9baa8b No.16357742
>>16357740
>third party publishers
>EA
77054a No.16357744
>third party publishers
>EA
a177a1 No.16357751
Maybe they could make more than one game every 18 months for a change? Maybe try to mix up the genre instead of just "third person online shooter", "third person cinematic shooter" and "clicker game for phones"? Maybe let someone with some actual talent and love for the series have a shot at the IP?
10aff2 No.16357752
If the game is good, it'll prove itself. You don't need to hold single player games hostage to do that. Did they forget about all those single player games that won awards last year?
fddb48 No.16357754
>third party publishers
>EA
19eb09 No.16357768
>Prove publishers wrong
>By buying from one of the largest, most corrupt publishers on the planet
f2e190 No.16357776
>>16357744
>>16357742
Not only that but it's a fucking Star Wars game too. He's acting like it's some new IP by a little independent dev. Who is Mike "Buck" Futter anyway?
08ec96 No.16357777
they promised no micro transactions. if they renege I will really quit them forever no matter what they put out
77054a No.16357784
>>16357777
>no micro transactions
That's a tall fucking order for the kikes at EA
7a6e6f No.16357788
>>16357783
Begone torposter.
f2e190 No.16357796
>>16357783
This is the reason why anons filter tor.
>>16357777
>if they renege I will really quit them forever no matter what they put out
The numerals will hold you to that promise anon-kun.
6ab00f No.16357802
Meanwhile, Remake2, a single-player only game, sells 3 million copies in its first week.
b2065f No.16357804
>>16357740
>oy vey goyim buy more star wars merchandise
>EA
>third party
lel wut?
125e9b No.16357805
>>16357740
>Story-driven game
I bought EDF4.1 during last sale, I love it and can't wait to play in co-op with friends on the next sale.
70f79d No.16357807
>>16357740
Reminder for all the retards on nu-/v/ to never purchase a game no matter how many shills say they do.
PIRATE AND DO NOTHING ELSE.
a177a1 No.16357810
>>16357807
I wouldn't even bother with the pirating part in this case.
e5f6a5 No.16357813
In today's market, they should be asking themselves if single-player, story-driven EA games are sustainable.
b2065f No.16357824
>>16357807
Problem with that is there are less and less games worth even getting for free.
63337b No.16357828
EA is done, they just don't know it yet.
972fbd No.16357831
>>16357740
Even 4chan is fucking laughing at this.
I crossposted on there to find out, lubricate my anus and crucify me boys
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) f2e190 No.16357835
LOOK AT HOW UNSUCCESSFUL SINGLE PLAYER GAMES ARE NOW DAYS!
09ab82 No.16357840
>Implying I want singleplayer story-driven games in current year
Like these fags can write, or make good games.
f0b80b No.16357842
>story-driven
I hope it crashes and burns.
8f04ca No.16357845
>>16357740
I swear I've seen this exact tweet before.
089108 No.16357846
>>16357740
didn't Dad of Boi alrready "proove" that singleplayer games can sell?
this was the buzzword ever single journo was spewing back when soyny's marketing division was bankrolling shills all acorss the internet
a177a1 No.16357849
>>16357846
I bet you also think Fallout had a female player character option before 4 as well you bigot.
f2e190 No.16357854
>>16357740
>Dear gamers,
SHALOM FELLOW NIGGERS,
dd03c4 No.16357856
https://archive.fo/sw3Hn
And if Wolfenstein 2 stumbles in terms of revenues, you can expect that funding for other single-player games will be much harder to come by in the next few years.
So if you like story-based single-player games, pray for Wolfenstein 2. It may not be your cup of tea, but it’s very likely to be the canary in the coal mine for other publishers who are already looking at that sort of experience with skepticism and fear. If Bethesda can’t make the act of punching Nazis a success in 2017, everyone else in the business will suddenly become a lot more conservative about their single-player bets, and that would be a shame.
f2e190 No.16357864
>>16357856
>If Bethesda can’t make the act of punching Nazis a success in 2017
>everyone else in the business will suddenly become a lot more conservative
lel
972fbd No.16357868
>>16357836
See for yourself.
http://boards.4channel.org/v/thread/458448432/i-really-hope-you-guys-wont-fall-for-this#p458458068
I shall atone for my sins for opening pandora's box by lashing myself with an entire dreamcast
e7bf4e No.16357874
>>16357864
Here's a better image.
