

> I need to now take menstral cycles into account when determining breast sizes.

A) nigger wat

B) The hell did the faggot mean by that in the first place?


3fef0d  No.16680742

>>16680728

Read spoilers in >>16677305


f831ec  No.16681003

>>16680172

>And by… changing the gameplay… you aren't doing the original much justice.

What about when the original is an exceptionally mediocre game broken by fundamental flaws that could be addressed easily without destroying the cohesiveness of the original product? Not saying Squeenix is interested in that or even has the capacity of understanding what was wrong. But still, FFVII is not a very good game.


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3fef0d  No.16681065

>>16681003

I didn't know how broken it could really get. I played it when I was young like FF8 and until much later did I realize you could just break those games entirely. I don't know how much of the original battle system NEEDS to be fixed in your eyes, I thought people learned to appreciate the brokeness of the system over time. How much of they baby SE threw out with the bathwater and brought in a host of new problems, God knows, but I think you and I agree denying turn based gameplay entirely for action based kinda spits in the face of FF and RPG genre with that mentality which I'm not liking one bit.

>But still, FFVII is not a very good game.

It's not my favorite FF either but this is the template for remakes that I'm betting a lot of people are keeping their eyes on and I don't want it getting popular to just completely forego everything that people like about the original games.


df965f  No.16681077

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>>16679496

>WHY WON'T YOU BUY MY SHITTY SJW REMAKES, NAZI?


8387ec  No.16681086

File: 9c5c83dfa3153d8⋯.jpg (319.79 KB, 1600x2812, 400:703, jewish-feminism.jpg)

>>16678947

You're defending feminist censorship.

You can paint it up any way you like, but that's what you're doing anon.


224de1  No.16681095

>>16681065

>but I think you and I agree denying turn based gameplay entirely for action based kinda spits in the face of FF and RPG genre with that mentality which I'm not liking one bit.

This is just wrong. FF has always been at the forefront of innovating battle systems. That means moving past turn-based battle for a more "interesting" or "innovative" gameplay solution. You don't have to like it, but don't pretend like this is departing from what FF has always done.


f831ec  No.16681098

>>16681065

The basic problem with the battle gameplay in FFVII is that the game is just completely piss easy. There's literally two mandatory bosses in the entire game that put up anything resembling a cerebral challenge, and that's on a low-level playthrough. The outcome of the game being piss easy is that all the depth of its materia system and other battle mechanics goes completely to waste. I don't think it would actually be all that hard to revanp bosses and other fights to make them interesting and tactical, but this isn't a task that Squeenix is interested in or up to.

The other issue is of course all the unskippable exposition the game has that makes replayability suck. This would be completely trivial to address. Squeenix of course, being a pretentious cinemaplay developer since and because of FFVII, would never do this.


3fef0d  No.16681109

>>16681095

I would say solid more than innovative (but broken has been talked about so I'm wrong on that). Innovative I would put at Live a Live, Chrono trigger, or Rudra no Hihou during the SNES days.

Innovating on turn based games doesn't mean abandoning it entirely. FFXIII and FFXV are these unworkable homonculus of action and turn based where you can look at other games in the action or RPG genre that does any aspect of the combat better. Modern FF past FFX has done it but it didn't separate itself from turn based like they have been doing it for the past decade. Also it's a remake of a turn based game, I have a problem with that.


958114  No.16681113

File: f0dac3e7150b286⋯.png (251.92 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 3.png)

>>16681098

>The basic problem with the battle gameplay in FFVII is that the game is just completely piss easy.

surprised nobody has put out any kind of master quest or hard-type hacks for it….


9b9380  No.16681118

>>16681113

There's a Hard Type someone at ngplus made but that has its own stopgap imbalance issues with the bosses. Definitely makes enemy encounters more fun though.


50561e  No.16681383

>>16681095

So innovative they used the exact same system for a decade, even appropriating it to other games?


