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File: 65edcfdf56d5bfb⋯.jpg (26.61 KB, 500x375, 4:3, show-photo.jpg)

139e34  No.16583271

Hello, good evening, hello everybody, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't mean a thing, like loot box percentage drop

let's move on to our next game, Scene from a Hat. before the show we asked some anons to write down things we can put in this hat here for our performers to act out. the first one is……

"Things you can say while playing vidya, that you can't say about your waifu"

fuck you mod stop be a no fun allowed cunt

97ec20  No.16583272

These threads were never deleted before. What gives.


1a74f2  No.16583273

>this gets deleted constantly

>obvious cuckchanners and goons swarming every other thread go ignored despite filing dozens of reports


6e52bb  No.16583291

>>16583272

Yeah don’t know. Posted 3 times already my answer, janitor are trigger happy recently. I want my points OP fuck you

“I will just use it and then refund it”


139e34  No.16583298

File: e77cde813a1f0aa⋯.gif (785.55 KB, 224x168, 4:3, tenor.gif)

>>16583291

i suppose rules on /v/ are like this game point. they just dont matter

heres 400 points to stick around tho


2eda66  No.16583312

>>16583298

Fucking finally. And I’m gonna use also last thread phrase

“What is this bug filled piece of shit?”


813c2a  No.16583325

"I'm five starring you baby"


5a7f88  No.16583326

>>16583271

>"Things you can say while playing vidya, that you can't say about your waifu"

Too short.


376fca  No.16583329

>>16583291

>janitor


83217d  No.16583330

Isn't this the fourth?


97ec20  No.16583331

>>16583271

>"Things you can say while playing vidya, that you can't say about your waifu"

"I've beaten it many times, but it never gets old."


785d57  No.16583336

>>16583271

"It's been years, but this really held up."


139e34  No.16583337

File: aaf86989ef83f82⋯.png (762.08 KB, 1200x850, 24:17, 850-8.png)

>>16583330

naaa just the third but still, its annoying how instead of let it die if no one wants to shitpost they 404 it

>>16583331

>>16583326

>>16583325

>>16583312

>>16583291

>>16583331

>>16583336

we are starting to gain some good answer here. 800 points to all of you anons, for our next line:

"videogames quotes that will make sex awkward"


5a7f88  No.16583347

>>16583337

"Why are we here, just to suffer?"


76a485  No.16583355

>>16583337

"HOLD IT!"


320098  No.16583358

>>16583337

"not yet snake, it's not over yet!"


5ca7ef  No.16583368

>>16583337

Snake, what happened? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!!!


ba7a48  No.16583375

File: 5e15600e5d452f5⋯.jpg (18.79 KB, 272x368, 17:23, 5e15600e5d452f5f802d7a976f….jpg)

I don't get how this game works


f9bfca  No.16583378

File: 99ed49c7f0d85cb⋯.jpg (61.61 KB, 631x1000, 631:1000, 1scfnl9i63w01.jpg)

>>16583337

"A man chooses, a slave obeys"


97ec20  No.16583381

>>16583337

"Well, off to visit your mother!"


033da2  No.16583384

Are you a boy or a girl?


9d5e1e  No.16583394

>>16583337

"Wood, please."

"GOLD, Please."


139e34  No.16583398

File: d211ba09113c0b5⋯.gif (468.69 KB, 320x240, 4:3, giphy.gif)

>>16583347

>>16583355

>>16583358

>>16583368

>>16583378

>>16583381

>>16583394

>>16583384

quality suff right here. makes me laugh as much as when Todd ask me to buy skyrim

"things you say to your friend when you just caught him playing with an ouya console"


76a485  No.16583407

>>16583398

"Can It run Crysis?"


5a7f88  No.16583411

>>16583398

"It has games?"


cff45c  No.16583414

>>16583398

How much did they pay you to take it?


9d5e1e  No.16583419

>>16583398

"I don't think you're invited to fuck my sister no more."