972fbd No.16357878
>>16357875
The difference between you and me is that i'm one percent less of a faggot.
f2e190 No.16357880
>>16357868
Blease don't damage a precious Dreamcast just because of your faggotry.
126ab9 No.16357881
>Goys please buy the star wars merch, the devs really worked hard on their creative vision!!!
>>16357783
I suppose you would know, TORpedo. Fuck off back to reddit.
972fbd No.16357886
>>16357880
Would you settle for an OUYA?
I mean I could lash myself with an IPhone cord because technically some shit on there are games by technicality. You know, Blackjack, Solitaire, etc.
20ac4c No.16357888
>>16357740
Who the fuck does this faggot think he is to demand anything to anyone? Nah, you beg for my money, not the other way around.
a177a1 No.16357890
>>16357886
Shove a N64 controller up your ass with the rumble pack.
645dbd No.16357891
>>16357890
Don't threaten me with a good time ;^)
972fbd No.16357892
>>16357890
Woah there, this is a christian lashing, not a saturday night at Rainbow Steve's.
f478af No.16357899
>>16357893
The gamergate thread is a worthless circlejerk. Anything worth talking about should stay out of there.
bd29f4 No.16357904
>>16357740
Dear Game Industry: Prove to me you can make a good game on a reasonable budget and not need it to sell 6 gorillion copies to break even because you spent 90% of the budget trying to impress subhuman faggot journos.
b6b0ab No.16357906
>>16357807
>TORnigger tries to fool /v/
You can drop TOR, but you're still a nigger.
87f3c7 No.16357908
>>16357807
>not learning moonrunes and buying japanese videogames like a good gaying.
bab657 No.16357911
>Buy this trash or else we won't even try to make good games
>third party publishers
>EA
>>16357807
Team Cherry may be the only devs I'll pay at this point.
f478af No.16357919
>>16357902
>TOR sucker saying something dumb
Posts and articles like this are a tactic used by big publishers to convince people to buy games they don't want. It's not just some nobody saying something stupid, it's part of the ongoing conflict between players and the industry.
554985 No.16357927
>>16357776
I want to make multiple babies with Ahsoka.
e090fe No.16357960
>>16357831
Well 4nigs are supposed to be laughing at this, if they weren't laughing at this and instead said they were right, then you can announce something, crossposting faggot
05fc3d No.16357962
>>16357777
>I'LL REALLY STOP BUYING EA GAMES THIS TIME I MEAN IT
if you're still buying EA you're already beyond help. Go pick up your latest sportsball fix.
c073b0 No.16357966
>>16357740
We've already proved that with games like Nier Tomato.
08ec96 No.16357968
>>16357962
last game i bought was the last need for speed for 20 bucks cause I know a guy who knows a guy working in that dumpster fire
e090fe No.16357969
>>16357968
>buying an EA game because a friend of you worked on it
That's like buying CDs and saying you're supporting musicians.
08ec96 No.16357980
>>16357969
different strokes I guess
fc4962 No.16358045
Already this year there's been
>DMC5
>RE2R
>Sekiro
All single player games that have outperformed expectations.
Single player isn't the problem, EA is the problem. They couldn't make an unpozzed game to save their lives.
891bc2 No.16358065
>>16357811
Do you mean Communism™ as (((Marx))) saw it? Because commercial goods are absolutely part of Marxian Communism™, how else would they sell paperback printings of The Communist Manifesto™ or abbreviations of Da Kapital™ to teenagers and gullible people?
c7f403 No.16358070
Or you could buy a good game like DMCV or Sekiro
9601e1 No.16358079
>>16358045
>all of those are jap gaymes
>all single player
>all pre-existing IPs (well, except Sekiro but it's basically Samurai Souls so there's that)
>all have minimum pozz, if any
At this point if Western vidya (((companies))) still fail to see that their failures are completely their own fault for overbloated marketing budgets and Marxist pandering, then it's obvious they never cared about making money in the first place, they just wanted to pozz the audience.
>>16358065
Just ignore the torfag. He's most likely a communigger himself trying to call out /v/ for supporting piracy while being against Marxism, these nigs just can't wrap their heads around the idea that those two things do not have to be mutually exclusive.
f58104 No.16358083
>>16357777
You should've done that when their first pozzed Battlefront came out.
58fbc7 No.16358084
soy wars anything isn't even worth pirating
bd29f4 No.16358089
>>16358048
>Even then, the "game" would be nothing more than marxist propaganda.
