a700ed No.16470477
SERVER IS UP NOW
IP: 199.195.116.76
PORT: 3724
Most of the 8ch lads are on MR, with a few others on Freedom/HotS. Server admin is Ares, summon him by screaming his name in GL- until he teleports to you and spawns champ mobs.
NEWS: HotS destroys the second MR watchtower tonight, then drives through Brosylvania and fucks the wives of every MRNigger while they're offline. At least two dungeons exist in the world, and at least one of them has been raided. Shitflinging abounds on both sides, and Ares watches with glee from the sky. The population's not dropping as fast as the let it die autists claim, there's still fun to be had here despite the abhorrent map.
To those who aren't interested in playing on this serb, please use this thread to plan the next serb more carefully.
4d0846 No.16470509
>BUILD YOUR FUCKING WALLS
Also, don't fuck the roads. There is literally no reason why you should be digging into an established road and leaving it to look like an abortion.
>>16470502
You guys finally done killing each other senselessly?
e2248b No.16470523
>one bot in the village farming
>no walls
>lots of large ugly buildings
>2 5ql guard towers
Even retards could manage a better kingdom. This is pathetic.
4b60d1 No.16470528
>>16470523
HotS is the thinking man's choice this time.
822de6 No.16470546
4b60d1 No.16470580
>>16470546
https://mega.nz/#!r51UGaSB!ayajWXjOIOm_N4BX0_8ywZi2bBu4Uyn2wNDn_l8JCKU
Pirate client
Select Horde of the Summoned and create a char then ask for an invite in the GL-HOTS chat
If you don't like pirating then buy wurm unlimited
51f711 No.16470680
>>16470580
thanks for the download, but do you know how to start it under linux? Running WurmPirate 1.9.1.6/WurmLauncher/WurmLauncher.exe only lets the process running in the background
4b60d1 No.16470683
>>16470680
I have zero idea on linux at all, sorry friend.
try looking around online, i'm sure someone has a fix
51f711 No.16470685
>>16470683
alright, but thanks
4b60d1 No.16470691
>>16470685
I know wurm is java based so if that helps at all, there you go
410166 No.16470698
Shit game, Minecraft is infinitely better
51f711 No.16470711
>>16470691
maybe i need windows java but maybe i could run it somehow with linux java
4b60d1 No.16470713
>>16470711
worth a shot man, wish i could help more than that but im a windowslet
51f711 No.16470715
b119da No.16470964
I'll get back this week-end, had normalfag shit to do
4d0846 No.16471206
>>16470523
Obviously this is all Bruce's fault.
1d6ca4 No.16472088
Sindusk released his configurable wyvern mods today. it loogs breddy fukkin gud
1d6ca4 No.16472090
aa8bf7 No.16472151
>>16472088
>something to spice up wurm finally
thank god
74bf7b No.16472216
>>16470477
Here I thought a good map was uploaded, thanks for getting my hopes up.
1d6ca4 No.16472233
>>16472151
im going donw the configuration list to see what i think would be good to add to future servers and theres a lot of good shit in here.
disable champion players, natural legendary creature spawns, maybe titans if theyre not stupid additions, ignore bridge checks so you can have your kowloon city, maybe dynamic skill gain, double house size, cap hired guards, mayors taking command of abandoned vehicles, etc.
>>16472216
i worked on a map that would have been used for this server but i can save it for the next one which i may end up hosting
74bf7b No.16472243
>>16472233
Please do, I would playing with you guys right now if it wasn't for the map. Why cant the game generate a decent random map for a change.
1d6ca4 No.16472256
>>16472243
random maps are created in wurmgen but its not amazing for it since you end up doing extensive edits to it anyways. i used L3DT to make a heightmap which may or may not even be good, but its spend too much time doing it by hand for a maybe ok map or leave it to a crapshoot to get something that may be close to what you want
d7faeb No.16472458
>>16472088
>>16472090
holy shit
all those changes. even the variable XP rate or using hybrid XP would be a breath of fresh air. personally I've always wanted a configuration that meets these goals:
>mastering a skill takes longer, like a couple months if the player isnt just macroing all the time
>important items or thresholds can be reached sooner. it sucks ass you don't start seeing ballistas and shit until way later. also if making skill mastery slower, perhaps shit like wagons/Lcrates could have skill reductions
>no multiboxing
>QoL changes that allow gathering to be less tedious (including storage of it having to spend 30 minutes fucking around with containers is aids)
theres so many things there to fix so much that is wrong with most of the serbs we run
4b60d1 No.16472462
>>16472216
What does the map matter when the cities are already laid out? Don't be a faggot
74bf7b No.16472661
>>16472462
>what does the map matter
It matters a lot actually, I just don't feel like playing on Mountains: The Map
4b60d1 No.16472701
>>16472661
I don't think you want to play anyways.
All the cities are fuckin finished and you hardly have to deal with "muh mountains"
just complaining to be a whiny bitch tbh
>>16472661
74bf7b No.16472706
>>16472701
You're the kind to be offered shit and then ask for seconds aren't you? To each his own I guess famalam
4b60d1 No.16472711
>>16472706
Imagine having to have everything handed to you on a silver platter instead of carving it out for yourself.
3a67af No.16472721
>>16472458
>Wanting people to macro EVEN HARDER
why not just double sleep bonus friendo
74bf7b No.16472846
>>16472711
Imagine having such a low standard that you'll take anything presented to you. Cuckold confirmed
e2248b No.16472858
>>16472846
Check out this fucking casual. Too much of a bitch to handle Wurm minesweeper so he falls back on shitty buzzwords.
74bf7b No.16472876
>>16472858
>calls me casual
>after he used the old "well if you dont like it then you should make your own!!!"
Back to reddit with you my lad, also I wouldnt call it a buzzword. Especially if the word fits very well :^)
4b60d1 No.16472892
>>16472876
>wow man this map is just so terrible I CANT play unless we're on flat earth fuck hills
>gets told that the cities are mainly done and the terraforming part is pretty much over
>"LMAO YOU'RE JUST A DUMB BUZZWORD AND CLEARLY INFERIOR TO ME WHO WONT PLAY THIS SERVER BECAUSE ITS BAD"
e2248b No.16472895
>>16472876
>telling someone to go to reddit
>when you don't understand how to identify who you're talking to
Yikes.
4d0846 No.16472909
Why do these threads always become such heated places? Can't we just be friends?
3a67af No.16472915
>>16472909
Because, not everyone is enough of a man to hermit it out and not give a shit about what others think.
a700ed No.16472924
>>16472909
All the friendly people are busy playing while the angry, bitter ones leave and seek out places to vent their frustration.
3a67af No.16472933
>>16472924
that's too much weed for one man to handle
let alone pick
74bf7b No.16472935
>>16472892
>flat earth hills
Never said that, I also dont want to play on OH WOW CHECK THE ROLLING MOUNTAINS FOR MILES
>cities are done
So? I don't typically build in cities anyway
>LMAO
Sorry if I don't enjoy shit maps, I'll try to conform to the general consensus.
3a67af No.16472943
>>16472935
The map is not great, no.
The best you can do is spend hours upon hours grinding digging and mining so that you can flatten out a small area for a cuckshed.
1d6ca4 No.16472981
this is the map I made back in january for "the next server"
i need to load it in to see how bumpy the terrain is because its not going to translate 1:1 as a perfect heightmap. ive got a request to map out another map formation as well which i can get done when i have the time
213f89 No.16473075
Disco night as lanterns on tables technology reaches its peak.
4b60d1 No.16473364
>>16473075
That's some impressive shit, send some to HoTS
72ad75 No.16473902
Don't join HoTS, newfags, it's a shitty kangdom filled wwith 4cucks trannies with a king that kills you for no reason. Real niggers are in Mol Rehan.
>>16470523
>all these lies
Post pics of your village if it's so great then. Bet everything is a strawhut below 10ql :^)
aa8bf7 No.16474301
>>16473075
>the book of grudges still stands
but has its first grudge been struck yet?
796a6f No.16474552
Behold, I have carefully gone through old thread archives and chronicled the history of the various deeds and settlements we've had in over the years here.
There have been previous Bro settlements on the Wurm MMO such as Brostantinople and Brotunheimr, but this is not their tale. This is the tale of the anons of Wurm Unlimited, the tale of the nations that have risen and fallen during their predominance. The purpose of this chronicle is to establish the timeline concerning the creation and destruction of the various cities. The more in-depth details of the stories and events attached to each city is a tale for another time.
