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File: 781af6376e584a7⋯.jpg (45.12 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, SS13 Cook.jpg)

File: 4f1c1c0024752e9⋯.png (368.57 KB, 640x1060, 32:53, lewd mime.png)

9011ed  No.16436747

Space Station 13 Thread.

>Where do I start?

Download BYOND: http://www.byond.com/download/

Server IP: byond://68.183.49.166:1488

Rules: "Rules" tab in the server.

HAVE A SECURE DAY

9011ed  No.16436755

File: 2a438cd5bd35b6a⋯.png (197.82 KB, 443x750, 443:750, lewd clown.png)


366c73  No.16436874

>people keep yelling to max suit sensors

>people who die with them on are still forgotten

<GUYZ WHY DUN WE HAVE RESOURCES?

You are all blithering retards.


366c73  No.16436939

>>16436891

>>be me

Who the fuck else would you be fuck head?


48dbbd  No.16436949

>>16436939

You must be new here. Or I've been on boards for too long already.


5e4e6b  No.16437141

>>16436949

>you must be new here

and you must be from halfchan

lurk more faggot


125b94  No.16437259

File: 09262863a8d61ac⋯.png (798.19 KB, 878x910, 439:455, clown_boy_uglygod.png)

It's not gay if it's a clown


b48003  No.16437307

File: c4374483f7f7978⋯.jpg (17.57 KB, 438x430, 219:215, happy scorpion.jpg)

>SS13

>Inundated with absolute leftist cunts of the unironic type

>Have malware laced in the files needed to connect to their servers

What a shitbox of niggerfaggots.

>>16437141

>>16436949

>>16436939

These cucks are from subversive fedoranigger zones.


b8fb4c  No.16437383

>>16437259

Its not gay if I beat it to death with an axe and then space its corpse.


39dd1b  No.16437536

File: 50b554dcd3b0e8e⋯.mp4 (8.61 MB, 480x360, 4:3, EverydaylifeatSS13.mp4)


2a27c7  No.16437589

>>16437536

What the hell was in that glove?


f95044  No.16437623

>>16437589

Did you not watch it? One of those black slugs.


ff5965  No.16437800

>>16436747

These mimes are getting lewder by the season.


26fcc7  No.16438153

File: 1774aebce13b1c2⋯.png (25.43 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Dorf.png)

Have they added gay and tranny clowns yet?


f68aa5  No.16438196

>>16436939

That's how all greentext stories begin.

It's basically tradition by now.

Just be glad he didn't add a MFW at the end.


20fe44  No.16438294

File: f65ac6423b07fda⋯.png (501.08 KB, 993x1037, 993:1037, My will be done.png)

>Bro grants my last request after I sacrifice myself to the meat grinder.


1a8110  No.16438545


125b94  No.16438550

File: 95344ac5fa8e361⋯.jpg (96.07 KB, 962x1199, 962:1199, D42KFJrUEAEEjqy.jpg)

>>16438153

you can get surgery to mash your genitals into a horrible copy in game.

the gay part is redundant as all clowns are huge gays.


125b94  No.16438790

New Round Starting Soon


ff5965  No.16438802

>>16438769

That's only on lowpop. If there's more than 20 players at roundstart, the game automatically locks extra access to departments. Meaning docs can't get in chemistry, chemists can't get in surgery, and viro only has acccess to his secluded containment zone. This feature is known as "skeleton crew" whereas inter-department jobs get extra access if there's not enough crew, theoretically, to fill all spots.


366c73  No.16438897

>>16438196

Thats patently false, its a relatively new phenomenon that only started a year ago or so.


44e21b  No.16438970

>>16438897

No, there's always been retarded faggots who begin greentexts with "be me"


366c73  No.16438991

>>16438970

>rewriting the past

That doesn't work, stop it.


58d48e  No.16439015

>>16438991

It's not rewriting anything, that shit is older than you are. It's been part of greentext stories since long before the exodus.

Go be a newfag somewhere else.


366c73  No.16439061

File: fdcbeacd51a30d9⋯.jpg (19.78 KB, 299x433, 299:433, dude what.JPG)

>>16439015

If you choose to believe this, whatever, but until you prove to me with concrete evidence other than word of mouth you're going to be a faggot.


004682  No.16439085

>>16439015

It's the same as "normalfag" at this point. The only ones still using it are redditors.


004682  No.16439087

File: 291b64615a9b4d7⋯.gif (973.87 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 291b64615a9b4d78dbc6563f70….gif)

>>16439085

>wordfilter completely removes the point of what I said


277042  No.16439154

File: 81fee1dbe113b5a⋯.png (130.98 KB, 480x800, 3:5, t3_1cwy66.png)

>>16439061

First result from googling "be me 4chan".

6 years ago, and that's a recent cap.

>inb4 too recent, by one year I mean after 1987


366c73  No.16439158

>>16439154

>/b/

Explains a lot, then


45b960  No.16439588

File: af0f8db4db64f21⋯.png (12.54 KB, 128x128, 1:1, brain_hurty.png)

>join nearly 2 hours in

>"dude why didn't you set anything up?"


366c73  No.16439694

File: 1a63a99dc74a42c⋯.png (63.29 KB, 242x219, 242:219, mfw.png)

>that complete and utter destruction of the pirates


366c73  No.16439710

File: d97a28a77350f50⋯.png (59.63 KB, 241x223, 241:223, mfw2.png)

>>16439694

>shortly after the lone pirate captain releases tesla


124fc0  No.16439740

>>16438897

No it isn't retard


44e21b  No.16439748

>>16438991

YOU RETARDED NEWFAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT, GO BACK TO INSTAGRAM YOU LOUSY SON OF A WHORE, YOUR IQ IS SO LOW YOU MAKE CHRIS CHAN LOOK LIKE A PHD GRADUATE BY COMPARISON, GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU NIGGER-BRAINED WASTE OF SPACE


3dbe8c  No.16439749

>>16438897

>Thats patently false, its a relatively new phenomenon that only started a year ago or so.

Green text stories in games with some RP has been a thing for a pretty fucking long time.


366c73  No.16439750

>ick ock is a crime against humanity

>but blatant metagaming and shitposting hard enough to ruin the round for everyone is perfectly acceptable


366c73  No.16439751

>>16439748

Hi, reddit.


58d48e  No.16439798

File: 147eb8d3c66bceb⋯.mp4 (15.45 MB, 320x240, 4:3, VID_20190409_203818.mp4)

>>16439750

>blatant metagaming and shitposting hard enough to ruin the round for everyone is perfectly acceptable

Shitposting has always been acceptable. Metagaming only became acceptable about a month ago.


226196  No.16439821

>be me

Why are you still arguing about this? It happened on 4chan for less than a month, reddit adopted it and its been cancer for years before anyone even came here


a2cb68  No.16439827

File: b81c73c511bc8d1⋯.png (1.05 MB, 635x896, 635:896, arrivals is hot.png)

>>16437536

>and she's smoking a cigarette, too

It's perfect.


a2cb68  No.16439847

File: 8ca23d6c902d74b⋯.webm (161.33 KB, 320x240, 4:3, [DISAPPOINTED].webm)

>>16439798

That better not be our serber


3dbe8c  No.16439854

>>16439847

I'd be pretty surprised. There's so few people on, and there is never an obvious squad of goons aside from a stint with 2 butt buddies self-antaging.


58d48e  No.16439867

File: db705bffe217a61⋯.jpg (37.7 KB, 310x252, 155:126, updated mumble to ckey ima….JPG)

>>16439847

It's definitely this serb.

The host was made aware of this already but he decided to be a spineless cuck and not fucking do anything. Said he didn't want to ban ~20% of the server population.


e7ecee  No.16439869

Been thinking about getting into this, how populated is the server? Will there be a decent number of players or will it be fucking dead?


3dbe8c  No.16439875

>>16439869

less than 10 at dead hours, +20 on regular hours, sometimes 30.

>>16439867

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet


bc6c36  No.16439893

File: 6a926ca798a6350⋯.jpg (32.15 KB, 361x345, 361:345, 6a926ca798a63504d45bbb0002….jpg)

>>16439867

Theres more than just the excuse of 20% of the population being a reason for not banning them. It was a mixture of skelus and sierra working on the codebase, sierra threatening to make his own server to pull a Just L move onto me after being denied admin permissions.

I should of banned them, and I'm in the fault for not doing so, but I frankly kept on giving them the benefit of the doubt and assuming their best intentions. Its too late for that now. The badmin, after being spooked off for being an actual button pushing nigger has been removed from the administration team.

Metagaming, outside of this awkward and difficult situation will not be tolerated on the server.


6cc6cf  No.16439896

>>16439893

I dindu nuffin, I just coded, we metagamed to fuck up someone else in our mumble who we like to pick on several times, and taught some of the players we had who had no idea how to play nu-tg, and also ATMOS and that was about it.


ed34bd  No.16439913

>>16439867

>Skelus

No surprise.

>NegroidRemover

Makes more sense.


bc6c36  No.16439922

>>16439913

The badmin is button_pushing_nigger, not me. However, I appreciate the thought.


a2cb68  No.16439927

File: b4882bd5037a82b⋯.png (285.47 KB, 1113x685, 1113:685, progress.png)

Well maybe if you niggers stop metagaming I'll get off my ass and finish this map.

I TOLD YOU ATMOS WOULD BE ROBUST

They don't have gas miners but the chambers should have plenty for a round- and I eventually want a gas giant + shuttle for them anyway. Brainstormed some great ideas for that with a nigger one time we were on pubby. Anything look like it is missing? I got plenty of space in there.


74961c  No.16439931

>>16437307

>>Have malware laced in the files needed to connect to their servers

False.


25408b  No.16439936

File: a7894e31890d932⋯.jpg (89.38 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>16439798

wew tower couldn't even get OBS

just like he couldn't get vocal chords lmao


f42cf5  No.16439962

What the hell is going on?


125b94  No.16439965

>>16439962

Meta gamers got found out, to no surprise it's all the old fags that destroyed the old servers.


c70129  No.16439966

File: 5ecbc5e0d3b6430⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 459.36 KB, 620x423, 620:423, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0d37a4025764eda⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 160.05 KB, 326x287, 326:287, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4b204db9b6a883e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 268.56 KB, 326x326, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 94d25bc0d2fbad0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 56.26 KB, 294x212, 147:106, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7d34ca6b9c07eec⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.26 MB, 1287x1159, 1287:1159, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16439798

wew lad that server is full of spergs, but who doesnt use OBS or why film with a phone vertically?

why release this a month later

what is his master plan?


a28381  No.16439982

Fuck sake why is it always the same set of metafaggots?

When I was a mod on a previous server they tried to get me in to their fucking metaclub on mumble and I flat out refused and I was a good mod with 0 fucking complaints against me.

Fuck you Sierra.


a28381  No.16440033

File: 057948b8f4217f1⋯.webm (6.2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ss13-you're-here-forever.webm)

>>16440025

Before this it was still the same meta group.

I thought Sierra was chill at first and generally he was chill while I was being a mod, but claimed they shut down the mumble, that server fell to metafaggotry and once again Sierra is involved in metafaggotry.


ed34bd  No.16440041

>>16439922

>You hired a metafag

Haha nerd


a28381  No.16440046

>>16440042

Been too busy with college exams to play so I don't know mate.

I'm telling you what happened in the past when I modded.


bc6c36  No.16440086


2e3d2b  No.16440120

>>16439798

>>16439867

what a pathetic bunch of niggerfaggots


20fe44  No.16440192

>>16439798

>Metagaming on a mumble server

That's an actual fucking thing??

Christ.

Fucking Skelus has the goddamn nerve to start a crusade against me for metagaming when he's doing this nigger shit


58d48e  No.16440211

>>16439966

>why release this a month later

I was asked to hold off on dropping this information because the host feared Skelus and Sierra would stop coding for him, Sierra had already threatened to fork the code and host his own server after he was denied an admin position because he refused to make a new ckey to admin under. I wanted to expose this shit much earlier but the host assured me he'd take care of it, so I waited.

During that time the host tasked me with collecting information on what the mumble was doing when he and the the other admin weren't around, since he wanted to see if the metafaggotry was worse when Button was the only admin online. I collected dozens of instances of metafaggotry. Everything from screenshots to more awful video taken from my shitty ass flip phone because my computer is a potato that dies when I start up OBS that show beyond a shadow of a doubt that those guys CONSTANTLY use voice chat to do everything from coordinating regular autism projects to antag activities. Button facilitated it whenever other admins weren't online and would also relay information from admin conversations to them so they could benefit from it. Even after Button stopped playing the metafaggotry continued. The host has willingly chosen to let this shit continue for a solid month and has refused to take any action, until now.


366c73  No.16440212

>manage to make a H.O.N.K.

That was god damn glorious and I'm proud to have helped make it happen.


aa3d2b  No.16440234

>>16438550

>all clowns are huge gays.

Even tomboy clowns?


6cc6cf  No.16440250

>>16440192

I taught some people ss13 and fucked with someone else, never at any point did I metagame to

>join as nonantag chef

>instantly race across station to kill someone for no reason wordlessly after grabbing the bartender shotgun

so don't try to excuse yourself


ed34bd  No.16440263

>>16440250

wtf he meatgame???


20fe44  No.16440266

>>16440250

That wasn't me you faggot.

I was the one who killed your ling ass in atmos.


125b94  No.16440285

>>16440212

saw a H.O.N.K beat the shit out of one of the pirates, good stuff.

>>16440234

yes.

>>16440211

good on you man, honestly fuck Skelus and the meta-game crew, I saw a few of the Ckey's mentioned in the mumble in game and saw some iffy shit, would make sense these faggots (basically the same faggots from before) would metagame.

and the whole Sierra having a bitchfit because he wanted to admin is hilarious.

at this point just ban Skelus and Sierra and anyone mentioned in that mumble.


40e03e  No.16440286

>>16440192

I apologise for any inconveniences this incident has caused and as the owner of the swamp Mumble I do not advocate this behavior and have banned all users involved.

Donate today to be unbanned


125b94  No.16440287

File: 50fe81bcee28691⋯.png (548.06 KB, 1006x897, 1006:897, 234d0a08ec3c525b2041d46c73….png)

also here's a clown.


58d48e  No.16440294

>>16440250

I'd suggest not starting shit, Skelus. You don't have your pocket admin to shield you anymore.


6cc6cf  No.16440320

>>16440294

You created a free boogeyman for everyone to attach all their fears onto, despite us not playing in over a month, infact your video is an entire month old. I highly doubt anything done was worse than SMblowtard and lowpop murderbone 24/7 guy but its really gets me nowhere to argue with other autists does it?


125b94  No.16440338

File: da24a18480d317e⋯.png (44.31 KB, 321x313, 321:313, Deetz.PNG)

>>16440320

>you created a boogeyman!

look at how he try's to shift the blame on the person that brought this to light.

> infact your video is an entire month old.

but the metagaming is all too real, despite the video being a month old doesn't negate the fact that there is an actual group of voice pasty little white niggers on mumble meta gaming on the server

>I highly doubt anything done was worse than SMblowtard and lowpop murderbone 24/7 guy but its really gets me nowhere to argue with other autists does it?

Look at how he tries to downplay his fuck up and defend against his buddies.

Skelus everyone, go fuck yourself dude.

Negroid, if you don't get rid of these people they're just gonna drag you down and do some shitty gay ops on you.


ed34bd  No.16440343

>>16440320

>I'm not the monster, you made me the monster!

I too, blame society.


c70129  No.16440363

File: 46a29fd0f3e5125⋯.png (434.65 KB, 557x450, 557:450, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16440211

>doing it for free for a month

>all for a whiff of being admin

TIPPITY TOP WEW LAD


58d48e  No.16440371

>>16440363

Making a lot of assumptions there pal. I told the host that I didn't want any admin positions or rewards for doing this. I'm simply tired of this shit happening on literally every server we've had over the years and it being mostly the same people doing it.


125b94  No.16440380

File: 34ca706c691dd9d⋯.png (425.1 KB, 1200x793, 1200:793, 1510637747916.png)

>he's a Coder

>on a byond client

>on a Space Station 13 Server

>he does it for free

>he takes his "job" very seriously

>he does it because he want's power and control over retards on a station

>he meta game rounds he doesn't like because whenever he gets robusted he has an asthma attack

>he hops on Mumble Channels to communicate with his other meta-buddies on the internet

>he will never have a real job

>he will never move out of his parent's house

>he will never be at a healthy weight

>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

>he will never have a girlfriend

>he will never have any friends


004682  No.16440390

File: 000f28ef53f2592⋯.png (35.25 KB, 585x444, 195:148, SMT0600.png)

>>16440320

This is the most pathetic attempt at excuse-making I've seen in months.


6e2e38  No.16440392

File: 3a662a23acde22c⋯.gif (3.97 MB, 200x200, 1:1, 1556852767855.gif)

Serb already degenerated into mumble metagaming fuckery? Looks like playing regular shitty /tg/ isn't so bad.


125b94  No.16440394

>>16440392

yeah, all because of the same faggots.


bc6c36  No.16440426

File: e8f8cb9298db0b4⋯.png (66.15 KB, 1729x855, 91:45, maybeiftheydidntmetagamewe….PNG)

Both CID, Ckey and IP banned.