Yeah, maybe, but the vidya has a huge money issue and they need to make a change. It's like the world's worst money laundering scheme. Getting companies to stop spending the majority of their budget on faggotry marketing scheme and special press-only events that amount to cringe-inducing PR stunts needs to fucking end.
832129 No.16358090
>>16357783
There has never been a good TORpost on /v/.
a0dd72 No.16358110
>>16357740
>3rd party
>EA
>Starwars a Disney IP
>the that other game had that microtransaciton "scandal"
Can gaming just die already?
fc701c No.16358258
File: a48526d74e6299a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 924.96 KB, 4100x1600, 41:16, The best chart to ever gra….jpg)
448673 No.16358287
Honest Question /v/, when was the last time you bought an EA game? For me I think it was Bad Company 2 Vietnam in 2010.
448673 No.16358288
>>16357807
>Not Buying Mount and Blade
>Not Buying Hollow Knight
c3962d No.16358307
>>16358287
>Honest Question /v/, when was the last time you bought an EA game? For me I think it was Bad Company 2 Vietnam in 2010.
Christ, that's a good question. I don't even remember. Probably Mass Effect 3, but even that was purposefully a year after launch and used so I only had to pay like $8 and EA didn't get any of the money. I did have Origin installed for a while to soak up the free games they were offering, but they stopped that shit pretty quickly and I only managed to snag Dead Space 2, ME2, and Medal of Honor: Pacific Assault. Haven't touched any of them in years.
0cb91a No.16358311
>>16357908
Yeah because I really wanna play another rpgmaker clone or "play" a visual novels, which isn't even a video game the majority of the time.
20d3f9 No.16358330
>>16358287
I bought Generals and Zero Hour back in the day. EA stopped supporting the game after only a few patches post-ZH and that's when I made the decision to never buy anything from them ever again, which I've stuck to to this day.
05784b No.16358336
>>16358287
The Sims 3. No joke. I stopped caring about EA post-Origin. I got an earlier start than any of you faggots.
e615b0 No.16358337
>>16357777
battlefront 2 promised no microtransactions you wonderfully numbered man.
The time to stop buying ea games came many years ago
20d3f9 No.16358345
>>16358336
I had an earlier start than you, nigger. Learn to read. >>16358330
05784b No.16358348
>>16358345
My mistake my guy good for you
3bd581 No.16358362
>>16358258
>posting a censored version of the picture
c073b0 No.16358366
>>16358362
What the fuck, did someone actually get so triggered by the toddler that they censored it? Also why doesn't brown hair have a cunny?
55193f No.16358367
>>16358287
The Saboteur. It was alright.
fc701c No.16358371
>>16358362
Did not realize that was censored, thank you for the better version. Funf is shit though.
>>16358366
Because that potato is actually an old hag who is nearly 30.
48a4bf No.16358372
I remember when Twitter verification meant something.
cbcea0 No.16358373
>>16357740
Is he an EA employee or just your average (((journalist)))?
c073b0 No.16358374
>>16358373
Is there a difference?
8f04ca No.16358376
>>16358287
I have never bought an EA game.
e54c80 No.16358377
>>16358307
Pacific Assault is fun. I still do a playthrough every once in a while
48a4bf No.16358380
>>16358373
I looked into him. He's your average journo, he has no experience in the industry outside of writing articles.
c5306c No.16358427
>>16358372
It never meant anything
0741fd No.16358446
>>16357807
Show me where the videgoames touched you anon
c073b0 No.16358457
>>16358446
I wish she would touch me.
80b4d1 No.16358481
>>16357740
Orlando Jones is the new Samuel L. Jackson of Star Wars.
0a8c54 No.16358483
Honestly im just annoyed Respawn released this and apex legends rather than titanfall 3.
WHERE IS TITANFALL 3 RESPAWN. WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT STAR WARS. Might pirate this though.
c073b0 No.16358488
>>16358483
Who gives a shit about Titanfall?
0a8c54 No.16358493
>>16358488
Titanfall is a fun series.
80b4d1 No.16358495
>>16358488
Pssst. They get paid by the post.
c88d8e No.16358505
>>16357849
This man knows what's up.
58ab10 No.16358508
>>16357783
Who do you think nominated them for being the shittiest company on earth?
1506ff No.16358514
Would you think he's a gamer?