```06/01/16``` Wurmian Refugee Camp Slavserb GM'd by a spaniard: Brosmouth (06/02/16) is founded, followed by its offshoot colony of Zanzibarland (06/07/16) founded by Biggubossu (hence the name), Cause of Death for both: The fucking apocalypse on 06/11/16, prompting a literal evacuation to a new server/continent on 06/17/16 because in Wurm server transfers happen by physically sailing there ->
```06/18/16``` still on WRC, map name Deliria: Broschwitz, and various allied anon deeds founded on the outskirts of the city, peace was interrupted when a religious extremist sect of Zanzibarland calling itself Fort Dfc (06/19/16) (delicious flat-chest) lead by cult leader Kamen occupied and fortified one of the major river islands just outside Broschwitz harbor, pr ompting a siege where the Broschwitz militia walled around the Fort to permanently quarantine the invaders, Cause of Dormancy: server instability EVERY FUCKING NIGHT prompting anons to R&D running their own damn server, ->
```06/30/16``` Richfag's ser/v/er: PvP server with Brofoundland in MR, one or two on HotS, and one or two JK/Freedom loners. Server had a rough start with only Freedom and HotS available at first. All spawns were on different corners of the same island resulting in a thunderdome of gorillas, hyenas, and boars killing each other. Cause of Death: Richfag's actual death on or before 7/30/16, ->
Indefinite hiatus of Broschwitz. WRC renamed to DRC. Some anons stuck around to tend to the allied deeds outside Broschwitz. Other anons would intermittently log in and log off from time to time. On 01/24/17 well over 85 gold was in Broschwitz's coffers. "That should keep the place running for about 50 years" ->
```02/10/17``` - Likely date of the height of admin niggery. All bro-related deeds on DRC were found to have their coffers entirely drained and were auto-disbanded by the game. ->
```02/22/17``` still on DRC: Brocelona, Cause of Death: disinterest because the admins already proved themselves to be fags by draining Broschwitz's deed. ->
```03/24/17``` buyfags on Mythmoor: Brodenburg, Bronigsburg, Cause of Death: disinterest due to being a buyfag server with a mile-long rule list, ->
```04/11/17``` Wurminfinity ser/v/er: Full PvP with players across multiple kingdoms, settlements include Fort Broventure in HotS, Crudeman's Rest, Broakland, Tel Aviv, Cuckold's Landing, and Camp Autism. Cause of Death: disinterest/burn out around 5/30/17 ->
```07/06/17``` The Grave Realm ser/v/er: New Brosmouth, Cause of Death: server merged with Brohan, admin was not prepared for java/Rolfcode bloat ->
```07/11/17``` Brohan ser/v/er: Hohenbrohausen in JK, hotsniggers in hots, shitters in MR, Cause of Death: epic settings were enabled halfway through the server after a (((vote))) that was won by a margin of 1 vote, pissing off everyone that voted no (half the goddamn server), starting a long, steady decline ->
```02/01/18``` rushed server: created while anons were working on a proper map, shortlived with spawn surrounded by champion trolls and scorpions, HotS spawned at JK spawn causing them to get killed by JK spirit templars. Cause of Death: pulled the plug to make way for BroMiddleEast ->
```02/09/18``` BroMiddleEast ser/v/er: Brolympus in JK, Cause of Death: mayor was a faggot, Spurda in JK, Cause of Death: disinterest around 03/28/18 ->
```06/08/18``` fucked dirt server: anons dug a fuck-huge ravine into a hillside and got to water before hitting rock for a mine, Cause of Death: D I R T ->
```06/10/18``` 8k ser/v/er: free-for-all PMK only server, Karaz Brokor in Brokenhammer, Cause of Death: disinterest/burn out/distance between settlements, estimated to have gone offline somewhere from 06/30/18 to 07/07/18 ->
```04/21/19``` Infinity-nostalgia ser/v/er: Brosylvania in MR, still open as of current day
And the story goes on.
00c023 No.16474715
>>16474552
good memories of brosmouth
833d26 No.16474789
>>16472243
What's a decent map look like?
4d0846 No.16474836
>>16474789
4k, mountains surrounded by flat lands, hills that aren't secret death cliffs, maybe a dozen or so hidden dungeons to locate. Equal use of all biomes, including snow, with a fair amount of clay.
213f89 No.16474846
>>16474552
>85 gold was in Broschwitz's coffers. "That should keep the place running for about 50 years"
>tfw Broschwitz was my first settlement where I learned to jew and contributed a massive amount of that cash right at the end to create an enduring stain on the landscape and the fucking admin rolled up and drained it a couple of weeks later.
9f6aa5 No.16474882
>>16474552
Rest in peace richfag, you didn't deserve the burdens saddled upon you. May you play wurm in the afterlife forever.
00c023 No.16474895
Thraka HOTS, where are you fucks hiding
74bf7b No.16474955
4b60d1 No.16475017
>>16474895
Under our mommy's big skirt
7aa6d1 No.16475031
>>16474552
So Richfag actually died? I always thought it was just rumor.
7aa6d1 No.16475041
Also, I haven’t played since the days of Brosmouth and Broschwitz. Are things stable enough so that I won’t lose all my progress again?
4b60d1 No.16475049
>>16475041
HoTS is booming, not sure about MR right now.
take your pick, there's lads on both sides of this war
05f441 No.16475129
>>16474552
>doesn't even go back to the release of Unlimited
>tfw the adventures of bros in wurm will eventually be lost to time
>tfw 2015 is already too long ago for anyone to remember
3a36cf No.16475313
>>16475041
Have no idea about HoTS, but it's filled with 4cuck trannies and communists and seem to have some people. I'm in MR, there are people here and we're doing great. Don't join HoTS unless you like 4kiddies.
2b6902 No.16475320
>>16473902
What's embarassing is the hermits guard tower we destroyed was 10 ql higher than both towers chained at your capital.
3a36cf No.16475328
>>16475041
>>16475313
Forgot to add, the host has just paid for another month, so the server won't just go fucking die the very next day.
>>16475320
Sorry we were actually productive and have better things to do rather than do tower defense shit friendo, bet yours aren't any better either :^).
2b6902 No.16475356
>>16475328
I don't think the most productive thing to do in Wurm is making dyes for your gay pride parade. But hey, you're welcome to swing by any of our capitals towers and check them out. Be careful though, you might feel an urge to covert.
4d0846 No.16475366
Friendly reminder that everything wrong is Bruce's fault.
05f441 No.16475377
>>16475366
Fucking mikeytwolf!!!!
3a36cf No.16475396
>>16475356
See fellas, if you join HoTS, all you'll be wearing is a shitty patchwork pants colored in their king's manure. Join MR and you'll get high QL pants with various choices of color because you're a patrician.
213f89 No.16475407
Wendi log back in and make me Court smith again will ya.
2b6902 No.16475513
HotS on top. MR on the bottom.
213f89 No.16475520
>>16475407
Also if you're not playing, ya could at least abdicate.
3a36cf No.16475631
>>16475513
>turning wurm threads into some fetish shit
This is the people you're playing with if you join HoTS.
>>16475520
Gimme the crown, Wendy.
2b6902 No.16475742
>>16475631
>getting turned on by bantz
Cringe.
4b60d1 No.16476302
7aa6d1 No.16476376
>join
>select Freedom Isles because I still have no idea what kingdoms are
>guards immediately kill me
Not cool.
4d0846 No.16476807
>>16476376
>he went for the worst kingdom and was surprised by the results
MR, JK, or HOTS, friendo. Freedom is a meme.
72ad75 No.16477573
>>16475742
>10 in reading comprehension
HoTS, everyone.
>>16476376
No one plays in Freedom Isles, it's bugged in this server anyways. Come to MR nig.
3a67af No.16477582
>>16475017
After travelling across the land, searching far and wide, it's somewhere on the south continent.
2b6902 No.16477589
3a67af No.16477592
>>16477589
They're the hermit kings.
213f89 No.16477941
>>16477589
I've seen more Freedom players, one at that. JK never got off the ground, looking at their spawn they either were never there, got in realised their mistake and left or fucked off immediately and fucking off immediately on this map mean you die horribly with a train chasing your ass cos mobs are numerous and fighty.
7aa6d1 No.16478702
So what exactly has changed since the days of Brosmouth? Wurmpedia seems to be inaccessible through the game now. And what the hell is the purpose of the journal?
