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Fable 1 absolutely nails the atmosphere, which makes it the best game in the series by miles. That said, I enjoyed Fable 2 as well in spite of how off it felt in places.

>>16387224

What about the mechanics? Were they expanded on or not? I know of the dog, the idea of which I like, but what about everything else that Fable 1 had?

>>16387236

So because the game takes place during a supposed industrial revolution, there's still heroes but the idea of the Guild and Heroes and whatnot has fallen to the wayside as these type of people become less common and less needed. Armor isn't a thing anymore, and as far as I remember clothing doesn't infer any bonuses or penalties - it's just whatever you want to wear. What still matters is weapons, though. And there's still Demon Doors.

It just got away from the traditional high-fantasy that Fable did so wonderfully at, but it's still decent. It's worth a play, at least.

>>16387236

I'll just list off what the other anon didn't mention. Money is mini game based, but you can do property ownership tricks to get around it rather easy. Spells have two options, either focus on one enemy or area effect. No mana bar iirc, you have a charge time before firing off spells. Makes it easier to cheese, but I actually prefer it to 1 in some ways since it can be more fun not to chug potions and experiment. Guns replace bows, you can do RE4 style aiming to hit certain limbs in combat, or just have it autoaim. The plot is more of the same with some retreads of the first games in terms of scenarios, expect there's an obnoxious author's pet character you never get to fuck over. Think of a recent Bioware character and you'll get the idea. A lot of people complain about the ending, but I think it's in line with what Fable is trying to do with morality. Without spoiling it, the end is about the cycle of revenge and overcoming what the villain could not. First game is still better, but I liked Fable 2 almost as much. I only got to play an hour of 3 so I can't say anything about that one, but you should try to play 2. A used 360 is about the price of a new game now.

>>16387236

It doesn't, absolutely everything changes from Fable 1 to 2. From combat, to the general feel and atmosphere. I think Fable 2 ruined the franchise, and Fable 3 nailed the coffin. Which is a shame, I expected Fable 2 to expand the mechanics of the first one, not to completely change them. There are a few stuff there from the first time, but only as concept, not as a mechanic coming back.

Fable 2 was bad, and fable 3 was the same style of bad.

I liked 3 more than 2 though, truth be told.

ahh fable, i had so many wonderful memories playing this game. i neevr knew about the hype behind this game so i wasnt let down like many others. i loved the concept of heroes and villains in a high fantasy set in europe. i loved the heroes guild, it was such a comfy area and its music just complimented the feeling of being awe by its world. thats something i havent felt in a while. albion had so much mystery behind it, especially scythe character.

i always imagined its sequel would end up being a prquel telling us the story of how the guildmaster took over the heroes guild. i loved how the heroes guild used to be just to make heroes but not villains. the guildmaster went against that idea, he wanted heroes to choose their morality. that had so much potential.

but instead we got fable 2. i was iffy when i heard the game took after 500 years. it still kept its high fantasy but there was something off about it. i really enjoyed it though. i loved exploring the world and seeing how some places looked after 500 years. there was so much mystery such the fall of oakvale. the whole thing about people revolting against the heroes guild and killing most heroes had a lot of promise. it made me think that they would somehow re instate the heroes guild somehow and start over in the future but instead we got fable 3

i dont even want to talk about fable 3. god damn that shit was so awful.

fable 2 also had good music. what a goddamn shame.

I heard Fable is one of those games that really lets you have fun doing an "evil" play-through. I kind of want to play a game where I can be legitimately evil, not an edgelord like in Mass Effect, and not a cartoon villain like in Overlord or Dungeon Keeper.

How is Fable from that perspective? All I've heard about it is that you can eventually grow little horns.

>>16388756

From what I remember it was mostly leaning towards the side of cartoon villain, though last time I played it was probably about a decade and a half ago so memory may be faulty.

>>16387210

It's not as enjoyable, and the final boss """""fight""""" was a tremendous fuck you, but if you can find it for a couple of bucks on ebay or some shit it's worth checking out.

