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Death Stranding Canceled Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 06:54:10 2517d7 No.16314839

DEATH STRANDING FUCKING CANCELED

MILLIONS IN THE TRASH

>it’s “next-level immaculate” and “a miracle” that the development lasted this long.

>the developers had already expected this result, but it came as a surprise

>Kojima has refused to comment on whether Kojima Productions will attempt another game or file for bankruptcy

Kojimbo fags BTFO

http://archive.fo/H2IzX

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 06:56:49 15649c No.16314846

How could it be canceled if it was never a game?

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 06:59:26 1e1b08 No.16314852

>>16314839

April fools

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:00:03 f4a085 No.16314853

File: a9c76ee568ae767⋯.mp4 (247.78 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, what are u fukken gay.mp4)

>>16314839

Why'd you have to get my hopes up OP?

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:02:16 c003f6 No.16314858

Don't bring my hopes up you goddamned fuck, this is cruel.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:04:59 04c2b5 No.16314863

Don't believe anything you see today, geniuses.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:06:41 fd94a4 No.16314866

File: 4b72eef47485289⋯.png (18.16 KB, 258x168, 43:28, Birdman-IAMretarded.png)

>think it's real

>check archive link

>see date

>pic related

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:17:38 2517d7 No.16314890

>>16314853

>>16314858

>got your hopes up

>on april first

Let this be a lesson learned in your skin.

Don't trust the developers and the good games they promise today.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:19:55 9cbbc2 No.16314896

>>16314890

every day but april fools is the real joke

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:22:41 a296cd No.16314902

>falling for it

I didn't even remember the date and I still knew better, dumbdumbs.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:23:46 3ae335 No.16314908

File: b79e9659350d3c7⋯.webm (2.56 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, thanks, doc.webm)

Should've been a daily dose

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:24:42 9ee7ff No.16314911

I wish this was real.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:26:07 1aa693 No.16314914

Why can't you faggots just stop? There is no fucking joke in just saying shit that's not true. Fucking die.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:27:22 9cbbc2 No.16314918

>>16314914

If it makes you this asspained I'd say it was worth it

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:28:22 1aa693 No.16314922

>>16314918

It's exhausting that you retards think this Reddit-tier 'haha lies, haha umad' shit is worth even your utterly valueless time. It's really not, but you'll never rise above it.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:30:22 46964b No.16314928

>>16314839

You're worse than a redditor and everyone is cringing at you.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:47:06 0aac45 No.16314967

>>16314839

Ever hear about April Fools retard?

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 07:48:46 9cbbc2 No.16314971

File: 58aee28770b505c⋯.png (27.78 KB, 592x396, 148:99, 58aee28770b505c23ca2e69211….png)

>>16314967

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 08:58:20 834eda No.16315127

File: 00714027ed9074b⋯.jpg (38.89 KB, 635x467, 635:467, Snake finds Otacon's futa ….jpg)

>>16314839

FUCK YE-

>lol April Fools gais ayy lmao

I fucking hate April Fools so damn much.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 09:03:36 055fd9 No.16315139

File: a6e66c7e230303c⋯.jpg (48.99 KB, 640x640, 1:1, kojimabeard.jpg)

>>16314839

This would be a better scenario than the game actually coming out, because we know the game is going to be shit.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 09:07:17 b5bf8a No.16315147

File: d6482ae2fc8c7b7⋯.jpg (60.31 KB, 871x955, 871:955, 04_sad.jpg)

And to think, i almost got excited for a second.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 10:31:55 091754 No.16315365

Someone post the fedex webm

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 10:39:16 80cd9e No.16315372

Don't worry, this is just the start, the catalog is going to be filled with april fool's jokes all fucking day.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 11:09:26 60cf37 No.16315436

File: 04f6e53168da359⋯.png (105.04 KB, 500x507, 500:507, 04f6e53168da3596d429a37a97….png)

Oh, it's that day again

ffs

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 11:09:57 2f73a4 No.16315438

File: c404aca87ef536a⋯.jpg (259 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, YEONG.jpg)

QUICK!!