0b6f62  No.16681391

File: 2d3d2924eb0a8f7⋯.jpg (325.52 KB, 1208x1500, 302:375, 81L8-mjNlrL._SL1500_.jpg)

This fucking game right here. This absolute dogshit game fucked up so much that I can't even begin to understand the full depth of it. What's worse is that if completely fucking murdered the previous versions and now all the servers I played on are dead.


b5b33e  No.16681773

File: 2117425ba155bda⋯.jpg (26.55 KB, 460x215, 92:43, 4 is death.jpg)

The only thing that I was happy about was that I pirated this piece of shit.


29f2c9  No.16681787

File: 1528a2eff73953a⋯.jpg (46.68 KB, 460x360, 23:18, IMG_2765.JPG)

>>16681391

Git gud scrub


2ed4f4  No.16681817

>>16677119

>thinking mammaries are just excess fat

Pass highschool biology or have sex


2f7084  No.16681827

File: ace204667c9fb0a⋯.jpg (125.33 KB, 800x928, 25:29, 453066-monster-hunter-worl….jpg)

File: 76a5aa821742fa2⋯.jpg (127.7 KB, 1024x536, 128:67, apex-featured-image-16x9.j….jpg)

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File: 3314fe3f6d7f92b⋯.png (1.82 MB, 1000x1240, 25:31, Fallout_3_cover_art.png)

What, you have hope for the future because all of the other games were good or you just like the franchise?

Fuck you, here's this garbage.


3f9c49  No.16681862

File: 257d7def44120eb⋯.webm (1.45 MB, 640x360, 16:9, movie.webm)

>>16677088

That movie sucked ass.


3f9c49  No.16681863

File: 257d7def44120eb⋯.webm (1.45 MB, 640x360, 16:9, movie.webm)

>>16677088

That movie sucked ass.


ecdc5a  No.16681873

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16681787

>He doesn't know


949825  No.16681900

File: 38c440cd1150c1b⋯.png (41.27 KB, 324x206, 162:103, I fucking hate this game s….png)

>>16681773

god, I still get angry when I remember that piece of shit exists

>>16672233

Mine is pic related, it's a completely broken, somewhat functional, poorly designed, absolutely abhorrent cesspool of a videogame. Over the course of the 80+ hours I spent getting the 100% just to sate my fucking pride I felt nothing but pure, unadultered, 100% distilled and purified frustration and unbridled anger at how awful this game behaves. Artificial difficulty up the ass, broken or straight up non-existent game balance and design, garbage enemy spam and positioning, utterly unfair handicaps on the player, boring and braindead bosses, underwhelming NPCs, a contrived and nonsensical story, the god awful garbage piece of shit stat that ADP is, idiotic maps and environments that feed the enemy position problem, and I deserve to get bullied because I feel for the dumbass "le dlc is the best part!!" meme.

The best and only good part of the game is the sunken king dlc, and even that area has some of the problems I just mentioned, it's just that it's toned down to make it much more palatable for the player. Then I played through brume tower and I just wanted to murder the team of braindead retards who were in charge of designing such a piece of shit garbage of a dlc, it's the main reason I didn't bother to go through the rest of the last dlc, and judging from what a friend told me about that area I'm damn glad I didn't continue further.

I'm pretty much retarded for owning this shit and playing it just for my pride's sake, but I now feel pretty damn justified in calling this piece of shit out for what it is and any of its apologist for the faggots that they are in thinking that this garbage is anywhere close to decent, they probably like to suck hbombercuck's micropenis and believe his stupid-ass """""defense""""" of the game. Fuck, I get mad just thinking about this horrendous excuse of a videogame and it deserves every single bit of the hate it gets.


50561e  No.16681915

>>16681773

Give me a rundown on this. I only really know anything about the first game and Red Alert.


2f7084  No.16681916

>>16681900

See, I feel pretty similarly about Sekiro, but most soulsfags and all of them outside of /v/ at this point have been conditioned to reply to any criticism, legitimate or not with "lmao I bet you didn't even beat the game because it was too hard, lol git gud" so you absolutely can't get through to those fags.


ce7da7  No.16681917

>>16681900

>I must 100% memesouls because muh le ebin gaym0re credxDD pride

<I might be retarded

On this joyous day (You) actually get to pick (2)


b5b33e  No.16681934

>>16681915

>Base building was gone.

