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75c17e No.16521848
>People wished for a new Destroy All humans for years
>people wanted a serious Saints row reboot
>Both get announce by THQ Nordic during E3
>Along with a new Warhammer 40K RTS
>We only have gotten CGI trailers
>The only gameplay and playable demo at E3 THQ Nordic showed was the third game in the Homefront series
>Just like Homefront the Revolution before it Homefront 3 is the third reboot of the series but with battle Royale
ad9505 No.16521897
>New Fromsoft game
>It's Sekiro 2
51983f No.16521899
>>16521897
Sekiro truly was a disappointment.
75c17e No.16521904
>>16521897
>New armorcore game announced by Fromsoftware
>It’s a reboot that plays like Dark souls with mechs
ad9505 No.16521920
>>16521899
Disappointment doesn't begin to cover it, but it sold gangbusters thanks to twitch, so here we are. RIP Kuon, Tenchu and Armored Core.
a6f3cf No.16521941
>Valve announces half life 3
>It's a "cinematic experience"
>Freeman speaks
>the entire announcement trailer is him and alyx on a boat getting to the ice breaker ship while they talk about not important shit.
<Freeman says that he miss barney in a homosexual way
51983f No.16521957
>>16521941
oh lawd that would be hilarious, like it plays out in a similar way Death Stranding did
>Alyx becomes the protagonist, she's pissed off and plans on taking vengeance for her father
>Dog can speak now, too, and has the AI of a sassy black woman
<halfway through the game, Gordon Freeman dies and Alyx puts on the HEV suit
225b8b No.16521959
CoD Vietnam but it's CoD so they fuck it up regardless.
0bc20a No.16521962
There will be a new Mana/Seiken Densetsu game and it will be a Dragon Age Inquisition clone.
51983f No.16521967
>>16521959
Black Ops 1 was in Vietnam
225b8b No.16521973
>>16521967
A game fully dedicated to Nam and not just the whole cold war.
2aa88a No.16521975
>>16521967
Black Ops was CIAnigger operations in USSR, Laos and Cambodia.
06fc8f No.16521983
>New Battletoads footage
>Dark Queen is wearing a burqa
>Princess Angelica is playable, not even as a toad, just a regular human woman
>She's redesigned to have a bulldyke haircut and tattoos
>Main villain is Robo Manus who has unsolicited opinions on israel
2a3a52 No.16521996
Dragons Dogma live action Hollywood movie.
b04da4 No.16521997
>>16521848
>STALKER 2 conference
>a bunch of soys enter the stage and start talking
>"like, stalker was kind of a sausage fest, now we want to focus on diversity and inclusion"
>"we feel like the first game didn't touch enough on the environmental consequences of nuclear power"
>"the standards for stories in games have increased a lot since the 'gamey' days of the first stalker, so now we are looking for a truly cinematic experience with a real script to rival Hollywood films"
>"we took inspiration from The Last of Us and Horizon: Zero Dawn to craft a more mature post-apocalyptic world"
>"when you think about it, stalker was more about nature taking back the land from imperialistic white people, we want to highlight that aspect more in the sequel"
f3d15b No.16522015
>Bayonetta 3 announced
>but it's no longer being developed by Kamiya
>Ninja Theory's Tameem Antoniades was put in charge of the project
75c17e No.16522023
>>16521997
People starting to realize this high possible
1f76e3 No.16522030
More C&C rape
Desu Sex is brought back and JC is a faggot trying to find his place with his boyfriend assbuddie.
4636d0 No.16522038
>>16521899
>>16521897
Sekiro is fucking great, and a new From game is some viking mythology game which they consulted GRRM for, for some reason.
1ddc0f No.16522040
>>16521996
Wasn't there a shitflix series in the works?
54f0c9 No.16522043
>>16521904
A medieval giant mech game like Galient would actually be fantastic
bf748a No.16522056
>>16522043
>medieval mech game
04b321 No.16522061
>>16521904
I could seriously see them putting out an armored core version of dark souls, which is the really scary part.