3ab231 No.16358517
>>16357831
>every 4chan
what did he mean by this?
8065f5 No.16358519
>>16358514
This makes me want to shoot up a populated area.
074c76 No.16358531
>>16357875
>implying the two aren't the same
Go back to where you came from, cuckchanner.
33b39d No.16358532
>>16357868
>4channel
Do I even want to know?
80b4d1 No.16358542
>>16358532
I think that it's a tamer version of halfchan, with all the NSFW and porn content removed or hidden behind spoilers and half of the boards are hidden.
mp4 unrelated
ee0296 No.16358555
>>16357742
>>16357744
>>16357754
>>16357804
>>16357911
>>16358110
>EA isn't third party
Have you faggots not heard of lucasarts?
It's third party if it isn't published by lucasarts.
147e97 No.16358571
>>16357740
Wait, EA is making a single player Star Wars game? I thought they're making only multiplayer games now and that Battlefront is the only Star Wars thing they care about.
>>16358089
To make companies stop spending money on stupid shit they have to be cut off from government money. You obviously can fuck around and do stupid shit if you're too nepotistic to fall.
fa67f6 No.16358574
>>16357740
Well fagot got a point.
Multiplayer games are infinity more popular. MP sandbox games PvE and especially competitive PvP outsize SP story games by a factor of 100 if not 500. This is where money are.
91b636 No.16358577
>>16358555
Lucasarts has been shut down by Disney, and they game EA complete monopoly on Star Wars games.
91b636 No.16358582
>>16358574
Surprised how many people still play PUBGs, I thought they all jumped on Fortnite.
d758ea No.16358585
>>16358065
>Because commercial goods are absolutely part of Marxian Communism™
Can I get a source on that from Mooks or Engles themselves? It'd be pretty fucking hilarious if that was the case.
832129 No.16358591
>>16358582
PUBG is mostly played by people that don't like the cartoonish looks and/or building aspects of Fortnite.
3a148b No.16358603
>>16358589
>>16358586
>>16358592
>>16358594
>>16358598
Fucking hell nigger, this isn't a chat room. You can spend thirty seconds composing your thoughts instead of rambling like a faggot.
d758ea No.16358608
>>16358603
Schizo-Anon is amusing, don't bully him.
143b61 No.16358677
>Samefagging this hard just to shit a thread up
7c18f2 No.16358808
>>16357777
>If you fuck me again, like you have done the last 100 times before, I'll definitely, seriously consider maybe not buying another of your games!
Wow, so principled faggot.
How about just not buying anything EA, at all, ever? Don't even play their free to play shit (you realize f2p population numbers are used to encourage investment in the company).
c6bcef No.16358849
>>16358362
I want to be smothered in Harvins.
>>16358366
A shame someone would do that; especially since she's so adorable.
54ba7d No.16358872
>>16358287
Road Rash. Early 90s.
159c3f No.16358928
singleplayer games are still making boatloads of money if they are good
its just not enough for big publishers whos greed is insatiable
this is proven again and again when something good gets released
Resident Evil 2, Metro Exodus are the latest examples
a4a95a No.16358942
>third party publishers
>EA
b0c9b3 No.16358957
>>16357836
Man that's such a generic line but for some reason that scene has stuck with me
44801f No.16359115
How the fuck is ARK still going
>>16358574
b0f49a No.16359154
>>16357777
>they promised
Yeah, they promised AGAIN, Just like you pinky swear you won't ever ever get tricked ever AGAIN.
Come on anon.
eb8aa1 No.16359161
>>16357740
Already proven by Cuphead.
Eceleb thread discarded.
ee47af No.16359164
>>16358542
>a tamer version of halfchan
>tamer
<already there was a no loli/shota rule
<already there was a no gore rule
<already there was a no lewds rule
<already there was a no racism rule
Just give them fucking usernames and an upvote/downvote system already,no point dragging things out considering they didn't react when that shit got implemented in the first place.
85afdb No.16359180
>>16357824
This. They are largely so bad now that they aren't even worth pirating.
cec531 No.16359203
>>16359164
>This image
It's painful how accurate it is.
4bb74b No.16359213
>story driven
shit meme. cinematic trash needs to die.
fc4962 No.16359218
>>16358555
>It's third party if it isn't published by lucasarts.
Wut.
Third party means it's unrelated to the platform holder.
Mario is a first party game, because it's developed by Nintendo for Nintendo consoles.
