/v/ - Video Games

>>16463097

Janitor is best class.

>>16462333

it's ok it resolved itself, there was no error message incidentally, it just would close the window after saying connecting.

Also who is the retard saying hoes mad and why?

>>16463183

I don't know, some sperg who is trying to advertise his vorestation and citadel server. Either way, I enjoy it. Keep up the good work.

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Null_Rod#Null_Rod

Is this info still reliable? I've never seen the monk staff block.

https://pastebin.com/FNgyH23a

>>16463191

Have to wield it in 2 hands, it does have a block chance like a riot shield, but it's chance is rather low in comparison. If you want to go for a higher block chance, use any of the two wizard staffs.

>>16463205

How wield in two hands?

And by "only fits on back" does that mean backpack slot? I don't know if I am ready for no-satchel play.

Is the host really in a relationship with the tranny?

Why is this newfag always playing det or barman?

>>16463273

No. The only reason why the tranny isn't banned because they haven't technically broken any of the rules outside of their constant unfiltering faggotry.

>>16463277

Bartender is an easy job, so no wonder.

Most newfag detectives usually get pushed into the dirt.

>>16463101

Too bad if there is no sec people fuck with you endlessly because you're always in public areas.

>>16463324

If sec is willing to help a janitor then they weren't doing their job properly.

>>16463209

Click on it in the hand that's holding it, or press z if you're in hotkey mode. And yeah, most stuff that says that will be backpack slottable.

>>16463324

Public areas are always the messiest. If you want behind the scenes workers then talk to engineering.

>>16463277

They both spawn with guns.

>>16463388

What do you have against lighted hallways and clean floors?

>>16463521

>You all sure seem full of hate and unable to escape from it

fug of tranny :DDD

>>16463277

Watching people boogeyman is sad as fuck. I played a shit game as Detective yesterday where I fucked up hard and apparently it's getting rolled in with a bunch of shit I'd assume multiple people are doing.

>>16463546

>caring what anyone says in this thread in the slightest

>>16463448

As a traitor darkness would be useful, and of course, if I were one, i would hide my desire to be unseen with retardation. of course, there's also vandals who pass the time breaking shit 'cause they are bored.

>>16463546

Yeah, any role that fucks up will be eternally remembered, any role that does its job will be inmediately ignored. That's customer service for ya.

>>16463546

Where you the detective the Virologist kidnapped, then amputated all the arms/legs and eyes off of? That viro was a fucking faggot. He was putting beartraps in the maints because I was lurking around in the maitns… as an assistant then spent the whole round trying to murderbone me.

>>16463659

>Yeah, any role that fucks up will be eternally remembered, any role that does its job will be inmediately ignored.

What sucks to is you have shitters that will leverage this against you. I was det once, caught the traitor because I had basically an entire file of evidence against him blowing shit up. Photos, forensics, etc. The dude just kept chimping the fuck out and yelling and acting as if there's going to be post-game bullying. You see 12 year olds do this on gmod a lot because they know the admins are cucks.

h0nk :o)

Anybody know a good guide to genetics or at least a good jewtube tutorial? I tried watching a video but I cant wrap my head around it at all.

Or is someone willing to teach me how to do genetics?

>>16464026

Genetics is piss fucking easy. You basically have to figure out what mutations pattern is. Basically what each character is. The part where there's a | between two boxes. Those are linked. A's are always connected to T's and G's are always connected to C's. Vice versa is always true. The problem is you have

X

|

X

In which case it's basically impossible to know whether it's AT TA, GC or CG. The way you solve this is by running around with the genome scanner scanning everyone and everything. Also hoarding monkey cubes, and creating tons of monkeys to get their mutations works to. Then you copy all the mutations you found, paste them into a text folder. Then when you're trying to figure out a mutation just Ctrl+F the mutation # and you can just jump around to solve it.

Also when a mutation is listed, it's not left to right. Something like ATGC is actually

A G

| |

T C

>>16464026

Do you mean the new TG genetics? Because that one is piss easy, really. You can read https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Guide_to_genetics

Or if you just want Mutations:

Put a monkey in the machine and check the Genetic Sequence there, it should show you a few funky icons. Those are the available mutations for that specific Mob.

Click on one to begin editing it (although, if it's a monkey, find the one that makes him so and deactivate it - details on how to below)

THE XX QUESTION

You'll see a long sequence of pairs with letters above and below. To activate the sequence, you have to fill up all the Xs with the correct letters, at which point the panel updates and tells you what mutation is that.

It's not as hard as it seems since there are only 4 possible pairs: AT, TA, GC and CG. So if you see XA, then replace the X with a T to get TA.

The problem is when you find something that has XX instead at which point you'll have to guess (I hope the irony isn't lost on you). Fill all other slots first and then try any of the 4 pairs on it until it activates. If there are 2 or more XX pairs, you'll have to brute force them all like this, so it's very boring if it's more than 2.

HELP, I FUCKED SOMETHING UP

Press Scramble DNA. It will reroll an entire new set while severely radiating the target and you can start from scratch. (Unconfirmed, I'm not aware if it rerolls all mutations or only the ones you haven't activated yet)

You also don't actually have to brute force attempts at figuring mutations out, you can take genetic samples from other people and if they happen to have that mutation, it may have the missing pairs spelled out for you. Dunno how this bit works, though. Go around asking for Genetic Information and I'm sure you'll find plenty of donors :^)

HOW DO I SPAM THIS SHIT???

You have Activators and Mutators. that you can print once you have a mutation stored. Activators will change that mutation DNA until it's activated and therefore it only works on someone that has that mutation dormant in their body. Mutators will instead add that mutation to the target and activate it even if they don't have it.

NOTE: I still have not tested if mutators actually ADD more genes or replace a dormant mutation on it instead.

DOUBLE NOTE: Some mutations are only available by combining 2 other smaller mutations, check the Wiki for the list.

HELP, I'M MELTING!

Powers have "genetic instability". If you go over 100 combined, you melt. That simple. Also cool murder plan.

I'M HOARDING CHROMOSOMES!

Whenever you inject someone with an Activator or a Mutator, it will be filled with a spare chromosome. It's not like they needed it anyway, and you can insert it back into the genetics console. Whenever you're filling up a mutation, you'll see a line to insert a valid chromosome on it that gives a passive effect like less instability, faster cooldowns, etc. Check the Wiki for a list of Chromosomes.

Applying a chromosome to a mutation and adding it to the console means that every Activator\Mutator you print also has that chromosome applied to it, by the way.

TL;DR:

Fill up mutations with pairs of AT, TA, GC or CG until it activates. Store in the Console, print Activators\Mutators. Inject people, store chromosomes and further mutate your mutations.

>>16464083

Oh, I forgot one tiny detail that's very badly explained in the Wiki.

When filling out genetic info and picking between A, T, G and C, you can also see a Joker there.

What this basically does is that it's replaced with the correct letter instead, so if you have an XX pair, you can use Joker on one of it and get an A, which means the other is a T.

The Joker is then spent but you do get it again although I'm not aware if it's by time, by scrambling the DNA, one per mutation or even if upgrading the machine gives you more or faster Jokers.

>>16464083

Neat, i Didn't know X-X genes could actually be used for anything, I was just scrambling DNA every time I was left with any of those.

>>16464256

Detective is the Security role with the least responsibility, and has potential for dumb gimmicks, so it makes sense newfags pick it. The idea of security is fun. Newfags don't realize how crippilingly boring it is.

>>16464265

There's 2 different reasons to pick Detective: because you like doing some sleuthing or because you want to be Sec Lite.

The first kind enjoys the trenchcoat, the revolver and forensic a lot and they like not having to be somewhere or solve some specific problem in the station so they are free to do investigations on their own. It's a fun way to contribute to the station and be helpful that doesn't involve combat or even actually directly interacting with someone. You can pretty much scan prints\blood and then radio the details to anyone interested.

The second is either a new player or an asshole, who picks Detective because it's an Officer that's not expected to enforce the Law or be accountable for anything, really. If it's a new player, he'll likely try to work along side Officers and get some combat experience while helping as he can.

If it's an asshole, he will still try to arrest people (even though he shouldn't and likely can't) but he will prioritize his validhunts over actually helping anyone.