>>16387190

>Is there anyone else that loves this game despite it's flaws?

I found the main flaw what the Fable universe itself. Like rappers to nursery rhymes, fable is to fantasy games. A sweet nothing to nothing. All style and nothing original. Also, being called a chicken chaser every time in town was hurtful.

>>16388756

I would say its supposed to be edgy as fuck kind of villian since you do end up making certain really fucked up choices but the way characters and models are drawn clashes really hard with how its supposed to be percieved. At least from the f1 and 3 perspective

>>16388756

>I heard Fable is one of those games that really lets you have fun doing an "evil" play-through

I think the only game I've found that does an evil playthrough legitimately well is KOTOR 2. Still, there's something fun about going around, scaring little kids and laughing at them as they run away scared from you. Fable really took the theatricality of being a hero or a villain and just completely running with it. God, Fable 1 was so fucking good.

I fell in love with Fable when I saw and heard about what it was supposed to be, then just as quickly fell out of love with the game when it tried to convince me that a machete was a "katana".

>"Chicken Chaser? You chase… chickens?"

>Using the shovel to displace yourself from the animation and getting into Bowerstone North early

>Using the shovel to clone people at the boasting platform until the game crashes, or doing it until you have 10 fps from the people onscreen and getting a disgusting amount of renown as soon as you start

>Abusing Hero Save to duplicate silver keys, potions, boosts, etc

>Farming skeletons lategame with shield at the graveyard

>Farming Hobbe Cave with lightning and getting dat 40x combat multiplier and insane magic exp

Lots of comfy memories

>>16387190

Fable 1 is still great despite the shitty sequels and Peter Molyneux. I got the remastered version for PC recently and replayed it and had a great time.

>>16388756

Planescape: Torment is probably what you want. Literally the only game I've ever played that shocked me with how evil you could be. And I don't mean "stomp a bag of puppies" moronic evil, but like actually a truly awful and poisonous person.

>>16389115

Play Mask of the Betrayer.

>>16389055

>He didn't know you could buy titles for yourself.

>>16389055

I thought it had quite a unique setting. Better than the typical tolkein snorefest.

>>16389055

>getting hurt over being known in the annals of history as the great Chicken Chaser

>he didn't even have the balls to change his title

Fag.

>>16389234

Remove the grand promises of Molyneux and the game's okay, not really replayable or insanely deep though. I wonder if being connected to the Xbox may have hampered some of the things Lionhead wanted to do.

Did you guys marry Lady Gray?

The Ugly

>Combat is completely broken due to two factors. Magic and dying. Magic is VASTLY overpowered and all of your magic spells are the same. They all have a projectile and an AOE effect. But the vast majority of the time spamming projectiles does its job. This is in sharp contrast to Fable 1 where the player had tons of spells and a lot of them were pretty fun to use. Like the one where you teleport behind enemies.

>It's impossible for the player to die. When the player loses all of his HP, he falls down and the game says you lost XP and you get back up. This was because at the time Molyneux stated that "Game over is a failure on the dev's part" and stated that the player should always be able to continue. This really makes the combat feel boring and like the story has less weight than the already piss poor attempt at one.

>The game does not reward you for doing quests. You might get a new item or XP but this feels pointless because again no dying. The only way to make money is to work a job where you do a timing based minigame. This feels EXTREMELY repetitive and if you wanna buy everything you have to spend a lot of time doing this. This isn't as bad though because like Fable 1 you can exploit the property mechanic to get millions of gold right from the start. But it genuinely makes the game far worse than it needs to be. I have zero idea why Lionhead thought this was a good idea.

>The game is HEAVILY implying there will be a big final confrontation with the game's villain at the end. It even shows you his lair at the start. And right when you're about to fight him there's this big buildup where you walk up this ominous staircase to his lair. And the player defeats the villain in a cutscene. It was something journos even thought in reviews was retarded. This is balls compared to Fable 1 which had a really good Jack of Blades fight for the Xbox version and an even better fight against the Dragon in The Lost Chapters.

