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c78744 No.16541514
This OP is as low efforts as the games are. At least I hope the green monkey has a cool evo. I hope we don't get another pokemon as awful as goodra was, and I'm hoping the "champion" is actually just the bad guy in disguise.
Maybe, we'll get mega evolution gimmick back.
Another detail I noticed is that they ripped the raid battle feature from pokemon go.
Really uncreative.
Kill me now.
Jesus, what the fuck were they thinking, are pokemon fans really retarded enough to fall for a gimmick as shallow as gigagay or whagever it's called?
Unless they add more features, it looks bland.
I don't even know what they'll do in the next region.
Christ, we are going to get an Israel region at one point and then anons will finally quit the franchise for good.
You've got to be fucking kidding me though, I don't even know where to start.
Other link.
https://invidio.us/watch?v=qQS-t_2JC3E
1382b0 No.16541540
>rival uses the starter weak to yours
>raid battles are multiplayer only and have Pokemon exclusive to it meaning; you don't got friends or an online sub you're fucked and eventually when the switch servers are killed you're fucked
>new gimmick is just a glorified 3 turn long stat boost that just shows off how lazy the animations are
>the "leaked" national dex was fake meaning all the fun new type combos and evolutions of older Pokemon aren't happening
>game freak is continuing with their "we want the mobile audience" design philosophy
At least the porn will be decent
b00fbc No.16541556
>a leaker was right
Aside from original chubby pikachu, this all sounds terrible. I hate the designs and I hate the faggot that did this damage. Fuck you James, and fuck that other little scrawny doctor seuss character looking faggot too.
5e0740 No.16541600
>>16541585
FUCK OFF WAIFUFAG!
7fb3d7 No.16541604
>>16541556
at least farfetch'd gets an evo and it'll look like shit
>>16541585
looks like a damn whore
7ad822 No.16541605
Macrophilia in a mainline pokemon game
Macrophilia in a mainline pokemon game
Korean doctors currently moistened for starfucking a building in half
db7360 No.16541611
Would you fuck a pokemon? Which one?
7fb3d7 No.16541615
>>16541605
>Korean doctors currently moistened for starfucking a building in half
explain
>>16541611
i'd probably only fuck "gijinkas"
01e3c6 No.16541617
>>16541556
>party battle with another trainer who's also trying to catch it
Sure would be a shame if I happened to throw some of this sleep powder at my partner.
5e0853 No.16541619
>>16541615
>He doesn't know about the giant starfox guy from korea
7fb3d7 No.16541626
>>16541617
>Sure would be a shame if I happened to throw some of this sleep powder at my partner.
sure would be a shame if a shiny pokemon would be involved.
7a0e88 No.16541632
>>16541585
100% she fucks Pokemon.
7fb3d7 No.16541653
>>16541632
inb4 there's a new horse pokemon
>>16541636
humanized celesteela is pretty nice
1382b0 No.16541677
>>16541611
Nidoqueen with zero shame
5bb025 No.16541690
763c0c No.16541698
>>16541514
legendaries looking good
efffe3 No.16541702
>>16541540
>At least the porn will be decent
How? All the new trainers are shit.
909714 No.16541704
>20 minute battles
>40 second time limit
Is this a fucking joke?
efffe3 No.16541712
>>16541632
Considering what they did to Lusamine, she will probably be fucking Leon.
aac34c No.16541717
>>16541653
Isn't humanized Pheromosa just Lusamine?
7fb3d7 No.16541720
>>16541677
>cucking Nidoking
>>16541717
>Isn't humanized Pheromosa just Lusamine?
people used to speculate that ub-2 beauty is Lusamine
1382b0 No.16541725
>>16541704
isn't that just for the online battles? I'm pretty sure they had time limits since D/P
aac34c No.16541734
>>16541514
>giganiggachu
This is going to flood porn with gigantism and inflation shit isn't it
7fb3d7 No.16541736
>>16541734
>This is going to flood porn with gigantism
and giga wailord is still gonna be way too small
909714 No.16541740
>>16541725
Yeah, but it's not the point. They have never been so fucking short before.
In Gen 6 and Gen 7 they were an hour long, which discouraged stalling for time and encouraged careful strategic planning. Now by lowering the time limit to be shorter, they're basically killing the competetive scene outright.
1382b0 No.16541749
>>16541739
>open world
It's not open world
>[citation needed]
watch the fucking direct
57cd8b No.16541751
>>16541739
>Thinking we want open world
>Wanting open world
You seem like the redditor around here, faggot.
7a0e88 No.16541752
Really don't like the giga shit. Looks dumb.
909714 No.16541758
>>16541752
It's literally just a worse version of the Megaevolution.
32224c No.16541760
>>>/v/16541739
No (You)'s for you, faggot.
6d53ec No.16541761
>>16541585
Ugly fucking abomination. Fuck off GF apologist.
>>16541702
>>16541540
Fucking this.
This looks like unironically one if the worst games ever made.
>>16541698
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
57cd8b No.16541789
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>>16541776
>Every open world game is trash, because each game is open, and world, and a game.
>Mark Brown of Game Maker's Toolkit: Mark Brown Smells Zelda 1's Wild Breath
Name me one open world game that's good. Pick any one, I'm sure somebody here can tell you why it's trash. Furthermore, it's not actually an open world game, it's got what I call an "open hallway" design, much like Xenoblade and Xenoblade 2 (Xenoblade X is an open world game, for the record, and it's far worse than the other two in a lot of ways).
909714 No.16541795
>>16541776
>Literally a lazier Megaevolution which they don't have to put any fucking effort in because they don't have to design new models, while completely breaking the game as it is implied with the direct that to counter Dynamaxing you have to put out your own dynamaxing.
>That on top of a 20 minute timer.
>Mega Evolution which can be countered with careful planning and actual skills, even if it has his flaws.
No u. Megaevolution is not going to be nearby as broken as this shit is going to be.
>>16541782
Great fucking argument faggot, even if I didn't that wouldn't mean that my arguments are not true.
02bf24 No.16541801
SwSh look literally Sonic 06-tier. Probably will be one of the worst games we'll ever play
7fb3d7 No.16541806
>>16541801
>SwSh look literally Sonic 06-tier.
It's gonna be hella unfinished?
212fc5 No.16541816
>>16541540
>game freak is continuing with their "we want the mobile audience" design philosophy
what are they doing now?
975b1f No.16541821
>>16541585
Damn nigger, how did we go from princess lillie to this whore? I bet she's dumb as a sack of shit.
6f37ed No.16541827
>>16541821
>Damn nigger, how did we go from princess lillie to this whore?
You ever been to Britain, bruv?
7a0e88 No.16541831
Why do the textures look like really really shitty?
7fb3d7 No.16541835
>>16541831
because consumer whores will buy it anyway.
1382b0 No.16541838
>>16541816
more handholding, more pokemon go-like features and less game content
d19298 No.16541844
>>16541831
Welcome to the switch
1382b0 No.16541848
>>16541831
Because game freak can't into 3D
909714 No.16541850
>>16541815
>How does it break the game when it's a 3 turn limit UNLIKE Megas?
Maybe because even it is three turns, they need to make it stronger than megaevolutions for it to be even useful. Otherwise the gimmick is fucking useless with the current rules, and if it is stronger, there will not be a way to balance it.
>The timer is for online battles only, dipshit. That's how it has been since gen 4.
NIGGER, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ONLINE BATTLES RIGHT NOW.
There is NO fucking reason to play Pokemon right now besides online battles. If I wanted to play a good singleplayer monster-catching JRPG I would play Shin Megami Tensei because that game is actually designed well around singleplayer. The only thing Pokemon right now has going for it is the multiplayer.
>Tell us what counter there was to Mega Rayquaza
That's one Pokemon who is also a legendary, which to begin with are supposed to be broken for thematic reasons. One fucking example of unbalanced Pokemon doesn't mean that the entire fucking mechanic is bad, especially if we're talking about a Pokemon that wouldn't be allowed in regular fights even without mega-evolution.
>Mega Kanga
Any fucking ghost type. You do know that Parental Bond was nerfed right?
>Well they aren't true because they're wrong, dipshit.
No u
32480e No.16541851
>>16541789
>Acknowledges everything can be nitpicked by rejecting definitions and substituting your own
<And this is therefore proof the thing I don't like is trash
909714 No.16541853
>>16541840
>Lillie was shit
Your shit taste disgusts me.