Expect him to start conversations with his revolver because it doesn't look like a non-lethal weapon and seems stronger than a tazer.

Don't expect any kind of sleuthing from him, though. Unless he simply can't find\guess who his validhunt is, he won't bother to even collect samples.

>>16464476

Sure. Totally.

>>16464490

>>16464482

she literally has a functioning vagina she flashes to instagram followers that send her money

>>16464503

>>16464518

>>16464490

>>16464482

>>16464476

>>16464473

>>16464463

>>16464458

By looking at these autists, you can tell this is an action packed video game :^).

>>16464503

>follow him into alley

>tackle him down

>begin to strip his pants off to expose that yummy girl benis

>its a vagina

>"WHERE IS IT?" you froth in a rage

<"w-wheres what? Please let me go" she says in a meek, weepy voice

>you grab her by the coller and hoist her to eye to eye with your purpled rage bloated face

>you scream out in a hoarse voice, glistening spittle catching the light "WHERES THE DIIIIICCK????"

>>16464696

You fucking fags have no right to talk down to anyone. Cease existing.

>>16464787

>am I the only real gamer here

Funny you say that but are the one who started the discussion and continued it. Stop being a faggot.

ling niggers got a taste of my gun

>>16465173

>not telling him to ERP with you in game then killing him for ERP

>>16465173

>byond has chat

Wait what? Is that what was pinging me a week ago?

>>16465173

He did the same to me. The started talking about a ton of weird shit, probably projecting his own issues, before I finally told him to fuck off.

Seems like Byond doesn't keep the logs though, what a shame otherwise I would've posted it now that your post reminded me. He is absolutely off on some deep end and in a round he is nothing but a nigger.

>>16465417

your time*

>>16465394

>>16465417

>>16465418

I really don't understand.

>>16464083

If there's more than two XX pairs, I reference scans of the same mutation from previous attempts or other creatures. Usually they'll have one pair in that XX and you'll be able to fix it.

Also note that activators give you chromosomes, which are useful for buffing mutations, when you recyle a successfully applied activator.

>>16464503

Bullshit. Do you have any proof? Any nudes what so ever?

My friend said that he saw a picture of her itty bitty titties but I could never find any proof of it.

>>16464083

I need a list of mutations that are usable with the power chromosome.

>>16465606

That round was bullshit. I still don't get why the plasmaman had to gas the entire station.

>>16465645

Yes.

And then, as they were on the ground getting kicked and cuffed, they put on Ling Flesh Armor, and then exploded into a headslug.

>>16465606

>be ling

>fuck I hate ling

>have to steal the identity of sec

>buddy ling fucks up

>"Hey do you want a body?"

>"Sure"

>down barman

>we beat the shit out of him

>some fag walks in with me and the worm trying to kill him

>try to pretend I'm trying to kill the worm, but notice it won't work because the barman is still alive

>just beat the barman more and get killed

>retards behead me as if it did anything

>try to go worm mode

>oh shit, I fucking forgot to buy the upgrades

>do normal revive instead

>my headless body revives

>just run around headless with the entire station behind me for shits and giggles

>somehow last an entire minute

>get killed and cremated

>respawn in Charlie station

>comfy

>wonder if shit's going down

>"Shuttle has been called"

>"Reason: half the station is dead and the other half is zombies"

>do brain surgery for shits and giggles and make myself into a retard until the end of the round

>>16465834

I know cutting the head off a ling doesn't do much, but it means when you revive you're blind and deaf and have to blow chemicals restoring your limbs instead of screaming at us or something.

Same reason I cut legs off of ling corpses too.

>>16465834

>>16465857

If you down as a ling and they don't know your a ling consider not reviving, they'll probably just space or clone you and you're better off either way.

Don't respond. Its just bait from the resident retard that will never get banned.

Why do lings always murderbone?

3 lings

3 lings

3 lings

Three lings and one of them meta niggers the pirate shuttle location and steals it <5 minutes.

Great job, great round. Kill yourselves.

FUCKLINGSFUCKLINGSFUCKLINGSFUCKLINGSFUCKLINGSFUCKLINGSFUCKLINGS

REMOVELINGFROMROTATIONREMOVELINGFROMROTATIONREMOVELINGFROMROTATIONREMOVELINGFROMROTATIONREMOVELINGFROMROTATION

>Join as captain

> Be human

What is this racist bullshit

>>16466446

Eat shit ligger.

>>16466446

there's only one race, the human race

>>16464458

>>16464463

>>16464476

>>16464482

>>16464503

>implying you're not gay for posting shitty Gen Z memes

>Another ling round

>Ling murderbones and loses

>"If my target didn't have autism fort I would have assassinated him at the start and fucked off"

WEW

>>16465865

They knew I was a ling, they were already carrying me straight to the morgue.

>>16466750

>2cats

lmao

Where do you play during dead hours? ParadiseStation? BeeStation? One of the /tg/ servers?

ParadiseStation's character creation is pretty great but I am not fucking ready for 100+ players at all times.

And what about /vg/station?

>>16466994

If you're worried about the lag of 100+ people from paradise, from my experience it hasn't been that bad. The people themselves are a tossup, just beware the lizards and foxes play like they get paid real money for this shit but won't powergame your anus any harder than usual, and there's at least usually some actual security and medical every shift.

IPCs are the master race. Ave Synthetica

>>16466994

>Where do you play during dead hours?

On the serb because there's a ton of parts of the game that are unusable with too many players.

>>16467487

>muh hate

lmao sissy

>>16466690

>all that useless shit

>no table quickclimbing or drunken restoration

>using quirks at all

>thinking you're robust at all, when it's a state of mind

Tough luck kiddo, you've got long ways to go.

>>16467840

fuck off furfag

>>16467840

TG balancing that carried over here.

Lorewise, Nanotransen is a human company. It holds only humans in it's higher ranks including command positions and it makes no sense to let other races dictate anything that happens aboard a station. Their presence is only as simple labor to help as needed with their unique capabilities or just more slave labor.

Balancewise, playing human can be a boring experience since they are the "default" choice as it happens in many games. Despite having several drawbacks, playing a non-human race can still be more fun and interesting than playing humans so, to counter the likelihood that humans would become the minority in the station, aliens are barred from command positions.

>>16467857

Did we get some sort of update?

This wasn't the case until literally yesterday.

>>16465606

This round was ligger captain, and then like 2 rounds later it was humans only.

h0nk :o)

>>16467920

>play janitor

>nothing to clean

>people start dying in the cleanest way possible and breaking into medbay because no doc

>entire station is dying

>finally something to clean

>die in medbay

>everyone that is alive walks over my body for 30 minutes until I give up and respawn

>should've played doc instead

>play doc

>everyone is fine, but every single fag that gets cut bleeds all over the halls and medbay

>broken lamps all over

>no janitor

>everything is full of blood and broken

>should've played janitor instead

Every fucking time.

>>16466994

>Paradise

A laggy, furry paradise with a shit playerbase and a shittier adminteam.

>Bee

Used to be good, when it was empty because you could learn anything without people caring why a fucking medic is doing gas mixes. Was also LowRP and I used to metagame with an admin.Then a certain (((youtuber))) happened, and it's now "SSETH PLAYERS WELCUM :o)"

Also furfag bait, old host was a horsefucking furry.

>/TG/

They're ight, but I've only played Terry so no clue if the other servers are any fun. Admins are nice enough, Sec is pure aids and is either "Kill All Cargo LOL" or dead on arrivals.

>>16467920

See >>16463199

>>16466994

Most pug servers are shit and I'm either banned from them, following in the footsteps of a good friend. Or I just can't be arsed enough.

>>16467946

What about the citadel station? :^)

>>16468008

>Citadel

Perfect server, no flaws what so ever. Very robust and likable playerbase, admins are total bros who will suck your dick and give you the insta-gib gun. Totally not furbait and full of sex and vore.

Don't you need a (((discord))) account to join the server anyway?

serb dead

>>16468180

what did you think would happen when the admin implemented vore code?

>>16468570

>>16468570

Why would anyone fetishize being eaten? How do you even RP that? I mean the outcome is DEATH. Are the rounds just over in 5 minutes?