EA games are third party because theylre independent of the hardware manufacturer.
cec531 No.16359220
>>16359213
You're a shit meme
08f89f No.16359222
>>16358532
Hiroshima split the site in two, putting all the SFW boards on 4channel. The reason he gave was so that he could pull in advertisers who might not want to associate themselves with boards like /b/ and /pol/.
4bb74b No.16359233
>>16359220
wrong. im a carpenter, asshole
a5c81c No.16359235
>>16357980
It's not "different strokes" you faggot, he's right. Your friend is paid a salary working on those games, whether you buy it or not makes no difference to his wallet. He's already been paid.
a44e86 No.16359239
cd0417 No.16359240
>>16358457
you should hope its a she
8a1472 No.16359248
>>16357740
People that want to embed social engineering driven narratives in games are upset that those types of games aren't as popular? People reliant on manipulation will just keep chasing the tails of monkeys, always a step or two behind.
85afdb No.16359262
>>16359240
It's a girl. It's from well before traps were popular. I miss those days.
d2e84a No.16359284
47f40a No.16359318
why in the name of FUCK would anyone want to help EA be profitable? i want them to crash and burn and take all of their corrupted IPs and names with them.
im perfectly happy never seeing another EA "sim game". if its not maxis, its not a real sim game. im perfectly happy with city skylines replacing the sims.
a177a1 No.16359343
>>16359318
You shouldn't want Paradox to be profitable either.
47f40a No.16359369
>>16359343
i dont pay for imaginary property. but when it comes to the library of games, skylines is a fine citybuilder. i wont be sad if we never a new sim city. i wont be sad if we lose everything EA owns.
9037f4 No.16359433
>>16357742
FYI, "first party" means Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft
08f89f No.16359471
>>16358287
I think it was the Mass Effect Trilogy for PS3, which must've been around 2013 or 2014. I really enjoyed the first one, was a bit jaded by the second, and didn't bother to complete the third.
504849 No.16359480
>>16357835
Gee, it's almost like if you make a game people want to play and DON'T jew it up you stand to profit quite heavily. Hmm, really zaps those neurons.
d98faf No.16359619
>>16358258
Better than westernized DMC.
e090fe No.16359949
>>16358287
I bought Titanfall 2 via kinguin so they wouldn't get any money, wanted to try out the multiplayer since the campaign was decent enough to make me want to try it out.
e090fe No.16359951
9c74b3 No.16359961
>>16358258
>170
So this is a manlet's fantasy?
2a0975 No.16359976
>>16359961
it was likely made by a jap, of course.
4f7d1d No.16359988
>>16357740
>Telling people to buy an EA game.
eb1d98 No.16360106
Is he aware that the issue is good single player games?
Also
>Sustainability on a single player game
Make product, stop thinking of your consumers as a monetization option and then maybe your games won't perform like literal shit
eb1d98 No.16360136
>Go to his twitter to see what he's tweeting about
>but muh Games as a Service is what a success is now
359b5a No.16360154
>>16360106
I think the problem is unrealistic expectations - all publishers now want to make the new Sims/WoW/CoD/FIFA or whatnot, so all projects they fund are massive undertakings that have to pander to as many demographics as possible, have to monetize every aspect of the game and rely on hype to merely break even. It's perfectly possible to turn a profit by making reasonably budgeted single player games and likely easier and less risky than trying to wrestle with a 600-man colossus that costs 300+ millions to make.
c367a5 No.16360167
Battlefield hiV and Battlefront 2 both tanked,its almost like EA makes trash games that no one wants to play.
359b5a No.16360185
>>16360167
Don't forget everything BioWare has made since Mass Effect 3. The only success they can boast about is FIFA, and FIFA is also the only thing keeping them afloat while every other department keeps fucking it up.
f58104 No.16360203
>>16358084
>Disney Wars anything isn't even worth pirating.
Fixed that for you.
eb1d31 No.16360204
>>16360185
What about JOHN MADDEN?
653a64 No.16360253
I honestly saw this coming, but not till the game bombed for being shit.
930a46 No.16360414
>EA
>Soy Wars
>>16357777
Nice digits, but this is EA we're talking about.
It would be like if they promised all day that they washed them real good. Even if you think they're telling the truth, you still shouldn't put their balls in your mouth.
dd5305 No.16360487
>>16357740
>hehe, I'm sure this will force those stupid gentiles to flock out and buy our crappy game, ain't it right, Moshe?