9d5e1e  No.16583421

>>16583398

"It runs even better out a window."


f9bfca  No.16583424

File: 12c886a9f0eb404⋯.png (72.56 KB, 400x395, 80:79, p9bjx5ys4a1qg56ojo1.png)

>>16583398

"You been dumpster diving again, haven't you?


401537  No.16583426

>>16583398

"I wasn't expecting the Special forces"


139e34  No.16583447

File: 8aba6b27ce124d4⋯.jpg (33.41 KB, 720x400, 9:5, 1444135982670.jpg)

>>16583421

>>16583424

>>16583411

>>16583407

>>16583414

gems, gems in the rough. almost as good as ace combat.

the first thing that comes to his mind when the CEO of EA wakes up


139e34  No.16583453

File: 13aee5179c85174⋯.png (264.79 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1474766690258.png)

>>16583424

oh and extra 300 points for pic related answer to this anon


401537  No.16583454

>>16583447

"I'm in the game"


5a7f88  No.16583458

>>16583447

"Where are my foreskins?"


cff45c  No.16583460

>>16583447

"One of these days, I'll look up what these 'video games' are."


1eb833  No.16583465

File: 4b4325f41a2cea4⋯.jpg (24.28 KB, 680x412, 170:103, 4b4325f41a2cea429d5b7fd583….jpg)

"That was the worst climax ever."


1eb833  No.16583470

>>16583447

"Where's my jerry can?"


9d5e1e  No.16583471

>>16583447

"I can ruin even more childhoods without having to rape."


dfba60  No.16583477

>>16583447

"How can we monetize fantasy football?"


7ae531  No.16583508

>>16583447

“Am I the bad guy?”

“No, it’s the consumers who are wrong.”


7097bf  No.16583546

>>16583447

Baruch atah Adonai, eleoheinu makach haolam…..


1abe14  No.16583636

File: 1ef5ea2bebb1ccb⋯.mp4 (897.05 KB, 202x360, 101:180, hairspray.mp4)

>>16583447

"Have you ever seen a raging fire and thought, "How can this benefit me?""


139e34  No.16583765

File: e0d584e6eb4c302⋯.jpg (14.26 KB, 480x360, 4:3, latest.jpg)

>>16583546

>>16583636

>>16583508

>>16583477

>>16583471

>>16583470

>>16583460

>>16583458

>>16583454

good work, good work everyone. 1000 points for the jewish suggestion. this surely have shown the potential we can have

People you don't want showing up at your LAN party


f7c7d4  No.16583767

>>16583447

"2 bags of queer and a cold one"


f7c7d4  No.16583770


c10420  No.16583826

File: d702d6fcb4aa7f0⋯.webm (2.97 MB, 800x332, 200:83, kenau reeves gets into fe….webm)

>>16583765

Kenau Reeves.


7ebc6a  No.16583875

>>16583765

"The Razer kid whose hardware causes a constant green glow in your peripheral vision when you're trying to play Quake"


57005f  No.16583880

>>16583770

Fuck you


b13b15  No.16583901

File: 4676ff094f4ec3e⋯.mp4 (8.32 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, HACKED.mp4)

>>16583765

Uncle Vlad. He has mad cheatz.


5a7f88  No.16584044

>>16583765

♂Girls♂


4858ba  No.16584467

>>16583765

"Hey, you don't mind if I bring over my girlfriend, do you? She's through dilating today!"


959611  No.16585666

>>16583765

Todd Howard.

"Sure, these games are OK, but they're no Skyrim."


139e34  No.16585764

File: e5d598a280d3a74⋯.jpg (13 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>16584467

>>16585666

>>16584044

>>16583901

>>16583875

>>16583826

>>16583770

awesome stuff, i can see a pattern here

Unlikely things to hear from a jewtuber


959611  No.16585778

>>16585764

"I genuinely enjoy this game and am not just underpaid PR."