9b0345 No.16541879
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>>16541840
I've never played a pokemon game before, but Lilie is the sole reason I want to try one.
bb33ac No.16541880
>>16541514
>The new battle gimmick is just giantess fetish
this can't end well
7fb3d7 No.16541891
>>16541853
Lillie would have been good if she was an ultra beast. As it is, she was worthless. At least her hair isn't as fake as her mom's.
975b1f No.16541903
>>16541827
They could have put more effort into her design, most of us only keep up with this shit thanks to the pokegirls.
>>16541831
It's literally a ultra sun/moon DLC, remember that the SM models had an absurd amount of detail and polygons for a 3DS game, and now we know why.
>>16541840
She's really cute though, i almost didn't mind being forced to help her, you probably only tried the game with the godawful english script, in the original and pretty much every other language sans english she's less annoying, more clingy, but in a cute way and even has a catchphrase whenever she tries to do her best (and fails).
34d0ec No.16541943
>>16541903
I just assumed the obsurd polycounts were game freak being game freak, didn't battle revolution on the wii fucking break if you threw out a bunch of pokemon because the models were too complex?
63af5d No.16541953
>>16541850
>Maybe because even it is three turns, they need to make it stronger than megaevolutions for it to be even useful.
A free, unlimited 100 base stat boost (albeit divided between multiple stats) is much more broken a three turn, currently undefined stat boost of any kind. And there's nothing indicating that this gimmick is either too weak or too over powered. The rest of your post is autismal babbling.
63af5d No.16541957
>>16541943
No and Battle Revolution was developed by Genius Sonority, not Game Freak.
7434f4 No.16541970
Hello, Pokémon look like shit
I suck cock
Epic baste love for shitty VNs
63af5d No.16541984
>>16541970
Aren't haikus supposed to be 5-7-5 syllables?
783d79 No.16542005
>>16541984
Lemme fix it for anon.
Pokemon is shit.
You can't argue against this.
and I fucked ye mum.
Also will this even be better than Let's Go? I haven't followed the pokemon series since fucking X/Y
34d0ec No.16542016
>>16542005
Let's go was just the mobile game but let you play in kanto for fats that can't walk.
32e225 No.16542027
>>16541605
I don't think the guy wants to fug any pokemon. Just Falco from Starfox, Kass from Zelda, and Apollo from Animal Crossing.
a89b50 No.16542038
So, Pokemon X and Y are Super Sentai with digivolutions, Pokemon S&S is now Ultraman Dyna and Ultraman Max. They even name the whole thing "Dynamax".
Does that the next Pokemon will be in Italy and will be focused on Kamen Rider instead?
32e225 No.16542046
>>16542038
What does Kamen Rider have to do with Italy?
t. anon who has no idea about Kamen Rider or Italy
53f142 No.16542053
Macrophiles rejoice.
Isn't the sword legendary just Sif from Dark Souls gayified?
9d6f2b No.16542055
>>16542038
I always thought Gideon's theme sounds like some tokusatsu. Especially the anime version with the trumpets.
Give me some rider pokmon antics, Gamefreak!
63af5d No.16542067
>>16542053
You act like sword dogs aren't a reoccurring thing in vidya
f3a0af No.16542070
>>16541540
I can't wait for the sinnoh remakes
5d8265 No.16542074
Here’s some stuff from pixiv.
7eb9ee No.16542076
>ANOTHER new battle gimmick
Megas were interesting but the whole idea was left half-baked before being dropped entirely. Z-moves were worse, more balanced by virtue of being available to every pokemon but the concept was fucking stupid.
Now they're not even trying anymore. Just enlarging the models and slapping on on some pink visual effects.
On another note, the whole Wild Area thing looks like it's going to be bad in all the ways that Breath of the Wild was bad. Big, empty space without much to do.
I swore I was done with the franchise after the bland and soulless RSE remakes, but I bought Ultra Moon because the idea of freely exploring Ultra Space sounded interesting to me (I will be forever mad about Ultra Megalopohallway and the other Ultra Hallways). I have never been less interested in a new game than I am now.
9d6f2b No.16542086
>>16542076
>new
They're just totem pokemon, you autist.
aac34c No.16542088
>>16541891
Is there any doujin of ultra beast masquerading as Lillie to sex with MC?
9d8283 No.16542093
>>16541514
Where the fuck did that dog get a sword?
Who gave that dog a sword?
I'm sure it isn't legal for Pokemon to carry real weapons in battle.
e5d538 No.16542095
>>16542053
>just Sif gayified?
Forevially so and loving it.
66b4f2 No.16542102
>sword legendary
>instead of being a creature with some blade built onto its body, it's literally just a dog holding a sword
4c727b No.16542109
It looks like Gamefreak is really out of ideas, This shit looks soulless to honeslty idk why the older games feel better maybe I am just nostalgic but I am really not digging this .
9d6f2b No.16542119
>>16542102
You know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking dog with a sword. That's it. They drew a real life dog with a sword and made it cartoony. Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's dog with a sword and put it in the game.
Older pokemon actually had personalities to them. They had quirks that separated them from actual animals. This thing? It's. Just. A. DOG. WITH. A. SWORD.
2646ad No.16542121
>>16541600
I'm sorry your life sucks.
I'm sorry that you paid ten bucks
To use a forum full of cucks.
I know your life sucks
But I still have my ten bucks.
66b4f2 No.16542122
>>16541556
Why do you have to do some gay sidequests before being able to fight a gym, what does sheep herding have to do with having a strong pokemon?
63af5d No.16542126
>>16542076
Megas weren't half baked, the issues with Megas stemmed from the fact they were TOO baked into the overall metagame and story. Like I said before, many of the problems with Megas would be solved by implenting a turn limit and perhaps an HP cost (especially since that would tie into the lore of Megas being strained and hurt by Mega Evolution). Z moves were fine too but the issue with them was that you could use it without much penalty. Having your Z move use most of the PP of the selected move would have helped a bit.
9d8283 No.16542130
>>16542076
They are going to introduce a new gimmick for each generation
>Megas
>Z moves
>Dynamax
I bet the next generation will be something like armored Pokemon
66b4f2 No.16542132
>>16542119
You know what's hilarious, is they chose wolves to be the legendaries in a Britain/Ireland region
Wolves were wiped out in those places by humans hundreds of years ago
63af5d No.16542135
>>16542132
Well that's why they're legendary, anon :^)
2646ad No.16542140
Raid battles are going to suck because I don't have online friends. Still wonder what's up with the Kaijumon.
>>16542132
I think that's why they choose the wolf motif as extinct mythical beasts.
>>16541653
I hope for one of those mine ponies bred to haul carts underground.
9d6f2b No.16542144
>>16542132
>>16542135
Kind of how in PokeFrance the one frog pokemon is a Ninja. I like to think there's a least a little tongue-in-cheek humor in what pokemon are there.
c9b43b No.16542145
>Dynamax
>Normal brain: Cool!
>Expanded brain: They're capitalizing on kaiju
>Galaxy brain: This is macrophilia and they know what theyre doing
Lets no kid ourselves. The games are shit mechanically. The only reason Pokemon exists is because of secondary products and community made porn
add6af No.16542147
>>16542119
How many of these are you going to find online named Sif?
e94f80 No.16542150
The box legendaries look off.
>Both are similar in color
>Quadripeds
>Fur flying in every direction
What was James Turner thinking?
>>16542088
Maybe. I know I've seen chicken-chan get some action with UBs drugging guzma.
cca5e8 No.16542153
>>16542119
The other new Pokemon revealed all look OK, but the legendaries…
9d8283 No.16542162
>>16542150
Shield wolf should as least have red fur.
7fb3d7 No.16542163
>>16542088
No
this is the closest you'll get
>>16542140 Raid battles are going to suck because I don't have online friends.
Maybe they will let you use npcs
7eb9ee No.16542179
>>16542126
Yeah, I agree that the story in XY was definitely written around megas. Me saying they were half-baked mostly comes from the common complaints they get, like that they were given to already overpowered pokemon and that only a few that actually needed them got them. Also because they were dropped so hard in Sun and Moon that the Pokedex entries started shitting on them.
My dislike of Z-moves mostly stems from the posing, not the actual impact they had on the meta. It felt less like tokusatsu and more like some kind of bizarre Japanese take on hula dancing.
cca5e8 No.16542185
>>16541821
>>16541556
Hopefully Marnie is a cute girl since
>>16541585
is too old
>>16542163
>Maybe they will let you use npcs
They confirmed that
60853e No.16542194
Well I guess I'll share my ideal shord and shield themed legendaries.