>sure, papa Shlomo!
9f41e7 No.16360534
>>16360487
LOL why would da juice care about video games?
a177a1 No.16360549
>>16360487
>that tablecloth
It was the fucking pastaniggers all along.
aac35f No.16360573
>>16360549
They skinned a Saudi and turned him into a tablecloth! It was like anuddah shoah
f2a503 No.16360587
21f4f4 No.16360960
a0be14 No.16361063
>>16358287
Probably Titanfall 2, but that would be the last one with nearly a decade gap between whatever the last was. I like my robits
399ee1 No.16361093
0a0f46 No.16361194
>>16357740
Hey Mike, here's a better idea.
b421ef No.16361281
>>16359262
same. The push was unnatural and watching it happen in real time was weird.
e6910e No.16361328
>>16357807
Why should I even bother pirating this muck?
4f9d28 No.16361373
>>16361328
Fuck no it's fucking soy wars
4f9d28 No.16361375
Also note capcom is laughing at him right now because whatever your opinion on dmc5 or Remake 2 is they sold.
63cd3a No.16361425
>>16358517
>newfag doesnt know about the 3 other 4chans
lmao.
95ef1b No.16361446
>>16357740
no
>>16357777(checked)
ccd85c No.16361448
>>16361375
ah, but it wasn't never about if they sell well or not. It's about the profit cost ratio and how many paypigs you can attract. Single player games cost more to make and don't let youmilk whales at all so even if they go on to make millions in profits it's not going to make the stock holders happy compared to some yearly micro-transaction filled skinner box release.
c2ab36 No.16361485
>>16357777
>they promised no micro transactions. if they renege I will really quit them forever no matter what they put out
>he still buys EA games
kill yourself
f63b0c No.16361495
>>16360203
>star wars uprising
nani da fuck is that?
b20a13 No.16361500
14a63f No.16361534
>inb4 it's story-driven and single-player just like Sony's first-party cinematic films
I hold out mild hope as Respawn seem to have been given considerable reign since TF1 was well received, TF2 was critically received and fucked by EA's scheduling and Apex managed to outgross everything else they've got.
Still, I'm sure they'll fuck it up somehow, which is good, as I want Disney to have the brand as tainted as they possibly can.
Never trust a game that says everything's rendered in-engine and just plays a 2 minute cutscene.
>>16361495
Mobile game. I played it for a couple hours.
You ran around an isometric map, used abilities to shoot shit and scavenge loot.
Heaps of MTX, seemed to need 20+ hours to get any good character and there was a grand total of 5 maps with mildly different layouts. That was on launch and more was added later, but it was just nostalgia baiting and then they cancelled it.
b5e2c0 No.16362057
>>16358287
I think never, the last time I even played an EA game was… Battlefield 2? it was gifted to me. I think Crysis was EA right? That too, came free with a graphics card.
da6742 No.16362070
>>16361534
>rendered in-engine
Oh, bullshots. Those are fun. I imagine it will be a full on sony experience, since they have done well recently and EA is looking for successes.
55193f No.16362073
>>16359619
What is it with sekiro apologists and bringing up DMC5?
bfa2b8 No.16362076
>>16357796
Excellent filename.
1dfed9 No.16362397
>>16358542
Why dont we make up our own "challenges" to kill teens faster and more effectively? People fall for anything, like an OS making your phone waterproof or creating crystals or that one spoon thing where you heat it red hot then blast it with cold water from the tap
47f1e0 No.16363311
>>16362397
>that fucking idiot actually made phosgene gas because anonymous shitposters told him to
Ah, a simpler time.
9c74b3 No.16363320
>>16362397
>my parents cut of the internet
<and yet here I am
I guess he must be an only child, because I would have just cut my losses and make sure the next one wasn't so stupid.
a177a1 No.16363322
>>16363311
>>16362397
Or the bernout glowsticks.
ca166f No.16363323
>>16357740
when was the last time you fags bought an ea game?
4e83ce No.16363570
All the well songle player games have already proved EA wrong.
This os just a marletin ploy by EA to "prove them wrong" by giving them your money
4e83ce No.16363589
>>16357777
No micro transactions but 85 dlcs for the full story
8db3ad No.16363601
>>16363323
God, I miss the skate games. The first one was the best one, but 2 was pretty good. Too bad 3 was pretty shit, but I'd still take it over just about any skateboarding game released today.
