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Be the CEO Anonymous 05/03/19 (Fri) 17:36:15 8400dd No.16432436

Let's do an ideas thread/production practice thread, but with a twist.

You're the big fat CEO/game developer/publisher who has to hype up his game and promise a ton of stuff. Be it bullshit or realistic is up to you.

Make sure it sounds as believable, but most importantly as sweet as possible.

Alright /v/, let's read your /lit/erate speeches.

Post last edited at 05/03/19 (Fri) 17:58:15

Anonymous 05/03/19 (Fri) 18:47:10 f9af19 No.16432683

Buy our game. It has dubs in it.

Anonymous 05/03/19 (Fri) 18:50:09 efa686 No.16432697

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Buy the game already, you fucking swine!

check em

Anonymous 05/03/19 (Fri) 18:53:12 062279 No.16432711

Sell and company and use that money to settle down and build a farm somewhere away from people where the wind blows and water flows; and when the industry crashes at least you will have food on the table.

Anonymous 05/03/19 (Fri) 18:56:09 87161b No.16432726

A game about getting dubs but you never actually get dubs.

There is a the cake is a lie reference at the end of the game before it makes your console explode and kill you.

Pls r8.

Anonymous 05/03/19 (Fri) 19:03:05 6f725a No.16432746

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