>Units are unlocked through multiplayer.

>Campaign was shit and pissed all over Nod players.

Those poor bastards.

>Scrin barely even mentioned

Apparently they just fucked off and never returned

>Some retarded looking units

So, in short. Bad campaign, shit multiplayer, and shit gameplay. It had nothing going for it.


eb5aaa  No.16682004

>>16677085

I get why modern sportsball are shit having played a lot of it, but what's about the genre itself that irks you?


50561e  No.16682047

>>16682004

Anyone with any sense would hate full priced gambling simulators.


eb0680  No.16682071

>>16681900

I 100% it twice, the vanilla (console) and then the sotfs version (pc). I do feel I closed that chapter and never need to ever touch it again.


000000  No.16682083

>>16673067

There is a brazillian anon shilling for the remake of Final Fantasy VII in many boards, sites and social media. He is trying to dismiss any criticism of the guaranteed failure that the remake will be. He is so emotionally attached to the idea of the remake that he tries to derail any discussion about it being shit. It is probably him trying to shill the shitty remake here too.


50561e  No.16682090

>>16682083

Anti-Luciano?


eb5aaa  No.16682093

File: 0f5a2962a3fa919⋯.png (2.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16682047

Aah, I get it, you hate the gachashit aspect and FUT, right? I feel you, brother, they suck major ass. Play some good ol' sportsball game to see what's good about the genre.


f831ec  No.16682154

File: 393aa0c34ec1c7a⋯.jpg (27.52 KB, 541x432, 541:432, Fallout.jpg)

Horrible trash that was iconic of the massive drop in quality genre-wide in the '90s when developers switched to isometric perspectives.


2f7084  No.16682163

>>16682004

Don't play them, but a friend does play an assload of FIFA and I've watched him play a couple of times. He always complains about rampant RNG and the game constantly feels rigged, or has completely retarded mechanics. Such as composure, where if you're down a goal or two, your players start playing poorly. But there's also a handicap/comeback mechanic, so opponent's players start playing like shit if he has a 2 goal lead. You can make the exact same pass ten times, but end up with five different results on where the ball goes and who hits the ball in a header jump, or where it goes after. You can use the precision finishing or whateverthefuck system, land the slider in perfect green, but the player's shooting stat is like 60, so he just whiffs for no reason in particular. It's a combination of all the worst parts of "realism" and arcade gameplay.


ecdc5a  No.16682254

>>16682154

It controlled and played like shit, but the narrative, pacing and the way it ties together is still one of the best in RPGs to date.


183fa8  No.16682326

>>16681827

What exactly is wrong with World? Seems more or less similar to previous titles but I'm new to MH and could easily be lacking the proper knowledge to discern the difference in quality better


13a835  No.16682373

>>16681827

lol, is that fucking speed o sound sonic?


f831ec  No.16682497

>>16682254

>It controlled and played like shit, but

But nothing, go read a book shit eater.


631edf  No.16682507

>>16682326

Please do not get the autists started


2f7084  No.16682522

>>16682326

It's a casual, babbyshit version of Monster Hunter that doesn't have anything that made the previous games good, and gives too much power to the player while taking too much power away from the monsters. The artstyle is shit, the amount of monsters to fight is shit, and the balancing is shit.


b5b33e  No.16682540

>>16682522

Last one I played was Freedom Unite on the PSP. I can only imagine what it would be like on the pc.

Wait, how well does it emulate?


2f7084  No.16682545

>>16682540

Freedom Unite and Portable 3rd emulate pretty much perfectly. P3rd even has a special emulator-only HD version.