>>16522043
>>16522056
No it would literally be a dark souls reskin with maybe some vertical elements in it. Lock on, random drops, weapon upgrades to individual weapons, armor pieces only affecting defensive ability and movement ability is just a single weight threshold stat and so on. Even down to the environment just being a big open world city which mysteriously sits next to both a tundra and a giant empty desert within driving distance because of like 'muh kojima particles' or something.
You're dreaming too big.
f3d15b No.16522066
>Bethesda announces its bankrupt
>Bethesda is merged with Disney corporation
>Disney prohibits the sharing of WAD's and Google attempts to help by purging the internet of sights like doomwiki.org and doomworld.com
>the only way to get ahold of Doom WAD's is through a paid membership to the creation club.
>>16522038
>viking
shit taste
f3d15b No.16522068
ad9505 No.16522114
>>16522038
>Unironically praising Sekiro
You should tolerate it at best.
5c8274 No.16522135
>the new darksiders game is the Strife TPS
<it's a boring cover based TPS and not a cuhrayzee gunslinger vanquish/maxpayne-esque romp
Even if it is the latter, is Gunfire/Vigil really capable of making a decent TPS?
Was Darksiders 3 even good? I really had no interest in playing Fury or a supposed "soulslike"
4636d0 No.16522141
>>16522114
The only bad thing about it was the grind for all skills if you wanted all achievements.
4636d0 No.16522145
>>16522135
Well if you liked 1 and 2 it was more of the same, in good and bad. A bit more agile jump movements.
f3d15b No.16522151
>>16522135
none of the Darksiders games where really good. The first one was a mediocre Zelda clone with a few GoW elements thrown in. The art design was garbage. Todd Mcfarlane is a washed up hack. The second game is trash. The third game is also likely trash (but not on account of it being a supposed "soulslike").
64834a No.16522181
>rune factory and story of seasons for pc
>adds gays
b752a1 No.16522185
>>16522038
>Sekiro is fucking great
It’s the worst fromsoft game
f3d15b No.16522190
5c8274 No.16522193
>>16522151
I have an unexplained like for the series actually. I like DS1 a fair amount, DS2 is, in spite of its flaws, one of my favorite games to replay yearly.
I mean I can still write a long post on their flaws but I really enjoyed either in spite of said flaws.
Same applies for Sekiro.
43f94f No.16522211
>>16522185
Still great. Unless they proceed to clone it a couple of time, in which case fuck this garbage.
f9f0e0 No.16522212
>>16521848
i hope an armed gunman walks in on the ea conference
b752a1 No.16522239
>>16522190
It most definitely is the worst one. It has no real combat depth beyond timing your parries, a limited move set and style of play, and next to no replay value
It’s much more shallow than even DS2
f3d15b No.16522267
>>16522239
<worst
>Shadow Tower
>Ninja Blade
>King's Field Series
>Déraciné
>Armored Core V
please
e654a2 No.16522280
>smash logo appears
>mario fighting ness
>suddenly, ness gets blown up into the air by a mysterious figure
>mario looks at the figure
>mysterious figure gets closer, revealing its face
>"get dunked on, kid"
>"Sans: Pun-ishes enemies"
if this actually happens I'll off myself live
738de5 No.16522301
>>16522212
>It's a false flag with a (((white))) gamer shouting GAMERGATE IS GREAT
097a65 No.16522307
>>16521848
Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire makes a return as Elder Scrolls Legend: Skyrim.
Its going to be direct sequel of Skyrim on Fallout 4 engine while you wait for TES6.
f3d15b No.16522313
>>16522301
>false flag targeting Gamers.
that's already happened in new zealand.
