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49f0ed No.16454526
Previous OP's were faggots.
Anyway the movie came out and it should be a cute flick. Although I don't like how they couldn't get Danny Devito to do the role, they didn't even get someone to sound like him. Yet here we are with fucking Ryan "Green Lantern" Reynolds doing the voice work for everyone's favorite electric mouse. I'm not angry or upset, but I am disappointed. In any case someone edit this OP to add in a camrip when it comes out.
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42dde1 No.16454528
>Previous OP's were faggots.
PROCEEDS TO LINK FUCKING YOUTUBE
49f0ed No.16454539
ab3b83 No.16454562
>>16454539
>not changing it to a webm
fuck off with this
42dde1 No.16454600
>>16454594
Can you image being this kind of retarded?
42dde1 No.16454615
>>16454609
Nobody said invidious or hookshit but yourself you shit eating mongrel. There will always be the better option, which is >>16454539
ed2328 No.16454617
>>16454594
It doesn't give views because those are calculated by Youtube page scripts it doesn't run.
67fbf5 No.16454618
>>16454528
Then he circlejerks the film like the last OP. Fucks sake, (((they))) are pushing this hard.
94f597 No.16454642
Wait, it's the whole film?
The hell?
94f597 No.16454648
abc41f No.16454656
It's a fun movie. I really enjoyed it.
My only fucking annoyance is that Vaniluxe looked a little off.
Fucking Toxicroak looked AMAZING though
abc41f No.16454658
>>16454656
Oh and lickilicki was cute
98cd79 No.16454659
>>16454526
Why a nigger kid though?
49f0ed No.16454665
>>16454618
I'm not circlejerking shit. I just think the movie looks cute.
2413c4 No.16454673
>>16454659
nigga children trying to search for their lost father should be a relateable story for most of the american audience
49f0ed No.16454674
>>16454659
Because everyone turns into a nigger. Look at this comic
b10916 No.16454728
>>16454617
Yes it does. Anyone pushing invidious is just trying to get you to accept youtube by another name. Webm or fucking bust.
1a5422 No.16454752
>>16454665
You're a retard if you think uncanny valley monstrosities look "cute".
49324a No.16454863
>>16454674
excellent comic, any more or this or recommends?
99f100 No.16454892
>>16454618
I just noticed that my Detective Pikachu / A Hat in Time "reminder" thread got delet. And yet, it got reposted again as two separate new threads. One talking about A Hat in Time's dlc tranny shit. And now this thread, which unlike my thread, is unironically circlejerking the Pika flick.
25fec8 No.16460282
>>16454659
Actually it's a nigger american, the dad is a titanium hwite dad that had brief jungle fever and killed his mum, in the movie it is stated that the dad never left the kid, the nigger kid did a reverse nigger dad on the dad, so really the white man despite being a race traitor never went against his family, it was the half nigger kid that did.
7f85c5 No.16460839
>>16454752
>anything in this movie
>uncanny valley
You're retarded.
859e53 No.16460889
I thought it was ok, pacing felt too fast, dialogue was too descriptive at times but it's a kid's movie so I'll give it that, tonal issues (kids movie yet swearing from pikachu of all things, oy vey they're really pushing it now)
1d10dd No.16460897
People act like this is the first good videogame movie as if they forget Mortal Kombat exists.
b37c7e No.16460945
>Ryan "Green Lantern" Reynolds
Pretty obvious that's not the superhero role he's known for or trying to emulate here.
1a5422 No.16461018
>>16460839
You're either a fucking retard or a shill if you think this isn't uncanny valley tier shit.
7f85c5 No.16461058
>>16461018
Congrats, you have no idea what "uncanny valley" means
e21db0 No.16461143
>>16461092
Failures the lot of you
af75bf No.16461164
a19a94 No.16461185
>>16461179
>gun isn't replaced with an axe
>>16454752
The rest we've seen are pretty horrifying but I think Pikachu and Eevee look cute
6a6176 No.16462924
I saw this in theatres. It was okay. Didn't like that they made main character black, or hooked him up with the blonde haired blue eyed girl, as western films love to do. Also the twist at the end was obvious as fuck from the get go.
>>16460945
He actually fit the role of pikachu as a hardboiled detective fairly well. He was the only actor there that I felt actually did their job well, or at least didn't have cringey as fuck lines, like the reporter girl who's a glorified internet top 10 pokemon writer.
>>16454656
They used mewtwo as a deus ex machina too much, to revert any permanent changes.
Gyarados looked badass
eed93d No.16463115
>>16462924
>I saw this in theatres.
I hope you didn't pay to see it.
69d4f3 No.16463599
>>16454659
what >>16454673 said
the shittiest part about this movie is that somehow the story it tells is more coherent than that of the game, yet it doesn't make it any less retarded
000e13 No.16463619
>>16462924
>watching cuckporn
kys
b206c5 No.16463622
>>16461018
That's not uncanny it's just ugly.
Sage for shilling thread.
