7964e6 No.16419950
I didn't know whether to open the thread in /v/ or in /tv/ but in the end I decided because I think there are more Sonic fans here who will be interested.
So it will be Jim Carrey's Eggman and apparently the trailer comes out tomorrow.
e1f4cb No.16419967
>>16419950
On the one hand he doesn't look bad, but on the other he looks nothing like eggman.
7c23b1 No.16419970
I wonder if he'll say "snooping as usual, I see" in the Mask voice.
7964e6 No.16419975
>>16419967
Anyway, it is supposed to evolve throughout the film so it is possible that we see it that way.
2933b5 No.16419999
i don't get the fags saying they like this. it looks absofuckinglutely nothing like eggman whatsoever.
a sonic movie should be purely cgi family friendly pixar-esque movie. not some weird cg/live action amalgam like that shitty, creepy looking detective pikachu movie
a4934b No.16420001
>>16419999
Words of the Quads
7c23b1 No.16420002
>>16419999
>omnislash digits
c5ae24 No.16420003
>>16419999 (checked)
Yeah but if you think about it, detective pikachu and sonic movie both prove that normalfags don't like anything but nintendo and will eat anything up.
5b6284 No.16420005
He looks like Raul Julia's Bison. I hope he does a Pax Bisonica monologue too.
174c43 No.16420006
>>16419999
If you like Sonic, you are weird
98df88 No.16420024
Honestly? Not nearly as bad as I was expecting. I was expecting them to play Eggman totally straight and have Carrey in a fat suit, absolutely outlandish mustache, Morpheus glasses and bald cap. Thank god they didn't go that route.
98df88 No.16420026
>>16419975
Oh god, please no.
1f9a69 No.16420029
you posted this exact same thread on cuckchan.
6ed977 No.16420036
Even Danny Davito would probably have made a better eggman.
911715 No.16420037
>>16419967
It's Aidsman are you blind?
5b6284 No.16420047
>>16420037
It's PINGASman.
d97337 No.16420068
I wonder if Robotnik will drive his girlfriend to suicide
686d6c No.16420074
>>16419988 (dubdubs checked)
I think that moustache makes him look like Dabney Coleman in the 80s.
6ca6f8 No.16420094
Looks like its turning out like the live action Rocky and Bullwinkle. Almost close but not close enough. It at least looks like there is more money put into like unlike that other live action sonic movie made by fans that has nostalgia critic in it.
8ab522 No.16420106
>>16420094
Rocky and Bullwinkle was pretty nice, though.
327f33 No.16420108
>>16419970
I bet 10 bucks he does
9e609a No.16420110
>I didn't know whether to open the thread in /v/ or in /tv/
>in /tv/
If you wanted to inform interested people of something, why would you do it on the shitposting board?
742020 No.16420113
>No Charles Bronson eggman
:(((((((((((((
3defe1 No.16420151
>>16420003
>>16419999
I was shitposting that the Pokemon movie looks like it was done by that one guy that drew the SUPER REALISTIC POKEMON WHAT IF THEY WERE REAL XD guy
>It was
000000 No.16420188
>>16419950
Pedowood = automatically shit.
f4f42f No.16420214
>>16419999
checked
this is going to be just like the live action mario bros. movie, probably going for some dark and edgy plot in an attempt to please the dark and edgy sonic fanbase while failing miserably
441414 No.16420218
>>16420208
>3520x1080
>1760x1080 for each monitor
What the fuck?
30819b No.16420224
>>16419999
>i don't get the fags saying they like this
I have yet to see anyone who likes this, let alone wants to watch it. At this point I'm willing to believe that only shills are trying to pretend that they like this piece of shit.
261de4 No.16420262
>>16419975
I do not like him as a person he seems like a fucktard and his politics are retarded but I enjoyed shit like his Riddler and Ace Ventura is still a top tier movie. He could pull it off just as long as Eggman ends up looking like fucking Eggman. Him playing Robotnik is not the problem its how down's syndrome Sonic looks.