5c8274 No.16522434
>>16522267
Ninja Blade that bad?
b04da4 No.16522457
>>16522212
>armed gunman walks in
>it's a ma'am
>demands tranny soldiers in the next Battlefield
>EA agrees and promises to do it
>audience applauds
>tranny gets triggered by the sounds and starts shooting at the audience
>soycucks apologize to the tranny as they die
>more soycucks deliberately run into the line of fire to get killed because of their white privilege
>tranny runs out of ammo
>EA executive offers it another magazine
>it's the wrong caliber because soycucks don't know how guns work
>gun jams
>20 articles come out whithin five minutes denouncing guns as transphobic
>2nd amendment gets repealed
c5c670 No.16522499
>>16521997
I know it's not true, but it still scared me
6a7bb2 No.16522516
>>16521848
HL3 with Valves new VR headset. All the simmer down of HL3 with those emails was intentional, the game is already finished.
444fd3 No.16522749
The World Ends With You sequel since the Switch version's new content ended on a cliffhanger.
75c17e No.16522911
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>>16522280
Is Undertale even popular in japan besides the toriel porn?
d542e8 No.16522913
>>16521848
>new sparkster game
>its a pachinko
918169 No.16522953
>>16522911
You have no idea. Yoko taro tweeted about how he liked it.
f7d718 No.16522967
>>16522911
if only you knew how bad things actually are.
625005 No.16522993
>>16522043
A Galient game would be sick, but not as just another fucking souls reskin
>>16522280
Keep your gun loaded and handy then, there are more people memeing for sans than for waluigi at this point
8e4db3 No.16523044
>>16521997
MEME MORE RESPONSIBLY, YOU FUCKER. You were 2 digits away from trips, for god's sake.
d3c520 No.16523069
cfda6f No.16523071
>>16521997
>not adding that the nuclear disaster was actually a tragedy orchestrated by the capitalistic fascist machine of the USA in order to make the glorious communist utopia of the USSR look bad and interrupt their plans for global generous prosperity.
Still, pretty fucking spooky post you got there m8.
07490c No.16523083
>>16521997
This is is highly lightly to happen and it ain't even funny anymore.
07490c No.16523085
>>16523083
>lightly
Fuck i meant likely!
1ddc0f No.16523090
>>16521997
rerolling
because I never got into cheekie-breekie-click-and-shooty
4ff021 No.16523112
>>16523090
that's not how you get trips dumbass
THIS is how you get trips
cfda6f No.16523116
005e5c No.16523128
>>16521848
>people wanted a serious Saints row reboot
who asked for that? normalfags or /v/?
Why would normalfags ask for a saints row reboot? They'd get triggered hard by the first few games. And with the devs stand on multiplayer they would probably fuck up the remakes. And if /v/ asks for sr reboot, what do they think they will get out of it? SR has other issues that made it bad, a reboot wont fix it.
a40c4a No.16523133
>>16523128
>They'd get triggered hard by the first few games.
Why?
005e5c No.16523143
>>16523133
I don't really remember much, but don't you play total niggers in Saints Row 1 and 2? Now I pirated Saints Row 3 as soon as it was available. Played it for a few hours and than dropped it and never touched it again. SR3 was released in fucking 2011. been so long ago that I don't really remember much. But wasn't fucking over hoes a big thing in that game too? With how gay games are lately I doubt that they would get much love for those games if they were released again now.
a40c4a No.16523159
>>16523143
>don't you play total niggers in Saints Row 1 and 2?
Nope, the Saints are a multiracial diversigang even at the start of the first game, and your character can be as white as a viking.
005e5c No.16523162
>>16523159
You can of course change your characters race, but why do I remember always having niggers on my side? Okay, gat is asian or some shit like that, but isn't every other character either mexican or a total nigger?
a40c4a No.16523182
>>16523162
Julius's second in command was white, and there was a chinese girl lieutenant as well. I think the generic gang members also had a variety of races.
093b63 No.16523377
>Mother 3 finally gets a Western release
>Nintendo Treehouse is in charge of localizing it
0dd38f No.16523428
>>16522911
>Is Undertale even popular in japan besides the toriel porn?
I thought the japs had more of a hard on for the spider chick than anything.