I'm sorry for not doing it sooner.


6cc6cf  No.16440432

>>16440426

>wab double-permabanned

One last laugh


bc6c36  No.16440536

File: 42b6a0a227fdc44⋯.png (34.42 KB, 1754x584, 877:292, fixed.PNG)

>>16440432

Uh oh! I'm sorry, I fixed it up. Here.


226196  No.16440556

>>16440536

>>16440426

>Stop playing for one week

>This happens

Wew

Guess this explains why they never played much, unless their buddy was on


b8fb4c  No.16440608

>>16440392 aaand not even 3 posts later…

>>16440426

>>16440536

So, you wnna gonna go back to nu-/tg/ now big guy?

The metaphorical door is right there, you're free to leave at any time.


40e03e  No.16440623

>>16440536

That's better. You can have admin on my Mumble.


ed34bd  No.16440628

File: 95d186c7221d6bc⋯.mp4 (487.5 KB, 854x480, 427:240, itsenäisyyspäivä_nyymin_lu….mp4)


6e2e38  No.16440637

>>16440608

I've been playing on nu/tg/ all along. I played some times in this server, it simply doesn't suffice with the low population and nearly every shift I played here was 3+ hours long, uneventful as fuck and without enough players for the more exciting game modes.


0ce302  No.16440660

File: 8fe6f09bc630208⋯.jpg (6.56 KB, 259x194, 259:194, wdytwa.jpg)

>>16439798

>metagamming on a micro server from an obscure basket weaving forum

I recognize most of these voices, it`s people from Planetside2`s wwew, I knew they liked to network to play different games but this is pretty sad.


6cc6cf  No.16440701

>>16440637

the problem with our server is that every round you get 30+ people on on highpop and then you check the crew roster and there are ten crewmen, so you have 50% AFKfag/observerfags trying to outroll eachother for random event ghostroles 24/7 you people need to actually join the game.


ed34bd  No.16440725

>>16440701

Where are the proofs?


58d48e  No.16440735

>>16440660

Yup. Skelus/Henk is TrRename, one of the co-leaders of WWEW.


a2c004  No.16440774

File: 103b8901a210959⋯.jpg (57.87 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 1452458642194928699.jpg)

>>16440426

>>16440536

Good-fucking-riddance


5b1756  No.16440818

>>16440735

>tfw knowing i killed this metagaming nigger savagely on PS2 many many times

can't say im surprised though. anyone who maxcaps the station as many times as skelus has obviously doesnt really give a fuck about the quality of other people's time spent on the serb


226196  No.16440825

>>16440818

Is there an inherent issue if you maxcap as nonantag, say the shuttle is arriving in less than 2 minutes, everyone is in the lobby, station is fucked, and you blow a random spot?


ed34bd  No.16440859

>>16440825

Nanotrasen would shit down your throat for fucking with their assets.

So no, not really anything wrong.


44e21b  No.16441135

Oh boy, drama


37ba34  No.16441161

>Go janitor 3 hours in the shift; plenty of lights to replace, trash to pick up, and blood to clean up

>"Spiders in cargo maint"

>Go into cargo maint anyways

>Oh fuck there's spiders

>Get bit by a spider; manage to kill it with a knife I found

>Accidentally dump myself into the mass ejector as I pass out on the moving conveyor belt

>Get cloned

>Go outside

>Sci is trying to do the DNA vault thing and there's mobs everywhere

>Try to just do my job, clean up blood, replace lights, butcher carcasses and put their remains into a bluespace trash bag, break into EVA and repair hull breaches from random bombings

>Get killed by spiders around 5 times, once while going AFK for 20 seconds

>Get cloned by the same person every time until I die for the last time in what's left of Chemistry


20fe44  No.16441164

like 3 hours of that was spider time

that was the longest spider time yet.


3dbe8c  No.16441165

File: 770b3b1a87f7900⋯.jpg (73.32 KB, 601x601, 1:1, 1448402465128.jpg)

>Low pop

>Deep space

>5 hour long round

>Abandoned Shuttle

>Functioning teleporter

>Full botany setup

>Half functioning telecomms project

>Stolen jukebox nobody can use

>Half-eaten food on the kitchen tables

>Not a single floor tile doesn't have something on it

>All the tables are cluttered with random shit we pillaged

>Lights are on nighttime mode permanently even though we have tons of power

>Miasma


3fe9cf  No.16441171

File: 0d4f67442fe781f⋯.jpg (116.28 KB, 1047x960, 349:320, 0d4f67442fe781f9bfd00ec0b8….jpg)

>lowpop round fun round

>people start coming in

>round ends

>new rounds with a decent number

>be barman

>guy screeches "turn your suit sensors on or I'll fucking kill you on sight"

>"But you never look at the sensor display"

>"I am looking now"

>antag comes in and drops weapon box in a table then calls me

>figure it's a random spawning item, since I've seen it before on that same table

>guy calls detective on me and tries to incriminate me

>notice the two fags are traitors

>can't remember which one dropped the box and don't feel like scrolling back, so I just play dumb

>fucking still wanted so secbot keeps stunlocking me and cuffing me, even when I'm fighting a fucking monkey that then steals my blowtorch and almost kills me

>sec comes pick me up, two traitors going "dude, you should arrest him dude, he had traitor weapons dude, he must've killed someone dude, you saw him screaming over the comms dude, you're a shit detective dude"

>sec just lets me go

>traitors are somehow scared I'll report them to sec

>fucking dart me in the bar and drag me to medical

>die in the morgue just in time to see them drag their actual target to the morgue

>janitor comes, after finding a bunch of suspicious doors in medical and telling the detective that he saw it

>hears the two traitors talking about the body they just cremated in the morgue

>doesn't do shit

>faggot never checks the suit sensors to find out that two are missing

How come everyone turns retarded once there's more than 3 players?


572fad  No.16441183

>>16440660

>a bunch of niggers that play P2W grind-a-thon trash just to spew memes in voice chat are autists

What a grand surprise.

You niggers could have at least did something like the previous Mumble did many years ago, where everytime a round starts, everyone exits the room and are only allowed back when they are dead so you can shitpost verbally as if it was Deadchat and only other Observer\Ghosts could hear you.

Also keep in mind that there will be faggots shitting up the thread to mock these fags just because they thrive on drama and don't really give a fuck who's the target.

Remenber to ignore hyper-agressive fags that have nothing to add to the discussion and just keep playing the game.


a3981f  No.16441240

>>16441165

Was a good round, unfortunately my built in insturments kept breaking

Buffs to pAI when?

Ideas: Uploadable to AI core

-able to drag stuff

-get same perms as their master (maybe swipe a keycard on the pAI and it gets all the perms from it)

-can push buttons, maybe operate machines (not really needed, still an idea though)

-more useful built in functions

Such basic tools for a variety of jobs. Simple pickaxe/toolbag for mining, simple medical scanner + bandages/whatever as a doctor, simple wiring and screw driver or something as an engineer, weaker stun prod as a sec, maybe a tool to see through cameras on the station, etc

Might be a bit too overpowered, but a few basic tool options would be nice. Only able to go down a specific path like an android/ai shell thing.

If all of those ideas are not possible, at LEAST make it so their doorjack can work without someone else and can drag things. I want to at least save my master from space or lavaland. Oh, and wear hats too. MoMMI can wear hats, pAI should get a similar option.


1e31e2  No.16441248

>>16441240

pAIs are supposed to be PDAs that can talk, not cyberanimal companions, fuck off with that special snowflake shit.


572fad  No.16441258

>>16441240

pAIs being able to do part of a job on their own goes counter against their idea as companions and tools, though. They are supposed to assist, robots are what replaces you.

On that note though, having pAIs capable of "specializing" like robots do and getting some extra tools to assist would be neat.

For instance, Health HUD and remote Health Scanner for a medical pAI as well as a simple synthetizer of Inaprovaline. SecHUD (which means it can change the wanted status of someone) and forensic analyser. All of these let the pAI assist a medic or officer by giving them information and doing the simplest parts of their job.

Alternatively, pAIs being capable of taking over a single simple robot in range or even uploading themselves to one.

Alternatively, much like monkeys and aliens can move inside pipes, pAIs could be uploaded to an APC and move through wires, being capable of affecting the machines that are in the room that their current APC is controlling.


1e31e2  No.16441266

>>16441258

pAIs can already have med and sec huds and can ventcrawl. Show's you've never been pAI and shouldn't involve yourself in a conversation concerning them.


572fad  No.16441274

>>16441266

Ventrcrawling isn't exactly the same thing. As AIs, even if portable ones, uploading themselves to a network of sorts would make more sense and that'd be the wiring on the walls in this case.

It'd mean they could interface with an entire room if they can get there but their owner must plug them to some other APC and anyone else can block them from reaching a room by cutting the AI interface wire too.


20fe44  No.16441651

File: a0772002ade1581⋯.png (37.93 KB, 699x431, 699:431, listening post.png)

>Be miner

> Die miserably to the ash drake

> Fuck off for two hours

>Come back

> Rounds till going

> Check Spawners

> Syndicate Listening Post

> Sure.

> Fuck with the 5 people playing

> Viro decides to come and fight me

> "Frank Walkers has signed up as an Assistant"

> Imedietly change name

> "Frank Walkers: I'm going to Rob EVA and blow up the station!"

> Virologist fucking shoots him

> He gets cloned and bursts into flames

> Viro spaces self

> Shitpost a bit

> AI suicides

> Just me and an engineer

> Send him a message as Jesus Christ telling him to come to space with a spare hardsuit

> Messages stop sending

> Check cameras

> TComms down

> No one to fix it

> Resign self, set self destruct

> Alone in deadchat too

> He really did go out to space

> He finds my corpse

> Runs out of Oxygen trying to get back to station

> dies and explodes

Was a valliant effort


f5fb83  No.16441673

>>16441651

>explodes

Nah, grenade didn't work, corpse still in one piece.


6cc6cf  No.16441717

>>16441711

that is just called autism and welcome to imageboards.


44e21b  No.16441721

>>16441711

That was probably due to the mumble. Wait and see if it's fixed.


e3177c  No.16441727

File: 79253bd312440c9⋯.png (109.48 KB, 393x418, 393:418, D517XBVWkAAocwe[1].png)

>>16439867

>>16440426

>haven't played on the server for nearing a month

>come back to a ban for metagaming when the only time I sperged out at buttonpusher for smiting me twice after I robusted an admin weapon from his hands IC.

Its been a fun ride folks, I guess I will see you all when next server gets kicked up.

Shame that I got banned without consulting me, as the owner has ways to contact me.


44e21b  No.16441742

>>16441727

The meatgamer cries out in pain as he strikes you


2e3d2b  No.16441759

>>16441165

i fucked something up when i was teleporting back to the ship and was teleported into space, but that was a real comfy run on that ship.

>>16441240

looks like a pai can be put into one of the simple robots to control. a pai inserted into a cleanbot that blasts tunes would be pretty entertaining.


125b94  No.16441811

File: 6a82bf4eeda5993⋯.jpg (98.55 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, bb081070c54c6a4df0dfd00e79….jpg)

>>16441727

>meta games

>whines that he want's to be consulted when he get's caught red handed for meta gaming

best part

>" I guess I will see you all when next server gets kicked up."

holy shit these goons really are gonna make a second server because they didn't get hotpocket status and were caught meta-gaming.


a2c004  No.16441816

>>16441727

Get the fuck out of here with that shit you dumb nigger


e3177c  No.16441822

File: 589384684ada29d⋯.png (95.66 KB, 809x886, 809:886, Discord_2019-05-06_17-18-0….png)

File: d7ad74aba45730b⋯.png (93.41 KB, 836x775, 836:775, Discord_2019-05-06_17-18-1….png)

>>16441811

I was not involved in the video nor was I really active on the mumble to begin with. I was one of the few who called out "Hey maybe don't become meta mumble again cause drama" when the server first came up.

Here is some spicy context for ya.

>Dickscord dms from

>shy(sierra)

>aaaaaaaa(host)

Clearly I was just BEGGING for admin right? Wasn't host and another admin doing shoddy work so I offered to help.


38c92a  No.16441826

new round starting finally


44e21b  No.16441828

>>16441822

>Dickscord

>at all

Ban his whole ISP


125b94  No.16441834

File: 3f0f4f5c7a4beae⋯.jpg (38.39 KB, 379x479, 379:479, latest.jpg)

>>16441822

and yet you are in the mumble while meta gaming is going on, face it your clique got caught and now you are attempting damage control.

and all of this was already said in the thread

>"no more behind the scenes shit"

>is behind the scene's metagaming and threatening to create a second server to split the playerbase

lmao


39dd1b  No.16441835

File: 4416e7fc97ce2b4⋯.png (339.02 KB, 787x744, 787:744, >alp.png)

>>16441711

Does being molested each round count as a grudge?


bc4a6c  No.16441845

>>16441711

>does anyone else feel like grudges are eternal in this server or am I just being histrionic?

Depends. If you're gwen/nyaakuza then you deserved to get eternal grudges. If you're not then nothing to worry about.


7ec325  No.16441869

was "Negroid Remover" one of the good boys or is he a bad boy?


572fad  No.16441872

>>16441822

I'll only add to this that it's pretty ironic how Sierra was one of the few (I think the only one actually) against Anon OOC names when he even acknowledges that CKeys are a major source of drama because it's a never ending competition to correlate previous names and infamy to the current ones.

You know very well there's a fuck huge amount of autists here that care more about the drama than the game or the server. You know they do nothing but screencap shit, fabricate conspiracies and try to come up with a boogeyman they fight against. You know they spam these threads with infamous names to stir shit up (it's happening to Skelus now, for instance).

I ain't even saying there aren't good reasons behind the shitpost, but you know it's massively exagerated and it gets out of control incredibly fast.

You can't erase what happened before and it gets even more muddy and revisioned as time goes on, but you can at least prevent more of this shit to crop up in the future. Stirring shit against "the admins", which is just a generic group or making assumptions that can't be proven (Anon(844) is actually Tzeentch!) never take off or last very long. That was the point that Anon OOC was meant more. You wouldn't even need a new CKey to be admin if it was coded in.

I mean, for the the time it was there, the shitposters had to resort to low-effort dumb shit, claiming that there were no rules, that metagaming was acceptable (but with no evidence for that) or acting hyper agressive in the thread. You can see a lot of those still here, just check all the (1)s and you'll see a few.

And now that there are names involved, the drama starts again and stronger.


226196  No.16441894

What's the host's Discord again?


e3177c  No.16441911

File: 2f054a016793e98⋯.png (9.31 KB, 460x300, 23:15, 2019-03-21_16-31-02.png)

>>16441872

I have been against Anon OOC since its shitty inception from koriath, originally because I hated almost everything he did.

>see (0) error with anon-code and duplicate anons

I grew to dislike it as, well, it muddies everyone's names. Admins were asked in pm's and in ooc at the end of the shift "Was Anon (12) him or him".

Correlations could quickly be drawn without it. I could recognize gamer by his job roles, how his character looked and his "speech" style in-game. Does that mean we should enable random body, random name and enforce some kind of "secret meta mumble code phrase" detection? No.

Anon-code was just shunting the issue over to in-game names, which were then randomized and then, maybe, to random bodies.

The issue was caused by the actions of the names, not the names themselves. I accepted the issues of aclark and sierra when I joined this new server, as did skelus and a few notable others. I would rather take those hits than be perma anon-ed.

Plus its not all negative, some names are still held with high regard as well as those who are not, CubanPete's Ckey is saved in the codebase for gods take.

Drama is drama is drama. Either way, I accept that I was with some less than reputable people and thus mine and their actions have resulted in this ban.

Thanks for having me.


6cc6cf  No.16441944

>>16441834

>epic server split lmao

you are clearly just here to dramafag or rake past grudges since you don't even know what you are talking about


6cc6cf  No.16441947

>>16441869

and then you have someone datamining for [information anyone who played the server should know] just to use it to stir up further shit, it begins.


125b94  No.16441961

>>16441944

read

>>16439893

you can stop damage controlling now.


226196  No.16441962

>>16441947

What? You never posted your Discord in the server rules or anything, and it's never come up. Before all the shittery happened, I wasn't even sure if you wanted to acknowledge that you had one. But if you're going to be defensive about it, maybe I won't try to re-add you then


58d48e  No.16441979

>>16441822

>nor was I really active on the mumble to begin with.

When you were there you were participating in it all the same.

>I was one of the few who called out "Hey maybe don't become meta mumble again cause drama" when the server first came up.

Too bad you didn't follow your own advice.

>>16441947

>this blatant attempt to divert attention to non-existent problems

For once, lose with some fucking dignity.


40e03e  No.16441984

>>16441979

Could Mark chime in on how much towershield is samefagging?


8fb9a8  No.16442036

File: c4140036bf6b16f⋯.png (480.95 KB, 542x464, 271:232, thinking2.png)

>>16441979

Why are you so asshurt towards members of a mumble you actively participated in? Genuinely curious because "fuck metafagging" doesn't seem like a big enough reason to out them without any notice on your part unless you secretly despised the people involved.