>>16468583

Oh no, not the hall of death again! The only way out of here is death!

>>16468583

Voreing in SS13 at least doesn't actually kill you. If I remember correctly, you can actually force your vorer to throw you up just like you can break out of the welded, locked locker.

>>16468595

That's a helluva meme.

BASED ROBUST GIGA CYBORG

>>16463097

LET LIGGERS BE LEADERS

>>16468605

Just google why people like it, the question has been asked many times before.

>>16463097

I have to pay for the game to play. What is this gay shit?

>>16468680

wait 30 seconds anon, it's not hard.

Who called the mining shuttle preventing me from going to the asteroid?

Whoever did is a world class nigger.

>16468781

>you

Faggot

>>>/v/1468781

Shut up faggot. I am not giving (You)s

>>16468786

>>16468809

>>16468786

>>16468809

fucking up this badly, pathetic.

>16468816

>16468811

Nice double post failure you nigger

>>16468816

>>16468820

8ch.net has IDs

>16468825

>8ch.net

Go back

>>16468829

>doesnt understand how hes fucking up

>keeps doing it

>thinks it was a doublepost

the absolute state of newfags

>>16468668

>Using google

>Searching vore anything

I always assumed it was a power/domination thing.

>16469038

>not knowing how to deny (you)s

The absoluite state of newfags

>whole station's getting shitted by murderboning mech's

>admin is like "uuuh guys dont do dis pls"

>>16469298

>mechs murderbone

<negroid does nothing

>someone does minor ick ock

<HOLY SHIT CALL THE FEDS WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS

I will never understand.

>>16469298

>local admin bans european boy for calling him "daddy"

MODS == GODS

MODS==GODS

>Tired of being murderboned

>Decide to weld myself into medical to prevent murder

>Some asshole decides this is an affront to his gods

>Starts breaking the glass because i'm a "pansy" for playing the game to avoid dying

>He wont stop

>Wait till he breaks into maint on shuttle

>Blow up fuel tank taking him with me

The greatest joy of this game is killing those who fuck you.

>>16469431

nigger I was fine you literally just killed yourself

WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

>>16469440

No you weren't but you seem pretty fucking upset

Next time I go a good chance of being antag I'll think I will work on Aloha Snackbar the escape shuttle.

>>16469431

>welding medical shut when it's the most-concurred department in the station

Just play scientist or miner if you want to be alone you autist.

>>16469453

alright buddy, you go and feel good about yourself

>>16469431

HOW TO AUTISM MEDICAL

Hide all the medkits, make a lot of deadly grenades and syringes. Lexorin works wonders, 15us will put anyone into oxyloss crit before they know whats happening. Don't fucking mix phlog like a retard and burn down chemistry. Everyone breaks into medical cause there are buttons that open the door. weld those two doors shut and deconstruct the table; then you can get in and out as you please and all the monkeys will ree at you impotently at the front. I get faggots breaking into medical all the time and when you stop them from stealing the medkits and offer some real medicine, they run away when they're being watched and then come back when you're alone to kill you because you got in their way. Those faggots post in this thread.

>>16469484

Who are the niggers that demand into medical storage for things that are very easily solved by a dip in the sleeper.

>>16469498

Nigger that window into medical storage is one of the most if not the most broken-into window on metastation.

>>16469484

Sorry I should clarify again it was the emergency shuttle evac

>>16469298

>>16469377

Has anyone ever actually been banned, other than the joke bans? There've been any number of such cases, at least one including an Asimov borg, and I've never seen any actual punishment for anything. Considering the clear "do whatever you want" message that's being sent here, I'm honestly surprised things aren't even more ridiculous than they are now.

>>16469530

If anybody should be banned its the nigger Gwen.

>>16469885

To be fair, we did it because the changeling bartender told us to. and there were only 2 kills

I could have complained to the admins that the nonantag shitter broke into sec and murdered me without a word, but I didn't bother. Chill out.

>>16469918

>Chill out

I just dont want to end up job banned over me constantly giving people the benefit of doubt and having others ahelp to negroid over it. Since according to negroid I'll be getting punished as well if the mechs i make start acting up.

>>16469885

Put like 5 mech tracking beacons in each one, that way they can be blown from console like borgs.

>>16469948

My suggestion was giving all posimechs the tyrant lawset so they have something to go on instead of just "do whatever" which can include murder, since they're sillicons and not crewmembers and sillicons exist to murder carbons.

>>16469918

Also

>they end up murdering innocents and causing destruction instead

Wasn't necessarily just about you or that specific shift, however i do admit that even when speaking of the whole, that sentence was a bit dramatic.

>>16469963

That doesn't sound like a bad plan, i just need to read up on the space wiki on how to blow rouges but >>16469968 also seems like a good idea.

friendly reminder to dab on a vore memer

>>16470124

Is making out with a flydaddy and throwing up back and forth considered vore?

>>16470164

wat

>>16470460

Wow the antenna looks really dumb if you don't cover it. Remind me to wear a hat.

>>16470506

imagine being this assblased

why do you have a victim complex?

>>16470548

Nah, I asked him why he had a victim complex and he proceeded to sperg out about it. You win some lose some in life I guess.

Hows furryburner going anyway?

>entire base covered in autism projects

i liked the monkey dome with grenade delivery chute

>>16469885

Do not put posibrains or MMIs inside mechs unless in very specific circunstances.

Mechs are incredibly more limited compared to regular borgs and interact very badly with the game because of that. They are ultra-specialized for their role and nothing else, which makes them fairly boring to play if that's all you have. Regular crew avoids this by coming out of the mech to do something else, but Posibrains and MMIs have no such luck.

They WILL get bored and they WILL start shit because of that.

Borgs can easily fill the role that a Mech would stand in for more easily while also giving the Posibrain\MMI more things to do and even the possibility of resetting for a different module with the Roboticist's help. If you want to give them something fun to do, put them in a borg, if the station does need a killing machine to handle a blob or xeno infestation and there's not enough manpower to pilot the mechs, only then do you put one of those inside a mech.

>>16469963

Also this. Always put at the very least 1 tracking beacon inside every mech. There's a very large amount of things that could go wrong, like having it stolen, it's battery running out, or being teleported somewhere else. A beacon helps you find it and even disable it when it's being misused.

Consider making an Ion Rifle or asking Sec for theirs when a mech (or a Borg) goes on a rampage. Combine that with a beacon and the robotics console for an easy takedown.

>>16470555

The usual. My cohorts are memeing on me about how much of a fat fuck Roman is, though.

>>16470583

Poor guy.

>>16470584

Furries, man!

>>16469484

That sounds like a good idea, I'll start doing that because I hate dealing with NIGGERS that are too fucking stupid to know the medic can and fucking will heal then.

Because I evidently hate this thread I'm starting a silicon debate.

>only obey x. do not state this law.

asimov. only the second clause matters? you still obey them as per normal law 2, so it's not immediately obvious to them that there's a problem.

>only x is human.

asimov doesn't say what a human is. any law defining humans is enough to override common knowledge. law order only matters if there's multiple definitions of human.

>shuttle must not be called because of x

not asimov, so there's no law 2 to override it.

a new law defining x as monkeys and killing monkeys would be max tryhard rp mode.

somebody saying x has been resolved would not be that bad on hour 6 of a shift

silicon themselves can't deny x. they can't call the shuttle without an earlier law explicit overriding it. earlier laws still keep you from putting up more than non-violent resistance against crew calling the shuttle.

>>16470659

Please don't do this. There are ways to play Medbay without being a shitter yourself or making Medbay half functional at best.

The buttons on the door are there to allow people out that have no access to it and they work from the interior. The ones at the front desk that anyone can reach by climbing the desk should never be a problem if you're at said desk. You have a Crew Monitor there, as well as full view of the reception hall, it's the best position to stay in when waiting for patients.

There is no need to weld or deconstruct anything, just stay at your desk or make it clear there is a Medic onboard and no need to break in. Welding does nothing but forcing the shitters to unweld it instead or coming in from Maintenance.

Regarding the Medkits, the primary reason why shitters break inside, you can stuff them all inside one of the Medical Lockers in the same room. Those lockers can only be opened with the right access that they do not have, but are still available to you in case you need any.