>The game has 3 endings. 1. you get to save a bunch of nameless NPCs you never see. 2. You get to resurrect your dog. 3. You get a million gold. The only ending that's worth doing is resurrecting your dog because you can exploit the property mechanic to get millions anyway.

>No PC version because Microsoft were trying to force PC players to transition to the 360. Which worked to a certain extent. This was also why Halo 3 lacked a PC version. It's unlikely we will ever see a Fable 2 PC version because of how none of the games were successful after Fable 2. And Lionhead was closed down years ago.

>>16388750

Oh shit, this is a lot better than I remember it being, thanks anon, top comf

>>16388731

>i neevr knew about the hype behind this game so i wasnt let down like many others

this

>murdering your home town and filling it with bandits you befriended

memories

>yfw you revisit Oakvale in Fable 2 and its a ghost ridden swamp where a murdercult of demons lives.

>>16388756

KotoR lets you be an absolute asshole.

>>16414320

Your sister is for hugging, not for fucking, you degenerate.

>>16414360

>Not wanting to hug and tenderly fuck your sister to keep the blood of your lineage clean so that your hero descendant is even more powerful.

No anon, you are the degenerate here.

CHICKEN CHASAAAA

>>16414360

>Not reassuring your sister and making her happy while making her orgasm over and over with your berserk cock

What a faggot.

>>16414320

She looks like she has aids.

>>16387190

It's a bit of fun, though very easy to cheese. Unlimited money by the time you reach the first town after the academy and unlimited shields once you get a +manareg rune or whatever it was called.

>>16387190

Fable is just the Xbox equivalent of Zelda. Young boy in a fantasy world.

>>16415227

>>16415230

Shit that's a cool amount of detail that I have never noticed before.

>>16414169

Not bait. I was genuinely mad that I couldn't marry her and shit

Is fable 1 anything like fable 3?

i only played fable 3 and god was it fucking shit, like it's a completely weird fucking game.

Should i give this a try?

>>16415805

I haven't played Fable 3 but everyone is saying that Fable 3 is the worst in the fucking series and nothing like Fable 1 which people consider the best in the series.

>>16415832

Ah good to know, guess I'll try it then.

Is this game actually good or is it just nostalgiabait?

>>16415817

The game also frequently forces you to hold hands with men, since handholding is the escorting mechanic.

>>16415879

I think it's pretty good, but to be honest I might be biased as the game is nostalgic to me.

>>16415832

>>16415805

Fable 3 is available on PC

You can see Bowerstone from the small island community and it looks majestic

These are the only positives found in Fable 3

Fable 3 is this strange monstrosity that fails to understand fable and exists more as this ultra idealized rejection of video game standards, except it only rejects the elements in video games that are generally done well, it doesn't emphasize the existence of menus and instead you perform actions like changing clothes and weapons and magic within the world space itself, except all this does is move a few button presses into teleporting to your personal sanctum moving between rooms and then selecting a phyiscal representation of a menu. The whole setup sort of fails to have any real goals since it turns a simple task into a more time consuming one that still ends up using menus anyway.

The story in Fable 3 is complete shit, it alludes that Fable 2 was building up to this only it has the single worst antagonist in any of the Fable games, who is somehow even worse than retconned Jack of Blades in Fable TLC, they have no relevance to the series core narrative, and are the most generic villain found within the entire series, they add nothing to the world building or core narrative, they are completely pointless, they are superfluous.