4e83ce No.16363611
>>16358287
Brutal Legend. I borrowed ME3
70143d No.16369587
>>16363323
During the Christmas sale a bought Titanfall 2 for 4 dollars, and Battlefront 2 for 6 dollars.
Previous purchase from EA was Burnout 3 back on Xbox like 20 years ago.
658dc4 No.16369637
>>16361534
>>16361495
Worse part was that this Game Canonized Zann Consortium but Not Tyber Zann Himself.
adc120 No.16369867
>>16357740
i don't trust EA further then i can throw Andrew Wilson
f02475 No.16369888
>>16363323
Honestly? I think it was battlefield 2.
1f7fcd No.16369926
>>16369888 (check!!!)
>>16363323
>when was the last time you fags bought an ea game?
around 1995 was the last time for me.
166632 No.16370034
>>16362397
I present the "Pro laps for LGBTQQBBQ" where you shove a copy of the latest EA and/or Star Wars product up your ass and run as many laps around the track as you can in support for the LGBTP community.
166632 No.16370048
>>16363323
I bought Battlefield Bad Company 2 last month second hand
5079e0 No.16370058
>>16357856
Thanks for reminding me about this one. These condescending articles are really all the rage nowadays. I can't help but want to put the author's head in a toilet after reading them. This must be how grade school bullies feel.
Didn't one of the EA execs say that singleplayer isn't profitable a few years back too?
d5ca17 No.16370114
>>16358287
>unlocked all dinos
>you unlock new dinos by beating the game with ones you just unlocked
>unlocked Albertosaurus, the last dino
>wonder what I get for beating the game with it
>maybe some cool skins, a new mode, cheat codes, or something
>beat it
>it's a fucking commercial for universal studios theme park
It's a shame, I like Albertosaurus, but you can't beat the single player mode without the fucking commercial playing at the end.
d5ca17 No.16370121
>>16370058
>Didn't one of the EA execs say that singleplayer isn't profitable a few years back too?
I could swear that was the argument for their nuBattlefront games lacking couch play, online only, and actual game modes.
8f7a8d No.16370128
>>16357740
Who is this Mike Futter guy? Someone working at EA? Some random faggot? Or a game journalist? Why should anyone care about his opinion? Also singleplayer only games are autistic as fuck.
d5ca17 No.16370178
>>16362397
>spoon thing where you heat it red hot then blast it with cold water from the tap
I remember that one
>show images of rainbow colored metal
>"here is how you do it, kiddos"
>get spoon
>wrap it tightly in ductape
>heat it over an open flame but not so close that it burns the tape
>after doing that for a minute, instantly put it under cold water
>fucking kaboom
1dfed9 No.16370181
>>16370128
Mulitplayer only games are the gayest shit ever, atleast with singleplayer only games you can play them at anytime and have a blast. multiplayer games can die out really fast or slowly with a few autists playing it for years, that dont like outsiders
1dfed9 No.16370183
>>16370178
i remember some fag posted a pic of spoon lodged into his face and he lost an eye. i really wonder why people try dumb shit they find on the internet
8f7a8d No.16370184
>>16370181
>have a blast
who ever has a blast playing singleplayer games? They are rarely ever good to begin with
>multiplayer games can die out really fast
if it's good people will continue playing them.
0749ef No.16370207
>>16370178
>spoon ductape
>kaboom
ann i need some sauce in it…. why ti would explode? at most you would get some hot boiling water baco at you
1dfed9 No.16370215
>>16370184
if thats true then how do you explain all those god tier multiplayer games with no one playing them?
166632 No.16370216
b6a04a No.16370236
>>16357807
>to never purchase a game
uat
what's the problem of buying japanese games?
5079e0 No.16370426
>>16370184
>who ever has a blast playing singleplayer games? They are rarely ever good to begin with
I get that you're shitposting but it loses its charm when you put zero effort into it.
0749ef No.16370453
>>16370216
no. im too much of a chicken shit and bad stories on chan to do it
5079e0 No.16370488
>>16370207
>>16370453
>not understanding grade school thermodynamics
5079e0 No.16370513
>>16370467
I thought the guy with the eye patch was David Crenshaw for a second. Wrong eye though.