360c59 No.16420284
>>16420218
No idea what you're referring to, but most likely, he had a 1920x1080, and a 1600x900. They're put side by side, 1920+1600 is 3520, and the height would be that of the tallest monitor (1080p).
9eec55 No.16420342
I hope you're all prepared for a decade of carreyposting
6c66b5 No.16420373
>>16419950
I really don't get the casting for this. Yeah okay Jim Carrey is a comedian supposedly but what about him made anyone think he would be a good live action Eggman? Was it just because he doesn't really get as many role as he use to so he's cheap?
cff55c No.16420376
>>16420224
I wish I was in your shoes. I've seen plenty of people saying that they were looking forward to it because muh Jim Carrey. I've repeatedly asked if they were fucking with me but they always seem to answer in a believable tone. I just don't know anymore man.
a40bc2 No.16420380
>>16420373
They'll probably use his face and voice and then use 3DCG to make him into a fat Eggman
b2e483 No.16420474
>>16419950
Man this movie is looking fucking terrible. All they had to do was just make it like that 80s He-Man movie or Smurfs and just have cartoonish Sonic and Eggman come to the real world, team up with some humans. Its a stupid and awful premise but it would at least be better than this mess.
>>16419975
Terrible. And honestly they should've just gone with Mike Myers at the very least since he can actually do "bald fat guy with or without mustache and a stupid costume", also a better voice too.
771187 No.16420483
>>16420094
>>16420106
And the character designs and actors at least match up well with the originals.
7c23b1 No.16420490
>>16420094
For the longest time I convinced myself this movie never existed. I remember seeing the trailer for this in a theater, no idea what we were there to see, and then never heard of it ever again. A few years later I remember asking people, "hey, remember that Rocky and Bullwinkle movie? was it any good?" and none of them knew what I was talking about so I ended up believing the whole thing was a false memory. It wasn't until probably a decade later I happened to think about it randomly on a whim and googled it to see that it actually was real.
d43cf1 No.16420504
>>16419975
Holy shit, it's Sonic 06 all over again.
d43cf1 No.16420539
>>16420030
What am I looking at here? Also, be sure to scrub the metadata from your images so no one can trace these images back to you.
835c41 No.16420589
>>16419999
We're hype because the whole franchise is a complete dumpster-fire, so we want to see what happen next, not because we like it.
Your argument is sound, but no one here is expect anything anything remotely good coming out of this, we're just fascinated by the Lovecraftian horror that it's gonna give birth to.
b06c4f No.16420605
>>16419950
It's still not the worst interpretation ive seen.
3d93b2 No.16420616
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16420262
Pretty sure this is just going to be like the Riddler, in which it's just Jim Carrey playing Jim Carrey.
>>16420342
The only acceptable optimism.
3bb0f5 No.16420636
>>16419988
So it's just the Hank personality from Me, Myself, And Irene?
15783b No.16420697
>>16420616
>>16420262
You're never going to see that Carrey again, the reason he was like that is because he was abusing SSRIs the entire time.
bfc5ff No.16420713
>>16420589
I'm for some bane tier memes to come from this
092d2a No.16420734
>>16420342
>inb4 shitposters singlehandedly not only save the movie but also save the franchise
3defe1 No.16420756
>>16420713
Wit are you saying Bane wasn't well acted?
10b247 No.16420788
>>16420697
>Abusing SSRIs
Why would anybody do this? I take antidepressants and they destroy my sex drive and deaden my emotions.
092d2a No.16420807
>>16420788
>I take antidepressants
a6f270 No.16420861
>>16420807
He's going to have to ween off of them first.
44e01a No.16421307
>>16419975
If he looks like this it's not that bad, as long as he still is ball shaped fat. Sonic still looks like shit and so will the movie though.
369586 No.16421319
At first I thought
>oh he doesn't look that bad
Then I saw his hair
369586 No.16421323
>>16419975
>>16420026
>>16420474
>>16420504
>>16421307
That's a fan poster you dummies. It says his name right at the bottom: William Gray.
