Tr4.5h has sold almost 14 million copies

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Tr4.5h has sold almost 14 million copies Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 19:58:28 824d36 No.16404039

>Source: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/software/index.html

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from how much this shitty game has sold. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is it selling? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe so many Nintendrones actually exist. I want a future to believe in. I want Smash to bomb and Nintendo to die like the fucking horrendous company it is. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought people were pissed off at the final roster and Joker as DLC???? This is so fucked.

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:01:57 81d5fa No.16404053

>not just throwing your mom

Worked when she found my Rouge+Knuckles porn

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:03:58 850ed6 No.16404061

>>16404039

You can always play MGS3 or Dragon's Dogma for the 17th time.

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:05:27 74871c No.16404070

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take it easy

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:05:32 fb9a79 No.16404072

No one is pissed off that Joker is DLC its the opposite, Everyone loves it

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:07:22 e3b683 No.16404082

>>16404072

Except that one dumb bitch journo who thought she heard retarded on the bgm and won't shut the fuck about it or remove the article after being proven wrong.

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:08:22 fb9a79 No.16404086

>>16404082

>she

That's a man baby

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:09:45 e3b683 No.16404093

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>>16404086

Same shit nowadays, only the amount of soy on its body will tell you the difference.

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:10:48 d892e9 No.16404100

Hey, popping in to say

Mario Kart Mobile Game

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:25:17 230b6a No.16404156

>>>/cuckchan/

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:27:52 db357b No.16404173

>>16404082

Xe wants to self identify because there are not enough retarded people represented in games but over-represented in game journalism. Don't tell xer about the Black Eyed Peas song that is the true uncensored song behind the ones they usually used in movies back then called "Let's get it Started". Xe might retroactively through a retarded hissyfit if she learns it was original called "Let's get retarded" which can be empowering if you think of it as a retard acting natural.

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:36:51 7e47d6 No.16404220

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that because SSBU is a good game.

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:46:15 e5f085 No.16404250

>>16404039

Learn to cope. Not Smash's fault MK was shit.

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:50:16 d892e9 No.16404267

>>16404100

This is not a joke

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:57:57 824d36 No.16404297

Me pulling out an old shitty copypasta from 2016 aside, I'd also like to point out Smash Ultimate has now outsold the Wii U.

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 20:59:05 86c229 No.16404301

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>someone threw a crab at hbox

Anyone know why that happened? I find it funny and wanted to know whether the guy is some melee subhuman or actually a funny dude.

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 21:02:31 1aa020 No.16404315

>>16404301

Best melee player in the world. People just mad he doesn't play a rush down character, he plays puff and plays a slow defensive zoning game. The ADHD fags can't stand it.

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 21:09:23 fb9a79 No.16404341

>>16404315

Remember when Reggie offered him a job and hbox talked trash to him? thats something only a subhuman would do and something he regrets doing. He also quit his job to play smash

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 21:15:53 74871c No.16404374

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>>16404301

a crab?

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 22:41:53 47e414 No.16404690

epic tendie joek xD

Anonymous 04/25/19 (Thu) 23:20:27 361e7d No.16404822

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16404374

le epic twitch maymay that gets posted with this song.

>(crab emote) X is dead (crab emote)

Basically the crab implies that H-box is killing melee.