7c2674 No.16442987
I want a new Ape escape game
How badly will Sony fuck up a Ape escape reboot?
e61626 No.16442995
I want NISA to not localize Cold Steel 3. They're already the shittiest localization team so the worst that can happen is that it never comes out to the west. Maybe a ripple effect where none of the games come west.
73c79d No.16443003
I want the next Elder Scrolls game to be made by Warhorse Studios.
>>16442987
There's an entire level dedicated to dabbing and fortnite references.
>>16442995
The translation gets Duwang'd by another localization team, paving the way for other developers to continue using NISA.
46ffe4 No.16443008
>>16443003
Warhorse's Elder Scrolls is moved to a new engine and is buggier than Kingdom Come and Skyrim combined. No mod tools as well.
b84759 No.16443025
I want Warcraft 4 to just laugh at how awful it would be.
73c79d No.16443042
>>16443008
This wouldn't be a complete dealbreaker as I do like the autistic lore. If Warhorse was as faithful to source material as they were for KCD then they'd atleast have that.
>>16443025
It's mediocre but better than SC2 and sells well enough to keep Blizzard from dying.
7c2674 No.16443065
>>16443025
>I want Warcraft 4 to just laugh at how awful it would be.
RTS Battle Royale?
22eb57 No.16443072
I want to become the little girl
76b7f0 No.16443076
>>16443072
You also have a penis
b84759 No.16443077
>>16443065
That doesn't honestly sound like the worst idea ever but I doubt anyone would bother putting in the effort required to make it playable. Just slap it together, watch it fail and deem the entire genre dead forever.
7b9e88 No.16443082
I want a Xenogears remake, with all the cut and abridged content from disc 2 and perfect works restored
ec8497 No.16443120
>>16443076
there should be a downside you fucking idiot
b84759 No.16443123
>>16443120
A black, circumcised penis.
42cb84 No.16443132
i want people to realize that dmc1 is a good game and shouldn't be skipped over
4307e7 No.16443135
>>16443123
this is turning into a tomoko doujin.
7c2674 No.16443153
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>>16443135
>this is turning into a tomoko doujin.
>>16443123
>Watamote not only showing Tomoko getting more action than most of her fans
>Before the manga ends Tomoko will probably canon lose her virginity before most of her fandom
Tomoko knows she can get a girlfriend if she wants too. Her new goal is to get her cherry pop by a boy before graduation. Imagine Weebs reaction when Tomoko has canon sex?
4a6cd0 No.16443155
I wish there was a handheld that could give Nintendo some actual competition in the space now that the vita is dead. the monkey paw bit is going to be, sony will make it and censor my nep games
d0ea40 No.16443170
>>16443155
There's a handheld that completely wipes the floor with Nintendo, but it's an streaming, online-only handheld that mimics the Stadia. It also uses 5G and gives you and everyone around you cancer.
Now my turn: I want the whole gaming industry to collapse. There's no possible downside because it's already completely fucked up.
470fb3 No.16443172
>>16442987
>How badly will Sony fuck up a Ape escape reboot?
NO LOLIS
000000 No.16443175
I want /v/ to take scat away from the jews and make it both wholesome and commonplace in video games.
b84759 No.16443182
>>16443172
>Christmas Cake Escape
470fb3 No.16443185
>>16443182
Nah, that would still be good in its own way. Bara Escape
000000 No.16443187
>>16443170
>There's no possible downside because it's already completely fucked up.
Something terrible will fill the vacuum.
73c79d No.16443198
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>>16443175
Scat singing makes a comeback and is now used in every single game
d0ea40 No.16443209
>>16443198
fuck, anon. My sides
7c2674 No.16443211
>>16443182
>>Christmas Cake Escape
Why are both Christmas cakes and fat girls becoming popular in anime in recent years?
e9dff7 No.16443219
>>16443170
The gaming industry collapses. The Chinese government seizes direct control of Tencent and then buys up every major studio. Nintendo shuts down forever rather than let the chinks win; the rest of Japland folds or collapses, except the mobile market, which barely clings on. The only thing left are chink knockoffs, mobages, and Tencent Sports.
7c2674 No.16443233
>>16443219
Implying China won’t have a civil war by than?