4d0846 No.16479101
>>16478702
>what exactly has changed since the days of Brosmouth?
https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php/Wurm_Server_Release_Notes_2018
>wiki
I seem to be able to access the wiki just fine from the game. More often when I don't even mean to.
>journal
I have literally no fucking idea.
3a67af No.16481583
Samefag HQ sure has advanced the field of wagon technology.
796a6f No.16481791
>>16481583
Is that thing faster than bisons or slower than normal horses pulling a cart?
e2248b No.16482851
>>16470477
>May 17, 2019 10:24:43 AM Wendingo no longer is the Chancellor of Mol Rehan
FOREVER KNOWN AS WENDINGO THE FAILED.
MR ETERNALLY BTFO
4d0846 No.16482870
>>16482851
Eat a dick, Bruce.
39494e No.16483442
>>16482851
>implying we aren't happy that the nigger who never logged in is now gone
4d0846 No.16483516
Dema, Chuckle, Xaxa
Your shit's getting demolished. If there's been a time to get back, it is now. Otherwise your homes are gone. Permissions demand it.
4d0846 No.16483539
Also, Skub, if by some chance you see this in time, at the very least come back and give Doop your perms. The depot works for what it is.
92a217 No.16484715
>>16470477
So I just created a char in MR now what? I'm brand new to the game
4d0846 No.16484739
>>16484715
Say hello in the kingdom tab. Somebody should be on to add you.
7aa6d1 No.16484767
>>16484715
Read the tutorial carefully. Best thing would be for you to head to Brosylvania. You’ll first need to get invited by a current member and then you’ll have the option to teleport. Take it. The pilgrimage is a bitch and you will most likely die anyways because everything will kill you. To get invited, to to kingdom chat and whine. The biggest hurdle to get over is the grind by far. There are something like 143 skills total and it takes weeks just to max out one of them. You’ll have to concern yourself with macro nutrients and sleep bonus if you want to increase the modifier for skill gains. For that, eat gulash, which can be found in the inn, and find a bed to sleep in when you want to log off.
Once you got that shit down, figure out what are the things that might interest you and grind your skill accordingly. It’ll take time. You learn of the mechanics and how things behave through Wurmpedia, something that can be activated by the H key.
7aa6d1 No.16484769
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Also, I found this 40 year old woman who plays this. She has a nice voice.
4d0846 No.16484782
>>16484769
>online
Dropped. jk, very soothing
e2248b No.16484805
>>16484769
>tfw no mommy gf to play wurm with
39494e No.16485527
>>16484769
>not watching the furfag who apologizes for 20 minutes every time he coughs
7aa6d1 No.16485984
So where the fuck are the tents? Why were they removed as a starting item?
833d26 No.16486001
>>16485984
Items are for scrubs.
a53bc2 No.16486002
>>16485984
I was half wondering about that in the previous thread. Is there some weird meta bullshit around tents or something? I hardly ever used the thing but I am curious. I suppose tents all over the place looks a bit slovenly.
4d0846 No.16486025
>>16485984
>>16486002
It struck me as weird when the serb started. But spawn was established well enough that it didn't feel like I needed it, so I didn't care to push the subject. I was absolutely fine with starting on shit tools and no armor, but tents probably should've been included. Why you can't simply craft tents, now that's a question.
a53bc2 No.16486037
>>16486025
I don't think I ever considered that, that is a ponderous question.
c0410b No.16486083
Alright ye fair negros, I am installing for first time be prepared to carry me
e043d3 No.16486110
>>16486025
Wait wut, you can't craft them? That's weird. Not like I'll use them ever though.
>>16486083
I hope you have enough autism.
4d0846 No.16486122
>>16486110
Wait, correction: you can't craft the starter tent. You can craft an explorer's tent and military tent.
>A military tent can be used used by players as a spawn point, as temporary storage, and as a hitching post for one animal. To place the tent, right click it in your inventory and select drop. You will need at least 2 x 2 area that is free of items for placement.
>An explorer tent can be used by players as a spawn point, as temporary storage, and as a hitching post for one animal. To place the tent, right-click it in your inventory and select "drop". You will need at least a 2 x 2 area that is free of items for a successful placement.
I didn't know either of these existed. Fuck.
c0410b No.16486127
How do I connect direct via IP?
4d0846 No.16486130
>>16486127
>>16486083
Enter the IP and port numbers as provided in the OP. When you can on, make sure to speak up in the kingdom chat. The cool kids are in the MR kingdom. Somebody should be on to add you to town from there.
c0410b No.16486131
>>16486127
Nevermind, figured out you need a name before you can attempt it
7aa6d1 No.16486174
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This might be a good video for newfags. It goes over some of the basics about the interface.
7aa6d1 No.16486179
>>16486174
Oh, I forgot that some of the information is outdated. There have been some additions since.
c0410b No.16486186
Alright fuckers I'm in, already some wolf tried to kill me and followed me everywhere but these friendly ghosts with swords saved the day, now what do I do
2b6902 No.16486224
>>16486186
Reroll and join hots
4d0846 No.16486254
e043d3 No.16486256
>>16486224
Is there no one in 4cuck that you can recruit at all?
4d0846 No.16486259
>>16486256
That's a good fucking question. We've at least got a thread up here, what's HOTS doing to recruit new blood over in their neck of the woods?
b119da No.16486277
>>16486259
>>16486224
What in the world is HOTS even doing though? Haven't heard anything from them and yet supposedly they have the same population as us?
4d0846 No.16486287
>>16486277
My only understanding of HOTS is that Bruce left us for them after fucking us over, we killed one of their scouts, Doop ran by them with the two-headed autist, and the few pics they've posted which have included a single tower and weed production. Supposedly, yeah, same pop, but we've had relatively little contact despite being on the same continent.
1d6ca4 No.16486322
>>16486256
There's several issues with trying to recruit for niche game on 4chan
thread moves way too fucking fast and will die before 10 minutes is the biggest one since you cant self bump a thread
current HotS does literally nothing to even try recruiting people from 4chan which is why its the same 6 -7 people
/vg/ is not a place to recruit more players
current HotS tends to drive away new players by being faggots and falseflagging
2b6902 No.16486349
>>16486256
by posting ads on pornhub
7aa6d1 No.16487695
The thing about this game is that having everything be equally monotonous means that players will accomplish based on necessity for their character rather than what is fun for the player. While I don't typically approve of this, it does help balance things out with village function because people know that they can't possibly do anything more interesting. Still, I wouldn't mind seeing something a little less management-heavy and more interactive.
4d0846 No.16487706
>>16487695
>players will accomplish based on necessity for their character rather than what is fun for the player.
How'd you come to this conclusion? Seems like the issue is more on the inflexibility of players. A little imagination can spare somebody from falling into grind death.
7aa6d1 No.16487801
>>16487706
Well, thinking about it more, I suppose that it allows players to be more introspective and conscious of the dozens of other things that need paying attention to, but I’d be hard pressed to say that imagination can help all that much. I don’t have much of an issue with it ultimately, as otherwise I wouldn’t be playing, but I rather like the idea of sparks flying with each strike of a hammer or slicing up an animal to separate it from its pelt. With games, I like having the immersion delivered to me rather than providing it myself, which is probably why I didn’t get too much into Dwarf Fortress. I’ll experiment when I log back in tomorrow to see how things change for me.
e043d3 No.16488020
>>16486322 (Checked)
That's… That's just sad.
>>16487695
>>16487801
I don't know how it goes for you, but I do what I enjoy, mainly smithing.
213f89 No.16488953
Plz do a serber restart this 40kg of phantom weight in my inventory makes me want to kill.
833d26 No.16488997
213f89 No.16489372
>>16484769
>wants to find somewhere to live
>drowns
>gets mobbed
>falls off cliffs
>gets poisoned
Sounds about right.
e2248b No.16490092
>>16486322
Dont forget that mods there are finicky and will delete the thread because they see it as advertising. God forbid people GAME on a video game board.
4b60d1 No.16490122
>>16486322
>blaming current HotS
HotShead here, the issue with it is that the mentality on /v/ on 4ch is autistic. It's basically along the lines of like you post a game and people auto force you to /vg/ or just bash it because that's what all the shitposters do. You might be able to start up /vg/ but considering you only net like 10-20 players per faction max, hard to keep a general alive when katawa shoujo circlejerk thread #30000 is still posting about fuckin nothing
People don't play games on 4ch /v/. they shitpost so they can post the funny frog image and say nigger
65e82e No.16490219
So should i join HotS or MR?? im downloading the game now.