The series core narrative has always been about heroes, but Fable never handled this properly, it's main explanation for where heroes comes from is that scythe the first hero was able to draw magical energy from somewhere and it made him a hero, and then he passed on this heroic power through is bloodline. I often see parallels between Fable and Discworld, especially in it's writing, but Fable completely fails to hold a thread of logic like Discworld does, where the whole narrative feeds into itself, and some elements don't need explaining because they are self evident due to the thread of logic. Take Going postal for example, it's a story about a conman being forced to run the failing post office, and because he's a con artist he thinks up a con where he would sell people pre printed postal stamps as a con to make money, only it works, and the story mentions all kinds of stupid things related to this, like because people don't collect stamps they collect pins, and because one of the postal staff collects pins and keeps them in wax paper he accidentally discovers that the perforations in his wax paper make it easy to tear accurately, and it decreases the time needed to make stamps which basically saves stamp production. Anyway the whole point is that everything follows this strange thread of logic, which is where fable fails narrative wise. Scythe being able to draw magic is really unrelated to what makes a hero a hero, and it comes off as pointless lore wank, because they needed some kind of explanation for where heroes originated, it would have been best left up to player speculation.

Back to Fable 3 the post revolution story line involves the player making decisions that balance creating wealth to save your kingdom, or fulfilling the promises you are forced to make in order to take the throne, yet again to follow Fable you generally have to choose between cartoonishly evil or naively good, or abstain but at the same time every decision you make impacts your treasury, only problem with this is that it's stupidly easy to make all the good decisions and make mountains of cash entirely through real estate, which isn't even a hidden exploit.

>>16415879

It's both good and nostalgiabait.

>>16415805

I played Fable 3 and played the original when I was relatively young. They are completely different. Go and give it a try, to the original version of TLC that supports up to 1080p, not the god awful remaster.

>>16416027

>>16415962

Alright, you convinced me. Should I play Anniversary or the original?

I loved Fable: The Lost Chapters for original Xbox. Of course, I played it without having read anything that Molyneux said was going to be in the game so I was not disappointed.

As for Fable 2, I was addicted to it during my junior year of college. It was just felt so much fun for me despite my preference towards Fable 1's magic system.

Fable 3 was also fun but not as addicting. I thought some of the royal choices were a bit too restricting. Also, I did like the idea of turning an orphanage into a whorehouse.

Someone made a mod that lets you explore Fable's landscape in Morrowind.

https://invidio.us/watch?v=apNbIzXn09w

The main theme for Fable Legends is actually pretty good, and very Fable like, it's a shame that that game was cancelled, because it featured a better combat system than all other Fable games, although one that doesn't evolve what already existed in Fable games, and visually it was on point for Fable. It was also completed but then Microsoft closed the game. I think the thing I wanted to see most from it was Lionhead using what they had learned with Legends to make Fable 4, even if it meant reusing the engine and assets.

>>16416061

I haven't played Anniversary but everyone says it's a disappointment, I think the biggest disappointment, other than the game somehow looking uglier than the original Fable, which has very ugly humans is that they boasted that it would have modding support, only for it's modding support to be limited to replacing in game assets with custom ones. Pretty disgusting.

>>16416124

https://invidio.us/watch?v=ZzZAdXw0Dww

Forgot the Fable Legends theme.

>>16416061

Play the original, it still runs well on newer systems so there should be no reason not too and from screens alone I can tell you that original Fable has better artstyle.

>>16415932

>>16415817

Incidentally, one of the most painless escort mechanics I've seen in a game.

>>16415805

>>16415832

Fable 3 is like a worse Fable 2, which is itself a fair departure from the first game. It has its moments, but is so mired in bizarre design decisions that it can be difficult to appreciate them.

>>16416146

>>16416061

Ah also, remember to play with the expansion.

>>16415879

The first two are alright. If you can, give them a try

>>16416204

>>16416146

>>16416061

>>16416124

I played Fable a ton as a kid. What did Anniversary actually change? I kinda want to try it, just to see what it is like, even though it's not respectful towards the original.

>>16387210

2 has a really well executed storyline, if nothing else. That presentation is top tier, and I am nothing if not a sucker for a successful leitmotif in a game and boy that musicbox gets me.

Combat is actually pretty fun, you can easily become overpowered and abuse the fuck out of the charge attacks with high speed weapons like katanas and pistols. Feels good chaining together multiple attacks like that, not sure of it's actual depth tho. Magic is also good, not just generic buffs you can get summon swords and shit really easily. Also best doggo is a constant companion and he can pretty much handle CC in any area by himself if you're at least decent at DPS.