BLAME KONAMI

YEEEOOOONG OUT!

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 11:34:50 1eff94 No.16315496

The only good thing about April Fools Day is when a dev announces a joke game but then actually develops and releases it because of the positive reception it got.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 11:35:11 dedc10 No.16315498

I don't want to ever """play""" Death Stranding, but I do want it to come out to see what mental gymnastics Kojima fanboys pull off to explain why it turned out to be trash. If it did get canceled, they'd be treating it like a guaranteed masterpiece like they did for P.T. It's much more fun to see them sink six to ten hours into a piece of shit.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 11:37:45 55ed0f No.16315507

File: 562d83b688d123a⋯.jpg (83.07 KB, 482x569, 482:569, 14831717423644568611268.jpg)

>>16314839

>it's le ebin ruseman day

I hate this day.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 11:41:58 2f73a4 No.16315524

File: 1a19fd97ce52774⋯.jpg (160.71 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, master ruseman.jpg)

>>16315507

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 11:55:20 3b4627 No.16315563

>>16314839

This is pretty believable. Scam Citizen has had more "game" to show than Death Stranding. For the first reveal of DS they hadn't started working on anything but a pre-rendered trailer with zero substance. Seeing it suddenly cancelled outright would be fairly expected.

I think since Kojima is butt buddies with much of the (((nepotistic western game industry clique))) DS will continue burning millions while having little to show for it because the (((parasitic western game industry clique))) are accustomed to being overpaid, under-skilled and producing nothing of value.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 11:59:46 e4c865 No.16315572

File: fe0b784dd802caf⋯.gif (522.3 KB, 656x368, 41:23, All the fucks I give.gif)

ITT: Talentless hack frothing because a gook is better at making vidya than they are. Even better is the fact that 90% of you faggots will buy it.

All this asspain tastes amazing.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 12:01:38 40a178 No.16315580

File: f938d6027ab2f44⋯.png (120.84 KB, 235x409, 235:409, Smug Kojima.png)

Are you not riking it?

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 12:05:53 9cbbc2 No.16315587

>>16315572

>japanese are korean

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 12:09:26 834eda No.16315596

File: a08a6167b195880⋯.png (257.15 KB, 633x480, 211:160, No bullshit allowed.png)

>>16315572

>Even better is the fact that 90% of you faggots will buy it.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 12:10:41 e4c865 No.16315601

>>16315596

You know it to be true

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 12:11:30 834eda No.16315605

>>16315601

Seriously, nobody on here but you buys garbage. At best, most anons here will just pirate this crap.

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 22:32:51 e18cc9 No.16317368

>>16315605

prove it

Anonymous 04/01/19 (Mon) 22:48:04 afb3bb No.16317413

>>16315572

IRONICALLY BEING A HORSEFUCKER IS STILL BEING A HORSEFUCKER

Anonymous 04/02/19 (Tue) 04:28:58 0440ac No.16318587

File: 3c6d7bec97993a8⋯.png (386.82 KB, 323x538, 323:538, help, let me out.png)

>>16315572

Anonymous 04/02/19 (Tue) 04:39:17 c92234 No.16318620

File: 9ee6bf4afb863ea⋯.png (25.85 KB, 671x671, 1:1, teaganyouredonekiddo.png)

>>16315147

>there's a Teagan I still haven't saved yet

Well atleast something good came from this thread

Anonymous 04/02/19 (Tue) 04:42:47 b6b125 No.16318632

>>16317368

Prove what? Why buy crap when you can pirate it for free? What kind of idiot gives away money for a product that's obviously shit? Are you brain damaged?

Anonymous 04/02/19 (Tue) 04:43:04 6c391b No.16318633

File: 04580f7c9fa42bf⋯.png (156.71 KB, 348x438, 58:73, Koji.png)

>>16314839

This cant be real

Anonymous 04/02/19 (Tue) 06:36:15 cf52ff No.16318847

File: a1bf19e8bb435b1⋯.jpg (107.61 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1429127173465.jpg)

>>16315605

>Implying I'd even waste my time pirating it