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File: ff700d8e059f31d⋯.png (393.21 KB, 801x450, 89:50, Assassin's Creed Kingdom.png)

4465a2  No.16331607

>An unusual teaser in Ubisoft’s loot shooter The Division 2, highlighted weeks after the game’s release, reveals that the next Assassin’s Creed game is all about Vikings. Kotaku can independently confirm the same.

>The Division 2 launched on March 15, but it wasn’t until this week that discussion about a possible teaser located within the Potomac Event Center in the game’s version of Washington DC started generating buzz. As first made public by YouTuber JorRaptor, there are numerous posters all over this event center, picturing what appears to be a Norse god or traveler adorned with the word Valhalla.

>What’s particularly interesting is that said traveler is holding what appears to be the Apple of Eden, a pivotal piece of technology in Assassin’s Creed lore.

>So does this mean that the next Assassin’s Creed, confirmed by Ubisoft to be skipping 2019 and going straight to 2020 (just in time for the expected release of next-gen consoles), is all about Vikings? Well, yes. Yes it does. A few months before this teaser emerged, Kotaku learned from two independent sources familiar with the game that 2020's Assassin’s Creed, code-named Kingdom, does indeed star Vikings. We don’t know much else about the game, but after the phenomenal Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, we’re stoked to see what’s coming.

>Ubisoft declined to comment.

>Fans had long theorized that the next Assassin’s Creed would be set in Rome, after an old 4chan post that accurately revealed Assassin’s Creed Origins before it was announced said it was part of a trilogy including games in Rome and Greece. Several recent rumors had given traction to that theory—rumors that are almost certainly incorrect. Vikings and boats and pirate raids are the route Ubisoft is headed in 2020.

http://archive.is/sRdJT

9e6a54  No.16331627

>WE WUZ VIKINGS


5b13ac  No.16332313

>>16331627

>not VIKANGS

you had one job anon


549a19  No.16332334

Assassin's Creed: Skyrim


bc3c4e  No.16332338

Oh good now we get to see how all the vikings were black.


379816  No.16332346

>>16331607

>We don’t know much else about the game

I bet it will involve Ragnar Loðbrók, Ivar the Boneless, or Bjorn Ironsides because Ubisoft has lost all creativity and just wants to use people they saw on the TV


bac98f  No.16332355

Would be interesting to see how much sjw shit they can do with a game about vikings. Idk how they can get a female character to work


2b56e7  No.16332375

>>16332355

Viking women were particularly known for being trusted to defend the home while men were away. It was less that women were viewed as weak and more that it was convenient that the childbearer could also hold a sword, if need be. It's not a stretch.

At least, not as much of a stretch as "Women are incomplete men" greece women being stronk.


50f4bf  No.16332521

File: f44a7b5acda51b0⋯.jpg (40.41 KB, 588x334, 294:167, Blank_55fe7d719c2424c0fe84….jpg)

>Next Ass Creed game taking place in the Viking Era

>All the vikings are niggers

Calling it, Ubisoft is still going to push their revisions.


543742  No.16332575

>>16332338

Its about time, I'm so tired of all this white washing of Swedish history


6a3718  No.16332674

File: c907bc2270b1986⋯.jpg (2.58 MB, 2000x2928, 125:183, cultureregion scandanvia m….jpg)

VIkings are honestly one of the most shit settings possible for Asscreed that's not like liter bumfuck nowhere tribe.

The ONE thing you need to have a good asscreed game is cool, big cities. The series might as well be ancient archtecture and urbanism porn and nothing else, the combat is just an excuse to justify climbing around historical urban centers.

The vikings did not have large urban cities. They do not have complex, beucractic political factions and warring, which is typically another key part of the game's plots. The ONLY thing they have going for them is sailing shit, which is a popular element of the games since AC4, and the fact normalfags dig vikings, Even though Asscreed has never minded doing more obscure shit like the Golden Age of Piracy, the French Revolution etc?

Litterally any of these would be better or as good:

>Roman Republic/Empire

>European Middle Ages

>Proper Ancient Egypt (as opposed to origin's poltemic egypt)

> Bronze Age mesopotamia (Sumer, Babylon, etc)

>Ancient Persia

>Ancient or Medieval India

>Medivial Southeast asian kingdoms (Khmer, Sukhothai etc

>Ancient or Medivial China, you could do like 3 fucking mainline games in China alone

>Fuedal Japan

>Postclassical Mesoamerica (Aztec, Purepecha, etc)

>Classical Mesoamerica (Maya, Teotihuacan, etc)

>Late Horizon Andes (Inca Empire; mid horizon and late intermediate would also work but we don't have enough historical sources)

For fucks sake, AFRICA has some kingdoms and empires as good or better then the Vikings, like the Mali, Songhai, Benin, etc, and at least those aren't commonly in shit


40b083  No.16332676

File: 7ee07a3888cb23e⋯.png (649.47 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 2f8.png)

Get ready for muh strong transsexual lesbian viking women lads.


d4b5e4  No.16332682

>>16332674

Ayo hol' up, so you wuz sayin dat Afrikaans has da mo' history fo' it dan da Nordic countries? Shieet.


ca7ccf  No.16332689

File: 5fe8d2ff2842b86⋯.jpg (33.66 KB, 389x500, 389:500, 5fe8d2ff2842b8646213b1d0d6….jpg)

>>16331607

It'll probably be shit just like the last 50 others have been.

Is there any ASSASSins Creed games legitimately worth playing?


d4b5e4  No.16332691

>>16332689

1, 2, and Black Flag I think


d26e69  No.16332693

File: a15a9be26123a28⋯.webm (202.16 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Mwaaahaaahaaa the french.webm)

>>16332676

>For a Samurai to be brave he must have a bit of black blood

<French faggot who had native fever from "studying" Malayan Negritos and Ainu people made this shit quote up without scientific or historical evidence.

Hahaha, niggers.


dd4adc  No.16332694

File: a6f2de916ee3ba7⋯.jpg (800.76 KB, 827x1040, 827:1040, black vikingsml.jpg)

File: 96affff8493d3d0⋯.jpg (139.49 KB, 675x877, 675:877, vikingmuslims.JPG)

Get ready


ae58e0  No.16332699

File: a20638dd8f690df⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1214x846, 607:423, a20638dd8f690df672c447d080….png)

>>16332676

>took route from asia

sheeeiitt, we wuz rushins too?


dd4adc  No.16332701

File: 26badae05f6fb95⋯.jpg (372.55 KB, 1140x1061, 1140:1061, wewuzeverythang.jpg)

>>16332699

das right


18198d  No.16332717

>>16332674

>AFRICA has some kingdoms and empires as good or better then the Vikings, like the Mali, Songhai, Benin, etc, and at least those aren't commonly in shit

And Wakanda.