631edf  No.16682553

>>16682540

PSP games in general emulate pretty well. If it doesn’t work there’s always p3rd.


ecdc5a  No.16682556

>>16682497

>what is an interactive story

Remind me to never invite you to a D&D game, since you'll be bitching every single micro instant we're not rolling dice. You sure you're not actually a computer?


ecdc5a  No.16682558

>>16682540

I've played MHFU with my friend over netplay using PPSSPP, on Linux. I don't think they can make it much better.


b5b33e  No.16682565

>>16682545

>>16682553

>>16682558

Fuck yeah. I know exactly what I'm doing this weekend. Good to know. Thanks anons.


631edf  No.16682578

>>16682565

How is funlance in FU? I’ve never played it in FU but if it’s good I’d be down to start and play with you.


0b6f62  No.16682583

>>16681787

It's an objectively shit game that vaulve doesn't give a fuck about anymore and now all the servers on css and 1.6 are near dead or complete fucking ghost towns. You're a fucking nigger if you think GO is a good game.


b5b33e  No.16682592

>>16682578

It's been a long time anon. I don't remember much.


ecdc5a  No.16682597

>>16682578

I haven't played it in a while but FU is generally a little slower and more strategic than the other games. Monsters deal more damage, but also attack slower, decreasing the margin for error but making errors easier to avoid entirely. Guarding is important and obviously gunlance has an advantage there.


eb5aaa  No.16682913

>>16682163

>Don't play them, but a friend does play an assload of FIFA and I've watched him play a couple of times.

I know of this shitty type of person who just plays that one game

>He always complains about rampant RNG and the game constantly feels rigged, or has completely retarded mechanics. Such as composure, where if you're down a goal or two, your players start playing poorly. But there's also a handicap/comeback mechanic, so opponent's players start playing like shit if he has a 2 goal lead. You can make the exact same pass ten times, but end up with five different results on where the ball goes and who hits the ball in a header jump, or where it goes after. You can use the precision finishing or whateverthefuck system, land the slider in perfect green, but the player's shooting stat is like 60, so he just whiffs for no reason in particular. It's a combination of all the worst parts of "realism" and arcade gameplay.

Actually, this is something (((EA))) added in modern Feefah just so little Timmy couldn't get his fee fees hurt if you're outplaying him. It's called scripting and basically dictates how much fun you're allowed to have per game, it also happens in single player albeit less regularly, with weaksauce teams being able to outperform stronger ones just cause the game decided to do so. There's no RNG in it, the game deliberately makes things worse the better you play and better the worse you play.

If he wanted a good soccer game, he'd play Virtua Strikers or Super Sidekicks.


50561e  No.16682945

>>16682913

>If he wanted a good soccer game, he'd play Virtua Strikers or Super Sidekicks.

Or Buck Bumble.


e1a28a  No.16683273


a76aef  No.16683353

File: 5b31be92282f9a9⋯.jpg (351.54 KB, 240x184, 30:23, yellowvan.jpg)

>>16673898

That's just the tip of the iceberg, nigger.


73f167  No.16683367

File: 5ec60a1ac4e0262⋯.jpeg (60.56 KB, 450x450, 1:1, 4c3fc777-e296-4af1-8870-c….jpeg)


0d026a  No.16683549

File: dbfd7c398fb6e08⋯.png (1.38 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2032ba1624206aa⋯.png (1.4 MB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Everything about these 2 felt like it was malicious to the games that came before it and that's the worst possible impression on a game that's shown up with such a massive time gap since the last numbered title.

>messes with how stats and balance has worked and only left a mangled broken mess that's one of the most exploitable games in the series since the first game which was made when they should have had decades less experience. (Only fixes it on a very superficial level for what your average person would think to complain about but leaves literally everything else and even makes it worse in 4A)

>Fucked up alignments so bad you can be so neutral you're locked out of neutral and then in 4A scrapped it all to the point the equivalent only applies to a single boss fight in the game and the player may not even realise there was a tally in the first place.