Sword would be more metaphorical; it would be a huge purple snake beast, think Naganadel crossed with Rayquaza, and would be pure poison or Poison/Flying
It would be really fast and physically strong, its lowest stats would be SpD and HP at about 85 each.
It would have a custom ability called Unstoppable Force that prevents it from switching in, but lets its poison moves deal neutral damage to steel types. Total bst would be 690-700.
Shield would have a ton of HP, like base 180, and all other stats would be fair for a box legendary but speed and SpA would be the worst among them. Again, slightly higher bst than normal, and an ability called Immovable Object that prevents it from switching out in exchange for 10% damage reduction from all damage it takes, or similar.
9d8283 No.16542206
Reminder that James Turner is the art director.
Goodbye Ken Sugimori.
63af5d No.16542214
>>16542206
[citation needed]
9d8283 No.16542223
>>16542214
>[citation needed]
Someone didn't watch the direct.
57cd8b No.16542230
>>16542038
If you buy the Helix Chamber leaks (which by this point have been confirmed by a fucking cat) the inspiration for Pokemon cries came from the distinct cries of some Ultraman kaijus. This is not to mention Pokemon itself being inspired by Ultraseven.
>>16542053
It was that, Bladewolf, or Amaterasu from the Okami series, not that many ways sword dogs can go.
>>16542206
Ken was one of the worst designers, although I admit most of his Capsule Monster pitch designs were some of the best. Atsuko Nishida designed a lot of the more popular Pokemon, although this being /v/ I bet you think most of them suck (and I'll also admit a lot of them probably do). James was in charge of the art for Trozei if I remember. Keep that in mind when you're looking at the new designs, is all I'm going to say.
e17880 No.16542231
>>16542038
>>16542055
>tokusatsu pokemon
You asked for it.
f65a2a No.16542236
>>16542119
>They drew a real life dog with a sword and made it cartoony. Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's dog with a sword and put it in the game.
I wish. If they actually did that, we wouldn't have this tacky disaster.
57cd8b No.16542240
>>16542231
God ReBurst was fucking stupid and yet I've got a use for it
8a9253 No.16542247
>>16542162
It does but not really
b9ee5b No.16542253
>>16542153
I agree, they look shit.
But I wasn't going to use them, anyway.
4cf1d4 No.16542260
Do you see this, Atlus? Why is this so difficult for you?
909714 No.16542266
>>16542119
>It's just a sword
>Ignores the hotwheels track on it's back.
8a9253 No.16542276
Does this mean anything, by the way?
63af5d No.16542286
>>16542223
I did, though. You realize Game Freak has more than Sugimori and Turner as art directors, right?
8a9253 No.16542289
>>16542286
I'm pretty sure it was implied turner was the guy manning in the ship this time though.
1382b0 No.16542291
>>16542276
Like the Ultra Beast comparison; no, it means nothing at all
9437ea No.16542304
I'd be a lot happier if these dumbass raid battles allowed you to solo them using multiple Pokemon.
I legitimately see no reason why Gamefreak couldn't let you throw three to four of your own Pokemon out and let you solo the damn thing.
8a9253 No.16542305
>>16542292
I hope not, the pokemon look extra shit this time around. We'll see.
76e2b7 No.16542321
Why the fuck did they make the champion and rival brown? Is this the end of Game Freak being wholesome and immune to westernization? Are Niantic and Warner Bros throwing money at them to make all the characters dark skinned?
9437ea No.16542323
>>16542310
From what I've been hearing these raid bosses can only be done with like four people at a time, though if in the end they did let you take on one on your lonesome that'd be neat.
Hell they could even add a bit of extra challenge to it. Like if you throw a Pokeball to catch a Pokemon you can't command any of your Pokemon. That way there's a lot more risk involved in being a one-man army.
0eea3e No.16542325
>>16542321
This. Pokemon is pure poz now and there is nothing anyone can do to debate that.
It's all fucking over
1382b0 No.16542327
>>16542321
>Why the fuck did they make the champion and rival brown?
Because it takes place in the UK
4c727b No.16542334
03444c No.16542356
>>16542321
Whos willing to bet, that we won't see any more straight or white characters past this point. SWSH will literally make TLOU2 look like Mein Kampf.
63af5d No.16542357
>>16542321
>I missed the entirety of Gen 5 with its two brown champs
>thinking brown Pokemon people are the same thing as real world subhumans
Also what does Warner have to do with anything?
>>16542323
Well if it's a Pokemon Go raid clone like you sheep keep bleating about there should be an option to solo these raids, like in Go.
7fb3d7 No.16542366
>>16542260
What does it say?
>>16542357
>Also what does Warner have to do with anything?
defective pikachu movie
63af5d No.16542367
>>16542356
>>16542325
>(1) and dones doing the same drone shtick
who could be behind this?
76e2b7 No.16542371
>>16542357
But Iris is cute and I would kiss her. These guys are gross.
53f142 No.16542375
>>16542321
It's the fucking UK, what the fuck did you expect?
63af5d No.16542376
>>16542366
>defective pikachu movie
Detective Pikachu was done by Legendary. The only involvement Warner had was in distribution.
63af5d No.16542382
>>16542371
>a literal treenigger is cute
hilarious you're such a kid :^)
cca5e8 No.16542407
>>16542366
>What does it say?
全世界同時発売
e379f2 No.16542410
796ac9 No.16542424
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>>16541585
>>16541604
>>16541821
Even the instantaneous fan art depicts her whorishly.
63af5d No.16542426
>>16542410
Dynamax Wailord when?
d67f04 No.16542437
Corviknight is great and love it.
I will surely rise one. Hopefully it will be at least staraptor tier in terms of usefulness
aac34c No.16542438
>>16542424
>giant problem glasses
I can already hear the tch
796ac9 No.16542447
>>16542426
Instantly in fan art, of course.
7fb3d7 No.16542454
>>16542426
gonna be too small again
but alolan exeggcutor will totally be allowed to pierce the heavens
63af5d No.16542488
>>16542438
Those aren't problem glasses, you massive newfag.
8be1af No.16542493
>>16542426
>>16542454
>Use the Dynamax band on a Joltik
>Ridiculous increase in size
>Still smaller than a regular Wailord
95214f No.16542499
>>16542424
All girls in Pokemon are sluts to be honest.
9af378 No.16542522
>>16542499
lets face it if anyone ever got transported to the pokemon world, you'd probably fuck everything into submission women and pokemon alike. Its just primal instinct at that point.
57cd8b No.16542544
>>16542522
Honestly if I was sent to the Pokemon world I probably wouldn't even catch a Pokemon. I'd probably just run a Pokeball store, that seems like decent business.
8b2d54 No.16542546
I might play through an old pokemon with some bullshit madeup ruleset. Any suggestions? Nuzlocke? Wondatrades? One pokemon genocide? Metronome only?
95214f No.16542553
>>16542522
Call me a furfag, but I wanna fuck Roserade.
63af5d No.16542556
>>16542546
Randomizer romhacks
9af378 No.16542564
>>16542553
>wants to fuck roserade
>furfag
but its a plant, i dont think that makes you a furfag.
57cd8b No.16542573
>>16542564
I think technically he's a firfag
97d8dc No.16542581
>>16542553
What's so bad about that?
7fb3d7 No.16542595
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>>16542522
> fuck pokemon
only if they're turned into monster girls
9af378 No.16542600
>>16542573
I wont judge if you dont
2b17a1 No.16542607
>the most interesting pokemon in the entire direct was a mareep recolor, everything else was either generic as fuck or looked like mid stage digimon
>game freak was too lazy to even give gigamaxing or whatever it was called unique animations, just made a selection of attack animations and made the models for the pokemon bigger
>the two legendaries are just one legendary but in different outfits
>literally nothing new in the direct looked even CONCEPTUALLY fuckable (seriously, who likes side tails?)
95214f No.16542613
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>>16542581
Because
>fucking a plant
7fb3d7 No.16542631
>>16542607
>looked like mid stage digimon
what digimon do they look like?
95214f No.16542651
>>16542639
Then post some good art, if you're so great.
97d8dc No.16542656
>>16542613
Plants are kind of sexual in their own way
3cf4ec No.16542673
f24408 No.16542679
>>16542631
DIGIFUSION, ACTIVATE!
57cd8b No.16542680
>>16542600
Oh I'm judging him don't you worry.