He's an Instagram artist. http://archive.is/uD8oh
b31b74 No.16421471
>>16420373
He used to be incredibly popular as a children's actor, so they're casting him for the children's movie. This will likely be a WHACKY ZANY movie with very little inspiration actually taken from the game.
7e0099 No.16421518
>>16419950
Jimothy should have stuck to his day job instead of becoming a /cow/. Even if that's a fake leak, it doesn't matter.
48d8e4 No.16421551
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>apparently the trailer comes out tomorrow.
You rang?
092d2a No.16421556
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Here we go niggers.
>Gansters Paradise starts playing
>Robotnik: "I am in charge"
Now THIS is LOL
9a0f69 No.16421561
>>16421551
>robotnik is just JP from grandmas boy
b31b74 No.16421581
>>16421556
Basically exactly what I expected
360c59 No.16421592
>>16421551
>>16421556
No wonder Sonicfags turn to either romhacks or furry porn, they're the only things from this franchise with some effort and talent behind them. Certainly more talent than this shit.
4b0872 No.16421596
>>16421556
I regret ever saying Detective Pikachu looked bad
Holy fuck, I had no idea how bad things could get
Also how did this fucking movie get Gangsta’s Paradise but the Vento Aureo anime didn’t
413879 No.16421611
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16421556
>>16419950
>Not only Jim Carrey Robotnik has a Richard Spencer haircut
>Robotnik now dress like a Nazi
>Sonic Listening to gangsta rap and making the SOYBOY face though out the trailer
>Sonic arms are blue
what’s the Chris-Chan goes full Randy stair over the sonic movie trailer?
369586 No.16421612
>>16421556
WHY IN THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING GANGSTER'S PARADISE
360c59 No.16421613
>>16421596
I guess a good way to put it would be like this:
Detective Pikachu's characters have a shit style that was executed fine. They did fine with what they were going for, but should have never done it in the first place.
This Sonic has a shit style that was executed terribly. Not only is it misguided from the getgo, but it was executed terribly. You can tell, too, that whoever was working on this didn't know shit about Sonic. Aside for Gotta go fast, rings and that one Genesis joke, there's very little to tie him to either modern Sonic or classic (cartoon) Sonic.
9a0f69 No.16421614
>>16421596
coolio is from california and they're filming there and probably have more "connections"
also he probably thinks jojo is for fags
b31b74 No.16421619
>>16421556
>They could have use Crush 40 songs for the sound track
>Instead we get this
a7c171 No.16421622
>>16421614
Parts 5 and 6 are for fags, but that's besides the point
bea76e No.16421624
Reminder that the whole story was already leaked and we didn't want to believe it.
They're gonna get audience only because of sheer morbose curiosity
>>16421611
He's going full The Dark Knight Rises with this shit.
9a0f69 No.16421627
>>16421622
part 8 is the only objectively gay one.
you lusting over italian twinks doesn't mean its for fags.
and pucci is a fag but he's supposed to be evil so part 6 is objectively pro-white and redpilled
ee5eb1 No.16421629
>Eggman origin story where he only looks like Eggman at the end
>Sonics look in general
>Generic random dude Fast and the Furious protag
>Love interest from darkest africa
>le quicksilver from xmen moment
>all the seriousness of MILITARY VS HEDGEHOG
I didn’t even watch it with sound, but I see people say its rap as expected. I predict we get some good Jim Carrey moments we can make holocaust or JUST jokes with but not much else.
43a420 No.16421630
>>16420788
Spoken like a true janitor.
