e1ff6d No.16524876
>>16524873
I hope this game bombs. Buy Skyrim 2.
827abf No.16524879
I'm so sick of this pretentious faggot.
9e21ab No.16524883
Yeah, Breath of the Wild was good.
b8773c No.16524884
>>16524874
>1st tool the man invented was a stick to push away the bad ones
Says who? I could've just been an axe or a shovel.
d33418 No.16524888
>>16524879
request for some red pilled Japanese to question hideo on camera about trash and his reaction
0aa8f0 No.16524890
>>16524873
THIS GAME WILL SUCK FUCK THAT SLANTED EYED FAGGOT, BUY MY GAME AAAAAAAAAAAHH
b8f2b5 No.16524893
>>16524879
Nothing pretentious here, just new revolutionary video game genre that have never been tried before genius kojimbo invented it.
263f3c No.16524894
Skyrim was always overrated crap, fuck you Todd.
d848ba No.16524895
>>16524884
It probably was some kind of stick for collecting some hard to get food. And then the next one most likely was a stick heavy enough so could throw it at things. I don't get where he gets the rope thing, making a rope that is useful for anything is a pretty complex process with minimal utility for barely over animal intelligence hunter-gatherers.
703b22 No.16524896
wow it all makes sense now.
9e21ab No.16524898
>>16524893
Bet it's Dark Souls online.
75275a No.16524899
>>16524893
but there dark souls invasions are a thing for quite some time now
f6a59c No.16524900
That second tweet sounds like Big Boss's shitty weed mathematics again
>humanity 1st tool is stick. and then a rope. but the 1st tool was a ladder. and then a rope.
And if he means that games never had ropes or climbing equipment and you could only Mario jump everywhere, then he needs to play more games. Sounding like he has the experience of a fucking game journo
bce816 No.16524901
>>16524893
Does this mean there will be some kind of dark souls online help each other meme system?
9e21ab No.16524903
>>16524895
It'd probably be more accurate to say the first inventions were bludgeoning tools, and the second were tying tools. Though, that doesn't include cups, which I would bet came pretty quickly.
b8f2b5 No.16524905
>>16524898
>>16524899
>>16524901
You cannot actually play this single-player game with other people.
9e21ab No.16524906
0b9d97 No.16524909
>>16524884
Pointy rocks actually
I learned that as a child
0aa8f0 No.16524910
>>16524906
It`s the dark souls of single player games
0b9d97 No.16524912
b8f2b5 No.16524914
>>16524900
>And if he means that games never had ropes or climbing equipment
Japanese never played western PC exclusives, i highly doubt he ever touched masterpieces like Thief.
bce816 No.16524915
>>16524902
>ocelot was on your side all along
Having never even tried to make sense of this series' god awful narrative or really paid attention to the games since mgs, I was unaware of this. What retarded explanation could there possibly be for this. Also, when will kojima-fags get their comeuppance? They are the worst fans in gaming. How difficult is it not to confuse convolution and pretentiousness for quality?
75275a No.16524919
>>16524915
MGS4 doesn't make any sense and it's explanations are god-awful
75275a No.16524920
dee78c No.16524921
Kojima is about as pretentious as skinny white boys. smh, fuck this asshole.
bce816 No.16524922
>the animations during fighting
>the stupid motorbike
>the way he gets chased by incompetent ai's
BUT IT HAS GOOD GRAPHICS, MEME ACTORS AND A RETARDED STORYLINE - SO MY SOY GLANDS ARE GOING CRAZY ANYWAY!!!!
2a3238 No.16524924
>>16524896
The theories anons had about that pic months ago were much better than this rope metaphor he's trying to do.
>>16524915
AntiKojimafags are much worse.
bce816 No.16524926
>>16524919
But do you know what flimsy pretext was used for having a revelation as stupid as ocelot secretly being an ally all along?
410d13 No.16524928
>Another Death Stranding thread
I wonder if this one will attract the cuckchanner throwing a tantrum yet again, like the past two.
0aa8f0 No.16524929
>>16524915
Ocelot was a quadruple agent but deep down he believed on The Boss dream of muh military nation or whatever, just like every single major antagonist in the series since the player is always unknowingly fighting for the Patriots interests. Nothing to explain really, Ocelot is a cool guy all around.
bce816 No.16524930
>>16524924
>AntiKojimafags are much worse.