7fb3d7 No.16542681
>>16542673
just being a blue wolf makes you a digimon?
b0095f No.16542685
>>16542260
You realize that just means that the localization team has the ability to censor the game for all regions, since they've been working on it in development? The Japanese release should be separate from the EOP release.
f24408 No.16542692
>>16542681
It's more of the fact that these pokemon have too much gear on them that doesn't naturally flow with their background, mythos or animal inspiration, last gen did it right. It's just tacked on, like digimon, take the cock out of your mouth, if you're going to suck cock, at least suck mine~
3cf4ec No.16542696
>>16542686
>>16542681
They look very similar to me
7fb3d7 No.16542717
>>16542692
>It's more of the fact that these pokemon have too much gear on them
i can can agree with that.
> last gen did it right.
i'm inclined to disagree, lunala does just not look right to me.
2a6adf No.16542719
>make Sif from Dark Souls a Pokemon
>mfw they give it the Defeatist ability
57cd8b No.16542723
>>16542709
No, you should kill yourself you gigantic faggot. In fact, let's make a deal then. You against me, in whatever way you chose. If I win, you kill yourself. Deal?
3cf4ec No.16542725
>>16542709
>Mark is this very thread RIGHT NOW, wobbling with rage as people shit on Nintendo
>Only because the dynamomaxxxing mechanic directly appeals to his fetish
Marks a fag and a macrophile
57cd8b No.16542729
>>16542725
Did you not see the guy's original post? He was insulting /v/ for not liking open world shit like BotW. In other words, he was defending the game, and Mark didn't like it.
3cf4ec No.16542730
No but really Mark, what are your toughts on the giant pokemon thing, are you preordering?
3cf4ec No.16542737
>>16542729
>Giving a fuck about rigth or wrong on a imageboard
7fb3d7 No.16542738
>>16542730
preordering should be a bannable offense
b0095f No.16542743
>>16542730
>are you preordering?
Of course he is. Mark is a good goy.
efffe3 No.16542746
>>16541903
>It's literally a ultra sun/moon DLC
It literally isn't.
cc4417 No.16542747
57cd8b No.16542750
>>16542737
Being right is literally all there is on an image board, you mongoloid.
7b6de1 No.16542755
>Gen 1: you can buy the game with the plant dinosaur, the fire dragon, the water turtle or the electric rat
>Gen 2: You can buy the game with the game with the rainbow phoenix, the elusive white sea beast or the blue dog
>gen 3: you can buy the game with the green sky snake, red magma beast, or blue whale
>gen 4: you can buy the game with the blue quadrupedal dragon or the pink bipedal dragon or the serpentine ghost dragon with no legs and shadow tentacles
>gen 5: you can buy the game with the scaly red-eyes black dragon or the furry blue-eyes white dragon
>gen 5 round 2:
>same thing but they now look decrepit, are covered in ice and both their eyes are yellow
>gen 6:
blue deer shaped like an X or red wyvern shaped like a Y
>gen 7:
blue night bat or white sun lion or the same thing but with futuristic power armor looking shit
>gen 8
quadrupedal yellow, white, blue and red dog wearing armor or quadrupedal yellow, white, blue and orange dog holding a sword
My point is why the fuck gamefreak greenlit these two as the box legends, nearly every other release had two pretty different choices to pick from, the only one that didn't was BW2 and that would've just been a third version anyway, and USUM did the same thing and still managed to make its two box legends look different. There is no excuse for Gamefreak making two wolves that have only one real difference of one holding a sword and the other wearing armor.
95214f No.16542757
>>16542729
>BotW
I will always like Ocarina of Time and A Link to the Past better and Nintendo will not make new Zeldas as good as those anymore.
Waiting for people to disagree with me.
9d6f2b No.16542758
>>16542522
>Didn't say cunt
It's shit.
efffe3 No.16542766
>>16542757
>Waiting for people to disagree with me.
A Link to the Past is vastly overrated and most other Zelda games are better.
57cd8b No.16542768
>>16542757
I only disagree because one of my favorite Zelda's was the first one, so every time I see somebody liking Link to the Past I die a little every time. I'm basically dead inside at this point, actually. Hell, at least BotW does a lot of interesting things mechanically, shame about the whole game thing though, but I was expecting that at this point. I guess what I'm saying is I want a remake of the first Zelda in the BotW engine. I'll take whatever Monolith Soft is doing though, it's bound to be at least alright as long as it's not a Xenosaga situation where everything goes wrong.
97d8dc No.16542777
>>16542757
The Game Boy Zeldas were the best ones
b0095f No.16542785
>>16542766
None of them is more overrated than OoT.
7b6de1 No.16542790
>>16541740
Time Limits were introduced in BW to my knowledge. In Gen 7 and maybe Gen 6 they used a time limit of 15 or 20 minutes in random matchup online games. Time limits are only an hour if you play against someone by challenging them, such as playing locally or having them registered as a friend for online challenges.
7b6de1 No.16542795
>>16541740
>>16542790
also the competitive scene is cancer and deserves to die anyway
efffe3 No.16542796
>>16542785
A Link to the Past is
2646ad No.16542798
>>16542758
But isn't calling people cunts Australian?
95214f No.16542825
>>16542777
They are good. The devs that made them said they had fun making them.
>>16542785
>>16542796
They are still better than BTOW.
Than again, every other Zelda game is better than BOTW.
b4cbc4 No.16542844
>>16542825
>Than again, every other Zelda game is better than BOTW
Did you forget that Phantom Hourglass and Tri Force Heroes exist?
tfw the new pokemon games are so unremarkable that we're talking about Zelda and not Pokemon
9d6f2b No.16542852
>>16542798
No clue. Point is it was in the text and not in the speech.
efffe3 No.16542854
>>16542825
The DS Wind Waker shit are the worst Zelda games.
28118e No.16542880
>>16542825
BotW is the best Zelda game, actually.
c1fec6 No.16542900
c1fec6 No.16542910
>>16542902
>implying everyone who disagrees with you is mark
Every time one of you cuckchanners gets banned you sperg out and spam the board ban evading as fast as your fat little fingers can hop VPN servers then wonder why nobody likes you.
0e3f18 No.16542916
>>16542886
oh look at the ebin haxxxor, what you gonna do now big boy? complain on the internet without nobody stopping you?
c1fec6 No.16542935
>>16542924
>implying anyone with half a brain can't ban evade
Even if you don't have a VPN any phone has access to a huge number of IPs nowadays. Actually looking at that image and how tall it is it's clear you're phoneposting. Just go back already nobody wants you here.
84592c No.16542943
>>16542854
>>16542825
>DS/botw is the worst
Go back and actually play Link's awakening. The world layout is filled with winding paths that dead-end until you've acquired an item from a dungeon (or more) later.All it did was artificially pad the game length, because you would spend a minute going down a path to treasure only to find out that you needed the next dungeon's item, which meant you spent a minute walking back and then another two minutes later when you could actually retrieve it. Making exploration punishing in a zelda game is absurd.
The DS windwaker titles may have been shoddy and awkward in more than a few places but they were uniquely so and have value derived from the fact that they could be fun, if the drawbacks didn't bother you and you enjoyed what they accomplished. BOTW had value similarly; it was terribly flawed, but there were parts of it that were genuinely good. Link's awakening was a shitshow. It had a boring overworld, boring bosses and dungeons that were par for the course at best. It's by far the worst zelda game.
>>16542844
Most of the pokemon games were spotted with mediocrity, you've just grown up enough and experienced smooth enough RPGs that those flaws stick out to you. Generation 1 was barely workable, gen 3 was an awkward mess of updates, gen 4 brought fantastic system improvements but the most boring generation (at that point) while X&Y were just terrible. B&W2 wasn't flawless but the issues they had were pretty marginal, the story was pretty good, the difficulty was good and the post-game was fantastic along with a slew of positive QoL changes. The games were still fun as a whole, though, but once you stop being 12 and your tastes broaden often enough you just lose interest in them. That's normal.
1dd3a6 No.16542957
>>16542886
Imagine being this autistic. Fuck off back to cuckchannel
9d6f2b No.16542960
HOLY FUCK WHO CARES?