43a420 No.16421644
>>16421556
i wonder what his quills smell like h-haha
For real though, that is the most basic bitch Jim Carrey performance I've ever seen. When will this nigger milk bagger finally off itself?
badea4 No.16421646
>>16421624
>picrelated
What in the goddamn
43a420 No.16421647
>>16421614
>coolio is from california
a392ba No.16421649
>>16421556
>>16421612
No on cares but I'm rolling laughing my ass off here, this is such a shit show but at least Carrey looks pretty good
43a420 No.16421654
>>16421649
>but at least
Back to the great brown north with you.
ee5eb1 No.16421656
>>16421624
Good fucking god. I don’t think even the girl I know who loves Sonic, liked Sonic fanfiction, and likes Fast and the Furious can like this. She will drag me to it for sure and I will suffer, but the weird origins and fortnite dancing may be too much for even her even though she is probably the target demographic.
b31b74 No.16421662
>>16421649
>at least Carrey looks pretty good
What's with the retards thinking Carrey is actually funny? His best movies were all from before he got too popular and full of himself and had people limiting his idiocy. This movie looks like a textbook example of the director not wanting to tell a big star to stop doing what he wants. That, or the director knows it's a "children's movie" and refuses to treat his work with any sort of respect.
43a420 No.16421676
>>16421662
It's just Jim Carrey doing a Jim Carrey impression at this point, nobody's home.
badea4 No.16421681
>>16421646
And I didn't even look at this >>16421556 garbage until I already posted. There is no possible reaction image I can have at this.
8e9e01 No.16421683
>>16421656
I’d ask you if you’ve tapped that but judging from your description of her I’m wondering why you even associate with her at all
a7c171 No.16421688
>>16421627
You may know that,
I may know that,
But would Coolio know that?
89d5ff No.16421691
This looks so bad I actually enjoyed it. The "WHY?" factor is just too much.
Honestly, after the disappointment in everything I've actually been interested in lately, enjoying the poor quality of something I have no interest in is infinitely better.
I'm sure there's a word for that in some language.
358bca No.16421701
>>16421691
They're probably intentionally making it this way, just so that people would go to theaters wondering just how bad it is.
89d5ff No.16421709
>>16421701
>They're probably intentionally making it this way, just so that people would go to theaters wondering just how bad it is.
Joke's on them, I don't go to theatres. I will pirate it though. Wonder what my nieces and nephews will think of it.
602e8f No.16421712
>>16421556
>see missles moving in slow motion
>get hit by a paralise dart
yeah, this gonna be good
43a420 No.16421718
>>16421691
>in some language
I'd say it's bordering on schadenfreude at this point.
>>16421701
Who in their goddamn right mind wouldn't just wait for someone to bootleg this bootleg trash?
358bca No.16421720
>>16421709
I'm not even gonna bother pirating.
>Wonder what my nieces and nephews will think of it.
Good thing my nieces no longer watch flavor-of-the-month garbage.
43a420 No.16421739
It doesn't even look like they put any lovely ladies in this turd. I doubt they can even hope for any sort of """cult classic""" notoriety.
b31b74 No.16421776
>>16421739
The Mario Bros movie was so FUCKING WEIRD and out there and unrelated to the source material there was this genuine curiosity behind how they came up with it. This just looks like the most basic interpretation someone would come up with.
43a420 No.16421790
>>16421776
Ah, what a classic. One of the most fantastic bits of movie trivia is how Mario and Luigi were liquored up about the entire filming.
43d857 No.16421808
>>16421718
the bootleg might be better
43a420 No.16421816
>>16421808
Gonna have to have a movie night whenever it's leaked. I'm not sure it will be Pixels bad who knows.
>>16421809
That boy's going places.
3a1925 No.16421823
>>16421809
And what the fuck did his kid need that made him be in Water World?
43a420 No.16421831
>>16421823
A fleet of jet skis, I suppose.
000000 No.16421938
>>16421649
>>16421612
NOSTALGIA
GEN X TARGETING
665589 No.16421940
>>16421596
>I regret ever saying Detective Pikachu looked bad
It does look bad, just because one pile of shit is smeller doesn't mean the other pile of shit stops being a pile of shit.
b31b74 No.16421956
>>16421940
Detective Pikachu looks "Uncomfortable," but I don't think it looks bad. Most of the pokemon look pretty good or decent, though there's a few like Jigglypuff that are kinda fucked. But all the characters are immediately recognizable and don't have much changed.