0b65f6  No.16442053

>>16441911

I'll take offence here for a second since Anon OOC was not Koriath's idea. It was mine alone and along with stun nerf, those were my only contributions to the game.

I'll point that you're pointing out a flawed implementation, not that the base idea was wrong in itself.

I'll also point that the server I coded it for originally did not had any of these errors while this newer one is based on a much newer codebase, which would easily explain the problems it has.

>Admins were asked in pm's and in ooc at the end of the shift "Was Anon (12) him or him".

A faggot question that should be met with a swift ban. Anyone asking this just wants to stir drama, kicking them out is a favor to everyone else.

And even then, the faggot tendencies of a random idiot, especially being something that no other player ends up seeing anyway, is hardly a point against it.

>Correlations could quickly be drawn without it.

But not proven 100% and entirely lost whenever that guy reconnects. It's not 100% fool proof but it never had to be because anyone that easily recognizable is a faggot either way and anyone going that far to recognize someone is also just a drama faggot too. See above for what should be done in that case.

>Anon-code was just shunting the issue over to in-game names, which were then randomized and then, maybe, to random bodies.

Funny that you mention this when Random Names were actually the first attempt at curbing drama and it did not work one bit, like I said it wouldn't.

Random Bodies would have been a much better attempt at it since bodies are more easily recognizable for metagaming purposes (pink\green afro assistants and the like) and even then, it'd be such a weak measure with so much loss for everyone else that I never even suggested it as a viable alternative.

All that needed to go was OOC names so we kill the tripfag population and the tripfags themselves who need no trips\ckeys to be fags.

>The issue was caused by the actions of the names, not the names themselves.

You're arguing about something entirely different which, for the record, I agree with. Most of the drama sparks from a serious problem and had it's reason to be argued here.

However you should know very well that's not the problem being argued here. There are shitposters that will take this drama to much greater lengths than it ever needed to be taken, who want tears and salt more than quick solutions. They are the ones that shit up the threads and kill server populations and to curb them (as well as make them salty as fuck) Anon CKeys were made.

That was the only problem it was made to solve and everything else would happen regardless of Anon CKeys or not.

>Plus its not all negative, some names are still held with high regard

Yeah well, tell that about IC names, which I'd much rather have since they allow for far more fun than CKeys anyway…


40e03e  No.16442101

>>16442036

It goes pretty far back probably, I discouraged any meta and told people to use Mumble as ooc only. Tower is probably angry that when I created the swamp Mumble to replace the old v Mumble I did not give him admin because he's fucking nuts and proved it when he was the only admin on the v Mumble. He has always been a shitter towards me and I had not banned him because I am too thick-skinned to worry about bantz. Most games we keep to ourselves with private servers but it's kinda hard to run an ss13 server with my Mumble population.

- swamp AKA Mr. Chapman

in b4 50 samefag replies from towershield


8fb9a8  No.16442114

>>16442101

Nuts in what way? He seems resentful, not outright crazy. but then again not surprising a congregation of 8ch users has a few crazies/aspies


40e03e  No.16442140

>>16442114

Most of them were pruned out by themselves doing something to alienate themselves. One guy threw a huge fit during a phantoms supcom game after he had experimentals and got murdered by one guy with t1 bombers when everyone else was just getting t2, screaming that "everyone is ganging up on me!!!" he was never to be seen again

There's a few stories but none worth remembering


40e03e  No.16442144

>>16442114

I forgot to say why he was nuts, this guy was banning people for petty bullshit for days on end, apparently he was even an admin on an ss13 server one time.

that server died because of towershield


48ee82  No.16442157

>>16442114

He would nuke himself every couple of months if someone said something he didn't like. Then a couple of weeks later he'd come back and pretend as if nothing happened and he didn't just nuke all of his friend lists. This is about 6th or 7th time. Came off kinda schizo.


adc46a  No.16442167

>>16442036

Because meta is Ooky in Icky

Because meta leads to people acting like antags when one of their butt buddies get's out robusted.

Because meta leads to the groups of the party sharing grudges against others.

Is the fucking antithesis of the game, use your fucking brain retard.


664404  No.16442569

What is our pop now that the metashitters are banned?


a1483f  No.16442651

>>16442569

Its fine


4125aa  No.16442667

File: 596d377eca11a79⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 161.92 KB, 494x788, 247:394, shitpostinthisthread.png)

>>16441531

But I like playing as AI

>Immediately shitpost the announcement system with woody got wood

>Shitpost on the vox system

>Shitpost on the radio channels

>Shitpost on crewmember's PDAs

>get people upset that you would message via pda instead of radio

>ask robotics for shells, use your shell to obtain the Tcomms password from the CE office

>try to shitpost via Tcomms scripting but find out it was removed in 2015

>ghost robotics as a hologram and annoy them because one shell isn't enough for a perfect immortal machine like yourself

>Shitpost on the newsfeed channels

>Shitpost on the station announcement system

>Walk away to make a cup of tea, come back 5 minutes later to find the tesla out of containment, let everyone know after the fact

>Shitpost on the shuttle call


d1a4eb  No.16442698

>>16438550

No.

t. Hetero clowman


d1a4eb  No.16442715

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16442667

Should just get robots, play this and kill everyone.


0b65f6  No.16442804

>haven't played in almost one entire year

>join the game to see the new content

>round has been going for an hour and an half

>pick HoP for most access so I can look around and see what's new

<oh fuck I'm changeling

>there's other lings too

>say in :g that I'm just gonna shill and not even compete

>other ling sees me in the hallways

>stuns me, cuffs me, drops me in perma with a raging lunatic full of psychic powers

>can't remove cuffs since he won't let me, can't use powers since no chemicals and already bought some

>keep being killed over and over unable to do anything

>:g why did you attacked me?

>:g autism

>end of the round, he had no objective or purpose behind that

>it was the host

Now I remenber why I stopped playing the game. You niggas really can't just not fuck someone else's time, even if it's just the last 5 minutes of a round, even if he just arrived, even if it's just someone that is coming back after a year, even if it's someone that barely has time to play the game anyway.

I'm starting to get the point of powergaming and being a deranged lunatic that shoots first and ban evades second.


bc6c36  No.16442811

>>16442804

>it was the host

Wrong. I was the shaft miner. I was legitimately telling people to leave me alone because of my ping. The other changeling either spaced himself or died.


0b65f6  No.16442812

>>16442804

>join station late

>spawn, still buckled to seat

>HIGHLANDER!

>because both my hands are full and I can't drop the claymore, I can't get out of the seat

>still manage to kill the other guy that came near me

Jesus Christ, is shit like this gonna keep happening all night?


f5fb83  No.16442820

>>16442812

Nigger just press resist


0b65f6  No.16442828

>>16442804

I retract my claims, it was Kappa and not Rho. Dunno how I mixed that.


2e3d2b  No.16442881

File: 033667461225c40⋯.jpg (62.96 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 033667461225c4034c4155e398….jpg)

>>16442804

>>16442811

>playing shaftminer as a non tator

>doing my job

>come across another miner that looks afk getting humped by a goliath so i kill it and the legion right next to it so i can save him

>later in the round i see that miner drag a tied up station engineer through cargo to the mining shuttle

>miner comes back and tells me not to worry about it because its a ling he is going to throw on lava

>just say "ok" and pretend i didnt see anything

>pirates appear and then shuttle gets called

>take all the valuable stuff out of the ORM and spend budget on crates to cuck the pirates

>rest of crew tells the pirates to just take whatever they want because we are evacing

>blast off in a pod with all the valuables

>turns out the pirates were shit and 2/3 died


3fe9cf  No.16443079

Cloning is fucking broken.

Scanning live people then trying to clone them once they die doesn't work. Either it's a bug, or it's because the body died in lavaland.

Nu-tg also doesn't let you clone people unless you scan their dead bodies, so it might be a fuckup on their part.

Also unmute me nigger.


a2cb68  No.16443095

>>16442812

>I missed highlander

Damnit.


a2cb68  No.16443348

File: 9ee9827d9b1ee5e⋯.png (302.26 KB, 1146x662, 573:331, progress.png)

This is more a question for negroid or other codefags, but when I launch my map through dream-maker etc. my character moves slowly/not fluidly like on serber. I don't think it's any tiles I have down since it happens always, even in space. I also have a decent PC so I wonder why it would be chugging. Just want to make sure everything is good. Also, I should be able to add some lighting in and we can do a test round this weekend maybe, probably before highpop.


37ba34  No.16443705

>>16441171

I was the detective. My computer shit itself as I walked into medbay and I got shot up and cremated.


26fd96  No.16444074

>>16441667

>starlight condensation doesn't heal enough to space walk even with threshhold

>regen coma just makes you easier to crit

>necrotic metabolism can't revive, just heal your corpse

virology is a joke


26fd96  No.16444252

>>16444118

sensory resto is a copy paste of oculine and inacusiate, but with a waiting period and won't heal your ears if you have no eyes because it was pasted so badly


ef02a5  No.16444254

File: 14157fc35f0664b⋯.png (27.51 KB, 408x517, 408:517, 14157fc35f0664b88da56081fc….png)

Consider the following:


6e2e38  No.16444273

>>16444118

Don't forget self-respiration.

Also plasma fixation, that shit no one uses but heals super fast with the threshold. It probably gives you good survivability in a plasma fire too, haven't tested it for that.


60ec51  No.16444920

>>16444254

Time to lynch


004682  No.16445455

>>16444273

>give everyone radioactive resonance

>replace all walls with uranium


26fd96  No.16445529

>>16445455

>radioactive resonance doesn't purge rads or protect you from the effects

>everyone is now collapsing from rad poisoing for up to 1 brute and 0.5 tox healing per tick

stop trying to have fun with virology, it's not going to work


a2cb68  No.16445582

>>16445529

Number can always be buffed. It really should protect from rads, though. Being hulk should make you immune to rads, then you can become a radioactive hulk that heals constantly.


125b94  No.16445618

File: e5e25b9dc1d2968⋯.png (168.69 KB, 575x446, 575:446, 1556263795411.png)

>you are selected as the sentient disease

>"oh sweet, let me infect this scientist he'll be in contact with others for sure"

>ten minutes pass, he gets up and goes into dorms bed, locks the doors, and sleeps.

>kms and go back to ghost mode.

fuck


f0860a  No.16445830

>5 hour round

I think you niggas need to get on


51a4f2  No.16445835

>>16445830

My semster is almost over, when it is I can play s

24/7.


51a4f2  No.16445945

File: 73755a7fc9f6464⋯.png (353.39 KB, 620x496, 5:4, gondola6.png)


a2cb68  No.16446038

Ok, so ions shit on mechs now you're welcome fuck you robotics. Basically though the hostfag just got tired of constantly seeing durands run around with impunity and HE rockets. Tell me if it's too much and I can reduce it.


b3861d  No.16446048

>>16445529

It's so fucked. Now the only way to legitimately have fun with Viro is to be a traitor and make yuge viro speed Double Necrosis viruses and try and kill people. If you roll Viro and don't get an antag role you might as well go ask for a job change, otherwise you're going to sit on a bunch of deadly symptoms and trying to stretch for a plausible reason to use them.


1e31e2  No.16446120

>>16446038

>ions shit on mechs

What did you do, make ion fuck mechs as if they were borgs? If you ask me Ion should shortly stun and do damage to mechs, while draining power and deactivating any equipment.


e1c058  No.16446127

>>16437536

What film is that?


a2cb68  No.16446151

>>16446120

No I just made it actually deal damage to mechs now. I tested it out with +50 and nuked a durand in five shots, so I reduced it to 35.


20fe44  No.16446209

File: 951772a8c8c49fe⋯.png (275.55 KB, 965x959, 965:959, autistic sec bullshit.png)

File: f3dfacd248b2298⋯.png (191.04 KB, 975x963, 325:321, the like second trial ever.png)

>Be Secligger

> Solosec for the first 30 minutes

> Cargo Moth reporting a bunch of things

> Try to search a guy, he shoots me in the chest, Brig him for shooting me in the chest

> After a strange object and bear related bullshit, let that guy out, drag him to the medbay, cargomoth stops me

> "HELP QM THROWING TRAITOR PLANES AT ME"

> I've nothing to do, decide to follow up on the lead

> QM walks by

> Shoot my disabler at him

> It bounces right the fuck off

> Ohshit.jpg

> Hunt him down

> Brig him

> He hasn't actually done anything traterious, so I decide his sentence is 15 minutes, confiscation of illeigal stuff, and I cut one of his legs off.

>Moth unsatisfied

> Moth keeps trying to break into sec to kill this guy

> After 10 minutes, I say fuck it, change the sentence to Trial by Combat, If QM wins he goes free and moth is cloned, if Moth wins, QM is borged

> Traitor QM is one legged, unarmed

> Moth is given a stunbaton, spear, and whatever he was already carrying

> Moth pussies the fuck out

> Moth finally remembers his stunbaton, harmbatons the QM to death

> Cuts his head off

> Runs away with the head, fries it and eats it

> Try and podperson the QM so I can cut the podperson's brain out for borging

> Fails

> 30 minutes later, catch the moth, arest him

> Sentence is 5 minutes for annoying me, then he's promoted to QM

> He demands a trial

> Centcom official shows up

> Second actual trial of the server

> Jew lawyer kills himself, Clown Lawyer takes his place

> Catch Appendicits in the middle of the trial

> Clown smashes the holding cell with his nigga strength, moth escapes

> Blob shows up

> Accidently send self through the mailing loop

> Get mailed directly to the blob

> Robust Blob

> Break into captain's office specificaly to hand out medals to people who helped robust the blob

> Ayys show up

> Get Robusted by Ayys

> Only a guy in a durand survives

> Good shift.


20fe44  No.16446213

>>16446209

Why the fuck are my pics so tiny here.


20fe44  No.16446215

>>16446213

Nevermind it fixed they just took an ass age to load.


226196  No.16446225

>>16446215

>>16446213

My own internet has been choppy lately. I wasn't sure if it was me or /v/.

I wonder if something is happening behind the scenes on the internet


2e3d2b  No.16446280

is there something better to convert songs other than midi piano?


226196  No.16446283

>>16446269

>Throw out conspiracies without evidence

Yeah, but shit like e621, my own internet, any site, MMOs, shit's been intermittently lagging both here and at work.


58d48e  No.16446307

File: 2d6989c0c8ccb3e⋯.jpg (17.74 KB, 283x279, 283:279, monster.JPG)


8fb9a8  No.16446311

>>16446307

it has clang/xeno that is hard to find elsewhere, to be fair


366c73  No.16446346

I keep seeing cyborgs and mommis beeping, how do you do it?


226196  No.16446352

>>16446346

>He doesn't know how to REEE either


366c73  No.16446366

>>16446352

>/reee

>[name] reee

super secret emote club.


d07703  No.16446368

>>16446346

the same way you aflap


6e2e38  No.16446524

>>16445529

It's worse than that. We tried doing something like

>>16445455

in a shift once, it did heal the radiation damage, but not only did it make people black out and vomit, but people realized the disease didn't prevent mutation so you would randomly go blind, deaf and get deadly mutations like acid skin, fire skin and spatial instability. That symptom is absolutely not worth anything.


9a75b8  No.16446543

File: b95417fa0c62c81⋯.png (227.84 KB, 600x600, 1:1, fb13 proto 2.png)

>>16436747

Furryburner is shutdown because of the sheer fucking impossibility of working with anything and the fucking twats getting in the way of everything.


6e2e38  No.16446554

>>16446542

In that shift we made a cult of radiation because of the virus and had people humping uranium statues and standing near the SM and shit. If you get a small amount of radiation you can probably get healing without the awful mutations, vomiting and black outs, now that I think about it.


f0860a  No.16446612

Can mining suits be edited to move faster with a jetpack.

Seriously the added armor doesn't justify the snail pace you move, especially when you don't need mining armor in tg code.


2e3d2b  No.16446743

>>16446612

the explorer suit has no slowdown i thought or are you talking about the hardsuit?


f0860a  No.16446811

>>16446743

The hardsuit, you spend 2000 points on a suit that barely resists damage but greatly nerfs you.

Seriously I got merced by a dude with no clothes, a breathing mask, with a fire axe in no pressure area.

Despite having weaponry which allows easy dispatch there is no counter in /tg/

Especially since there is no negative for KPA.


9a75b8  No.16446823

oh lol nevermind he put it back up


2e3d2b  No.16446843

>>16446811

the key is adding goliath plates to the explorer suit and mining hardsuit. once the hardsuit has 3 plates it has more melee resist than a riot suit


ff5965  No.16446861

>>16446612

You can buff them with science's slime stuff.