7aa6d1 No.16490232
>>16490219
HotS for hermits while MR has an actual town set up. If you're a newfag, you'll definitely want to do MR this time around.
65e82e No.16490344
what is this fucking shit where i fail to make kindling and then fail to make a campfire. Is this whole game going to be an autistic menu fest where everything actually happens in a fucking menu, doing things in one menu so you can menu in another menu and you end up staring at fucking menus the whole fucking menu time
7aa6d1 No.16490360
How is cooking done? I'm trying to make some gulasch, so do I just leave everything in the pan and then it's ready?
39494e No.16490411
>>16490344
Yea sure why not.
>>16490360
Put all the ingredients in the correct cooking container and cooker.
Light cooker.
Wait.
Food.
7aa6d1 No.16490425
>>16490411
It's taking a while for it to be done. gif unrelated.
39494e No.16490438
>>16490425
Welcome to cooking. Higher ql ovens cook foods faster.
e2248b No.16490443
>>16490232
>actual town
>zero walls
HotS has a metropolis compared to your shithole
213f89 No.16490487
Nice to see some newlads in.
7aa6d1 No.16490817
So what's the deal with this source water? I found two fountains fairly close to each other and I hear that they have salt. Do I have to boil the water away? I'd like to use it as seasoning.
e2248b No.16490873
>>16490817
source is used to gain karma. drink it up
75ccfe No.16491008
>>16490122
The absolute state of 4chan, that's really sad. I'm sorry.
>>16490443
Well hey, we have actual buildings atleast, not shitty strawhuts and 5ql guard towers calling it metropolis :^).
4b60d1 No.16491018
>>16491008
Yeah, it's a real shame. That's why the few of us are often the same lads on HoTS. Really hard to get new blood unless we pull a few from your threads here, or introduce through our own acquaintances.
Also you're a dumb nigger and have never seen our city
4d0846 No.16491042
>>16491018
>Also you're a dumb nigger and have never seen our city
I bet it looks like hot garbage.
4b60d1 No.16491048
75ccfe No.16491053
>>16491018
Though again, I have no idea who the fuck wants to play with >4cucks. Also post pics then cunt, I've been asking this shit for 2 threads now.
4d0846 No.16491104
>>16491053
They won't post pics because they probably live in dirt ditches.
2b6902 No.16491159
>>16491008
>>16491042
>>16491053
>>16491104
>too much of a bitch to visit town
>begs for pics of said town
The absolute state of MR. Might as well play PvE.
e043d3 No.16491351
>>16491159
Okay, send me coords then.
b47bce No.16491371
213f89 No.16491378
Hey guise for the first time I imped something to Supreme i-it's a fucking needle.
e043d3 No.16491512
>>16491378
Damn. Now give it to me :^)
4d0846 No.16491789
>>16491159
All we want is one pic of your town. Doesn't have to be the whole thing.
0c830e No.16492099
>>16491789
>>16491104
>>16491053
>>16491042
Hello, Mr. (24). Here's your (You)s and your screenshot.
e043d3 No.16492158
>takes a cap of literally fucking nothing other than a timber house, tower guard, statue, and 1 by 1 "tower"
Uh… Cool I guess, post coords btw
e043d3 No.16492165
2b6902 No.16492247
>>16491351
>>16492158
>daddy pls play the game for me!!!
Grab a horse and go scout for it. Is it really that hard to take yourself out of macroing to participate in PvP?
e043d3 No.16492691
>>16492247
>wah wah u hav no balls to come and visit MR babby
>k gib coords
>WAH WAH FIND IT URSELF
Look, I'd rather do something else more productive.
4d0846 No.16493883
>>16492099
lol what is this shit, i hope you faggots are having fun trying to build a cozy homethat we're probably going to try to smash into pieces at some pointnothing personal.
4d0846 No.16494883
>>16494598
Here's a question: where the fuck is Fen? His stupid bots are still going but I haven't seen him in forever. I'm starting to think that he's gone and joined the other guy in the great Wurm serb in the sky or something.
75ccfe No.16494904
>>16494883
He botted too hard that he became the bot itself
4d0846 No.16494913
>>16494904
>bought some shade chinese vr gadget
>tried to write his own code to become the wurm
>something went horribly wrong
>he's now stuck in one of his own bots
>screaming screams that nobody can ever hear or know
>stuck forever watching himself doing the same task over and over and over while one of us occasionally walks past him
What happens when Ares/Default finally takes the server down?
75ccfe No.16495054
>>16494913
Remember to give Fenbots a hug every time you pass one of them.
a6b347 No.16495140
>>16494598
Sorry guys, normalfag shit took over and to be honest I got pretty burned out playing as much as I did. If anybody would like i can just give the town access to my house if anybody wants any of my shit
75ccfe No.16495169
>>16495140
That's a shame. You didn't harvest enough autism. a-are you going to come back? I'll smith you 70ql weapons and a set of chainmail armor ;-;
8206ea No.16495180
>>16495140
just needed your FCarp skill for my Press or 5
a6b347 No.16495441
>>16495169
>>16495180
Ill see about hopping back on tonight, maybe my attitude will change if I play after a break.
c68b6e No.16495513
>>16484769
based, I forgot about her
soothing background work voice and comfy fap sessions imagining myself fucking her stuttering autistic mouth
5ceee2 No.16495566
Has winter started? There’s a nearby bee hive I want to get, but I won’t be able to logon until tomorrow.
3a1a8c No.16495589
>>16470713
>Takes exe client and tries to run it on Linux and asks how to run it. I am astounded.
dd912c No.16496075
To those who have played and stopped, why?
For me:
- map is pimplier than a teenager
- MR settlement area is shit
- other people have left without saying a word
- spring is here so IRL outside work needs to be done
3a67af No.16496155
>>16496075
I like to pop on intermittently.
The reason I don't spend more time on it however is because I'm trying not to burn out entirely. But it's getting tough to log in at all with nobody to talk to, making me feel as though I'd rather be a hermit.
75ccfe No.16496406
>>16496155
I'm always on every day around 7 AM to 11 PM BST, not from britain though :^).
a7dc28 No.16496454
I've got better games to play these days, though wurm was fun back in 2016/2017. Just saying hello again. Among many of the servers I was the big blacksmith of broschwitz at the end after kriegerr and Anger left for good. 90QL horseshoes and the like. Don't have time to autist out a skill, life is going great! I remember the days fondly, we were there in Broschwitz when Trump won the election, ringing the bell in town center.
5ceee2 No.16496513
>>16496075
I didn’t stop, but I think I’m not coming back to Brosylvania. I have a few reasons:
1) village is shit,
2) village location is shit,
2) Fen’s botfaggotry,
3) I never played solo before.
There’s some other dumb shit like the deletion of starting items, which is just annoying. The only reason I haven’t stopped playing is because I found some prime land, which is something I hear is rare on this map.
d7faeb No.16496771
>>16496075
>horrendous map
>settlement location is workable, but the main road and shitty half assed mine entrance put the village squarely in the "shit" category for me
>all the quality of life stuff was added after we dealt with the worst
mostly just the map though
might take up mapfaggotry myself to try and prevent this sort of trainwreck from happening again
1d6ca4 No.16496819
>>16496771
>might take up mapfaggotry
ecks dee
39494e No.16496927
Merry Christmas Hitler-sama
5ceee2 No.16497071
>>16496927
>Winter
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT IF I ONLY HAD ONE MORE DAY BEFORE GOING ON THIS TRIP I WOULD’VE DEALT WITH THAT BEE HIVE
3a67af No.16497136
>>16497071
There's already an artificial hive.
796a6f No.16497152
>>16496771
Go wild dude
WGenerator 2.9 is what you're looking for
if you want to try fucking around with heightmaps you can use GIMP to save them in the proper format the map generator demands
pic related is the A E S T H E T I C that people have wanted for a while, the black lines are just topography shit and IIRC won't immediately show up when you make a map
if you can make a map even a quarter as good looking as this I'd think people would consider it a success
There's always been a bitchfest about what size the maps should be
my advice is this, if you're going to have "sensibly sized" biomes like the ones in pic related, then, despite the pic being 4k, a 2k map would work best. The last 2k map seemed really small because a LOT of it was water and a LOT of it was a giant fuck-off desert.