>literally no demon except Minotaur who got a redesign wasn't given an infinitely worse design and it completely opposed series long theming for the sake of having a tokusatsu author spurge out on a piece of paper or have Toku straight injected into designs to replace them

No offence to Yasushi Nirasawa but his designs would have been better if they weren't replacing long standing designs and his talant was directed in the worst possible direction

>First game has 2 dungeons (Naruku and Lucifers palace) everywhere else is a glorified corridor is just a flat town area you got to from the world map but both of these locations are only the size of a segment in previous games dungeons

>Second game has about 3 where the only good one is the last one but doesn't really engage enough

>Sells demons who are the cover models on the fucking game box as DLC

>Practically sells the entire post game as DLC

>Series eventually before pulled back the curtain to be like "Hey we know we have multiple endings but here is a proof that all endings happen but just in a parallel world"

>4A retcons this for the sake of drama? bigging up the shit final boss?

>Final boss of second game is damage gated so the player is forced to go through the bosses shitty dialogue and the instant the damage gate is taken away you practically OTK the boss

>Puts plot points from the second game and injects them into a remake of the last good game made before it to try and drag that down to this games level

>The second games main character design in the first place

I could keep going on but between trying to retcon all games before it, a later remake impacted by it and the knowledge that a remake had to be dragged down and have relation to these two games events forced into it's new endings while giving retcons to the original endings making them into bad ones makes me fully believe that the new staff has a genuine malicious feeling towards what came before.


2f7084  No.16683613

File: 9459c9f7952ca41⋯.webm (10.04 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, FIFA.webm)

>>16682913

>I know of this shitty type of person who just plays that one game

>If he wanted a good soccer game

He doesn't even want to play videogames anymore. Just FIFA. All he does is get upset at FEEFA and whenever I try to get him to play something fun with me, mostly Destiny 2, because he ended up spending like 50$ to get all the DLC, and hasn't played the game for more than two hours he just goes on about how he doesn't feel like playing anything and that he's tired, then goes back to playing fucking FEEFA because "b-but I get good rewards and players and stuff". Even when I do manage to convince him to play something else either just with me, or with our whole friend group, he's just uninterested and doesn't even try, so he gets mad and quits because the game is putting up resistance that he can't blame on the game being fucking rigged.

Every fucking weekend, he plays the retarded Weekend League or whatever, he gets frustrated to the point that he punches desks, screams and slams controllers or his laptop, but he keeps fucking playing it, so he can get some fucking pixel football players to show off to his quite possibly mentally retarded, but most definitely sub 80IQ roommate he plays FIFA with. And he even fucking knows how retarded it is. He constantly says that the game is shit, how all of the time he put in literally fucking disappears when the next game comes out, and he always tells me that he's not going to buy it, that it's bullshit, etc.. But he always buys the next one. Every single time. For the past eight fucking years. His laptop is too shitty to even run FIFA20, so he's going to buy a fucking PS4 just to play FIFA. He's lived five minutes away from me for the past four years as he's been going to college, and I've seen him three fucking times in that period. Because all he does is lock himself in his tiny rented room and "study" for college, and play fucking FIFA.

I know this is pretty blogposty, and I really do apologize, but I genuinely feel like FIFA has rotted the brain of my friend to the point that he's a barely human husk.


00cdcd  No.16683652

>>16672928

Thank you. This game was such a let-down after the masterpiece that was OOT.


a27b41  No.16683681

>>16681077

>>16679688

Actually I think the remake is shit, I'm just sick of seeing that fat fuck with the mole/sore.


f53bb2  No.16683684

>>16683613

>quite possibly mentally retarded, but most definitely sub 80IQ

I'm pretty sure that's the same thing. Also, your friend sounds exceptionally Hispanic.


4c2541  No.16683697

File: ac3a50eb705b091⋯.jpg (24.27 KB, 220x288, 55:72, 56c4947e88a7e300458b465c.jpg)

I wouldn't say I hate this game that hard, but I still can't get over Rayman killing what could have been another masterpiece like the first 2D Rayman game.

>b-but Rayman 2 is good!