3b46d5  No.16332735

>>16332684

>mediterranean civilizations were founded by peoples racially identical to modern Germanics

Ah yes we wuz roman emperorz n' shieet. We wuz alexander n shieet! Even though the romans and greeks noted how distinctly different even southern germanics were to them, considering them uncivilized barbarians. Also Lund was founded in the 9th century and was a collection of mudhuts and maybe a wooden fort. That is not an urban city.


e7c04a  No.16332738

so, the series of games only good for exploring architecture and landmarks is getting an installment in a setting where we have very limited access to cool historical buildings (mainly due to everything being made from wood and not of lack of ability).

its so fucking retarded


e7c04a  No.16332754

File: e24d45df8d31cca⋯.webm (3.99 MB, 348x288, 29:24, alik.webm)

>>16332749

>>16332735

please lets not go there, this is just pointless shitflinging


a45399  No.16332766

File: f4a2040373bb649⋯.png (255.6 KB, 415x599, 415:599, 10_bucks.png)

>>16332749

Lund didn't really grow into anything remotely modern until around 1500, I think the only thing of note during the 9th century was it was the largest mint in Denmark around the time, but even then, popular records and historians all seem to think Sweyn Forkbeard made the the city into an urban center near around 1019-1020 (or his son) And They were both Catholic Monarchs.


eedc65  No.16332777

File: 2d891be4f569dbf⋯.jpg (92.22 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 2d891be4f569dbf373ac85aa60….jpg)

>>16332684

>Lund

>not Birka


ae58e0  No.16332817

File: 3202f60b22fd3cf⋯.jpg (10.01 KB, 287x176, 287:176, index.jpg)

>>16332804

imagine being a romaboo sodomite mutt lmao


ffb12f  No.16332832

>>16331607

Oh great I can't wait for niggers and transwomen muslims highly placed in middle age Scandinavia


c5b5f9  No.16332903

>>16332817

Imagine posting thumbnails.


1b14f4  No.16332921

>>16332674

Aztec Jew, how do you do? Still telling the filthy white gentiles how spics and niggers are better than them I see.


40b083  No.16332929

File: 4c92639c4989168⋯.png (190.12 KB, 522x602, 261:301, 4e53a2d2e7a3519d4305f6336c….png)

>>16332699

>muh evil ruski propaganda

into the trash it goes.


4f4dac  No.16332947

>>16332355

You can already expect to see the shieldmadens and black vikings.


ae58e0  No.16332953

File: d8d52c2c0c9f4dd⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1128x900, 94:75, d8d52c2c0c9f4dd6504f551dd4….png)

>>16332929

>niggers

>communists

>evil

You don't say?


1b14f4  No.16332954

>>16332355

The same way it did in Odyssey. Greek culture was far more patriarchal than anything the Vikings had going.


cb6674  No.16333163

>>16332804

>so don't got time to advance past africa

It's fitting that shit-tier /int/ images should be written in ebonics.


9d90f7  No.16333256

>>16332689

2 and Brotherhood. AC4 is only good for boats.


7f89b1  No.16333302

Didn't that show vikings already get pozzed? I dropped it halfway through season 2 so I only heard about it later. Whatever the show went with ubisoft will probably use in the game


4465a2  No.16333463

File: c9c1569ebb3c20e⋯.jpg (30.78 KB, 474x347, 474:347, (((Vikings))).jpg)

>>16333302

That's the Canadian show that began in 2013? I never really gave it a chance. Heard that the showrunners turned the vikings into some race-mixing cuckolds, and apparently the show's depiction of the Viking women make them seem as capable of warriors as the men.


d26e69  No.16333478

>>16333463

It's full of revisionist bullshit and fantasy LSD garbage, more Gayme of Thrones then a proper HISTORY show, but then that's the Cistory Channel that's full of reality TV shit and historical fantasy.


98e57f  No.16333564

>>16331627

>ar yu be sayin

<pillage villages

>that we wuz

<rape women

>vikangs an shhiiieeeettt

sames about right


c5e95c  No.16333573

>>16332694

The thing that always gets me is when desert camel fuckers hold a bunch of Visigoths at sword point to convert to Islam and then claim everything they slave away at building later they take credit for.

>you don't own nothing, whitey


b996e0  No.16333579

>>16331607

Black vikings called it


e500c5  No.16333581

This entire series has spent the majority of its lifespan just spinning its wheels instead of actually doing anything.


98e57f  No.16333583

>>16333463

at first i thought it was a comedy about a viking and his wife

>>16332701

>olmec

eh? didnt those disappeared and nobody knows why?


7cf19c  No.16333586

File: 713991a5f85729f⋯.jpg (70.95 KB, 495x736, 495:736, viking_scrap.jpg)

>>16333463

>depiction of the Viking women make them seem as capable of warriors as the men.

I hate that shit. They could easily make female characters important by handling politics while their husbands are out fighting, which is something that actually happened, if not with Vikings with many other peoples. Condemning women to death like that is just too stupid, they always panic when things get tough so they'd be more of a liability than anything. Not to mention it'd mean they'd get no new manpower since all the young women would be dying in the battlefield instead of dying giving birth.

>>16333564

Vikings weren't retarded though, they knew how to forge, sail, etc.


e500c5  No.16333589

>>>/v/16333576

>>>/tv/1951229

Wow, what a surprise.


3c4d6b  No.16333590

>>16332749

>the ancient Greeks physically describing themselves in their writings with Germanic characteristics

Go on.


b996e0  No.16333593

>>16332804

What language did you think the romans and the greeks spoke?

How do you think it got there and dominated them?

Thats right brown boi your elites were blonde haired yamnya


1b14f4  No.16333601

>>16333590

Alexander the Great was blonde, and while not specifically Greek, he and his people were within the Greek sphere of influence.

As many have pointed out, Greeks came in two varieties, white and slightly tanned whites, with the full variety of hair and eye color that comes with being actual humans, instead of brown untermenschen.


3e890f  No.16333627

>>16333564

><rape women

Vikings didn't rape, they raptured. Viking rape babies knew exactly who their fathers were because they stuck around to take care of the woman they kidnapped instead of raping her and leaving.


da687c  No.16333713

Ubisoft + History = WE WUZ <insert important society here> AND SHIET


b8177a  No.16340084

>going back to white people

Good.


5567d2  No.16340086

>viking game by the pozzed to fuck brown people at ubishit

No thanks.


b8177a  No.16340098

Leftists also make a mistake when they make villains because their ultimate evil is a pretty reasonable and likeable guy.


e26fbe  No.16340151

So lets see;

-They'll do the fucking pick your gender and dialog trees cancer from odyssey.

-Lots of We Wuz Vikangs n sheet! Also plenty of gay viking warriors.

-Further pushing the false myth that shield maidens went on raids.

-No god damn cities and few forts and ruins to actually jump around in. At best maybe they'll have a mission where you attack a french castle or something.

-Boats will be back, but almost entirely just used for travel. No ship combat, no climbing around giant merchant ships, no trading empire mini games that's connected to the ships.

-The old AC metaplot about some ancient demigoddess being released into the world still totally MIA and now it's just various flavors of assassins and templars fucking with each other using ancient artifacts for ever and ever.

Did I miss anything?


182495  No.16340341

File: fb95de8d39643fc⋯.jpg (122.9 KB, 428x524, 107:131, jew00AD.jpg)

>>16332676

>chinese

>nigger

That's a hell of a hand to be dealt.