790a95  No.16446864

>no gameboy item that just opens up the arcade interface


2e3d2b  No.16446876

>>16446861

ive gotten the speed upgrades from sci, but never the most useful fire and lavaproof stuff


ff5965  No.16446886

>>16446876

They really should give those out like candy, it's stupid easy to get once it's setup and they make lavaland actually survivable with a hardsuit, specially since the heatproof hardsuit makes you invulnerable to ash storms.


f0860a  No.16446943

>>16446843

Trick is finding a goliath on /tg/ station, in vanilla they're everywhere but for mining you're more then likely to encounter legion then goliaths

>>16446876

Didn't realize this is an option


cb7cfd  No.16446978

File: d48642a47ff8aee⋯.png (167.97 KB, 602x581, 86:83, 6c7fa54094eb6f42857e000b00….png)

>Another shift

>Clean a shit load of blood from the kitchen, as usual

>Suddenly find a giant pile of weed

>Drop my role and become a hippie

>Go around smoking weed and offering weed to all I meet

>Get no work done

>Avoid the slimes

>Avoid the pirates

>Avoid blowing myself up

>Shuttle is called

>Smuggle two lockers stuffed with weed on board

>Shuttle takes off

>Have a party to celebrate surviving

>Entire crew hotboxes the shuttle

>4 people OD from weed mere seconds before reaching Central Command

No regerts


981acf  No.16447004

>>16446993

please kill yourself gwen


939ce6  No.16447015

>>16447001

>decide to spend a round as a virologist as I've never done it

>Piss around figuring it out, accidentally release an easily curable fedora virus into the station

>eventually make a decent virus with several beneficial effects

>they aren't very useful

>Shuttle is called, round draws to a close

>realize that all this time, I could have just done genetics and become an insulated psychic hulk

>Never do Virology again


f0860a  No.16447050

This is really getting ridiculous shaft miners are completely fucked yet the station needs them.

I am tired of fucking ash drakes being more common the anything else, other miners stealing your shit, the unbalanced ash storms which can last to up to 10 minutes, and the baffling ability for all species to resist decompression because apparently having hard suits that reduce your movement by 1/2 are TOO OP.

Fuck off and fix this shit you incompetent faggots.


2e3d2b  No.16447060

>>16447050

you are a no brain niggercattle dumb fuck son of a bitch. you dont understand how mining works. maybe i will post after the round is over and explain


f0860a  No.16447077

>>16447060

I've been playing SS13 for 6+ years, I don't know why you are upset with me because I'm unfamiliar with the code.

/tg/ station for years operated on micro station so I never played or learned their code base.

I have a problem with a jetpack providing nothing but movement in zero g, and possibly movement over magma? I didn't want to try.

But miner armor is way overpriced given I have to mine an ass load, then move 1/3rd the speed for weak damage mitigation, which doesn't doing anything but that beside make a seclight irrelevant.

Stop getting so asshurt about people not understanding every aspect of a new code base.

Also I don't think YOU know how mining works you retarded knuckle dragging, cock sucking, homo sapien.


26fd96  No.16447081

>>16446993

> it's a goddamn shame that random viruses are so weak

the real kick in the nuts is that even if they were strong, it's still chem or botany that has to cure them. vaccines are redundant.

self respiration with nocturnal regen/starlight condensation(whatever you find before self resp basically) is the only useful nonantag disease.

getting to water is a hassle and if you're carrying something, carry proper heals instead. darkness and windows are everywhere.

takes 5 mins for mild convenience.


ed34bd  No.16447087

>>16447085

Vaccines apparently work as both prevention and cures in the codebase.

Great huh?


2e3d2b  No.16447099

>>16447077

every time you post you show that you are incapable of learning. read the previous replies to you. you dont need the hardsuit on lavaland. just the explorer suit, or even the wintercoat is enough. jetpack does nothing on lavaland. if you want armor then slap the shit out of some goliaths and put the plates on your explorer suit. the key is dont get hit and dont fuck with megafauna unless you are in a team or a certified badass. also take a gps you dumb fuck because thats the only way to find each other on lavaland. you havent played lavaland im guessing so no you autist you dont know how mining works. the documentation is shit so you need to listen to other people and figure shit out. open your ears instead of blasting ass.


26fd96  No.16447117

>>16447085

>implying the whole crew hasn't been infected before a vaccine is ready.

>implying anybody would seek out or accept preventative injections when curatives are available

>>16447096

that was the point


f0860a  No.16447121

>>16447107

I am not going to hold grudges because some asshole is being an asshole.

>>16447099

>every time you post you show that you are incapable of learning. read the previous replies to you. you dont need the hardsuit on lavaland.

I learned that but again if you've played other ss13 codes KPA is deadly? Why would I think otherwise and again /tg/ code is used on a server that up until recently was averaging 10 players.

>jetpack does nothing on lavaland.|

Then whats the fucking point you retard? A backup if the gravity has a chance to go down LATE GAME?

> the key is dont get hit and dont fuck with megafauna unless you are in a team or a certified badass.

Nigga you are talking out your ass.

I killed three legion's and rescued a fallen miner, only to be killed by an assistant with vitals and basic gear.

Because of /tg/ station you apparently can walk out in shorts and tshirt with a fireaxe as long as you have oxygen.

Despite having weapons that worked in low atmos I couldn't be robust because the mining armor reduced me to a slug's pace.

You are the most retarded uneducated faggot I have ever meant, and I have a ADHD cousin who snorts coke like a child eats flintstone vitamins.


f0860a  No.16447131

>>16447127

or a fire extinguisher I know this.

My point isn't dealing with 0g its that the jetpack really offers nothing.

With the mining points you spend it should at least give you increased movement. Instead it does virtually nothing unless you in the rare scenario of being completely out of the station


3fe9cf  No.16447145

>>16447121

>I learned that but again if you've played other ss13 codes KPA is deadly? Why would I think otherwise and again /tg/ code is used on a server that up until recently was averaging 10 players.

You don't need to be a fucking genius to figure that out when the only suit you get still gives you KPA warnings, and even then you could just fucking ask people.

>join round with all jobs on same priority

>spawn as only miner

>OOC "hey, the only miner suit still gives me KPA warnings, is that a bug or is it safe?"

>OOC "It's fine"

>OOC "K thanks"

>go mine instead of bitch


26fd96  No.16447146

File: 3473d2cbb73849b⋯.png (6.65 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>16447121

>fire axe

>basic gear

>2k minerbux to look stylish outside of departures while stationfags suffer in whatever hellscape they've created for themselves

>overpriced


f0860a  No.16447156

>>16447145

>You don't need to be a fucking genius to figure that out when the only suit you get still gives you KPA warnings, and even then you could just fucking ask people.

What are you trying to say?

"The only suit you get gives you KPA warnings"?

Nigga what? You go out with anything less then a mine suit you get kpa warnings, what are you on?

>>16447146

I figured it would be an actual benefit not some bullshit, again not familiar with this codebase.


3fe9cf  No.16447158

>>16447156

Are you seriously retarded?

How do you even mine without an explorer's suit at the start?


2e3d2b  No.16447161

>>16447121

space is zero pressure and will fuck your shit, lavaland is just low pressure and thus you dont need a hardsuit just an explorer suit. the dude who jacked you on lavaland that round was a ling so that was part of it as well.

>>16447131

the hardsuit and jetpack are just legacy from the asteroid days. they are just part of how hilarious cargo and mining are because any miner can easily get 4k to get a hardsuit and jetpack to explore space. this goes back to how the hardsuit is a terrible idea for 95% of the time as a miner.

>>16447145

exactly

>>16447156

please read this very carefully, perhaps re-read a few times. you only need the explorer suit to mine on lavaland. it protects you from the low pressure there. you do not need the hardsuit on lavaland.


f0860a  No.16447170

>>16447161

>space is zero pressure and will fuck your shit, lavaland is just low pressure and thus you dont need a hardsuit just an explorer suit. the dude who jacked you on lavaland that round was a ling so that was part of it as well.

I don't mind being merced I mind that the hardsuit gives not real advantages even when you upgrade it.

>the hardsuit and jetpack are just legacy from the asteroid days. they are just part of how hilarious cargo and mining are because any miner can easily get 4k to get a hardsuit and jetpack to explore space. this goes back to how the hardsuit is a terrible idea for 95% of the time as a miner.

Doesn't mean something can't be done to make it a worthwhile investment 2750 miner points into something useless

>please read this very carefully, perhaps re-read a few times. you only need the explorer suit to mine on lavaland. it protects you from the low pressure there. you do not need the hardsuit on lavaland.

I never said otherwise, my issue is that it breaks from most code bases so I have no idea that its okay to go KPA but on the same term it means anyone in a tshirt can go KPA.

Making mining equipment pointless.


939ce6  No.16447174

>>16447156

If you are having this much trouble, try getting a mining exosuit from robotics. It's lava-proof, ash-proof, kicks ass and it's definitely not fauna-proof, sit back and peg them with the plasma cutter. Goliath tentacles don't do shit fyi

Here, read this. Scroll down to mining equipment vendor and expand dong https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Mining


2e3d2b  No.16447195

>>16447170

2k miner points is basically nothing after mining reseach is done and the orm is upgraded. as i said earlier if you upgrade it with goliath plates the mining suits have great melee resist. no you still need a explorer suit, goliath cloak, or winter coat to not take the pressure damage. you really have a reading comprehension issue.


572fad  No.16447220

>>16447085

>>16447081

Vaccines would be usefull under 2 circunstances only:

The first is when a Virus is incredibly deadly that you might not be able to get help in time, either because it progresses very fast or is very stealthy in the first stages.

The second is when the cure is either a rare resource that won't be available to everyone or takes too long to produce, where a Vaccine is basically free.

The problem is the idea that TG has where they can't 'force' someone to play a role or have the crew dependent on someone playing that role. If a random virus showed that was so strong a Virologist had to be involved but none were onboard, everyone would be fucked.

Consider how you have medkits spread all over the station in case medics aren't available, spare power for a long while if engineers aren't available, plenty of self defense if Sec isn't available, snack machines if the chef isn't available, etc. In the case of Virologists, you have sugar, salt and orange juice instead.


3fe9cf  No.16447224

>>16447170

>I never said otherwise, my issue is that it breaks from most code bases so I have no idea that its okay to go KPA but on the same term it means anyone in a tshirt can go KPA.

>Making mining equipment pointless.

How fucking stupid are you?

You can't survive KPA with no clothes on, the guy that killed you just survived because he was a ling with upgrades.

You need at least an explorer's suit to survive KPA. It doesn't completely negate KPA, hence why it still shows the warning, but it does tone it down to a level where it won't hurt you.

No suit = death by KPA

Explorer's suit or equivalent = no death by KPA

ling with upgrades = no death by KPA because upgrades

Can your inbred brain comprehend this?


572fad  No.16447247

>>16447220

I also want to add that I'm incredibly disapointed with Nanites and R&D in general, especially seeing how Genetics has evolved.

While the systems themselves are a lot better than expected, especially R&D changing from "deconstruct this grocery list for max research" to it's techweb, it's sad that you only have niche ways of generating those points that have little to do with Science, unless I'm missing something.

Scientists focused on R&D are not gonna make bombs anyway, so they aren't going to get points. They also don't have access to the morgue last I checked and autopsies are the purvey of Doctors, not Scientists. The EXPERIMENTATOR is the same it always was and useless as fuck. So in the end, there's very little active things you can make to actually "research" unless I'm missing something.

I was expecting at least printing out Prototypes that have to be tested and points would be generated like that. Prototypes would either be their own items or versions of some other items that don't last long and aren't very strong but their point is being tested. Like having a Prototype Ion Cannon that only fires 3 times before breaking down but generates research points everytime it does so, double the points if it hits a valid target.

Scientists being mad men shooting weird guns and using experimental devices, on live subjects if they can, would be a lot better.

I'm also upset that Nanites are not JC Denton at all. Half the powers are passive stuff (healing, increased defense, some utility like ID access) while the other half are just detrimental effects that you'd use either as a traitor or on criminals as Sec, something that almost never happens. It's basically mechanical virology with even less fun stuff but more oportunities to fuck you up.

It's especially grating when you see Genetics having a bunch of powers that could very well be used with Nanites like Shocking Touch or X-Ray

And on a side note: Genetics keeps getting plenty of new psychic powers added to it's pool but we STILL don't have a Psychotronic despite several powers being essentially the Psyonic ones you'd get in System Shock 2. Talk about a waste.


f0860a  No.16447251

>>16447224

So I'm dumb for not knowing the mechanics of a codebase I've never played before?

Fuck off you elitist faggot


26fd96  No.16447253

>>16447251

you're dumb for not lurking more


572fad  No.16447261

>>16447251

No, you're dumb for complaining about mechanics you're not aware off, especially when you have no reason to believe you know them in the first place, it's a different codebase after all.

The first thing you do when something seems off or unclear is to question how it actually works and either find that out on your own or ask someone that knows.

If you pass judgement over anything at all, either you know that thing very well or you're working on assumptions you made. If it seems like everyone expects you to know these things already when talking about them, it's because they're giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming it's the first, since the latter is literally running your mouth on something you don't know at all.


3fe9cf  No.16447267

>>16447251

Jesus Christ you fucking retarded. Read >>16447145

You are not stupid for not knowing the mechanics.

You are stupid for complaining about stuff you don't know about when you could've literally just asked other players during the round, like every single fag does.


f0860a  No.16447268

>>16447261

>No, you're dumb for complaining about mechanics you're not aware off, especially when you have no reason to believe you know them in the first place, it's a different codebase after all.

My point is if there is a basic hood and robe can protect against space vs a full body suit is stupid.

>The first thing you do when something seems off or unclear is to question how it actually works and either find that out on your own or ask someone that knows.

I have but due to the slow reply I have experimented on my own.

You niggas really are full of yourself, head up ass.


3fe9cf  No.16447271

>>16447268

Calm down nigger, you're reverting into chinkspeak.

>My point is if there is a basic hood and robe can protect against space vs a full body suit is stupid.

Explorer's suit can't protect you against space, it can only protect you against the KPA in lavaland, which's why it's given to miners as the bare minimum.

>I have but due to the slow reply I have experimented on my own.

Ever tried fucking asking questions in game instead of just complaining about everything, including complaining about things you don't know?

Literally just ask anything in OOC and if someone knows he'll answer.

>head up ass.

Nice proverb, did you write it in a fortune cookie?


f0860a  No.16447277

>>16447271

Thats exactly what I did but after round as I didn't want to ICKY in Ooky

>Nice proverb, did you write it in a fortune cookie?

Humble anon may roll great dubs


b3861d  No.16447283

Why are you even trying to help this retard? Do you want someone this retarded playing on the server? My first fucking day on lavaland I asked what the deal was with KPA shit with the explorer suit and I knew immediately afterwards. This isn't an issue of this faggot misunderstanding something and wanting to figure it out he's just here to complain because something is out of his comfort zone. If he keeps playing on this code the exact same thing is going to happen when he does a different role and something is different than what he expects. Fuck him.


f0860a  No.16447285

File: 88f0196cbed43d0⋯.jpg (23.47 KB, 671x361, 671:361, aryanmasterrace.jpg)

>>16447283

>he's a retard for not getting info on the game while playing

>Let me passively aggressively comment about him like a woman

Grow some balls faggot.


572fad  No.16447289

>>16447285

You escalated things yourself here >>16447050 insulting people that have had nothing to do with the implementation or design of any of this.

You did not ask what was wrong with Explorer Suits, you demanded that Hardsuits or Jetpacks be given a boost in speed. You did not question how someone with no clothes managed to be fine, you skipped straight to "all species are fine resisting decompression".

You did nothing but badly explain your problem, assume you knew how the other guy survived, assumed it applied to everything and everyone else, assumed there was a problem with the Explorer Suits and your reaction to all these assumptions, not something you were told, was "Fuck off and fix this shit you incompetent faggots."

Either be a polite adult that asks instead of assuming, or if you insist on being an autistic faggot, git gud at acquiring information instead of demanding someone spoonfeed you after your bratty outburst.


f0860a  No.16447291

>>16447289

Right so half the things you claim I'm complaining about aren't the things I'm complaining about thanks for clarifying.


c5b24d  No.16447304

File: f12ee43a7bd0897⋯.jpg (57.14 KB, 657x455, 657:455, Sultan Murad.jpg)

>come in as miner 2 hours late

>thinking nothing will be on lavaland since two people were miners already

>still plenty tendrils left, decide to go for one

>find ayy lmao nest

>opportunity arises

>get myself infected, fails because other miner, who I didn't know was at the base, reacts quickly

>go back anyway because my mission to be an ayy is absolute

>get face hugged, apparently TG didn't code that face huggers provide oxygen to its host as it hugs it

>die like a bitch outside to oxygen loss and ash storm

>burst out anyway somehow

>PURPOSE

>go into miner base as drone and hide in that small side room with the heater, waiting for the right time to strike, face hugger in hand

>hiding like some faggot monster in the closet

>miner comes back, waiting for him to send that shuttle back to sweet sweet lifeforms

>miner fucks off to the back room for some reason

>for some reason sec goes to lavaland

>oh boy two beautiful speci…

>he opens my fucking door that leads to nothing

>SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

>immediate facehug

>rush to the miner because I'm sure he heard that shit

>dual KPA's are spooky, fuck that shit drone too slow

>sec runs to the shuttle and calls to return it to the station

>THE TIME HAS COME, AND SO HAVE I

>beat his ass to cargo, forgot to remove his radio

>remove it when I remembered I could do that

>he gets away, fug

>oh well time to be queen and lay the eggs in cargo

>first time queen though so IDK what the fuck I'm really doing

>life cut short like a gook on his first deployment in a forest and napalm was dropped on it

>but not without at least two others getting infected

>rise in virology

>neat, this will be ezp..