Sure, but I'd take another 2D game like Rayman 1 every single fucking day.


f94123  No.16683721

File: 376e171b5a39049⋯.jpg (160.04 KB, 828x728, 207:182, Grafics.jpg)

>>16683697

Not sure why but I actually had more fun with Rayman 2. Dunno if it's just the retarded younger me who was more impressed with 3D or some shit but I played it again recently and I still think it's a top tier 3D platformer.


c7c67f  No.16683751

File: 2681d5b0ee6799f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 87.32 KB, 220x378, 110:189, 220px-The_3rd_Birthday_Cov….png)

We joke a lot on here and exaggerate all the time, but I am being 100% serious when I say that I hated this game so fucking much that even simply having a picture of the cover art saved on my PC for the one and only purpose of posting it here and complaining about how much I hated it makes me actually angry. I hate this game more than I ever thought I could hate media and I paid money to see Batman Forever. I will never forgive the people responsible for this.


f53bb2  No.16683758

>>16683751

I get the feeling that's also how the guy who wrote Parasite Eve the novel feels about it.


473767  No.16683905

File: 962ab86daa6f395⋯.jpg (47.38 KB, 511x432, 511:432, fuck off.jpg)

>>16683751

>kill Aya off in the first five minutes

>upload her little sister into Ayas body

>Aya is dead forever


712ade  No.16683916

File: 3065df564f0138f⋯.jpg (49.88 KB, 460x215, 92:43, littlewitchacademia_chambe….jpg)

>>16673331

>>16672908

>>16673348

>>16674599

>>16677090

Actually I have a proper post, wonderful 101 isn't even a bad game, just not as good as platinum's other titles. Now this is a truly infuriating game.


3c77ac  No.16683924

>>16683549

What's sad is that IV felt like a SMT game the most compared to the travesties that is Apocalypse and Strange Journey Redux.


473767  No.16683965

>>16683924

I don't remember hating SMTIV but I do remember gettin to some part where I just got bored with the game and never touched it again.


3c77ac  No.16683977

>>16683965

Don't blame you, it's pales in comparison to what came before it.


e922de  No.16684286

File: ae1d4f3d50d6a55⋯.jpg (13.61 KB, 150x319, 150:319, FFCCVII-Tifa.jpg)

>>16680172

Tifa's tits in remake are big regardless. They are not smaller than 36DD. While the anime image is H or G cup size, she has been stated to have ideal measurements B92 W60 H88 with DD breasts (FF Ultimania p 533). That was in 2005. Do you go by actual measurements when creating a model, or do you go by the anime image? The earliest concept that matches Tifa's more realistic design is the crises core concept, which used the same measurements. Remake is the same.


b5b33e  No.16684302

This faggot is back. Wonderful.


13c685  No.16684341

>>16684286

concept art ≠ character model in game

The ingame tifa has big tits by the model.

The community regarded tifa as having big tits like the model and most art/fan content has her having big tits.

The devs knew what the fans were expecting and actually made them big during development.

Downsizing her tits now after all these years, pissing off all the fans on purpose, is inexcusable.

The "muh realism" argument doesn't even apply since there are many women with large cup sizes IRL.

This is the same as making a character in the og go from going around in crutch from a leg injury, to having the remake having the same guy go with a wheel chair and a spine injury. Except the guy had a model for a crutch already done, but the ethics committee wanted more wheel chair representation and changed it, only showing the model at the last second in the gameplay trailer to piss fans off. Bet good money you would oppose that shit, but won't this because of "muh realism" or "muh toxic yikes horny males".


e922de  No.16684353

>>16684341

Those are the facts though. I struggle every day realizing that anime is not real. That when artists create a human sized model they use human measurements. Let's talk about the biggest change with how they decreased the size of the eyes. Tifa's eyes should be 2 inches in diameter. Yet, look what they did. Not even an inch!


eb5aaa  No.16684374

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16683613

>"b-but I get good rewards and players and stuff"

I absolutely hate Daily Logins style rewards, fucking busywork just to help the horrible grind, if a game forces you to do so there's probably a better strategy or even just another better game.