>brave

Hahaha

>start a war with chinknigs

>chase their auto-fleeing asses to the ocean

>watch them all drown


0d55c4  No.16340444

>>16333564

>>16333627

the problem is that "Vikings" is probably the most loaded term in history. if you asked an ancient Norseman if he was a Viking, he'd probably laugh or get angry at the suggestion that he's a lowly pirate stealing scraps from coastal villages, but the term is frequently conflated with groups of warriors that actually took and hold land


5c77cc  No.16340572

>>16340444

>"Vikings" is probably the most loaded term in history.

More than "holocaust"?


e500c5  No.16340581

>>16340341

Or just blow up the three gorges dam.


8c2b12  No.16340583

>>16340572

Well yeah, Vikings were real.


0d55c4  No.16340664

>>16340583

>>16340572

That and it has been a loaded term for a much longer period of time.


8c8dea  No.16341105

Why the hell have they still not made one of these games based in Japan where the assassin is a ninja and you fight corrupt samurai? People were begging for this for like ten years now from these shits.


0d55c4  No.16341123

>>16341105

Keep in mind, all the people who make decisions that matter at Ubisoft are probably French. They probably have French taste.


e500c5  No.16341150

>>16341123

Change French to Jewish. Real frogs are some of the biggest weebs.


0d55c4  No.16341152

>>16341150

>Real frogs are some of the biggest weebs.

Not the old ones, they still fap to ancient Rome and the Renaissance.


59ea10  No.16341178

The final fucking pozz frontier. Can't wait to play a gay black Muslim Viking assassin.


0d55c4  No.16341214

>>16341178

The saddest part is I can already envision how they'd do it

>play as a Muslim in the Varangian Guard

>hurr durr technically there were Muslims in it long after the age of Vikings had passed

>that gives us free reign to butcher all the timelines and say Muslims were bros with Norsemen since the founding of the Guard


481eed  No.16341223

Let me guess, they're going to go wild with the shitty LAGERTHA STRONK SHIELDMAIDENS WERE THE BEST WARRIORS EVER™?


53ef3e  No.16341234

File: 5c3a7f556cde9d7⋯.jpg (51 KB, 735x551, 735:551, Do it.jpg)

>>16339895

This, in southern europen, "blonde" is not the same as what nords consider blonde, my cousin is considered blonde, but only because he's dirt blonde, not because he's a nordic ubermesnch. How long will these snowniggers take to understand that?


d1a7e2  No.16341273

>>16331616

Kill yourself.

>>16331607

>AssCreed


d4e826  No.16341297

Lemme guess you play as girl nigger taken as booty from africa and you grow up to be the best viking ever along with being a lesbian dyke transfat who discovers america


5217c5  No.16341299

>>16340572

>More than "holocaust"?

Holocaust in greek means burnt offerings, holocaust happened, but not to those who built a victimhood industry around it.


4d8fae  No.16341343

File: daf50c35bf39dc2⋯.jpg (10.7 KB, 320x272, 20:17, numbers man.jpg)

>>16332355

>>16332699

>>16332766

>>16332777

>>16340444

>>16341299

>wasting digits on an asscreed bread

shamefur


5217c5  No.16341414

>>16341343

The digits are the only thing good about this thread


e500c5  No.16341419

>>16341297

It's going to be that Horizon game but without the robot dinosaurs.


4465a2  No.16341559

>>16340098

Revisiting Assassin's Creed III made me realize how much I liked Haytham Kenway's character. I still think he's one of the best playable characters in the series aside from Edward. Shame that Haytham was too one-note and bloodthirsty most of the time he was on screen in Rogue.

>>16340151

>The old AC metaplot about some ancient demigoddess being released into the world still totally MIA

If I'm not mistake I believe the Juno plot was wrapped up in some comic book series last year. Yeah, a comic book. When was the last time Juno was present in the games? IV or Rogue?


e7f79b  No.16341568

oh boy i can't wait to learn that Erik the Red or Ivar the Boneless were actually brave trans women of color


085283  No.16341593

File: 58efa3173753e74⋯.jpg (821.33 KB, 1079x872, 1079:872, The Battle of Nineveh.jpg)

>>16332674

There's also the Byzantine Empire, but that tends to get ignored by pop-history for some reason, even though it had one of the most unique and interesting cultures in history.


93444c  No.16341881

>>16341559

It's a real damn shame I MAKE MY OWN LUCK: The Game had such a short development time, even the producer couldn't give a straight answer when asked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QghXzjY-c4&t=450s


3908ff  No.16341899

>>16332674

Yea you're correct. Viking are raiders and nothing else, they just raped and pillaged and got their shit pushed in hard any thing they meet actual resistance that wasn't a fucking farmer/herder wielding a pitchfork.


ee0973  No.16341905

>>16341899

Is this a fucking joke?

Member the Siege of Paris?

I member.


3908ff  No.16341907

>>16332676

No matter what culture, no matter what point in history, some nig invented it and it was stolen by the natives.

Never fails.

Look at modern nigs and at the bottom in every society and their nations are bottom in the world too, but they expect us to believe this shit?


3908ff  No.16341911

>>16341905

You're telling me viking sieged pairs during Napoleons rule as Emperor?

Are you some type of We WaZ Kung snow nigger?


bc3c4e  No.16341918

File: 9454d4e2c78dd74⋯.png (258.01 KB, 608x343, 608:343, nevergofullretard.png)

>>16341911

Anon I think you have brain damage. Have you seen a doctor?


003e1d  No.16341926

>>16341593

The Vikings were hired by the Byzantines to be a royal guard force, so Viking, Byzantine cross over isn't historicaly inaccurate.


003e1d  No.16341931

>>16341899

Low i.q. Bait.


a82d91  No.16342197

>>16332689

First was okay, but the "present time" parts were lame, some of the side missions were repetitive as was overall structure (go to new area, gather info, assassinate guy), it had the most interesting assassin design though purely because they dressed up like scholars to actually blend in.

Everytime I try to replay 2 I get fed up with the shitty unskippable cutscenes and forced collectathon. Wasn't too bad the first time, lots of gameplay improvements.

Brotherhood is pretty much the same as 2.

Never played any others because the series went to shit with the whole "we wuz assassins"

Of those I might actually prefer the first, if only because it was something a bit new.

The overarching story was always shit and should just be ignored, especially after the whole no kids but you have her dna in you retardation


9dacf0  No.16344309

They're trying really hard to avoid japan arent they? how the fuck is a viking brute going to stealth around the shithole nord huts that are spaced out way too far apart with nothing but hills everywhere else. unless you get to rape and pillage places that are more advanced than the average nordic cesspit like Gaul or albion


85c783  No.16344314

>>16344309

Asscreed hasn’t attempted to stealth since 2.


9dacf0  No.16344321

>>16344314

then why call it assassins creed? dont assassins lurk in the shadows and try their best to kill without being detected or leaving evidence?


85c783  No.16344325

>>16344321

Because A. It’s already the namesake and B. Technically an assassin is just someone who goes to specifically kill someone, stealth is optional.


9dacf0  No.16344339

>>16344325

Sound like a shitty assassin that brings too much attention to himself


79781b  No.16344343

>>16343078

>europe

>good

By Akkad you Hittites are a nuisance.


d00ab7  No.16344350

>>16331607

Makes sense since their ship battling mechanics are such a hit.