12ebfd No.16443235
>>16442987
I want Klonoa 3
4a6cd0 No.16443243
>>16443170
You know the sad thing,Sony's current strategy for portables is to put an app on the iOS store and just have japs stream their games from psnow or ps4 remote play.
000000 No.16443252
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>>16443198
>2029
>based white protagonist in a based japanese video game comes home to his trad wife
>they embrace and kiss
>she shits herself in ecstasy
>Scatman John starts playing
>skippable 20 minute lewd cutscene
>mfw every game has this
>mfw the jews are gone
12ebfd No.16443264
>>16443262
I'm okay with this as long as it's 3
e9dff7 No.16443265
>>16443233
That's also part of the monkey's paw. Things must go as bad as possible.
c8ac3d No.16443273
I want video games to be unpopular and hated by normalfags again.
86b062 No.16443276
Gimmie a fucking Fortnite movie simian butt slapper.
8a47fa No.16443278
>>16443273
Was C about Jews all along?
16555e No.16443288
>>16442987
Give me a pokemon game that is not shit and full to the brim with Kanto Pandering
44d42d No.16443300
>>16443273
This is because a game came out that was so awful it ruined every single game in retrospect and made them not. This perception is spread memetically and the only way to undo it is by completely wiping all traces of its existence, including every single person who knows about it. This naturally includes every anon ever.
44d42d No.16443301
>>16443300
made them no longer fun*
73c79d No.16443308
>>16443273
They become so hated that anyone who plays games becomes completely unperson'd, not allowed to be in society nor access any of its benefits. Basically what the left wants for gun owners
>>16443288 (heil'd)
It's the best game yet and not 3D, but Kant was erased from existence and so was any pokemon from Gen 1. The remaining pokemon are just Bidoof in different outfits.
73c79d No.16443310
7701c9 No.16443372
I wish for a new Dino Crisis, with tank controls and fixed camera angles.
And, And! I don't want any zombie mutant human-dinosaurs, I don't want the game set in space or any other weird surprises, you got it?!
73c79d No.16443382
>>16443372
Your wish is granted. You star as Cooper from the first game, which is set in Hell. You get chased by demon-dinosaur hybrids.
07a83d No.16443423
>>16443273
Video games become banned and illegal to sell or play worldwide. Playing vidya can get you 10 years locked up in the slammer.
8f6f05 No.16443445
>>16443382
That actually sounds pretty cool.
608238 No.16443472
>>16442987
i want a semi sequel to lollipop chainsaw, but "without" any of the characters from the previous game except Juliet. I want it to have an expanded combat system that feels as good as DMC5 and be partly open world/with a large hub city/town. I want it to be just as lewd and funny as first one (but with less crass gross-out humor) crossovers with other action game series in the form of DLC characters. (bloodrayne, no more heroes, god hand, and onechanbara)
7a4856 No.16443478
>>16443308
>They become so hated that anyone who plays games becomes completely unperson'd, not allowed to be in society nor access any of its benefits.
China's Social Credit System is ramping up to do exactly this.
2a1aba No.16443503
>>16442987
i want to new Legacy of Kain game… written and directed by Amy Hennig, i dont want the graphics to look super amazing, something like Darksiders 2 or3 is more than enough.
2a1aba No.16443511
>>16443503
AAAAND solid gameplay this time
6d1463 No.16443514
>>16443472
She gets a new "socially acceptable" character model that looks like pic related.
608238 No.16443523
>>16443514
…what about mods?
7701c9 No.16443538
>>16443382
[heavy metal intensifies]
6d1463 No.16443541
>>16443523
They'll only be nude mods, which your eyes won't be able to unsee.
0b3cce No.16443552
>>16443514
I find her weirdly attractive
e03aff No.16443590
>>16443503
You play as Raziel and Kain's secret clone daughter and spend the game fixing all their "mistakes" by believing what your emotions tell you is true and teaming up with anyone who seems like they should be an enemy because fighting them would be oppressive. Any time Raziel or Kain show up they just job for their daughter and thank her for being so strong and independent. Also it shits all over all the previous games canons.
c56a82 No.16443914
>>16443182
So we'd play as Aki? Sign me up.
We shouldn't worry about a monkey's paw in a game about monkeys.
ec117c No.16443922
I want China to be nuked.
1333fb No.16443983
>>16443922
The USA is the one to nuke China, and the rules of mutually assured destruction means that the USA is getting nuked too.