Now, if you ARE going to have seas between continents or giant fuck-off biomes (and there's nothing wrong with giant fuck-off biomes, don't get me wrong) then it'll probably be best to make the map 4k
Some secondary considerations
have an idea of where each of the three (four if Freedom is also allowed) kingdom spawns should go. they could be roughly equidistant from each other but it doesn't have to be perfect and it doesn't hurt to be creative
in wurm there is an automatic pvp event the admins can set up called the HotA where players from different kingdoms can show up, fight each other, and capture locations to earn victory and prizes for themselves and their kingdom. the ideal location for the HotA would be a large steppe located towards the center of the map, giving each kingdom similar travel times to reach the hota steppe
snow tiles serve very little purpose and should be used incredibly sparingly, if at all. this server has been firsthand evidence as to why large swathes of snow tiles is a very bad idea when making a map
6036d4 No.16497316
5ceee2 No.16497320
>>16497136
Not everyone playing is part of the village.
>>16497152
I actually want to see the next map be a massive 16k or even a 32k map that is like 80% water and a couple major islands. It would be interesting as veterans would have a new experience in developing and exploring while newfags wouldn’t be completely overwhelmed.
3a67af No.16497330
>>16497320
>A 16k or 32k map
Haven't you learned from past mistakes?
5ceee2 No.16497342
>>16497330
If I had it my way, I would have a 128k map. I just wanna build fuckin caravels.
6036d4 No.16497349
Can someone tell me how to get to the settlement?
I'm next to a guard tower and a mine.
39494e No.16497397
Hey McB I left you something at the top.
e043d3 No.16497546
>>16497349
Ask for invite in GL Kingdom chat.
3a67af No.16499112
>>16497342
Caravels for a maximum 30 people across a 16k or even 32k map?
What are you, insane?
aa8bf7 No.16499579
>>16496454
>playing ARMA 3 when trump was giving his speech after his election
>puts his hands on the bible
>in an insurgency scenario
>US NPC attack heli immediately lands in our base and the pilots surrender as his hand touches the bible for zero reason
>thought it was a good omen
>it was just an omen of him surrendering the entire country to the final downfall.
Polite sage but you made me remember.
213f89 No.16499706
>>16497397
Saw the note but it was gone by the time I got there.
Oh yeah Kigger your shields are in the storage rack, Wendi had a pogrom clean-up so you might want to move shit back to how you want.
39494e No.16499816
>>16499706
In my cart's magic chest is for you.
05f441 No.16500051
>>16497152
We should just use this map next server and actually make the creatures a reasonable amount
https://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/topic/132989-arnor-2048x2048/
That's how you make a successful server. It isn't that hard. And don't let some dumb nigger just make that shit without asking anyone again.
2fe349 No.16500125
>>16500051
wow look at all that EMPTY SPACE
>2k
would suck shit on that map
4d0846 No.16500296
>>16500051
Split that main continent into three landmasses and maybe you'd have something to consider. But you can find better maps, and at 4k, then that. There was a map designed by Moran that was ditched for some reason for the current one we're playing on. I'd be interested to know what that looked like.
2fe349 No.16500392
4d0846 No.16500726
>>16500392
>that island on the lower left between the two continents
I know where I'm heading to in six+ months.
213f89 No.16500987
>>16499816
I am all at once sad and hopeful. That was a classy way to go.
213f89 No.16501940
FFS plz serb restart I can't even wear a damn suit and not be slowed
7aa6d1 No.16504039
>spawn in
>mountain on one side and forest on other
>can't climb mountain cuz it's not Skyrim
>spend 2 hours crafting arrows
>arrows are so LQ that they don't do any damage
>enter forest
>all pine, so it's dark and disorienting
>scariest 15 minutes of my life
>finally out of there with a champion wolf, spiders, and several bears chasing after me
>end up being in a gorgeous field filled with unicorns, cows, and spiders of course
>every resource I need is well within reach
>set up a mine at the base of a hill
>frantically set up a mine door after a fucking faggot troll entered and beat the shit out of me
>spend 30 minute botanizing, creating, and failing to apply healing covers
>20+ hours in, the only metal I've found is fucking zinc
>constantly having to repair and imp tools
>all my shit is all over the place because I don't have the patience to rummage through rocks to make nails
>also trained a dog, but she ended up dying because I had to put her in the mine so she wouldn't get murdered by the dozens of hell hounds despite feeding her two steaks beforehand
>haven't even set up my house yet because I'm constantly running away from wolves and have to grind my masonry to 30
I'm having the time of my life.
e043d3 No.16505216
>>16504039
>can't climb mountain cuz it's not Skyrim
The fuck are you talking about, grind climbing faggot, or terraform a pathway.
4d0846 No.16505933
Wen's an elf now. Don't let him tell you otherwise.
7aa6d1 No.16506968
>newbie spells run out
>everything wants to kill me
>hide and log out
>log back in
>somehow dead anything set up
>spawn at start
>walk though woods since all starter equipment is gone
>get raped by everything
This fucking game man
970aca No.16507067
>>16506968
first thing you should have done is build a guard tower so they can tanks the enemies
500 stone bricks
500 clay (1000kg)
100 wood planks
4d0846 No.16507075
>>16506968
>hide
There is no hiding from death. Or mobs in Wurm when they see you, because the game's set up to make sure they kill you.
8206ea No.16509577
>>16505933
No more booze for you queer knifeear
0fa466 No.16509636
Installed a while ago and just fucked around exploring and trying things. It was fun but I died a lot. Should I start a new character before I get back at it?
4d0846 No.16509652
>>16509577
t. elf friend
>>16509636
Entirely up to you, if you weren't happy with how your character look. It only comes down to appearances, it's not like there's a shortage of supplies.
fc8280 No.16509662
We should have waited 6 more months
4d0846 No.16509673
fc8280 No.16509678
7aa6d1 No.16510627
Having a blast over in Devil's Kennel!
7aa6d1 No.16510681
Oh yeah, and Aniki. If you’re still playing, I was thinking that if I end up abandoning Devil’s Kennel, we should do a settlement together even though we will probably never actually meet due to differing time zones. One of us does one set of jobs while another person does another set. What do you think?
e043d3 No.16511363
>>16510627
>Manages to get some semblance of armor set
I fucking salute you
>No mods
Madman
>Longsword in inventory, uses fucking shovel instead
Godlike
>Playing with 4cucks
eh
b47bce No.16511377
>>16510681
my net makes games unplayable atm and i cant do anything about it but once i replace my net equipment which I believe is the problem i would be interested
213f89 No.16511495
When niggers leave could they at least leave their frigging suits somewhere accessible so they can be recycled, if not everything they own for that matter.
7aa6d1 No.16511607
>>16511495
Oh, I can do that. I've just been so busy on my new account.
0ea676 No.16511681
7aa6d1 No.16513188
And then my game crashed.
4d0846 No.16513242
7aa6d1 No.16513249
Died again due to another crash right outside my house. I found a huge lava spider though.
4d0846 No.16513263
>>16513249
What toaster are you playing on? Lower graphic settings or something.
7aa6d1 No.16513273
>>16513263
I'm multiboxing with a GTX 970, but I also have 20 tabs open for the purpose of shitposting, studying, playing music, reading manga, and watching Godzilla.
fdbc64 No.16513783
>>16470680
>>16470691
>>16470711
Issues reported with Wurm Online ended up with the answer that IcedTea's web applet (for WO and possibly WU too) was not up to the task for working, and so Oracle's propietary Java (that does work on linux) had to be used. Sorry.
fdbc64 No.16513788
>>16513273
Even with a 2006 era GPU I could have 2000 tabs on Firefox and it barely even crashed, with the ~56/57 bringing the stability and fluidity up massively, although with almost all suspended bar some ~30-100.
fdbc64 No.16513813
>>16513273
Even with a 2006 era GPU I could have 2000 tabs on Firefox and it barely even crashed, with the ~56/57 bringing the stability and fluidity up massively, although with almost all suspended bar some ~30-100.
fdbc64 No.16513815
>>16513813
Whoops, there was an 8chan tremor and it timed out beside doubleposting.
87cdf5 No.16517035
i think its finally time i webm the final raid on ares's castle
87cdf5 No.16517060
>>16517035
>43 minutes recorded
>10gb
looks like ill be tubing it and posting a link instead of webms
4d0846 No.16517089
>>16517035
>>16517060
Please do. I wish our mods would stop disappearing like this.