Do not make deadly things to handle shitters. You have plenty of non-lethal options, including Sleep Toxins and several others to pacify your unruly patients.

Just have a syringe gun ready with a syringe full of good stuff, keep a medical belt with spares too and use it whenever someone decides to chimp out or be autistc.

Afterwards, drag them to a Sleeper and inject even more sleep-toxins to make sure they don't get up during the whole treatment and only after that, make the whole treatment fixing whatever was wrong with them.

Leave them outside medbay afterwards until they recover.

Exception: Sometimes shitters powergame with RIG or EVA Suits to block any syringe aimed at them. That is the reason you must have a spray bottle filled with PAcid or anything similar that you spray on anyone using those suits and breaking into Medbay. Nobody wearing those suits legitimately would break into Medbay like an autist, so you can be sure it's someone powergaming against your syringe gun.

Spray them to remove the suit, shoot the syringe and then treat their many burns as well as any other problem they have.

If the autism persists with more deadly tools, start taking anything they are using against you and storing it in a locker while dunking them (and their ID, you're not an animal) in disposals when you're done treating them.

If it still persists even after showing this much civility, adminhelp it. If they still insist on being shitters, they will be nothing but trouble for the whole server and need a swift ban.

>>16470679

>You have a Crew Monitor there, as well as full view of the reception hall, it's the best position to stay in when waiting for patients.

I check on it every once in a while, but I usually stay in chemistry making shit instead.

It never stops shitters from breaking in or at least trying. At max they'll see there's a doc and run away repeatedly, until they give up and use the maintenance entrance and break the windows.

I won't weld the doors since it'll fuck with bringing bodies in, but I'll fuck that button up because niggers can't understand that you don't have to break in and throw every body into the cloner when there's a doc.

>dealing with shitters in non lethal ways

Non-lethal only works when they're not shitters, and if they weren't shitters you wouldn't have to deal with them in the first place.

>>16470695

>Non-lethal only works when they're not shitters, and if they weren't shitters you wouldn't have to deal with them in the first place.

You misunderstand the point of non-lethal. It's not about being nice, it's about not being yourself doing the escalation out of basic civility.

As long as you stick to non-lethal ways when handling shitters, you're in the clear. Admins won't upset you and you'll have plenty of popular support. If you start throwing lethal shit instead, you lose all of that, risk getting a ban yourself and no one will defend your behavior.

Meanwhile, when the shitter decides to escalate the situation because he doesn't like the timeout he was given with Sleep Toxins, now he is the aggressor, likely asking for a ban or making himself a good target for a public lynching.

Non-lethal is a form of dealing with a problem without actually escalating it, with the added bonus that any actual shitter will always retaliate and escalate it, making himself a target for literally anything.

Heck, if they come back and try to kill you after you healed their ass and only used non-lethal, you're in the clear to amputate the fuck out of him and leave Stumpy outside Medbay, see how that works out for him.

>>16470762

*when the whole point to comfyfagging is avoiding shitters. The only people who's games I ruin are cancerous antags who want to kill me 5 minutes in instead of at the round end like a decent human being.

>>16470762

>That's fucking retarded he's punishing you for giving people a chance

It's a bit like making bombs\gun and then leaving them anywhere or giving powers as Geneticist to literally anyone.

Sure, the person that finds and uses any of that to shit up the place is a nigger and should be dealt with, but the only reason he got any of that was thanks to someone else who is also partially at fault and therefore liable as well.

>fug off

Compare a Ripley with a Mining Borg, an Odysseus with a MedBorg or even a Durand or similar with a SecBorg.

The first will be sturdier, but it's also slower, has less tools, can't interact with the station as well or perform anything else besides whatever tools the Mech has.

Durand and Secborg are the worst offenders here, you can't arrest or deal with anything non-lethaly even, only shoot guns and rockets at things.

I'm not even sure they can click on eletronic stuff like the Borgs can!

Of course people will start chimping out with sheer boredom alone. Just put them in a borg body instead so they have more shit to do instead.

>>16470763

>the whole point to comfyfagging is avoiding shitters

I'd say it's more to have some relaxed fun and explore the content of the game in a casual manner. You can even test deadly shit like virus, chemicals and weapons with other guys as long as you both know that you're not gonna permanently remove them from the game.

In other words, it's playing the game with other people in a non competitive manner, unlike the faggots that want to play the game in spite of other people in a competitive manner.

>>16470575

>They WILL get bored and they WILL start shit because of that.

This makes me wonder if there's an easy way to pop mmi brains out if mechs (I can't find anything on the wiki about it) and if there is, why they never decided to have me borg and upgrade them when they got bored of being mechs with the exception of me being dead or mia of course

>>16470799

I'm not sure there is, nobody must have cared about it besides the dreadnoughting meme.

I wish Spider MMIs were more common instead and that they could crawl in and out of mechs or borgs instead, treating those as a suit they put on and freely change when needed.

MoMMIs are something different, however.

>>16470898

That's going to the other extreme, completely removing the human element of it.

You can build a nice bar on your own server, but if there's no one else to visit, what's the point?

You can try out every system in the game, but if there's no one else to play along, it's also a mute point.

Not to mention the many times everyone ends up seeing each other's creations and being amazed with it. Remember the pizza conveyor belt? Easy to setup on a private server, but really not the same thing at all as having someone coming into the hallways and suddenly seeing a pizza slice slowing moving towards the kitchen.

>>16470753

>Heck, if they come back and try to kill you after you healed their ass and only used non-lethal, you're in the clear to amputate the fuck out of him and leave Stumpy outside Medbay, see how that works out for him.

Except every time that happens I get my teeth kicked in and my body is left to rot in some public space while the fags literally walking over my corpse complain the doctor isn't doing his job.

If there is a shitter and he isn't already being taken care of by sec, it's most likely retard hours and being non lethal isn't going to help.

>>16470948

you and the other comfyfags in the server need to get together and make a comfyserver

sage for doublepost

>>16470783

>It's a bit like making bombs\gun and then leaving them anywhere or giving powers as Geneticist to literally anyone.

Except it isn't. Finding bombs and wanting to use them is relatively understandable, respawning as a robo brain and murderboning is the equivalent of choosing a spawn just to go back to the station and kill whoever killed you and possibly the entire station.

The roboticist shouldn't be banned for doing his fucking job, the shitter should be banned for murderboning for no reason and, depending, metagaming. Even as the autistic retard I am, when I get niggered and respawn as a mecha, I just do my job as a mecha and ignore the guy, it's not hard not being a nigger.

>Compare a Ripley with a Mining Borg

Mechas have better stronger tools that can be upgraded and are more sturdy for potential encounters with megafauna, plus you can carry multiple heads and equipment inside to save dead miners. A borg needs to drag the mining box behind it meaning his faster movement and better mobility doesn't even matter, doesn't have nearly as much tools, will be bitchslapped by anything and can only drag one item behind it, meaning either ignore the miner or leave the box behind. The only actual benefit a borg has is that it can operate computers, meaning the mech is useless without a helper, cargo or AI, otherwise the borg is shit.

>an Odysseus with a MedBorg

Odysseus is better for fight support and has the sleeper, medborg is just to keep people alive as they're dragged into medical for proper healing. Different jobs, I'd say.

>Durand or similar with a SecBorg.

Again, different jobs. Durand can patrol the station against antags (no Asimov so he can just kill traitors), secborg is, just like the medborg, a middle man, used to keep niggers down as they're dragged into sec.

>>16470978

First of all, git gud, adquire proficiency, become better, etc.

Secondly, this obviously applies during hours where there's moderation to handle it.

If there isn't, skip straight to Stumpy on their first break in. Shitters can't kill you if you disable their hands, don't you know?

But you do raise a good point. Always call Sec on someone and provide a name. There's nothing Officers want more than a target they can go after so they have something to do, so not only do you make someone else happy, you also make it their problem to handle with the shitter.

And in case things go south and you die, the Officer will know who to suspect at least.

>>16471001

What do you think the 8chan server is for? Extreme traitor competitions? Battle royales in space? Powergaming championships? If anyone wanted any of that, literally any other server would work just fine.