So the game will probably having lots of fun Viking ship battles.

Then again, their are probably plenty of reasons not to get this game.

>Black vikings

>Micro transactions up the ass

>RNG loot skinnerbox bullshit.

>Realistic environment design, but completely pozzed and hamfisted "Historical" plot and dialogue.

>More third wheel time-travel sub-plot.


4465a2  No.16344359

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16344314

Haven't you played Assassin's Creed: Unity? It's one of the only stealth oriented games in the series. At least Ubisoft finally implemented a button to toggle for crouch walking. I thought some of the assassination opportunities during the main missions were a little simple but handled well enough. Assassin's Creed: Syndicate was more low effort than Unity though. From what I remember the second half of Syndicate was extremely poor. There was one assassination mission in sequence seven that took place in the House of Parliament, and most of that was just linear hallways with no verticality.


93444c  No.16345125

https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xboxygen.com%2FNews%2F29092-Assassin-s-Creed-chez-les-Vikings-nos-informations

>You can co-op the entire game; Drakkar battles; Clans war and alliance system; More emphasis on myth and legend (Kraken)


c82803  No.16345381

>>16332689

>Is there any ASSASSins Creed games legitimately worth playing?

1st one and Black Flag are the better ones. The settings become the only redeeming factor in most others and the subtle historical revisionism and Marxist cock sucking should leave you with a bad taste in your mouth.


24e115  No.16345390

Boy I can't wait to play as a translesbian transnigger viking cuck Ragnar LoveBuck :^)


f69c6c  No.16347441

I'm tired of this kool vikangz meme

Can't there be a game where you play as fins? or baltic people overall.


ec55ec  No.16347457

>>16347441

>a game where you kill yourself with alcohol and sauna

My summer car


cd04b9  No.16347492

File: b5b19f8a192ebed⋯.jpg (162.42 KB, 800x600, 4:3, urw art.jpg)

>>16347441

UnReal World.


dd0c5d  No.16347523

>>16341926

That was the Varangian Guard I mentioned in my earlier post. I can see two directions this goes. Either they make the sailing more developed and make the game similar to Black Flag to encourage lots of travel between small settlements, or they set the game in Byzantium with the Varangian Guard. I think the second option is more likely because it strokes their massive hard-on for architecture. Personally I think longhouses are cool though.


dd0c5d  No.16347528

>>16344309

The Norse had skullduggery and underhandedness as well, they were just regularly mocked by the warrior class. They even had sorcery, but you were considered a literal faggot if you practiced it unless you were a woman. Practicing sorcery is the same as crossdressing to the ancient Norse.


76c698  No.16347581

File: 9a7fe4522ee81b2⋯.jpg (49.21 KB, 716x555, 716:555, 9a7.jpg)

>>16347441

>where you play as finns

Mountain Blade


dd0c5d  No.16347593

>>16347581

I don't think Finns were too big on the horse archery. They call it the "land of a thousand lakes" for a reason.


a382f8  No.16347609

>>16341150

>Change French to Jewish. Real frogs are the biggest weebs.

Fix'd: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga_outside_Japan#France (TL;DR: half the wiki page is about France). They had a full theater release of Akira, hell fucking Jin-Roh premiered in France… 6 months before it did in Japan.

>>16341152

>Not the old ones

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japonisme

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Ferdinand_Bigot

You'd have to be pretty fucking old to not find french weebs.

Like 250 years old.


a382f8  No.16347614

File: 3ca4bf7d42e6c0a⋯.mp4 (8.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, traditional finnish music.mp4)

>>16347593

>I don't think Finns were too big on the horse archery.


e500c5  No.16347703

>>16344339

Sometimes plain sight is the best place to kill someone without anyone caring or noticing. Just ask Jack Ruby.


cbab0d  No.16347715

>>16332674

doing god's work, anon


89ce6a  No.16347739

>>16347593

>land of a thousand lakes

That's Mazury region of Poland, unless there are more "lands of a thousand lakes"


98ec8d  No.16347781

What the hell happened with the Ezio timeline? I feel like all the games post two have had absolutely no plot whatsoever.


6e9cf2  No.16347806

>>16347739

>unless there are more "lands of a thousand lakes"

Poland has around 10 000 lakes while Finland has 187 888.


1dff91  No.16347812

>>16347781

They've been in a complete prequel spin-off route because of how terrible the trilogy ended. They have no way to make a sequential story that just happens to span across times and across multiple games. They seem happy to make sandbox stories that are mostly contained within that story.


6a3718  No.16358111

bump


c0cd6a  No.16358250

>>16341343

how do you waste digits when you don't even chose them when you post?


092390  No.16358297

>>16358156

That's still primitive from an architectural point of view, it wasn't particularly common and to stay on topic, it wouldn't fun playing in a ass creed game. You can find structures of similar quality all over the old world. If you really want something set in northern europe, go for the late middle ages.

>>16358214

He doesn't have to. Genetics tell they're mostly the same as they were 3000 years ago.


e772d0  No.16358534

File: c0096627e476822⋯.jpg (4.15 MB, 2335x1600, 467:320, Borg_Vestvågøy_LC0165.jpg)

>>16332674

Nigger, do you have any fucking idea how cold it can get in Scandinavia during winter? If you built massive stone structures (temples, fortresses, &c.) like the ones you have cherry-picked for your image you would freeze to death come winter.

Have fun wasting your time during the summer months building a massive, impractical stone building in an area where the temperature easily drops below −20 °C, you dumb cunt.


2374bf  No.16368662

>>16332694

>some Vikings residing far from Scandanavia reportedly Muslim

Well, then, al Vikings must have been Muslim. What a progressive discovery!


1aedba  No.16368925

>>16358534

>If you built massive stone structures you would freeze to death come winter

Dense thermal mass is against winter protection? are you completely retarded or just don't know anything about construction?

Otherwise your observation on the futility of taking a lot of summers to build something like that is on spot.


4822fe  No.16368980

>viking

Wonder how many niggers, sand niggers and kikes will be included.


e500c5  No.16369044

>>>/v/16368925

Try reading the rest of the sentence.


b7a9a6  No.16369075

File: 0fcd5f34c61669f⋯.jpg (233.68 KB, 1300x954, 650:477, restored-kasbah-mud-fortre….jpg)

>>16358534

So how come they didn't do something like pic related? I'm not saying they couldn't make castles, but why not something a bit more defensible?


84119e  No.16369083

>>16369075

They make that when they got the technology.


efed44  No.16369088

>>16369083

More or less they didn't really have to face repercussion from pillaging and raping converted lands.


84119e  No.16369104

>>16369088

There is nothing to pillage in Scandinavia yeah.

But when it got christianized, advanced farming technique got passed over, so they can produce in that barren land, thus the need for castles to defend their resources.

But the christians got these technology from the romans, so it's not like it comes out of the desert.