>>16419266

Go back and read some of the stuff he was saying, each Fable game molyneaux made more and more absurd promises to the point that it was a factor in his fall as a game dev.

>>16419278

He never even stopped. Even with that god game his current(?) studio was developing he kept spewing bullshit. I don't know if the company is still open but I know that shit, incomplete game is still for sale on Steam.

>>16419292

Do you have ADHD? Are you incapable of sitting still and paying attention during cutscenes? It's explained what is happening.

Something always bothered me about this game, it always felt off somehow. I'm kind of confused on if I liked it or not. The one thing that stuck to my mind was the fucking chicken chaser comments, don't really remember much else about it.

>>16419292

It's just a timeskip anon.

>>16419859

I'd say worse.

>>16387210

2 and 3 were a big step down. They had a couple of cool ideas but suffered in execution. Actually that pretty much sums up the whole Fable franchise, except the ratio of "good ideas" to "good execution" quickly goes more towards the "ideas" side as you go further along.

I should reinstall TLC. Anniversary Edition still sucks due to the bad menu interface and lack of graphics options, right?

>>16419254

Ohh that's nice.

Guys, let's brainstorm some challenges you can do to make Fable harder.

What can we do to make it harder?

>>16414138

>>16414320

>not marrying the girl from your childhood

>>16420995

redpilled as fuck

>>16420911

Don't use magic shield or berserker. Play the game with fashion in mind like Fable 2, I completed a caster play through with the flimsy ass mage set just because I love its style.

Another challenge would be to sell all resurrection phials.

>>16421036

I don't even know what happens, when you die and have no resurrection phials left.

Do you have to reload or something?

I was thinking about "you are only allowed to upgrade your equipment incrimentally".

So you aren't allowed to go from an iron sword to the best legendary weapon. You have to buy all of the weapons inbetween.

And I like playing as Spellsword in video games, so I would prevent myself from ever using any ranged weapon and maybe only level up my strenght/health/toughness to half of the maximum.

>>16414320

>wanting to fuck the bandit camp bicycle

Her cunt's probably the size of a manhole after living with Twinblade all that time.

I really love Fable for many of the reasons already mentioned, but one I especially like was the tone. Most western fantasy games tend to fall on either extremely serious and usually grimdark or """"""parody"""""" games full of reddit tier humor where they take nothing seriously. Fable I thought did a good job making a lighthearted fantasy setting with a nice balance of both goofy humor and serious moments where it rarely felt like they were at odds with each other unless you were deliberately making your title Chicken Chaser or Arseface and doing all the quests naked or something.

I wish it had some kind of spiritual sequel, not like the actual sequels it got.

>>16421063

>Fable I thought did a good job making a lighthearted fantasy setting with a nice balance of both goofy humor and serious moments where it rarely felt like they were at odds with each other unless you were deliberately making your title Chicken Chaser or Arseface and doing all the quests naked or something.

>When the guards in the prison talk about torturing your balls, when you fail the race multiple times deliberately.

>>16420359

And being fucking uglier than the original despite the whole point being a graphics update. Just more proof that western developers have lost all sense of aesthetics. They keep the cartoony character proportions but give everyone more realistic faces which looks uncanny as fuck, and the same 2004 era level geometry while making everything higher res textures like one of those shitty hi-res texture mods for Bethesda games.

>>16419254

I wonder how they tortured the hero in the prison.

Did they kick him in the balls 1000 times to test his heroic endurance?

Brand his balls with a hot iron?

Hammer a nail in his foreskin?

Thinking about this makes me laugh and how I always stay inside the prison a few more extra years.

Poor Hero. I wonder why Jack even kept him alive.

>>16421102

Haha.

>>16421587

This. But considering anon's point, the point is that if you are going to remaster it, there are correct ways to do it, not just stupidly make everything high res. And even then, the original supports high res just fine.