POST MORE POKESLUT SMUT, YOU FAGGOTS!
e704cf No.16542982
>>16542974
Evading bans is fine. Being such an autist you have to keep pointing it out rather than just quietly doing it like everyone else is not.
d0edbc No.16542988
>>16542886
>>16542974
>sperging out this hard about a tiny ban
Good work proving the cake kike right.
d0edbc No.16542991
>>16542985
>filename
Give it anyway.
c1fec6 No.16542993
>>16542991
>>16542985
It's not gay if it's pokemon.
c1fec6 No.16543003
>>16542994
>>16542995
>still at it
Just give up. Why does mark attract such autistic faggots anyway? I know he's a jew but he's our jew.
9d9a2c No.16543011
>>16542991
>>16542993
https://e621.net/post?tags=glaceon+animated
>It's not gay if it's pokemon.
I think the filename meant you're gay for not even trying to find it
d0edbc No.16543012
>>16542995
I want to discuss video games. All you faggots have managed to do is derail the thread because one little 4umer couldn't handle a simple ban.
d8659d No.16543015
>>16542994
That's a really red asshole.
e704cf No.16543016
>>16542994
these were confirmed not to be marks asshole stop posting /cow/ propaganda
c1fec6 No.16543018
9d6f2b No.16543019
>>16542985
I personally like cute gingers and MILFS.
Also whyboner scenarios with pokemon but that's niche as fuck and furfaggotry
d0edbc No.16543027
>>16543011
Was expecting better.
>>16543020
>>>/reddit/
ab66d2 No.16543030
Holy fuck, this looks like one of those Unity Engine Early Access Open World survival games. Just what the fuck went wrong here? This has to be one of the ugliest games I've seen in years.
9d9a2c No.16543034
>>16543012
I really really really like this image. Mind if I save it?
>>16543019
there's nothing wrong with that
>>16543012
Start discussing video games then. Personally my favorite Pokémon game is pic related.
97d8dc No.16543040
>>16543019
>I personally like cute gingers and MILFS.
Has there been any of those yet? >>16541585 is far too slutty to be cute
9d6f2b No.16543047
>>16543040
>Has there been any of those yet?
In SnS? Not yet. Waiting for the mom to show up.
d0edbc No.16543050
>>16543034
>Start discussing video games then. Personally my favorite Pokémon game is pic related.
I'm fine with just porn instead.
f259f2 No.16543059
>>16543030
Breath of the Wild was just a tech demo for this, a tech demo of the next game they make trying to latch on to the open world meme.
ab66d2 No.16543086
>>16543059
But BotW looked a million times better.
e86802 No.16543091
>>16541632
>100% she fucks Pokemon.
There are two types of trainers in the Pokémon universe.
>trainers that fuck their pokemon
>trainers that lie about not fucking their pokemon
9d9a2c No.16543098
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>>16543050
If you insist
>>16543086
I haven't played it, but I remember disliking the aesthetic. This would be better than that if the textures weren't so blurry.
>>16543091
>no outline on the skirt
Was this edited for some reason?
57cd8b No.16543099
>>16543091
What about extreme autists? Or do those not count as people?
a17eb0 No.16543119
It turns out the weird manbaby looking faggot actually has a nose after all, I swear, the models are fucked in this game.
The OP has a secret message hidden in it.
efffe3 No.16543132
>>16542943
>Link's awakening was a shitshow.
Faggot's opinions don't matter.
8bfd54 No.16543135
>>16543119
>The OP has a secret message hidden in it.
T Mark Juicyo? That's a terrible secret message.
9d6f2b No.16543136
b0095f No.16543142
>>16543135
>T Mark Juicyo
What did he mean by this?
84592c No.16543146
>>16543132
Sorry I didn't let capcom's cock into my ass, anon. It was a game that had some charm, but most of the gameplay was awful. Go look up the bosses on youtube, in no sense does it hold up to the nostalgia you hold.
b0095f No.16543152
>>16543146
Oracle is Capcom, not LA, retard.
9d9a2c No.16543153
>>16543146
>link's awakening
>capcom
efffe3 No.16543156
>>16543146
>in no sense does it hold up to the nostalgia you hold
Probably because I don't live in the faggot dimension where Capcom made Link's Awakening.
c1fec6 No.16543158
>>16543142
Looks like the first letter of each line of the OP.
b0095f No.16543170
>>16543158
But what could it mean?
c1fec6 No.16543173
>>16543170
It's a mystery.
8c54d9 No.16543174
>>16543146
>capcom
ebic bost
b0095f No.16543189
>>16543173
I'll get my best men on the case.
c9b43b No.16543201
>>16542679
*merge patamon and sylveon*
820a17 No.16543207
>>16543201
And it's still quite kickable
97d8dc No.16543211
>>16543098
>I haven't played it, but I remember disliking the aesthetic. This would be better than that if the textures weren't so blurry.
I've seen it and I agree, BOTW would have looked better without it. Human male on female Pokemon is patrician
63af5d No.16543240
Daily reminder Pokemon dont have genitals
f53401 No.16543248
>>16542102
>>16542119
Literally only complaint about Zacian. If he drops his sword for whatever reason, he's fucked as opposed to having a tail or some other kind of appendage. Zamazenta being a lion seems to have some kind of natural armored bones or mane.
1382b0 No.16543260
>>16543240
they still got mouths
8628ca No.16543262
>>16543260
Blowjobs are for fags, though.
9d6f2b No.16543266
>>16543248
My post was more a joke and a reference to some autist on half /vp/ a couple of gens ago but I guess it flew over everyone's head
Same could be said for Farfetched and the Cubone line's tools, but I don't really see it as an issue because without the sword it could just bite things.
820a17 No.16543271
>>16543262
That's not what your mom thinks.
8628ca No.16543279
>>16543266
it's okay, I got ur joke
ddeeb7 No.16543282
>>16542119
>It's. Just. A. DOG. WITH. A. SWORD.
This will never not be funny. What exactly is your point?
b0095f No.16543289
>>16543282
Those simplistic designs are honestly better than that overdesigned monstrosity.
9d6f2b No.16543290
>>16543282
That tool pokemon usually have something to compensate, stupid good skill with the tool, or can just summon it again when they need it. I don't think he'd be useless without the sword…
But I also think they might try to pull some fusion thing with them as well so I might just be retarded.
8628ca No.16543291
ddeeb7 No.16543292
>>16543289
It's really the wings that push it too far. Otherwise he fits in just fine with the likes of suicune or entei.
1382b0 No.16543294
>>16543262
If I'm a fag for wanting to throat fuck a nidoqueen then I guess I'm a big fag
ddeeb7 No.16543297
>>16543294
>I guess I'm a big fag
2b17a1 No.16543301
>>16543240
If pokemon don't have genitals, then why are there male pokemon and female pokemon?
f53401 No.16543304
>>16542985
As long as they have tits or a sexy feminine shape.
>>16543266
A sword wielder can't do shit without a sword. Other Pokemon still have their respective types for attacking you. This is a Legendary that entirely depends on a weapon it physically carries around to use its full power whereas even dumbass looking Keldeo had a horn that shaped into one. Its counterpart unfairly has its shield designed securely around its head and body. Love how they look, but one has a glaring design flaw right there. It'd better be able to call it back like Jedi or Keyblade wielders or manifest a "true" energy for just in case.
820a17 No.16543307
>>16543301
You should go ask your mom that little anon
f53401 No.16543308
ddeeb7 No.16543309
>>16543301
ackshyually we know pokemon have DNA, so it could be derived from only chromosomes and other dimorphisms aside from genitalia.
a5f7a0 No.16543319
Don't forget to take up the sword.
9d6f2b No.16543322
>>16543304
>A sword wielder can't do shit without a sword
Usually there's some unarmed training alongside sword training in case of that exact situation, not to mention it's a pokemon so it can probably use non-sword moves as well. Also how can you call it a weakness, while also proposing two solutions to that exact weakness?
ddeeb7 No.16543326
>>16543319
I hope you're posting that ironically.
f53401 No.16543328
>>16543309
Pokemon are either male or female or souls of and don't have the gay unlike humans, they're completely non organic creatures without a sex, (with Pokegirls, how would you) or they're supernatural godly beings that have no reason to reproduce since they have authority over certain shit and thus have no dick or pussy entirely.
We're fine.
8628ca No.16543333
>>16543301
How about you explain to me how Magnemite (a Pokemon with no gender) and Ditto (again no gender) can breed and make eggs.
9d6f2b No.16543336
>>16543333
I mean one of them IS a mimic, there's already shapeshifting bullshittery happening there.
ddeeb7 No.16543338
>>16543333
They reproduce by budding?