2497ea No.16443992
>>16443042
>This wouldn't be a complete dealbreaker as I do like the autistic lore. If Warhorse was as faithful to source material as they were for KCD then they'd atleast have that.
Oh, you mean all the lore from Oblivion, Skyrim and TESO? Okay, anon, we'll make sure it'll be perfectly faithful to all the lore that Oblivion, Skyrim and TESO created.
71ba5b No.16444027
>>16443922
The fallout hits Japan, the Pacific, then Canada/USA/Central America. The resulting state of emergency caused by radiation poisoning (and the fact that the US would be stretched thin to provide aid to the protectorate nation of Japan) provides an excellent weak spot to exploit for Saudi-Funded politicians to make the US even weaker before Russia kicks in and invades US soil. Because Japan was hit so hard by fallout, nearly all the natural beauty of their landscape dies as well as whatever decent video games they were working on.
I want a resurgence of game developers who just want to make fun video games for the sake of being fun.
a84dfb No.16444035
What if EA ressurects Dead Space?
d2d07b No.16444058
>>16443552
Go back to reddit you degenerate fag
afcef8 No.16444109
>>16444035
Then you're gonna get Dead Space 3 Part 2, just with shittier graphics and more microtransaction.
2497ea No.16444111
>>16442987
I wish that Troika weren't outbidded by ZeniMax for the rights to the Fallout IP and that they then got to make and release their Fallout 3.
bbbdd0 No.16444168
>>16443182
Make it happen.
7a4856 No.16444251
Alright, fuck it. Let's do this.
DON'T FAIL ME NOW, MONKEY PAW
I want a new Duke Nukem game.
I then want to see Tencent become completely dismantled.
Following that, I want SEGA to release the Dreamcast 2.
Finally, I want Blizzard to eliminate all pretenses and just turn Overwatch into a porn game.
9804de No.16444263
>I want a game about niggers
Visit Detroit.
Real talk, it won't happen as Soyniggers have long ran out of creativity. At best you'll get maybe a HD remake at full price while faggots whine that people are comparing the apes to niggers by saying the apes are better behaved.
2497ea No.16444268
>>16444251
>I want a new Duke Nukem game.
Is a monkey's paw even needed at all for this to be completely ruined?
9332f2 No.16444269
I want the next generation of consoles to use firmware licensed under the GPLv3.
402dba No.16444272
>>16443211
>Why are both Christmas cakes and fat girls becoming popular in anime in recent years?
Breeding propaganda. Those jap birth rates aren't going to go up if males have actual standards.
42cb84 No.16444275
>>16444251
It's a new duke nukem revengance game, it's not a shooter, it's not a platformer, it's not a third person game, it's a puzzle game.
Tencent is abolished in 2020 due to a huge collapse of buildings including their headquarters, china and tencent gets invaded by indians and indians become a superpower, a new videogame publisher called T games shits out so many fucking battle royales, assfaggots, shooters, diablo clones, farming simulators, actual farming simulators.
SEGA announces the dreamcast 2, it's a miniature version of the dreamcast.
Blizzard makes a porn game, but they removed all the female characters to broaden the GAY COMMUNITY
7280e1 No.16444277
>>16443211
Nothing against Christmas cakes but fat people are just disgusting.
7a4856 No.16444278
>>16444275
T-thanks, Monkey Paw.
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.
d767e2 No.16444324
>>16444272
It's to cater to other fetishes.
>>16444277
Some people are into thicc girls though.
7c2674 No.16444555
>>16444035
>What if EA ressurects Dead Space?
Battle Royale and anti-necomorphs racism.
351b38 No.16444577
Binary Domain 2, give it to me.
5531ed No.16444653
>>16444324
>Some people are into thicc girls though.
You mean they're faggots that like fat people and came up with a retarded normalfag meme to defend and normalize their disgusting fetish.
>Some people are into transgender people though.
>Some people are into scat though.
>Some people are into guro though.
This is you. You're trying to deflect legitimate complaints by playing it off as just another fetish. If finding fat people attractive is just another fetish, then finding trannies attractive is just another fetish. Needless to say, both of those are fucking disgusting. Maybe YOU find fat people appealing, but that only proves that you're fucked in the head, not that fat people are appealing.
abe239 No.16444691
I want LoL to be good againand if you're gonna be a faggot, then just good
470fb3 No.16444798