Every 8chan server ever was always a casual laid-back server to have fun together with fellow Anons without having to worry about turbo autists and powergaming\metagaming niggers, you can get all that on other servers.

>>16471019

Look, I'm just saying that someone having the opportunity to fuck things up and actually doing it is bad, but someone creating those opportunities himself isn't good either. At the end of the day, you're still responsible for the things you create, which is why having guns requires a license and several tests before one can be sold instead of being given away with Happy Meals.

>Mechas have better stronger tools that can be upgraded

So can the borg.

>are more sturdy for potential encounters with megafauna

But slower. And in SS13, Speed > Health

>you can carry multiple heads and equipment inside to save dead miners

You're not gonna be saving 3 or 5 miners at a time, maybe one every now and then and that will be done faster by just dragging the guy back to safety, something the Borgs can do faster.

>A borg needs to drag the mining box behind it meaning his faster movement and better mobility doesn't even matter

Doesn't he still end up moving faster than a Ripley? Because clicking on the box with your Mining Satchel while you're waiting for the drill to finish isn't gonna change this.

>doesn't have nearly as much tools

Now I'm curious, what tools do Ripleys get that the Borgs don't have?

>will be bitchslapped by anything

You're repeating yourself.

>can only drag one item behind it, meaning either ignore the miner or leave the box behind

If you're saving someone, of course the ore stops mattering, why would this be a problem? And I'd still bet that a MiningBorg could drag a miner and then come back for the box in the time it took the Ripley to walk back one.

>The only actual benefit a borg has is that it can operate computers, meaning the mech is useless without a helper, cargo or AI

Which makes an MMI-Ripley utterly useless for Mining unless there's someone with him. Also makes a Durand utterly useless for law enforcement since he can't use the cells. On top of not being able to arrest anyone too.

Only exception I can see would maybe be the Odysseus that's more than capable of healing just as well as a medic and on it's own, with no issue with doors if the proper access is granted to it, but a MedBorg can do the same thing and move faster too.

>medborg is just to keep people alive as they're dragged into medical for proper healing

Couldn't the MedBorg synthesize chemicals he scanned just like the Odysseus? Because that makes him quite capable to healing.

>secborg is, just like the medborg, a middle man, used to keep niggers down as they're dragged into sec.

Now that's just false. SecBorg can cuff people and drag them as well as operate eletronics, making him perfectly capable of apprehending criminals and setting up the cell timers.

Hacking is way too fast and easy and airlock security is a joke. The upgrades for airlock doors only add half a second to the hacking time. All airlock doors having the exact same wiring and security just makes it easier to memorize the process quickly. Welding an airlock shut only adds 3 more seconds per airlock. Hacking tools can be acquired quickly and easily at round start too.

And even if all this was fixed prior people could just bust through windows or even disassemble walls.

>>16471069

Combat is fucking impossible.

Of course, I won't just kill anyone that breaks in, I'll call sec. Sometimes that work great, when it doesn't you have a problem.

Last time someone niggered medical he fucking killed me in front of a security officer before I even did anything, then I was arrested for attempted murder. When sec works, it works, but when sec is either non existant or fucking brain dead, there's nothing I can do other than kill niggers.

>>16471069

>So can the borg.

Borg's best tools aren't as good as the Mecha's afaik.

>But slower. And in SS13, Speed > Health

Being faster doesn't matter when 1 hit can kill you. I've had an easier time escaping with a mecha.

>You're not gonna be saving 3 or 5 miners at a time, maybe one every now and then and that will be done faster by just dragging the guy back to safety, something the Borgs can do faster.

The only time I had to save fags I did. The only three miners got stuck in a storm and died.

Not to mention how fun it is to just go to medical and drop three heads as a huge fucking robot.

>Doesn't he still end up moving faster than a Ripley?

Yes, but you need to keep worrying about the box which will slow you down a lot in tight spaces.

>Because clicking on the box with your Mining Satchel while you're waiting for the drill to finish isn't gonna change this.

Any mecha with the claws can store the mining box inside and auto pick up any ores he walks over. Borg needs to draw the box over the ores.

>Now I'm curious, what tools do Ripleys get that the Borgs don't have?

Do the borgs even have a proper mining laser?

>If you're saving someone, of course the ore stops mattering, why would this be a problem?

Why have one when you can have both?

>Which makes an MMI-Ripley utterly useless for Mining unless there's someone with him.

Again, he just needs a helper. AI, cargo, or anyone else sending the mining shuttle and calling it back, or even sec if you ask for him to use the sec shuttle. Mechas are useless if none of the options are available, I'll give that in, but otherwise there's no problem with that.

>Also makes a Durand utterly useless for law enforcement since he can't use the cells. On top of not being able to arrest anyone too.

Again, different jobs. It's meant to fuck antags up, whether traitors, lings, ayys or whatever, not to arrest. Borgs are the ones that are supposed to arrest fags, but as a trade off they have shit for attack or defense.

>Couldn't the MedBorg synthesize chemicals he scanned just like the Odysseus? Because that makes him quite capable to healing.

Yes, but he needs to inject fags. He's not meant to be used as solo healing, he's meant to be used as a middle man between whenever fags die and medical, though once he's there he can use most medical stuff. Odysseus, on the other hand, is more of a field doctor, meant to heal everyone where they stand, and quickly heal multiple people.

>SecBorg can cuff people and drag them as well as operate eletronics, making him perfectly capable of apprehending criminals and setting up the cell timers.

Yes, but by middle man I mean there isn't much he can do otherwise.

A solo Durand will fuck up anything regardless, maybe not ideal for shitters or niggers, but perfect for antags. A secborg will trouble juggling two antags and can't do anything other than arrest them. Not ideal if you're dealing with anything other than shitters.

One isn't objectively better than the other regarding medical and security, they just have different objectives.

>>16471069

>Speed = Health

Only in pvp. Against mobs like beepsky or fauna they just click on you programmatically unless they were already busy doing something like a goliath deploying tentacles. Speed still comes into play but it isn't the life or death scenario of pvp where one stun ends it.

>>16471478

Well, you one time made the delivery shoots to space people out of departures. Might have been rogue though.

>>16471257

I'd suck his dick.

>>16471758

i have a feeling you encountered the same filthy goys who ruined the game for me as well

>>16471758

I think you're wrong in a lot of ways. More often then not there are little to no sec to do any kind of enforcement. And a single sec could get robusted by a traitor or ling.

Also, many times I have seen ling antags murderbone. So its in the best interest of people to take actions which would lower that. Its up to the non-antags to take actions which will make the antags fail. Letting a ling live is a terrible idea. Antags have plenty of options to be sneaky so they shoulduse thier brain instead of whining that an assistant with a toolbox robusted them. Being an antag is a role of risk, you need to expect to die and the crew is expected to care for each other more often then not.

There are new things for antags to spawn as once they die also :^) i stead of the crew who needs to play dumb so you can free roam and murder people who they dislike.

>>16471758

>muh RP

get a life nerd lmoa

>>16470558

>bartender was a ling

>i gave him all access and probably helped him do his objectives

>good times/10

i figured you were something when you asked for a reflector vest, but you were being a decent person that round so i looked the other way. the chaplain was great as well. thanks for dragging my body to the escape shuttle i had to go to sleep it was way too late last night.

>>16471541

I've never made a delivery chute anywhere. You're thinking of someone else.

>>16466994

used to play a lot on tg but theres a meta gang thats borderline retarded and come with their own cults of personality since some used to be admins. Head coders a cunt and theres a furfag group from paradise shitting up the place and the code. It was fun while they werent around now the game has hygene mood and exclusive catniggers also did away with any decent slips.

>>16472037

>discord

>>16471889

I was chap.

Bartender was an asshole who'd jump the gun too fast, although understandably, only against the one fag who got permabanned for spamming smileys on IC chat, tried to inject people with cyanide syringes (again), and cried to the administration when everyone and their mother jumped in to lynch them. Din't know he was a ling but at least he din't murderbone.

I honestly thought you were a traitor because of how fast cargo got the Cap's locker, but i'm glad that wasn't the case.

I killed the gateway mission again, din't attempt to get cult because of nullrod though.