30ecde  No.16369816

File: 20db15de7588134⋯.png (439.34 KB, 736x733, 736:733, tin deposits.png)

File: 2ac82186f22cd98⋯.jpg (279.97 KB, 699x455, 699:455, Solvogn-bagside.jpg)

File: 4f463b38b78e880⋯.png (2.84 MB, 1464x1094, 732:547, valsgarde-reconstruction.png)

File: 435c4dcea3b57b0⋯.jpg (530.12 KB, 1283x2747, 1283:2747, gutasaga.jpg)

>>16369075

Because they built large brick and mound walls instead, like dannevirke and the geat dike, to slow down movements on land while relying on the sea and rivers to get around faster and outmanoeuvre enemies. The soil in the region was also covered by glacier for a long period, which means the soil is glacial till, made up mostly of mountain and bedrock getting ground into boulders and drifting along under the ice. Not the most practical for building castles out of. Overall the region wasn't very rich in any resources save for timber and amber, the latter of which which was highly prized at the time and the periods before, and was a big chunk of what they sold over in the Byzantine and other southern markets during the time of the bronze age trade route.

It was also during this period things like the sun chariot, and valsgarde helmets from the vendel culture were made with imported bronze ingots, since most of the available tin deposits in Europe were too far removed to create local bronze. Pics related. This is also why amber from the scandi-baltic region has been found around the mediterranean.

These finds became more rare as the viking age began, however. The reason for this likely has to do with the christening of the Franks, and more specifically Charlemagne. During the bronze age all the trade routes across the continent made Europe significantly more interconnected than most people realize, and with this interconnectivity came reliance on trade. This is where Charlemagne and the christening of the franks comes in, as they now forbade non-christians from using these trade routes, and whether true or not rumors were spreading of runestones depicting old faiths and deities being destroyed. Obviously this didn't go over well with the still largely pagan nordic and baltic tribes, many of whom had a strong attachment to their old oral traditions, many of which were illustrated on runestones such as in pic 4 concerning the gutasaga. This culminated with various tribes of the region uniting under a common cause and setting off the large scale pillaging and raiding which is now known as the viking age. This is another important factor for why you didn't typically see those types of buildings in the region at the time, because before the external threat which caused the various tribes to unite they were too busy warring each other to really devote themselves to building castles, as other types of fortification were quicker and more suitable for the type of war you saw there.

As for status, it was mostly attained from ornamental metalworks and the like rather than buildings, possibly because fancy swords and armor are easier to bring with you and might be a benefit if you're looking to impress customers at some market abroad.

tl;dr The soil was rough, and there was more status for a chieftain in a good set of armor or sword. Not to mention timber was abundant in the region, which was used both for vital heating and all manner of construction other than housing, such as the essential boats which were essential for a land caked in rivers and covered in lots of dense forestation.


10921d  No.16370066

>>16333463

its actally well made, wyman were shield bearer and not fighters. the navigation system is right, the religuious stuff too, funerals and traditions….

if it gets poz is after season 4 but till now i dont see anything those other anon claim there to be probably cause they talk out of their ass without even have seen it


0cedd8  No.16370079


2adcbc  No.16370104

>>16332521

don’t forget the totally historically accurate shieldmaidens


3cae8d  No.16370148

>>16331607

What are they gonna have the player climb, then? Faggoty trees like in AC3? Just ships? How the fuck are they making an AC game without an urban sprawl to parkour on?


e60f6a  No.16370187

File: 55c29268a5e7406⋯.jpg (9.63 KB, 166x166, 1:1, Confused Monkey.jpg)

>>16332694

>Muslim Vikings

what


583fbb  No.16370199

i guarantee theyre just going to portray the vikings as disgusting as possible.


583fbb  No.16370217

>>16358534

>−20 °C

is that supposed to be cold for a winter season?

>laughs in north american

where i used to live would easily drop -50 C in the night/mornings and get up to -30F during the day.


583fbb  No.16370273

>>16370223

i would move southbound to where its warmer like the birds do?

its not terrible. you get used to it. i never wore more than a hoodie, and many people wore sandals. i was often barefoot standing in the snow.

also, i literally was technically homeless while living there for some of the time. its not that bad. i was sleeping in my car and had a warm blanket. you get used to it.


e500c5  No.16370327

File: 157cac4dc933766⋯.jpg (7.26 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ass.jpg)

File: f534452a1b6c3c9⋯.jpg (36.18 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ass 2.jpg)

File: ebec97d61f941f3⋯.jpg (68.02 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, Innsmouth_at_sunset.jpg)

File: 296a42f18ca1c4b⋯.jpg (2.59 MB, 3543x2362, 3:2, rs-214105-GettyImages-5509….jpg)

>>16370231


2689ed  No.16370348

>>16370217

>-50 C in the night/mornings

>get up to -30F

Did you mix up C and F or are you just retarded?


ad732f  No.16370374

>>16370092

if they were retarded like niggers, how were they able to do shit like black smithing, advanced nautical technology to the point they were able to reach the New World or swords made of Damascus steel like the Ulfbert swords?


e500c5  No.16370390

>>16370374

He's been IP hopping and desperately trying to shit this thread up since the beginning to take the heat off Ubisoft. Just report and filter him.


ad732f  No.16370409

>>16370390

so he's one of those faggot who won't even acknowledge the question.

absolutley disgusting and cowardly.


34fb27  No.16370410

>>16370348

Neither part of your question is valid, as his temperature range is fine.


10921d  No.16370422

>>16368925

stone is shittier at keeping the heat, wook gets warm easier therefor in winter you prefer a wooden house easily to heat up than a stone one


7de9c9  No.16370446

File: 0f7ce924a6180fc⋯.jpg (658.94 KB, 3026x1526, 1513:763, Close Up Reconstruction.jpg)

File: d43f3ea215eaf62⋯.jpg (408.9 KB, 1600x896, 25:14, Rebuilt Walls Of A Differe….jpg)

File: e8d12ce141ad115⋯.jpg (134.64 KB, 683x900, 683:900, Reconstruction Of Entire F….jpg)

File: 9b10032611b2f6f⋯.jpg (750.12 KB, 3396x2016, 283:168, rKqrexB.jpg)

File: db2cb4d3b74f54f⋯.jpg (63.7 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Trelleborg.jpg)

>>16369075

You mean like their ring fortresses? You cannot build any structure of mud up in Scandinavia, the rain and snow and temperature changes would make it collapse before it was finished.

>>16369816 wrote an excellent post about this.


276149  No.16370473

>>16370374

They were noble savages.

>>16370446

That looks pretty ayy inspired don't you think?


7de9c9  No.16370490

File: 2072f37a520d3b5⋯.jpg (1.85 MB, 3000x2455, 600:491, Sólarsteinn (Iceland spar)….jpg)

File: fbb7bd497738652⋯.jpg (72.89 KB, 325x421, 325:421, 31802sunstone1.jpg)

>>16370473

>That looks pretty ayy inspired don't you think?

Been reading varg, have you?


276149  No.16370522

>>16370490

European knights project actually, never read anything about varg.


4fba09  No.16370536

>>16332521

>>16370104

Vikangs and shieldsluts. Oh boy…


583fbb  No.16370641

File: e5f6ffc3ee78a45⋯.png (10.3 KB, 416x315, 416:315, °F to °C.png)

>>16370348

well… at -30 F and C are very close, captain retardo. please respond and admit what a retard you are. im having a bad day and would appreciate you to do that this.