No.
b8f2b5 No.16524931
>>16524922
The more gameplay of death stranding gets revealed, the less i am interested in it.
9e21ab No.16524934
>>16524915
The thing about Kojima is he makes fun games. Even when they're absurdly stupid and pretentious, they're a good time. I'm necessarily under the impression he's a flawless writer, but when your game has a character called Die Hardman what am I supposed to do? Not play that?
bce816 No.16524935
>>16524931
Is the first video from the jap trailer or something?
bce816 No.16524938
>>16524934
>but when your game has a character called Die Hardman what am I supposed to do? Not play that?
Why are you writing like this a transcript from some normalfag gaming podcast?
0b9d97 No.16524940
>>16524924
>>16524929
>>16524928
>>16524934
Here they come
>>16524938
Who the fuck do you think makes all thee shit threads?
9e21ab No.16524941
>>16524938
Yeah, I knew one of you was going to say that. Too cynical to feel amused by anything, right? I'm, right though. The earnestness with which he presents the world with his bullshit is adorable.
5cc89d No.16524942
>>16524902
Didn't he tack on the extra ending because his staff said the game was too depressing?
75275a No.16524943
>>16524942
Originally Otacon and Snake destroy the SOP and are executed for crimes against humanity but it was rewritten that sunny maintained the status quo but ended war economy bullshit.
0b9d97 No.16524944
>>16524943
Sunny? More like, Cunny
5cc89d No.16524945
>>16524939
>looks 16
>sounds 46
Why?
f6a59c No.16524946
>>16524942
No, he wanted to execute Snake and Otacon publicly because of "their crimes"
Staff said "You're fucking retarded, Kojimbo"
And then Kojimbo's revenge was making a proper ending and tacking on the extra one with BB's senility showing and killing a vegetable man who pisses himself on-camera
75275a No.16524947
>>16524945
Because western voice actors are talentless unionized filth.
595975 No.16524948
>>16524915
>ocelot was on your side all along
He was on BB's side the whole time. Snake just proved himself capable of being useful. BB was also in a coma, so Ocelot lost his surrogate father-figure. I'm sure he was having the time of his life as they both fought to the death in MGS4 on top of the new Outer Heaven.
Ocelot really had no real reason to serve the Patriots or their predecessors. His biological family was killed by them and his father-figure was hunted down to the point that Ocelot had to convince some other guy that he was Snake, so that the real Snake could get some peace. If he cared about the clones, he wouldn't have let Liquid die and sure as shit wouldn't have let Solidus die. Cobra Unit members getting their powers from parasites was dumb as fuck. It was better to just leave those supernatural elements in. They were a team of superhumans who followed the Boss. There was nothing else that needed explaining and it was pretty obvious that they were going to continue following the Boss no matter what. However, I do wonder how much they knew about Philosophers and their global jewery
5cc89d No.16524949
>>16524946
>>16524943
Sounds like a better way to dye than suddenly aging to death because you were born with middle-aged telomeres.
703b22 No.16524952
>>16524914
I thought Kojimba was a westaboo?
7ebc80 No.16524960
>>16524894
Friendly reminder the majority of Oblivion's and Skyrim's praise was because people though they were LOTR and Game of Thrones games respectively. With nothing left to blatantly rip off and bandwagon off of Elder Scrolls has no chance to be a normalnigger hit.
bee4e8 No.16524961
>>16524874
>Magic, extendable, unbendable, unbreakable ladder
Why not?
0b9d97 No.16524962
>>16524960
Brand alone will carry the next Elder Scrolls.
GoT still being fresh in peoples minds will only help that.
b8773c No.16524964
>>16524942
I think that's just Reddit trying to shift the blame away from Kojimbo again.
7ebc80 No.16524971
>>16524962
Sure thing Todd.
c5ab16 No.16524972
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16524946
>>16524943
>No, he wanted to execute Snake and Otacon publicly because of "their crimes"
Would be much better fit for "Nikola and Bart" song.
1121e0 No.16524973
>>16524952
In the sense that he likes the popular culture that's easy to find and consume (TV, movies and hollywood, recent AAA games, leftism). Imagine a westerner who says they love Japan and their culture but only talks about Mario, Naruto, and Ghibli films.