0bc20a No.16523438
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>>16522911
It's at least as popular over there as it is in the west. I have yet to see an Undertale reference in a western tv show.
33683a No.16523520
>>16523485
Nuts and bolts came out years ago faggot. That was your monkey's paw. alternatively yooka laylee.
cd9257 No.16523541
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Megaman 12 but…
Megaman is now portrayed by a strong woman of color…like it was always meant to be.
83814c No.16523546
>>16523520
M$ teased plans at a new "proper" Banjo game years ago, who's to say they won't just call that Kinect using trash Banjo Threeie?
97be06 No.16523565
>>16521848
We wished too hard and greedily and awoke the nameless fear.
cba4be No.16523572
>>16523565
Who still cares about The Simpsons?
e63b68 No.16523589
>>16521941
>Half-Life 3
NEVER EVER
>>16522066
>bethesda merges
i can see that happening sooner if not later
>>16523485
>banjo
maybe in smash or a remaster for the switch, but another fresh new game would be awful unless its an actual platformer.
>>16523565
>simpsons game
unlike south park, no one will buy this crap other than nostalgia fags.
>>16521848
Silent Hill gets rebooted by capcom, or better yet someone buys the rights. also Splinter Cell reboot/sequel thing where Ironside reprises the role. Lastly im hoping for some old nintendo franchise to get a decent new installment, sony nothing excites me really other than what they have announced already, while microsoft is like pandoras box at this moment.
>TFW no TitanFall 3 for a while
b26430 No.16523602
>>16522211
>ending is literally PLEASE BUY SEKIRO 2
>great
Those dubs however are great
>>16522434
Ninja blade is bad, but the combat has about as much depth as sekiro, but it's campy and at least enjoyable. Sekiro was a fucking generic slog the entire way.
>>16521997
I mean given with what happened to Vampire, this is the most likely outcome
1dad05 No.16523605
Dragon's Dogma 2 would make me bust a nut.
b26430 No.16523611
>>16523605
Did you see what they did to dragon's dogma already? They turned it into a shitty "pay for storage space and crafting" MMO lobby based MMO where the pawns literally shot the ground and walked in circles at launch. They removed the pawn learning, so now they're just retarded AI
07d0c2 No.16523619
since there's already people wishing for a fromsoft game i'm gonna wish for a new splinter cell game with spies vs mercs, it ain't so bad right?
1dad05 No.16523622
>>16523611
Yeah because that's an MMO.
d6f3d6 No.16523624
>>16523611
MMOs are a pipedream to that kind of shit inherently
8596ed No.16523634
>E3 predictions
here we go:
>Sony shoves in something even faggier than kike carpetmuncher
>MS shows a gorillion indieshits again, everything is """exclusive :^)""" to XboneX, Win10, and Switch
>Ubishit revelas new asscreed again, half of trailer will be footage of carefully rendered dicks in 4K
>Beth has Todd go on stage and meme again, shilling Skyrim 2
>Nintendo reveals that in light of their recent homosexual partnership with MS, their future games will be ported to Win10
>EA exec beheads Bioware dev team live on stage, audience loves it
>>16521997
fuck you, anon, don't even joke about that shit. I can stomach STALKER 2 being shit garbage, but I can't stomach it getting pozzed
06fc8f No.16523638
>>16523565
>Panel goes up
>They take questions from the audience
>"Why has your show been utter garbage for the past 20 years?"
>"Why are you still on the air?"
Anons, if you can make this happen, please do.
cba4be No.16523657
>>16523611
I don't know, after the success of DMCV I'm hoping Capcom lets Itsuno do as he pleases again.
51983f No.16523660
>>16523638
I would do this if I were anywhere near E3.
f3d15b No.16523666
>>16523589
>lementing blisk
dude looks a bit like Malcolm McDowell
>>16523634
>predictions
But anon, that's not how monkey paw works. You are supposed wish for something good, then talk about how awful that wish will turn out when perverted by the evil magic of the paw.