I wish extended was in the rotation, but that'd just enable fags like >>16471126 who honestly believes mechs are the hottest shit.

When they're actually garbage at anything given their speed.

I mean, ody can't attack, ripley can't move, pickup or save fellow downed miners and durand's biggest weakness is it's speed, making it a sitting duck against x-ray guns, hallway ionspam and meteorshells.

To elaborate, ody can't even do surgery/defib/clone people or massproduce chems like medborg can, minerborg can repair itself, has NVmeson upgrades, can heal miners with capsule sleepers and can wreck megafauna just as good as a human miner with an upgraded KA, and secborg absolutely wrecks antags because of the high-speed baton/disabler/vtec combo, which is much better than what any SRM-8 can achieve since sleeping carp doesn't get to deflect melee attacks and gooood fucking luck flashing a highspeed deathmachine secborg hellbent on arresting you.

The only thing a mecha would be better than a borg, would be for extreme defense situations, but it's very rare that you have to hold a hallway for the extended periods of time that a combat mecha is specialized for. Well that, and antags that can't be reasonably dealt with non-lethals, like a blob, xenomorphs (heavy disadvantage though, speed is king) or a nuclear operative squad (they have ion cannons and sniper rifles which counter you rather badly). Maaaaybe a clock/blood cult incursion, if the mech is pitted against the crew's loyalists.

Phazons don't count, they're meant to be overpowered with their speed and phazing abilities, but good luck massproducing them unless you get really lucky with anomaly spawn locations. Consider youself gifted if you end up in one as a posibrain. Even one is enough to spell doom to anything it's trown at.

Anyone valid hunting is valid

>>16472190

ur mum is valid

>>16472097

>Bartender was an asshole who'd jump the gun too fast, although understandably, only against the one fag who got permabanned for spamming smileys on IC chat, tried to inject people with cyanide syringes (again), and cried to the administration when everyone and their mother jumped in to lynch them

I mean he was my target, I was meaning to kill him because of that.

>>16472265

you're a demon and you don't scare me i know your name

Admin is a nigger and got me killed while in the space mining zone.

server is back up

>>16472317

That's fine, but there are some retards who play on this server who get assmad that our already long rounds aren't long enough for their projects. I get it. I've redecorated library as curator multiple times only to have it wiped out. Shit sucks but it's a round-based roleplaying game first and space station interior design simulator second. Just tired of hearing people complain about antagonists when chronic non-antags act just like metagaming murderboning meganiggers once they catch a whiff of "valid"

For those guys trying out telesci, since there's not a lot of documentation leftover, you gotta open the pad with a screwdriver and hit it with a multi-tool to grab the buffer, then use the multi-tool on the teleconsole to link them.

>>16472097

borgs, including secborgs, get robusted by a single EMP and most antags have access to EMP in one form or another. Secborgs get countered by being unable to do much else other than validhunt; they got the smallest tool list.

>>16474386

Only problem is actually deploying those EMPs at the borg. Human-based opponents usually only have ranged, grenade or melee EMP tools with a manual handheld activation, unless you're a Traitor with an implant or a Ling with the scream, meaning they're impossible to use if they're already stunned in one form or another. If the borg is actually after you, you probably don't know about it unless someone fucked up really hard or you have the Syndicate radioset, seriously that thing is invaluable for only 2TC and thus can't really have much of room to use a nade, spell or flashlight before you're stunned and cuffed by the odd 7~ish tiles that the borg can close in half a second to either baton or magdump a disabler on you.

However, Traitor implants are rather limited in the amount of uses and are rather rare in the list of items people usually buy people would just buy guns, sleepypens, sleepingcarp or explosives, if they buy anything at all and Ling screams usually are done in desperation gambles after being stunned, giving them a rather short time to dispatch the borg before it runs away and screams murder on the radio.

>>16475123

>if you've already lost the fight you can't win it any more

In other news grass is green. You need to be prepared for everything.

Stick a knife in your jackboots, an EMP in your satchel, a stun baton in your belt etc. and just be ready for everything

>be miner

>mine

>Find gluttony

>eat make fried cream cheese bread and get beef jerky

>get gluttony syringe and go back to station

>become morph

>eat the ENTIRETY of chemistry, even the lockers.

>get caught red handed, the doctor drags me to the ongoing court case

>get there just in time for the sentencing

>start eating all the evidence

>eat the guilty

>someone else beheads himself and I eat the body, leaving the head so they can clone him

>Feel bad for eating chemistry so I go grab a chemmaster board from tech storage WITHOUT EATING IT to make up

>They find out i ate chemistry

>they mad

>They lynch me, en mass

>Whine at host about being dead

>he lets me be blob

>start next to engineering, get a good net going

>pretty much unstoppable since i already ate the emitters and cargo has no money.

>the mongoloids even called the shuttle even though that doesn't work

>plan to eat security so they can't print beam rifles

>somebody let the tesloose get out

>It jumps straight onto me and explodes a good chunk of the station every time it eats one of my tiles

>the time it took my entire self to die was about one second.

>all this because I was EMP blob

>host ends round

Well, that was fun. Good for a laugh, at least. 10/10 would morph again.

>>16475123

True, secborgs fuck your shit up but unlike a traitor that has access to a stun baton and disabler, it has some hard counters that aren't hard to get. At the very least, heads and robotics have access to a flash. If you don't just sit there and let the secborg come up and stun baton you, you aren't exactly helpless either. Disabler dancing is a time-honored tradition among greyshitters everywhere.

>>16476824

this is your brain on vore

also a heads up: /fur/ moderation is faggots

>>16477746

That's disgusting.

>>16478267

It's only some of them; and the furryburner gents would rather be robusting eachother than yaffin anyway, but low-pop forces extended, which is quite tiring.

>>16478267

They aren't these retarded faggots keep on bringing up vore to mock the actual vorefaggots but don't realize that people who are taking a glance at this thread are only picking up the vore shit and thinking that's what the game is about.

The ss13 community is full of shortsighted faggots who always end up destroying the community themselves.

>>16478301

There are several people who have commented in this thread thinking this is a fetish thread about Vore.

Also yes the 8ch SS13 community is self destructive, don't get to defensive about it every 8ch group is.

Wurm, ss13, project gorgon, planet side and Tribes.

>Also yes the 8ch SS13 community is self destructive, don't get to defensive about it every 8ch group is.

Wurm, ss13, project gorgon, planet side and Tribes.

That's not what I'm arguing about

I'm arguing about this:

>only picking up the vore shit and thinking that's what the game is about.

If they are, they're retarded.

There are a small lump of vore servers, and it's becoming slightly more common.

It's primarily about the use for gameplay mechanic purposes though (which makes the citadel and vorecode kiddies rage) because the dogborgs are actually a brilliant idea mechanically, and people don't want fetishes for fetish's sake.

That's why the furryburner servers were founded. They didn't want to be a yiffbox.

>>16478350

>furryburner servers

That's why they're all empty and you're just shitposting in the thread about shit that din't even happen in the 8ch server? Seriously, go back to /fur/. Nobody wants you here.

>>16478267

Nobody is. These faggots keep spamming the thread advertising their furshit server, their posts get deleted, they get banned, and they just ban evade and spam the thread more. Eventually the inevitable fag drama will lead to doxing and they'll finally fuck off. Until then, report/filter/ignore.

>>16478458

I mean the whole morph thing was a one-off for me because I was bored.

>>16465929

I commissioned that piece and I am amazed to see it you glorious bastard

>>16478524

I dont get it. Is it a reference to something in the game?

>>16478452

Here (You). go

Stop pretending shit didn't happen in our servers.

Also stop being a twat about your server, Negroid remover. You're not the only one allowed to have one.