8846bb No.16517095
Hey you fucking faggots, its Chadler. Hows the serb going? Is it ded?
72ad75 No.16517124
>>16517095
Who the fucking fuck are you? And no, it's still going.
87cdf5 No.16517195
Aresenic siege video
https://youtu.be/fKwPqx_c8vE
<why is there no sound
>playing wurm with sounds
<youre a retard
dont like it, should have filmed it yourself :^)
87cdf5 No.16517202
>>16517195
>360p
motherfucking fuck
may as well wait for tube to process the rest of the higher res pixels
d7faeb No.16517279
>>16517195
>not dropping and picking up heavy items to move quickly with them
cmon man its tile based
8846bb No.16517352
>>16517124
Delet this.
Someone spoodfeed me I don't remember how to connect to this shit.
72ad75 No.16517372
>>16517352
you what nig. Start wurm launcher, press connect, paste IP, how hard is that?
8846bb No.16517457
>>16517372
Listen here you faggot theres piratenigger clients and mods and shit.
72ad75 No.16517677
>>16517457
The fuck are you even shitting on about nigger? Are you asking for client/mods download?
7aa6d1 No.16518027
Edge Tower is complete. Now I can build my house.
4d0846 No.16519518
>>16517195
>no audio
>not so much as a simple monotonous jingle
>a whole 45 minutes of silent rape
87cdf5 No.16519624
>>16519518
>only 45 minutes
thats only 45 minutes that you didnt hear. i didnt hear a single sound from wurm for a whole months prior to that. the silence of wurm covers me like a blanket, tuck me in and let me rest the eternal sleep
7aa6d1 No.16520427
I had a successful day. Guard tower imped to 30 after grinding mining and fighting skill. Hopefully, I can start killing off all the mobs preventing me from building my house and starting my deed. I think I'm starting to get a handle on things.
8846bb No.16520468
>join MR
>talk in chat
>no response
Ded serb confirmed.
4d0846 No.16520710
>>16520468
You still on? Try again. Somebody should be there..
72ad75 No.16520716
>>16520468
>Comes on dead hours
>no response lol
Stop being a bugman/emu fucker.
213f89 No.16521127
>>16520468
Many a time people are afk or busy, the MR chat window is rarely a focus of attention unless its flashing
213f89 No.16521137
>>16517457
Pirate Client and modlink should be in the OP erry time.
4d0846 No.16522776
>>16520468
>literally everyone's on right now
>you're not
wtf Chadler
213f89 No.16525097
Someone post the pirate client will ya, it should be in every thread if we want anyone joining us.
e043d3 No.16525153
76ff30 No.16525192
>>16525153
Why are spoonfeeders so insanely retarded?
e043d3 No.16525285
>>16525192
You're trying too hard to fit in, >>>/4chan/ fits you better.
69097a No.16529058
Is the server actually up? What are the rates?
4d0846 No.16529109
>>16529058
Yes, it's been up for weeks. The rates are like 4x.
69097a No.16529509
>>16529109
How many people? What's MR?
4d0846 No.16529558
>>16529509
Thinks have ramped down mostly in part to, once again, people burning things out. But there's about five of us steadily staying on in MR. HOTS has more or less the same population.
213f89 No.16534582
I get population drop is disheartening and it's a self compounding issue until a few of us become ubermen who can do a quarter of the jobs each.
I think you've really got to want to build your self and your corner and not stop, through serbs I've seen so many empty (as in nothing in there) houses, people building up to a point then quitting or worse, getting it done and still leaving it nigh on barren. It's when people think 'I wanna mansion' they build too big too early and tank out cos all they find themselves doing is putting walls up at a crap skill level. Really for a living space you need like 6 tiles, you can cram nearly everything immediately useful to a player into that space and be very efficient. I've still not even built a house this time around cos the mine is so comfy.
The only people who make a serb ded are the ones who go.
Also serb restart FUCKING WHEN (never I know)
b1b0f6 No.16536573
>>16529109
>rates set at astronomical 4x
>only 4k map
why is server dead??!
213f89 No.16537342
Nice to see some new blood in tonight.
>>16536573
Cos the map is a pig, though with numbers we can move mountains, or bits of them anyway.
4d0846 No.16539590
>>16536573
Because, as I said >>16529558 , people burned themselves out too quick like fucking always. Everyone's always in such a rush to get nowhere.
>>16534582
>FUCKING WHEN
Spam discord :^)
>>16537342
Also this, the map is kind of a hellscape of death hills.
833d26 No.16546179
>>16536573
People are doing IRL stuff instead.
7aa6d1 No.16546360
>>16536573
Because the map is horrible, large, and hostile. As a solo player, I’be been struggling to do some basic things because the sword, tent, and armor were all removed as starting items.
eecc33 No.16547734
>>16546360
the tent isnt going to be useful as a respawn point until you get a guard tower up anyways since it only works in your kingdoms influence
d7faeb No.16547925
Let's actually try and work out a basis for a Wurm server that doesn't suck
My issues with all the servers we've run:
>XP rates are too high
On the current settings, you can probably just grab like 120kg of iron and make needles and get blacksmithing to 90 in like 3 days getting cucked by fatigue more than anything.
>There's not enough PvP
I can only speak personally but I'm hesitant to engage in PvP each server run. I didn't even bother remotely this time around because of the map.
Never gotten to see any of the siege stuff used. Never really see spells going off in combat. It feels like we only ever scratch PvP and it mostly feels like collectively we're getting cockblocked by accessibility and the idea of losing stuff whether it be horses or structures or equipment.
I feel like a slower burning, modded out server could fix this. Early PvP on Brohan was extremely fucking fun when it was just a bunch of retards in 40ql shit dunking on each other and exchanging armor sets like it was nothing.
Early raids are great because spirit guards aren't such a factor. You actually get to wade in and slaughter niggers and bash their doors down.
Some of the possible contributing factors I can think of are:
- XP rates allow big swings in FS/equipment levels. Log off for a couple days and come back and people are rolling around with 60fs etc.
- People are scared to lose stuff. Theirs less equipment, but it's higher QL. Higher production with lower XP means more armor/weapons and people don't care as much about losing shit. Animal breeding times also contribute to this. We seldom have quality stables and we pretty much never have traited horses until the end of a server run.
- Structures/placements of any kind are kind of a pain in the ass to bash down and kind of a pain in the ass to put up. I think they seldom get used because of the server pop and you can't really defend forward bases during off hours. Would be nice to have either meaningful territory/structures/routes to take control of and to defend. The Chasm Bridge on Brohan was a neat concept. That bridge was very important and if more elements like that were on the map it could push towards fortifications and PvP encounters.
- Priest spells and siege weaponry are somewhat inaccessible earlier on. Most of the priest issues seem to be we just continually fuck up settings for faith/priests every run. Siege weaponry skill/material requirements are high and also no one seems to have much experience with them.
- ESP is a thing. IIRC there's an anti-cheat server mod now.
People will also be drawn in by PvP if it's happening on the regular. There's a lot of ways to encourage PvP.
>The maps suck
There's either some kind of rush job, some kind of fucked up setting, or the map layout itself is just trash. I don't know much about map creation or what's possible but from what I've seen on other servers our maps are total doodoo in comparison.
>Missing mods
Every run there's like a shit load of people begging for this QoL mod and that QoL mod. Some of these make for very aggravating village development issues (guards, perms, animals, storage methods etc).
And just as a final aside, personally it would be nice to have "quests" as gay as that sounds placed in the world. Little puzzles or places to explore. Ruins with neat pieces of loot in them. Just more PvE stuff to do in general. There's all kinds of cool knick knack items that could make for unique rewards such as the spyglass, pauldrons, masks etc.
3a67af No.16547994
>>16547925
>IIRC there's an anti-cheat server mod now.
Nnnnnneato. If there were an anti-putarockonthekeyboardandgotosleep mod that'd be nice too.
eecc33 No.16548407
>>16547925
In regards to map creation, let's just leave it as the tools are fucking fucked, m8.
Mapgen is pure random, custom gen tools are curated towards professional use and takes a lot of time, trial, and error to learn
213f89 No.16548487
Serb is gonna die in like 2 weeks and change cos it turns out when you see:
>'11 People are online'
From a /who, it's totally inaccurate as its counting people who've logged out and there's like 4 people on tops, also seeing the Fenbots depart yesterday is a certain death knell, I notice he left his stuff locked, one can only wonder at the QL of the things behind that door..