2e0c53 No.16421965
>Jim Carrey's Eggman
Holy shit now I want to see this. I don't give a fuck about sonic.
906e0b No.16421972
>>16421712
Nevermind the fact he'd need to be moving faster than light for him to perceive thing at such a rate. Even though we know Sonic can only move slightly faster than the speed of sound.
6b0327 No.16422087
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16421790
>>16421776
>The Mario Bros movie was so FUCKING WEIRD and out there and unrelated to the source material there was this genuine curiosity behind how they came up with it.
<Long story short, Nintendo wanted a gritty take on the games, staff was fired ever several months, and the script was rewritten after every take as a constant fight between the directors (Wanting to make a kids movie) and the rest of the staff (Going along with original pitch of a serious film).
ac7801 No.16422181
Why does he look like Sportacus?
44e01a No.16422418
>>16421556
That fucking sucks, who the fuck thought it was a good idea.
It's a default le quirky protagonist spewing one liners movie where the pentagon is activated and the US military gets involved as a sort of neutral third party.
Except the protagonist is bad CGI sonic and there's Jim Carrey playing Jim Carrey.
I hope it flops but I know it won't.
568d94 No.16422465
Post yfw sanic fans keep getting niggered
01bd5d No.16422617
>>16421482
>>16421307
honestly they should have really just put together a 2+ hour compilation of robotnik/sonic ytp's that have been created over the past 15 years. I'd pay to see that
7ef2e1 No.16422973
>>16421695
Oh shit, is this a real leak from the movie?
cc540e No.16422991
>>16420788
You're taking the wrong ones. Go see your psychiatrist and get something else. I had to try a couple different ones before I got on the right script. The ones I take now jack my sex drive way up and give me enough energy to actually do shit during the day like a normal person.
>But /v/ told me not to because Jews
Fuck that. If you feel shitty without your meds, take them. I wish I'd done that years ago instead of spending all that time being depressed.
61859e No.16422993
>>16422465
I will always have my childhood wonderfulness that is sonic 2, sonic 3 & knuckles.
Sonic Mania was surprisingly good too.
5bcc17 No.16422997
>>16421739
They made a sheboon the love interest for the white guy.
7c23b1 No.16423007
>>16422973
The real leak is all the piss people are taking on it.
56992a No.16423013
>>16421551
>>16421556
This trailer was even worse then I thought. It has absolutely everything that's cancerous about western adaptations stuffed into one package. I think Eggman would've been better as Tim Curry if he was still alive.
b31b74 No.16423063
>>16423013
Tim Curry is alive. He could have saved us from this.
320891 No.16423083
>>16423063
he might be alive but he had a stroke and I don't think hes capable of acting in shit anymore
maybe if it was animated and he didnt have to get out of his wheelchair
61859e No.16423088
>>16423063
Tim Curry has had a stroke as >>16423083 says. Poor bastard.
cd18de No.16423089
>>16423063
Tim Curry can't walk anymore. He had a stroke.
ec2787 No.16423102
>>16421612
Because 90's. They want to reel in 90's kids who played Sonic as a kid and they thought they would do this by playing a random hit from the mid 90's.
>>16422418
I like how you can clearly spot where the makeup meets the bald cap on his forehead.
c757cc No.16423127
>>16422991
i hope they give you enough energy to go hang yourself you fucking faggot
97fee6 No.16423139
>>16421556
I fucking hate Jim Carrey so much
6f5a57 No.16423143
>>16420214
they just need to give sonic blue arms, cwc shooting up cinemas will probably easy enough PR
b31b74 No.16423165
>>16423088
>>16423083
>>16423089
>Tim Curry has had a stroke
He could have ridden around in a flying egg Stephen Hawking style.