87d98b No.16524974
This game is going to be so much fun, and when it releases i'll laugh at how ridiculously stupid you all look for making fun of it
37cda6 No.16524975
>all these people ITT not understanding mgs was an anime and can't appreciate the nonsensical writing
lmaoing @everyone
dee78c No.16524979
>>16524975
god the japanese need another nuke
e747b5 No.16524980
>trusting Kojima after he stole art and music for Metal Gear
retards
d5c598 No.16524986
>>16524924
>being anti-shit is being pro-shit
d5c598 No.16524994
>>16524975
imagine liking something because it's bad
12b531 No.16525006
>>16524879
BAKA GAIJIN Y DID U NO RIKE IT?
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
f6a59c No.16525007
>>16524975
I've never watched an anime with writing as retarded, convoluted and retconned as MGS, though
410d13 No.16525012
>>16525007
You can't have seen many then. RAISON D'ETRE
dee78c No.16525015
>>16524994
imagine disliking something because its good
16d3be No.16525017
Kojimbo is like the Chris Nolan/Nicholas Winding Refn of videogames. Whatever actually gets released will be leagues ahead of the mainstream, but it still won't compare to the old masters that they are half-successfully channeling.
Despite this, Reddit will lap it up anyways and say it's some sort of earth-shattering experience.
b8773c No.16525018
>>16525015
>imagine liking something
7ebc80 No.16525020
>>16524979
>>16524921
>>16525015
We have IDs here you dumb spic.
827abf No.16525025
>>16525017
An apt comparison but I feel like a lot of Kojima's work is just throwing a bunch of shit he consumed at a wall and seeing what sticks. He wants his cake and to eat it too, whereas Nolan and Refn have much more concise visions for their films. At least Kojima is living his dream with hanging out with more talented people than him.
16d3be No.16525029
>>16525025
>Kojima's work is just throwing a bunch of shit he consumed at a wall and seeing what sticks
Maybe I should have made the comparison to Tarantino instead.
7ebc80 No.16525030
>>16525029
Or the Wayans brothers.
78b2b3 No.16525032
So so far Death Stranding is just Fallout New Vegas's story dumbed down, Breath of the Wild's gameplay, and Dark Soul's multiplayer. Thanks Kojima very original.
>>16525017
Speaking of can we actually take a moment to discuss just how terrible Nolan was?
The Dark Knight was the most inconsistent piece of trash I've had the misfortune of watching, how anyone with an iq over 100 can like it is beyond me.
75275a No.16525040
>>16525032
>Fallout New Vegas's story dumbed down
I think it's more evangelion, featuring your favorite hollywood child rapists.
87b4a4 No.16525041
>>16525032
Why people comparing DS to New Vegas? Can i have explanation for idiots? Homo Demons are compared to Legion?
0b9d97 No.16525042
>>16524971
The shitty teaser they showed last year has like 10 Mil views.
It will sell regardless because Bethdrones and normalfags are mentally retarded.
>>16524974
Yeah, just like BOTW right?
78b2b3 No.16525048
>>16525041
DS and NV are both stories of a delivery man with amnesia trying to move across the desolate wasteland and environment of a broken United States with multiple factions all fighting over control for it. I doubt Kojima will let the player pick the ending or add in any rpg elements but the begging and middle are certainly there.
>>16525040
Well technically those elements are there but clearly aren't the plot.
0b9d97 No.16525049
>>16525029
>>16525017
Or the Wachowski brothers
635a1e No.16525050
>>16524874
no. you are sitting in front of your demise, not moving your fat ass at least one difference in altitude.
78b2b3 No.16525052
(Fuck off no you.)16525043
>Godskin
This isn't even /intl/ this is straight up pseudo-/intl/
827abf No.16525053
>>16525041
You're the idiot. He wasn't comparing NV to DS, he was saying that Death Stranding has NV's story with DS multiplayer.
>>16525032
Nolan makes good blockbuster movies that also have pseudo-intellectual quality to them so Redditors lap them up. Many will say that Inception is too confusing and so that gives them smug points for feeling like geniuses for comprehending Nolan's genius. Sounds familiar to Kojima actually.