Yesterday I calculated the tunnel through Fucking Nigger Cunt Mountain as being 2.2 miles or 3.5km long taking me 9mins 32seconds to get through it at 22kph.
213f89 No.16548753
>>16548749
McB signing off I'd keep going but it feels like deckchairs on the titanic now, all my shit is up for grabs if you want it.
8846bb No.16548758
>>16548753
Was it a good serb? I'll probably play next year.
213f89 No.16548789
>>16548758
The lads who stuck around were on par but the map was rushed and thus was a hellscape of slopecucking we dug all the way through the mountain we deeded on because it was such a pain in the ass to navigate. Going Kangless was annoying too as we never got a second one crowned but the rates were loopy so rough with the smooth.
There was also a Trading bug which proved bizarre and hard to pin down, sell an item and you'd get the money but you couldn't move all of it just a few coins, relog and the all the coins become mobile but you'd also notice some of the shit you sold was back in your inventory. You could essentially get infinite money/sleep powder from this but whoring it out for bigger items came at a cost of adding phantom weight to your inventory I duped about 3 gold to get magic chests and tranny rods and ended up with a non-existent 40kg clogging me up for about 3 weeks. GAINZ eventually got me moving again despite it but it was still an annoyance.
8846bb No.16549029
>but the map was rushed
We still haven't learned from last summer?
>trade fucked
It was fucked enough to begin with. Tranny rods should 100% be modded out since it makes finding good ores completely obsolete, and thus exploring a lot more pointless.
Instead we need special nodes scattered around the map that contain much better ores to encourage exploring. The RNG white noise generated ores are retarded. It would be much better if we had a small amount of white noise ores (like 10% of current) and then have custom areas with dense concentrations of specific ores. Such as an area (probably middle of map) that has a lot of gold and silver, and probably located inside a large central mountain.
dd0287 No.16549493
>>16548487
>seeing the Fenbots depart yesterday is a certain death knell
He actually quit? I don't believe it, what will he do all day if he isn't botting 24/7?
e043d3 No.16549861
>>16548753
Aw shit, sad to hear that. Banana here, also signing off because the deathforest lag killed my computer and fucking pissed me off to no end when my computer unfroze 10 minutes later to me dying. With the endless bugs and the kang chance being 0%, me dying was the last fucking straw. See you niggerfaggots next server, if ever, I'd give you nigs access to my acc but at this point I'm too lazy to even get on.
213f89 No.16550117
Oh yes and apologies to Silverberg, poor lad was in his pants running with an epic train of mobs on his ass just trying to find somewhere to live and rather than get between him and the mobs I went and stuck a blade in him first and then propped his butchered corpse up in front of my forges for a month plus as decoration.
a8bb22 No.16550316
>>16549029
the map existed for a while, it's just that nobody bothered to check if it was actually any good
a good map should have smooth terrain, a lot of habitable land, little to no snow and marsh since they're completely useless tiles, and plenty of wooded areas close to coasts
>The RNG white noise generated ores are retarded. It would be much better if we had a small amount of white noise ores (like 10% of current) and then have custom areas with dense concentrations of specific ores. Such as an area (probably middle of map) that has a lot of gold and silver, and probably located inside a large central mountain.
this will just lead to a much larger village cave, not people exploring for ores
deprive people of the important ore and they'll quit over that, deprive them of the less useful ones and they'll ignore their existence
8846bb No.16550971
>>16550316
Ok then how about only common ores like iron can be found anywhere, and less common ones can only be found in nodes? To make it logical and possible to actually find them, they should be manually placed in mountains.
183e04 No.16551313
>>16470477
I don't have wurm
eecc33 No.16551732
>>16550971
>want to make sail boat
>cant because lead is only 2.5k tiles away
no, just stop. if you really want to make special ores then have a GM spawn them at the end of dungeons or something and have them be 10 hits before breaking. you get 10 ores of QL determined by whoever mines it
8846bb No.16552975
>>16551732
Or you could do TRADING. Set up a stall buying lead and some faggot ships a wagon full of it and dumps it for shekels.
eecc33 No.16552989
>>16552975
wurm is not THAT kind of autism simulator and its not an mmo. just stop
dd0287 No.16553189
>decide to try out wurm finally
>can't play much because of life
>have to go for a week
>serb dies before i even get back
What a shame.
8846bb No.16553197
>>16552989
Alright you double knee grower, how about regular RNG vomit ores for everything except rare shit like gold and silver? And the rare shit can only be found in a contested area?
At the very least the ores should be grouped in clusters (but still found everywhere) instead of literal white noise puke.
8846bb No.16553871
>>16552989
I whipped up a quick ore map generator to demonstrate what I mean. This generator has much room for improvement and is merely a proof of concept.
Something like this is much more satisfying to my autism and more logical than single ore dots evenly spread out.
1 pixel = 1 tile and you can adjust the density and frequency of nodes to an ideal amount. Of course I would add an option to select the % chance of each type of ore like the map generator has.
4d0846 No.16560377
>>16548753
>>16549861
Quig here. Didn't mean to disappear for a week, had to partake in some stuff. Still wanted to get my wine on, but if that's it, then I guess that's it.
>>16547925
Adding to all this, there's the all important rule that is always discarded: DO NOT BURN YOURSELVES OUT. Why this keeps being an issue, I cannot understand. Everyone always comes into the game rushing for no reason. This is what principally kills the servers, every single time. There is no rush to this game, there is no reason for people to play 24/7, fucking calm your tisms and have something more in mind than muh stats.
>quests
At the very least, we need to have a good dozen or two dungeons spread out throughout the map. We were suppose to have HOTA this serb to keep things interesting, I don't know why that never happened. Or why Epic settings weren't on, so peeps could complete missions for their gods to add a further level of stuff to do. Overall, I'm not all that mad with the serb. I don't think it was all that bad. I think Brosylvania was settled in the most retarded place possible, but we made the most of it. The death hills were horrible. My only regrets were not getting that highway anywhere.
>There's not enough PvP
I know there was a lot of anger over the 8k and 2k map, but did the 4k really fix anything? We had active pvp on the 2k. On this one, we had one instance of slapping a HOTS scout. At our height, there's only ever a few dozen people on at once. Does that justify all the unused land and the lack of bantz or slapfights between kingdoms?
4d0846 No.16560421
>>16560377
On top of this, we need admins to not disappear like they keep doing. I'm pretty sure this is the third serb in a row where our One True God has left us on our own. There were requests for serb restarts that were never seemingly answered. We need one person to host and run the show, with maybe one or two underlings to pick up his time away.
e043d3 No.16565048
>>16560377
Don't forget the fact the map is godawful what's with the slopes and deathforest along with rapetrain mobs (Now, I don't really mind the ease of access to HHs, free coal producing beasts, etc, but it's getting so fucking annoying when you try to travel anywhere at all, not to mention the incredibly meme respawn timer of an hour or even less. The deathforest also ended up killing my performance and eventually froze my laptop for a good 10 mins).
>Or why Epic settings weren't on
Last it was enabled on Brohan, it pissed off half the server, it also made grinding piss off easy if 4x isn't easy enough for you already.
>There's not enough PvP
In this server's case, it'd be because traveling to HoTSville is a huge pain, deathforest+slope isn't really worth it. Also HoTS are sissies :^).
>map
If we're just having 2 cities of HoTS vs MR, 4k is too big, even if you autist incredibly hard, have hermitfags here and there, be a knifeear and grow jungles, it's still going to be too big, and you're not even going to use anywhere close to 25% of the map, both sides combined.
>>16560421
This shit too, lack of admin support ESPECIALLY if the server is bugged as fuck, makes it way worse, and this server is more bugged than Obama's bedroom.
af6730 No.16569954
>>16547925
It's simple - we go to a norman serb
It worked well for WRC/DRC until admin shat himself (not because of us)
8846bb No.16571560
Hey faggots I started experimenting with methods for hand crafting maps. What I'm trying to do is personally draw every inch of the map. The RNG generated maps are boring and the crudely carved out rivers that are 30 feet deep look ugly. My goal is to personally draw every landmass and mountain into the world.
I want to pay a lot of attention to specific areas where players would likely build their base and make the surroundings as painless as possible. Do you guys have any suggestions? Heres a crude start to me experimenting with the height map.
8846bb No.16587636
This Hawaiian island looks pretty sick.
People actually live here.
8846bb No.16588164
>>16588093
I wish there were a program where you could just sculpt the terrain and see in real time how it looks and scale that shit properly.