8628ca No.16543340
>>16543336
But that doesn't explain how the egg inherits both Ditto's and Magnemite's IV stats.
f53401 No.16543342
>>16543333
Ditto is literally some kind of clone being. It makes sense that it could trigger an equal clump of whatever sentient matter.
f53401 No.16543349
>>16543333
>>16543342
How the supposed offspring comes out of an actual fucking organic egg is completely beyond me.
ddeeb7 No.16543353
>>16543349
Jellyfish reproduce by budding but also have larval forms, it's possible.
319af5 No.16543360
>Raids
Look dumb
>Dynamaxing
Looks dumb and strips potential out of gym battles. It would be cool if you have to go into the stadiums and not come out until you beat the leader without healing but that won't happen.
>Roaming Pokemon
That's fine depending on how they act
>Old hag professor
Terrible
>sexy assistant
Adds a point in favor of the game
>current pokemon designs
It's a mix of over designed like the legendaries or really fucking cartoonish like Dreadnaw
>Champion's main is a charizard instead of a Pyroar that would link to his name better
Charizard is so fucking overused at this point.
>Rival's name is Hop
The joke writes itself.
Overall they didnt really show anything I can say I cared about.
f53401 No.16543378
>>16543322
It's a weakness if he doesn't get either way to address it. Can still fight, but essentially stuck with a handicap unlike literally every other superpowered Legendary that can just fire or cloak with their power and ram with it (Groudon, Kyogre, Rayquaza, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Reshiram, Zekrom, Kyurem, Xerneas, Yveltal, Zygarde, Solgaleo, Lunala, Necrozma).
>>16543353
We're talking about living metal or floating rocks that don't have deceased spirits inside of unlike most Ghost-types who aren't just floating around. There's no organs, flesh or skin to make from DNA.
cca5e8 No.16543394
Will it be version exclusive?
307666 No.16543405
I still wish they would do a doubles based pokemon. They were close with Let's Go but just a bit more.
9d6f2b No.16543413
>>16543340
Ditto just pirates copies that too, then spits out a composite of their IVs/genetics as an egg.
57cd8b No.16543414
>>16543405
You mean like the GameCube games? They need a side-series like that again, honestly.
3168ff No.16543417
>>16543282
Never realized those were fucking boxart pokemon.
9437ea No.16543447
>take rayquaza
>make it mega-rayquaza thanks to key item
>give it a z-stone for its highest power attack
>dynamax it
>???
12068b No.16543455
>>16543447
cant do Z+Dynamax since they both need item slots. You could do Zygarde-Gundam-Dynamax though
2bee13 No.16543462
>>16543301
>>16543309
>>16543349
>>16543413
I always thought Pokemon had a kind of data based genetic code, considering Porygon exists. also in BW you could create new pokemon by entering the dreams of other pokemon and taking them back with you.
I don't know how that would explain male and female pokemon, though.
e94f80 No.16543473
>>16543282
>Implying ekans is just a snake
How about you learn to draw?
ddeeb7 No.16543477
>>16543473
Nigger even it's name is just snake backwards.
796ac9 No.16543490
>>16543329
I don’t get it.
ddeeb7 No.16543491
>>16543490
Pokemon is called wooloo, sounds like wololo which is what the priests say.
f53401 No.16543497
>>16543462
Gen VI reveals all Pokemon carry a special life energy. This was used to create that weapon Team Flare straight up wanted to fucking kill everyone with and later create Mega Evolution. The Sea Mauville in ORAShit aside from sexy gay Teammates you can't battle has pages that mention a project called AZOTH to use it for limitless renewable energy.
e94f80 No.16543500
>>16543477
Anon you need put down those dubs and get your eyes checked. Snakes don't look like that.
2dfbbc No.16543507
>>16543500
>huuuuur it's not photo realistic snake therefore not a snake!
>duuuuuuuuuuuuur
3629d3 No.16543510
>>16543473
Truly the they indistinguishable.
e94f80 No.16543522
>>16543510
>>16543507
Show me a real snake that looks like an ekans. I dare you. Head to tail.
d8659d No.16543559
>>16543522
Literally, just a purple rattlesnake, even the eyes are the same.
3629d3 No.16543601
>>16543522
Nigger why does it HAVE to be a real snake? We're talking about some pocket monsters digimon anime shit. And even with a real snake you can see the clear distinction. It's a purple rattle snake without the reptilian tongue, how fucking delusional do you have to be to not see that?
e94f80 No.16543626
>>16543546
>>16543559
>>16543601
Anons you disapoint me. A snake is a reptillian creature with distinct features by sub-species. Yes ekans is based off of snakes, but a snake is not an ekans. That's high school biology.
>>16543507
<Doesn't have to be photorealistic
It isn't just a snake than. Now is it? It's an ekans.
ddeeb7 No.16543633
>>16543626
This is possibly the most obtuse anon I've ever seen.
56d918 No.16543646
b0095f No.16543650
63af5d No.16543652
>>16543646
You won't though.
3629d3 No.16543693
>>16543626
A dog is canine creature with distinct features by sub-species. Yes a pug is based off of dogs but a pug is not a dog. That's obtuse retard logic.
d8659d No.16543708
>>16543693
It is cute though.
d8659d No.16543730
>>16543715
I can't tell if it's hungry, or scared.
ddeeb7 No.16543732
>>16543708
>>16543715
pugs are retarded little miscreants. Get a real dog.
e94f80 No.16543737
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>>16543633
Well do expand on your observation anon. Is ekans just a snake to you? Or a simplified concept of what a snake is. Wouldn you agree that to meet the criteria of being a snake perhaps ekans has to ressemble it? And I mean ressemble it moreso than a few spheres connected by a coiled cylinder?
>>16543693
Anon why must you hurt me so? Misrepresenting me with such vitriolic dogma. Your pug example I feel is flawed. For you see, a pug is a real breed of dog. Whereas ekans is not. Would you agree that ekans is a fictional creature based off of a snake?
d8659d No.16543739
>>16543732
Fuck you, get a cat instead.
f53401 No.16543749
>>16543730
They're fucking adorable. Do look sad.
Glad even /pol/ at least doesn't advocate euthanizing them all unlike obsessive animal rights faggots.
3629d3 No.16543755
>>16543749
Even pugs are ready for the race war.
ddeeb7 No.16543762
>>16543755
And they'd lose cause they can't even fucking breath properly.
f4c2de No.16543763
>>16543749
Nice appeal to authority, you fucking jew. But no, """we"""" do not approve of nigger dogs that kill children.
ddeeb7 No.16543764
>>16543763
How the fuck would a pug kill anything?
f4c2de No.16543768
>>16543764
Sorry, I'm drunkposting, and I thought we were talking about pitbulls.
e94f80 No.16543770
>>16543755
Shame there isn't a pug pokemon anon. The closest I could find to their ugly mugs was a snubull.
f4c2de No.16543774
>>16543770
>muh pokemon
Pokemon Go to the polls, am I right?
ddeeb7 No.16543778
>>16543774
Anon go home, you are quite literally drunk. Do you just >muh pokemon'd in a pokemon thread?
e94f80 No.16543784
>>16543774
Nah Pokemon Sleep anon. Drinking is bad for you.
f4c2de No.16543785
>>16543778
Pokemon Go to the polls, my fellow anon!
f4c2de No.16543786
>>16543784
>go to sleep, goy
Wow, this isn't proving to me what I already assumed about this clown world!
4853a8 No.16543791
5c1148 No.16543799
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God, she looks so ready to be bred
ddeeb7 No.16543804
>>16543799
How do these niggers draw that well this fast?
e94f80 No.16543810
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>>16543786
Didn't you hear the news? You can sleep with your pokemon now. Mark did it. Go ahead.
4cb1c8 No.16543815
>>16543804
They probably just have a girl halfway drawn and just add the hair and clothes in once they see the chick.
ddeeb7 No.16543823
>>16543815
That actually makes a lot of sense.
f4c2de No.16543824
>>16543810
>muh alternative sexuality
Kill yourself jew, and save us the rope.
ddeeb7 No.16543827
>>16543824
You haven't made a coherent post this whole thread, please leave and come back when you're not drunk.
f4c2de No.16543832
>>16543827
The jews murdered JFK, bombed the USS Liberty, and bombed the Twin Towers.