78b2b3 No.16525055
>>16525053
It's exactly Kojima, Reddit is the epitome of pretentious corporate backed pop culture. It's almost horrifying to think of.
But even then The Dark Knight was still one of the most messy films I've ever seen I don't even think you could call it a good blockbuster film after all that.
0b9d97 No.16525060
>>16525053
The Dark Knight trilogy and Interstellar are better than anything Kojimbo will put out in his life.
Videogames aren't movies
Fuckoff cunts
b8773c No.16525062
>>16525052
>(Fuck off no you.)16525043
a34715 No.16525065
>>16524905
>tacked on online component to appease Sony because every game has to have that garbage now
0b9d97 No.16525067
>>16525065
>This is what triggers me
>Not the tacked on Jewllywood celebs
4da612 No.16525069
>>16524938
He types like a fucking redditor.
08eccb No.16525070
>>16524931
The more gameplay gets revealed, the less gameplay there's revealed to be.
0b9d97 No.16525082
>>16525070
Well, Kojimas body is 70% made of movies after all
a34715 No.16525092
>>16525067
Because I don't give a crap about them.
They're old too, so even less reason to care.
85f269 No.16525098
Huh, I wouldn't have figured the backlash that Kojima is getting here since the MGS franchise is well beloved by many core gamers. Either way I can't really side with you guys since I know nothing about this Jap nor his work. The concept of Death Stranding does sound cool, but these types of work can easily extend into the realm of pretentiousness, so I go into it very judgemental. Those tweets from the developer does not bode well.
7eef8b No.16525099
>>16525032
>can we take a moment to talk about how Nolan’s films sucked.
Fuck off /tv/. And take your shit bait with you.
7eef8b No.16525102
>>16525098
All mgs after 2 were shit or overhyped.
You won’t find any kojima sycophants here shill.
a34715 No.16525107
>>16525099
But they did. Only the one with the joker was semi-decent, but the other two were pure garbage.
Then again, it's probably not easy to make capeshit presentable in any way.
Bane's death was such a low point I almost turned it off right then and there.
>>16525102
3 is excellent and 4 has its merits despite the flaws.
7eef8b No.16525111
>>16525107
>Imagine having taste this shit.
Name a better film than the dark knight.
Go ahead, I’ll wait.
b8773c No.16525112
>>16525107
I think you've just lost your composure.
9ba88b No.16525116
>>16525112
That's not what composure means
a34715 No.16525117
>>16525112
>>16525111
I know the scenes from the films have been a meme for a long time, but I have no clue whether you genuinely like them or only pretend to.
To be honest, I'm not much of film watcher, so maybe it is good? If so, I dread to think what a bad film looks like then.
b8773c No.16525119
>>16525117
God, no the movies are god awful.
7eef8b No.16525124
>>16525117
>well I don’t really watch films anyways….
>deflecting this hard.
Why is it always the pretentious /tv/ cucks that come into the Kojimbo threads?
Hmmm, I wonder why that is?
e6b073 No.16525129
And there is nothing you can do about this
a34715 No.16525133
>>16525124
But I don't.
I only picked it up years after they came out because of the memes.
The last one that I watched was Waterloo and thought it was good.
I don't even go to /tv/.
>>16525119
All right then.
d42907 No.16525144
>>16525129
If I find where you live I'm taking you behind the sauna faggot
7f087b No.16525146
5dc33e No.16525150
>>16524945
Because English dubs for Japanese media are usually extremely low budget productions controlled by a circle jerk of talentless retards (that nobody really tries to contest because they are barely getting paid any money).
5fbd9e No.16525183
>>16524893
Death Stranding is the Dark Souls of Delivery Systems.
739393 No.16525186
>>16525165
Yikes.
This has to be the most heteronormative, cisableist manspreado-fascistic post I've seen in a while. Kojima might have used some highly problematic tropes in his past games, such as the sexual objectification of front-hole peoples and the cishet white normativity of his settings and characters, but now he is beginning to embrace the multiculturalism and open borders and he should be encouraged for that. Like, I can't help but laugh at the pee pee poo poo gross pissbaby heteropoop males who get triggered by seeing basic human decency in the representation of PoC and womyn.