>shocked by the window, life cut short in a nanosecond

>but there's another ayy in xenobio so its OK

>populate the station with ayys from the monkeys in viro again

>biological perfection wins again


981acf  No.16447307

>>16447251

>Fuck off you elitist faggot

where do you think you are retard?


981acf  No.16447310

>>16447195

> not take the pressure damage. you really have a reading comprehension issue.

This isn't true, you can be ass naked and go outside and mine, its just the explorer suit is good armor.


572fad  No.16447323

>>16446209

So are players less autistic about the other races now?

I saw the glow niggers and the moth girls and was thinking about trying them but I don't want to deal with turbo autism of valid hunters just because of that.

>>16447304

Unpopular idea: Anyone that gets facehugged should be excluded from becoming a Xenomorph.

As it stands, it makes perfect sense to felate that alien wing wang when you know very well you're gonna respawn as an alien afterwards so there's little reason to avoid it. It's to the point that someone can purposely start an Alien infestation just so he can play as alien too.

Having anyone infected removed from the pool of possible candidates for Aliens makes it more important that you actually try to survive and opose the Hive.

"But if everyone is infected, who will become Alien?" That's the second and best part: because infected players can't respawn as aliens, now the Xenomorphs have a purpose in actually killing someone. Every player killed is a possible candidate for alien respawning while everyone that was caught and facefucked is not. The ideal ratio here is obviously kill one, implant another so an hive grows at half the speed the crew loses members.

"This just means you're better off rushing aliens and getting killed to respawn as one!" Much better than the current system where, regardless of what you do you can be picked for Xeno. Anyone willingly surrendering to them would only have 50/50 odds of this turning out okay for them instead of 100% of the time becoming a Xeno.


1e31e2  No.16447336

>>16447323

Sounds like you're just salt at being robusted by ayys and want to punish them for the sake of making it easier to validhunt them.


fdf03d  No.16447340

File: 535f057acbda5b7⋯.jpg (40.21 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 535f057acbda5b747f0fc8c5c4….jpg)

>>16436747

>latejoin as captain

>decide immediately that I am a shit captain so I will just arm everybody and let god sort it out

>announce that everyone is to get guns after I prepare security for such a challenge.

>brig bursts into flames immediately

>station goes to shit before the cargo shuttle even arrives.

I was impressed.


572fad  No.16447345

>>16447336

Not really, I kinda dig Xenos actually but their implementation just has some issues that make them not very interesting in the end.

As in, there's a lot of things that could happen that make for some tense and fun moments but there's really no logical reason for that.

For instance, like I said, you don't have any reason to actually put up a fight when when you know very well you're gonna respawn anyway as a big meanie alien. Players oppose them based on principle and because it's somewhat fun to fight them, not because they need to, especially since when Xenos show up, you'll likely already have exhausted your job content.

Secondly, Xenos themselves end up having to play in a boring way, stunning and dragging everyone. Every dead human is one less Xeno for the Hive since you can't implant dead bodies. They don't even need to eat meat so killing humans is a mistake. Remenber that we are talking about horrible murderous creatures that have incentives NOT to kill.

Having a pool of possible xeno spawns strictly to anyone killed by anything other than being implanted helps to mitigate the first problem and solve the second since surrendering yourself to aliens might get you a facehugger instead so no Xeno for you and the Aliens have an incentive to actually be murderous beasts since as soon as they kill a human, someone else will pop up with a fresh new alien to join the Hive.


fdf03d  No.16447346

>>16447121

You should steal your ADHD cousin's adderall


1e31e2  No.16447350

>>16447345

You're a retard and your ideas suck. Xenos only have to spam stun until they can strip their target to facehug them, and once a target is pregnant they can die and still chestburst. Neither of those "problems" you've mentioned are actually problems except in specific instances and you're an autsitic fuck.


572fad  No.16447357

>>16447350

>Xenos only have to spam stun until they can strip their target to facehug them

That's what I said. They have an incentive to spam stun to facehug targets instead of simply killing players. I know that killing someone prematurely just makes the pregnancy end faster too.

But neither of this acknowledges the problem I raised, that you have every reason to run face first to an alien nest every time you want to change team since you know it's guaranteed to happen.

It's really not that much different from someone hanging around Revs or Cultists wanting to be converted instead of opposing them.

And considering how long you get incapacitated once you're facehugged, that Xenos will often have beds to strap you on or will just fuck off afterwards, they don't really get to do any active combat beyond the initial stun spam. They never get to be the monstrous deadly creatures they are meant to be unless they are defending an Hive from Mechs or Borgs.

>you're an autsitic fuck

Says the guy that can't post without sounding incredibly angry and spastic. Being adverse to change IS a trait of autism, you know?


1e31e2  No.16447362

>>16447357

This isn't an argument, this is you being a retard and me telling you "no."


572fad  No.16447379

File: 5f7bafd94e2aac5⋯.jpg (6.03 KB, 246x205, 6:5, eheh.jpg)


029eca  No.16447582

File: ece21c8a02dd12d⋯.jpg (6.33 KB, 260x283, 260:283, sodium chloride think.jpg)

Can you slip xenos with space lube?


a2cb68  No.16447624

>>16447582

No, but the service borg can dropper neurotoxin on them for instant stuns and then slowly beat them to death with his tray.


20fe44  No.16447625

Do you need Armor Pericing syringes to shoot Xenos or will regulars work?


a3981f  No.16447806

File: 82f2f12b35ac76f⋯.gif (390.69 KB, 516x450, 86:75, 1430678051937.gif)

>>16447304

I would have destroyed you all, but we had a nigger who killed me. I was on arrest for some reason, was getting stunned by beepsky and then this faggot takes off my hardsuit and clothing so I start dying. As soon as my hardsuit was off he could see I wasn't wearing the magboots he needed for his tator objective, but instead he strips me of all my clothing so I die.

I could have burned you all to death, quite a shame that the retard saved you from the fury of an unleashed jelly skelly. So he could be selfish and try and complete his obj 3+ hours into a round instead of getting it done within the first 30 mins.


0744ad  No.16447922

File: f904ba9e0241248⋯.jpg (172.55 KB, 577x480, 577:480, f904ba9e024124888fdd6ba344….jpg)

Wow I didn't realize how much drama goes on in these threads.

You guys are fucking pussies get off of this website immediately


a2cb68  No.16447933

>>16447582

Actually looking through some of the code they are apparently capable of slipping so M A Y B E, try it out if you get a chance.


20fe44  No.16447943

>>16447933

As hilarious as this sounds, Even if it does Slip Ayys all I foresee is having literally all of sec slide strait into a hive


a2cb68  No.16447950

>>16447943

This is probably what will happen. The best strategy is to just surround your escape vector with egrills and hope for the best. I'm trying to locate where to nerf hunter speed (since it only existed for tg metashitters), but so far I've only found HP for the different castes. Hunters have 125.


20fe44  No.16447953

>>16447950

I think the best solution is to Weld all the doors on the escape shuttle, and laser them while they're breaking windows.

If they try and acid through the doors, it takes way too long and the shuttle will just leave.


572fad  No.16447954

>>16447913

That's actually a terrible solution. I know it seems like the easiest and most sensible one but consider the following: Do you have Virologists onboard?

No. Great, the crew can only get mild virus they can easily solve.

Yes. Fuck, everyone is gonna get Murder AIDS now, better hope the Virologist isn't a traitor or an idiot.

It makes the job that solves the problem unwanted because they only have the problem in the first place due to someone picking that job in the first place. Because someone decided he wanted to have fun with bacterias, now everyone else is at a much greater risk, which makes everyone resent that job.

The ideal situation you want to be at (and this goes for literally anything at all) is that nothing is strictly necessary but it's a very welcome edition when it arrives.

Mining is kinda like this. You can get by with Glass and Metal for construction and a lot of things like machine spare parts or even basic Mechs don't need special materials, but once a Miner returns with Ore, several other jobs can now do a lot of better things.

Genetics can clone even if there's no Geneticist, but once one arrives there's gonna be powers all around.

You can get food from Vending Machines and solve the hunger problem, but if the Chef cooks stuff, you get much healthier and better meals.

In case of Virology, I suppose that every disease would require a form of treatment that mitigates it's symptoms but doesn't actually cure it. Herbal Teas or some patchwork medicine that can keep it manageable, but only the Virologist would be able to outright cure it.

Alternatively, diseases could come from things like Away Missions or accepting living things onboard the station (animals from Cargo, visitors, etc) and thus you know the risk of getting said things and either take precautions or you're relying on the Virologist to solve it in case there's trouble.


555a39  No.16447961

>>16447913

>based on the initial makeup of the station.

More stuff that gets screwed up by not readying up at roundstart? Nah.

Maybe add a bonus to crewmembers that enter roundstart, then we'll talk.


3fe9cf  No.16447974

>>16447913

IIRC you can't do job checks with the code, so there's that.

>>16447954

I think it'd be fun.

Currently there's no jobs, because on low pop everyone needs to multi-job, and on high pop everyone is a nigger, so instead of being a doctor you have fags breaking into medical and stealing everything, including fucking surgery tools. If you're r&d fags will break into your room to research shit.

Giving the job itself more of a focus, as opposed to the resources that are on that job's workplace, would be a good choice.

>>16447961

>Maybe add a bonus to crewmembers that enter roundstart

That actually sounds like a good idea.

On high pop you usually get the stream of fags that instantly join 1 round after round start to not be traitors or targets. Making them eat shit sounds like a good plan.


2460e9  No.16447986

>>16447974

>>16447954

You're forgetting the hierarchy. CMO can access Virology, and so can anyone with higher authority. If Virologist is a ding dong then CMO can step in, etc.


555a39  No.16447987

>>16447954

>You can get food from Vending Machines and solve the hunger problem, but if the Chef cooks stuff, you get much healthier and better meals.

You know I was reading this and I remembered pizza crates existed. Kinda silly.

How many things can cargo do, given money? Keeping in mind heads of staff can just give the QM 10000$ in money by transferring stuff to his department account form theirs. As a Captain I can give my QM exactly that amount every 30 minutes or so, making cargo bounties useless.


a2cb68  No.16447988

>>16447952

github.com/NegroidRemover/tgstation

>>16447953

We did that last time and it didn't work at all. Also the admincarp removed all the windows and moved the fueltank into the main area of the ship.


572fad  No.16448021

>>16447974

>you can't do job checks with the code, so there's that.

Not entirely true. There's a thing that's basically a Mob's Mind where some details and definitions are stored. Security Officers are marked as such there and that's how they get extra healing from donuts, for instance, that's what's checked there.

There's code to trigger events based on population and there's nothing preventing the code from iterating over live crewmenbers and check their Mind, as well as registering what job you spawned as.

It would also be possible to have "item spawners", items that a mapper can put aboard the station and, at round start and after spawning players, will either delete themselves or spawn the correct item based around any parameter, like the presence of a job.

All of this is possible, it'd just require code to work, but to be honest, I don't think it'd work out.

>>16447974

>everyone is a nigger, so instead of being a doctor you have fags breaking into medical and stealing everything

Precisely because of this. Supplies inside departments would not be affected by any of that, they'd always spawn. And if you remove healing kits outside because there's medic on board, not only are you screwing traitors out of medical kits, you're fostering said niggers to break in even more.

The issue isn't the presence of supplies\equipment\mechanics but rather that anyone can use anything at any time like a goddamn Mary Sue. Ask anyone playing MMOs or RPGs why you can't unlock every ability and have every score in a character or even why you shouldn't be able to re-spec on the fly at will and they'll tell you: because if everyone can do everything, there's no point in playing with anyone else and cooperating or working together.

Of course, you'll have the very vocal apes that don't want to be restricted at all complaining about this and, to be frank, it's such a huge endeavor to take it's almost not worth it.


572fad  No.16448028

>>16447961

>>16447974

One suggestion I always give is that the Arrival's Shuttle should come back and forth between Centcomm and the Station every 15 minutes. Any latejoiner would spawn in Centcomm instead and thus they'd have to wait 15 minutes before the shuttle would take them back to the station.

Coincidentally, also helps with metagaming since you wouldn't be able to just spawn with an alt-account or a friend to help you unless you time it very, very well.


58d48e  No.16448046

>>16448028

They'd need to have something to do at Centcomm so they weren't sitting there for 15 minutes doing nothing if they were unlucky enough to spawn in just after the shuttle left.


2460e9  No.16448048

>>16448021

Would it be impossible to neuter or buff certain random events based on the number of players with access to an area? Viruses for Virology, Radiation for Genetics, random attack influenced by number of sec members etc.?

And make late joiners only count for half a person in their relevant department so one person signing up as viro midgame won't immediately trigger an AIDS storm with virology not even set up.


2460e9  No.16448049

>>16448046

Put Instruments and nerf guns in there.


a2cb68  No.16448063

>>16447952

Starlight Condensation

Seems to do 2 per tick for most damage types and ?something like 8 toxin per tick?

Thresholds:

Stage speed 6 = more healing

Transmission 6 removes penalty for only being near space.

Toxolysis

Rapidly removes chemicals from the bloodstream.

Thresholds:

Resistance 7: Increases chem removal speed.

Stage Speed 6: Consumed chemicals nourish the host.

Nocturnal Regeneration

Heals about 2 per tick. Threshold makes it 4.

Thresholds:

Stage Speed 8: Doubles healing speed.

Regenerative Coma

Coma usually heals for 4 per tick, which is increased to 6 with threshold. This amount is reduced under the following circumstances:

90% power if only unconscious

50% if only in a soft crit

25% power if only asleep

The full power coma only applies if your burn and brute combined are greater than 70.

Thresholds:

Stealth 2: Host appears to die when falling into a coma.

Stage Speed 7: Increases healing speed."

Tissue Hydration

Water heals for 1 per tick and holy water heals for 1.5 per tick. Threshold doubles each value.

Thresholds:

Resistance 5: Water is consumed at a much slower rate.

Stage Speed 7: Increases healing speed.

Plasma Fixation

If there is enough plasma in the air to see, heals for 2 per tick.

Plasma inside the body heals for 3 per tick.

Threshold doubles both healing values, and both can be used at the same time, if I read it correctly.

Thresholds:

Transmission 6: Increases temperature adjustment rate.

Stage Speed 7: Increases healing speed.

Radioactive Resonance

Safe levels of radiation will heal 0.25 per tick, burn levels for 0.5, mutating levels for 0.75, if at the point that the sheer number of rads in your body knock you over you heal for 1 per tick, and anything greater for 1.5 per tick.

Heals toxin for twice as much as anything else, if I read it correctly.

Threshold will double all these heal values.

Basically this one is shit unless you get the other threshold, which makes it automatically heal cloneloss at half the normal rate it heals most things.

With threshold though and the radioactive mutation, seems like the only one that is free healing anywhere all the time.

Thresholds:

Transmission 6: Additionally heals cellular damage.

Resistance 7: Increases healing speed."

>>16448028

Not a bad idea, actually. In fact have certain areas of centcomm like the thunder dome or recreational spots open to all latejoiners so they don't get bored.

Once I learn how shuttle code works 50% of it would be as simple as moving the latejoin marker to centcomm and the other 50% would be figuring out how to make the shuttle fly automatically. The flipside of this is that anyone can go to centcomm at any time, including ayys, antags, blob, and shitters in general.

>>16448021

Pretty sure servers like baystation have aptitudes. For example only doctors/med staff can properly use health analyzers or syringes.


555a39  No.16448081

>>16448063

>Pretty sure servers like baystation have aptitudes. For example only doctors/med staff can properly use health analyzers or syringes.

This depends. I am aware of two situations of this:

On CM, you flatout can't OPEN PILL BOTTLES if you're a Marine.

On TGCM, you can do everything normally, but there might be a delay to certain actions if you're not part of the proper job.(IE: Advanced Medkits take 2+ seconds to use if you're not a doctor, so use normal Gauze instead)


2460e9  No.16448094

>>16448063

What's the threshold value per tick for Starlight Condensation? Double?

And approximately how much brute damage per tick does space cause? I'm going to hazard a guess of 8.


2e3d2b  No.16448095

>>16447304

haha you bastard. i even warned you about the xeno nest.

>playing miner from shift start

>the other miner starts asking about hardsuits and jetpacks for lavaland, but doesnt seem to listen when i tell him there is no need for that.

>off mining and he radios during an ash storm about a nest.

>idiot doesnt have a GPS tag so i head towards the shelter beacon

>he gets salty and thinks i want to murder him because i tell him to grab a gps

>fuck off to go do mining and going back to station for upgrades and research.

>another miner joins and i tell him to watch out for the xeno nest to the east

>eventually come back to him getting face hugged in the base

>rescue him, but the faggot doesnt even thank me.

>go back to mining slaying tons of goliaths and escaping from bubblegum to find a crash ayy ship

>come back to base again to see a facehugger outside so i splat the fucker

>i see another dead face hugger in the base and so my paranoia goes extreme about xeno faggots

>see a fucking xeno in the corner of my vision so i pull out my KA and welder

>nope the fuck away to the shower with my crate of loot and call sec that we have xenos on base. luckily the xeno was shit and left me alone

>no response after a few minutes so i come out and go up to cargo.