67fbf5 No.16464592
>>16464563
an extremely flamboyant nigger at that. I've got no interest in this movie and I can only pray China and the US don't make the fucking "Pokemon Cinematic Universe" a thing with all the subversive Hollywood tactics. I was lucky when Power Rangers flopped, but I don't think we'll be so lucky this time.
Sad thing is the Pokemon universe is supposed to be comfy and pure but you know (((they'll))) absolutely destroy it.
7cc308 No.16464956
>>16464592
>I was lucky when Power Rangers flopped
They're still making a second one. They just haven't decided if it will be a sequel or a reboot.
4d8132 No.16465134
>>16454526
Danny doesn't know or give a shit about pokemon, so fuck off with that meme.
Ryan is more famous for deadpool than green lantern at this point.
I'll defend the games, but this movie is the most nu-male shit I have ever seen.
Shit-tier thread, OP
25fec8 No.16465277
>>16464563
>villain
>didn't really do anything bad other than kidnapping his son and killing his father (was revived anyways, death is meaningless)
DON'T YOU WANT TO ERP AS YOUR POKEMON
49f0ed No.16465330
>>16464563
>>16464592
>Caring about mundane shit
882847 No.16465476
>>16460912
The original Prince of Persia was made by a jew so of course he'd make sure that they didn't ruin it.
93ce56 No.16465487
Holy crap. This thread is a fucking shitshow. Mark delete it and make another one.
a19a94 No.16468198
There's a camrip on IPT now. Should I mirror it on Mega or something?
e29d45 No.16468209
0784e7 No.16468238
Hollywood killed Carl Lämmle, because he wasn't willing to sodomize Walt Disney.
a19a94 No.16468356
>>16468198
>>16468201
>>16468209
Mega was being a fuck so I used transfer.sh. I was also too retarded to change the name incase it could get shoah'd so I put it on zerobin
https://0bin.net/paste/o59K7zLgbkNcMXCS#8hxEEfCKBRnTE0BW2-LoLewK3CGknbwlHDlyPl7gOlT
Right after it finished downloading I noticed another version, but I'm not sure if the difference is enough to be worth downloading over this one because it's around 1.5gb more. First pic is the one in my link
>inb4 it's just the other copy with the watermark cropped out
fdcc7f No.16468370
>>16464640
Hidden power, faggot
4af522 No.16468457
>>16468198
/v/ movie night when?
7033a0 No.16468468
>>16468437
AH OUR GOOD OL /V/
8e49d4 No.16468477
>>16468457
Yeah, Mark still hasn't streamed Ready Player One and Black Panther yet.
8b04d3 No.16468499
>>16468437
That's not even political, it's well-known that China doesn't like seeing niggers in film
d06549 No.16468791
c806c6 No.16468799
>>16468791
Don't spoil me on anything else since I plan on pirating it, but is the mastermind still a corrupt bigwig from a news organization like in the game or did they change that the hollywood kikes they are?
e29d45 No.16468808
25fec8 No.16468832
>>16468799
Yes but it has a bit more meaning, as the movie tricks you into thinking the son is an asshole at first but really it was the father in the news media, creator of rime city. Then has a weird ending where that whole scenario between those two have a 'subtle' reflection on how the son can influence the father as much as the father can influence the son. So Tim niggerman decides to not be a fucking faggot to Henry, they changed a lot that I would say it's a poor game adaption but as a movie, it's decent enough.
c806c6 No.16468841
>>16460282
>>16454659
What the fuck that's pretty different from the game.
In the game the protag and dad are both white. The dad had an "accident" arranged for him after looking too deeply into a case and has been missing ever since.
>>16454674
this is legitimately, unironically the reason
cfdde4 No.16468847
>>16468694
Everyone's furry for totodile
74b78d No.16468958
865c12 No.16468973
Holy shit, the movie was actually pretty good. It was a kids' movie, but it managed to be a damn good kid's movie. It packs in a lot of references that will keep people that played the games noticing, but instead of being like, "LOOK, A REFERENCE," it's all used to pad out world building and make the universe seem a lot bigger than it was.
a19a94 No.16469024
OY VEY
>>16468973
Did you clap when you saw the red lightsaber in the latest Star Wars™ film too?
e29d45 No.16469029
01a44c No.16469939
This movie has a lot of hollyjew propaganda bullshit and Im not even done with yet. Thanks anon who gave out the download link.
a19a94 No.16469971
haha
>>16469967
How is that a blogpost?
862a2c No.16469980
>>16468457
>>16468477
This weekend if anons are interested.
d719f2 No.16470031
>>16469967
>thread about vidya movie
>"This movie has X in it"
>WOW nice blogpost
e29d45 No.16470209
How many months was that guy locked in the closet
01a44c No.16470258
>>16469987
Well now I've finished it and yep, its still trash. Saw every part of the plot coming a mile away, the Pokemon (especially Charizard) looked bad, all but like 4 cast members were diversity hires, nigger gets white girl etc.
67fbf5 No.16470357
>>16468198
>people circle jerking about how this is the "realistic pokemon we always envisioned"
generic cyber punk and dark cities with some pokemon here and there are what these people envisioned for pokemon?
de0de2 No.16470464
178879 No.16470780
>>16454526
I have long stopped giving a shit about movies. If the MCU can churn out five shitty flicks a year and not see a dip in profit then it is not salvageable. In vidya terms it's like if we already had 80% of all games being streaming only, on one platform, and having to buy a new streaming platform every year. No wonder /tv/ lost their fucking minds.