7de9c9  No.16370705

File: ef1e17ae8214674⋯.jpg (1.96 MB, 2000x1329, 2000:1329, Leiv Eirikson discovering ….jpg)

>>16370217

>is that supposed to be cold for a winter season?

If you hadn’t been a fucking retard you would have included the full quote: ‘the temperature easily drops below −20 °C’

And I’m calling BS on this shit:

>i never wore more than a hoodie, and many people wore sandals. i was often barefoot standing in the snow.

There is no fucking way you walk around outside in −20/50 °C wearing a hoodie.

>>16370641

Please respond and admit what a fucking lying nigger you are.Or don’t, I’m having a super day, and more lies from you wouldn't affect it in the least.


76c698  No.16370770

File: 18a1fc029c2b0e3⋯.jpg (61.59 KB, 1080x651, 360:217, Japanese were originally b….jpg)


583fbb  No.16370780

File: f92dae471b05e92⋯.jpg (32.08 KB, 700x700, 1:1, catalog_detail_image_large.jpg)

>>16370705

youre an angry little retard. let me explain some things.

the temperature drops BELOW -50 C. the highs were -35C.

i literally never put on shoes to check my mail. and yes, i only wore a hoodie. pic related. not only that, girls would still dress like sluts and go out in this weather. the fact that you think walking around in weather that cold not dressed like an eskimo just makes you sound like a pussy tbh.

what exactly makes me a nigger? the fact that you felt the need to pretend you understood how C and F work, but fucked up?

just admit you were wrong.


7de9c9  No.16370792

>>16370780

>let me lie some more

No thanks.

>what exactly makes me a nigger?

The melanin and low IQ

>the fact that you felt the need to pretend you understood how C and F work, but fucked up?

>ust admit you were wrong.

You got the wrong guy. I only called out your obvious BS about strolling around outside in −20/50 °C with a hoodie, you dumb fucking mongrel.


f47bdc  No.16370795

>>16370780

>the temperature drops BELOW -50 C. the highs were -35C.

Nigger, that's Siberian level shit, and they put on a personal portable fortress to move around.


583fbb  No.16370802

File: f3bd387cffdf87e⋯.jpg (106.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>16370792

the fact that you cant handle cold weather and think its unfathomable means youre probably not white, anon.

i can handle it just fine, and so can the other whites. the only people wearing northfaces and walking around bundled were literal niggers.

>>16370795

thats laughably wrong. maybe an outsider would do that, but you get used to it.


2a54d3  No.16370813

>>16332676

Is there a single culture the kangz haven't tried to steal yet?


e500c5  No.16370820

>>16370813

Salmonella.


583fbb  No.16370824

>>16370795

also, siberia gets about 20 degees colder than that without wind chill. much colder with.

>>16370813

their culture is stealing.


7de9c9  No.16370832

File: ac15c63eeec64d6⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, P1030993.jpg)

>>16370802

I doubt you have ever experienced sub zero temperatures you lying nigger. How’s the weather in Telaviv, Schlomo?

https://www.mikaelstrandberg.com/2013/09/08/174327560/


f57603  No.16370839

File: 7ce19aa210c45ee⋯.jpg (222.79 KB, 1199x608, 1199:608, DEGwt_BXYAA2k4o.jpg)

File: 2994450d17357b3⋯.jpg (106.75 KB, 1240x711, 1240:711, descarga (2).jpg)

File: 63633f087761eae⋯.jpg (404.43 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, descarga (3).jpg)

File: e1ef48f56da383b⋯.jpg (284.26 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, DrCnyRoW4AA_3dE.jpg)

File: 806531340882d20⋯.jpg (128.3 KB, 800x585, 160:117, DSCN0401.JPG)

>>16332674

>Norsemen were stupid and unable to create anything because they didn't create Roman stone fortresses in the middle of the fucking snow and instead they decided to build Wooden longhouses that would protect them from winter and work for their agricultural lifestyle

This is your brain on America


f57603  No.16370847

File: 3eca067d0416585⋯.jpg (109.29 KB, 800x534, 400:267, tumblr_oj6anqO1t21uqrzzho1….jpg)

File: b441c6ba5738dfc⋯.jpg (35.27 KB, 370x244, 185:122, ventestue.n.f.mus.i.jpg)

>>16370839

1st pic is wrong


e500c5  No.16370863

>still responding to obvious goons trying to derail the thread away from ridiculing their corporate marxist masters


583fbb  No.16370867

File: 6a2bed75a3fc557⋯.jpg (549.12 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 5bc9ecee15e9f9143741fc66.jpg)

File: 26cb67af116ac93⋯.jpg (335.26 KB, 900x598, 450:299, main_900.jpg)

File: c6e0fe91afbe39a⋯.jpg (79.86 KB, 700x493, 700:493, winter_swimming_in_siberia….jpg)

File: 0680c57f0bb65d7⋯.jpg (632.32 KB, 1504x1000, 188:125, Perch-16.jpg)

>>16370832

just admit youre a nigger that could never adapt to where white people are from.

1 of these pictures was taken minutes from where i lived, and have literally ice fished on the same exact lake with friends.

my nose hairs would freeze and when you pinch your nose you'd hear a crunch. your eye would freeze if a wind hit you at the right angle and blinking would cause the ice sheet to go under your eye and feel… cold/wet.

this isnt special or even unique. millions live like this.

the guy in your picture is dog-sledding and dressed like that likely so he can be out and even sleep outside.

it was too cold to percipitate where i lived so the snow wasnt deep enough for that. although the small amount of snow we got would never melt because it wouldnt ever get warm enough to.

the government workers throw down gravel because salt cant melt the snow under certain temperatures.


7de9c9  No.16370890

>>16370867

BELOW −50 °C

I do admire your tenacity; you stick to your lie.


ff0f6f  No.16370894

𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑𝖘 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐 𝖉𝖔𝖌𝖘.


3d22a8  No.16370897

File: 02d68e857185750⋯.jpeg (27.47 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 7212FF4C-57DB-40B5-9B21-9….jpeg)

>>16370894

I’ll need some evidence of this claim.


583fbb  No.16370905

>>16370890

much of canada gets that cold in the winter m8. where are you from that you've never even heard of people in temperatures that low? anyone in northern united states knows this, and anyone in canada knows this.

its pretty common. and most dont over-dress. you really do get used to it.


7de9c9  No.16370915

>>16370905

>where are you from that you've never even heard of people in temperatures that low?

I have heard of them, and they don’t walk around outside in −50 °C wearing a fucking hoodie.


4fba09  No.16370921

File: 10d135a563c2f1f⋯.jpg (1.27 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, Raven-Haired-Shaved-Sapphi….jpg)

>>16370867

Did the pics have to be all guys, homo? Where are the sexy women in snow.


3d22a8  No.16370926

File: c5e771e34f8979a⋯.jpeg (109.28 KB, 839x833, 839:833, 7028E1B7-0483-45FF-9CFD-B….jpeg)

>>16370921

More please.