>xenos on station making a nest so i sell plasma and buy a shitload of riotgear and incendiary crates.

>go through main with plasmaman CE destroying the gay xeno resin and firebombing the xeno eggs.

>CE finds a guy still alive missing a leg and decides he is probably pregnant so he fucks him up.

>dead xeno queen is dragged to RD and im tired so i take my crate to a pod buckle in and go to bed.

i found the retard miner dead like 20 meters southeast of the mining station and an ash drake about 20m east of that. the ash drake is no fucking joke and i guess he pissed it off. the round had other weird stuff like sec using jewjitsu on me for no reason while helping me grab gear from sci and engi.

the main thing i want added is the medbeam gun to be a lategame item for mining or someone at least. i had one from a wizard event and our 3 man team of miners was amazing. maybe add it as something the med department can build really late or something.


20fe44  No.16448107

>>16448095

I wonder if there's any value of an Odyseus in mining.

For support, purely.


e16451  No.16448139

>>16448081

>On CM, you flatout can't OPEN PILL BOTTLES if you're a Marine.

HAVE CHILDPROOF CAPS GONE TOO FAR?!


2e3d2b  No.16448141

>>16448107

probably not since they are so fragile and ive seen megafauna laugh at firefighter ripleys. i havent tested mechs with mining much personally though.


a1483f  No.16448147

>>16447913

Shut up gwen, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.


9a75b8  No.16448166

>The codebase we're using auto-forces Invisible regardless of being set to Public

wtf


ff5965  No.16448167

>>16448107

The medbeam/syringe gun with combat chems is stupid good, you can always carry a downed miner quickly with the mounted sleeper and having medical HUDs makes you able to see health of mobs. You're also rather resistant to damage while inside a mecha so it's also a plus to have all around. Odyseuss is also the only mecha that is both spaceproof AND moves very quickly, acts exactly like normal spessmen walk in strafe mode with no downsides, other than riotsuit speed.

Very, very useful when fighting megafauna.


a2cb68  No.16448224

>>16448094

Yes it is double for starlight, like most of the others. I have no idea where to look for space damage, I only got the diseases because I knew where in the spaghetti to look for them. Definitely is a lot though. You have the healing numbers though, so play around with them until you hit a net 0 damage taken and that should tell you roughly how much damage space deals.


3fe9cf  No.16448233

>>16448021

>Supplies inside departments would not be affected by any of that, they'd always spawn.

If messing with supplies were already possible, that'd be an easy fix. Just remove some from the map and make some spawn in along with the supplies outside.

That'd make it so the chemist would have an actual job and the medic actually be used, because supplies would be almost non-existent with a complete medical.

Fags being able to do anything makes sense in the server because low pop and fags never choosing all jobs even in high pop, though so do the buffs. Like medic having a surgery buff and sec having donut healing.

>>16448028

That sounds like a fun idea.

I've only seen centcom used once during a memeround. As in I was dragged unconscious in, beaten up, and dragged out.

That'd give the place an actual use.


26fd96  No.16448329

>>16448226

/datum/species/proc/handle_environment in carbon/species/human.dm

H.adjustBruteLoss(LOW_PRESSURE_DAMAGE * H.physiology.pressure_mod)

it's 4

reminder

/datum/species/proc/can_wag_tail(mob/living/carbon/human/H)

return FALSE


26fd96  No.16448330


a2cb68  No.16448361

>>16448329

Wew, only four? I guess it adds up if it damages multiple types at four damage.


004682  No.16448370

>>16447950

>I'm trying to locate where to nerf hunter speed

I think I might've found something:

https://github.com/NegroidRemover/tgstation/blob/master/config/game_options.txt#L38

Try adding a MULTIPLICATIVE_MOVESPEED line for /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/hunter.


3fe9cf  No.16448948

>>16448940

>antagonists not just taking it easy

Every single time I antag and just wait for my target to die it works. Either I'm medic and can just bluff my way out or the guy fucking disappears and misses the shuttle.


1e31e2  No.16448958

>>16448940

get robust. Know when someone is approaching you to murder you and flip their shit. A lucky disarm and a quick response can change your whole outcome.


a3981f  No.16449064

>>16448940

You aren't. I just kill you because you're a nigger


000000  No.16449077

Is one of 8/v/'s moderators one of the faggots banned from the SS13 server? I was banned for "spam" for making fun of a banned faggot.

What the fucking christ is this absolute bullshit. I want an explanation.


226196  No.16449125

>>16449077

>Moderator bans people silly on /v/

>Gets banned on a /v/ server

Pottery


40e03e  No.16449137

>>16449077

You think we are actually banned? We are still here and you're going to keep getting banned from this board.


ed34bd  No.16449164

>>16448958

>Disarm and push rando with gasmask that walked up close to me for more than 2 seconds

>Get bwoinked

instructions unclear, banned for griffing


9a75b8  No.16449173

>>16449164

obviously an assblasted admeme

like QUARTZCRYSTAL


000000  No.16449178

>>16449137

Reported. I want an explanation.


000000  No.16449181

>>16439965

They're also moderators here, apparently. You're banned if you make fun of them being banned on SS13.


004682  No.16449208

>>16449137

>>16449178

I'd like an explanation too. The heck is that post about, mumble metafag?


40e03e  No.16449214

>>16449208

Negroid Remover knows where to go to fix this, that is all.


fcbf07  No.16449232

>>16449214

What needs fixing?


40e03e  No.16449316

>>16449208

I'll be honest that guy was probably banned because he was samefagging really hard, I've no actual involvement and I'm just shitposting.


20fe44  No.16449451

With a heavy heart, I must retire from the deadpop crew.

I'm getting a job and can't have a NEET sleep schedual anylonger.

The hours of 3 am to 9 am just lost a ligger.


a3981f  No.16449458

File: aaf06806ad79a19⋯.jpg (16.6 KB, 199x398, 1:2, sad kot.jpg)

>>16449451

Sorry to hear that


226196  No.16449481

>>16449476

Join with a ligger asshole


20fe44  No.16449499

>>16449494

Do a stereotypical accent, it gets the hostfag hard.


0f191d  No.16449500

>>16449494

>>16449476

Kill yourself faggot


000000  No.16449508

>>16449316

>samefagging

The fuck? I posted on one IP in this thread and only to tell a story and then to laugh at the banned metafags. I was banned from here EXPLICITLY for the post laughing at the metafags (which just said "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and mocked their lack of rights in questioning the ban). Is one of the /v/ moderators a banned metafag?


0f191d  No.16449513

>>16449502

You say that its a faggot move to play as a man then you start posting actual men in maid's clothing.

Once again, kill yourself faggot.


74f769  No.16449515

>>16449513

anon the image is gay therefore you should play as a girl how is that hard to understand


0f191d  No.16449522

>>16449520

You are a subhuman individual who needs to.understand my sincere suggestion for you to commit suicide. You and your life is worthless in every aspect. It would be a favor to yourself.


0f191d  No.16449539

>>16449523

Not my problem if you don't, only yours. Sincr you will be stuck with yourself for the rest of your life. But for me, it was only a Saturday.


f95044  No.16449549

>>16449539

today's wednesday.


981acf  No.16449573

File: 3acf34408a907f4⋯.jpg (97.62 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 3acf34408a907f45f248d6f9f0….jpg)

>>16449549

>19/05/09

>wednesday

I think you need to check your calender kid.


f95044  No.16449580

>>16449573

It's still the 8th where I am faggot.


226196  No.16449619

>>16449573

>19 months


bc6c36  No.16449621

>>16449573

>19 days

>2009


b3861d  No.16449637

File: a01154927ad0f6a⋯.png (708.18 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, (you)s.png)

>>16449523


572fad  No.16449956

>>16449520

Do NOT argue with aggressive posters and drama whores. They will never argue with you in good faith, the entire discussion already happened in their head and they won. If you don't repeat the script they went through, you're just deflecting and confirming their suspicions. This is not a Kafka trap since they can't be wrong anyway or it didn't matter being right in the first place either.

The few posters that genuinely get upset at something only need a little time to calm down and rationalize realize there's a sound explanation for what happened that doesn't involve a conspiracy or a convoluted explanation they can never confirm. Everyone else actively chose to be angry and piss off everyone else for their own purposes, entertaining them only makes them stick around longer while validating the complaints in their head or confirming there's still drama to be milked around here.

>>16449573

For all that is sacred, don't do this. Your date format is the correct one for the purpose of archival since alphabetic order ends up equal to chronological order, but if you're just talking about dates with everyone else, it's entirely backwards. Days are more relevant than Months that are more relevant than Years and in any instance where this is not accurate, you'll use strictly the Month\Year that's relevant instead.


572fad  No.16449974

>>16449964

Don't be paranoid, don't assault other people because they might be that player, do not change how you normally would play just because of those 3 users.

First of all, the last thing you need is even more people to add to that list. Be a cool guy and instead of more haters, you'll actually have friends that will stick out for you. Or at the very least, you won't have more guys that want to kill you, which is a good start.

Second, metagrudges are (or at least should be) banworthy. If someone goes out of his way to fuck with you, adminhelp it. Do not stop your enemies when they are making a mistake, but don't join them either since you lose "casus belli" upon retaliation.

Finally, if this is 3 guys being assholes going after you 4noraisin, that's one attitude problem they or eventually an admin will have to sort out since they'll just switch targets once you're out.

But if they have a particular good reason to go after you, that's on you to change your attitude since there will be another 3 different guys when the current ones are sorted out and therefore you can expect no help but an eventual ban yourself.

Basically, don't be an asshole no matter what so it's easier to sort out the assholes from the rest.


f46744  No.16450071

>>16449974

Gwen more then deserves the treatment he gets. In rounds I have been attacked multiple times by him, for no reason. Just having a conversation with another crew member and then gwen walks up and start injecting me with morphine.

Many times I see them breaking into areas to do jobs which already have people doing them, which is rude and ruins a lot of the point of playing ss13. Don't be that faggot who smashes a window right next to the guy who can open the door for you and expect that its not a problem. Fucking nigger behaviour with no self control. On top of that he repeatedly whines in OOC chat after getting murdered or dying, even after being told to stop. I can remember at least 4 instances in a single day where that kind of ick ock happend. And then he just says "fuck your ick ock bullshit" etc when people tell him to shut up.

Another disgusting display of behaviour was when they first showed up they were asking for a "ss13 daddy". I have also heard that he is a literal mtf tranny but besides others telling me I don't know the background on that, still makes sense with how/what he types, behaviour, etc.

You don't need a metagrudge to dislike this individual who acts like a faggot and a nigger every round. If they changed they way they acted from the idea of "its me vs the world" to a more cooperative one then there would be less issues. My points are more or less all valid and are reasonable. I just dislike people who can't play properly properly, feel they are entitiled, and take zero courtesy to try and adapt to the group's enviroment. Honestly gwen will probably be in better company fucking off it any other server instead of trying to "make things work" in this server where he takes no actions to better himself or fix the issues people have with him. Just bitches about people targeting him and whines in OOC not realizing that he brought his troubles to himself.

I sure hope he kills himself one day.


572fad  No.16450085

>>16450071

Like I said, "if they have a particular good reason to go after you, that's on you to change your attitude since there will be another 3 different guys when the current ones are sorted out and therefore you can expect no help but an eventual ban yourself."

I think I might know exactly who that player is then, since I believe I've had two episodes with someone this autistic, and if that's the case a ban can't come soon enough.

I'd advise against repetadly saying "kill yourself Gwen" because that's just giving it attention and validating it's persecution complex. Ignore it in OOC and in this thread, deal with it accordingly IC and adminhelp any bullshit it tries to pull. The sooner it's gone, the better everyone else will be.

it's basically just another emilyinspace, nothing but trouble. NegroidRemover, please live up to your namesake.

>I sure hope he kills himself one day.

Well, if it is indeed "a literal mtf tranny" then there's 46% chance that will end up happening. :^)


a28381  No.16450096

>>16450085

Oh christ not another emily… please tell me that the admins aren't so desperate for e-girl poon that they would pull that debacle again.


572fad  No.16450119

>>16450096

In emily's case, the concern was for the mental health of a suicidal person, before it was known to be just attention whoring, never about e-poon

Ironically, emily herlself made it about e-poon when it was proven that she wasn't undergoing any heavy depression that might lead to suicide, just being your average thot online, harvesting attention and dropping nudes when nothing else seems to work

In Gwen's case however, it's far more banal and common. It's just a sperg with a malformed personality that can't think beyond himself and sees anything that's not flattery as either an offense or purposely ignoring it and therefore an offence all the same. It literally gave up on getting along with anyone else and making an effort in doing so, it's you that must try hard to get along with it instead and only if it's interested in you for whatever reason.

It's really nothing special, we've had autists that barely communicate, can't understand boundaries, try to do everything on their own, try to control everything alone, try to do his gimmick regardless of anyone else, etc.

Who can forget the autist that deconstructed the entirety of R&D and rebuilt it in Engineering Lobby just to do research himself as an Engineer. Or DanielHen, whose entire shtick was starting fights he couldn't win and getting butthurt over it or getting robusted by anyone that knew slightly more about the game than he did (which wasn't hard at all) and getting banned repeatedly because he simply could not function in a group of people?

Or the 2 metabuddies that logged on everytime admins were asleep to go on a rampage and avoid bans. Or the 2 shitters that colluded to make bombs and genuinely thought that a scientist ditching bombs in a locker in maintenance only to mysteriously being found by an assistant or an assistant triggering the exact code and frequency of a bomb the scientist made were believable stories?

TL;DR: No. It's just an attention whore that won't last long. If suicide doesn't get the tranny, it will end up grating everyone's nerves enough that it will be kicked out entirely. No pity is necessary either, these "people" chose to be this way, not unlike Chris-Chan itself.


b3861d  No.16450120

>>16450071

To add my two cents the fucker shot me with cyanide once, tried to shoot me a second time, the next shift kept asking if I 'wanted some cyanide' and then in another shift was asking how to make napalm grenades. Against my better judgement to at least tell the fuck how chemical interactions and grenade crafting works, I started cross referencing notes and the wiki to teach him and then he essentially told me to not to bother because 'he's reading up on it.' What is the point of asking for help and then telling me to beat it after I take the time to get my shit in order to teach you something? Irritating.


b3861d  No.16450121

>>16450120

for fuck sake I cannot shake this flag, I posted with this two fucking days ago and I keep forgetting to turn it off.


a28381  No.16450127

>>16450119

I remember those… when I was mod I kept seeing suspiciously co-ordinated movement and activities betweena bunch of people.

I'd drop them voices in their heads or make objects talk to them to let them know I was watching.

Fucking shitters.


572fad  No.16450154

>>16450120

If it is who I think it is, that was the ling that did >>16442804 because of course it did, and a scientist that went into Robotics when I was already working there as a Roboticist, just to make a Ripley so it could go Mining. And then gave up once it realized it didn't even had the access to do it. And later on, tossed me the Spare ID when it "no longer needed it".

Now keep in mind that during that round, I was the Blood Brother of another Traitor and we did a terrible job at hiding that fact and despite that thing being in the same room as we were trading a paper back and forth to communicate (because AI), it did not noticed a damn thing, so absorbed it was in it's autistic goal.

It's not wonder it sticks to Viro most rounds, where it can stay alone and away from everyone else.

>What is the point of asking for help and then telling me to beat it

It's autism. You're a source of information until it can find a better source and nothing else. It doesn't acknowledge your efforts in teaching someone, it doesn't acknowledge how it disrupts your round by shooting you with cyanide, it just wants to see how you react to it.

>>16450127

The funny about metagamers is that, once they notice they are being watched, they start scrambling around and doing all kinds of shit to make it plausible there's actual IC communication between them. Like watching a group of people suddendly changing the conversation topic when you enter a room and horribly trying to act natural about it.

Even more funny is that they always break the act when shit hits the fan and stop worrying about it to save each other's ass.

I recall watching someone else admining, where he saw 2 shitters just walking together and cooperating with no words. Once he made it clear he was watching, they start talking and leave each other's company. But the second one of them is taken by a ling in maintenance, the other guy turns 180º around and goes straight for him, playing dumb when asked about it. It's always so fucking pathetic.


a28381  No.16450172

>>16450154

Was that during sierras server?

Cause that may have been me. I remember constantly complaining about them.


2e65e7  No.16450282

Excuse me, just a simple noob here, I've been playing Medical and Supply mostly for a while, and have been trying out Detective and Sec to try to become more useful to the station, but I am a bit scared of being more active in fear of being a bad sec.

Like, I mostly go around the station and modifying sec records as it goes, but I feel I'm not being active enough; or dying because I'm wasting time wiriting in chat instead of actively defending myself.

Like, I see two people where one is claiming the other is attacking him, and shile I'm gathering info the other guy already ran and I am not able to catch him, so the only thing I end up doing is putting an arrest order. Is that how it's supposed to work, or am i being too passive and bureaucratic? I just don't want to anger people.


ff5965  No.16450303

>>16450227

You do it nearly every other round, don't come up with this bullshit.