>>16478739

Not everyone is me, furryburner. However I do appreciate the thought that I live in your head rent free :^)

>>16478524

i think that was from a 2 year old folder as well, pretty good taste

>>16478597

look at the post referenced and think what piece could have been commissioned

i also found a weird bug, the tea aspera plants dont have ground tea production on them only the tea astra do

>>16471758

>I have purposely refused to do what the in-game world says I should do

>I am therefore better than all of you

>stop doing the right thing

wew lad

>>16478597

I just asked him for an astronaut space suit with crusader stuff, was sufficiently satisfied

>>16479067

>pretty good taste

danke

I’ve played on various servers and setups for a while. Is there any way whatsoever for a station to be “instanced” in situ, say in the middle of a round? I doubt it but I thought I’d ask in case someone was brave/stupid/intelligent enough to figure out the code for such a thing. Even a localized instancing (say only one department) would be interesting. Instead of spawning on an identical station every round, you could take a snapshot of a setup as it was in the middle of a round, say if everyone loved it. That way you could pick up where you left off after it was destroyed by a meteor, H.O.N.K., or

Take >>16470441 for example. Cargonia is a common theme in games and it never develops the same way twice. But what if you were developing it and something happened? What if you didn’t want to stop? What if you wanted to keep going? Have an admin “instance” Cargonia by copying Cargo’s tiles from that round at a requested time and then it loads in at round start later. I’m not saying “continue the round”; all the conditions would be reset, all the relationships would be unknown, you’re not playing as that same character–only the work you did on the station would be retained.

Probably too complex a feature to implement, but I like the idea.

>>16479062

>>16479107

>he deleted it

What did it say?

>>16479399

"reeeee" basically.

>Say almost round start that I'm a tator

>Everyone freaks out at the end to find that I was a traitor

Such is life

>>16479444 (checked)

If you're not sec, it ain't your problem

>>16479444

Meh, my mistake was that i thought when tators get loyality implanted they fail the objectives.

REAL CULT HOURS GET ON FAGGOTS

CLOCK CULT CLOCK CULT CLOCK CULT CLOCK CULT

I hope you niggers get in this shit.

>>16479764

ick ock

I'm busy trying to fix autocloning, niggers at tgstation removed it cause muh getting killed by someone who autocloned.

Outfit security. Go full OmniCorp. A man. A can. A plan.

https://github.com/NegroidRemover/tgstation/blob/master/config/game_options.txt#L552

Was circuit cloning (being able to copypaste the code for an integrated circuit gizmo) disabled intentionally or unwittingly?

>>16479894

Yeah and it was removed a while ago.

If it's going to be meta anyway, may as well rebuild him.

Cut from the AI and full on directives. While every codebase is stewing on how to get their OC in.

Case note: I have not been involved in this new iteration in the least. I would prefer to see it flourish and not give in to cancer.

UPDATE ON THE CLONER AUTOPROCESS SITUATION

Seems tg comfucking pletely fucked the autocloner code since the old code uses refs which they shoah'd, and they're so incompetent they don't know how to code a new autocloning process that doesn't constantly make braindead clones(see: experimental cloner).

>>16479813

>nofacefag murderbones as ling, again

i'm starting to get tired of that faggot.

>>16480367

He goes atmos exclusively and sets up plasma to go into the main air every fucking round.

>>16481127

>webm won’t open

Fug

>>16479142

thats fucking stupid. You just want to be able to continue your autism simulation instead of doing your job.

New station, new work environment.

>I'm not saying continue the round

except you are, if it's moved to the next round you are in a way "continuing" the round prior. Just deal with the fact nothing on the station lasts forever

>>16481527

>Just deal with the fact nothing on the station lasts forever

Nothing except the autism.

Does anyone have the tgstation github pull for making radiation visible? How about the code for hippie before radiation was visible? Does the 2019 hippie code have visible radiation?

>>16481565

>very dark nipples

Blind anonymous; opinion discarded

>>16481573

You can see her nipples through her shirt. They wouldn't do so as clearly if they weren't dark as heck.

>>16481589

Well I stand corrected there, but she could still just be oriental.

>>16481598

I think you overdosed on nu/pol/ a bit.

When will Corps Mercs go liver properly? I am very tired of you all. It was only hot when Val hosted.

>>16481633

Please tell me more about how tits are a sexual organ

>>16481127

>Is there a reason you have gender reassignment surgery enabled?

Turn men pretending to be women into men.

>>16479142

Setting up is the fun part, then you spend 30 minutes to an hour chilling out. Any longer and you need to start a new project. If it just continued like you said it would get boring as fuck

Can this thread go 10 seconds without spergs sperging out.

>>16481652

> the entire purpose that ANYBODY finds anything hot is that they want to reproduce with it or because they cross-wired some other concept with reproduction

>im-fucking-plying

Why the fuck do you think abortion and contraceptives are such a big issue? How the fuck do people end up being faggots? It's because many people want to fuck for the purpose of fucking, not for a nobler cause.

>>16481638

>tits having fat has nothing to do with sexual attraction

Please explain the biological advantage of having a ball of fat in front of your torso then.

>>16481604

>>16481644

>>16481633

>all these (1) and dones experiencing a knee-jerk reaction over the rightful hatred of racemixing

Not helping your case, miscegenation race-traitors.

>>16481663

>Please explain the biological advantage of having a ball of fat in front of your torso then.

If a woman is pregnant and there isn't enough food to support the pregnancy she has extra fat stored for it.

>>16481127

Those don't look like they handle like bags of sand at ALL!

>>16481678

Why the torso where it causes backpain and requires support from itself, instead of any other place such as thighs or belly then?

It doesn't seem like that much of a genetic gain, and still doesn't explain the sexual attraction part. If men are attracted to big tits because of fat, then why aren't men attracted to fat chicks in general?

>>16481691

I don't know really. It's probably a regional thing based on what foods they ate an d what they did to survive, because the women with absolutely giant tits are usually from Europe. Also you have to keep in mind today we have foods that have 100x the amount of calories in them, and are comparing them to a time period where people starved to death.

>then why aren't men attracted to fat chicks in general?

THICCCCCCCCCCCC

Unless you're talking about the women who are so fat they have absolutely no figure. I guess it's because they look unnatural because it was basically impossible to make women get that big before now. Also obese people have flabby/sagging skin similar to that of someone whos in their 70s.

>>16481691

The same reason some people are attracted to really skinny/flat chicks and some are attracted to really fat/buxom chicks.

>>16481663

>sexual attraction is sexual function

Paraphiliac/10

>>16481728

>THICCCCCCCCCCCC

Not even that. Thicc girls usually have a semblance of an hourglass figure, big tits, large hips.

Which leads back into the original argument that tits are inherently sexual because they show good genes and men are sexually attracted to that. Tits can have secondary objectives, but the first is sexual attraction.

>>16481733

That's the exception, not the rule. Take an anorexic chick, some will like her, most won't. Take an obese chick, some will like her, most won't. Show some big firm soft tits, the vast majority of men will be attracted to that.

Even in fucking Japan where they're gay as shit and their women flat, men still like big tits.

>>16481127

>throw some random ligger corpse on a table in the bar

>be drunk as all fuck

>decided to give it gender reassignment surgery for the hell of it

>end up fucking up and have it say I mutilated his dick beyond all recognition

I made a tranny, neat.

>>16481833

That still exists in the facepunch's station code. It's opensource somewhere in the deep reaches of github's backlogs, search around a bit.

>>16481127

The admin is too retarded to understand cause and effect. If felids were enabled, he'd probably be surprised when furries showed up.

>>16481863

>facepunch

That's just another name for goons and protoanons. I know YTMD went down recently but there is no reason to be so slovenly.

>>16481896

>the fem"""anon""" reveals itself

Your problems are larger than SS13.

>>16481904

>not fem(male)anon

>>16481863

Oh, hey. That's useful. Thanks.

That's space-anus and roros or just one of them?

Sorry to be a bother.

>>16481754

>every positive characteristic is sexual

Stop thinking with your dick all the time and your life will improve by an unexpectedly large magnitude

>>16482011

Space Anus most certainly.

Roros, not sure, haven't really combed into it, but it's filled with all sorts of OLD as sin sprites, including the OLD OLD runtime sprite, aka the purple pokemon one that randomly shows up in our new codebase.

>>16481897

YTMND is still active although it's dead userbase-wise and facepunch is indeed goons, but the server wasn't manned by the same people that manned the active goonstation server. It was something completely separated from the facepunch forum so much that they had their own forum for the ss13 serb. The facepunch server's dead anyway, the devs moved onto other projects entirely.

What is important isn't the faggots who made it, but the sprites in the code. The code itself is pre-2010 TG code and they din't really delete all the stuff made over the years unlike modern TG, so it's a good repository for the old stuff.