5c1148 No.16543851
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>>16543815
>>16543823
I don't think it takes a long time to draw a human shape even from scratch, most of the time spent is usually backgrounds or other more complex things like light, colour and shading, good artists are good, and being good usually means you can do something quickly enough, at that point templates won't really help that much
>>16543832
Bush did it to himself, Kennedy was probably an inside job too and they only got away with USS liberty because of the time that it happened, for all we know it could've been an accident, contrary to what poltards believe Israel was under much scrutiny for invading other countries airspace and generally being shitheads to others, like with bombing a literal nuclear plant in Iraq in the 80s or 70s almost contaminating the world with radiation much before Chernobyl or three mile island, that changed when you mongrels decided to invade Iraq, then they became your best friends.
It's the price you pay for your meddling
50647d No.16543859
>thread derailed by a mad lad on a mission to redpill pokephile furfags
Godspeed Anon. Also check my dubs.
f53401 No.16543861
>>16543762
They already breathe less, how would they not be able to handle a sniper easier if somehow taught?
Also, "leftists" would either not fight or lose all their numbers. Protestors and even mudshits get villified or threatened when anything happens to animals.
>>16543799
Hope there's at least a single decent Pokegirl for yuri, but this one is for dicks and breeding, 100%. And I don't even fucking like side or ponytails in general. Even Imoutits' own is barely tolerable.
f4c2de No.16543862
>>16543851
The only reason JFK was killed was because he was looking into your nuclear program, you fucking jew. Just imagine how this world would work if he proved to all the normalfags that the Samson Option is real.
e94f80 No.16543877
>>16543851
>>16543810
>Spoilers
I'll take more of that please. Thank you. Less conspiracy theories lacking in evidence.
f4c2de No.16543879
>>16543877
The jews murdered JFK, bombed the USS Liberty, and bombed the Twin Towers.
f53401 No.16543880
>>16543824
>fantasy monsters that aren't even animals being only male or female
>"alternative sexuality"
Go the fuck to bed until you wake up sober.
2dfbbc No.16543884
>>16543879
they also killed huey long to get their own kike puppet elected
d80a38 No.16543900
>>16542119
>anons not recognizing pasta
Have some of these.
f4c2de No.16543903
>>16543900
Kill yourself, Game Freak.
57cd8b No.16543904
>>16543885
Actually that was all me, for the record.
f4c2de No.16543907
>>16543900
>>16543904
Put a bullet in your own brain.
57cd8b No.16543911
>>16543907
But anon I don't have a brain
f4c2de No.16543916
>>16543911
Yes, friend. And that is where you should aim the bullet.
57cd8b No.16543919
>>16543916
You don't get it. I'm inside your computer now. There's only one way to get rid of me now, you know.
f4c2de No.16543921
>>16543919
Epic. You're a stupid faggot, and I hope you fucking die.
5c1148 No.16543924
>>16543879
<The only reason JFK was killed was because he was looking into your nuclear program
>implying he was the only one
>implying the jews themselves didnt confirm their nuclear armament just not even a decade later
>implying the UN and the IAEA weren't all up in Israels shit the same way they were up in everyone else's
>implying them having nuclear weapons would have changed absolutely anything when they were already under constant international scorn
Fuck off illiterate, you're just spitting out nonsense you've been told on an imageboard, you're the one shilling baselessly for your cause here not anyone else, go read a book
>>16543877
Will do boss
>>16543919
Do you work for the tech Goddess? The bearsuited girl?
Lain?
57cd8b No.16543925
>>16543921
Epic. You're a stupid faggot, and I hope you fucking die.
f4c2de No.16543934
>>16543924
>go read a book
I actually read 'White Power' by Commander George Rockwell. They murdered JFK, bombed the USS Liberty, and bombed the Twin Towers.
f4c2de No.16543939
5c1148 No.16543942
>>16543932
What's wrong with diives?
d80a38 No.16543952
>>16541540
The porn is coming out quicker than ever, but the girls aren't even that great. I'm just preparing myself for further disappointment in a franchise I once loved.
f4c2de No.16543955
>>16543944
>(1) and done
>muh (((Nickelodeon)))
Nigger, you're protecting child molesters, and you're going to fucking die, you pile of shit. BUH BYE.
57cd8b No.16543965
>>16543955
Hey, go to this thread, they're defending Nickelodeon child molesters super hard
>>16543848
ddeeb7 No.16543972
>>16543965
Now he's just gonna shitpost both threads.
d8659d No.16543989
>>16543950
Can you explain more, than just saying that I mean it looks nice from where I'm staring, it's a bit heavy on the figure making it a lot less than a pokemon but it looks nice.
57cd8b No.16543994
>>16543972
Hey, I don't mind him. You guys need thicker skin.
324cb1 No.16544003
>>16543810
>actually using shitkaku complex
Kill yourself
>>16543851
>chromatic aberration
I'm going to kill and then rape every single retard who does this.
>>16543903
>retarded newfag in charge of recognizing old OC
>>16543942
Garbage animation, terrible style and use of artistic license, got popular simply because of pony and Pokemon.
e94f80 No.16544007
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>>16544003
What do you reccomend anon?
324cb1 No.16544013
>>16544007
Actually following good artists on twitter and pixiv and not relying on a booru of any kind to get artwork from. Also you're a fucking newfag. Shitkaku Complex is a website for retarded weebs that scrapes its content from other websites. It's been that way for over a decade.
57cd8b No.16544025
>>16544013
>Twitter
I mean I guess that's mostly where western artists posting now that Tumblr has shut down all the porn. I'd rather use Newgrounds though. Pixiv is also a bit iffy to use if you don't know enough moon runes but honestly anybody should still be able to manage it.
8137b0 No.16544029
Just don't fucking respond to him for fuck's sake.
324cb1 No.16544033
>>16544025
>I mean I guess that's mostly where western artists posting now that Tumblr has shut down all the porn.
You're a fucking retard, I was talking about Japanese artists. Why the fuck would you care about western shit? Most western artists are garbage, which explains why all the porn you're posting is shit. Please kill yourself, especially since you're so stupid you can't even use pixiv.
57cd8b No.16544047
>>16544033
I haven't posted any porn in this thread because I'm not a degenerate, read the posts with my IDs, faggot. And similarly, why use Twitter at all when you have Pixiv? Do you use social media you fucking normalfag?
b0095f No.16544056
>>16544047
>why use Twitter at all when you have Pixiv
Doesn't pixiv force censorship? Kind of pointless for porn.
5c1148 No.16544058
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>>16544007
I prefer gelbooru simply because there's less low quality and furry shit around, danbooru is okay if you're searching something really old and have to go past page 500 or so, but otherwise follow artists on twitter, pixiv is a fucking mess to browse and I hate it, but that's just me, it's still okay if you get used to it.
>>16544013
Boorus are fine, not everyone has the time to sleuth for art on twitter or pixiv all day
also I agree chromatic aberration is garbage, but it's not something that completely ruins an image for me, just a tad lazy
>>16544025
Twitter is great for it's nip artists though but shit because they don't always post art, if anything they keep posting their shitty gacha rolls in fate
324cb1 No.16544063
>>16544047
>And similarly, why use Twitter at all when you have Pixiv?
Because some Japanese artists only use twitter, you fucking moron. Holy shit learn how to read you sub 80 IQ amoeba.
324cb1 No.16544066
>>16544058
>I prefer gelbooru simply because there's less low quality and furry shit around,
>proceeds to post low quality shit
57cd8b No.16544068
>>16544056
No, Japan does, just because they post on Twitter doesn't mean they are exempt from that.
>>16544063
So what you're saying is that you like art from normalfags who use Twitter. Might as well like western art then, you fucking faggot.
324cb1 No.16544071
>>16544068
Good god you're a fucking dipshit. Did you blow in from cuckchan or something? You're not fitting in here.
4b6e0f No.16544072
>>16544068
The jews murdered JFK, bombed the USS Liberty, and bombed the Twin Towers.
5c1148 No.16544080
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>>16544066
Your face is low quality shit
57cd8b No.16544087
>>16544071
No, I've been here longer than you have, probably. I'm just saying I can't think of a reason to use Twitter. And do you know why that is? It's a shit website in every single way. Admitting you use Twitter is tantamount to admitting you're retarded.
4b6e0f No.16544095
>>16544087
Kill yourself before we do it to you, you commie pile of shit.
5c1148 No.16544099
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>>16544087
What exactly is wrong with twitter?
Nobody says you need to be part of the gender identity or retarded leftists side of it, twitter in and of itself is blameless, it is no more than a tool, and if you refuse to use it to get what you want aren't you the one being silly?