583fbb  No.16370931

File: a3275cca64c6aea⋯.jpg (89 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, 2016/11/06/87/456d20e8dddd….jpg)

File: c4c5ef4700b5125⋯.jpg (110.52 KB, 900x586, 450:293, wires_1452078436496_middle.jpg)

File: fba3dcbaf99bd16⋯.jpg (183.83 KB, 1680x1260, 4:3, jyhmvewd870y.jpg)

File: 988e3c755d06856⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 3020x1717, 3020:1717, IMG_7816.jpg)

>>16370915

its not hard, anon. want a link to the hoodie i wore?

my daily outfit if i had to spend a significant amount of time outside was socks, timberland/caterpillar/wolverine steeltoe boots, a pair of socks, sweatpants, jeans, a tshirt, a hoodie, and a scarf for when it got windy to keep my face from getting chapped.

dress any heavier and i'd be sweating, and then freeze from the wet clothes if night rolled around and the wind picked up.

>>16370921


ee0ab3  No.16370939

File: 1428e08ae0c972a⋯.jpg (127.68 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 1428e08ae0c972aa092738cb6d….jpg)

>>16370921

Closest thing I have.


583fbb  No.16370964

File: be82ac706b5e744⋯.jpg (72.75 KB, 638x960, 319:480, NePQ0.jpg)

File: 032e579efd19a59⋯.jpg (477.52 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, b6iBc.jpg)

File: 36e08752e222b78⋯.jpg (196.88 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, 49faf62f4fb5b56d62697d0057….jpg)


ff0f6f  No.16370969

File: 0c4ecb934e6e877⋯.png (264.52 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, Anno 2019.png)

𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐 𝕲𝖔𝖉 𝕴 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖊. 𝕴𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖚𝖆𝖑 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖚𝖇𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙 𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖕𝖔𝖟𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞.


ff0f6f  No.16370974

File: 5671c0d3598920d⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.85 MB, 1000x600, 5:3, dogged.webm)

>>16370897

𝕴'𝖒 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖆 𝖉𝖊𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖘𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙. 𝕴 𝖉𝖔 𝖍𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖞 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖉.


3d22a8  No.16370975

>>16370969

What’s with the special font? The meme is that nogs can’t read cursive.


ff0f6f  No.16370981

>>16370975

𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖘 𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖘 𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖆𝖞.


7de9c9  No.16370992

>>16370975

𝔄𝔰𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔦𝔳𝔢: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackletter#Unicode


8b4328  No.16371000

>>16370974

You'll get the (((ban))) for this


583fbb  No.16371011

>>16370974

why is that dog wearing socks while fucking? i thought only autists did that. is that why the dog is lowering itself by fucking a nigger?


3d22a8  No.16371015

>>16371011

Well obviously it has cold paws.


7de9c9  No.16371022

>>16371011

Obviously to prevent him scratching her with the claws.


1b9203  No.16371116

>>16371022

Dumb bitch should get scratched tbh. That's what it gets for being a nigger and not doing us a favor and killing itself


dd2d39  No.16371250

>>16331627

>entered the thread to type this

damn


6916f2  No.16371304

How much you wanna bet the main characters will all be black?


e500c5  No.16371390

>>16371304

It's more likely the main character will be the only white in the game, aside from the bad guys of course, and he'll be constantly berated and humiliated the entire game while being forced to do chores for zulu niggers with horned helmets.


6916f2  No.16371508

>>16371390

It's current year. Whites can't be heroes. It'll be about a civilized Black viking resisting the evil white monkey/dog hybrid beasts comin' out da caves.


e500c5  No.16371514

>>16371508

>CY+4

>letting the player™ be a hero

Reported to the ADL for attack npc rights.


6916f2  No.16371525

>>16371011

How fucking dumb could you be to ask this question?


6916f2  No.16371596

File: 23d8da60bf7bafe⋯.jpg (357.38 KB, 1300x843, 1300:843, ancient-world-germanic-acc….jpg)

>>16370839

>posting structures from hundreds of years after Roman contact

Get real. Vikangz wuz snowniggaz before Roman civilization uplifted them.


e500c5  No.16371628

>>16371596

How can they be kangz if they have no afros or flying pyramids?


9c2ccc  No.16372696

>>16333627

>Vikings did not rape, they 'raptured'

So basically Muslims with horns?


8d270c  No.16372716

>>16331627

I could not think of a worse possible setting for an AC game, Greece was already a terrible idea, Rome would have made much more sense.


b7a9a6  No.16372785

>>16369816

Makes sense, I didn't really consider that the temps would make mud walls too difficult.

Is the lack of resources part of why the vikings pillaged so much, or was it more due to Christianity's increasing power?

>>16370446

That's pretty cool-looking, although probably underwhelming to the average game dev. Was the underground used for storage or burial?


9c2ccc  No.16373060

>>16370832

kek, is that you anon? be honest now, did you enjoy it up there in Louisville?


dd4adc  No.16373100

File: 8e0158ba2b7b1a6⋯.jpg (51.21 KB, 800x502, 400:251, the-nordic-flags.jpg)

>>16370889

bow to the cross


8150b5  No.16373101

File: 48feff27645f568⋯.jpg (124.12 KB, 1280x998, 640:499, 1280px-Jacques-Louis_David….jpg)

File: df8b70890407bdd⋯.jpg (71.1 KB, 800x578, 400:289, gettyimages-95602542.jpg)

>>16332817

Imagine taking your inspiration from romaboo sodomite mutts lmao


37c453  No.16373136

>>16370889

>christians are kike worshipers

>christians destroyed pagans

>pagans can hold their own against kike worshipers

hang on a second


2c1984  No.16373401

File: 1b70ac0f1e3d5f8⋯.jpeg (123.76 KB, 800x521, 800:521, A7CCE36A-2B34-410C-B52F-3….jpeg)

File: 2f6a4c8585ab62e⋯.jpeg (126.21 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 734F0ABA-595B-4C14-A1EC-3….jpeg)

Speaking of, I remember a while back a couple anons were talking about Unity and that it was actually really good after the updates. I was wondering if there’s any truth to that. I kinda want to play it after the Notre Dame fire.


4465a2  No.16374512

File: c758fcef5e2f97d⋯.jpg (156.7 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, c758fcef5e2f97d831c41c10b5….jpg)

File: 7eb9a35ab5c4601⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 4480x2520, 16:9, 1554420014901.jpg)

File: 4625b1e4f71f184⋯.jpg (2.09 MB, 3360x1890, 16:9, 1553422865359.jpg)

File: 59b2ca52b320ce4⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1542059309359.jpg)

File: c9b04dea8daa47e⋯.png (3.12 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ACU3.png)

>>16373401

Outside of IV and Rogue, I'd say Unity is one of the only games in the franchise that's worth playing. Unity is the last great Assassin's Creed. Best freerunning, decent assassination missions (choose your own approach/freedom of choice in killing the target), most of the buildings are recreated on a 1:1 scale from what I understand.

There's much more emphasis placed on stealth gameplay. Assassin's Creed Unity is more of an evolution of the first game. Chain killing has been removed, though you can still parry and stagger enemies in open combat. Unity has plenty of weapon variety and customization options for the character. Pole weapons, axes, one handed swords, maces, cleavers, much more. Though you have to enter numerous sub menus just to change your gear. The game needed some sort of radial menu to swap out weapons.