27c1b1 No.16523690
>>16523666
You mean like:
>New original Duke Nukem game is announced
>It's developed by a team of swedes that decides the game needs a stronk woman to make up for Duke's past sins
>Duke is the butt of all jokes all the way through the game, because "the player has to experience shame for each and every misogynistic remark Duke makes"
>As the aliens are abducting and raping women, Duke has to go around protecting a crowd of angry feminists fighting against those evil oppressor like Duke who thinks women are their property and they don't need to be "saved" by those invaders, because "not all liztroops".
(Nice trips btw)
f3d15b No.16523724
>>16523690
>You mean like this
yes
b5351c No.16523726
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>>16522457
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
74e955 No.16524206
>>16521957
>Halfway
Yeah right motherfucker. We're going full Mass Effect 2. He dies in the opening CUTSCENE and is replaced by Alyx. She immediately makes a joke about how tight the crotch is to imply Gordon has a small dick. Then she finds a bunch of regenerating health and shield shit built into the suit that was there the whole time but Gordon never used because he was too stupid to figure the suit out.
3ff2bf No.16524255
>>16523485
>Banjo style music starts playing
>Banjo and Kazooie silhouettes appear
>The atmosphere is electric
>It's happening
>suddenly, a record scratch
<H-H-HERE WE GO
<IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR ANOTHER GAME
<YOOKA AND LAYLEE OF PLAYTONIC FAME
<THEY'RE BACK FOR MORE PLATFORMING FUN
<THEY'D REALLY LIKE FOR YOU TO COME
>Tooka Laylee, coming 2019
51983f No.16524272
>>16524206
Why stop there? Have Dr. Kleiner remark how glad he is that Gordon is gone and someone more capable is there, plus he posthumously gets blamed for the resonance cascade event. Then, at the end, it's discovered that the Combine are actually controlled by an evil straight white man.
06c59f No.16524277
>>16521848
>new Splinter Cell announced
>Ironsides back as the VA for Sam
>but the game is a reskinned Ghost Recon with tweaked mechanics
941029 No.16524278
>>16521848
It cannot all be battle royale. Maybe one game THQ does will be, but more then one would conflictl
92795d No.16524317
>beth announces another fallout mmo
>after some datamining and some shitty screenshots its revealed they stole some mod
>somehow blizzard sneaks in and announces diablo 2 reboot but in mobile
>some EGS faggot stirs drama
>kojimbo reveals death stranding is an allegory to his career and chops his guts
>another front mission game gets teased its a fps this time
>the faggot who failed the cuphead tutorial is a guest star
>EA sports, its in the box
>valve tries to chase a trend again by releasing some dumb shit like ricochet battle royale
Those are mine, fuck my ass daddy
75c17e No.16524320
>>16523605
>Dragon's Dogma 2 would make me bust a nut.
Dragon dogma 2 will end up being a monster hunter world re-skin
7339b1 No.16524340
>>16522267
>shadow tower
>king's field
>bad
Confirmed for shit taste. Those games are great, nigger.
70841c No.16524374
>>16523182
As I recall, each gang had a unique race in addition to having white people. My guess is they added whites to avoid being called racist.
d77832 No.16524462
I hope someone dies on stage live due to a cerebral aneurysm.
that would be nice
8c2947 No.16524471
>>16522280
god i hope this happens, i want to see the massive amount of anal pain this would cause from every single corner of the internet
430189 No.16524488
>>16522280
Oh god I hope this happens.
d77832 No.16524499
430189 No.16524507
>>16524500
What have I done.
b976aa No.16524533
>>16521897
>New Fromsoft game
>Fucking Armored Core
<Console only
<Or has denuvo
79369c No.16524536
>Fear Effect 3 never ever
>Dino Crisis REmake never ever
>Maximo 3 never ever
Why even bother?
b28ed4 No.16524541
>>16524536
>Fear Effect 3 never ever
Be glad that indieshit game with the IP bombed extra hard. Wishing for a new Fear Effect with the industry like it is currently is just asking for a monkey paw.
