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File: e9988439c77d6bd⋯.jpg (1.18 MB, 1280x1818, 640:909, Saints Row.jpg)

File: f1c8883fc969f23⋯.jpg (51.81 KB, 431x500, 431:500, Saints Row 2.jpg)

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ea9249  No.16550961

Saints Row thread, bitches. Time to talk about the greatest GTA game of all time: Saints Row 2.

We can also talk about the other games in the series, but really, 2 is the important one. The others are novelties at best.

Also Agents of Mayhem, if anyone here actually played that. It's actually kinda sad how dismally it performed.

a777ba  No.16550984

File: 5d2c3db3e505162⋯.jpg (15.06 KB, 613x587, 613:587, 5d2c3db3e5051627662b0bade5….jpg)

>can't give femboss F-cups in SR2


ea9249  No.16551001

File: b9cab6f92ba65e1⋯.jpg (14.93 KB, 210x240, 7:8, johnny-gat-saints-row-2-31….jpg)

>>16550984

Okay, I'm gonna get this out of the way now because I fucking hate admitting it: as great as SR2 is, it's easily the fucking ugliest game out of all of them. The textures are blurry and look like they had an ugly gradient filter put over them, the NPC rigs look boney and disjointed, everyone's faces look wrinkly and gross. It hasn't aged well.

Saints Row 3 is like a worse version of 2, but it looks great and you can make much prettier waifus in the character creator. Saints Row 4 looks beautiful but it's so different from everything else I almost don't wanna bother even bringing it up.


ea9249  No.16551009

File: 2f774426917602d⋯.jpg (254.56 KB, 800x1296, 50:81, Sons of Samedi.jpg)

>>16551001

And the fact that it's ugly has nothing to do with the technology they had at the time, there are a ton of visual design choices that just seem, off. Like the fashion of various NPCs is pretty terrible. Everyone dresses like a 50-something dad getting ready to go to Epcot Center. The sole exception to this are the Ronin. The Ronin look badass, even if they also look like bees.


1dee73  No.16551020

>>16551001

I like they way it looks, its got a charm to that style

>SR3 and 4

>better looking than 2

>SR4 looks beautiful

are you graphcs whores blind as well as niggers? 4 is the exact same shit as 3, so how can it look better if its the exact same shit?


b3f922  No.16551024

>>16550961

I pirated AoM and deleted it later that same day. Was not shocked to later hear it sold like shit.


ea9249  No.16551032

>>16551020

>4 is the exact same shit as 3

Not if you play the Next Gen version. The added shaders and bloom effects make it look gorgeous.

Of course, it's for the Xbone/PS4 console release, so I respect you completely if you weren't even aware of it.


cafe3b  No.16551043

The next game should be a Saints Row: Vice Kings prequel. Accomplishes wiping the slate clean of all the shit SR3 did without actually rebooting it.

>>16551001

Agree. While the gameplay is fantastic, SR2 looks like a late PS2 game a lot of the time and girls always come out ugly.


063614  No.16551047

Wasn't Agents of Mayhem a broken mess? Either way the series is in need of a desperate reboot, especially what they did after 2. It'd be laughable if it wasn't so disgusting.


1dee73  No.16551051

>>16551032

>a few extra shaders and bloom makes the game look good

<on console

poor graphics whore


ea9249  No.16551062

>>16551047

>Wasn't Agents of Mayhem a broken mess?

It was jank on release, and the confusing way it was marketed combined with the incoherent delivery of the simple storyline only made things worse. It needed more development time but Violition was having financial troubles or something. Sad.

>>16551043

Saints Row has gotten so silly that you could literally have all the characters travel back in time to just after the second game and nobody would bat an eye. Shit, you could just make a sequel to 3 where half the people who were supposed to be dead and inexplicably alive and nobody would care.

By making the series so retarded, they actually created a pretty clever way to write themselves out of any corner.


f314f4  No.16551072

SR3 was one of my biggest personal gaming disappointments of all time. Admittedly I didn't know much about it before release as I wouldn't check out any trailers or anything, but I just assumed it'd be a logical evolution of SR2. Boy that was a kick in the balls.


ea9249  No.16551111

>>16551032

Also, this probably doesn't count for much, but the guns in SR4 looked much better than they did in SR3. 4 had real guns that you could even customize the appearance of, whereas everything in SR3 looked like pipe guns built from pieces of broken septic tank.


6baf2d  No.16551112

Reminder that classic Shaundi is best Shaundi, not bitch Shaundi.


ea9249  No.16551121

File: 64bb049ea0c6162⋯.jpg (489.35 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Shaundi.jpg)

>>16551112

I'll fuck both of them. Hatefuck NuShaundi and leave her tied up in my closet like the dirty bitch she is and she'd love it, meanwhile I'd make love to Classic Shaundi and snuggle on the couch with her eating pot brownies and watching game shows.