5a7f88  No.16585819

>>16585764

JUST BUY THE DAMN GAME SO I CAN GET PAID


d721e5  No.16585896

>>16585764

"Jewtuber" you pretty much answered it yourself. Anything critical or exposing about Jews.


13f456  No.16585947

>>16585764

"I just realized I'm defending this corporation for free"


6a7446  No.16586100

It's a physical, real, and tangable thing


ebc93f  No.16586108

>>16585764

"It's just a fucking hallway simulator, where's the gameplay?!"


76a30a  No.16586203

>>16585764

"This is TOO easy, let's crank up the difficulty!"


e720c8  No.16586210

>>16585764

"Guys, I just got a job!"


ac6a20  No.16586234

>>16585764

"that wasn't scary at all."


d721e5  No.16586279

>>16586210

Repzion did.


65c713  No.16586288

>>16585764

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER


905353  No.16586295

>>16585764

"I see nothing wrong with adblock"


7ebc6a  No.16586433

>>16585764

"Thanks guys, my ad revenue is finally stable and you don't have to donate directly to me anymore!"


37d93a  No.16586586

>>16585764

"There's no need in giving me likes and subscribing to my channel."


23aa6c  No.16586597

>>16585764

Im not Jewish


5a7f88  No.16586638

File: 14cd2e44f57b029⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 10.25 KB, 259x194, 259:194, mogamu.jpg)

File: 7fe39ab2b190918⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 148.22 KB, 600x281, 600:281, poor little black guy.jpg)


f5b01a  No.16587155

>>16585764

I'm leaving youtube, you can find my future videos for free at the link in the description.


d82611  No.16587233

>>16585764

"I'm straight."


67900e  No.16587307

>>16585764

"Despite being only 13% of the population…"


88e14b  No.16587375

Did OP get banned and replaced with Aisha Tyler?


1832a3  No.16587398

>>16585764

"Please dislike and unsubscribe"


8bafe8  No.16589618

>>16585764

What a fucking nigger. Oh Wait


89118a  No.16589629

>>16585764

"I'm grateful for all the support. You guys are great!"


35eadd  No.16589805

>>16585764

"She was over the age of consent."


8a0242  No.16589840

>>16585764

"I don't need donations, fuck off."


139e34  No.16589855

File: b1b057b01abaaff⋯.jpg (84.06 KB, 1597x887, 1597:887, FOMnvaG.jpg)


b13b15  No.16589865

>>16589855

"Hey did you see, Sonic is finally getting a movie?"


35eadd  No.16589875

>>16589855

"Wanna suck my soybeans baby?"


d8e954  No.16589877

>>16589855

"Bing bing! Wahoo!"


1832a3  No.16589895

>>16589855

"You wanna dilate together?"

Also

WHERES THE UNECESSARY GUEST STAR THAT COMES OUT AND GOES BACK LIKE FIVE TIMES DURING THE THIRTY MINUTE SHOW ALONG WITH THE ALREADY PRESENT GUEST COMEDIAN FUCKING OVER THE PREMISE OF THE SHOW?!

Remember to bully wayne more and forget to be funny, bugger I hate the new show bring drew back.

>>16589855


9e3ee6  No.16589897

>>16589855

>"I also hold the world record for quickest speedrun between the sheets."


ef1942  No.16589907

>>16589855

"Just close your eyes and bite the pillow, don't be transphobic."