>>16421632

It's a shame there won't be a complete rerelease of the games like the Master Chief Collection for the PC And even then, there's a big possibility of it being the anniversary version of Fable 1, which is fucking shit.

>>16421950

>the original supports high res just fine

The UI does get pretty tiny at high resolutions.

>>16421985

> just how much stuff I actually missed last time I played

>but now I discovered the Physical Shield

Oh no no no, don't say that, anon. If you let Peter Molyneux hear this, he will make his future games even easier.

> It's kind of surreal compared to when I was much younger.

I played Fable so much as a kid, I pretty much found all secrets and I was able to pretty much max out my character before even doing the wasp quest. lol

>>16421969

There must be a mod or something that enlarges the UI. But I don't mind the small UI at all.

>>16419381

>>16419803

The fuck are you talking about?

He just fucking grew in size.

I also watched a gameplay from someone else and his character was still a little boy, turns out it's a glitch not a timeskip.

I like small minimalistic UI in video games.

>>16422021

If you were a kid, when you played Fable, you didn't need lewd mods.

>>16422041

That's pretty fucking gay. If you don't know about the birds and the bees by the time you're allowed to play vidya there is something fucked with your parents.

>>16422021

>>16422041

I once married one of the guild girls and moved into the house in Bowerstone. We had sex, then I tried to leave to get on with adventuring shit and she stopped me by the door. Why? For more sex. She kept doing that for about half an hour.

Fuck, I'm getting nostalgic for Fable of all games now.

>>16422050

Wow, you are pretty innocent, anon. I meant to imply that I jacked off to the fade-to-black sex scenes more than I can count.

>>16422061

lol, I didn't know that was possible

I think it would be nice to challenge yourself by trying to marry one of the guild girls, before you do your first quest.

>>16409101

>>16422061

There was this one type of guild apprentice that had the Lady Grey voice lines that ended up being my favorite of the marriage options. Something about the hood leaving just enough to the imagination worked for me, and the Lady Grey voice was pretty nice.

>>16422086

I only played Fable in German, but is that true? Sounds almost like bullshit.

I hope it wasn't fixed in TCL like the berserkers bug.

>>16422092

It was in TLC, for the Xbox if that matters. I only did it the one time, so I can't speak as to how common or rare they are, and I don't know if they all do, but the one I found had green trim on her robes (I think; this was many years ago).

The physical changes were my favourite part about this game. Stuff like growing your character's size with increasing of strength or glowing with energy due to increasing mana. Even stuff like tattoos, haircuts and scars are very rarely used and I think it's a shame.

>>16422257

Very rarely used in modern games I mean.

>>16422274

just like our dicks

>>16409101

I fucked the shit out of lady gray

>>16422304

I beat the shit out of lady grey.

>>16422333

>not playing as a Spellsword

What are you doing, my nubian brutha.

>>16422335

bow-p my dude, bow-p. You wont understand until you try, it's hilarious

>>16422201

I clearly remember that even before entering kindergarten, my dad gave me a controller to play Mario Kart and I had access to the N64 with games like Super Mario 64, Mortal Kombat Trilogy and Diddy Kong Racing. Since there was not a lot to do as a kid I learned how to setup the N64 by myself and started playing games by myself. I remember I liked to explore the maps in the Mario Kart games, and the Peach Castle track was the best because at one point you could actually go to the part where you were given the cup in front of peach castle, I thought it was mind blowing back then, and I liked to compare it to the Mario 64 game. Man, I was like 3 years then.

>>16422304

>Fucking a gaping pussy coal burner that murderer her sister

No thanks.

>>16422333

Head shooting and stealthing your way around was really nice.

Fable set the bar for shitty rpg worlds.

Depth and absolute simulation is no longer a goal, only hype and broken promises.

We could have AI waifus, living worlds, and fulfilling realities. I’ll never fucking forgive Molyneux.