9fa514 No.16525195
>>16525129
>He bought it
Everyone point and laugh at the retard
e6b073 No.16525196
>>16525144
No ammount of dubs will stop me from enjoying this mämmi
37cda6 No.16525201
>>16525129
stalin should've won the winter war
c4dd64 No.16525207
37cda6 No.16525211
>>16525207
he should'we won MORE
6d727a No.16525227
>>16525201
Imagine being defeated by a happy song.
5fbcf1 No.16525239
has this faggot even spent a single month in japan? how the hell is "a hideo kojima game" when he's been in hollyjew all the time while the actual developers had to make sense of what this faggot said to them in skype?
1542d6 No.16525243
>>16525201
Fuck you. We slaughtered the commies and have no holocaust denial laws. Fuck Sweden too, they are the ones who spread their goatse for the Marx shaped dragon dildos
0b9d97 No.16525254
>>16525243
Just invade the cunts already
37cda6 No.16525258
>>16525243
>we
you didn't do shit, pekka, maybe your great grandfather did, but you are a commie cocksucker just like the rest
92b097 No.16525266
>>16524905
>Margaret Qualley
im sure itll be fine
1542d6 No.16525268
>>16525258
I maybe am lazy but ni commie cocksucker, bucko.
0b9d97 No.16525269
>>16525268
>Being lazy
You're already taking life lessons from Marx.
1542d6 No.16525271
>>16525269
Lazy does not mean not actually doing shit. Alcoholism and depression is in my blood so fuck off or face my reindeer paskapää
d42907 No.16525272
>>16525258
>you can't take credit for the achievements of your ancestors
haista vittu, juutalainen
68eda9 No.16525276
>>16524873
>>16524874
See that post? You can make Mark butthurt with it.
0b9d97 No.16525280
>>16525271
>Alcoholism and depression is in my blood
Same
t. Alberto Barbosa
297ae2 No.16525303
>>16525208
Source on unedited?
044d07 No.16525951
>>16524928
>cuckchanner
>channer
Christ, this summerfag can't even insult properly.
d42907 No.16525969
>>16525951
Yeah, these days it's cuckchanneler :^)
5c030a No.16525977
>>16525969
>cuckchanneler
nigga what
d42907 No.16525990
>>16525977
You didn't hear?
4channel.org
cc4aef No.16526000
>>16525990
Fuck sake, it’s one of those “new fag tries to fit in pretending Chan isn’t used” isn’t it?
Next they will pretend channel isn’t real since it’s actually 4summer or something
5c030a No.16526004
>>16525990
why was it changed?
5c030a No.16526005
>>16526004
>>16525990
Nevermind my question I don't give a fuck anymore
d42907 No.16526008
>>16526000
>he doesn't know about cuckchannel
https://4channel.org/
^ SFW version of 4chaim for ad shekels
spoonfeed yourself next time faggot
a389d6 No.16526024
f7a173 No.16526074
>>16526008
Anon, I stopped going to halfchan 6y ago after the permaban for CP
What makes you think I know anything of halfchan lite?
You can’t deny tho a lot of newfags try to push this meme that using “Chan” was never a thing
f7a173 No.16526079
>>16526074
>ip changed
What the fuck?
bd26e7 No.16526116
>>16526079
It's happened to me before. I don't know, I guess it's something with the site's cookies.
356cd5 No.16526304
>>16526074
I don't deny it. I explained the joke and spoonfed you. That's it.
a5bd82 No.16526465
>>16524893
he's a massive pretentious faggot, anon. Seriously, this game looks like shit. Walking simulator movie with nonsensical plot, the game.
5dfa01 No.16527157
>>16524896
Anon the concept is so simple, the people in the gaming industry are just that stupid.
5dfa01 No.16527164
>>16524893
"We need to rebuild America, it'll give people hope."
Why do people not understand that when the US dies another set of nations will rise in it's place if the land is still occupied by humans?
4fac01 No.16530755
>>16527164
Learning how politics works would get in the way of being left-wing leaning parasites, and nobody has time for that when there's virtue to be signalled.
909a95 No.16534279
>>16524980
>1987
That wasn't unique for the time, really, the fact he's stayed relevant for that long is worth applauding.
oh wait, mgs2's theme was stolen from some ruski, nvm
f92001 No.16536562