320891 No.16423196
>>16419950
>there are /tv/ crossposters here at this very moment
disgusting
97fee6 No.16423200
>>16423196
and proud nigger fuck dup
24cbe4 No.16423244
>>16421612
…to remind people most of the kids from "Dangerous Minds" are all dead because of gang violence or drug abuse by now.
48cb58 No.16423284
>>16422997
BLEACHED kino confirmed?
12ac80 No.16423285
>>16422418
I hope it will make more money than Avengers 3 but I know it won't. Did you autists expect Hamlet or something.
48cb58 No.16423300
>>16423291
>Getting ran on is already degrading, but by four white guys is way out of bounds
kek
Misty is a qt so I may give it a watch, for the plot of course.
6ca708 No.16423322
>>16423300
>that face
>cute
nyomi banx at least looks like a woman
277be6 No.16423347
>>16423291
>>16423322
>sheboons
>feminine
48cb58 No.16423348
>>16423322
Really, Anon?
Since you seem to be the resident authority on 'BLEACHED kinos, what are some essentials?
ed0440 No.16423395
>>16423347
This art sucks, a different ear is missing a part on one panel than on the other.
911235 No.16423417
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>>16423291
>>16423322
>>16423348
why don't you take your baboon loving fetish back to the >>>/zoo/ where it belongs because the only brown that even passes comes with 'smug' and 'delicious' in tow in here and is of the 2D variety
d00fd4 No.16423436
>>16422997
inb4 her name is Amy and she is a government agent with Rouge as her codename.
5cac52 No.16423447
Sanic has the same problem in this movie that Pokemon in Detective Pikachu have but worse. Not only is his design completely wrong, he's also uncanny valley except for his whole being rather than just his face. It was like that for Jigglypuff in the Pokeshit trailer too.
We're creating utter nightmares where previously there weren't any.
e2d538 No.16423467
>>16423196
What image perfectly sums up /tv/?
92f073 No.16423499
>>16423395
Both her ears have a missing part
I will murder you if you insult Dungeon Meshi's art again
993cdc No.16423503
This movie is going to be shit.
ed0440 No.16423518
>>16423499
The upper part's left ear doesn't display a missing part in the same spot. The ear appears seemless. That panel is wrong as it forgot something was meant to be missing.
60d7db No.16423526
Anchor of quality about a video game movie, of course!
dc6552 No.16423546
>>16419950
Not even a PINGAS joke from Jim would make me like him or laugh at him.
dc6552 No.16423554
>>16423526
Mark has been on a rampage lately after so many raids, guess after someone killed a fellow jew of his he finally snapped.
ba8de2 No.16423658
>>16419950
This isn't even a movie… Its a shitpost
4f509b No.16423702
>>16420788
>I take antidepressants
don't, aside from what you described they'll ruin your memory.
5bd712 No.16423859
>>16420151
>the Pokemon movie looks like it was done by that one guy that drew the SUPER REALISTIC POKEMON WHAT IF THEY WERE REAL XD guy
this was known at least since the trailer was shown. how new are you?
5400d9 No.16424218
Feels good that I never actually felt any interest to this garbage franchise. When you are hitting autism levels like this you might as well commit sudoku.
c50292 No.16424278
>>16423658
I bet you a crisp dollar bill that this movie is referenced in a manifesto within a year of its release.
2d995f No.16424391
>>16421701
they fell for the The Producers meme
6ca708 No.16424999
File: 4d3026aeb653ed4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 119.62 KB, 340x188, 85:47, fucking at very high speed.PNG)
6ca708 No.16425003
>>16424999
Oh and Ristar is a superior Sega mascot.
22376e No.16425095
>>16424999 check'd
>huge natural and round tits
Fucking thank you, anon.
b7fcb1 No.16427180
>>16421323
Its still crap. But only slightly less terrible than the real thing.
b2e483 No.16427185
>>16421677
RING RING WAHOO!
e68c13 No.16429754
I wonder how the nips feel about this shit.
2aa8e1 No.16431301
>>16431279
>his face was the only thing wrong with it