1dfed9 No.16370560
>>16370467
What other common household items can we get people to maim themselves with? making mustard gas has been done to death so people would instantly recognise it, maybe we have to get them to make dihydrogen monoxide, or stupid shit with technology, like those fags that microwaved their phones to charge them
69cad3 No.16370808
>>16358307
Titanfall 2, a couple of years ago.
69cad3 No.16370817
>>16359343
That reminds me, those fucking faggots patched the vulnerabilities in their code for Stellaris and C:S so that cream.api doesn't work anymore.
Guess I'm never finishing my Ironman game.
63dd10 No.16370829
>>16370560
Microwave-proof app for smartphones?
166632 No.16370852
>>16370513
It's Chameleon!
e24c31 No.16370907
>>16357740
>single player games
>profitable
>prove it
already done.
KH3 isn't necessary great but it was the best selling game of 2019. I also don't think RDR2's multiplayer was a selling point.
1dfed9 No.16370918
>>16370829
no, it was the OS or a built in feature i think with the charge port photoshopped out, MANY people fell for it. Called Apple Wave™
8f7a8d No.16371064
>>16370215
>god tier multiplayer games with no one playing them
Name some, I bet you will only name gay games. Most games that are worth playing are being played.
fe367a No.16371071
>>16357740
I guess Cuphead, Hollow Knight, Nier Automata, Red Dead Redemption 2, Spiderman, Soy of War and DMCV sold like shit
6d58b1 No.16371082
>>16370560
>implying the internet isnt full of newfriends that will fall for the same shit
1dfed9 No.16371115
>>16371064
>Name some
No!
>>16371082
Whilst there are fags that will fall for the same shit there are even more fags that will tell people its just a hoax
8f7a8d No.16371139
>>16371115
Of course not, because that would giveaway your shit taste in gameing
0c4197 No.16371144
>>16358555
>Have you faggots not heard of lucasarts?
>LucasArts was acquired by The Walt Disney Company through the acquisition of its parent company Lucasfilm in 2012. On April 3, 2013, Disney halted all internal development at LucasArts and laid off most of its staff. However, LucasArts remained open so that it could retain its function as a licensor.
it's all so tiresome
1dfed9 No.16371161
>>16371139
How about you name some then if your taste is so superior!
aa139c No.16371177
>>16371161
>How about you name some
I don't like singleplayer games, why would I name games that I don't play? Besides you are the one who claims they are good, so go on and name these good games.
1dfed9 No.16371186
>>16371177
i didnt ask you to name singleplayer games, i asked for multiplayer games and since you play those i assume it wont be that hard to pull some from your ass! now give me some names you perpetulant faggot
>name some singleplayer games
No!
aa139c No.16371197
>>16371186
The unreal tournament webms I have posted are not enough? The best games you can play are all multiplayer games. Racing games are only fun when you play them online, what even is the point of playing racing games offline? Same for fighting games, they are only good when you play against real opponents. RTS games need both, a good story you can play on your own but a good multiplayer makes a already good RTS game even better. And before you call that genre dead, people still play the original c&c games online. Kane's Wrath is also being played online, and so is PA:Titans.
e15940 No.16371243
>>16358514
>tracksuit
>knows how to dress
This guy needs to kill himself.
1dfed9 No.16371277
>>16371197
no, they arent enough, i require MULTIPLE multiplayer game names.
>RTS isnt dead
the genre is dead, there hasnt been a good game released in 10+ years, just because fags play C&C online doesnt make the genre undead
a177a1 No.16371417
>>16371243
The facial hair is also abhorrent.
5079e0 No.16371693
>>16371197
You realize UT wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Unreal selling well due to its campaign? Nobody bought PC games just for multiplayer in 1998. It was too unreliable.
Doom multiplayer was frequently played on the single player maps, and they weren't designed with multiplayer in mind until later patches.
ead946 No.16374395
>>16357740
low energy effort
13a15b No.16374451
>>16357740
>vote with your wallet sheep!
im gonna vote fuck ea. i want nothing to do with them. i dont feel like im missing out.
wait, by third party do they mean ea is renting out their star wars exclusivity? am i interpreting this right?
55ac6a No.16374735
>>16358287
As for when a game was brand new, probably Burnout Revenge on OG Xbox. I did buy the GOG version of Crysis for 5 bucks about a couple of years ago.
a3bca1 No.16377847
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16370467
>>16370918
>>16358542
How is it that the internet, with all it's shared information and easy access studies, something that should objectively increase the worlds intelligence, is one of biggest sources of darwin award winners in history?