44e21b  No.16450334

>>16450282

like like like like like


981acf  No.16450365

>>16450362

>I've done it twice ever

If you say you've done it twice, and you've done it twice to me, and then to this guy does it mean you've done it more than twice?


981acf  No.16450396

File: 66060efdcb8c248⋯.png (145.31 KB, 291x312, 97:104, 04.png)

>>16450372

> they were antag

Only after getting killed by the antag without anyone else knowing, begging the admeme to respawn you because lowpop and then attacking the same guy with cyanide even though it was a new character. You forgot to include that part.


572fad  No.16450398

>>16450282

First of all, here's a fact about playing Sec you'll have to accept: You will always be considered a bad Officer and will always make some angry.

Part of the job involves fighting against threats to the station which you might think everyone would be gratefull for, but either they won't see it or they'll complain because they wanted to do it themselves and you stole the fun. Not to mention you'll often have non-lethal weaponry only anyway.

The rest of the job involves actively stopping someone from doing whatever they consider "fun" because it's ruining someone else's fun. You're basically the Fun Police.

Don't worry about it too much, think instead that since you can't make everyone happy, you don't have to make anyone happy! It's liberating.

But don't make the mistake of thinking "This means I can be an incredibly shitty officer!" because it's one thing to oppress shitters, it's another to be one yourself. Just because everyone debases themselves to monkey levels of civility, it doesn't excuse you doing the same and if you try it yourself, you're going to get a lot more shit going your way than everyone else because you actually spawn with guns, armor and high expectations from everyone else.

Basically, you have to be firm and stern in your judgement, not pandering to anyone in particular except the Law but have the common sense of not bothering everyone for petty shit either and accept that there will be flak going your way no matter what, what matters is if the criticism you get is valid or if it's salty.

Onto actual guide on doing your job:

First rule: Understand the nature of it. Detective\Warden\Officer are 3 very different jobs. HoS is a super Officer, it doesn't warrant an extra explanation.

If you're not sure how much to do or you don't want to be too active, pick Warden. You'll sort records from the computers and keep a watch using the cameras, make sure prisoners are released and stored properly, hand out weapons when necessary, etc. It's a peacefull job that's very helpfull anyway and gives you the perfect excuse to devour donuts for the whole round. Order some from the Chef.

If you don't want to actually deal with criminals, pick Detective. He isn't meant to arrest or fight at all, his revolver is great for self-defense only. You gather evidence and then inform Sec of whodunnit only, acting cool and distant in the off-hours, at least whenever your liver isn't dying or your lungs desintegrating.

If you actually want to take an active role, pick Officer. Go around patrolling or stick to a department if you were assigned one and only go outside if there's a situation.

Changing records to Arrest is important since it makes every Securitron on the station arrest that person on sight and alert you over the radio to his position if he is seen. Even if he escapes, that will help a lot.

If someone is commiting a crime, Taser Shot, Stun Baton in Disarm, Cuffs and then start pulling in that precise order. Don't go near someone until they are on the ground, don't trust on the Taser alone to stun someone and don't do anything else until he is cuffed and you're Pulling him. Talking or doing anything else until that's done creates openings for him to escape or attack you. Do not let anyone come near your prisoner or they might take him from you. Expect that, everyone thinks everyone else is a Dindunuffin.

Escort the prisoner to the cell and search him before putting him inside. Take any tools or illegal goods from him and keep those outside so he can't use them to escape. If you're gonna sentence him for more than 5 minutes, open his locker, drag him inside and drop all his shit inside of it. It will automatically open when he is set free. Do remenber to keep the prisoner clothes outside, though.

If you arrive at a situation with 2 people arguing whodunnit and one runs away or starts getting violent, arrest him. Even if he is not the culprit, running away or getting violent makes your job harder and it's a deliberate decision by him, so he defaults to being guilty.

Do not go into Maintenance ever. Cameras can't see you, radio doesn't work, it's gonna be a bitch to find you if you're killed, it's horrible to shoot your taser inside. Corridors are long and wide precisely to help you, so stay in them.

If you suspect someone will attack you, use your PDA to call a Securitron. You can pass your ID\PDA on it to access it's panel, shut off it's Patrol and just drag him around. If someone starts attacking you, Shift+Click with the SecHud equipped and you can change criminal records from the description. Put him in Arrest and your Securitron will help you.

Other than that, patrol important areas like near the Bridge, EVA and Engineering, stick to your department, talk with everyone so they get familiar with you, help anyone that is being attacked so they help you in case of need, don't be too harsh but don't buckle to shitters either.


572fad  No.16450401

>>16450396

>be given a second chance

>valid hunt anyway

>end up metagrudging instead

Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck.


20fe44  No.16450420

>>16450372

Listen.

You'd get a lot more people on your side if you stopped inncessantly defending yourself and just drop it.

No one cares and the people that do care arn't going to change their mind. All you're doing right now is shitting up the thread.


a71c1f  No.16450456

>viro gets spaced twice and chucked away from station

>fucking mediborg tracks the corpse down twice

That was funny to watch


572fad  No.16450460

>>16450412

>trying to act cute after being shown what an asshole you are

>>16450440

>denying to shitting up a thread when (45) and counting, with roughly 1/3 of these posts being flaky defenses to shitty behaviour

>>16450447

>claiming you're bumping a thread when you're not actually adding anything to it and NOT EVEN BUMPING IT

For fuck's sake, how retarded can one faggot be? You'll have to excuse me, it's the first time seeing someone with negative brain cells.

I'd wish you to get well and cure that raging autism, but you're past that point if you're posting in a thread as if you were in a Discord channel. Maybe you should stay there instead, dunno which ones you frequent, but you most likely do hang around some. It's where every attention whore ends up going to after all.


20fe44  No.16450595

>>16436747

I was playing some Hippie earlier since I wanted a short round before an apointment, and it reminded me of some lobby music bangers we aughta slam into our jukebox

I also have no idea how to embed videos on a chan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvHAhK8J7k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVoV1CL6TUE


a2cb68  No.16450664

File: 3b0a037046bd17f⋯.jpg (368.45 KB, 894x894, 1:1, Shiggu Desu.jpg)

>>16450595

>I have no idea how to embed videos on a chan

lurk moar.


20fe44  No.16450743

File: 4cc7ab08853dac8⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, I seriously hope you guys ….png)

>>16450664

This is literally the only thread I post on


572fad  No.16450772

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16450664

>>16450743

Because being a dick never taught anyone else anything other than how to be a dick, here you go champ.

Just hit that "more post options" and slam a valid link in that field.


572fad  No.16450778

File: 484d7366a91801b⋯.png (132.51 KB, 833x393, 833:393, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16450772

Well, that showed me. Can't upload images and embed at the same time.


20fe44  No.16450784

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

20fe44  No.16450786

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

1e31e2  No.16450965

>>16450282

Being sec is good when you bust down antags and save people from being killed and spaced, and its bad when you arrest people for doing things you don't think they should do or having things you don't think you should have, like pinning an assistant for having insulateds or busting a scientist for being in engineering. If you arrest someone give everything you took from them back that isn't an antag item or an objective or they're gonna come back. Don't confiscate their toolbelt becuase you're afraid they might deconstruct the brig in retaliation; if you take their toolbelt they're definitely going to fuck up the brig and might try to kill you out of spite.

>>16450398

Fuck this nigger. Enforcing the law often just means enforcing what you think people should be doing, which unless every job is staffed, very rare on our server, they won't be. They'll be forced to take on additional responsibilities to keep the station running and if you get in the way of that, you aren't doing your job you're just being securishit and are reason #1 that the brig gets bombed and nobody cares. Its a game, fuck off with that civility and law crap, you're only doing what you want because disablers are OP and handcuffs are nigh-inescapable.


572fad  No.16450991

>>16450965

Hey hey, I'm only saying to remove their toolbelt and leave it at the cell door to prevent an early escape by deconstructing shit. As soon as the door is open, they're free to get it. Same thing can be done using the locker, but if you're not gonna change their clothes, you might as well not bother and just dump those things outside instead.

Of course you always return everything you took unless it's stolen or illegal.

>Enforcing the law often just means enforcing what you think people should be doing

It's one thing to arrest the scientist for being in Engineering. It's another to arrest him when there's already an Engineer that's trying to start the engine but the scientist won't stop "helping" him.

That's what I meant with "have the common sense of not bothering everyone for petty shit either"

If it's not outright sabotage and it's not bothering anyone else, don't bother yourself either with it, basically.


1e31e2  No.16451088

>>16451045

Like I mentioned, security is most appreciated when they keep people from being murdered and spaced, since nobody else really intervenes unless they are validhunting. That often necessitates patrolling maint, unless someone is specifically waiting for you in ambush you'll likely catch some shady shit in the act and have the initiative to get the drop on them despite your natural disadvantage.


ff5965  No.16451154

For the securityfags out there. There is a Donksoft vendor in maint that you can screwdrive and wrench back into Brig, or just leave around. If you hack it, you can get Donksoft SMGs (C20r-D) or the Donksoft LMG (L6-D) for $50 spacebux each. Both have advantages and disadvantages, but both only spawn with harmless foam darts in the vendor and the vendor does not provide you with [REDACTED] for actual utility. If [REDACTED] is done correctly with [REDACTED], you can [REDACTED], which is infinitely better than using a disabler to take down suspects and thus much safer, although at the cost of not being able to fire through windows.

Don't get your hands fried.


2e65e7  No.16451818

>>16450965

>>16450398

>>16450991

Thank you for the help. I think I understand the tight rope that Security dances on: Rules and law are fine but in truth the Station will need different things each time, and one must adapt with them.

Like, if it's a cult round, or something of the sort, suddenly seeing people unauthorized in Botany or Chemistry can be important because they might be making salt or holy melons.

I imagine it's a quesiton of investigation and actually talking with people to know what's going on. I think i'm gonna stick to detective for a while until I can get a real feel for how rounds normally go before I get into a position where I am made to decide what's harmless "fun" and what's actual antag behaviour.

>>16451045

Well, prevention is better than reaciton, right?

Like, you'd prefer to catch an antag or cultist before they can screw up half the station and get into a krekuffle.


20fe44  No.16451875

File: c3027bd126571be⋯.png (173.38 KB, 750x650, 15:13, abject monstrosity.png)

>It's fuckin ridiculous. It's absolutely noncommensurate and you fucking know it. Right from the goddamn word go, goofing around and shooting someone with chloral hydrate which AIN'T EVEN LETHAL got an asshole to beat me to death, rip my body apart, grind the body, rip out the brain and burn it and then space the corpse. I put him to sleep for 15 seconds max and that's permanent fucking round death, and you think that's fair? Wasn't even antag, the dude was just being hyper aggro. And you're ALL like this. And maybe if you WEREN'T so goddamn aggro towards me all the GODDAMN TIME I wouldn't be arming myself in the first goddamn place, yeah? Maybe I wouldn't get jumpy with the trigger and shoot your shit to death with a gun if I didn't feel like I NEEDED A GUN in order to keep myself alive because it's not just goddamn antags I have to worry about, it's YOU rageboner retards that can't leave me the fuck alone no matter what role I play.


20fe44  No.16451942

>>16451875

That's not the image I meant to go with this but you know, it works still.


51a4f2  No.16451962

>>16451875

>attacks someone

>oh wow I get robusted woe is me

Are you acting retarded on purpose or is this bait?


ff5965  No.16451973

>>16451962

It's a copypasta, gwen wrote it on OOC.


51a4f2  No.16451979

>>16451973

wew lad


a2cb68  No.16452000

>>16450778

>be lawyer

>bored because nobody likes lawyers, or putting up the effort for court cases

>Go drink

>two glasses of 10u each make me vomit three times

>Threaten to sue

>Get shot at with beanbags

>What a shitty bartender

>Outjew a jew from his money

>See a prisoner "Traitor" is dead in perma

>Clone him to fix this injustice

>complain to sec i have no clients

>"what about that prisoner

>No money

>Sec hands me his card, with 500 on it

>Take all of the money

>Get a potted plant, go into bar

>Get mag dumped by the bartender with .38 SPECIAL

>Dragged to medbay

>put in a sleeper

>See the bartender getting chased by space ninja, despite being unconcious

>Forgotten about

>Die

>Ghost now

>Ninja chops off bartender leg

Well, that was an ok round I guess.


384e05  No.16452056

File: 069a6aafbdeae30⋯.png (257.86 KB, 3840x2019, 1280:673, JESUS.PNG)

this is how i'm playing rn


51a4f2  No.16452064

>>16452056

>using 4k


20fe44  No.16452685

>>16452000

Yeah sorry for leaving you in the sleeper, I was the geneticist and the Ninja spooked me hardcore


2ecf50  No.16452799

File: be5e9a835e3579c⋯.jpg (52.65 KB, 288x499, 288:499, JC.jpg)

>anon helps me learn how to be a better virologist

>even gives me a recipe

Thanks buddy.


15adb6  No.16452911

>>16452898

No, but I'll be on some time in the morning.


26fd96  No.16453083

File: 0c48d312b5f98ca⋯.png (2.08 KB, 280x36, 70:9, liggers.png)

>liggers are in league with the devil himself


b3861d  No.16453281

File: c51de080fcaba66⋯.png (687.16 KB, 800x1023, 800:1023, ClipboardImage.png)


2e65e7  No.16453456

>>16452000

Apparently law and order are a meme, who knew?

>>16452799

So rare to see confraternization like that, treasure people like that.

>>16453083

Lizzers are secretly spawns of Satan.


2e65e7  No.16454760

File: 3bca31dc0b9fff7⋯.jpg (14.11 KB, 226x239, 226:239, FUN.jpg)

>>16451875

People get so angry about getting robusted, why can't people just relax, it's a fucking game.

>>16453914

B-But lobotomies are fun for the whole family!


2e3d2b  No.16455396

File: 14812b30a78f55a⋯.png (133.17 KB, 458x551, 458:551, time to grill.png)

>join the station and there is only 1 assistant on it and an AI

>its on pubby station

>fix some problems and go mining

>assistant get fucked over by a gang of urban goliath youth so i take him back to station to clone

>ligger joins as hop and makes a durand

>goes to the gateway after a while

>after hearing nothing go after him with an ai shell

>its ice station and the hop is dead

>someone else grabs his body and i go hunt bears

>bring one back to station and lazarus it for a pet and cook the bear meat i brought back for its bear strength

>pray to the gods for a set of bear armor and my prayers are heard

>other people have joined and one is constantly spawning corgis

>the combat space polar bear HATES the corgies and smashes walls to kill them

>hallways are filled with dead corgis that i start collecting the pelts froms

>change AI law to stated that the station is now owned by the bear clan as the bear is unstoppable and the halls are filled with bloody carnage

>during a rad storm some newly joined person claims there are ayys aboard the station and the shuttle gets called

>escape with the bear and the AI on the monastery pod

9/10 bretty good round


26fd96  No.16455663

>>16453914

yes, it cures lobotomy tier trauma.

so do nanites and a toolbox plus replica pod seeds


7567f2  No.16455869

File: 3d54c6bd7ce58b4⋯.png (23.9 KB, 710x520, 71:52, You will never be so autis….PNG)

>>16449077

Here's the ban for reference. Clearly nothing more than autistic retribution for being banned from a fucking server for cheating.


74f769  No.16456538

>>16456527

why you know even if they did they'd just treat you like worse than a lizard


3dbe8c  No.16456654

File: fde84a97adf48c6⋯.gif (220.48 KB, 320x238, 160:119, 1456357513201.gif)

>Join serb

>~20 players

>Decide to spectate because rounds with this many players can usually be a shitshow

>Passively watch game, notice the lone sec officer (Caitlin Mccune aka Fagioli) is absolutely incompetent

>Seen them drag a dude to the brig for pulling a clowns corpse off a broken window with electrified grill

>Seen them blowing holes in the station because someone trusted this retard with weapons

>Roboticist puts Positronic Brain in Durand and arms it

>Durand does absolutely nothing

>Syndie lies about being attack

>Shitsec officer and scientist (Trenton Zadovsky) flip the fuck out

>Durand walks past the shitsec not attacking or anything

>It takes about a solid 5 seconds for the shitsecs brain to register that was the Durand and chases it

>Start attacking the Durand for no reason

>Durand wrecks their shit

>Laugh at shitsec for being a shitsec they just go "yeah yeah" "I know"

>Revived and act surprised the Durand kill them

>Cry it's the roboticists fault for arming the Durand as if this changes the fact it literally has done nothing

>Keep spamming in chat the Durand killed people

>Durand literally just wants to be left around

>Start burning the station down trying to kill it

>Murder roboticist

>Attempt to murder Renault the Fox for calling out their shit

>Renault drives his all-terrain vehicle out into space and dies

>Syndies have done literally nothing else

>Blob shows up

>Shitsec is absolutely unable to deal with it

>A combat mech would have been perfect to stop it but the Durand has escaped into space to live a peaceful life

>Blob wins

>Shitsec every shitter excuse: "It's just a game, don't be autistic" "At least I didn't complain to the admin"

Completely dodged a bullet by spectating. Just goes to show 1 retarded shitsec officer is all you need to ruin an entire round. I spent the whole round watching them and laughing my ass off except for when I watched Renault die like Major Tom. This isn't even mentioning how useless this dipshit was at handling a legit threat (blob)


004682  No.16456700

File: fd8735707fe9521⋯.jpg (125.67 KB, 764x599, 764:599, 2b6f1007dacd8aa0e3dd7f7ea0….jpg)

>>16456527


9a75b8  No.16457192

Furryburner has bumped up to 2 servers

Server 1 (vore) : byond://67.193.146.193:7777

Server 2 (citadel/boxstation) : byond://67.193.146.193:8085


9a75b8  No.16457233

>>16457192

Did we mention INFINITE CLOWNS?