79369c No.16524548
>>16524541
You mean what the thread is about?
But really I just felt like posting forgotten dreams and hopes while drunk and this was the best thread to do it in.
b28ed4 No.16524555
>>16524548
>You mean what the thread is about?
I, uh, forgot what the thread was about.
6ced3b No.16524567
>>16521897
>>16521899
Why do you fags try so hard to act like this game was awful?
9f00ad No.16524578
gta 3
san andreas
vice city
One unified story, you can fly take a boat to other islands.
One fucking character or possibly 3 one for each island.
79369c No.16524579
>>16524555
It's okey, atleast you got nice digits.
5e6e54 No.16524581
>Nintendo announces they're releasing mario games on pc
>It's all the old shitty edutainment games and stuff that was originally on "pc"
75c17e No.16524599
>>16524578
Why does big smoke look so unhappy?
79369c No.16524608
>>16524599
He didn't get his happy meal ponies.
b28ed4 No.16524609
>>16524578
I dislike the idea of multiple characters in GTA, especially if they don't play differently from each other.
9f00ad No.16524610
>>16524599
Same things make us laugh… Make us cry…
5e6e54 No.16524612
>>16524608
That's a thing?
79369c No.16524630
>>16524612
Why do you think autists started singing mlp songs at mcburgers all those years back?
5e6e54 No.16524641
>>16524630
I don't go Out to mickey d's so i didnt know
thank god
f68ff5 No.16524646
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>>16524630
But did they get their rick and morty meme sauce?
b28ed4 No.16524649
>>16524646
The really hilarious part is that the spergout was staged, but the Rick and Morty fanbase is so autistic nobody could tell.
3d2416 No.16525484
>>16521848
If the cuckchan Saints Row leak ends up being real it will be awful. It sounds so terrible that there is no way it's fake.
ad9505 No.16525493
>>16524567
Because it is? It's a straight downgrade to every souls game and all it adds in exchange is cinematic bullshit. Every defense is just "b-but I had fun with it".
33a9bb No.16525648
>>16525493
The posture system is leagues better than circle-strafing enemies until your stamina goes back up. A deeper combo/attack system would've been appreciated.
I had fun with it and there's nothing you fags can do about it, feels good.
ad9505 No.16525652
>>16525648
See what I mean?
The posture system isn't even well implemented. It was there in Nioh and you didn't need to drag battles the fuck out for it to work and be fun.
33a9bb No.16525670
>>16525652
>you didn't need to drag battles the fuck out for it to work and be fun.
Most enemies die in a few hits.
ad21a3 No.16525671
>>16525493
Not every game they make has to be a "souls" game. Personally, I want a release of the Otogi Games.
37bcab No.16525693
>New Advance wars game from IS
>Its gacha
I regularly wake up in a cold sweat thinking about this happening
8961fb No.16525765
>>16525693
If dubs, then it's going to be pachinko.
f9f0e0 No.16525779
>>16525484
how about another game like red faction 1?
8a5ecf No.16525835
>>16525693
That's the feeling I get every time someone says they want a new game in that series. Or any other forgotten series, really. They just don't understand that if you love something, it needs to die and stay dead.
8e35fd No.16525873
>>16525484
Ah, the thirty year nostalgia cycle is right on schedule.
>>16525671
Otogi 1 and 2 are why I kept my xbox.
ad21a3 No.16525896
>>16525873
>Otogi 1 and 2 are why I kept my xbox.
A shame there's no port, remake or another sequel. I want Minamoto Raikou to slay demons again.
6ff170 No.16525955
>>16525765
>>16525693
so half pachinko half gatcha?
6673f0 No.16527116
>>16523589
>unlike south park
54f0c9 No.16527193
>>16521848
>Nintendo HQ moves to California
aa46d5 No.16532758
>>16522280
i hope this does not happen
>>16524272
>Then, at the end, it's discovered that the Combine are actually controlled by an evil straight white man.