49f0ed No.16472304
>>16454526
Movie was pretty fun. There's some shit that would trigger some of the more extreme right wing anons of the board, but in general I enjoyed it.
788db2 No.16473835
e0c5ce No.16474749
>>16470357
It's not like modern hollywood can even pull cyberpunk dystopias, they just make it lively, happy marketplaces. Watch any supposed movie dystopia done in the last 3 years. Barring the amount of diversity, it's more likely you'd gladly live here than not.
eb683d No.16474762
>>16464956
That movie was so fucking bad
>instead of teenagers with attitude who have great physical skills, recruit the retards and social outcasts
>nigger mumble rap for the music
>zords not only look like shit, but are mashed together like playdoh to make the megazord
No wonder the old cast didn't want to have anything to do with it
>>16464956
the only way it wouldn't be shit is if they followed the shattered grid storyline.
6f38db No.16479479
>>16454526
>>16454659
Not even a full nigger kid either, but a halfie! I don't know if that makes it better though. Still won't go to see it, but I may download a torrent at some point.
8e49d4 No.16479491
>>16469980
Please do, but try to do it earlier than /bmn/.
e85f0a No.16479510
>>16464650
i don't know who this is but have sicken desire to learn more.
69d4f3 No.16479551
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16454659
>>16479479
Any time you look at these movies or shows, I know you guys want to jump at the muh socjus argument, because believe me, I dislike them too, but you gotta understand that most of them are just no namers who pretend to matter in business decisions when really they don't.
Optics, man, optics. Suits learn of new markets and try to approach them. Controversy sells. Expanding your audience, in theory, nets a bigger amount of users and hence customers. Why are so many black actors being used to play practically full blown European characters? Why so many whites and (((white))) people playing Japanese characters? It's e-z: they want to sell this new format to new people who wouldn't be watching them movies, i.e. the mulatto guy from pokeymen is meant to entice both young blacks and whites to watch it because his features "supposedly" make him neutral looking. FIFA had something similar going with it in The Journey, an half assed attempt at copying much better sportsball stories starring a britbong half-nignog.
This cuck's video makes some really good points, too bad he's a leftist sunuvabich whi conveniently ignores the facts that Pink Taxes are meaningless, if women had two extra brain cells they'd buy the man's product without a thought and that yeah, Magapedes and Aut Righters will act like that, but did he forget about how many radical feminists keep doing the same shit over and over? As well as all the times this has not worked - key point here is that companies see someone doing something successfully and TRY to copy them. In ten years, they'll be trying to add Han Chinese guys playing European fairytales.
SUITS ARE EVERYTHING
You shouldn't get Stockholm's Syndrome from series. You must go for those that are not for trend, not for stoner, not for corporate attitude.
d91b43 No.16479622
>>16479551
Most things that aren't already completely established perform worse when you inject them with leftism. Many already established things perform worse too. See Ghostbusters, Star Wars or Bioware, for example. If it was entirely up to suits trying to make more money they wouldn't do it. You're either very stupid or deliberately trying to obfuscate the fact that it's an attempt to normalize this shit further. Look at fucking Google and you'll see that they're ideologically motivated more than anything, and the ideology is extremist leftist idiocy.
94a44a No.16479649
>deleted again
he does it for free
fb612f No.16479741
>>16469980
So Mark, what time are we doin it
e29d45 No.16479750
6f38db No.16479806
>>16479551
and here I thought it was because they were tyring to push girls into fucking niggers to create more of the little mulatto shits.
>muh optics
Nigger, I know why they push this miscegenation shit. They're unceremoniously tearing down everything even remotely white to inject their mongralized garbage. The same goes for their blatant efforts to attempt to hijack anime and turn it into some Calarts project that's then soaked with their diversity (aka their nigger fetish). It's kikes pushing their kikery; whether in games or anime, it's all the same. They want mongrels, so they push mongrels. I know you're probably used to arguing with brainlets over here that don't see the forest for the trees regarding the agenda behind certain moves, but I know why they do this shit. They hijack and corrupt because they can't create new and innovating things. It's poor imitation, and should be shunned. Hence why I said I might torrent it… 'might', being the key word.
491b89 No.16481817
>>16469980
mark you kike when's the movie
393739 No.16481878
>he deleted my post
How much is nintendo paying you, Mark?
a77086 No.16481882
Ryan Reynolds is Tim's dad. Making the fact they BLACKED Tim all the more pointless & obvious it was done for the sake of being WOKE. The movie was already predictable as shit with only visuals saving it but it could've been forgiven if they at least had a non nigger protagonist who can't do anything on his own.
724d3e No.16481892
>>16454526
I don't have an issue with the Van Wilder voice acting, Reynolds is an amusing enough entertainer. I thought the part of pikachu embodying the main characters dad was the cringe part. I mean wtf, why can't it just be a talking pikachu