>quite possibly mentally retarded, but most definitely sub 80IQ

All modern sportsball players are untermensch, spics or niggers, even back then the jocks who would flock to sportsball were at least intelligent enough to realize the game was more important than the rostershit. I wish we could go back to the times when sportsball games were just fun and had lots of small easter eggs by the devs. Fifa used to be a good series.


3b4f3a  No.16684385

File: b4b90d719755c81⋯.jpg (272.12 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Ow69jCd.jpg)

>>16675466

It's easier to be in denial than to acknowledge the writing on the wall. notice how they all try to make the argument that you're a manchild for liking big tiddies rather than a company changing character design to pander to modernity.


a76aef  No.16684391

File: d6337793887be6d⋯.jpg (60.39 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Sol Pais watching you inst….jpg)

>>16682093

>Wombats

>the player has a womb and is at bat

I get it.


e922de  No.16684400

>>16684385

Hard to get many on board in Tifa's case since the change was made 15 years ago. At the minimum you will get the stated measurements thrown at you and you will realize that square said she was essentially 38DD, which is average breast size today. Modern breast sizes are far larger than they used to be. Anybody who says a B cup represents the average woman has no argument. Go outside, look at women's chests. All of them are quite large.


50561e  No.16684406

>>16683721

It's probably the fact you don't have to beat like 3 stages just to get a basic movement function and then go back to those stages to beat them "for real".


2cd256  No.16684426

>>16683367

Why this one, of all the games?

Why not N64, for kickstarting the whole mess we're in?

Why not Melee, for spawning the most no-fun-allowed playerbase in video game history?

Why not Brawl, for slowing the gameplay down significantly and casualizing it to shit?

Why not Ultimate, for proving that you can get away with cutting significant portions of content and still sell better if you market it right?

Aside for being the first one to do DLC, what the fuck kinda crime did Smash U do to deserve hatred? It's just kinda there, not really much more to it.


771134  No.16684433

>>16684426

It's just a bad game, if that makes any sense.


73f167  No.16685450

>>16684426

>Clusterfuck of Menu

>Forgetable Music

>DLC was dogshit

>Nothing interesting in Solo Mode

>Cringeverse

>No Snake or Wolf but yes Dark Pit because "HaVe YoU EvEr MaKe A GaMe"

>Amiibo

>3 Marth Clones

>Rooster got leaked at the point to lose hype

Smash 4 deserves nothing but hate


50561e  No.16685514

>>16684426

Every game after Melee is just them intentionally making bad decisions just to spite a statistically irrelevant demographic because Sakurai, and Nintendo as a whole really, is an insecure control freak who can't stand people playing a game in a way he didn't intend. I expect the Tao maneuver trick in BOTW to be removed for the sequel and all physics in general dumbed down horrifically.


73f167  No.16685568

>>16684426

>Defending Smash 4

Is your main Bayonetta or something?


3fef0d  No.16685570

>>16684400

Stop appealing to realism when talking about a videogame remake.

Modern breast sizes may have gotten larger but so has modern waist sizes too. Why are these statistics relevant when talking about 1 woman in a videogame?

No not all are quite large. Go fuck off.

>>16684426

>what the fuck kinda crime did Smash U do to deserve hatred?

For me just not adding in obscure nintendo characters that needed love. But that has been applied to Ultimate as well. I hope sakurai goes full retard and puts in sans at this point.


688d82  No.16685668

File: 920eb2773b38f40⋯.png (917.19 KB, 1170x780, 3:2, deus-ex-mankind-divided-re….png)

I don't think there are any games I genuinely hate. I'd rather spend my time playing games I actually like than banging my head on shit games. Pic related is the closest thing I have to a game I despise. Its very existence is insulting.


195d93  No.16685670

>>16683751

>>16683905

Oof, yeah, that one was a massive shitshow.

Literally character assassination.


688d82  No.16685676

File: cbe5cdebf8a6fa1⋯.png (1.7 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, cbe5cdebf8a6fa16307831bf36….png)


195d93  No.16685685

>>16685676

I don't know anon, Gun Loli was a pretty gud game.