Too bad the modding community for fable never got off the ground because of how convoluted and difficult it was apparently

>>16422367

> coal burner

Did I miss something?

>>16422436

The entire plotline about having to defeat giga nigger if you want to marry her?

>>16422451

I haven't played it since it was first released but I don't remember her liking him though

>>16422473

You sound like a nigger, kys.

>>16422539

Well, Thunder was infatuated with her, and she accepted his advances because he gave her gifts and was a powerful hero.

>>16422694

That's because you're doing it with 3DPD.

>>16422677

>Hating niggers is angsty or edgy

>>16421005

>having less base customization than the Overlord games

Man I played Fable 3 and no wonder I don't remember that, or much else from that shitshow.

>>16415817

It's better when you're a male character hand holding your waifu, nothing better. Then you get to fug her, become the King, hand hold more until your waifu pops out kids, and hand hold some more.

>>16423386

It feels as good as you imagine it too my friend.

I'm in the minority here, but I think Fable 3>2>1.

I found Fable 1 to be relatively uninspired as far as fantasy goes, and while Molyneux brazenly promised more than he could ever deliver, the later games at least tried new things. I also enjoyed how there was a passage of time throughout all the games, something that you don't usually see in fantasy as technology seems to stagnate in this genre.

I also miss how back then, we made fun of people like Molyneux due to incompetence. Say what you will, he was at least genuinely passionate. Nowadays, we have devs who seemingly hate gaming as a whole.

>>16422694

It doesn't feel good because 3D is PD. Real women are incapable of pure, loving handholding.

>>16411808

> wish the game was harder.

do some actual challenges anon like >no potions, no magic, no stick, bow only etc

>>16423572

I feel the same but its mostly for the setting. The Georgian/Victorian Era is criminally underused in games, most you usually find are strategy and tactics games.

Fable 2 has a special place in my heart despite being shit just because there's nothing with quite the same backdrop.

>>16423762

Except for potion only, these challenges would be boring. I don't like challenges that make the game less fun.

>>16423885

It's also the only game I can think of off the top of my head where I can shoot a werewolf in the cock with a flintlock pistol.

I'm witnessing the creation of a cuck.

>>16425381

What the hell are you talking about Anon?

>>16423687

I'm an ugly manlet and only some roastie with chad's kids would settle for me

>>16387190

I played the first one back in the day on xbox. There are two things I really liked about the game: witchwood island (ferns, rocks jutting from ground, pine forest, and the village with the nordic look and paper lanterns), and the fact your appearance changed based on your attributes (strength makes you more muscular, toughness makes you look harder, quickness makes you leaner, etc, and good actions make you look pure while evil ones make you look like a tiefling)

Digging up condoms with your dog for which you sacrificed half of the world.

Fable was generic only on the surface level.

>>16426022

Molyneux really seems like someone who gets overly excited about games he's making and then makes up bullshit stories realizing later on that he can't deliver on them.

>>16426684

I can't hate old molyjew, as much as people try to shit on him. Dungeon keeper 1 and 2, theme hospital, theme park world, black and white 1 and 2, fable trilogy, populus, there are more out there but a lot of his games were my childhood. It's a shame he's pretty much a JUST man now.

>>16426758

hes jealous that his kween of a sister wants the BWC

>>16426816

Look at the rick and morty fan, look at him sperg out and laugh.

>>16423687

You have to talk to girls to get them though.

>Anyone else love this ABSOLUTE LEGEND?

>>16388352

>Except there's an obnoxious author's pet character you never get to fuck over.

>Think of a recent Bioware character and you'll get the idea.

Elaborate please, but keep it mostly spoiler-free.

>>16426732

>>16426816

You need to realize that these games came about, because of the team behind it all. The one that never got any public recognition. Peter Molyneux is just a brand.

And like most extroverted idiots, he crashed down and burned.

>>16426081

If it makes you feel any better, unless you married your childhood sweetheart or know someone it's basically impossible to meet women young enough that they have not been completely ruined by the world. By the time they complete high school most women have taken miles of dick in most countries.