So Breen comes back from the dead.
>>16525693
>New Advance wars game from IS
<It's waifushit like Fag Emblem
444fd3 No.16533362
With the cliffhanger in Final Remix, do you think we'll get a TWEWY sequel announcement?
c1c458 No.16533404
>>16527116
man south park has really gone down hill since they were expecting to be WITH HER
d09852 No.16533538
>>16521897
I JUST WANTED TENCHU
79af86 No.16533602
>>16533404
They wanted Hillary to win because they wanted to do a plotline where she enslaved the male populace
ad9505 No.16533658
>>16524508
This is such a perfect distillation of what this shit game is like.
4f579e No.16533873
>>16522181
>Only gay men.
>No yuri.
6fefb2 No.16534056
>>16521848
>jsrf remaster but with none of the music from the original version.
>mass effect teaser that's just a logo
04bb16 No.16534088
>>16522911
Ara and twinki goat fucking is the most vanilla shit that came out of Undertale
ddcff4 No.16534093
I wish a game I'd look forward to would be revealed for the first time with a gameplay trailer.
df488d No.16534177
>new parasite eve game gets announced
>it's 3rd Birthday 2
aace2e No.16534219
>new Legacy of Kain
<made by Naugthy Dog and Bioware
a548f6 No.16534445
>>16521848
My prediction: Everything will be shit and I'll wait like 5 years until its 60% off and maybe buy it then.
54eac6 No.16534498
>Square Enix has fucking nothing but the 7 remake and avengers to show that we already know of
>That means rushed out cash in sequels, especially to the things you love.
00e4ec No.16534514
>>16521941
>>16521957
>>16524272
>>16524206
>mfw I can actually see this all happening
bc1b0a No.16534539
>>16523546
Wow, that bottle is huge.
7993f0 No.16534596
>>16521848
>>Both get announce by THQ Nordic during E3
<Epic Store exclusive
ad1b4a No.16534679
>Nintendo conference
>Trailer pans to a race-track with fast vehicles speeding by
>Camera follows the race; speed-lines fucking galore - you goin' fast nigga.
>Sick loopdiloops and twists on the track.
>Eventually catch up to the leader.
>It's Captain Falcon's machine
>Mute_City.mp3
>Camera zooms up on the shadowy figure piloting the machine.
>It's a Mii with a red shell
>New F-Zero vehicle DLC for Mario Kart 8
I've given up on a new F-Zero game.
75c17e No.16534699
>>16525484
That sounds retarded. They will double down in saints row hipster humor.
75c17e No.16534702
>>16527193
Realistically. More companies will start moving to Seattle. Silicon Valley bubble about to pop soon.
7993f0 No.16534718
>>16523589
>Splinter Cell reboot/sequel thing where Ironside reprises the role
<empty open world
<RPG mechanics with shitty grind
<EXP boosts and time savers available at launch for 5 dollars minimum
452cbc No.16534761
>Relic Reveals Age of Empires IV
>Its MOBAGOOKCLICKER like what they did to DOW III
Keep in mind The next Age of Empire is made by Relic
3cfbaa No.16534781
>>16521904
>It still uses that shitty engine with the awful camera
Sekiro would have been so much better if they used a DMC or Ninja Gaiden camera instead.
3cfbaa No.16534791
>>16521962
Fuck you, that's not funny.
3cfbaa No.16534816
>>16523690
Nah, it would be like this
>First mission play as Duke
>John St. John never makes any jokes and sounds sadder
>Dies at the end of the mission and a midget black woman succeeds him, not before explaining that "Duke" was just a title and his real name was Ignacius Nukem
>Midget black woman does nothing but make dumb nigger jokes like "Bye Felicia!" and references to oppression
fd6b2e No.16534826
>>16534761
It naturally will be a Windows 10 Exclusive, too.
8fc1d6 No.16534835
>>16521941
<you ready to take down the man?
>you bet ya alyx!
>heh, as long as i have this
<camera pans down
<it's the crowbar!!!!