9b9855  No.16686881


fd52ea  No.16686947

>>16683549

4 used to be a game I hated beyond all else, but then apoc came along. For all it's fucking flaws 4 sort of tried in it's own retarded ass backwards way. Apoc it didn't even fucking try. It was running down the damn list of cashing in on nostalgia. "HEY REMEMBER THE BETTER GAMES GET THIS DLC GOYIM"

Fucking damage formulas. The MC getting pierce all for fucking free. God damn you can probably list any part of apoc and I can tell you why it's fucking garbage.

You didn't even mention the fucking smirk system.

>>16683924

Vanilla strange journey was the last SMT game as far as I'm concerned. I could tell redux was going to be a shitshow, but I didn't predict that much of a shitshow. As a side note big ups to atlas for also ruining radiant historia. I can't get over them completely invalidating the entire plot.


29da02  No.16686969

File: 3f5476ff93b6f9f⋯.jpg (195.03 KB, 800x1124, 200:281, 230524-crysis-2-windows-fr….jpg)

I still haven't even played the first one for some reason, so it's not because it's a bad sequel. A friend told me to play this and it felt like the embodiment of everything people hate about modern FPS games. Very linear levels, lots of unskippable (i think) cutscenes, generic looking enemies, uninspired soundtrack, (besides the main theme at least) every character sounds retarded, typical 3 weapon limit, slow movement speed, levels have a cluttered look that would make it hard to tell where you're going if not for the arrows holding your hand and telling you exactly where to go at all times.

>>16677236

Is that a bad thing?


b6724e  No.16686990

File: 77468750fa363a9⋯.png (1.89 KB, 584x100, 146:25, there_is_some_hate_that_wi….png)

>>16683751

God, I know that level of hate you're talking about. The game that I despise makes me so angry I don't even want to name it or post it. As though that would be giving it 'too much.' Realistically, I think I just don't want to stir up shit because I've been met with defensive fanboys every fucking time I criticize it on here. Either way, it brings my blood to a boil. It made me genuinely depressed for a while at first, but the hate alone was enough to help me power through it and keep going.


50561e  No.16686996

>>16686990

Just post it you pussy.


2de318  No.16687029

>>16685568

>he's still assblasted over Bayo

That explains a lot.


928b46  No.16687092

>>16686990

>Caring about some internet nobodies opinions

Do it fag


6b18a0  No.16687093

>>16676608

why the fuck are you here


fd52ea  No.16687447

>>16686990

I'd guess either warframe, DMC5, runescape, or stalker?


c847f7  No.16687957

>>16683353

>renaming a gif to a jpg

I bet you think dogs born in stables are horses and spics born in taxpayer-funded Arizona hospitals are American too.


bbe3ee  No.16688966

File: 8e3d5be781ec0ea⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 141.93 KB, 1181x1119, 1181:1119, tifa matsu 1.jpg)

File: f0063386b5e59f4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 150.8 KB, 1181x1119, 1181:1119, tifa matsu 2.jpg)

File: e408a31f4a3460e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 143.37 KB, 1181x1119, 1181:1119, tifa matsu 3.jpg)

File: 2e15c1a6bc16e4e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 149.17 KB, 1181x1119, 1181:1119, tifa matsu 4.jpg)

File: fd6b6f966c9d2be⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 182.18 KB, 1181x1119, 1181:1119, tifa matsu 5.jpg)

>>16673898

yo ill be totes honest i just saved it and didnt know it was animated until i opened it in a new browser but here have the full picture set

>>16677350

I assume it's because he put it on twitter, but that's just a guess.

>>16687447

I think it's something older and more unquestionably popular, like MGS3 or Deus Ex or StarCraft.


41c0d5  No.16689712

>>16673352

Fags like you are why v is called veddit.


41c0d5  No.16689737

Doom 2016 sucks and I hate the hype on it. The latest one is gonna also suck.




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