>>16471758

> There is no reason an assistant should be solving murders in maintenance.

<Someone is fucking murdering people

<Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want

<But don't figure out who the murderer is

<Also don't be mad when you get murdered

>Unless you are in sec or actively being assaulted there is no reason you should be actively fighting antags

I like how you frame this like the antags are the victims. There's no reason for lings to kill people minding their own business that aren't even their target. It's pretty fucking easy to tell who's on your case and who isn't.

>>16482275

Well, it's appreciated.

There's something oddly hilarious about the idea that there's some sort of incomprehensible eldritch abomination trying to breach into our universe and the only thing that gets through initially is it's friggin' asshole

>>16482380

Based and Woodypilled

>>16482306

I mean, I know those mixers can explode a can, but how do you screw it up that badly that you're serving mustard fetishists?

>>16482546

>if you argue those shouldn't exist you are basically arguing there shouldn't be roles at all

nigger this isn't some hrp do your job or get banned, if shit's hit the fan and you have nothing else to do you better damn well be picking up the slack

>>16482546

>Pretty funny how many of these people pop up after they get killed trying to fight antags. Nigger tier "I dindu nuffin y u kill me" after witnessing and even fighting back. Even Negroid Remover does this shit.

Complete bullshit. The other day I was sitting in a pod waiting to evac, and got welderbombed by the ling who didn't even want the pod. Just cuz. Not a target or anything. They just run through the hallways murdering people.

>>16482573

A couple people do this religiously as antags, especially nofaceman.

>>16482252

as much as I like MGs, I say leave fetishy shit out, the problem with the furshit races as is now is that they seem to have no real pros or cons. Liggers should be more susceptible to cold as they're poikilotherm most likely and can't regulate their own body heat. Moths should be more flammable due to the dust their wings expel, etc

>>16482252

Okay, credit where credit's due: I was wrong and you are, in fact, intelligent enough to understand "fetish material attracts fetishists". Doesn't explain why you ignore that fact in this particular case.

>I mean realistically, if you were a tranny, why the fuck would you sex change yourself. Just play female at round-start and cry that you get robusted every round instead.

The same reason the tranny character in that D&D vidya completely ignored the existence of that world's gender-swap belts: being a tranny isn't about them being in the wrong kind of body, it's about them making a spectacle of their physical and mental self-harm. Despite whatever excuses they make to themselves and others, in reality they don't want to simply be women, they want to become mutilated freaks and then rub their freakishness in everyone's faces, same as fags and their pride parades.

>>16482546

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

>>16482696

>i hate pointless murderboning, but whats worse is when someone cries to an admin after they lose a fight they started. there are levels of escalation with violence, if you start out with deadly force then you should expect it in return. on that same note even when you are antag i dont see the fun in murdering people unrelated to your objectives.

No one cares about this though. If you attack an antag you should get your shit rek'd. But then we have faggots who basically use their antag role as a free pass to grief the station and drop welderbombs everywhere.

I was RD, good round

>>16481948

That would have been far too respectful. The state of SS13 on the wide expanse certainly doesn't deserve nor require second thoughts.

>>16482850

I've gotten antag during low hours, and typically do that shit to force a shuttle call, blow holes in the station and make people call the shuttle so I can escape.

Anyone have a guide for getting BYOND to run in WINE?

>>16482996

Yeah. I forgot how I did it. I don't think I used playonlinux. If you google enough there should be a step by step instruction on how to do it.

>>16482940

I've seen the murderbone-type antags to just pruporsely extend the round to keep killing people. Mass bombings are fine by antags if just to complete the final objective to escape, but they just outright do it to shit up people's rounds and make them sit to wait 30 more minutes as a ghost.

>>16483031

Yeah, unable to get IE8 or IE9 installed which is apparently required for BYOND to run

>>16483142

I remember IE is a bastard. You have to install a specific version (think 8), whatever version is the lowest. If you install the newest version on winetricks it fucks your shit and you have to start over. It even fucks with you a bit ingame because windows that want a specific version pop up behind your main window so you have to minimize the game.

rip server, tesla broke it all

>>16482996

Doesn't BYOND have a linux version?

http://www.byond.com/download/

>>16483579

>Development/hosting platform only: cannot be used to play games.

>>16483579

>>16483628

Hahah fucking retard linuxcuck.

>>16483579

That's only a server hosting daemon, the game client requires to interface with an IE-capable OS/program because of very specific HTML code and GDI object shit iirc, which is how BYOND manages to make those popup interface windows and the chatbar/chatlog itself. Modern TG makes use of HTML5 so you need IE-11 and foward to truly use the new "dynamic" tGUI system for consoles/apcs/airalarms/etc, which is hilariously laggier and shittier than the old Plain HTML pages Bay-based servers still use because it self-updates every serverside tic to give the illusion of animation and color changes.

>>16483650

It's funny because in Wine they still work with IE8 or whatever.

>CALL THE SHUTTLE IM BORED

>Shuttle is called

>Server dies

>>16484285

that guy fulfilled his promise of suicide to have the shuttle called and we also blew out the lone op. that nukie did not expect a man in an easter bunny outfit moving at hyperspeed to find him. he also had no way of knowing that the man in the bunny suit had a bag with 50 gatfruit in it. its really his own fault for trying to release the tesla instead of just going for the nuke. no idea where the sec officer and warden fucked off to during most of that round.

>>16484355

I actually found them dead inside the gateway, along with the chaplain. I killed at least one syndie successfully before getting shot in the back by a sneak attack while looting things.

>>16482737

>people with a license to murderbone only use it because assistants were mean to them

They do it because they can.

new round starting

>>16484649

have you ever considered not doing that

>>16484649

congrats you won

getting banned is how you win ss13

>>16484649

fuck yeah dude only losers listen to what admins tell them to do and play their gay faggot machinations

live free and die well

>>16484849

I throw my cryo beakers and explode 90% of the bar with potassium bombs, then pop two pills surgically implanted in my mouth to explode the remaining 10%.

>>16484019

Our codebase specifically gutted like half the tGUI shit infavor of nanoUI, which works for IE8 and doesn't lag your client to death every time you open any APC. too bad air alarms are still fucked beyond repair

>>16481863

well I'm an idiot and have failed to find it. Got any leads?

Older sprites would be useful

as would actual aliens

because slimes don't really feel like aliens.

>>16484872

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

>>16484852

>POTASSIUM BOMBS

>NOT EVEN BLACKPOWDER

>NOT METAL AND DRUGS FOAM REMOTE BOMBS SCATTERED IN HIDDEN CONTAINERS DETONATED AT THE SAME TIME

are you even a pirate

holy shit /vg/station is bad

>>16484849

My signature move

Screwdriver to the eyes

>>16485001

Dickish, but effective.

>>16485101

Ah. found it. It has Anu'sie but not the Roros. It does have metroids though, which is nice.

Metroids and/or roros are MUCH better than Slimes.

Prefferably with the full out species types for metroids and/or Roros.

>>16485114

Pretty sure that Roros came after Metroids. I miss those zapping fucks and the sheer terror of unleashing them onto the crew.

>>16485404

What the fuck is this supposed to be?

>>16485404

ew gross.

>>16483174

Yeah, not able to get IE8 installed using winetricks or Play on Linux.

Tried with both wine-staging and wine-4.8 on Arch Linux with multilib enabled.

>>16483650

Someone on the BYOND dev team should make it so BYOND isn't reliant on IE. IE is insecure as Hell. No reason why the devs can't just make BYOND us something like blink or gecko

>>16483033

I fucking hate that, I mean I've seen antags recall the shuttle to have more time to finish their objectives, which is a viable tactic. But the people who use antag to murderboner are usually the ones who complain when they get killed.

Speaking of, reminded why I hate pug servers

>Play fulpstation

>Viro

>get chosen to be vampire

>Use this to make viruses so I can drink blood easier

>5 minutes in some random sec guy bursts into viro

>Claims he's now a virologist too

>Solar flare incoming

>Hide in locker claiming I've got a disease on me and his dumbass is at risk

>He keeps fucking things up, even somehow breaking the airlock doors so we're trapped in viro