9a671d  No.16551156

File: ce52779b0ea2af7⋯.png (92.38 KB, 889x314, 889:314, 1fe31a86a835ce3fb77efa5993….png)

We'll probably get a SR5 announcement at E3. Hopefully it isn't as bad as the halfchan "leak" is.


727722  No.16551157

can mods even manage to fix sr2's port or do I need to play it on xbox?


6baf2d  No.16551181

>>16551156

Would there be a reboot like it was suggested with the Hell game endings?


6e6196  No.16551194

>>16551121

Classic Shaundi is a meth head, dirty fucking crack whore. Enjoy your waifu, you nasty fucker.


719db2  No.16551198

>>16551156

I suspect Volition doesn't have any more ideas for saints row, and IF they're even making the game they're only doing so because Agents of shit bombed that hard. So the fact that this new game is just a weird amalgamation of 1 and 2 wouldn't surprise me.

>>16551181

It has to be, there's simply nowhere else for them to really go with the fucking earth blown up.


ae62fc  No.16551200

>>16551156

I hope the character customization is back to the good old SR2 standard or better like APB.


6cec0e  No.16551347

>>16551200

I hope it's kinda still non politically correct, lewd outfits, breast slider, all of that other shit. I might enjoy it like SR2 and I think because people compare that to San Andreas and the "old times" sadly I never tried it in the first place.


b3f922  No.16551389

>>16551198

>nowhere else for them to go with the earth blown up

They have a time machine. They can undo whatever they like. Then to add a new villain/adversary just add some C&C Red Alert style "we fucked up the timeline and now (insert whoever) is a threat.". That said, I don't really want this. They changed the Boss too much after 2.


ea9249  No.16551473

>>16551156

>The Saints are now a righteous vigilante gang

Makes sense, it was clearly where the series was headed anyway. It was Julius' original intent, and with Gat Outta Hell teasing that alternate universe where everybody was a cop, and with Saints Row 4 and AoM making them literal superheroes, it seems like a fitting choice.

>Realistic, gritty tone

Please, god, no. Nobody wants a dour, depressing SR game. The fact that they're fighting a big corporation and the game is set in a impoverished, dying rustbelt city makes me fear the game would be filled with gray and brown gloom and take itself way too seriously. I know people want a more grounded game after all the wackiness but that would take it way too far in the other direction.

>>16551198

>There's simply nowhere else for them to really go with the fucking earth blown up.

You're severely underestimating the brazen, unapologetic retardation of the franchise. Agents of Mayhem had nothing to do with anything but still had major Saints Row characters, just with altered backstories. Johnny Gat, for example, was no longer a widower and instead a triple-divorcee. Why? Because fuck it.

They could literally just make a sequel to any of the first three SR games with no explanation, or make something entirely new. Have everyone acknowledge the earth blowing up and then laughing it off. That's how goofy the series has gotten.


17607b  No.16551573

Is it that hard to recapture that magic of SR2 but also making it look good for waifus and give it a good port?


719db2  No.16551680

>>16551573

>Is it that hard to recapture that magic of SR2 but also making it look good for waifus and give it a good port?

>>16551473

>They could literally just make a sequel to any of the first three SR games with no explanation, or make something entirely new. Have everyone acknowledge the earth blowing up and then laughing it off. That's how goofy the series has gotten.

Oh right, there's always that option. Guess the only reason they haven't tried that yet is because of AoM.

>gritty tone

It's more likely that the game's gonna be less 'grit' and more 'turn Dane Vogal into a Trump stand in'.


7c44a3  No.16551869

>>16551573

>Is it that hard to recapture that magic of SR2

Hard insofar as there was no gimmicks, or wacky setups, or cheap nostalgia points to cash in. Saints Row 2 worked because it had great writing, and an absolute shit ton of content. You can't cheat that, and you can't just make the boss the president, or a pirate or some other stupid gimmick to make up for that.


ea9249  No.16552421

>>16551680

>'turn Dane Vogal into a Trump stand in'.

Shit, and he was already a lot like Trump to start with.

>>16551869

I actually thought the writing in Saints Row 4 was pretty good, or at the very least they handled characterization well. The old characters actually felt like themselves again, and the new characters actually had personalities.

The problem with 4 was, despite its good writing, it was also an overly wacky mess. They also couldn't bring back Fuzz due to "coding problems" which was a gut punch.