8a0242  No.16589993

>>16589855

>>16589855

"Hey, what is your Resetera ID?, I'll tell you mine!"


d82611  No.16590096

>>16589855

"You look so easy, even Dean Takahashi could probably get with you."


e01a83  No.16590110

>>16589855

This dude sucks. Wanna do a better speedrun at my parents' house? I got soymilk and Doritos


139e34  No.16590151

File: d165db922d87e90⋯.jpg (72.12 KB, 640x440, 16:11, 130715mag-aisha-tyler1.jpg)

>>16590096

>>16590110

>>16589993

>>16589907

>>16589897

>>16589895

>>16589877

>>16589875

>>16589865

thats good, thats good. i will give 300 points to all of those who implyied gays or no woman in the event

Topics of discussion that always ruin a vidya party


c1115a  No.16590200

File: ab8860af3e11b69⋯.gif (2.59 MB, 320x180, 16:9, 14180700498860.gif)

>>16590151

Kojima.


a29186  No.16590212

>>16590151

Politics


3d299f  No.16590218

>>16590151

"Independant is the best ending in New Vegas, prove me wrong."


8a0242  No.16590240

>>16590151

Waifu's


35eadd  No.16590247

>>16590151

Video games.


1832a3  No.16590249

>>16590151

"So what's your favorite moba?"


4a32b0  No.16590258

>>16590151

Why do women in videogames have to look so . . . Ugh?


f7c7d4  No.16590272

File: e52594fd5f33b6d⋯.jpg (83.44 KB, 900x600, 3:2, MAXIMUM OVERCOMFY KOT.jpg)

>>16590151

How much you want to fuck the host's hot mom.


1ddcfc  No.16590283

>>16590151

"what do you mean oddjob isn't fair"


d82611  No.16590298

>>16590151

"So hey, did you see this year's new FemFreq video?"


550bb5  No.16590462

>>16590151

Pedophilia


b06b68  No.16590542

>>16590151

"Hey, do these brownies taste like squid to anyone else?"


4858ba  No.16590584

>>16590151

"Have you seen ProJared's penis, anon?"


139e34  No.16590619

File: 4ba0f29ecd89e6e⋯.jpg (41.81 KB, 495x330, 3:2, whose-line-31.jpg)

>>16590542

>>16590584

>>16590298

>>16590283

>>16590272

>>16590258

>>16590249

>>16590247

>>16590240

>>16590218

>>16590212

>>16590200

good material all over here! cant say that full/v/ doesnt have quality players

Things you shouldn't say right after CO-OPing with someone for the very first time


4858ba  No.16590626

>>16590619

"Thanks for the help, dad."


c1115a  No.16590639

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16590619

DNO IBANOE CYKA BLYAT


550bb5  No.16590669

>>16590619

Can I see you naked now?


73a9da  No.16590687

>>16590619

"Let me turn off my voice changer real quick"


c04b96  No.16590693

>>16590619

“Only 9 more levels and I’ll let you see your loved ones again!”


d569a9  No.16590765

>>16590619

"Sorry I've gotta go. My wife's boyfriend want to play now"


6e410d  No.16590855

>>16590619

"That was amazing! Want do it again?"


d82611  No.16591040

>>16590619

"Why don't you have a seat over there."


1832a3  No.16591139

File: 2af9415ad66d133⋯.webm (4.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, returningToMotherBase.webm)

>>16590619

Great work man! How about an athletic butt slap?


974eb1  No.16591165

>>16590619

"Pass me the controller and Il get you through that part."


9d5e1e  No.16591198

>>16590619

"I know another way we can both win together"


7097bf  No.16591251

>>16590619

Don't forget to follow me on Twitch!!


b7d114  No.16591438

>>16583636

Why the fuck was the entire inside of that car highly flammable


1832a3  No.16591451

>>16591438

Weren't you watching? Person in the back sprayed some hairspray right as the person in the front went to light a smoke. The spray hit the fire and ignited all the spray in the car.


67900e  No.16591455

>>16590619

"Say, have you ever read Siege?"


a94f2a  No.16592281

>>16590619

>"So…a/s/l?"


11e603  No.16592282

>>16590619

"Have you ever heard of 8chan?"


d684e0  No.16593621

>>16590619

Keep the change.


8857eb  No.16594324

>>16590619

You play almost as bad as my sister, but you suck dick better


25af77  No.16609128

did OP abandon us?




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