The story isn't too bad either. As a character, Arno doesn't amount to much more than a retread of Ezio in Assassin's Creed II. I liked the situations that Arno was placed in, however. Unity was pretty interesting if you find the time period of the French Revolution interesting. For a good chunk of the game, you're on the side of the French Royalists who defend the monarchy. Some missions have you doing activities such as destroying letters of correspondence between King Louis XVI and the Parisian leader of the Assassins, there's another mission where you put a stop to an assassination attempt on King Louis XVI, and you bring an end to the Reign of Terror when you capture a stereotypical demonized Robespierre. In Assassin's Creed Unity, the Reign of Terror is portrayed as though it were some sort of Templar conspiracy to gain control of the middle class through paranoia. When Unity first released around the end of 2014, there were a few leftist French critics who condemned the game for fueling counter-revolutionary narratives, but Arno speaks in favor of the French Revolution when he talks back to his assassin mentors from time to time, so the game isn't wholly counter-revolutionary.

It's a natural course of action for conspiracy theory cliches (Unity's depiction of the Reign of Terror) to come about through a counter-revolutionary narrative, and conspiracy theories are part of what made the original Assassin's Creed compelling. If anyone claims that Assassin's Creed Unity is purely counter-revolutionary it just exposes that person as short-sighted.

If there is anything weak about Unity's story, then it all comes down to Arno and his Romeo/Juliet romance with Élise . Arno is born to an Assassin father, then later on Arno is orphaned and the Parisian Templar leader adopts him. Arno's adopted father has a daughter (Élise) and she eventually joins the Templar cause while Arno follows in his biological father's footsteps. Even though Arno and Élise are of two different factions they love each other. As the French Revolution comes to a head, the Parisian Assassin leader and the Parisian Templar leader wish to secure their power structures so they sort of come to a temporary truce. And with Arno as protagonist, we see the story through his eyes and he longs for the days of security from his childhood. That's also why Unity gives the impression that the populist revolutionary movements are wrong, though some of the antagonists in the game have compelling viewpoints. There was plenty of nuance in the story. Arno was just too weak of a protagonist. Ezio playboy 2.0 doesn't fit this type of story that well. A more ideologically dirven protagonist could navigate the mess of the French Revolution and find a better alternative. Unity raised a lot of questions regarding stagnation, extremism, corruption etc but everything gets swept under the rug in favor of Arno's romance with Élise.

Oh yeah, and Unity is still the best looking Assassin's Creed game.


30ecde  No.16376014

>>16372785

It's hard to say for sure since most carvings done by them at the time were in wood which doesn't preserve well, and most of the runestones are done in memory of people, usually paid for by their relatives. But based on the fact that artifacts became less common during a certain period, as well as the chosen targets, it seems to suggest that resources and the competing religion was a major cause of it.

It was also during this period damascus steel started showing up in the region and the varangian guard came to be, which seems to suggest they remained relatively friendly with the east roman empire's branch of the faith, while considering the western branch of the faith enemies.


4a23b9  No.16376242

File: e6bf1b7c3544b8f⋯.png (675.17 KB, 569x802, 569:802, f98e95559b3a4ea2d6bc44675d….png)

>>16370832

I don't get how you had this long an argument over this. If someone is out in those temperatures for a long time, then they do need to be really bundled up or they will die. If they're only out for a relatively short time, then they don't need to be. People running around in the snow in their underwear don't do it for very long, people wearing a moderate amount of clothing don't sit around outside for 5 hours, they're also likely not far from a building/car/etc where they can warm up.


2c1984  No.16376458

File: 7c5c8a7969f9a17⋯.png (2.86 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16374512

well shit, downloading now, I was feeling like it would be a chore to try the game but your rundown has me sort of hype.

>likes and played Rogue

my nig. It was fun watching the assassins go full retard .


4fba09  No.16376580

File: 60c344314e40300⋯.jpg (68.92 KB, 796x417, 796:417, AC-Unity-Free-Ubisoft-796x….jpg)

>>16374512

>most of the buildings are recreated on a 1:1 scale from what I understand

Most of them except Notre Dame. :^)

Speaking of which, ubishit is apparently giving away free copies of asscreed Unity on Uplay for 1 whole week because of Notre Dame's destruction.


f72a66  No.16376888

>>16376580

>Speaking of which, ubishit is apparently giving away free copies of asscreed Unity on Uplay for 1 whole week because of Notre Dame's destruction.

Wow, that's actually insulting. That would be like Micheal Bay giving away copies of deep impact after a meteor hit san antonio.

The series that relishes in its ability to warp history to whatever sick fantasy they desire would better serve to show reverence by punching themselves in the balls then giving copies away.


2c1984  No.16376910

>>16376888

funny thing is they have the dlc discounted

so they are hoping to snatch you with the game so you buy the dlc.


ea86f1  No.16376932

>>16376580

>unity

I still prefer to pirate it


ee0ab3  No.16376949

>>16376580

I installed it. I really would like some fags to play co-op with. It's pretty fun and terribly buggy.


2c1984  No.16376968

>>16376949

I thought they fixed a lot of the bugs?


ea86f1  No.16376981

>>16376458

Rogue is the best asscreed game. Ubishit is too dumb to make another templar game.


ebf036  No.16376999

>>16376981

The best Assassin's Creed game is Dishonored


9026d1  No.16377003

>>16331627

beat me to it

me and everyone else in this tread

>>16332313

criminally underrated post


ee0ab3  No.16377006

>>16373401

>Speaking of, I remember a while back a couple anons were talking about Unity and that it was actually really good after the updates.

It is a mixed bag.

>by far the best world AssCreed has ever done

>parkour is the best it has ever been

>initially pretty challenging

<until you figure out how to get shitloads of money and buy up all the best gear

>best side content in the series (riddles and murder mysteries)

>co-op is super fun when you coordinate with your team

<lots of eye cancer; map is filled with shitty collectibles

<terrible pop-in

<pretty much all the campaign missions are terrible outside of the assassinations, and you have to complete sequences to unlock things on the

<parkour will fail you when you need it to work the most

<assassination freedom is vastly overblown

<unmemorable story and music

<no sick-ass parachutes

Co-op is the best thing about the game. If you don't mind Uplay, you should pick it up.

>>16376968

I'm referring to the netcode. There can be a lot of desync sometimes depending on who you're playing with.


9026d1  No.16377015

File: 89d2780ca44794b⋯.jpg (34.96 KB, 800x284, 200:71, Runen_Hagia_Sophia.JPG)

>>16332674

anon you do know that vikings, despite living in mudhuts, did pillagin and raping in all of these big ancient cities you just posted right?

pic related is the shitposting of a viking in the marmol of a hindu temple

it reads: halfdan wus here


ee0ab3  No.16377017

>>16377006

>and you have to complete sequences to unlock things on the skill menu

My mistake. And I have to say that skills is a weird thing for AssCreed to implement.


2c1984  No.16377020

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16376981

definitely, the characters were great, the writing was weirdly good for ubishit, and the setting was neat with some nice set pieces. It was funny how they wrote themselves in a corner with showing how incompetent and selfish the assassins can be, then at the end they just had to make the main character evil "just because".

>>16377006

I suppose so long as the gameplay is fun the rest of those complaints will be tolerable, and I'm not surprised the netcode is terrible.




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