>>16551194

Shut your whore mouth, fucker. Shaundi never did anything harder than American-grown marijuana… and Loa Dust, but Loa Dust is just pot mixed with paint thinner anyway.


ea9249  No.16553488

File: 3df69d09b647716⋯.jpg (56.57 KB, 450x300, 3:2, 20081118-_g2g0139.jpg)

>>16551121

>You will never have classic Shaundi give you a double footjob and let you cum all over your feet, then make NuShaundi lick it all off while she gags and trembles in impotent rage before bursting into shameful tears because she's getting turned on


a8ce4d  No.16553513

File: 0568996b7d5b621⋯.jpg (179.03 KB, 1363x762, 1363:762, Julius_Little_Canonized.jpg)

>>16551157

just get gentleman of the row, i had no issues with the port relatively speaking

i hope for a sr1 port, it's still my favourite due to the characters/more "grounded" story but i get two is near enough superior in every way


5fa57a  No.16553521

Its been a long time since I played the game but doesnt the difficulty of the game only come from that the missions spawn you already surrounded by enemies?


9dabf5  No.16556297

File: ed00625db9d6b7a⋯.jpg (32.28 KB, 535x535, 1:1, ohbother.jpg)

>>16552421

>huffing paint thinner laced pot out of a lightbulb

>waifu material


3579bd  No.16556366

File: 5e979d5ac14a773⋯.png (185.55 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 5e979d5ac14a773e0370ce19ec….png)

>>16552421

>Loa Dust is just pot mixed with paint thinner anyway

Wait really? I was wondering what the fuck made that shit special compared to normal pot.


41f2d6  No.16556387

File: 782f9dffde377d8⋯.png (450.26 KB, 500x571, 500:571, 1427993425401.png)


cf86c1  No.16556390

>>16550961

>Agents of Mayhem

Imagine an open world you will only use to go from one mission to another, one dungeon repeated ad nauseam for the entire story, and nothing but boring 3rd person bullet sponge cannon fodder as enemies. Such a slog.


6be1d0  No.16557048

>>16551156

Can't we at least bang Lin in this one?


f38c20  No.16557078

File: 39b61defdd46ce5⋯.png (585.4 KB, 1096x1000, 137:125, 5d1314a88dda67bf823c0e1f25….png)

>>16553488

Hello /cuckquean/.


ea9249  No.16557783

File: d0bc9917560ca37⋯.jpg (13.15 KB, 314x212, 157:106, Got Dust, Will Trave.jpg)

>>16556366

The writers dance around actually naming whats in it, but the named ingredients are acetone, gun scrubber and "some really good pot."

Basically, if this shit were real, it wouldn't get you high, make you puke your guts out and ruin some perfectly good pot.


331b6c  No.16557957

>>16551198

>nowhere else for them to go with the earth blown up

One of the Gat out of Hell endings also shown them invading a hostile alien planet.

>>16551112

>Work in a show where she picks who would she get to fuck

>Becomes a massive cunt out of it instead


ffaf4a  No.16557963

>>16557783

Sounds like a retarded way of dissolving the THC crystals off the weed, even though there are much easier and cleaner methods of doing so.


725201  No.16558003

File: 64469d3cc95cdfe⋯.png (410.64 KB, 579x646, 579:646, 1449488952495.png)

>>16557783

Thanks for giving me ways to shit on pot heads


2e2345  No.16558565

Even if they are going to re-make SR, I hope they at least return the unique animations for pedestrians, like the Barbershop Quartets that you see sometimes in SR2


ea9249  No.16558793

File: 50802c6c3f32f86⋯.jpg (30.75 KB, 539x412, 539:412, DVZgyGLXkAAwNSe.jpg)

>>16551473

>Johnny Gat, for example, was no longer a widower and instead a triple-divorcee.

Actually, I looked it up and apparently, AoM was supposed to be the canon continuation of the "Cop Reboot" ending. Meaning his first failed marriage was Aisha dying in the old universe.

>Johnny battled the armies of hell, God erased all the tragedy from his life and there was nothing standing in the way of his marriage to Aisha, only for it to end in divorce anyway.

>He even tried to find love again and it didn't work.

I really didn't need to find this out.


b1478a  No.16558839

Oleg is best boy


0568c5  No.16558878

Man 2 was so fun with a friend.

We both made the same guy: fat Australian with handlebar mustache and pink and black afro.

>>16553521

The only mission I remember being "hard" is one where you spawn in a plane on a busy road and get fucked up if a car hits you.


ea9249  No.16571432

File: 8b4b8cadbd99f53⋯.png (212.82 KB, 339x790, 339:790, TEK Z-10.png)

>>16558918

Well, while 3 is overall prettier and the clothing design is better, things like not being able to customize your clothing by layers and less randomization for pedestrians can make it look really dull at times.

Plus, a lot of the guns are fucking UGLY as SHIT. Look at this piece of shit right here, it looks like they cobbled it together from rusty furnace parts and toilet piping. They call it the "TEK Z-10." Aka an SMG that shoots fire and still isn't cool.




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