>>16387190

I also liked Fable 1.

I hated Fable 2 simply because the "co-op" sucked enormous dick.

>>16428337

daily reminder that 4chan and 8chan are the last vestiges of 90s and 00s culture and internet culture.

>>16428346

It's okay. We all mourn in our way.

Do you want a hug?

>>16428362

I doubt your nuts are big enough to be hugged and it's kinda weird to hug a food item.

>play female character in 2 and 3

>eat just the right amount of fattening food while using a heavy weapon to make her a strongfat amazon with big tits, fat thighs, wide hips and a bit of a gut

>sit there as a horney teen pounding fattening things watching her belly and breasts plump up in real time

I blame this series for giving me an expansion fetish. But at leat its not blueberry girls.

>>16428377

>play female character in 2 and 3

This is where it went wrong for you, buddy. It's only acceptable to play a female character in Corruption of Champions.

>>16428473

calm down, you aren't a little coochie, are you?

>ITT: people who were ten when fable 2 came out pretend to be ebin old fags

>>16428864

I don't pretend to be anything. Other than NPCs I don't need to pretend to be someone that browsed a certain website more than other users and make it part my identity.

I find my own way.

PS: You don't need to think that scenes from gay porn are a funny meme to fit in, you know? You are allowed to have different opinions and not approve of every single thing.

>make a post

>thread dies

>>16437872

Maybe because your cuckchan tier opinion.

I started replaying TLC yesterday. The game still looks fucking amazing and it's low on resources.

>>16428869

>Muh NPCs

>This whole post

GAMERS RISE UP

WE ARE ANONYMOOSE

>>16438710

No, Fable 2 and 3 were pretty shitty. The original was mediocre with some neat ideas, and while it is purely cosmetic, I really like the idea of your character's appearance changing as their stats grow and according to their statistical growth. It is one of those cases where it is a perfectly logical thing to do, makes a lot of sense, and yet is not seen often because it is a lot of work for what is essentially fluff.

Does anyone know of any good fable mods?

>>16439290

Anon, they can't even do mirrors anymore. You think they are able to do something like your character changing in build, age, height, alignment and magic? All that in addition to countless haircuts, beards and tattoos?

We have to have 4k graphics, dynamics shadows, ambient occlusion, etc. There is nothing left for stable 60 FPS and working mirrors.

>>16389224

Wait can you do the dupe villagers at boasting platform trick to access those "locked" quests at the start? Like the Frost Troll one you can never get enough renown for?

>>16439370

Nah. I once grinded enough renown to get these missions as a kid and I couldn't pick them.

It's just flavour

>>16428377

>Big tits

Your tits never actually changed size. You just became a potato shaped lard ass. You had to stay at 0 fatness and 0 physique to not look like a fucking man.

Though boob scaling potions would have fit right in with the body changing potions they added in the DLC, plus the whole "stupid steampunk products" jokes of Fable 3

The Bountiful Bust Potion - a favorite of Bloodstone prostitutes for it's ability to greatly enhance the market value of their business assets.

Lolita's Delight - A refined potion for women wishing to relive their pre-pubescent years, be more convincing when disguised as a man, or to simply sleep on their stomach without squishing their love pillows.

Blousebuster Deluxe - Become the envy of women the world over with the button popping, back straining effects of this particular breast ballooning potion. Warning: Blousebuster is not responsible for damage to clothing, property, spines or fighting ability as a result of using this product.

>>16439551

Damn. I once grinded through Darkwooe for like 3 days trying to get enough renown.

>>16426758

He's assblasted that he's an ugly groid has-been and that his sister has more chance at fucking the pc than he does Lady Grey

>>16428377

>be male

>play as female character

I see you in 10 years taking hormones and choping off your dick

>>16410500

What kind of post-zoomer faggot are you? I played both and I am quite young.

>>16439554

>potion for women wishing to relive their pre-pubescent years, be more convincing when disguised as a man

>cos lolis look like dudes right