324cb1 No.16544103
>>16544087
Man, how do you deal with being so wrong all the time? Do your parents know how wrong you are?
57cd8b No.16544107
>>16544099
>>16544103
So is using youtube, or google, or facebook, or really any modern social meda. And I use none of them because they're all terrible sites on a very basic level. Not even the community, but how the site is structured. Not to mention all the data-mining shit. Just post your twitters in this thread if you love those websites so much.
324cb1 No.16544110
>>16544107
>he doesn't use FOSS frontends to websites to get around the shit layouts and datamining
Congrats, you're mentally disabled.
57cd8b No.16544123
>>16544110
Why use something to go to a site with no value? Seriously, post some of the Twitter artists you like so much, so we can make fun of your shit taste.
5c1148 No.16544137
>>16544123
Please don't pretend to be retarded
If you don't see the value in following artists and getting their art directly from the source then you don't want good art to begin with, twitter isn't even that bad, its comprehensive and all I need it to do it does perfectly fine.
To deny that it's content has no merit though has nothing to do with the site at all being bad but that all the millions of people, among them the thousands of artists that do, have absolutely nothing that you would ever even want to see, and if that's the case you're just retarded
324cb1 No.16544145
57cd8b No.16544158
>>16544137
>Following artists
See, I don't do that either. You're not making a good case.
>>16544145
I was actually going to cross reference their followers to see if I could figure out your twitter account to make fun of you, but apparently you need to make a twitter account to do that, so fuck that. You win this round.
324cb1 No.16544162
>>16544158
Okay, well have fun with being a giant loser who is always wrong then.
e94f80 No.16544165
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>>16544058
Me too. I use gelbooru when artist have their profiles expunged or pictures deleted off of twitter and pixiv. That's usually when and why I use boorus, to fill in the blanks. The worse is when I can only find an artists works on e621.
>>16544099
I only use it to scrape artist galleries. It's awful. Some artist have no filter for the content they produce and consume. So you're exposed to a lot of personal garbage you didn't ask for.
324cb1 No.16544169
>>16544165
>complaining about finding garbage without filters
>while posting garbage from shitkaku
None of this is good
b0095f No.16544178
>>16544169
Sankaku channel is just a booru, retard.
324cb1 No.16544184
>>16544178
It's a shit booru filled with shit
5c1148 No.16544198
>>16544165
Yeah I agree, the gacha rolls the other random pictures, it's not all bad, honestly its rare for it to be terrible, I enjoy for example all the pictures of cherry blossoms that come around in spring or generally the other artistic retweets of the artists that lead me to even more people I might want to follow
f53401 No.16544257
>>16543942
He's popular and retarded contrarians on /v/ always need some nonargument to shit on everything.
324cb1 No.16544264
>>>/v/16544257
>retarded furfag can't see that there are legimate complaints about diives in this thread
d80a38 No.16544266
>>16544058
I hate searching for Twitter images because isn't picked up by most reverse image sites, and the ones that do are hit or miss. If you're browsing the Twitter page itself, you can't search for just images as easily, and there's no easy way to browse for older posts. You're expected to keep scrolling down instead of just clicking older pages like most other sites. It's awful for anything other than recent updates. Most images also have basic or no tags at all, so good luck searching for anything.
Even though pixiv is in moon, it's at least easier to search for older images or at least basic image tagging. (I can get by a little from knowing hira/katakana even though I can't read kanji)
>>16544013
Generally I rely on gelbooru to search for an image I might want, then when I find an artist I like I search their pixiv from there. I go to a Twitter page as a last resort. I almost wish gelbooru was as autistic as e621 for tagging. I'm not asking for cheese_grater level of detail, but tagging sex or skin/hair color more often would be helpful.
f53401 No.16544278
>>16543900
First game was Yellow and I worship how much Indigo League brought empty boonies like Kanto to life. Litwick and Chandelure absolutely fucking blow away 50% of genwun at minimum in both concept and execution. Gen V brought some of the worst, but also some fantastic mons.
8bf987 No.16544304
>>16541600
>>16541761
>>16542356
>>16542325
Are you IP-hopping? Why?
>>16542321
Did you conveniently ignore Gen 5, Gen 6, and Gen 7?
>>16544013
>>16544184
>>16544058
>>16544066
Gelbooru is often filled with less quality images, worse tagging (seriously the taggers there are retarded) then Sankakucomplex and a ton of crossposting from rule 34 xxx/rule 34 paheal but generally they both will have the same images.
>>16544047
>>16544087
>why use Twitter at all when you have Pixiv
Because a ton of artists are starting to upload to Pixiv less and less by the year, and a lot of art is only getting exclusively posted on Twitter now. If you only follow their Pixiv you'll find that you miss out on a lot, which caused a lot of trouble for me in having to go back through their twitter pages and get more art I missed.
It's terrible, and make no mistake that Twitter is a garbage platform for art and should not be the go-to, but it's the way it is. Pixiv is not the same as it was half a decade ago and there have been more and more migrations of Japanese artists to Twitter.
5e1f58 No.16544373
>>16541619
the giant fox and falco guy is from korea
we just keep finding shit out about this guy
he has literally commissioned every fucking artist with this shit
37dd14 No.16544698
>>16542685
The dialogue will still be its own thing in the Japanese versions at least.
ea1ee0 No.16544791
>>16541514
>Jesus, what the fuck were they thinking, are pokemon fans really retarded enough to fall for a gimmick as shallow as gigagay or whagever it's called?
They really are. You underestimate the consumerist mindset of modern Poketards. Incidentally, I will credit and say this new bird looks great. Too bad this game looks as unimaginative and gimmicky as past games. Yet people will still flock to it.
ea1ee0 No.16544795
>>16541556
>Farfetched will get a region exclusive evo
That's probably the only good thing from this shit, but its far too late for that.
ea1ee0 No.16546562
fc4f52 No.16546866
>>16544099
> twitter in and of itself is blameless, it is no more than a tool
Thank you for enlightening me Rabbi Shekelberg, Dog Bless facebook, apple and our google overlords, for they can do no wrong.
d80a38 No.16550991
>>16541514
>sheepfucker
if you insist
3045a0 No.16551305
There's a lot of gay dumb bullshit in the newer Pokemon games. My biggest gripe is taking away options for challenge in newer games, since I would say BW2. The caves aren't challenging or have anything interesting in them. All the legendaries are required now, so it's not like Mewtwo or the Regis in RSE where you had to go through a cave or some process to capture the pokemon. The most egregious exclusion has been the Battle Frontier. Back in Gen 3 I didnt have a link cable, and knew no-one who did so this was the only way I could bring extra in game challenge. With Gen 4, I had WPA2 wifi (and was not going to set my router to WPA1 or WEP), so there was just the battle frontier and local wireless play. The battle tower has existed in some form since DP, but it was there for two straight games in Platinum and HGSS. Battle subway was the start of the trend, and it makes it much less forgiving, but the PWT was a great alternative. Most enraging is the reason it was excluded from ORAS that "only a very small part of the players would have liked the feature". Fuck you nigger masuda, the older games had those areas there for people who wanted to challenge themselves. Ever since XY it's been the same generic battle tower shit that has no personality or real motivation to go through it. That being said, this game is likely going to be the best selling since the DS games, since the Switch has all the publicity in the world and this will have every force from Nintendo behind it. You're better off playing romhacks and other monster-catching games if you want what Pokemon should've grown into. SMT Nocturne
01d67c No.16551536
>>16551305
Man do I feel you on the legendaries thing. My friend says that he'd prefer more legendaries to fewer because it results in more postgame. Unfortanutely, it's only almost right and Game Freak are incompetent morons who want children to feel good instead of making a game good. Remember needing to learn braille visually? There hasn't been such demand since Gen 3. Half of (okay, 3, but still) Gen 4's legendaries are just locked behind events. I remember BW2 having good searching for legendaries (i.e., N's Castle in Victory Road), so it gets a pass. But then Gen 6 hits and they just want to put every legendary past a magic wormhole or be handed to you by an NPC.
It shouldn't be difficult to make a good Pokemon game. They don't have to make every game unique by deliberately excluding content from future entries. They don't have to go for the stupid artstyle they've been using for over half a decade, just look at Colosseum/XD. It bothers me to no end that being a mediocre yearly series is the only thing Pokemon wants to amount to.
New Mystery Dungeon never; along with any other potentially good postgames. Thanks, mobile