>inb4 thats what this is
Heres my progress so far with this 'tism.
eecc33 No.16588756
>>16588164
trust me, learn how to use the free software and do everything by hand in that
eecc33 No.16588849
>>16588756
excepting the giant mountains of rock slopes (of which were semi intended), its fairly rolling which may be boring but idk everyones preference. i can adjust the immediate maximum height by recreating the map in mapgen but the highs will still be higher than the hills. slopes along the waterline range from slight inclines to slightly steep inclines depending on where you are. theres probably a good amount of places that will hitch up horses around the steeper land masses but most of the map should still be accessible to them.
still exploring
eecc33 No.16588880
ultimately, its mostly just testing out the map settings ive been working on since january. L3DT, despite being a bitch to learn alone, has yeilded some likeable results and im satisfied that I can recreate new maps with what ive learned.
the map itself was still created to be played on and i do plan to use it if i decide to host a server in the future (and yes, i actually know how to actually set up a server for yall shitdicks)
over the months, ive just got to start creating content ahead of time like some challenge dens or roaming named mobs, and make sure to implement mods and configure them correctly. i plan to use one of my spare towers on a VPN or something and try to keep my internet up to par for constant use.
833d26 No.16588896
>>16552989
>wurm is not THAT kind of autism simulator and its not an mmo.
It is though. Hence why small servers are suck.
213f89 No.16590648
Next serb needs a Slopecuck Island made entirely of fucking pain in the ass mountains and hills for those of us nostalgic for the last one. Also next time ffs deed somewhere near some steppe.
eecc33 No.16592308
>>16590648
do you see all those grey mountains?
>>16588880
>>16588849
you cant climb those
e7a230 No.16607595
Dead game. I was actually waiting for the new map but it looks like it'll die before anything even comes out.
8846bb No.16607919
>>16607595
thats the point faggot
Come back in a year or so.
213f89 No.16609104
>>16607595
This game doesn't die, its seasonal, it blooms and withers but the seed of needing a good serb never goes away.
eecc33 No.16609333
>>16609104
ill be working on it for the next six months or so
8846bb No.16609863
>>16609333
You better make a good map least you get map cucked by me :^)
a8bb22 No.16609911
i'd suggest disabling artifacts for the next server, even as someone who enjoys them, they cause more trouble than it's worth
it'll also help with the whole "people don't want to lose shit by dying" thing and how people generally go insane hunting them or having them, as well as stop the race to 80 faith from being a big deal
eecc33 No.16626662
im gonna post some info of my map really quick. i can spawn in glimm and ada on the map and im thinking at a rate of 0.002% i can see a fairly rare amount of them eveywhere but idk if its too much or spawning them at all is overkill but >consulting the thread for advice
a8bb22 No.16626735
>>16626662
make sure they're not the broken default ones that only get 50 actions before crumbling because wurm's stupid
as for generation, since moon-metals aren't required for anything, seeding them in mountains or other interesting areas both narrows the area players have to search and gives something to hunt for
alternatively, you can do what the 8k abortion tried to, and have veins as rewards at the end of a dungeon
eecc33 No.16626759
>>16626735
i know the pain about the 50 hit ore veins and im going to make sure theyre not broken. as for moons ill leave random ores in the map but also work to add guaranteed rewards for them as both veins and hgih QL chest rewards.
i plan to incubate this map for a long while so i can go through and add dead deeds and content way ahead of time. it also lets me learn how to use the ruler because thats going to be a bitch and a half to learn to use well
eecc33 No.16645896
thoughts on topography, tree coverage, etc?
theres not a lot of snow or tundra since they a shit so i combines them as it made sense to see them together anyways
a8bb22 No.16645949
>>16645896
looks pretty alright, here's a few opinions
>the edges of the map are a bit fucked because it's too close to the border, you'd want the map to be decently far away from the edges, otherwise any attempts to go around the border of the map will cause constant "dark shadows" messages, even on land
>a few more thin waterways like the one between the top-right and top-center island would help, it promotes bridge-building if that ever actually happens, or at the very least makes land-bridges more feasible, though i'm not sure how wide those rivers are in actual gameplay
>the lack of snow is nice, marsh placement on the bottom-right continent's a bit weird though, should probably be closer to water or not exist at all because marsh fucking sucks, but if the entire map were functional it'd be boring as shit
>i also like what you've done having steppes on every island, though having one island have a much larger steppe for flavor might be good
apart from all that shit, i'd have to see the heightmap to have more opinions
eecc33 No.16645998
>>16645949
>dark shadows
fuck, i forgot about those. itll have to be something everyones gotta deal and ill keep it in mind for future maps. its too late to make sweeping changes to the terrain without wiping porgress.
>thin waterways
this will be a 4k map so the waterways should be about as big as you expect them to be unlike how cramped they ended up being on the 2k med map. you can see examples of how it will look here>>16588849 >>16588880 so land brisges are possible in some places but going to be a chore in others. the waterways between landmasses should be a minimum of about 6 to 10 tiles i reckon.
>marsh
i also dislike it a lot but i have plans for that space. its also placed in a kind of basin so itll make a little sense.
>steppes
if you want to suggest a spot to add more steppes ill consider it. im hesitant to just load up the map with biomes everywhere and steppes, besides spawning HHs, isnt really good for much else
heightmap and map map with a couple added deserts because theyre fairly useful for mob spawns
4d0846 No.16646807
>>16565048
>the slopes and deathforest along with rapetrain mobs
>so fucking annoying when you try to travel anywhere at all
I don't remember the respawn timer ever being an hour long. I did get some lag on occasion, but nothing that was ever too serious. If it weren't for the insane random cliffs, the mob rape would've been a lot more tolerable. A lot more fun, even. We had loads of fun on that test serb when the crocs were spamm9ing themselves out from the woods. Nobody complained then. It's all in the hill cliffs that shouldn't have existed.
>Last it was enabled on Brohan, it pissed off half the server, it also made grinding piss off easy if 4x isn't easy enough for you already.
Half the server was full of FAGGOTS, then. Why wouldn't you want a whole extra layer of objectives to do with this game? If it makes grinding easy, then lower the rates to compensate. I was fine with it being 2x2 at most to begin with.
>4k is too big
Which is why I'm not fully advocating 2k maps only. We simply don't have the pop. The 4k hype train was a mistake.
>lack of admin support ESPECIALLY if the server is bugged as fuck
Feo was plenty around for the start, I don't know why he simply stopped. I don't know why I don't ask him directly. But like I said, one admin and two underlings to fill in the gap would be the ideal. The admin doesn't need to be available 24/7, if that was the issue.
>this server is more bugged
Was it? Or was it just Wurm being Wurm?
>>16569954
>go to Norman serb
>do too good or say one wrongthink word
>town dismembered, all banned
>>16607595
WINTER SERB IN SIX MONTHS
>>16587636
>>16571560
>>16587642
>>16588164
>>16588756
>>16645896
>>16645998
Do people not need sand anymore?
eecc33 No.16646978
>>16646807
<Do people not need sand
Do people not need brains anymore?
4d0846 No.16647012
>>16646978
I guess not, if they get upset over their lack of sand.
eecc33 No.16647049
>>16647012
Stop posting, retard, and learn how maps are made
4d0846 No.16647089
>>16647049
All I'm asking about is the sand. Not even all the critically. Why does this enrage you?
eecc33 No.16647102
>>16647089
>link a bunch of preproduction maps with no biome work done at all
<dude why havent you added sand?
theres even sand in the last 2 images you linked
213f89 No.16647767
>>16645998
Steppe is good for HHs, buffalo and foraging for woad and a few other things, it is also a quiet-ish comfy biome when you've been though a hell trip, rather than making many little ones just do one or two medium sized ones on the big continents.
Bit more snow up north/down south maybe? I know it doesn't serve much function but it breaks up the monotony of WOODS and PLAINS a bit. Tundra too for that matter.
32261b No.16647988
>>16647767
K, I'll expand tundra and snow flakes down a bit more. Where would you suggest making bigger steppes
eecc33 No.16649456
last call for map changes before i save it and start adding in shit to the world
4d0846 No.16649515
>>16649456
How about sand? :^)
213f89 No.16650843
>>16649456
make sure there's clay and tar and peat
eecc33 No.16650889
>>16650843
I added clay on and near beaches as a guarantee as well as putting enough random seed deposited on the map, probably too much