<crowd goes crazy applauding
12155b No.16534859
>>16524630
Is it possible to be nostalgic for a different era of autism? Maybe it's because it's in the past and everything seems more tolerable when you no longer have to actually deal with it, but I miss the days of laughing at bronies being retarded everywhere. Bronies, please don't actually come back.
dd9cb0 No.16534867
>>16524612
>kids toys get promoted at McDonalds???
I know it's not a popular restaurant anymore, but come the fuck on now
a639e3 No.16534872
>>16522280
The joke would be on absolutely fucking everyone, even the people that unironically wanted it.
444fd3 No.16534896
Switch virtual console with GBA games
Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, Luigi's Mansion and Super Mario Sunshine HD
966481 No.16534961
>>16524340
>likes MDE
>tells other people they have shit taste
nice one kid
35424d No.16534970
>>16534679
worse it's DLC for Starlink
23ff16 No.16534979
>>16521941
Keep in mind: Valve are actually shilling hard for Alyx Vance becoming the new main character of Half-Life, and I bet the whole reason is so they can actually do that.
c2e79e No.16534986
4ceb72 No.16539092
>>16521848
Steve is introduced as the Microsoft rep in Smash Ultimate, with Master Chief and Banjo as new assists
06fc8f No.16539183
The monkey's paw is already fucking up our christmas.
>New Battletoads announced last year but it's calarts
>New Earthworm Jim announced but for a console nobody wants
>New Boogerman announced but kickstarter only met 25% of its funding goal
>New Bubsy announced but nothing has changed and he's exactly the same
What are they gonna do next?
>New F-Zero announced but Captain Falcon is now a transsexual otherkin and is modeled after Leslie Jones
ca874c No.16539235
>>16539183
>What are they gonna do next?
Valve comes out with VR shit games and everyone eats their shit up, other fags see the dollar signs and your favourite franchise's new game is a VR exclusive
e0e276 No.16539243
>>16539183
New F-Zero but it's an action adventure game featuring Captain Falcon.
d8efec No.16539331
>FFVII remake is slated to come out at the end of the year, but all the new footage looks like shit, Tifa looks like shit, the first episode is going to be the first of six only covering the game up until the point the party leaves Midgar and it's going to be sixty dollars, then the second episode (covering everything up to the first Cosmo Canyon) gets delayed by six years to release for the PS5 with a new engine and no save importing because Square finally fires Nomura a quarter of the way through development and reboots the project, the rest of the episodes are cancelled when Square goes bankrupt and the rest of the episodes are never released
>first cinematic trailer for Metroid Prime 4 is released… and the series looks more like Halo than ever, Samus doesn't even use an arm cannon anymore, has co-op with the other player playing as Sylux, Nintendo also announces something to fill the gap… not Prime Trilogy HD, but Prime Hunters HD instead running on Metroid Prime 4's engine and only including the multiplayer mode with no new maps or content besides skin microtransactions and lootboxes, no plans to add more content, matchmaking only with no private matches or ability to play with friends, no local multiplayer, requires Switch Online subscription and costs 60 buckaroos
>Halo MCC PC is shown, it looks good and there's even mod support and a more robust Forge mode for making custom maps and modes, and pricing is revealed… every fucking game costs 30 dollars and they're each delayed into 2020 and 2021, Reach comes to Xbox One first
>Microsoft removes Gold requirement for online play on Xbox in what seems to be an attempt to get a leg up on Sony… instead all their games are coming out on Game Pass exclusively (including future PC releases, with Halo MCC being the sole exception) with no disc release and the Xbox One is set to be discontinued by 2021 in favor of cheaper Stadia-type streaming Xboxes and other platforms like Switch and PC which are also streaming-only
6dd072 No.16539359
>>16539243
Considering Cap is a bounty hunter I wouldn't even be mad at an action adventure game starring him taking down a series of bounties that increase in difficulty with a loose story tied to it. It might be a half decent spin off.