2e65e7  No.16457313

Yesterday thing was pretty dead. I don't like how it's either servers with <10 people, or servers with >50, where the lag is astounding. Sad times for us all.


384e05  No.16457315

File: 5d9d405256f7c4e⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1004x1358, 502:679, Screenshot_2019-05-11-05-2….png)

eggs lmao


26fd96  No.16457383

>>16456654

look you fags, there's no "i'm totally innocent so now i get to murder people instead of getting arrested :^)" clause of space law.

durand was valid when he attacked. escalating pushed it past a shitsec that fell for syndiposting.

also

>ruin an entire round

it was probably an above average round for this server all things considered.


3dbe8c  No.16457451

>>16457383

>look you fags, there's no "i'm totally innocent so now i get to murder people instead of getting arrested :^)" clause of space law.

The only time the Durand killed people is when he was attacked first. The only other choice was to let the spergs kill him. The scientist even was yelling at it to it's face for 5 minutes after being cloned and it did absolutely nothing to him.

>it was probably an above average round for this server all things considered.

Like I said. Anything that isn't lowpop is basically unplayable. The shitsec was the typical trash you see on any other server.


20fe44  No.16457666

>>16457315

That looks Comf

Im jelous


26fd96  No.16457756

>>16457451

>The only time the Durand killed people is when he was attacked first.

If you think he a good boy and he dindu nuffin, then your complaints about shitcurity are meaningless.

Killing a sec officer while resisting arrest is illegal.

It's still illegal if you were innocent of the initial charges.

It's still illegal if you've got a nigger brain and can only think in terms of kill or be killed.

Most importantly, people doing illegal things and sec trying to bring them to justice and causing mayhem in the process doesn't ruin rounds or make them unplayable.

I guess I just can't tell what you're looking to get out of the game if you think this is the case.


20fe44  No.16457769

>>16457756

When "Arresting you" is "Lethal force atttacking you", what the hell else are you going to do but fight back?

There's a system here. You issue warnings. You tell them to get out of the mech. You go through the process.

There are non-lethal options for people that what you're talking about with 'resisting arrest' apply to.

There are not those for a brain inside a mech.

If someone had blasted you to death for shooting them with a Disabler, then your complaints are valid, not when you go and start smashing on a guy.


26fd96  No.16457807


ff5965  No.16457832

>>16457451

I was the scientist and i had absolutely no issue with the posibrain having a combat mech.

Until the roboticist gave it an SRM-8.

Seriously, don't give SRM-8 to posibrains or assistants or traitors that were supposed to be borged. They have NOTHING else to do in a mech except use their gear on whatever is near, don't enable them.

The claims about it actually attacking people were always unfounded and i knew they weren't made by a crewmember because i actually checked my PDA for the name and it did not appear. Asides from this, the sole reason i attacked the mech was about 3 things: Boredoom, Wanting to test out technological shells against it and that law that says a robot that harms people must be shut down because it's a trash robot.

The secofficer was indeed complete utter garbage that almost let me die to a fucking mime with an stolen shotgun, who shot me right infront of the officer and he din't even react, until i screamed on the radio about it and 3 more people showed up. This was after the mime was said to have assaulted someone else, had an illegal weapon on his person (a stunbaton) and was performing illegal surgeries without other people's consent. He din't even try to arrest the mime at all until this and even let it be scott free after 10 minutes brigtime. Mime immediatly went and destroyed an autism project in arrivals afterwards and got lynched for it.

Officer thankfully died immediatly to the blob but the rest of the crew also died to it, even though we were inches from the actual core south of arrivals.


26fd96  No.16457945

>>16457769

>If someone had blasted you to death for shooting them with a Disabler, then your complaints are valid, not when you go and start smashing on a guy.

I wasn't sec and my complaint is not that sec got blasted.

I want people to stop moaning like dindus and learn some god damn space law.


004682  No.16458105

File: fa8c7afb25cfbcd⋯.png (22.57 KB, 877x99, 877:99, space law, capital crimes ….png)

>>16457945

>I want people to stop moaning like dindus and learn some god damn space law.

If only.


366c73  No.16458119

>>16458105

wew laddie


2e65e7  No.16458159

>>16457945

>I want a bunch of murderboners to warn before killing

Anon, that is probably impossible.


366c73  No.16458332

>slime starts shitting up the place because "lmao i wanna start over"

Fuck you.


d1a4eb  No.16458603

>>16451875

New Ojama support looking fancy af.


d1a4eb  No.16458608

lads how do I join into the IP?


8b3fce  No.16459075

File: a87fa24e9ffd020⋯.jpg (30.52 KB, 602x517, 602:517, 48406813_10156998438651869….jpg)

>Durand does nothing

>Literally nothing but chill in the bar and walk around looking for a legitimate threat

>Syndie lies about being attacked on the radio

>Scientist and shitcurity go apeshit and turn into double-niggers

If you get rused by a lone syndie shitposting on radio you deserve every bad thing that happens to you

>>16458608

On the Byond Menu, hit the settings button at top right, click Open Location, paste the IP in the top bar and click ok to connect


a2cb68  No.16459089

>>16459075

>>16458608

CTRL+O works also.


60ee50  No.16459115

(F) Obvious Changeling (as Bryant Cherry) says, "I killed the captain"

(F) Obvious Changeling (as Bryant Cherry) says, "Three times."

(F) Clayton Nickolson says, "Why"

(F) Obvious Changeling (as Bryant Cherry) says, "I thought it'd be funny."


9a75b8  No.16459201

>>16458105

>banning for text

IMAGINE


38c92a  No.16459257

File: c857a9f2299e178⋯.png (47.92 KB, 1457x195, 1457:195, yousonofabitch.PNG)


bc6c36  No.16459275


9a75b8  No.16459279

>>16459275

I'm not responsible for what our PR person does.


a28381  No.16459347

What's the new ip then?

I can't connect with the one in the op


5faf21  No.16459357

File: 8a0a46a6890a160⋯.gif (3.73 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 8a0a46a6890a1608fbb1c1f430….gif)

>throws the detective out of cloner to clone an assistant


a3981f  No.16459377

>>16459357

Ick ock


bc6c36  No.16459397

>>16459347

The IP is the same.


cf3561  No.16459931

>>16459357

There's metafaggotry too


3dbe8c  No.16460296

GREYTIDE PRIDE WORLDWIDE


7fb3e8  No.16460304

File: 381e45fead26ef3⋯.jpg (29.92 KB, 678x381, 226:127, iminthe99thpercentileonthi….jpg)

>>16459257

That's pretty good. You should RP as PJW, get the station renamed to Prison Station and try to sell brain force to the crew

It's the damn liggers again? WELL IMAGINE MY SHAWK


2e65e7  No.16460318

>>16459115

I don't get how people don't understand this is a game where lying and intentionally making someone else look suspicious is a legitimate tactic.

Like, traitor takes his victim's PDA, talks as someone else and is framed for every crime you or your buddies have committed. Heck, wouldn't intentionally making someone who is ALIVE into a clear criminal through impersonation, and then valid him claiming he was "attacking" his next victim?

>>16459357

Well, sometimes the asisstants have been far more active and useful than a detective. If said det had been doing nothing but getting smashed on the bar, then you can bet he's going to the end of the cloning line.

>>16459931

I wonder how extensive metagaming is and how is entrenched.

>>16460304

VIROLOGY IS TURNING THE MONKEYS GAY


a3981f  No.16460388

>>16459357

>>16459931

There was no meta faggotry, just an individual's choice. Thought he was already scanned/cloned so the next guy got put in. No need to be a faggot about it. You got cloned after him, so there was literally no real issue besides having to wait another three minutes. Hell later on I made sure the assistant got arrested for stealing the detective's vest, there was no favoritism of any kind.

Some people just want something to complain about.


d1a4eb  No.16460422

Luna is a nigger.


981acf  No.16460423

>>16460388

I can only see cloning an assistant before the dec after the dec was being revived as a good idea if the dec was a retard and the assistant was actaully doing good for the station, a very rare sight. So almost anytime it would sound like a bad idea to res the assistant first. I wasn't in that round so I don't know the context.


d1a4eb  No.16460445

Im bored at the bar.

Come get a drink.


d1a4eb  No.16460544

ded serb


cf3561  No.16460711

>>16460388

>you

I ain't even that guy, there just IS metafaggotry and I wouldn't be surprised if that was involved in this instance, especially with how defensive you are about it.


b5108e  No.16460826

File: 7e86e9dc7f530a4⋯.png (24.19 KB, 400x640, 5:8, 1457286062035.png)

handy tip. if you start a fight then escalate it even further on your own dont be surprised when your actions have consequences. dont be so assblasted that you try to metagrudge and then get wrecked again.


3dbe8c  No.16460930

>>16460826

>dont be surprised when your actions have consequences

I've been noticing this a lot lately. Some newfag does something retarded, then starts chimping out when there are consequences or people call them a faggot for it. Shit reminds me of the 12 year olds on gmod.


981acf  No.16461103

>>16460544

its usually dead at this hour, picks up at night time American hours.


26fd96  No.16461125

>>16461103

unemployed australian hours.


99d20a  No.16461224

this thread has no business dying


3dbe8c  No.16461237

>>16461224

Rounds about to end it was an autistic one


a3981f  No.16461262

>>16461224

Doesn't bump anymore. New thread when it hits page 13


d1a4eb  No.16461268

ded serb


99d20a  No.16461272

>ask to restard server becaues died

>the madlad achually does it

HONK


ff5965  No.16461273

serbia is kill

i bet the turks did this.


366c73  No.16461275

>>16461268

>>16461272

didn't negroid want to push some fixes?


3dbe8c  No.16461277

File: 112b978143c7109⋯.jpg (225.64 KB, 653x613, 653:613, 549a64c9c82a16f6617d19eae0….jpg)

What the fuck was that round


99d20a  No.16461279

File: 3b830b7d6f73ea6⋯.png (536.24 KB, 681x573, 227:191, 1557450919173.png)

>>16461275

ITS ONLINE GET IN HERE

EVERYONE NOW

for final justice


2129cf  No.16461607

>>16461279

He finally added Felinids?


99d20a  No.16461616

you killed this game for everyone with your pettiness

honestly what is wrong with you from your perspective


2129cf  No.16461640

>>16461616

>>16461616

>>16461616

wtf is going on you schizo


d6b87d  No.16461835

>>16461616

muh vorecode


99d20a  No.16461871

>>16461835

>>16461640

you've completely lost your minds and are under deep control of pure evil


366c73  No.16461907

>>16461871

Are you the nigger who was harlock earlier?


d6b87d  No.16461974

>>16461968

hehe guys does anyone else want to get anal vored ironically

just as a joke haha

im totally only into it for the mechanics huhu


a28381  No.16462039

File: 83d585fc22d4979⋯.png (43.15 KB, 1150x1116, 575:558, 83d585fc22d4979bfb1761ba19….png)

Sweet christ you guys are using fucking vore code?

What the fuck happened /v/?

Did the cancerous furries finally take over? Guess I should stop playing after 9 years due to this and gind a new autism game.

Fuck sake.


3dbe8c  No.16462049

>>16462039

>What the fuck happened /v/?

It got filled with faggots who don't play games and talk about shit they know absolutely nothing about.


bc6c36  No.16462066

>>16462039

No, the actual server is not using vorecode.

We've got two spergs from reddit or some shit advertising their gay ass furryburner server.


bc6c36  No.16462072

>>16462039

Oh and, this is the IP. it should work.

byond://68.183.49.166:1488


384e05  No.16462086

File: e6091f330443160⋯.png (178.42 KB, 804x710, 402:355, Pic related- me and my gan….PNG)

Hey Faggots,

My name is Chase, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass consoles. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any loot? I mean, I guess it's fun murderboning people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being unrobust.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I killed the colossus, hierophant, legion, and ash drake. What have you killed, other than that stupid assistant ligger? I also got the voice of god, and have three banging hot stands (one just healed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my boys


1e31e2  No.16462087

>>16460826

Eh niggers if you're a miner and you want a bag of holding just send a PDA message instead of spamming tapping on the window just cause you see a purple guy in R&D, especially if there's a crowd around and don't break in when he shuts the shutters in retaliation, that just leads to escalation.


8a54c8  No.16462091

>both Head of Personnel and Research Director were changelings

>they were both tasked with killing the same scientist


0b65f6  No.16462130

File: bf2477bec72b90a⋯.jpg (23.56 KB, 358x400, 179:200, =3.jpg)

>>16462039

If you believe everything you read on the thread, especially incredibly low-effort troll posts, without checking it yourself, you're a gullible faggot and you deserve everything that happens to you.

Don't forget to stick that "POWERS!" DNA injector too or eat all the Happy Pills you see outside Chemistry.

There was a recent purge of metagamers from the server, retaliation by shitposting is to be expected. This comes on top of the local shit nuggets that always end up banned from every single server and can do nothing but try to crash this one so the ban list is reset with a newer server.

And then there's autistic furries being autistic furries (although, the fact that this is the least likely problem should tell you something about the previous 2 groups)

So stop believing everything you read on the thread, especially when it amounts to a Twitter-like post with no screenshots and sounds more like a bot spamming the board than a genuine poster.


0b65f6  No.16462140

>>16462130

Oh, don't forget. There was that other faggot that wanted to "ruin" the server by posting it's IP on Reddit (which didn't worked out very well for the Red Menace, lmao)

There was also many posts talking about other stations, trying to pull players there to kill the population here and Vorestation spam is nothing new.

Get this, they actually think they can disgust anyone on this entire board by trying to associate a fetish with the thread's theme. That's their whole "plan" if you can call it a plan to begin with. Or at least, that's the best bet I have because everything else is so retarded that it doesn't even make sense.


a28381  No.16462172

>>16462130

I was more questioning if it was true or not.

Did Honkette come back and meta again or was it Sierra again?


3dbe8c  No.16462189

>>16462140

>Oh, don't forget. There was that other faggot that wanted to "ruin" the server by posting it's IP on Reddit (which didn't worked out very well for the Red Menace, lmao)

When did that happen?


a28381  No.16462283

>>16462130

Also I still can't connect, so what's going on with the sever?


bc6c36  No.16462333

>>16462283

Nothing to do with us, whats the error you're getting?


3dbe8c  No.16462384

>>16462379

Why does this game attract so many retards


366c73  No.16462407

>>16462379

>hOeZ mAd

Are you fucking 4?


3dbe8c  No.16462429

>>16462409

Man the posting quality of this place has gone into the shitter ever since the multiple cuckchan exodus rapes.


3e3566  No.16462502

HOES MAD

Server 1 (vore) : byond://67.193.146.193:7777

Server 2 (citadel/boxstation) : byond://67.193.146.193:8085

https://discord.gg/dvsq3Sg

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ihatethisfuckinggame

IMAGINE BEING A MAD HOE

(USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING A METAGAMING NIGGER)

bc6c36  No.16462523

>>16462458

>>16462488

>>16462506

>>16462502

You should try out the /furry/ board! They'd be interested in this server!


38c92a  No.16462542

File: 7629b62d60e96d1⋯.png (86.49 KB, 750x650, 15:13, afe9fc6d7ebda8513f17b4a1e3….png)


366c73  No.16462866

>doctor makes a killer patch called "cure all"

>kills nearly instantly

I mean, I guess death does cure aids but come the fuck on.


20fe44  No.16462871

File: f2207a228e043d9⋯.png (23.11 KB, 763x187, 763:187, medals are fun.png)

More people should give medals.

They're fun.


20fe44  No.16462875

>>16462866

I'm sorry, it won't happen again. I misunderstood the OD threshold, thought it was 'if you go over it, you OD' not, 'if you Hit it, you OD'.


58d48e  No.16462898

>>16462172

Read the thread.


dce4e4  No.16462909

File: fa531596dd1fdc3⋯.webm (2.07 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Award.webm)

>>16462871

>awarded christa holmes the nobel sciences award


f74d6a  No.16463071

File: e90c7b4c2f7a700⋯.jpg (59.98 KB, 500x500, 1:1, that one smug anime bitch.jpg)

>>16462866

>make cyanide pills named "Cure for Homosexuality"


bc6c36  No.16463104

>>16463097

new thread


3dbe8c  No.16466695

>Another ling round

>Ling murderbones and loses

>"If my target didn't have autism fort I would have killed him at the start and fucked off"

WEW

Lings truly are scum.




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